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With the stars...
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and...
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This stuff is terrible.
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It's the paper,
boss.
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We don't stand
a chance.
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The government takes
all the good stuff.
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Ah...
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But boss, if this
stuff is no good,
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what am I gonna do?
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Syndicate expects me to
go to the coast tomorrow
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and start pushing
it out there.
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Don't worry, you can still
go to the coast tomorrow.
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Ziggy's on his way over here
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with 50 grand
I had stashed in the apartment.
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It's made on the old paper.
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You won't have no trouble
pushing it.
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( knock at door )
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That must be Ziggy.
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Get the door.
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Who is it?
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It's me, Ziggy.
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Well, where's
the stuff?
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Now, look, boss,
don't get sore.
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I left it on a
Madison Avenue bus.
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What?!
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I couldn't
help it, boss.
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I was coming
here on the bus.
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Well, I got it
in the suitcase,
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but on 49th Street,
a cop gets on the bus.
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Well, it don't
bother me none,
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until I notice that
he's looking at me
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like maybe he knows me.
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So, I get scared
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and I jump off the bus
at the next stop.
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Why didn't you
take the suitcase with you?!
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I couldn't
take a chance.
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If he was gonna
make the pinch,
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I didn't want him to
find the stuff on me.
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Anyway, boss, what are you
getting sore about?
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It ain't like
it's real money.
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It's as good
as real money!
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What bus line was you on?
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It was the
Madison Avenue bus.
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I think it's the Gotham.
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Aah...
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Hello. I'd like
to get some information.
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Uh, supposing somebody
leaves something on a bus,
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uh, say a suitcase.
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What does he gotta do
to get it back?
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Uh-huh. He's gotta
come down and identify it.
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And what?
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Describe the contents?
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And then what?
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You open it, and if the
description matches, why...
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Look, uh, but suppose
nobody claims it,
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then what happens to it?
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Yeah?
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Oh. Uh-huh.
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Okay, thanks a lot, sister.
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( chuckling )
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Well, boys, we're getting
that suitcase back.
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But boss, how?
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We can't let them
open it up.
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I know that.
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But if nobody claims
it within 30 days,
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it goes to whoever
found it and turned it in.
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It's usually
the bus driver.
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All we gotta do is find
out who turned it in,
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wait 30 days, and then
we get it from him.
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Boss, what if he don't
wanna give it to us?
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Suppose you shut up!
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He'll give it to us...
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or else!
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( humming )
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( knock at door )
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Come in.
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Oh, Mother, what a
wonderful surprise!
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Hello, Alice.
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I was shopping
in the neighborhood,
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and I thought I'd drop in.
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Oh, Alice,
am I exhausted!
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Oh, Mother, don't
sit in that chair.
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It was broken, and
I just fixed it.
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Something else is broke.
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Every time I come over here,
something else is busted.
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If only
that husband of yours
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would buy you something new
for once.
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Mother, it isn't
Ralph's fault.
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"It isn't Ralph's fault."
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Look, Alice, just because
you're married to a horse
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doesn't mean
you have to live in a stable.
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What is she doing here?
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Please, Ralph,
she's my mother.
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What's that,
your lunchbox?
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Oh! You're starting
right in, huh?
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Starting right in
with the insults.
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No warming up in the bullpen
or nothing, huh?
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Starting right in.
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I remember when
you used to come over,
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you used to start slow with
a couple of "Hello, stupids"
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and stuff like that.
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Now I don't even
get that anymore, huh?
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Well, let me tell you something,
and get this into your head.
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This is my home,
and when you come in here,
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treat me with respect,
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and address me
with a civil tongue!
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Oh, why don't you
shut up?
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Ralph, what's the matter
with the two of you?
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Can't you ever
get together
without fighting?
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I didn't start this.
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Mammy Yokum did.
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Ralph, I don't care
who started it,
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but it is stopping
right now.
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Anyway,
what's that bag?
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Oh, I told you about this.
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Remember last month
they found a bag on the bus?
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Well, nobody claimed it,
so now it's mine.
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Well, what's in it?
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I don't know what's in it.
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Can't be anything of value,
or they would've claimed it.
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Can't be of any value,
or you wouldn't have found it.
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Ha-ha, you dirty old...
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Look, Alice, I got something
important to talk to you about,
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and I'd like to do it
in private.
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Anything you can
say to my daughter,
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you can say
in front of me.
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What is it, Ralph?
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Well, look, Alice,
I'm short a couple of bucks,
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and I gotta pay my dues
at the lodge tonight.
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They're gonna throw me out
if I don't.
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Don't you give him
a cent, Alice!
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One of these days
you're gonna push me too far.
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The only thing that could
push you is a bulldozer!
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All right, get out!
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Get out! Out!
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All right, Alice,
it's all right.
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I have to be going
anyway.
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You were going anyway.
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Whether you were going
anyway or any other way,
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I'm throwing you out anyway!
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There isn't room in this place
for you and me.
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There isn't room in this place
for you and anybody!
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Out!
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And to think
that you gave up a good job
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in the laundry
for this! Oh!
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All right,
now that that's over,
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now that the big wind is gone,
let me have the money.
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It comes to about $15.
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I'm not giving
you a dime, Ralph.
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What do you mean
you're not giving me a dime?
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Who died
and left you boss?
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You needn't act so
surprised, Ralph.
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You know perfectly well why
you're not getting the money.
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Your lodge dues is
supposed to come out
of your allowance.
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But I spent my allowance.
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Look, Alice, don't
start anything.
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I gotta have the money!
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You know that all
the members down there
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are my pals, my
buddies, my friends.
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They'll throw me out
if I don't pay my dues.
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Alice, don't start!
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I gotta have the money!
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Please, Alice, do you know
how embarrassing it would be
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to be thrown out
of the Raccoon Lodge?
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Certainly.
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It's pretty embarrassing
just to be in it.
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Look, I know there's money
around here someplace,
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and I demand it.
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I'm not giving
you a cent, Ralph.
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I am saving that money
to buy furniture.
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Furniture?
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What do you wanna
buy furniture for?
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We got furniture!
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You call this junk
furniture?
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Junk?
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Junk?
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Junk?
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Just watch yourself,
Alice.
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This furniture
was a wedding present
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from my grandfather.
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Yeah. To your grandmother.
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Now I'm going
up to Trixie's.
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Alice, you can't go up.
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I gotta have the money!
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( grumbles )
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Hey, there, Ralphie boy.
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Oh, hiya, Norton.
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What's in the bag?
Taking a little trip?
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No. I found it on
the bus a month ago.
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Nobody claimed
it, so it's mine.
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What's in it?
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I don't know.
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It can't be
anything of value,
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or they would've
claimed it.
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Look, forget
about the bag.
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You gotta do
me a favor.
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I owe my dues, and I
gotta pay 'em tonight,
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or they'll throw me out.
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Now, I need about $15.
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$15? I ain't got $15.
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I got an idea, though,
how you can get the $15.
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Why don't you sell the bag
for 15 bucks?
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What, are you crazy,
or something?
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Only a maniac would
buy that for 15 bucks.
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You wanna buy it?
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I don't want it,
I don't want it.
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Hey, maybe there's something
inside the bag worth $15.
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If there was anything
of value in there,
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somebody would've
come down and claimed it.
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Well, it couldn't hurt to
take a look, could it?
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Geez.
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All right.
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( gibbering )
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I can't understand
a word you're saying, Ralph.
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( gibbering )
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What are you
getting excited for?
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( gibbering )
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( both gibbering )
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Money! I'm
a millionaire!
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There's a fortune
in here!
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Enough to keep you in pizza
for the rest of your life!
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Alice. Alice, you and me,
we're millionaires!
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Look-- money!
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What are you talking about?
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Look, money.
Ralph, it's money!
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Is this what you found
on the bus?
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Yeah. Who could've
left it there?
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It must've been some
millionaire, or something.
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Boy, I hope so.
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I'd hate to think
it was some poor person
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who could really need it.
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Ralph, I can't believe this.
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Why would anybody leave
this amount of money on the bus
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and then not claim it?
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How do I know?
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Maybe he just forgot
it, or something,
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and then he died later.
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Oh, Ralph.
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Well, all I know is,
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I'd die if I left
this on a bus.
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Ralph, just stop
being ridiculous.
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This sounds pretty phony to me.
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Phony? You
kill me, Alice.
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You absolutely
murder me!
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All your life you're
beefing and screaming,
248
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"When is my ship
gonna come in?
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00:10:08,923 --> 00:10:10,557
When is my ship
gonna come in?"
250
00:10:10,625 --> 00:10:14,428
Well, here it is,
the Queen Mary!
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Come in.
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Oh, uh, hiya,
Grogan.
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Anything wrong?
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00:10:20,201 --> 00:10:21,835
Oh, there's
nothing wrong, Kramden.
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00:10:21,903 --> 00:10:23,970
I'm just collecting for
the annual children's party
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at the Youth Center.
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I suppose I can put you down
for the usual buck, huh?
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Hardy-har-har.
259
00:10:33,697 --> 00:10:37,500
Here you are, Grogan.
260
00:10:37,568 --> 00:10:39,502
Hey, Kramden, this bill--
it's a hundred!
261
00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:41,138
That's right.
262
00:10:41,205 --> 00:10:43,791
And there's more
where that came from.
263
00:10:43,858 --> 00:10:45,993
Kids need any more,
just let me know.
264
00:10:46,061 --> 00:10:47,795
I'd be glad
to help out.
265
00:10:47,862 --> 00:10:49,697
Gee, thanks, Kramden,
thanks a lot.
266
00:10:49,764 --> 00:10:50,998
Here, here's your receipt.
267
00:10:51,066 --> 00:10:52,099
Keep it yourself.
268
00:10:52,167 --> 00:10:53,167
Thanks again.
269
00:10:53,234 --> 00:10:55,335
All right, Grog.
270
00:10:58,339 --> 00:11:00,473
Well, there you are, Alice.
271
00:11:00,541 --> 00:11:02,943
That's how phony
I think it is.
272
00:11:21,094 --> 00:11:22,328
Hello, operator?
273
00:11:22,395 --> 00:11:24,296
Just testing a new phone.
274
00:11:24,364 --> 00:11:25,630
Thank you.
275
00:11:34,858 --> 00:11:36,492
How do you do?
276
00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,794
I'm Mr. Kramden's
chauffeur.
277
00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:41,363
Oh, Ralph?
It's me, Norton.
278
00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:42,531
I got the stuff.
279
00:11:42,599 --> 00:11:44,600
Be out in
a minute, Norton.
280
00:11:52,576 --> 00:11:54,025
Did you get everything?
281
00:11:54,094 --> 00:11:55,160
Well, uh,
almost everything,
282
00:11:55,228 --> 00:11:56,428
except the cashmere
bowling bag.
283
00:11:56,496 --> 00:11:58,363
That's a little special;
you gotta wait for that.
284
00:11:58,431 --> 00:11:59,864
Oh, I see.
285
00:11:59,932 --> 00:12:02,100
Well, have you got
all the extensions in?
286
00:12:02,168 --> 00:12:02,968
That's right.
287
00:12:03,036 --> 00:12:04,202
Got the one here,
288
00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:06,038
I put one in the bedroom,
one in the bathroom,
289
00:12:06,105 --> 00:12:09,041
and one out
on the fire escape.
290
00:12:09,108 --> 00:12:11,142
The fire escape?
What's that for?
291
00:12:11,210 --> 00:12:12,377
You don't understand, Norton.
292
00:12:12,445 --> 00:12:13,612
Now that I'm a rich man,
293
00:12:13,679 --> 00:12:16,014
I can afford
any convenience I wish.
294
00:12:16,082 --> 00:12:18,083
The phone is out
on the fire escape
295
00:12:18,151 --> 00:12:20,752
for when I sleep out there
in the summertime.
296
00:12:20,820 --> 00:12:21,654
Well, I guess
I'll be going.
297
00:12:21,721 --> 00:12:22,938
Uh, before you go,
298
00:12:23,006 --> 00:12:24,139
would you mind
if I check the phone?
299
00:12:24,207 --> 00:12:25,941
I want everything
to be just right.
300
00:12:26,009 --> 00:12:27,276
Go right ahead.
Thank you.
301
00:12:27,344 --> 00:12:30,980
Uh, who do you think
I should call, Norton?
302
00:12:31,047 --> 00:12:32,982
Uh, why don't you try
the fire escape?
303
00:12:33,049 --> 00:12:34,984
Maybe somebody's
out there.
304
00:12:35,051 --> 00:12:36,151
( chuckles )
305
00:12:36,219 --> 00:12:38,220
He's a regular riot.
306
00:12:40,123 --> 00:12:42,591
I know, I'll call
Marshall, my boss.
307
00:12:49,982 --> 00:12:52,784
Hello? Mr. Marshall?
308
00:12:52,852 --> 00:12:55,120
Uh, this is Ralph Kramden.
309
00:12:55,188 --> 00:12:57,656
Yes, yes.
310
00:12:57,723 --> 00:13:02,127
Oh, uh... I called
to tell you that I quit.
311
00:13:02,195 --> 00:13:04,263
That's right.
312
00:13:04,330 --> 00:13:06,231
Oh, and furthermore,
313
00:13:06,299 --> 00:13:10,202
you... are a bum!
314
00:13:12,104 --> 00:13:13,738
Well, is the phone
all right, Mr. Kramden?
315
00:13:13,806 --> 00:13:16,141
Well, except for a little
slight clicking in the line,
316
00:13:16,209 --> 00:13:17,409
it seems to be all right.
317
00:13:17,477 --> 00:13:18,743
Can't be anything
wrong with the phone.
318
00:13:18,811 --> 00:13:19,844
I just checked it.
319
00:13:19,912 --> 00:13:21,480
It must be in
the trunk line.
320
00:13:21,548 --> 00:13:23,615
Well, uh...
321
00:13:23,683 --> 00:13:25,484
now you just see
that it's fixed.
322
00:13:25,552 --> 00:13:27,553
I want everything
just right.
323
00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:31,856
$100! Don't worry, Mr. Kramden,
the phone will be perfect.
324
00:13:31,924 --> 00:13:36,161
And there's plenty more
where that came from.
325
00:13:36,229 --> 00:13:37,596
Bye. Good-bye.
326
00:13:37,664 --> 00:13:38,963
Good-bye.
327
00:13:39,031 --> 00:13:40,899
( coughing )
328
00:13:40,966 --> 00:13:45,337
( hacking cough continues )
329
00:13:45,405 --> 00:13:48,773
It pays to
buy the best.
330
00:13:51,211 --> 00:13:52,477
Well, I guess I know
331
00:13:52,545 --> 00:13:54,179
how to live like
a rich man, eh?
332
00:13:54,247 --> 00:13:55,814
Oh, boy, I tell you...
333
00:13:55,881 --> 00:13:57,015
You know, when
you got money,
334
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,149
the world is
at your feet.
335
00:13:58,218 --> 00:13:59,984
Money talks.
336
00:14:00,052 --> 00:14:01,386
You'd be surprised
337
00:14:01,453 --> 00:14:03,021
since the news got
out that I got money,
338
00:14:03,089 --> 00:14:04,823
all the salesmen
that are after me.
339
00:14:04,891 --> 00:14:06,925
And not only salesmen,
but executives.
340
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,226
What do you mean?
341
00:14:08,294 --> 00:14:09,995
Well, when I was down
at the store today,
342
00:14:10,063 --> 00:14:11,763
getting all this stuff
to surprise Alice,
343
00:14:11,831 --> 00:14:13,899
when I came back, the
superintendent told me
344
00:14:13,966 --> 00:14:16,001
that there were a couple of
important-looking men here,
345
00:14:16,069 --> 00:14:17,069
looking for me.
346
00:14:17,136 --> 00:14:18,469
How do you know
they were important?
347
00:14:18,537 --> 00:14:20,672
Well, he said that when they
were talking to each other,
348
00:14:20,740 --> 00:14:22,107
he overheard
the conversation,
349
00:14:22,175 --> 00:14:23,809
and one of the guys-- I
think his name was Ziggy--
350
00:14:23,876 --> 00:14:25,476
whenever he spoke
to the other guy,
351
00:14:25,544 --> 00:14:27,312
he kept calling
him "boss."
352
00:14:27,379 --> 00:14:28,597
So, he's probably the boss
353
00:14:28,665 --> 00:14:30,399
of some sort
of investment firm
354
00:14:30,466 --> 00:14:32,434
they want me on the
board of directors,
or something like that.
355
00:14:32,502 --> 00:14:33,635
Hey, wait a minute,
wait a minute.
356
00:14:33,703 --> 00:14:34,670
One of the guy's name
was Ziggy?
357
00:14:34,737 --> 00:14:35,837
I think I know
that company.
358
00:14:35,905 --> 00:14:38,139
Merrill, Lynch, Pierce,
Fenner and Ziggy.
359
00:14:38,207 --> 00:14:39,841
That could be it.
360
00:14:39,909 --> 00:14:40,709
( knock at door )
361
00:14:40,776 --> 00:14:42,027
I'll get it, sir.
362
00:14:42,094 --> 00:14:43,462
All righty.
363
00:14:46,399 --> 00:14:49,401
Darling boy!
364
00:14:51,270 --> 00:14:53,788
So, you found out
I got the money, huh?
365
00:14:53,857 --> 00:14:56,624
You didn't lose any time
getting over here, did you?
366
00:14:56,692 --> 00:14:57,726
Money?
Why, what money?
367
00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:58,827
You know what money!
368
00:14:58,895 --> 00:15:00,829
The money I found
on the bus!
369
00:15:00,897 --> 00:15:02,464
Oh. Oh, that!
370
00:15:02,531 --> 00:15:04,666
Oh, yes, yes,
I guess I do remember
371
00:15:04,734 --> 00:15:06,634
somebody telling me
about that.
372
00:15:06,702 --> 00:15:07,903
Yeah.
Yes.
373
00:15:07,971 --> 00:15:09,437
Well, now,
look, darling,
374
00:15:09,505 --> 00:15:11,439
the only reason
that I came over here
375
00:15:11,507 --> 00:15:15,043
is because I want to be
with my favorite son-in-law.
376
00:15:15,111 --> 00:15:18,813
Oh, sonny boy, you certainly
did fix this place up
377
00:15:18,882 --> 00:15:21,183
so beautiful
for my little Alice.
378
00:15:21,251 --> 00:15:22,450
Oh, do you like it?
379
00:15:22,518 --> 00:15:23,952
It sure was expensive.
380
00:15:24,020 --> 00:15:25,954
You didn't spend
all the money, did you?
381
00:15:26,022 --> 00:15:27,555
Nah, I'm loaded.
382
00:15:27,623 --> 00:15:30,142
Oh! Uh, not that it
would make any difference.
383
00:15:30,209 --> 00:15:31,276
Oh, of course not.
384
00:15:31,343 --> 00:15:33,879
Oh, by the way, sonny boy,
Father's back
385
00:15:33,946 --> 00:15:35,881
has been giving him
a lot of trouble lately,
386
00:15:35,948 --> 00:15:38,216
and I was thinking
that a trip to Florida
387
00:15:38,284 --> 00:15:40,886
would do him a world of good,
and the fare's only $100.
388
00:15:40,953 --> 00:15:42,771
Uh-huh. So, that's what
you come over for--
389
00:15:42,839 --> 00:15:43,972
100 bucks, eh?
390
00:15:44,039 --> 00:15:45,106
You got some case.
391
00:15:45,174 --> 00:15:47,659
Oh, now, that has nothing
to do with it,
392
00:15:47,727 --> 00:15:51,363
and besides, what's $100
to a rich man like you?
393
00:15:51,431 --> 00:15:52,797
Why, of course.
394
00:15:52,865 --> 00:15:55,367
Why, just a little while ago,
he gave the repairman $100
395
00:15:55,435 --> 00:15:57,569
just to take the clicking
out of the phone.
396
00:15:57,636 --> 00:15:58,820
Well, I guess maybe
you're right.
397
00:15:58,888 --> 00:16:00,088
I'm a millionaire.
398
00:16:00,156 --> 00:16:02,758
What's $100? Just a
mere bag of shells.
399
00:16:02,825 --> 00:16:04,092
All right,
here you are.
400
00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:05,727
Send the old man
down to Florida.
401
00:16:05,795 --> 00:16:09,998
Uh, you know, sonny boy,
I hate to send Father alone.
402
00:16:10,066 --> 00:16:11,967
I really ought
to go with him.
403
00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:13,001
Oh, no, you
don't, oh, no!
404
00:16:13,069 --> 00:16:14,235
It's only another $100.
405
00:16:14,303 --> 00:16:15,370
You've got $100;
be glad you got that,
406
00:16:15,438 --> 00:16:16,972
or I'll take that back.
407
00:16:17,040 --> 00:16:19,107
Well, all right, sonny boy,
while Father's away,
408
00:16:19,175 --> 00:16:21,242
I'll stay here
with you and Alice.
409
00:16:21,310 --> 00:16:24,245
Wait a minute,
here's the other $100.
410
00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:26,414
Oh, hi, Mother.
411
00:16:26,482 --> 00:16:27,716
Oh.
Ralph, I...
412
00:16:27,784 --> 00:16:31,219
Ralph, what have you done
to this place?
413
00:16:31,287 --> 00:16:34,723
Well... I thought I'd
surprise you, Alice.
414
00:16:34,791 --> 00:16:36,758
So, while you were
out this afternoon,
415
00:16:36,826 --> 00:16:38,560
I went down to a store,
ordered all this,
416
00:16:38,628 --> 00:16:40,562
and told them to
send it right up
417
00:16:40,630 --> 00:16:41,863
just as a
surprise for you.
418
00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:43,364
Well, what do
you think of it?
419
00:16:43,432 --> 00:16:45,300
You want to know
what I think, Ralph?
420
00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:46,868
I think you've gone crazy.
421
00:16:46,936 --> 00:16:49,321
You've been spending this money
like a lunatic.
422
00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:51,490
I told you to hang on
to the money, Ralph,
423
00:16:51,557 --> 00:16:53,158
until you found out
what this was all about.
424
00:16:53,226 --> 00:16:54,692
Now, wasn't that right, Mother?
425
00:16:54,760 --> 00:16:56,595
You shut up!
426
00:16:56,662 --> 00:17:01,332
Sonny boy
knows what he's doing.
427
00:17:01,401 --> 00:17:03,902
She's not such a bad
old crow at that,
428
00:17:03,969 --> 00:17:05,437
I'll say that for her.
429
00:17:05,505 --> 00:17:06,505
( laughs )
430
00:17:12,010 --> 00:17:14,729
I'm very sorry, but when
I want to buy something,
431
00:17:14,797 --> 00:17:16,498
I want it the way I want it.
432
00:17:16,566 --> 00:17:19,201
Now, either you have a motorboat
with three propellers,
433
00:17:19,269 --> 00:17:20,369
or I'll go someplace else.
434
00:17:20,436 --> 00:17:21,537
Ralph, Ralph.
435
00:17:21,604 --> 00:17:23,905
Will you leave me alone?
I'm on the phone.
436
00:17:23,973 --> 00:17:25,140
Ralph, will you hang
up that phone?
437
00:17:25,208 --> 00:17:27,476
Look, I'll call you back.
438
00:17:27,544 --> 00:17:29,044
Now, what is it?
439
00:17:29,111 --> 00:17:31,046
Ralph, you know, yesterday
you gave Tommy Doyle $100
440
00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:33,048
to take your suit
to the cleaners?
441
00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:34,983
So what?
So what?!
442
00:17:35,051 --> 00:17:36,084
So, Tommy's in jail.
443
00:17:36,152 --> 00:17:37,419
That $100 was
counterfeit.
444
00:17:37,487 --> 00:17:40,288
You mean to tell me
that you interrupted me
445
00:17:40,356 --> 00:17:43,158
when I'm ordering
a motorboat with three...
446
00:17:43,225 --> 00:17:44,492
He's in jail?!
447
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,361
It's counterfeit?!
448
00:17:46,428 --> 00:17:47,195
That's right, Ralph.
449
00:17:47,263 --> 00:17:48,580
This explains
everything.
450
00:17:48,648 --> 00:17:49,815
That's why nobody
claimed the money.
451
00:17:49,882 --> 00:17:50,882
It was all counterfeit.
452
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:52,551
It's all no good.
453
00:17:52,618 --> 00:17:54,419
Alice, I've been
spending that money
all over town.
454
00:17:54,487 --> 00:17:55,954
What am I gonna do?
455
00:17:56,022 --> 00:17:58,289
Ralph, I told you
this whole thing was a phony.
456
00:17:58,357 --> 00:18:00,525
Oh, don't give me that
"I told you so" routine.
457
00:18:00,593 --> 00:18:01,493
What am I gonna do?!
458
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,861
There's only one thing...
459
00:18:02,929 --> 00:18:04,596
If they put him in jail
for spending one bill,
460
00:18:04,664 --> 00:18:05,998
they'll hang me!
461
00:18:06,048 --> 00:18:07,532
You just gotta go to the police,
Ralph, that's all,
462
00:18:07,599 --> 00:18:08,566
and tell them the truth.
463
00:18:08,634 --> 00:18:09,668
Are you outta your mind?
464
00:18:09,736 --> 00:18:10,902
If I go down there,
465
00:18:10,970 --> 00:18:12,370
they'll put me in jail
for the rest of my life.
466
00:18:12,438 --> 00:18:13,538
You gotta help me, Alice.
467
00:18:13,606 --> 00:18:15,206
Help me pack; I
gotta leave town.
468
00:18:15,274 --> 00:18:16,441
I'll do nothing
of the kind.
469
00:18:16,509 --> 00:18:18,476
I'm going down
to see Tommy Doyle's mother
470
00:18:18,544 --> 00:18:20,278
and try and explain
all of this to her.
471
00:18:20,346 --> 00:18:23,047
Alice, you can't leave me alone
at a time like this!
472
00:18:34,293 --> 00:18:35,327
Hey, Ralph!
473
00:18:35,394 --> 00:18:36,528
It's me, Norton.
474
00:18:36,596 --> 00:18:38,130
Want me to put the car
in the garage?
475
00:18:38,197 --> 00:18:39,931
Just fill it
with gas
476
00:18:39,999 --> 00:18:42,334
and point it
toward Mexico!
477
00:18:42,401 --> 00:18:44,369
What?
478
00:18:45,755 --> 00:18:47,088
Hey, congratulations,
Ralph.
479
00:18:47,156 --> 00:18:48,189
You found another bag.
480
00:18:48,257 --> 00:18:50,158
Is this one
stuffed with money, too?
481
00:18:50,225 --> 00:18:51,526
Look, I got no
time to explain.
482
00:18:51,594 --> 00:18:53,562
That other bag was full
of counterfeit money.
483
00:18:53,629 --> 00:18:54,963
The police are
after me right now.
484
00:18:55,031 --> 00:18:57,799
Counterfeit? Police?
Shee...
485
00:18:57,867 --> 00:18:59,935
All right, I gotta
get out of town
486
00:19:00,002 --> 00:19:01,169
before they catch
up with me.
487
00:19:01,236 --> 00:19:03,204
( banging on door )
488
00:19:03,273 --> 00:19:05,474
( Dragnet theme ):
♪ Dum-de-dum-dum. ♪
489
00:19:07,877 --> 00:19:08,727
That's them!
490
00:19:08,795 --> 00:19:10,178
That's the police!
491
00:19:10,246 --> 00:19:11,546
( banging on door )
492
00:19:11,614 --> 00:19:12,714
There's nobody in here!
493
00:19:12,782 --> 00:19:13,882
Shut up!
494
00:19:16,252 --> 00:19:17,252
MAN:
Open up!
495
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:18,220
What am I gonna
do, Norton?
496
00:19:18,288 --> 00:19:19,554
What am I gonna do?
497
00:19:19,622 --> 00:19:20,755
Listen, do
the only thing you can do.
498
00:19:20,823 --> 00:19:21,823
Destroy the evidence.
499
00:19:21,890 --> 00:19:23,425
Then they can't
pin anything on you.
500
00:19:23,493 --> 00:19:25,160
Put it in the oven,
burn it up!
501
00:19:28,414 --> 00:19:29,431
( banging on door )
502
00:19:29,498 --> 00:19:30,615
( Norton groans )
503
00:19:32,518 --> 00:19:33,651
I'll be right out.
504
00:19:33,719 --> 00:19:35,754
My wife's taking
a bath in the sink.
505
00:19:41,594 --> 00:19:42,627
( banging on door )
506
00:19:42,695 --> 00:19:44,996
I'm coming, I'm coming!
507
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:52,904
Now, look.
508
00:19:52,971 --> 00:19:55,339
No matter what I say,
you swear yes to it.
509
00:19:55,408 --> 00:19:57,008
Don't worry about
it; I'm your pal,
510
00:19:57,075 --> 00:19:58,643
and I'll stick with
you right to the end.
511
00:20:00,496 --> 00:20:03,097
Yes, sir?
512
00:20:03,165 --> 00:20:05,334
I never saw this man
before in my life.
513
00:20:05,401 --> 00:20:06,935
Shut up.
514
00:20:07,002 --> 00:20:09,338
Which one of you guys
is Kramden?
515
00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:10,905
He is.
He is.
516
00:20:10,973 --> 00:20:11,940
You heard me!
517
00:20:12,007 --> 00:20:13,675
Which one is Kramden?
518
00:20:13,743 --> 00:20:15,444
( gibberish )
519
00:20:15,511 --> 00:20:18,313
I admit it, I admit
it-- I'm Kramden.
520
00:20:18,381 --> 00:20:20,181
But look, I didn't know
it was counterfeit money.
521
00:20:20,249 --> 00:20:21,483
I found it on a bus.
522
00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:23,652
I wouldn't lie to a
couple of detectives.
523
00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:25,387
Honest, pal, I just
found it on a bus.
524
00:20:25,455 --> 00:20:26,388
Detectives?
525
00:20:26,456 --> 00:20:27,522
Hey, boss,
he thinks we're...
526
00:20:27,590 --> 00:20:28,890
Uh... look, Kramden,
I'll tell you what.
527
00:20:28,958 --> 00:20:30,492
We're gonna
give you a break.
528
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,044
You give us the money,
and we won't turn you in.
529
00:20:33,112 --> 00:20:36,648
Us cops don't like to put
innocent people in trouble,
530
00:20:36,715 --> 00:20:37,749
do we, Ziggy?
531
00:20:37,817 --> 00:20:39,151
You mean if I give
you back that money,
532
00:20:39,218 --> 00:20:40,385
you'll let me go?
533
00:20:40,452 --> 00:20:41,937
That's right.
Right away, pal.
534
00:20:42,004 --> 00:20:42,871
Wait a minute, Ralph.
535
00:20:42,939 --> 00:20:44,039
Don't give them the money.
536
00:20:44,106 --> 00:20:45,506
They're not the police.
537
00:20:45,574 --> 00:20:47,008
What are you
talking about?
538
00:20:47,076 --> 00:20:48,476
Didn't you hear one of them
call the other one Ziggy?
539
00:20:48,544 --> 00:20:49,945
They're from
the investment company
540
00:20:50,012 --> 00:20:51,679
Merrill, Lynch, Pierce, Fenner
and Ziggy!
541
00:20:51,747 --> 00:20:53,315
Will you
leave me alone?
542
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,917
Ah!
543
00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:56,968
All right, where is it?
544
00:20:57,035 --> 00:20:58,035
( gibberish )
545
00:20:58,103 --> 00:20:58,903
You heard me--
where is it?!
546
00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:00,304
( gibberish )
547
00:21:00,372 --> 00:21:01,940
Okay, fatso.
548
00:21:02,007 --> 00:21:04,442
I'm giving you ten seconds
to give us the money,
549
00:21:04,510 --> 00:21:05,877
or I'm letting you
have it.
550
00:21:05,945 --> 00:21:07,111
( gibberish )
551
00:21:07,179 --> 00:21:08,196
Five seconds!
552
00:21:08,263 --> 00:21:09,931
( gibberish )
( gibberish )
553
00:21:09,999 --> 00:21:11,566
Drop those guns!
554
00:21:11,633 --> 00:21:13,634
Officer, Officer!
555
00:21:13,703 --> 00:21:16,004
Arrest that
big fat one there!
556
00:21:16,072 --> 00:21:18,706
He's the one who gave me
the counterfeit bill.
557
00:21:18,774 --> 00:21:19,924
Mama, I'm sonny boy!
558
00:21:19,992 --> 00:21:23,794
Don't you call me Mama,
you crook!
559
00:21:23,862 --> 00:21:26,331
And these others are probably
members of his gang!
560
00:21:26,398 --> 00:21:27,282
All right, all right!
561
00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:28,700
I don't know
who anybody is.
562
00:21:28,767 --> 00:21:30,301
I'm taking you all
downtown.
563
00:21:30,369 --> 00:21:32,136
We'll straighten this out
at headquarters.
564
00:21:32,204 --> 00:21:33,805
So, come on,
let's go.
565
00:21:36,241 --> 00:21:40,177
Fine way to treat
your favorite son-in-law!
566
00:21:42,781 --> 00:21:45,550
Ooh, would I like
to belt you one!
567
00:22:14,446 --> 00:22:16,447
( groaning )
568
00:22:16,515 --> 00:22:17,816
I don't know, Ralph.
569
00:22:17,883 --> 00:22:19,517
All I know is that if
you had listened to me,
570
00:22:19,585 --> 00:22:22,087
none of this
would have happened.
571
00:22:22,154 --> 00:22:23,755
But no, Ralph.
572
00:22:23,823 --> 00:22:26,390
You never listen to
anyone but yourself.
573
00:22:26,458 --> 00:22:28,226
Are you finished?
574
00:22:28,293 --> 00:22:31,896
Are you finished with
all the lectures, Carrie Nation?
575
00:22:31,964 --> 00:22:34,465
Are you finished with the
"if you only had have done
576
00:22:34,533 --> 00:22:36,167
what I told you so's"?
577
00:22:36,235 --> 00:22:38,402
Are you finished with those?!
578
00:22:38,470 --> 00:22:40,071
Well, if you're finished
with them,
579
00:22:40,139 --> 00:22:41,339
let's get
something clear.
580
00:22:41,406 --> 00:22:43,608
Right now.
581
00:22:43,675 --> 00:22:46,211
So what?
582
00:22:46,278 --> 00:22:48,913
So what if I got
in a little trouble?
583
00:22:48,981 --> 00:22:53,985
I was a millionaire
for a couple of days.
584
00:22:54,053 --> 00:22:58,823
That's more than
anybody else in
this dump can say.
585
00:22:58,891 --> 00:23:01,993
For two days I had it,
586
00:23:02,061 --> 00:23:04,763
and I went with it, too.
587
00:23:04,830 --> 00:23:09,768
It came easy,
and it went just as fast.
588
00:23:09,835 --> 00:23:12,237
And that's the way
I'd be if I had it.
589
00:23:12,304 --> 00:23:16,607
Easy come, easy go.
590
00:23:16,675 --> 00:23:22,814
If anybody found out I had it,
they could have it.
591
00:23:22,882 --> 00:23:25,150
It's my nature to spend.
592
00:23:25,217 --> 00:23:28,753
Except I never have
anything to spend.
593
00:23:30,856 --> 00:23:33,892
Anyway, so what?
594
00:23:33,959 --> 00:23:37,595
I didn't get in any trouble,
there was no harm done.
595
00:23:37,663 --> 00:23:39,831
I explained to the cops
how I got the money,
596
00:23:39,899 --> 00:23:41,565
and they let me go.
597
00:23:41,633 --> 00:23:43,835
So, what did I do?
598
00:23:43,903 --> 00:23:46,404
What'd I do?
599
00:23:46,471 --> 00:23:48,372
You think that's all
there is to it, Ralph?
600
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,809
Yeah. That's all
I can see.
601
00:23:50,876 --> 00:23:53,444
What about quitting
your job, Ralph?
602
00:23:53,512 --> 00:23:55,046
Or was that nothing?
603
00:24:01,370 --> 00:24:03,371
Forgot about that.
604
00:24:03,439 --> 00:24:04,656
Yeah.
605
00:24:04,723 --> 00:24:06,824
I suppose you forgot
that all this stuff
606
00:24:06,892 --> 00:24:08,192
has to go back, too.
607
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:09,427
Every bit of it.
608
00:24:09,495 --> 00:24:11,796
All that is, except
your suits, Ralph.
609
00:24:11,863 --> 00:24:14,231
The tailor can't
take those back.
610
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:16,867
He doesn't know
any elephants
611
00:24:16,935 --> 00:24:19,136
that need a
new wardrobe.
612
00:24:19,204 --> 00:24:21,272
But according
to you, Ralph,
613
00:24:21,340 --> 00:24:23,874
nothing happened.
614
00:24:26,845 --> 00:24:30,948
( phone ringing )
615
00:24:36,888 --> 00:24:39,190
Hello?
616
00:24:39,257 --> 00:24:41,192
Huh?
617
00:24:41,259 --> 00:24:44,295
Oh, yeah, the phone's
working perfectly.
618
00:24:44,363 --> 00:24:47,432
No, there's no clicking,
or nothing.
619
00:24:47,499 --> 00:24:49,900
It's just working fine.
620
00:24:49,968 --> 00:24:51,101
Yes, ma'am.
621
00:24:51,169 --> 00:24:52,370
Thank you very much.
622
00:24:52,438 --> 00:24:56,106
Oh, uh... uh...
623
00:24:56,174 --> 00:25:00,678
would you send somebody around
to take it out?
624
00:25:00,746 --> 00:25:02,380
Thank you.
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