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(theme song playing)

♪ We were normal vampires In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case of Human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa oh oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa oh oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not So different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa oh oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa oh oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa oh oh, Vampirina ♪

(Vampirina) Ghoul Guides save the day.

♪ Woodchuck Woodsies Proud and true ♪

-♪ We never give up ♪ -(whooping)

Fabulous.

Now, before we wrap up today's Woodchuck Woodsie Bonanza,

there's one more badge to give out.

Vampirina, would you come up here

and get your knitting badge?

Woo! I like your enthusiasm.

(chuckling) Thanks, Miss Peopleson.

I've always loved getting a badge.

-Great job, Vee. -Yay, Vee!

Thanks. I can't believe how long it took me

to make one pair of gloves the human way.

How long would the vampire way take?

-Wow. -Not long.

-Fast. -(sighs)

What's the matter, Vee?

Well, I love the Woodchuck Woodsies,

but sometimes I miss the Ghoul Guides.

This week is the Ghoul Guides' Extravaganza Vamping Trip,

and I'm going to miss it for the very first time.

Why do you have to miss it?

Because I'm a Woodchuck Woodsie now.

Okay, but why can't you be both?

Huh. I guess I never thought about it that way.

Hey! Why don't you come with me?

You can become Ghoul Guides.

It would be nice to see

the Transylvanian way of doing things.

Is there a badge for getting really scared?

Because I bet I could get that one.

I bet you could, too.

Ah, we haven't all gone to Transylvania together in ages.

I'm terrifically terrified.

It is good, isn't it?

-Our parents said we could go. -Yay.

Aww. Wolfie's going to miss us.

We'll miss you too, Wolfie.

Hmm. What are we missing?

Uh, nothing.

Okay. Demi. We're missing Demi.

Finally got everything packed. Just, uh, you know,

need a little help getting everything in here.

(chuckles, whistles)

Woo! (chuckles softly)

How do you overpack when you only wear a bowtie?

You never know what you're gonna need, Gregoria.

What if I'm invited to a medieval tea?

I have an outfit for that.

What if suddenly everyone's going to a ghostly dude ranch?

I have an outfit for that too. Oh, oh, oh...

We get the picture, and it ain't pretty.

We'll never fit all this luggage onto the brooms.

Maybe we should upgrade our ride and use a little magic?

Good idea, my love. I'll get the travel powder.

And as long as we're going by way of a magic poof,

we might as well take Wolfie with us.

He can roam free in the Werewolf Park.

Why are the instructions always so small?

For multiple monsters, use two tablespoons of powder.

Best results when administered outside.

Uh, hello? My luggage!

Here we go!

Poppy, you forgot your... Uh...

(gasps) You're out.

I mean, no way. That clearly didn't happen.

But, it did happen! There has to be an explanation.

Maybe it's a trap door? (grunts)

Or I have a fever.

Wait, my camera, it's on!

Whoa. They just disappeared!

What's that? That's the same bottle.

Hey, I saw it first.

There's still powder in here.

If I use it, I wonder if I'll disappear...

(screams)

This place is hopping, literally.

I have to admit,

it always takes me a minute to get my monster legs.

(gasps) Oh, slimy. I mean, I'm sorry.

Have a slimy day?

Thanks. What a polite young lady.

I always forget how different Transylvania is.

Maybe trying to become a Ghoul Guide is a bad idea.

What? No! It's a great idea. You'll be bat-tastic.

-(wolfie barking) -Dragons!

(Boris) Wolfie, you're so little here.

Time to get you Translyvanianized.

Whoa. This place is everything

I dreamed the world of monsters could be.

Flying brooms, ogres and wolfies.

Wait, Wolfie?

-Whoa. -Time to let him go,

run off leash at the Werewolf Park.

Goodbye, girls.

You're off to the enchanted forest.

I am going to the farmer's scare market.

-See you later. -Bye.

Are you sure you all have to go?

Don't worry, Bridget,

Gregoria and Demi will take to get

your spooky vamping supplies.

And then, you're off with the Ghoul Guides.

Poppy's here? And Bridget, the Hauntleys?

A ghost? And...

Hey, that's their garden gnome.

-Let's go. -Talking!

-(girls giggling) -(Edgar) FAO Shrieks.

This is where Vee said she got her dolls from. Hmm...

Maybe, I'll just follow them, from afar.

-(gasps) -You need a vamping cauldron.

Regular ones are just too heavy to carry in the woods.

A screen bag and a terra-tent.

A terra-tent?

Oh, I dunno if we're gonna be good Ghoul Guides at all.

They have a whole selection of slime, build your own dungeon,

gum that makes you cough dragon fire...

Oh, this place rocks!

Ah, you bet it does.

Ah, I said this place rocks and a rock agreed!

Best. Place. Ever!

Now, what else? What else?

Monster Princess dress-up?

Well, I guess no place is perfect.

(vampirina giggling)

Whoa!

(Oxana) The smell of decaying leaves

Ugh, I really miss the enchanted forest.

Ah, there's the Werewolf Park.

Wolfie will have so much fun here this weekend.

Ah, he hasn't been off leash in such a long time.

As long as he doesn't find

the rest of his wolfpack, he should be fine.

I would hate to find a whole pack of

adorable werewolves. We'd have to adopt them all.

(both laugh)

(both sigh)

Now, we have a whole night alone.

No kids, no werewolves,

no ghouls or gargoyles. What do you want to do?

Fly to the full moon and back with you, my love.

(Demi) Oh, the enchanted forest.

Oh! After you.

Do we really think I'm ready for an enchanted forest?

On your own, probably not.

But we're together.

And there's nothing the Ghoul Guides...

Or the Woodchuck Woodsies...

Can't do when they stick together.

♪ In the enchanted forest ♪

♪ We'll have A ghoulish camping trip ♪

♪ In the enchanted forest ♪

♪ Full of frightful fun And fellowship ♪

♪ Oh, what a night In the enchanted forest ♪

♪ Where the moonlit shadows Pass their trance ♪

♪ Let's have a fright In the enchanted forest ♪

♪ The perfect setting For romance ♪

♪ Check out these spooky trees Somebody pinch me please ♪

♪ I'm really here In the enchanted forest ♪

♪ Cobwebs and fog and goo ♪

♪ It's like a dream come true ♪

♪ What might appear In the enchanted forest ♪

♪ Kick back and just relax ♪

♪ Could those be Bigfoot tracks? ♪

♪ What will we find In the enchanted forest?

♪ We'll join your Ghoul Guide friends ♪

♪ I hope this never ends ♪

♪ Here amongst our kind In the enchanted forest ♪

-(overlapping singing) -♪ In the enchanted forest ♪

♪ We'll have A ghoulish camping trip ♪

♪ Somebody pinch me please ♪

♪ In the enchanted forest ♪

♪ In the enchanted forest ♪

We're almost there.

Oh, good. Because, honestly,

I wasn't sure if we were lost.

We're lost?

(chuckles) Nope. The campsite is

right over there.

Vampirina! You made it.

And you brought your friends. Yee-haw.

Poppy and Bridget helped me become

a Woodchuck Woodsie,

so I'm gonna help them become Ghoul Guides.

Well, that's a big idea.

And I should know, since I'm Bigfoot.

(all laughing)

Poppy, Bridget,

welcome to your first Ghoul Guide meeting.

Can't wait to see what you humans can do.

We can't wait either.

I can. I can wait.

Never underestimate a human I always say...

Or I've always said since I met you guys.

Welcome to the Ghoul Guides.

(indistinct chatter)

(stuttering) Bigfoot?

It's really Bigfoot. Yee-haw!

(softly) I mean, yee-haw.

What was that?

Oh, probably just a monster.

-What? -But that's normal here,

remember? No big deal?

Right. "No big deal."

Just a monster in the woods.

How silly of me to worry.

Remember how scared you once were of me?

I do. And I still am. Just a little bit.

But mostly I love you.

Bridget's hugging Bigfoot?

Lucky.

Wait. No one's ever gotten a good picture of Bigfoot

until now.

It's even in focus. Oh, I'm gonna have the most

famous monster website of all time.

All right, Ghoul Guides,

it's time to start earning our badges.

Maybe the badges won't be in things

too different from ours.

First up, you're gonna have a chance

to get your dragon wrangling badges.

Pretty different.

Yeah. I got nothin'.

And don't worry.

You've already met the dragon we're gonna work with today.

-We have? -(roars)

We have!

-It's Brocknar. -(Poppy) Brocknar!

We can do this/

Maybe we can.

And... done!

Guess it's our turn.

(poppy grunting)

(both groaning)

(Uncle Bob) Let's try an easier monster skill.

The Ghoul Guide obstacle course.

(Poppy and Bridget grunting)

-(both groaning) -(Poppy huffs)

-(Bridget grunts) -(Poppy screams)

(both groan)

We're never gonna get a badge.

And without a badge,

we'll never be Ghoul Guides.

You just have to keep trying.

Now let's try for our ghost fishing badges.

I have my Woodchuck Woodsies fishing badge.

So this should be no problem.

Are you sure? It is ghost fishing.

How different can that be?

These are so hard to catch.

I can't believe all these amazing pictures I got.

I have Bigfoot with a dragon,

Bigfoot on the monkey bars,

Bigfoot fishing for ghost fish!

When I put these on Weekly Weirdness,

it'll make me the world's most famous monster chaser.

Oh, I guess becoming a Ghoul Guide is

harder than becoming a Woodchuck Woodsie.

It was super-hard for me. Remember?

I wrapped Bridget up like a mummy,

called a flock of bats over,

and made a scary topiary.

Not exactly the perfect Woodchuck Woodsie.

(chuckling) True.

I know you had a tough day, girls,

but don't worry, tomorrow's another day.

And I know the Woodchuck Woodsies

have something in common with the Ghoul Guides.

-We do? -What's that?

You never give up.

I didn't want to hurt his feelings,

but I sure feel like giving up.

Well, at least nothing more could go wrong today.

(beeping)

-What was that? -I know that sound.

-It's... Edgar? -(both) Edgar?

What are you doing here?

Uh, you forgot your toothbrush.

Yeah, I did.

And, boy, am I glad.

Because turns out, monsters exist.

And I finally have proof.

Yeah, we know.

How long have you known?

Since Vee moved to Pennsylvania.

It's true.

Poppy saw me turn into a bat

so I kind of had to tell her everything.

Tell her everything, what?

That she's a vampire?

You're a vampire?

This is like my birthday, New Years,

and May the 4th, all rolled into one.

Hey, I know it's a lot to ask,

but will you introduce me to Bigfoot?

I'm a big fan. Big fan.

(chuckling) I can do that. Come on.

Uncle Bob, I wanna introduce you to my friend...

-And my brother. -Edgar.

Hey there, Edgar. Nice to meet ya.

Whoa!

You're welcome. I mean, thank you. I mean...

Wow. Bigfoot, in the fur?

I can't believe it.

Yeah. I have that effect on people.

Could you sign my t-shirt?

(Uncle Bob) (chuckles) Sure, kid.

I'll never take this shirt off again.

-Gross. -I'm not sure

how you found yourself in Transylvania,

but not being used to monster stuff,

you're gonna have to stay with us

until we can get you home safely.

Are you kidding? I eat, sleep, and breathe monsters.

I'll follow you anywhere, Mr. Foot.

Thanks, Edgar.

Oh, Boris, he broke out.

Look at all those footprints. He's following them.

He must be looking for his pack.

-Here, Wolfie! Wolfie! -(Oxana) Here, boy!

-Here, Wolfie Wolfie! -(howling in distance)

(Oxana) That's Wolfie.

And that's his pack. We have to get him back

before they bond with each other.

So, is it true that you can't eat garlic?

What do you like to eat?

And, hey, how are you able to be in the sun?

Yes. Everything. And I wear sunblock.

Just stronger. Way stronger.

This is Edgar Peopleson,

and you heard it here first, on Weekly Weirdness.

(wolves howling in distance)

Whoa. That sounds like a werewolf pack.

And I bet, here in Transylvania,

if it walks like a werewolf pack and howls like a werewolf pack,

it actually is a werewolf pack.

-He's catching on. -I want to see it.

-I'm out... -No! Trust me. You don't.

(sighs) Oh, okay. I'm not out.

Monsters, and, uh, kids,

it's time for the spooky campfire.

Hey, what gives? It's just wood.

He just needs a fire starter.

-Oh, uh, right. -(whistles)

(Edgar) Of course. The dragon!

Wait. I've seen him before. (gasps) That's the dragon

right behind your yard at Halloween.

(chuckling) Yeah. About that,

he wasn't exactly a ride.

He's a real dragon.

What else don't I know?

A lot.

Who's ready for screamores?

We can't even get Transylvanian s'mores right.

Yeah, yours is smelting.

(Uncle Bob) All right, Ghoul Guides,

it's time for some shut-eye.

Aww.

Edgar buddy, you're gonna have to bunk with Demi.

"Have to"? Please. Get to.

While they go vamping, I would like to introduce you

to the ever so much nicer... ghost glamping.

Ah! It's so much better for my ghost-back this way.

We'll wake up feeling spooked and refreshed.

Psst. Demi!

Don't take your eyes off Edgar.

We don't want the little guy wandering off.

You can count on me, Uncle Bob.

My eyes are wide open.

-(wolves howling) -What was that?

-Demi? -(snoring)

Oh, come on.

I gotta see this. Whoa.

(howling continues)

(demi moaning)

Oh, I do sleep good in the great outsnores.

Mm. Oh,

I hate when I wake up and feel like I'm forgetting something.

Like, a dream perhaps?

No, I remember my dream.

Ooh. Everyone was wearing a Demi shirt

and I got a standing ovation at the Demis...

An entire awards show dedicated to me.

Good dream.

Demi, where's Edgar?

Oh, I knew I forgot something.

Tell me you forgot your bowtie, or to brush your tongue.

Don't tell me you forgot Edgar.

I would never forget my bowtie, madam.

But I did forget Edgar.

(gasps) I forgot Edgar!

(Uncle Bob) Bridget, Poppy, you stay here

in case Edgar comes back.

Also, I think this is a job for the Ghoul Guides.

-Agreed. -Yay!

I mean, okay.

We will stay and watch them. You have my word.

And I promise not to let them out of my sight.

And my word is as strong as stone.

Don't worry, we'll find Edgar.

I'm not worried.

Okay. I'm a little bit worried.

Oh, my little sweet werepup,

where are you?

I will miss him so very much,

and all the fur he leaves around the dungeon.

I won't miss that,

but I will miss him.

-Wolfie! -(Boris) Wolfie!

-Wolfie, come to mommy! -Wolfie, come here, boy!

-Did you find him? -Find who?

Oh, right, right. I forgot Edgar again.

Sorry, Poppy, we haven't. But we won't give up.

I know you won't. Ghoul Guides never give up.

But neither do Woodchuck Woodsies.

Vee, this is my brother we're talking about.

And sure, sometimes I wish

he would just go away for a little while,

but I love him.

And I'm not going to let him

just be lost in the woods by himself.

I'm going after him.

-Wait! -That's a terrible idea.

No. Poppy's right.

She knows Edgar better than anyone.

And I'm going with her.

Okay. I'll go, too,

but mainly because I don't want to be here all by myself.

That's the real Ghoul Guide spirit.

(wolves howling)

Edgar loves werewolves.

(Edgar, on phone) According to legend,

werewolf packs howl at the full moon from high places.

"High places."

There! I bet that's where my brother would go.

-What's that? -Slimy gum.

Edgar loves gum,

and things that are slimy.

I bet he dropped it. This way!

It's Edgar!

Uh-oh, he found his pack.

Wolfie, you found him!

Yeah, we did. Yay!

And we, um,

we also found someone else.

(Boris and Oxana, gasping) Edgar?

The enchanted forest is always full of surprises,

but I'll admit I did not see that one coming.

(growling)

It's okay, Edgar. We'll get you out of there.

Oh, don't worry about it, I got this.

-Really? -Sure.

I've read everything there is to read about werewolves.

They love bones, just like dogs.

And I just bought a whole case of something called

skelerun snappers at FAO Shrieks.

I did it!

You did it too well. Wolfie is running away, too.

Someone, stop him.

I guess I'm gonna have to find the inner Ghoul again.

Wolfie, sit, boy! Sit!

That's a good Wolfie.

Wow. I saved everyone from a werewolf

in an enchanted forest. I'm going to faint now.

Before you go back to Pennsylvania,

I have a few more Ghoul Guide badges to give out.

First, for your outstanding tracking skills

and never giving up, I have a badge for Poppy.

Yay! Great job!

-Whoo! -Next,

I have a badge in bravery for my friend Bridget.

I think that officially makes this

the most surprising day ever.

You're telling me.

(Uncle Bob) And for his werewolf skills,

Edgar gets an honorary Ghoul Guide badge.

(all cheering)

-Wow. -Way to go!

I've never been prouder in my life.

Poppy, Bridget,

you're officially Ghoul Guides and Woodchuck Woodsies!

♪ Ghoul Guides, Ghoul Guides Hairy and blue ♪

♪ We'll scare you silly That's what we'll do ♪

(howling)

(all laughing)

I knew you could do it.

You have what it takes to be anything you want to be.

Even a Ghoul Guide.

♪ I was scared at first I must admit ♪

♪ But all thanks to you We didn't quit ♪

♪ No, we stuck it out And saw it through ♪

♪ Don't give in to fear Dismay or doubt ♪

♪ Because if you do You'll sure miss out ♪

♪ Vampirina, that's a lesson ♪

♪ We all learned from you ♪

♪ I can do anything, anything ♪

♪ I can be a Woodsie Or Ghoul Guide ♪

♪ I can do anything, anything ♪

♪ If I have my Ghouls By my side ♪

♪ Together we're unstoppable ♪

♪ You're totally unswappable ♪

♪ There's nothing that could Separate us ♪

♪ Three! ♪

♪ Don't you mean us four ♪

-♪ If you're counting me? ♪ -(all) ♪ Sure ♪

♪ I can do anything, anything ♪

♪ Don't you know We cannot be denied ♪

♪ I can do anything, anything ♪

♪ If I have my Ghouls By my side ♪

It's time to get these humans back home.

You're welcome here anytime.

Excellent. Are you free next Tuesday after school?

Also, can I just get a quick pic?

(all chuckling)

So, you understand?

That I'm sitting on the greatest story of all humankind,

a story that will make Weekly Weirdness

the most popular viral video show of all time,

and I can't tell anyone.

Uh, yes, that's about it, exactly.

(sighs) I understand.

I can't believe it, but I won't tell anyone.

I guess you guys are kinda like...

my new pack.

It's true. And thank you, Edgar.

As long as I get to learn about

every monster thing I've ever wondered about.

-And that's a lot. -Of course you can.

Good. I have a list. So,

does slime wash out in the laundry?

Do skeletons take showers?

If Frankenstein and Dracula were in an Olympics,

what sports would they play?

(Vampirina) Oh, Edgar. We're gonna be here awhile.

(theme music playing)

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