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(theme music playing)

♪ We were normal vampires In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not So different underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our taste Maybe a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa-oh-oh, Vampirina ♪

(Vampirina) Au Revoir Remy.

(yawns and sniffs)

Rise and shine, screamy-head.

Mm. What smells so delicious?

You'll see.

Ah! Bonjour and good morning, Hauntleys.

I have prepared a decadent breakfast boo-fet for you all this morning.

(all) Oh!

(Remy) We have dragon egg omelets,

avocado ghost toasts, ham and cheese mummy wraps,

croque monsters.

This all look so fancy. Even for you, Chef Remy.

Oh, thank you, little one.

Ze trick is to, how they say, "cook with love."

Now, please, dig in. Bon Appetit.

Whew! Spook-tacular breakfast.

I haven't had a meal that delicious in centuries.

It was really good.

But is everything okay?

Uh, but of course. (chuckles nervously)

Why do you ask?

Your bones are all rattling.

You're sweating, which I didn't even know skeletons could do.

And your arm keeps tapping me on the shoulder.

(Oxana) Is there something you wanted to tell us?

Well, I, uh... Lu-lu-lu-bu-boo...

(chomps)

It's true. I have received word from the Catacomb Cafe

that the head chef is retiring.

And they have asked me to be his replacement.

(gasps) The Catacomb Cafe? Wow!

What's the Catacomb Cafe?

Only the number one monster restaurant in all of Paris.

The cafe serves up the finest dishes.

I can achieve all of my food dreams there.

That sounds spook-tacular.

But does this mean you're leaving?

(stammers) Well... You see, it's, uh...

Yes.

I'll really miss you, Chef Remy.

But if this is your dream, I'm terror-ificly happy for you.

Oh, thank you, little one.

Well, I best be off.

In France we say "Au Revoir" to say goodbye.

But it also means we will see each other again so...

(upbeat music playing)

♪ It's too fantastic To believe it ♪

♪ My greatest nightmare's Coming true ♪

♪ I never dreamed I would achieve it ♪

♪ So I feel that I must say A fond adieu ♪

♪ My restaurant will be So home-y ♪

♪ All creepy critics Will agree ♪

♪ With rates that call it Catacomb-y ♪

♪ I'll be the toast Of all Paris ♪

♪ Each dish I make entrances and enchants ♪

♪ To the delight Of every tongue in France ♪

♪ I'm temporarily withdrawing ♪

♪ And so I'll miss my family ♪

♪ I'm not gone for good Just au revoir-ing ♪

♪ To be the toast Of all Paris ♪

Oh, mais oui.

Well, au revoir.

Are you sure you can handle the kitchen without me?

It is a lot harder than it looks, you know.

Oh, I know.

I really, really know.

But don't worry. We can all work together in the kitchen until we find a new chef.

Boris and I can bring in

lots of Transylvanian fruits and vegetables from the garden.

And I can be our temp chef.

(chuckles)

What? I love eating. So clearly, I know everything about cooking.

And I guess I can be your sous-chef, Demi.

Huh? W-what's that? Why the made-up words?

(giggles) It means "assistant."

Don't worry. I'll help Demi out.

Obviously, I'll be our hostess.

I've got a face for hospitality.

Well, then, I must pass this on to you.

My beloved cookbook.

I have written down all of my tips and recipes for Hauntley home cooking.

Now, I must say au revoir for real.

To all of you Hauntleys, it has been a pleasure.

The pleasure was all ours.

You'll knock them dead at the Catacomb Cafe.

Au revoir.

Do you think we'll see Chef Remy again?

I'm sure we will, Vee.

Sous-chef Vee reporting for duty.

And Head Chef Demi is here too. (chuckles)

Looking quite spiffy and chef-errific if I do say so myself.

(Gregoria) Oh. Eek. Ah.

(chuckles) Gregoria, what are you doing over there?

Practicing my smile. If I'm going to be the hostess with the mostest,

my smile has got to match.

And I'm pretty out of practice.

Here's a healthy heaping of harvest from the backyard.

We brought it all, scream-berries, vam-pumpkins,

-shrieking tomatoes. -(tomato) Aah!

Your father and I are off to Transylvania

to try and scare up a replacement for Remy.

Hopefully, we'll be back before the next Scare B&B guests arrive.

It will be fine. Y-you said they were trolls, right?

(chuckles) They'll eat anything.

Plus, we have Chef Remy's cookbook.

All we have to do is follow his recipes.

Good luck with preparing the food, bat-kins.

(doorbell screaming)

Wow! Your parents sure found someone fast.

I don't think that's them.

Oh. Ooh. Ah. (coughs)

Hey, there. I'm Grogg.

And this is my wife Sherry.

We have a reservation, but we're a little early.

Plus we are starving

and wanted to eat your world-famous Scare B&B food right away.

Okay, yeah.

No problem at all. (chuckles nervously)

We're totally ready for you.

Today for lunch we have slime burgers,

and scream salad with bluey dressing.

-Oh, we'll have two of each. -Great.

I'll have the burger badly burnt to charcoal color,

-no bun and no lettuce. -Uh-huh.

Uh, yeah.

And I have a slime allergy, so I'll substitute moss for slime.

And I want the scream-eek dressing on the side.

Oh, and do you have creepy ketchup? I'd like that on the side too.

Uh, just one moment, please.

These are the pickiest trolls I've ever seen and...

What the what now?

Uh, we might be having a little bit of trouble in here.

Chef Remy's recipes are all in skeleton measurements.

"Two bones of sugar,"

"A skullful of salt," huh?

And what in the weird wide world is salt? (gasps)

Oh... That-that's a pretty easy one, actually. (chuckles)

Anyway, it turns out that washing shrieking-potatoes

and cutting haunted asparagus is harder than Chef Remy made it look.

Then, what do we serve our hungry, hungry trolls?

Ooh, I know!

My famous Demi spookghetti with scream-balls.

It's easy as pickle pie to make and I know the measurements too.

These two are pretty picky,

but as long as everything is on the side,

it should be better than the spooky-ful mess you're making now.

And there we are!

Ooh, and just a little bit of monstro powder to top it off.

(demi grunting)

Ooh. Oops.

Demi, that was all the monstro powder in the bottle.

You know how too much of it makes food come to...

-(poof) -...life.

(grunting)

Ah! Spookghetti Monster!

Uh, they say you should bring recipes to life in the kitchen,

but I don't think they meant it this way.

We have to catch it and cook something else fast.

(grunts)

Have at you, pasta monster.

(yelps)

We need Chef Remy.

Demi, can you transport us to the Catacomb Cafe?

One ghost poof coming up.

(gasps and grunts)

-Wait! -Yes, Chef Remy?

(slurps)

Ah-ha-ha-ha. Stop right there, Louis. Do not serve that soup.

But, Chef, the costumers are hungry,

and you haven't let any of these dished go out.

That is because they are all missing something.

Some important ingredient,

but I have not been able to put my finger bones on it.

What is missing?

Also, why can I not stop thinking

about the Hauntleys' tiny little kitchen back home?

It felt so much more alive than this one.

(Remy) Ooh!

Oh! Tasty.

Sacrebleu cheese!

-What are you doing here? -We need your help.

And there's no time to explain.

-Will you come with us? -Now?

But I am in the middle of dinner service.

Although, it is not going as well as I thought.

Neither are things at home.

Demi accidentally created a Spookghetti Monster.

Oh, the horror! Say no more.

Let us go.

Ha! My petite kitchen. Muah.

Here is the problem, chef.

-(growling) -Uh, where's Gregoria?

Right here. He stepped on me and I got trapped.

Ha-ha. I have dealt with many Spookghetti Monsters.

A piece of cake.

When handling spookghetti, you snag it like so,

and then, twist it. Mm-hm. Like so.

-(both) Whoa. -(growling)

And voila.

-You did it, Chef. -Go, Remy.

Only problem is,

we've got a couple of very hungry trolls sitting out in the dining room.

Can we ask for one more favor before you leave, Chef?

Ho-ho. For you, little one, anything.

Mm. That was spook-licious.

Oh, has anyone ever told you you have a very nice smile.

Another world-class meal prepared by our world-class chef.

Oh, thank you.

Now, I really must be returning to the Catacomb Cafe kitchen. Au re...

Hello! We found the replacement chef.

Everyone, say hi to Chef Rani Bones.

Bonjour. Frightful to meet you.

Chef Remy? What are you doing here?

(chuckles nervously) He's just here tying up some loose ends.

And, uh, noodles.

And was just about to leave.

Ah-ah-ah. Not before I give training to my replacement here.

Come, come, let us be.

Vee likes soup when she's feeling under the weather

and scary-berry pie for dessert.

Ooh, and always make sure

you cut the crust off her scream-nut butter and jelly sandwich, any questions?

Uh, just one. What is that?

-(growls) -New family pet.

Just feed him a little bit of parmesan cheese every once in a while.

Got it.

Oh, and here is little Vee's lunch box.

I always pack a surprise treat for her. (chuckles)

Like a crispy-creepette or spiced scare-pears.

She absolutely loves my lunches.

Uh, is anything wrong, Chef?

All done with the lesson?

Not at all.

You cannot hire Rani,

because you still have another candidate to consider.

-Who? -Moi. Me.

I must confess that my dreams have changed.

My new dream is to cook for all of you and watch little Vee grow up.

Well, it turns out, life is more fun

when you have flying food and Spookghetti Monsters

in your kitchen instead of (chuckles) fancy cuisines.

(all) Aw.

Are you sure, Chef Remy?

I always say "to cook with love."

But now, I realize it's better

to cook for those you love. (chuckles)

And I love you.

We love you too.

But what about Chef Rani?

Well, I might have just set her up with a cushy, new job.

All right, everyone. I have some very big, bony shoes to fill,

so let's all do our best to make the Catacomb Cafe

even better than it was before.

(all cheering)

(Vampirina) The School Scare Fare.

Oh! Ah!

Morning, Mama.

Oh, good morning, bat-kins.

Uh, how about some Frosted Fang cereal?

Scrambled eeks? Bagel and scream cheese?

-(scream) -(chuckles) Thanks.

How do you have time to make all this?

Oh, I've been up for hours.

I'm as nervous as a monster in pink.

Today is a special day, you know.

Oh, is it Show and Tell?

Because I know a cute little ghost you can bring. (chuckles)

Oh, please. No one can even see you.

At least, I'm visible.

Bring me, Vee. I'm the original pet rock.

Nonsense. I'm a much better choice.

Easy and breezy.

(chuckles) It's not Show and Tell today.

It's the school fair.

And mama is the school fair chair.

Very nice. Although, I don't see how turning into a chair helps.

No, Demi. Being the school far chair means she's in charge of the whole thing.

It's a batty big deal.

That's right. Mr. Gore wanted to do something new this year,

so he asked me to bring my own special Transylvania flair.

-I just hope it goes well. -It will be spook-tacular, Mama.

Here we are!

Whoa! It looks so... spooky.

It's... perfect!

Oh, you really think so?

Yes, Mama. Everyone's gonna love it.

Well, hello there!

Oxana, you sure brought your own flair, didn't you?

(chuckles)

Yes, I did.

And there are more spooky surprises coming.

Oh, I can hardly wait.

Well, I better finish setting up the arts and crafts table.

I brought some arts and crafts too.

Paint your own mini-coffins. Eh?

(chuckles) Oxana, you are just too much!

Follow me, we'll set them up.

So, Poppy, Bridget, what do you think?

It's... different from last year.

-That's for sure. -Yeah.

A lot more cobwebbing than I remember.

Vee, are you sure it's not too spooky?

(moaning)

I'm sure. Mr. Gore wanted things to be different this year.

That's why he asked Mama to be school fair chair.

Are we absolutely sure she's not going to turn into a chair?

-I dunno? -So,

who wants a spine-tingling tour before the fair opens?

(gasps) I do! Come on, you'll see it's not too spooky.

This is goblin mini-golf.

Go on, try it.

Woo-hoo! (yelps)

That made me jump.

Good, it worked. Great job, Julius.

Here's the jumping bean bag toss.

(yelps) It's jumping all over me!

I always say, "The jumpier, the better."

This game's my favorite.

The Wheel of Surprise.

That doesn't sound so bad.

What happen now? Is there supposed to be a surprise?

-(yells) Boo! -(both scream)

Surprise! (laughs)

Now, better go check on Mr. Gore at the dunk tank.

I'm afraid to ask, but...

is it filled with water?

Ah! Water-schmater!

It's filled with slime!

Vee, remember how you said it wasn't too spooky?

-Yes? -It's too spooky.

Boy and girls,

welcome to the school fair!

I hope everything is spook-sational.

(kids screaming)

I think the spook part is covered.

Yes! (screams)

-Boo! -Whoa!

(screams)

I think everyone's enjoying themselves.

-Don't you? -Definitely.

-Hello, Oxana. -Hello, Mr. Gore.

So, what do you think of the fair?

Well, I'll be honest, it's not quite what I expected.

(screams)

(laughs) And just wait,

-there is much more to come. -Oh!

It's time for the cakewalk.

I love cakewalks.

You might not love this one.

Ah! The cake is walking!

Yes, the best cakes do.

Cool!

(gasps)

Gregoria, look at that ghost.

It's adorable! It looks just like me!

Well, if you want it, you'll need to win the game.

Somehow, I got roped into holding these.

Do I look like a ping-pong ball dispenser?

-Well... -Don't answer that.

Things I do for my family.

Okay, I just need to get the ball into the top can.

One, two, three!

Oh! Missed it!

Well, you win some, you lose some.

Or, you try again.

Demi! Kids coming!

(gasping)

And now, I will guess your age.

If I am wrong, which I don't think I will be,

you'll get a prize.

Hmm. You are... 312 years old.

-Am I right? -Uh, I'm seven.

So close!

Everything turned out great. No one seems spooked at all.

Here, play another game, and you'll see.

Mm.

(yelps)

I'm supposed to win a goldfish!

Not a basket of spiders!

Spiders make much better pets.

(kid screaming)

They're jumping! What are they doing?

Okay, maybe they're a little spooked.

(kids screaming)

Come and get your snacks!

We've got frightful funnel cakes and creepy cotton candy.

(wailing)

(screams) Ah! Ghosts!

Was it something I said?

Okay, a lot spooked.

Mr. Gore, is that you?

I was not expecting the dunk tank to be full of slime.

(chuckling nervously) I should have worn my lab goggles.

Ah! It's a slime monster! Everybody run!

(kids screaming)

Why is everyone running and screaming?

I think Poppy and Bridget were right, Mama.

I think the fair is way too spooky.

Oh dear! I just wanted to make it different.

I guess I went too far.

It's okay. We can handle this.

It's just a few running cakes and some spooky games, right?

Well, yes.

Oh, and the three-legged race.

Oh, no.

Something tells me it's not the regular kind of three legged race.

-Run! -Monster! Run!

Okay, this time, I'm gonna win.

I can feel it in my bones.

-You don't have bones. -That's not the point.

Don't worry, ghostie, I'm coming for you.

Okay, one, two, three!

(crying hysterically) No!

Okay, you've had your fun.

Now, can we go get some creepy cotton c... and you're playing again,

so, I guess that's a no. (sighs)

-(monster growling) -Monster!

Vee, we have a problem.

Oh, no, what is it now?

-Slime? -Skeletons?

Spiders!

(all gasping)

Frogs and Fangs, this is a disaster!

But I have an idea.

Please don't say it's another surprise.

No, we are going to de-scare the fair.

♪ Grab those spiders And round them up ♪

♪ And put those eyes In their proper cups ♪

♪ De-scare the fair! ♪

♪ Find Vee's teacher And remove the slime ♪

♪ And catch the cakes While we still have time ♪

♪ De-scare the fair! ♪

♪ No more magic And by all means ♪

♪ Let's take the jump Out of the jumping beans ♪

♪ De-scare the fair! ♪

♪ Before there's Chaos everywhere ♪

♪ Our ideas were way off base ♪

♪ So catch the monster From the three-legged race ♪

♪ De-scare the fair! ♪

♪ We went overboard Let's rethink ♪

♪ Replace the black with a lot more pink ♪

♪ De-scare the fair! ♪

♪ Well, we enjoyed Our every haunt ♪

♪ But let's give them The fair they want ♪

♪ With just a little less Vampiric flair ♪

♪ De-scare the fair! ♪

♪ De-scare the fair! ♪

We did it, Mama.

Oof, now everyone can go back to enjoying themselves

without getting spooked.

(all kids sighing)

(girl) Oh, well...

-Where's everyone going? -Oh, no. Is it too late?

Did we already scare everybody away?

Edgar, why are you leaving?

Isn't the fair better now?

Not really, Vee. It was spooky and awesome,

and it had new games.

Now, it's just a regular old fair.

I know we said the fair was too spooky, Vee,

but, now that everything's gone, I think it was more fun before!

Oxana, what happened to all the spooky things?

We made it go away.

I thought nobody liked it.

And it wasn't what you expected.

Right, Mr. Gore?

It wasn't what I expected.

It was better than I expected.

Superbly spooky and completely unique.

We were right, the first time, Mama.

It was perfectly spooky, and perfectly you.

That's something I'd never change.

Then we know what to do.

We need to re-scare the fair!

(chuckling)

(monster growling)

(kids screaming and laughing)

(laughing)

Ghosts and ghouls!

Everyone is having a spook-tacular time.

I knew everyone would love your style, Mama.

Great job, Mrs. Hauntley.

Your flair really made the fair.

Yeah, who needs boring old games when we have these?

(grunting) Yah! Yah! Oh, yah!

Take that, zombie!

(laughing)

I'm so glad everything worked out.

Me too. And I'm glad you were the school fair chair.

Because you made this the best fair ever.

And you're the best mama ever.

Aw! Thank you, bat-kins.

You've made me so happy I smeared my bat-scara.

-I love you. -I love you too.

Well, Oxana, I have to say, you did a super-duper job.

Thank you, Mr. Gore.

And, uh, I wanna ask you something.

Yes?

Will you be the school fair chair next year?

-Say yes, Mama. -You've got to do it.

-I would love to. -Yay!

I can't wait for next year.

Okay, third time's the charm.

I sure hope so.

I feel like I've been standing here for at least a year.

And that's coming from someone

who has actually stood in one spot for a whole year.

Here I go!

-Demi? -(yelps)

Whoa.

What?

(sputtering) I did it! I won!

I finally won! And adorable little ghostie is mine!

(edna laughing)

Hello!

Uh, wait, how am I gonna go up there and get my prize?

Uh, I-I'm a ghost.

Is somebody gonna claim their prize?

I will, Mrs. Peepleson.

I know exactly who it's for.

-Aw! -(laughing)

(closing theme music playing)

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