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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

(Vampirina) "A Gargoyle Carol."

(Oxana) It was so nice of the Peeplesons to lend us some decorations

for our first Christmas in Pennsylvania!

Aww! This snowman has a carrot nose and cute little earmuffs!

(gasps) And look at this handsome ghost ornament!

Oh, he's absolutely gleaming!

(laughs) Demi, that's you!

Humans don't have ghost ornaments

like we used to back in Transylvania.

That's right. There's nothing spooky about human Christmas.

Everything's so... sparkly and bright. Heh.

(playing "Deck the Halls")

-It's different. -(Wolfie barks)

Ho! Ho! Ho! Scary Christmas!

(giggles) Papa! Humans say, "Merry Christmas." Remember?

Right! Still getting used to our new Christmas traditions.

Well, zey are more "holly and jolly"

zan "spooky and gloopy" like monster Christmas.

But, euh, I like it! Heh.

I even made candy canes just in time for Christmas Eve!

Mmm! I kinda like celebrating Christmas the human way.

(Gregoria) That makes one of us.

Frilly red bows, reindeer, and-

Not mistletoe, too?

This isn't the Hauntley way to do Christmas!

Where's the dead tree with eyeball ornaments?

And the gingerbread zombies?

And why is coal in stockings a bad thing in Pennsylvania?

What's wrong with some good old rocks?

I know it's not what we're used to,

but what matters is that we're doing it together.

Hit it, Papa!

Our first annual Hauntley family Christmas tree,

Pennsylvania-style. Ta-da!

-Wow! -So enchanting!

Too bright! Uh- Too cheery!

I know just the thing to get you in the Christmas spirit, Gregoria.

Huh? That's it!

These human traditions are too much for one gargoyle to handle!

I'm starting to think I should just head back

to Transylvania for Christmas.

But that means you'll be all alone.

At least I'll be doing Christmas the right way.

Boo! Humbug!

(sighs) There must be some way to convince Gregoria

that human Christmas isn't so bad.

I don't want her to leave.

And neither do we. But don't worry.

I'm sure she'll come around.

It's hard being away from Transylvania for Christmas.

But that doesn't mean we can't have the most bat-tastic time together.

We just have to show her that.

Now, it's way past bedtime for a certain little bat.

Christmas is tomorrow, and that means Santa's Claws are coming!

(giggles) I think you mean "Santa Claus," Mama.

(gasps) I have one more thing to do!

Cookies and milk?

That's what human kids leave out for Santa!

-(barks) -Can you make sure

Wolfie doesn't get the milk, Papa?

Of course, little Vee.

But now, I can see why this tradition hasn't caught on in Transylvania.

Ahh, one lick and we'd have ourselves a Christmas werewolf! Ooh!

Merry Christmas, Papa! Merry Christmas, Mama!

(barks)

Wha-?

Uhh? Gregoria, Demi? Is- Is that you?

Season's Greetings! I am the Christmas Ghost.

What the what, now?

Ahh, just the gargoyle I wanted to see.

Why are you dressed like that?

Not sure. But cute, right?

It's my Christmas Ghost uniform.

Christmas Ghost? Is this a joke?

We ghosts don't joke, ma'am.

I'm here to get you into the Christmas spirit!

I'm in the Christmas spirit just fine.

I just prefer the monster way of doing things.

But you need to remember what Christmas is truly about.

And you're here to show her?

Indeed! And you can help me, Vampirina.

-So, are we ready to go? -Go where?

Back in time... to the past!

(echoing) Past... past...

(Vampirina) We're in Transylvania!

(Gregoria) Now, that's more like it!

This castle looks familiar.

(Christmas Ghost) Well, it should. Because you're home.

(humming)

It's me! As a baby!

For Hunchie! For Mama, Dada, and Grandgoyle!

Ohh, Transylvania coal.

Now, that's a good gift.

(chuckles) You're so cute, Gregoria.

It looks like you're excited for Christmas!

(Mother Gargoyle) Gregoria! The fangy pudding is ready!

Coming, Mama!

My mama always made the best fangy pudding.

It looks like you loved Christmas with your family when you were little.

Of course I did! We had a dead tree every year

and cobweb stockings...

That's why I brought you here.

Remember what a happy, Christmas-loving gargoyle you used to be?

That's because we were in Transylvania doing Christmas the monster way.

How did we travel back in time, anyway?

A couple of whooshes, lots of magic,

and just a sprinkle of nutmeg.

Well, let's get back home

so I can start packing for Transylvania.

(Gregoria) I think your magic is a little off.

Can you whoosh us back to our house? Inside?

I may be a rock, but it's stone cold out here.

I think the Christmas Ghost wants to show you something else.

Right you are, Vampirina!

I am now the Ghost of Christmas Present!

Not to be confused with the Ghost of Christmas Presents,

which is a totally different thing.

Involves lots of ribbon curling.

Anyhoo. Wanted to show you what's happening

with your family on Christmas day this year.

(Edna) Merry Christmas, neighbors!

Can I get you some hot cocoa with peppermint?

If it's a human- I- I mean, holiday tradition!

Heh. Of course!

And we brought these for you.

Is this gingerbread? How thoughtful!

Well, your family is certainly in the Christmas spirit!

Yes, we are! Well, almost everyone.

I hope he's not talking about me.

Poor Gregoria. I wish she would have stayed

with the family for Christmas.

Human traditions are actually quite enchanting!

But she's been too grumpy to notice.

Me? Grumpy? Why would she say a thing like that?

I think Mama and Papa want you to enjoy Christmas.

Wherever we are.

You may be in Pennsylvania, but you're with your family, after all.

It's like nobody understands me.

I like my monster traditions, OK?

Who wants to do the Reindeer Hop?

-(laughing) -(laughs) Look, I have antlers!

-I love it! -Oh, how fun!

Now, that is ridiculous.

If that's what my family is doing for Christmas this year,

then I need to get to Transylvania more than ever.

(sighs)

I know it's hard being away from home.

The truth is, I miss our Transylvanian Christmas, too.

-You do? -Of course!

Remember when Mama decorated the house with thistletoe?

And we went scrolling in the cemetery?

And Nan made her famous peppermint bark?

(laughs) And it barked back at Wolfie?

(laughs) Yeah! I really miss all of that.

But we won't know how we feel about human Christmas traditions

until we give them a try.

So, will you stay with us for Christmas?

Sorry, Vee. This human stuff just isn't for me.

Uh, hold your haunts!

I have one more thing to show you.

Uh-uh! I'm done with you and all your magical... swooshing.

Well, technically, it's "whooshing."

Don't worry. This won't take long.

Uh- You could have at least taken us somewhere exciting.

Why are we back in the living room?

Why- Why- Why is it empty?

The whole house is empty!

It looks like we moved!

Hello? Anybody here?

What's going on?

This is Christmas Yet to Come.

The... future?

That's right. Nothing you see here has happened yet,

but if things don't change, this could be your fate, Gregoria.

But... why- But why are you showing me this?

If my family moved, then I would have gone with them.

(gasps) Is that... me?

Why am I in Edna's garden?

Am I a... a... a g-g-g-

Garden gnome? I'm afraid so.

But I'm the Hauntley's gargoyle, not Edna's garden decoration!

I'm supposed to be guarding my family,

not sitting here with a flower pot on my head.

Did my family forget about me?

Did they accidentally leave me behind?

(gasps)

Gregoria?

Maybe I was more of a grump than I thought.

Maybe not wanting to spend Christmas here

in Pennsylvania with everybody hurt their feelings.

Your feelings. I'm sorry, Vee.

Maybe I'm wrong about this human Christmas thing.

But Christmas isn't about whether you celebrate

the human way or monster way.

Or if you're in Transylvania or Pennsylvania.

Christmas is about being with those you love.

Your family.

Mm-hmm. (gasps)

Am I too late, Christmas Ghost? Is my future

as Edna's garden gnome set in stone?

It's never too late to change.

♪ It's true that we Can't change ♪

♪ What happened long ago ♪

♪ But the future's Clean and new ♪

♪ As freshly fallen snow ♪

♪ So let's say goodbye, At last ♪

♪ To the ghosts Of Christmas past ♪

♪ As we gather close and watch The Christmas spirit grow ♪

♪ And so here's A Christmas present ♪

♪ That'll last The whole year through ♪

♪ While the past's Already written ♪

♪ The future's up to you ♪

♪ It's not too late ♪

♪ Don't wind up As a garden gnome ♪

♪ Change your fate ♪

♪ Come and celebrate at home ♪

♪ Yes, the greatest Christmas present ♪

♪ Is a fact that's always true ♪

♪ While the past's Already written ♪

♪ The future's up to you ♪

(grunts) Did that really happen?

D-Did Gregoria-?

Wake up! Come on! It's Christmas morning!

Christmas Ghost!

Well, I guess you could call me that.

Although, I prefer "Yuletide Ghoul."

(giggles) Come on! Chef Remy's making Christmas pancakes for everybody!

Mama! Papa!

Merry Christmas, screamheart!

Is Gregoria here? Did she stay for Christmas?

We have to find her!

Uh... Gregoria?

Vee! Merry Christmas!

Gregoria!

Boris, Oxana! Merry Christmas!

You, too, Chef Remy!

And Merry Christmas to my favorite ghost!

Gingerbread man, anyone?

Gregoria! You're here!

-And so merry! -And bright!

I realized my family is more important

than fangy pudding and a Transylvanian tree.

So you're staying here for Christmas,

even if we do it the human way?

As long as I'm with my family, that's all that matters.

-Merry Christmas! -(Wolfie barking)

-(all) Merry Christmas! -Good to be home!

(Vampirina) "Deliver-Eek!"

Phew! We sure picked a hot day to harvest the garden.

-(hair chirping) -Ahh! Batties!

Uh-oh. Looks like you need another layer of SPF 700, batkins.

(giggles)

There. Phew!

That's the last of the screamberries.

And I finished plucking the scarrots,

and only one tried to bite me!

Aah! OK, two.

That just leaves... the jumping beans!

(struggling)

Aah! Oh, no!

Oh, bats! Get those beans!

Hmm. Got any terror-twos?

Go shriek.

(all sighing)

Phew! You three are so dusty,

I almost mistook you for gargoyles.

Mama's Transylvanian jumping beans

were extra jumpy today.

Whoops! (nervous chuckle) Sorry we weren't there to help,

but, uh, you know, how grumpy Gregoria gets

when she doesn't get her one-on-one Demi time. Hm?

Right. That's what makes me grumpy.

Normally, we can handle the gardening ourselves,

but recently, I've felt a little overwhelmed

with growing all the food for us and the Scare B and B guests.

Well, it's not like we can go to the supermarket

down the street for vampire fruits and vegetables

like we used to in Transylvani-aah!

If only it was just a little easier.

Well, it can be a little easier!

Aha! Here it is!

The website for Deliver-Eek!

Deliver-Eek? What's that?

It's a delivery service

with overnight deliveries from Transylvania!

Oh, they'll bring you anything!

Where do you think I get all my bowties?

Oh, let's see here You can get a magic carpet,

fang-sharpeners, ooh, an electric coffin-buffer. Heh.

Ooh! Monster stress balls!

"In Transylvania, the stress ball squeezes you."

(Vampirina) And look, Mama!

Transylvanian fruits and vegetables!

We can order a bunch of stuff, and it'll be here tomorrow morning!

That really is convenient.

Everyone, pick one thing you need, and we'll place an order together.

-We totally need that! -Whoo! Yes!

Don't forget screamberries.

-Stone polish! -We all need a new bowtie, I think.

(doorbell rings, screams)

(gasps) Our Deliver-Eek!

-That was fast. -Yay!

-It's here! -(Gregoria) Hold on!

Some of us were in the tub.

Meow!

Sorry! Forgot vampires can't speak cat.

Ghastly greetings from Deliver-Eek!,

where our motto is, "We get you what you need,

no-monster what!" (laughs)

I'm Cleo, your designated Delivery Witch.

Hi. I'm Vampirina, and this is my family.

-Hi, there! -Hello!

Enchanted, Hauntleys!

Here's your order!

If I could just get your bite here.

Thanks so much! Enjoy your package!

Wow! That really was easy!

(Demi) Yay!

Perfect.

Transylvanian scented candles!

Ohh! Worm's wart.

Smells like we're back home in Transylvania.

And an ominous red-eyed crow statue!

We should order a bunch more stuff!

Gregoria, you're looking more stone-faced than usual.

Everyone just needs to make sure

they don't get too carried away with ordering stuff.

Haven't you seen Monster Hoarders?

Are you kidding? It's my favorite show!

Uh, remember the one where the Ogre had 400 pairs of toe socks?

(laughs) Don't worry, Gregoria.

We'll just get the stuff we absolutely need.

♪ No need to be wary ♪

♪ We'll only get What's necessary ♪

♪ I'd love to try That Super Slimy Polish ♪

♪ A system that organizes All your capes ♪

♪ Those shrunken heads ♪

♪ Although they're Rather smallish ♪

♪ Or ice cubes that come In all these spooky shapes ♪

(Oxana) ♪ A Dragon Bot To sweep and singe the carpet ♪

♪ Some Frightening Strips To brighten up your fangs ♪

♪ A kit to turn your basement Into a tar pit ♪

♪ A Terror Towel That floats instead of hangs ♪

♪ I think we're agreed That's what we need ♪

I don't know if "need" is the word I'd use.

♪ A Transylvanian Magic travel pillow ♪

♪ This Scare-Do lets you Cut your hair yourself ♪

♪ A stuffed and fluffy Mutant armadillo ♪

♪ Now that would look Fangtastic ♪

♪ Sitting on our shelf ♪

(all) ♪ I think we're agreed That's what we need ♪

♪ Essential indeed That's what we need ♪

Not sure why we need a buncha Transylvanian junk

when we've already got each other.

Oh, come on! Get into the shopping spirit! Here.

(doorbell rings, screams)

-Hi, Cleo! -(panting) Hey, Vee.

-Here's your- -(owl hoots)

(grunting) Sorry. It was a pretty bumpy flight

-from Transylvania this time. -(hooting)

(gasps) That should be everything you ordered.

Thanks!

Oh, you know what?

We ordered self-jogging pants for Papa, but forgot the matching shirt.

We just need to order that real fast.

I just- I just flew all the way from Transylvania,

and you forgot that?

(chuckles nervously) Yeah. Sorry.

(Boris) Did you find the right shirt to match my jogging pants, Little Vee?

Yep! It's in our shopping coffin.

Well, since we're already making an order...

Ooh! Let's get these cursed vampire bobble heads!

Why would we need bobble heads?

Nobody needs bobble heads!

But they're so cute!

They have a Bobble Bigfoot, Bobble Blob Foot,

and- (gasps) -Bobble Ghost!

Ohh, and they come to life if you feed them after midnight!

And look at this terrorific deal!

Buy four bobble heads, and the fifth is 5% off!

What a scream!

We should also get this magic monster grow set.

Ooh! And new pieces for my Skelly-Run game.

This! And one of those...

There. All done!

Sorry. It's a lot.

Nope! It's fi- it's fine.

Remember, our motto is, "We get you what you need,

no-monster what!"

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy, there Cleo.

You've never dropped a package before.

Don't start now. Oh, no!

(exclaiming)

Ahh, phew! Good save.

-(doorbell rings, screams) -(sighs)

Ooh! Those must be my new gardening shears.

I can't wait to let them loose on our hydrangeas!

-(Edna giggling) -Huh?

Wait! Mrs. Peepleson!

Oh, no!

Mama! Papa! I need your help!

(Boris) Uh, we're a little tied up at the moment.

Oof! These Wings of Steel won't even budge, my dear!

Ohh... I just wanted to get my wings ready for summer. (sighs)

What's wrong, Little Vee?

Mrs. Peepleson somehow got ahold of our Deliver-Eek! boxes!

And she's already taken it inside!

-Frogs and fangs, that's not good! -(grunting)

-We have to get that package! -Ahh!

And get your father out of here before he pulls a wing.

Things you do to be ready for cape season.

OK, don't worry, Mama.

You get Papa out, and I'll get the package.

(doorbell rings)

-Cleo! -Hey, there.

Sorry to drop back in, but I was so whiskered

that I forgot to ask for your parent's bite signature, and-

No time for that! There's a Deliver-Eek! box

in our next door neighbor's house right now!

(gasps) Oh, no!

I must've misplaced one of the packages!

(whispering) Breathe, breathe, breathe.

(normal) Don't you worry! I'll help you get it back.

On my honor as a Delivery Witch!

Oh, let's hurry!

Oh, getting gardening supplies!

Just like Christmas morning!

(phone ringing)

(Edna) Hello?

Why, yes, I am happy with my service.

♪ I'm just a skeleton Fishing by ♪

So, you said you know who lives here, right?

Yup! It's our friends Edna, Edgar, and-

-(chuckles) Poppy! -Vee, hey!

And... who's this?

Cleo the Delivery Witch, at your service!

Poppy, there's been a serious mail mix-up.

A Transylvanian Deliver-Eek! Package meant for my house is here!

I have no idea what that is,

but if it's from Transylvania, that's a big problem!

Whiskers! The box is empty!

Where'd all the stuff go?

Uh, Vee? What exactly was in this Deliver-Eek! package?

Um, magic skeletons, monster plans, you know, Transylvanian stuff.

(Edna) Though... I guess I could be happier...

Well, my mom's on the phone, and she's not screaming.

So she must not have seen anything. Yet.

Then our order must have left the box by itself!

(Edna) Oh, thanks so much. Toodles!

You two, go look. I'll keep my mom distracted.

I think this is best for a stealth mission.

Good idea! Let's get looking.

(Cleo) Found our first culprits!

(yowls)

I'll help you!

Nice wing-work, Vee!

Have you been using the Wings of Steel?

Nope! Just good old-fashioned vampire strength.

-There! A singing skeleton fish! -(fish singing)

I've delivered lots of those.

It sings when it spots something moving in front of it.

Uh-oh! It's flopping towards Edgar's bedroom door!

Careful... careful...

-♪ I'm just a skeleton ♪ -Whiskers!

It's that infectious folksy tune!

(screaming) Run!

What was that?

(Skeleton Fish) ♪ I'm just a ♪

(panting) Is that everything?

Um... I don't think so.

They're getting bigger! What do we do?

It's the sun! It must be helping the plants grow extra fast!

We gotta get them back inside the box where it's dark!

Ahh! I can't get close enough!

Hmm. You just keep them distracted.

Now! The box!

(Skeleton Fish) ♪ I'm just a skeleton fish ♪

Whoo-hoo! We did it!

Now, let's high-tail it outta here!

-Whoa! -And we barely made it out of the kitchen

before Edna came back in!

Luckily, we had Poppy helping us.

And we make a pretty good team!

Cleo, I'm sorry you had to make so many deliveries.

I think we got carried away with ordering more than we needed.

I hate to say, "I told you"...

But that doesn't seem to stop you from saying so, does it? Hm.

Vee's right. I didn't need this Mummy Wrap.

I actually prefer capes over cloths.

My exercise machine was a lot of trouble,

and my wings don't feel any stronger.

(laughs) Well, luckily, I like your wings just the way they are.

As long as we have each other,

we don't need a million monster things.

Then from now on, we'll just order a few things.

Only what's absolutely necessary!

As your Delivery Witch,

that sounds like a magical idea to me.

So, you'll still deliver the latest fuchsia bowties from Paris, right?

-Demi! -Demi!

Oh, fine, fine. I'll stick with what's already working.

-(stomach rumbles) -Anyway, I'm hungry!

What do we have for my third snack of the afternoon?

How about we go pick some fresh screamberries?

From right here at home!

-(cheering) -Only if Cleo joins us!

(Cleo) Sounds delicious!

(Demi) I'll get a bowl!

Whoops!

(theme music playing)

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