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♪ Vampirina ♪

♪ We were normal vampires In Transylvania ♪

♪ Like the other monsters On every block ♪

♪ Till we packed our things And we flapped our wings ♪

♪ And we got a case Of human race culture shock ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ I may be blue With pointy teeth ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ But I'm not so different Underneath ♪

♪ It's true that our tastes May be a little offbeat ♪

♪ But we're the battiest Monsters you'll ever meet ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ A ghoulish girl In a human world ♪

♪ Whoa-oh, Vampirina ♪

♪ It may seem strange, But it's true ♪

♪ I'm just like you ♪

♪ Vampirina ♪

(Vampirina) "Día de los Muertos!

Day of the Dead!"

Oh, look at that. Dark. Dreary. Dismal.

Beautiful!

It's the perfect night!

Who's up for a game of Scareades

and some nice rainy-night snacks?

-I am! -Me!

Bring it on!

Presenting my rainy-night snack special!

S'mooOOOooores!

-S'mores? -No!

S'moooOOOooores!

Ze pronunciation eez much more dramatique!

Mmm. Thanks, Chef Remy!

-(doorbell screams) -Who could that be this late?

Buenas noches! May we come in?

We are absolutely soaked to the b-b-bone.

Oh, yes! Come in, come in!

-I'm Raquelita. -Hi! I'm Vee!

-I love your hair! -Thanks! I love your outfit!

We are mariachi musicians, in town for a festival.

Unfortunately, this storm came up, and we got stuck here!

Raquelita found your B&B on the World Wide Cobweb.

Our home is your home!

Uh... nuestra casa es su casa.

-Did I say that right? -Ah, yes! Perfecto!

-(crunching) -Huh!

Ah! Sacre bleu!

Les squelettes!

I hardly ever get to hang out with other skeletons!

I am ze famous Chef Remy Bones from Paris.

You are from Mexique, oui?

Sí! (chuckles) Good eyehole, mi amigo.

I have just ze thing to make you feel right at home.

A recipe for ze Chupacabras Churros!

I have been dying to try it out!

Thank you so much for letting us stay.

It is just sad that we will not be able

to make it home to Mexico City for the holiday.

-What holiday? -Día de Muertos, of course!

Ooh, the Day of the Dead! I love the Day of the Dead!

What's the Day of the Dead?

You don't know?

It's only our favorite celebration!

(playing mariachi music)

♪ So you'd Like an explanation ♪

♪ Of the festive celebration ♪

♪ Where we honor All our loved ones long gone ♪

♪ On this day Of recollection ♪

♪ We recall them With affection ♪

♪ And we share their stories So they live on ♪

♪ It's the Day of the Dead ♪

♪ Yes, on Día de Muertos ♪

♪ We celebrate The Day of the Dead ♪

(tambourine jingling)

♪ Then we build For them an altar ♪

♪ So they know Our love won't falter ♪

♪ Filled with all their Favorite objects and food ♪

♪ And it's not so shocking, Is it ♪

♪ If the spirits Come to visit? ♪

♪ And they stay Till all the revels conclude ♪

♪ On The Day of the Dead ♪

♪ Yes, on Día de Muertos ♪

♪ We celebrate The lives that they led ♪

♪ On the Day of the Dead ♪

♪ Yes, on Día de Muertos ♪

♪ We celebrate The Day of the Dead ♪

Wow! That sounds spooktacular.

Sadly, we'll miss it.

But you have to celebrate the Day of the Dead!

As a ghost, I'm pretty close with the departed,

and they do not like you missing it!

Then why don't we all celebrate it right here

at the Scare B and B?

(gasp) Could we?

-Absolutely! -Oooh, I can't wait!

First we need to make an ofrenda- the altar.

What is a Día de Muertos altar, exactly?

It's where you place things that were special

to your loved ones who have passed on.

And then you talk about them and remember them,

and they visit you!

Are we getting company? Ooh, how do I look?

Is my bowtie okay?

(giggles) Guapo! Very handsome!

So what kinds of things do you add to the altar?

Well, if they enjoyed knitting, you might put some yarn.

And if they liked fangball, you could put a jersey!

And if they liked rocks, you'd put some rocks!

What, I like rocks.

We're going to dedicate a big part of the altar

to my Abuelita Tita-

my grandmother- so she can visit.

Hmm... who should we dedicate our altar to?

I know. How about Great Uncle Dieter?

That's a wonderful idea, Vee! I'm sure he would love to visit.

And I've never really met him, besides waving to his picture.

Why don't you look for things for Uncle Dieter's altar

while Papa and I help the Calacas?

Okay! What kind of stuff did Uncle Dieter like?

Hmm. I don't really know.

I only met him once when I was a little bat.

But all you have to do is take a look at his portrait.

His expression, the little details.

You can learn a lot about a vampire that way.

I'm sure whatever you find for your uncle's altar will be beautiful!

Good luck, Vee!

If Uncle Dieter's portrait says anything about him,

-he must have been pretty... -Old!

Suuuuuper old.

Ah. And here's a detail: dust.

(blows) So much dust!

He must have liked old, dusty things?

That makes sense, right?

Are you sure?

Yeah! We should look for the oldest, dustiest stuff we can find!

-Right! He'll love it! -I... guess so.

A broken clock for Uncle Dieter's altar?

Yup. Phew. Old and dusty.

A dried-up lemon?

Old and dusty.

A... What is that?

Not sure, but it's old and dusty, just like Uncle Dieter.

(Mamá Calaca) On the altar, we place things

that have meaning for our loved ones who have passed away.

Abuelita loved playing music, so we place the instruments there.

She loved sweet bread.

And she is going to go crazy for my Chupacabras Churros!

(giggles) Yes! She loved pastries, too!

And the glass of water and fruit are traditional.

Abuelita liked horchata.

It's a drink made from almonds and rice and spices.

And, uh, this is what you found for Uncle Dieter?

It's perfect!

Hauntleys love dusty old junk!

These things don't seem very... exciting.

I hope Uncle Dieter will like them.

Now is the time where we tell stories about our loved ones.

I remember when I was very small,

my abuelita came to me

and said she had a very special surprise.

I held out my hands, and she put in them an abrazo,

a pastry like this one.

"Abrazo" means "hug."

And mi abuelita said, "We call this pastry an abrazo

because it is like the dough is hugging the cream.

When you eat this hug, it will be gone."

Then she hugged me and said...

But my hug will never leave you.

And here it is, mija!

-Abuelita! -Raquelita!

-Oh, Mamá! -Welcome, Abuela.

Awww!

-(Gregoria sniffles) -Gregoria!

-Are you crying? -No! Of course not!

The... The rain... Roof must be leaking on my face.

Then it must be leaking on mine, too!

(blowing)

Do you have a story to tell about your Uncle Dieter, Vee?

I... Well, um...

Oh. One time when Demi and I were playing vampire tag,

I accidentally knocked into Uncle Dieter's portrait!

He didn't say anything, but then again, his portrait never does,

so... anyway, um...

Can't wait to talk to him when he visits.

Which should be any second now. Uh, right?

Maybe he doesn't have the right address?

'Course he does! He's right there!

Oh, no. I don't think Uncle Dieter is coming.

My dear, maybe the things you put on your altar

aren't quite right for your uncle.

You need to know more

about what kind of vampire Uncle Dieter was.

-Then do you think he'll come? -I'm sure he will.

We just need the right things for his altar!

Why don't we all look around the house

and see what we can find?

-I'll check the walls! -I'll help you.

But we need to do it fast before Día de Muertos is over.

(creak)

There have to be some clues around here

about what kind of vampire Uncle Dieter was.

Well, I can tell you that he really liked walls.

He put 'em in every room.

(Gregoria) Demi! Be careful!

Oof!

Huh? Whoops!

Sorry, Uncle Dieter.

Hey! You look kind of different.

Yeah. Not so old and dusty anymore.

Maybe we were wrong about Uncle Dieter!

I think his portrait is trying to tell us something!

Under the rug!

(straining)

(Raquelita) The floor is so fancy!

Wait, I've seen this kind of floor before.

In dance halls!

It's a dance floor!

Who'd have thought it? Old Dieter was a dancer!

He wasn't old and dusty. He was fun!

Let's see what else we can find!

I think this calls for a dance party! (giggles)

(humming)

Or, you know, maybe another night. Heh!

Nothing in here.

But wait, what's that behind that box?

This must be Uncle Dieter's! Let's see what's in it!

Whoa! Uncle Dieter was a real fashion plate!

Look at this bat-tastic cane!

And dancing shoes!

-Uncle Dieter was a dancer! -And one snappy dresser!

Look at him. Uncle Dieter was fancy.

Hmm. This is a good look for me.

Hey, over here!

It's sheet music.

Did Uncle Dieter play an instrument?

I'm not sure.

But this looks like...

(gasp) A spookylele!

Uncle Dieter must have played one just like I do!

Let's get this stuff to the altar before it's too late.

There. Do you think Uncle Dieter will like his new altar?

Oh. It's beautiful, batkins.

Yes. We'll even add some marigold flowers.

Their fragrance will help guide Uncle Dieter

back to the land of the living.

I feel like I know more about Uncle Dieter than I ever did.

I hope I get to meet him.

(sighs) I don't think he's coming.

Don't forget, mijita, you need to remember him.

Maybe with a story?

I don't have a story about Uncle Dieter.

But I might just have something that'll work.

♪ Take me back ♪

♪ Where monsters roam ♪

♪ The place That vampires ♪

♪ All call home ♪

♪ Where the werewolves Sweetly croon ♪

♪ Under the Transylvanian moon ♪

(together) ♪ Under The Transylvanian moon ♪

My fangtabulous family!

Thank you so much for remembering me!

And thank you for bringing this wonderful tradition to our home.

Oh, de nada, Señor Dieter.

Uh, nice to meet you, Uncle Dieter.

Vampirina! You sure know how to play the spookylele.

I guess it runs in the family.

Thanks! I'm sorry I didn't learn more about you until now.

But we never forgot you!

Of course not! You kept my home in haunted condition!

Monsters from all over the world come here to stay

and celebrate the most important thing-

family.

What better way is there to be remembered?

I can't think of one!

As long as you're all in this house and my portrait is on the wall,

I'll always be with you.

Now let's all... rock out!

-(playing upbeat melody) -Oh ha ha ha!

-(laughter) -(Wolfie barks)

(Vampirina) "As You Wish!"

(happy barks)

What do you think, Wolfie?

-Do you like your new dog house? -(barking)

-I think it's very cozy! -(Vampirina laughs)

-(Edgar) Stay tuned... -(gasps)

...for the spookiest show yet!

Goin' back in!

I'm Edgar Peepleson,

and this is "Weekly Weirdness!"

Hey, Edgar! So, spookiest show yet?

Let me guess.

Is your latest episode about the full moon?

Potions? Bigfoot's shoes?

Nope! I need something new.

But there's just nothing weird going on here today.

Mind if I take a look around here instead?

I don't want to disappoint my fans.

I have ten counting on me!

Uh, sure.

But nothing is ever weird around here!

-(Demi giggling) -(barks)

(barking)

Hey, maybe Wolfie's on to something!

Any monsters, boy? Ghosts? Goblins?

(Vampirina laughs nervously) Nope.

And, uh... looks like it's Wolfie's snack time.

Yeah, he barks when he's... hungry.

And definitely not when he sees a ghost.

-(barks) -We'll be inside

if you need help with your video!

(barks)

(panting)

(humming)

It smells spookalicious in here, Chef Remy!

What are you making?

Only my most spookifying dessert to date!

I am working on recipes

for my new Chef Remy Bones cookbook!

Cupcakes!

-Ooh, yummy! -Mmm!

-Hey! -Huh?

Ah! No-no-no-no. Not so fast.

These are no ordinary cupcakes.

They look like regular cupcakes to me.

Which is kinda strange for the Hauntley house.

Usually everything looks not-so-regular.

Why would you make cupcakes that look this good, but we can't eat?

That's torture! Torture I tell you!

Because these are the most magical treat of Transylvania:

crystal ball cupcakes! You will love them.

One bite of a crystal ball cupcake, and for the rest of the day,

any wish you make will be granted.

-Bat-tastic! -Wow!

-I wanna try! -But...

you must be scareful what you wish for, mademoiselles.

The wishes will last until the sun sets.

Zat is why we must wait to eat them until your parents are home. Ha ha!

The magic is very powerful!

(whispers) Here, Cupcakes! Come to Demi!

-Hmm! -(snaps)

-Ohh! -No tasting!

Now shoo!

Magical desserts are my favorite!

Can you believe we can make our wishes come true?

And eat a cupcake.

-Who would have guessed? -We don't even need a genie!

-Genies are real?! -Of course they're real!

Haven't you ever met my friend Barbara?

We won't need a genie today!

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake, Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Just imagine all The wacky wishes you can wish ♪

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake, Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Wish for 20,000 servings 'Cause they're so delish ♪

♪ Use your wishes On a flying pony ♪

♪ Monster-roni ♪

♪ A swimming pool That's full of goo ♪

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake, Whoa-oh-oh. ♪

♪ Doesn't matter What you wish for ♪

♪ It will all come true ♪

♪ Go on and take a bite, It sure can't hurt ♪

♪ When you wish upon dessert ♪

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake, Whoa-oh-oh ♪

Vee, be careful!

It gets complicated when you wish.

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake, Whoa-oh-oh ♪

-Aw, c'mon, you know it's foolproof. -It's foolproof-ish!

♪ We could wish For a bouquet of flowers ♪

♪ Super powers! ♪

♪ A school Of magic zombie fish ♪

♪ When you wish upon a cupcake, Whoa-oh-oh ♪

♪ Doesn't matter 'cause you're Always gonna get your wish ♪

Anything spooky in here?

Ooh! Something delicious!

-(gasp) -Edgar! Don't!

I mean, uh, what are you doing?

Mm. Having a snack! Mmm. Cupcakes are the best.

I wish they just grew on trees, don't you?

-(gasps) -Oh, no!

Edgar's wish came true! Hey, Edgar!

I, uh, bet there's something spooky in the living room.

Wolfie kept barking again. Very suspicious.

(mouth full) Awesome! I'm on it.

(Poppy) Oh, brother. My monster and magic loving brother!

This is not good!

The biggest monster fan in the world

has the power to make his wishes come true!

What if he accidentally makes a wish on "Weekly Weirdness"?

Aah! Sacre bleu!

He can ask for anything now.

You must stop him from wishing!

All day. Until ze sun sets!

If everything he asks for comes true, that's going to be impossible!

Don't panic. How many wishes could he possibly say anyway?

You'd be surprised!

I can think of a million wishes right now!

New ghost bike, ghost shoes,

power of time travel, and my own pony!

Oh! Zis is very serious.

Edgar only has to say that he wants or desires something,

and it will come true!

I think you need to make some changes to this recipe, Chef.

Don't worry. There's no wish we can't handle if we work as a team.

Let's go!

Hey, Edgar, we're ready to help with your video.

And that's all we're gonna do!

You have everything you possibly need.

Right?

All part of being a one-man show!

'Course sometimes I wish my equipment would carry itself.

Uh... We'll help you with that!

Thanks! Now let's get this episode started.

(girls grunting)

(Edgar) Should we look for Gremlins?

Gargoyles? Or...

Ghosts?!

I mean, not that there are any ghosts around here.

You never know, Bridget!

I totally want to film a ghost!

(gasp)

Or you know what would be better?

A skeleton!

(whispers) Run!

A skeleton would be cool.

Maybe we can check a closet or two?

Good thinking.

What if we open the episode with a monster roar?

I used Miss Cuddle Cakes last week.

This time, I want the real deal!

-(monstrous roar) -(gasps)

Did you... hear something?

Hear what?

It sounded like a...

a roar!

Oh, that! That was my... stomach growling?

We can't take any chances.

I'd better keep my camera rolling until we catch something spooky!

This is Edgar, live and on the search!

We're on the hunt for the elusive Bigfoot,

a mysterious mummy, or any spooky sighting.

I'm here with my crew- Poppy, Vee, and Bridget.

They're helping me out until we have a real monster camera crew someday!

I'd want monsters to help me with lights,

cameras, the works!

(gulp)

(noises upstairs)

Did he say monster camera crew?

Hey, Edgar! Um... have you checked the front porch yet?

(Edgar) Good idea, Vee.

Those floorboards are always extra creaky.

Be right back!

Monsters!

All right, let's look alive!

We start filming "Weekly Weirdness" in five.

Ooh-hoo! My precious hat!

All right, let's get you into make-up.

Hey! I'm not ready for my close-up!

Oh, but I got the perfect shade for your stone.

Okay, maybe a little.

We have to get them out of here, quick!

Edgar will be back any minute!

Excuse me, monsters.

We'll actually be filming upstairs in my room.

-So, uh, let's go. -(claps)

Time is money, folks!

(Poppy) That was close!

Only your brother would wish for an entire monster camera crew!

(Gregoria) I'll be in my dressing room.

-(door creaks) -(Edgar sighs)

Still nothing weird. Not even out front.

What am I going to do for my show?

I promised my fans something totally eerie by tonight.

The day is almost over!

I better hurry up and find something.

Just a little while longer, then Edgar's wishes will disappear!

(Edgar) What's that?

I wish it were a little brighter in here.

Ooh!

Hey, that was weird! I just said that!

Our lights have, uh, wish-

I mean, motion sensors.

Yep! They, uh, turn on when you walk by.

Spotted. A spooky shadow, a creepy old piano.

If only I had some music or special effects to go with this.

-(spooky piano music) -(thunder booms)

Did you just hear the piano play? And thunder?!

Oh, you know, the weather in Pennsylvania can be very unpredictable!

Heh. Uh...

I don't know. Maybe there is something weird going on after all.

(low battery warning beeps)

No! I was finally on to something!

Well, I guess that's a wrap!

Yeah, too bad, Edgar! How about we do something else?

Anything else. Just not here.

I was so close to having my spookiest episode yet.

Now I have nothing!

I wish more than anything my camera wasn't dead.

(beeping)

D-did you see that?!

I made a wish, and it came true!

(nervous laugh) That's not possible!

Exactly! That's weird!

Do you think I'm in a lucky spell or something?

You mean, a lucky spell

where every wish comes true for the entire day?

Nope! Definitely not!

Yeah, there's no such thing.

And it doesn't taste delicious!

There's only one way to find out.

This can't be good.

Okay. If this is really a lucky spell,

then if I wanted chocolate milk, it would be inside.

Wow! Does this mean anything I want will come true?

How long do you think my luck will last?

My video is going to be a hit!

What are we going to do?

He might wish for something we can't hide!

This gargoyle is all out of ideas,

except that these cupcakes are trouble!

Um, does this mean that Chef Remy

is never making crystal ball cupcakes ever again?

Maybe not.

But Edgar still has time to wish.

Look! You cannot let him see any of ze magic going on!

We just have to distract him a little longer.

We can do this. We have to!

Edgar? What are you doing?

If I really have the power to wish for something,

then I'm going to wish

for the most awesome, amazing thing I can think of.

Oh, I don't think I wanna know!

I wish to spend a day with a monster!

Whoa!

Vee? Aw, man! You're not a monster.

I guess I'm not that lucky after all.

Of course not.

How about you spend a day with friends instead?

I do have some monster movies to watch,

and this cool pillow fort.

Let's do it!

(cheering)

Attention all fans.

No luck with a spooky sighting today,

but searching for monsters with friends was even better.

Tune in next week for...

(all) ..."Weekly Weirdness"!

Thanks. I couldn't have done my video without your help.

-(beeping) -That's the popcorn!

I think we've had enough wishing for one afternoon.

These will be just as magical tomorrow.

Congratulations, mademoiselle! You made it.

The wishing magic is about to wear off.

Oh! Gotta hurry! Gotta hurry! Gotta-

Oh!

Oh, man!

-(laughter) -Oh, Demi!

Oh, none for you!

(theme music playing)

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