Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:03,750 --> 00:00:06,417
[Hammering]
2
00:00:06,419 --> 00:00:08,770
Shlub: God, I could trample
a whole village
3
00:00:08,772 --> 00:00:10,363
with these bad boys.
4
00:00:10,365 --> 00:00:11,847
Mwah.
5
00:00:11,867 --> 00:00:13,349
Hippocampus: I did it.
Shlub: Did what?
6
00:00:13,351 --> 00:00:15,684
Hippocampus: I captured
Prophecy Duck.
7
00:00:15,686 --> 00:00:17,370
It took months of planning,
8
00:00:17,372 --> 00:00:19,947
but I finally got
that slippery son of a bitch.
9
00:00:19,949 --> 00:00:21,875
Shlub: Why would you capture
Prophecy Duck?
10
00:00:21,951 --> 00:00:23,618
He's a beloved oracle.
11
00:00:23,694 --> 00:00:25,270
Hippocampus: 'Cause I've been
wanting to trap
12
00:00:25,288 --> 00:00:27,105
and study an oracle.
13
00:00:27,107 --> 00:00:30,032
Are their powers real,
or are they big, fake scams?
14
00:00:30,110 --> 00:00:32,368
Shlub: Oracle powers
are very real.
15
00:00:32,370 --> 00:00:35,113
Tyrannis:
Oh, my goodness. Hello.
16
00:00:35,115 --> 00:00:37,965
Such a good, little duck,
one of the cutest ever.
17
00:00:38,118 --> 00:00:39,617
Say, "Quack, quack."
18
00:00:39,619 --> 00:00:41,061
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
19
00:00:41,063 --> 00:00:42,120
Hippocampus:
Ty, stop petting Prophecy Duck.
20
00:00:42,122 --> 00:00:43,471
Tyrannis: Prophecy Duck?
21
00:00:43,548 --> 00:00:45,123
Hippocampus:
He's a traveling oracle.
22
00:00:45,141 --> 00:00:46,474
I've been tracking
his movements for months,
23
00:00:46,476 --> 00:00:48,050
and I finally managed
to trap him.
24
00:00:48,070 --> 00:00:49,402
Tyrannis: An oracle?
I'm confused.
25
00:00:49,479 --> 00:00:51,296
Aren't oracles
usually human women?
26
00:00:51,298 --> 00:00:53,481
Shlub: Oh, so you don't think
monsters can be oracles?
27
00:00:53,633 --> 00:00:54,741
Is that it?
28
00:00:54,818 --> 00:00:55,817
Tyrannis: Are ducks
even monsters?
29
00:00:55,911 --> 00:00:57,410
Shlub: Yes.
30
00:00:57,487 --> 00:00:59,245
Hippocampus: What's it like
being a bigot, Ty?
31
00:00:59,322 --> 00:01:00,988
Tyrannis: Well--what? No.
I don't know how oracles work.
32
00:01:01,141 --> 00:01:02,565
What do they do again,
predict the future?
33
00:01:02,642 --> 00:01:04,325
Hippocampus:
Less that, more spout off
34
00:01:04,402 --> 00:01:06,994
cryptic things
that could happen.
35
00:01:07,147 --> 00:01:08,496
I'm gonna prove it's a scam.
36
00:01:08,573 --> 00:01:10,256
Shlub: Not a scam.
37
00:01:10,333 --> 00:01:12,150
When an oracle tells you
something will happen, it does,
38
00:01:12,168 --> 00:01:14,260
like when the oracle
at Delphi told me
39
00:01:14,337 --> 00:01:17,989
I'd get into cliff diving--
ha ha ha!--and indeed I did.
40
00:01:17,991 --> 00:01:20,508
Tyrannis: Ha. Whatever you say.
41
00:01:20,660 --> 00:01:24,253
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack.
42
00:01:24,255 --> 00:01:26,664
Tyrannis: Was that a prophecy?
Was it good?
43
00:01:26,683 --> 00:01:28,257
Hippocampus: Dad,
you speak duck, right?
44
00:01:28,335 --> 00:01:30,426
What was Prophecy Duck's
oracle prediction?
45
00:01:30,428 --> 00:01:33,004
Shlub: When the black cat
prances by,
46
00:01:33,022 --> 00:01:35,615
the moon hangs high in the sky,
47
00:01:35,617 --> 00:01:38,267
and a pig's vomit is nigh,
48
00:01:38,345 --> 00:01:43,272
a rival king rises,
and you shall fall.
49
00:01:43,274 --> 00:01:45,683
Wowser. That's a spicy prophecy.
50
00:01:45,685 --> 00:01:47,535
Tyrannis: Spicy?
51
00:01:47,537 --> 00:01:49,036
It sounds like it's talking
about me being overthrown.
52
00:01:49,113 --> 00:01:52,707
Shlub: Well, that's what gives
it it's a-spice.
53
00:01:52,783 --> 00:01:55,385
[Theme music playing]
54
00:02:03,461 --> 00:02:04,769
Men: ♪ Huh!
55
00:02:08,650 --> 00:02:11,542
♪ Huh! Huh!
56
00:02:11,544 --> 00:02:13,135
♪ Huh huh huh!
57
00:02:13,137 --> 00:02:15,989
♪ Whoo!
58
00:02:17,550 --> 00:02:20,385
Tyrannis: So, what, a rival king
is going to overthrow me?
59
00:02:20,387 --> 00:02:21,828
Hippocampus: Careful, Ty.
60
00:02:21,979 --> 00:02:22,904
You know the Talus
story, right?
61
00:02:22,980 --> 00:02:24,813
Tyrannis: Talus?
62
00:02:24,815 --> 00:02:26,407
The guy who was told by
an oracle that he would drown,
63
00:02:26,559 --> 00:02:28,168
so he tried to teach himself
how to breathe underwater
64
00:02:28,319 --> 00:02:30,170
and subsequently drowned?
65
00:02:30,172 --> 00:02:32,897
Hippocampus: Talus' mistake
was listening to the oracle
66
00:02:32,899 --> 00:02:34,582
in the first place.
67
00:02:34,659 --> 00:02:36,751
All this oracle stuff works
on the power of suggestion.
68
00:02:36,827 --> 00:02:38,569
Once someone puts
a thought in your head,
69
00:02:38,588 --> 00:02:40,922
it's hard to get rid of it,
plus oracles like to say stuff
70
00:02:40,998 --> 00:02:42,849
that'll make you act crazy
and stir up drama
71
00:02:42,926 --> 00:02:45,685
so you keep coming back
for more advice.
72
00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:47,169
It's their business plan.
73
00:02:47,189 --> 00:02:48,521
Tyrannis: Wow. You're right.
74
00:02:48,598 --> 00:02:50,097
Those oracles
are clearly a scam,
75
00:02:50,174 --> 00:02:52,433
even the really cute ones.
76
00:02:52,435 --> 00:02:54,602
Shlub: Your skepticism
is unbecoming,
77
00:02:54,679 --> 00:02:57,939
and, if you don't
mind me saying, foul.
78
00:02:58,015 --> 00:02:59,848
If Prophecy Duck says a rival
79
00:02:59,850 --> 00:03:01,850
king is going to overthrow you,
80
00:03:01,928 --> 00:03:03,036
then a rival king
81
00:03:03,112 --> 00:03:04,946
is going to overthrow you.
82
00:03:04,948 --> 00:03:06,781
Now give me those crumbs.
83
00:03:06,857 --> 00:03:08,599
Daddy wants bread.
84
00:03:08,618 --> 00:03:10,526
Hippocampus: Ty, a rival king
is not gonna overthrow you.
85
00:03:10,603 --> 00:03:13,120
Listen. I monitor
all nearby city states
86
00:03:13,197 --> 00:03:14,605
and their desire to kill us.
87
00:03:14,607 --> 00:03:16,274
Tyrannis: Why?
88
00:03:16,276 --> 00:03:17,775
Hippocampus: Because the world
is a cesspool of hate.
89
00:03:17,794 --> 00:03:18,960
Read a vase once in a while.
90
00:03:19,112 --> 00:03:20,445
Tyrannis: Fair point.
91
00:03:20,447 --> 00:03:22,037
Hippocampus:
But, luckily for you,
92
00:03:22,115 --> 00:03:23,539
no rival king thinks of you
as a threat.
93
00:03:23,616 --> 00:03:25,374
A lot of them
haven't even heard of you.
94
00:03:25,452 --> 00:03:27,042
Tyrannis: You could have
phrased it differently.
95
00:03:27,062 --> 00:03:28,286
Hippocampus: Closest possible
threat is Asskill,
96
00:03:28,288 --> 00:03:30,063
but you guys are cool, right?
97
00:03:30,139 --> 00:03:32,290
Tyrannis: Yeah, totally cool,
and he's a true warlord,
98
00:03:32,292 --> 00:03:34,125
and he's got the best
intel of all,
99
00:03:34,143 --> 00:03:36,069
and I'm just gonna
double-check with him
100
00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:38,071
about the whole
"no rival kings" thing, so--
101
00:03:38,147 --> 00:03:39,405
Hippocampus:
Ty, don't visit him.
102
00:03:39,482 --> 00:03:41,074
You're falling
right into the trap here.
103
00:03:41,076 --> 00:03:42,891
This is how prophecies
come true.
104
00:03:42,911 --> 00:03:45,078
Shlub: It's coming true
either way.
105
00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:46,654
Stupendous: This is it,
106
00:03:46,656 --> 00:03:48,823
the huge monster cave
deep in the dark forest.
107
00:03:48,899 --> 00:03:50,141
You ready?
108
00:03:50,143 --> 00:03:51,900
Deliria: I suppose.
109
00:03:51,902 --> 00:03:53,644
Darling, I know you want us
to go on a big, fun adventure,
110
00:03:53,646 --> 00:03:55,755
but have you considered
a small, easy cave
111
00:03:55,832 --> 00:03:56,981
in the Forest of Mirth?
112
00:03:56,983 --> 00:03:58,666
Stupendous: Nope.
113
00:03:58,743 --> 00:03:59,759
It took a long time to get
you to agree to do this.
114
00:03:59,836 --> 00:04:01,761
We're not changing the plan now.
115
00:04:01,912 --> 00:04:04,655
Deliria: Agreements made drunk
hardly seem fair to enforce.
116
00:04:04,657 --> 00:04:07,433
Stupendous: Then no agreement
from you would be enforceable.
117
00:04:07,435 --> 00:04:09,418
Deliria: Well, if you say so,
then I suppose--
118
00:04:09,420 --> 00:04:11,496
Stupendous: No. I'm holding you
to this. Equipment check.
119
00:04:11,498 --> 00:04:14,590
Helmet, torch,
a can-do attitude.
120
00:04:14,592 --> 00:04:16,258
Deliria; Mm, I have
none of those things.
121
00:04:16,336 --> 00:04:18,853
Stupendous:
Zero out of 3 ain't bad.
122
00:04:19,005 --> 00:04:20,596
Mm! Rrgh! Uh!
123
00:04:20,615 --> 00:04:22,448
Deliria: We should
follow those bats.
124
00:04:22,525 --> 00:04:25,176
Perhaps they're flying
to a jewelry store or a pool.
125
00:04:25,178 --> 00:04:27,528
Stupendous: No. We're doing
a fun adventure...
126
00:04:27,530 --> 00:04:29,196
Deliria: [Sighs]
127
00:04:29,198 --> 00:04:31,374
Stupendous: plus...uh!
128
00:04:32,852 --> 00:04:34,352
Deliria: What are you doing?
129
00:04:34,370 --> 00:04:36,370
Stupendous: There's no monsters
in this cave.
130
00:04:36,372 --> 00:04:39,524
I took us down here because I
wanted to have a heart-to-heart
131
00:04:39,526 --> 00:04:41,116
and get something
off my chest...
132
00:04:41,136 --> 00:04:44,712
Deliria: No.
Frantic animal exit.
133
00:04:44,714 --> 00:04:46,531
Wuh! Ooh!
134
00:04:46,533 --> 00:04:49,142
Stupendous: and every time I try
to ask you, you fly away.
135
00:04:49,218 --> 00:04:51,960
Deliria: I do not.
136
00:04:51,962 --> 00:04:53,204
Stupendous: Uh!
137
00:04:53,222 --> 00:04:55,222
Deliria: I just fly away a lot.
138
00:04:55,299 --> 00:04:57,132
If it happens to coincide with
you saying something irritating
139
00:04:57,210 --> 00:04:59,802
and nonsensical and trying
to waste everyone's time,
140
00:04:59,879 --> 00:05:02,363
then that's simply
a happy coincidence.
141
00:05:04,717 --> 00:05:06,141
Stupendous: Nice try.
142
00:05:06,143 --> 00:05:07,902
You can't escape this cave
without me,
143
00:05:07,904 --> 00:05:11,164
so today we're going spelunking
and having a talk.
144
00:05:11,166 --> 00:05:13,833
Deliria: Oh, all right.
145
00:05:13,984 --> 00:05:15,910
[Babbling]
146
00:05:15,986 --> 00:05:17,895
Stupendous: I got all day.
147
00:05:17,897 --> 00:05:19,005
Deliria: Oh...
148
00:05:19,082 --> 00:05:20,565
Tyrannis: So you're super sure?
149
00:05:20,567 --> 00:05:22,083
Asskill: As sure
as can be, brother.
150
00:05:22,085 --> 00:05:23,509
You're the only king nearby.
151
00:05:23,586 --> 00:05:25,178
I've attacked
and eaten the rest.
152
00:05:25,254 --> 00:05:27,513
Tyrannis: How wonderful,
no rival kings nearby.
153
00:05:27,590 --> 00:05:29,682
Asskill: Except in my belly.
Ha ha ha!
154
00:05:29,684 --> 00:05:34,187
This is now a time of peace.
I call it Pax Killassiana.
155
00:05:34,263 --> 00:05:35,746
Tyrannis: That's
extremely catchy,
156
00:05:35,765 --> 00:05:37,357
and I'm sure it will take off.
157
00:05:37,433 --> 00:05:38,933
Thank you.
158
00:05:39,085 --> 00:05:40,509
Asskill: You're leaving already?
Would you like some blood tea?
159
00:05:40,511 --> 00:05:42,420
It's a delicacy.
160
00:05:42,422 --> 00:05:45,013
Tyrannis: I'm not much
of a tea drinker, but thanks.
161
00:05:45,033 --> 00:05:46,515
Asskill: Suit yourself.
162
00:05:46,517 --> 00:05:49,017
You like the bloodletting
too much.
163
00:05:49,019 --> 00:05:51,520
It makes me uncomfortable.
164
00:05:51,598 --> 00:05:54,040
Tyrannis: I knew there was
no reason to trust that duck.
165
00:05:54,042 --> 00:05:56,358
Oh, what's this soft sensation?
166
00:05:56,360 --> 00:05:57,877
Merchant: It's a silk rug, sir.
167
00:05:57,954 --> 00:05:59,437
Tyrannis: Silk rug? Wow.
168
00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:01,381
This is clearly
very high quality.
169
00:06:01,383 --> 00:06:02,882
Merchant: Very perceptive
of you.
170
00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:05,126
This is one of my finest
rugs available.
171
00:06:05,202 --> 00:06:06,794
Tyrannis: Perhaps I should
buy this for the palace.
172
00:06:06,796 --> 00:06:08,054
Merchant: Good call, sir.
173
00:06:08,056 --> 00:06:09,630
That pattern and texture
174
00:06:09,782 --> 00:06:10,890
will blend in perfectly
at your palace.
175
00:06:11,117 --> 00:06:12,633
Tyrannis: I'll buy it.
176
00:06:12,785 --> 00:06:14,285
I'll send some of my servants
to come pick it up later.
177
00:06:14,287 --> 00:06:15,561
Merchant: Sounds good, sir.
178
00:06:15,638 --> 00:06:16,971
Scott: You been to that
new rug merchant?
179
00:06:16,973 --> 00:06:19,473
Truly unforgettable rugs.
180
00:06:19,550 --> 00:06:21,642
Joshua:
Oh, man, they're the best.
181
00:06:21,736 --> 00:06:24,219
There's a reason everyone calls
that merchant the Rug King...
182
00:06:24,297 --> 00:06:26,906
Rug King... Rug King...
Rug King...
183
00:06:26,983 --> 00:06:28,891
Rug King...
Rug King... Rug King...
184
00:06:28,910 --> 00:06:30,818
Scott: Joshua, are you good?
Hello?
185
00:06:30,895 --> 00:06:34,897
My friend keeps repeating,
"Rug King," for no reason. Help!
186
00:06:34,974 --> 00:06:36,916
Man: Oh, my god!
187
00:06:37,067 --> 00:06:39,377
Different man:
What's wrong with him?
188
00:06:41,814 --> 00:06:44,498
Tyrannis: It's got to be just a
weird, dumb coincidence, right,
189
00:06:44,500 --> 00:06:46,408
I mean, this guy
being called Rug King
190
00:06:46,410 --> 00:06:49,503
right after I got
this "rival king" prophecy?
191
00:06:49,505 --> 00:06:51,322
I mean, how would I get
overthrown by some merchant,
192
00:06:51,324 --> 00:06:53,266
especially one who's
obviously so nice?
193
00:06:53,342 --> 00:06:54,917
Hippocampus: Exactly.
It's nothing to worry about.
194
00:06:54,994 --> 00:06:57,753
Tyrannis: It's just, people seem
to like him a lot, a lot a lot.
195
00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:59,254
Hippocampus: Do you remember
what we talked about?
196
00:06:59,256 --> 00:07:01,515
You have to stop fixating
on this prophecy.
197
00:07:01,592 --> 00:07:03,350
Oracles aren't real.
198
00:07:03,352 --> 00:07:05,945
I only had to study
Prophecy Duck for one afternoon
199
00:07:06,022 --> 00:07:07,855
to determine he has
no real powers.
200
00:07:07,932 --> 00:07:10,191
Now we're just hanging out.
He's staying for dinner.
201
00:07:10,267 --> 00:07:12,827
He might be a phony,
but he has a great personality.
202
00:07:12,862 --> 00:07:14,011
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
203
00:07:14,013 --> 00:07:15,270
Shlub: You card, you.
204
00:07:15,364 --> 00:07:17,698
By the way,
oracles are not phony,
205
00:07:17,775 --> 00:07:19,867
and the prophecy
is going to come true.
206
00:07:20,019 --> 00:07:21,368
Tyrannis: I'm not fixating
on the prophecy,
207
00:07:21,521 --> 00:07:23,111
but you have to agree,
it's interesting.
208
00:07:23,131 --> 00:07:25,539
A merchant who calls
himself a king?
209
00:07:25,616 --> 00:07:26,857
Who does that?
210
00:07:26,859 --> 00:07:28,526
Certainly an ambitious man--
that's for sure--
211
00:07:28,528 --> 00:07:30,711
perhaps someone whose ambitions
rival mine.
212
00:07:30,863 --> 00:07:32,379
"Rival." Oh!
213
00:07:32,381 --> 00:07:34,699
Hippocampus: No.
Naughty. Stop it.
214
00:07:34,701 --> 00:07:36,200
Tyrannis: What I should do,
and just as a precaution,
215
00:07:36,219 --> 00:07:38,052
is make friends with the guy.
216
00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:40,980
The prophecy says a rival king
will rise, and I will fall,
217
00:07:41,131 --> 00:07:44,150
so if I make this guy
a friend king, I'm fine.
218
00:07:44,152 --> 00:07:45,710
Hippocampus: I'm telling you,
219
00:07:45,712 --> 00:07:47,712
you got to stop thinking
about the prophecy.
220
00:07:47,714 --> 00:07:49,137
Tyrannis: I'm not thinking about
the prophecy anymore, Hippo.
221
00:07:49,157 --> 00:07:50,806
I'm thinking about the Rug King
222
00:07:50,825 --> 00:07:53,067
and how we're about to become
best friends.
223
00:07:53,143 --> 00:07:55,644
I love friends.
224
00:07:55,663 --> 00:07:57,555
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
225
00:07:57,557 --> 00:07:59,665
Shlub: That's true,
Prophecy Duck.
226
00:07:59,667 --> 00:08:01,242
Ha ha ha!
227
00:08:01,318 --> 00:08:04,837
Stupendous: Oh, big crack ahead,
gotta jump. Uh!
228
00:08:04,947 --> 00:08:07,248
"Jump," I said.
229
00:08:07,324 --> 00:08:09,300
Deliria: Don't push it.
230
00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:13,328
Stupendous: Jerky time.
Want any?
231
00:08:13,406 --> 00:08:15,589
Deliria: Lizard jerky?
No, thank you.
232
00:08:15,742 --> 00:08:17,183
Stupendous: Suit yourself.
233
00:08:17,260 --> 00:08:20,261
So I've been mad
at you recently.
234
00:08:20,413 --> 00:08:22,246
Deliria: Oh, for God's sake.
235
00:08:22,248 --> 00:08:24,673
Stupendous: It started after
the battle against the cows,
236
00:08:24,751 --> 00:08:27,693
the ones who walked
on their hind legs and--
237
00:08:27,770 --> 00:08:29,678
Deliria: And were racist.
Right. I remember now.
238
00:08:29,756 --> 00:08:32,365
Stupendous: It was a tough fight
against the cow army,
239
00:08:32,441 --> 00:08:35,926
but when the time came to fight
their extremely hateful leader
240
00:08:35,928 --> 00:08:38,429
Cowus Maximus, I noticed she--
241
00:08:38,431 --> 00:08:41,115
yes, female cows
can be racist, too--
242
00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:42,858
barely fought back.
243
00:08:42,935 --> 00:08:44,377
She was extremely weak.
244
00:08:44,528 --> 00:08:46,120
The whites of her eyes
had gone green,
245
00:08:46,196 --> 00:08:48,214
and she was frothing
at the snout.
246
00:08:48,216 --> 00:08:51,092
I had a hunch you did something
to weaken her
247
00:08:51,168 --> 00:08:53,035
because you didn't
have faith in me.
248
00:08:53,112 --> 00:08:54,554
Deliria: Oh, please.
249
00:08:54,556 --> 00:08:56,614
Stupendous: Then the other day,
I was rummaging
250
00:08:56,616 --> 00:08:58,282
through the dungeon trying
to find an old war hammer,
251
00:08:58,284 --> 00:08:59,875
and that's when I found
a vial of cow poison
252
00:08:59,969 --> 00:09:01,376
hidden away in there.
253
00:09:01,378 --> 00:09:03,287
Deliria: Oh, my God!
I'm bored of this blather.
254
00:09:03,289 --> 00:09:05,306
Is it any wonder I haven't
wanted to indulge in this?
255
00:09:05,382 --> 00:09:08,550
It's the most tiresome thing
we could possibly talk about.
256
00:09:08,552 --> 00:09:10,978
I'm off.
257
00:09:10,980 --> 00:09:12,129
Stupendous: Mom--
258
00:09:12,131 --> 00:09:14,222
[Creatures shriek]
259
00:09:14,224 --> 00:09:17,243
Deliria: Stupendous, didn't
you say this cave was empty?
260
00:09:17,394 --> 00:09:19,561
Shelly: Hey, Rug King,
we just wanted to say,
261
00:09:19,639 --> 00:09:21,806
we bought a rug from you
a few months back.
262
00:09:21,808 --> 00:09:24,325
Rug King: Yes. I remember--
the high-pile beige rug
263
00:09:24,401 --> 00:09:25,734
for the baby's room.
264
00:09:25,812 --> 00:09:26,977
Brutus: Great memory.
265
00:09:26,979 --> 00:09:28,646
Well, our baby was trampled
266
00:09:28,648 --> 00:09:30,314
by those feral goats
that used to live in town.
267
00:09:30,316 --> 00:09:31,757
Rug King: So sorry to hear that.
268
00:09:31,834 --> 00:09:33,408
Shelly: But your rug
was so plush,
269
00:09:33,486 --> 00:09:35,653
she might actually be OK
eventually, it seems like,
270
00:09:35,655 --> 00:09:37,430
and it's held up well
since then, too.
271
00:09:37,506 --> 00:09:39,098
Brutus; So we just wanted
to say thank you.
272
00:09:39,175 --> 00:09:41,083
Take care, King.
273
00:09:41,160 --> 00:09:43,102
Tyrannis: "Take care, King."
No one's ever said that to me.
274
00:09:43,253 --> 00:09:45,605
Oh, remember,
we're on a friend mission.
275
00:09:45,607 --> 00:09:48,682
Become his friend.
But how to befriend a stranger?
276
00:09:48,759 --> 00:09:51,093
Hmm, Shlub is good at this.
What would Shlub do?
277
00:09:51,170 --> 00:09:54,096
[Deep voice]
Why, it's the Rug King. Hello.
278
00:09:54,098 --> 00:09:56,190
Rug King: Oh, hello,
King Tyrannis.
279
00:09:56,266 --> 00:09:58,175
Tyrannis: How wonderful
to see you again.
280
00:09:58,194 --> 00:09:59,677
It's your lucky day.
281
00:09:59,679 --> 00:10:03,271
You're joining me for drinks
at the tavern.
282
00:10:03,349 --> 00:10:05,625
Kevin: Special for you,
Rug King.
283
00:10:05,627 --> 00:10:08,352
This one's completely
urine-free.
284
00:10:08,354 --> 00:10:09,520
[Snap]
285
00:10:09,522 --> 00:10:11,188
Tyrannis: You go out much?
286
00:10:11,190 --> 00:10:14,024
I bet you're a man
about town, a jaunty fellow.
287
00:10:14,026 --> 00:10:16,210
Rug King: Well, no.
288
00:10:16,286 --> 00:10:19,305
If I'm being honest,
social stuff makes me nervous.
289
00:10:19,382 --> 00:10:21,790
You know, I love to talk rugs,
but, well, this is my first time
290
00:10:21,868 --> 00:10:23,534
hanging out away from the shop
in a long time.
291
00:10:23,552 --> 00:10:25,645
[Normal voice] No way.
You're so beloved.
292
00:10:25,647 --> 00:10:28,055
Rug King: That's sweet,
but, no, I'm--I'm a shy guy.
293
00:10:28,057 --> 00:10:30,224
I get overwhelmed by
all the people here sometimes.
294
00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:32,710
Sometimes I think
about quitting the biz
295
00:10:32,712 --> 00:10:34,636
and moving far away
to become a farmer.
296
00:10:34,656 --> 00:10:36,881
Tyrannis: No. You shouldn't.
297
00:10:36,883 --> 00:10:38,473
Rug King: Thanks, King Ty.
298
00:10:38,493 --> 00:10:40,308
It feels good to be open
about my anxieties.
299
00:10:40,386 --> 00:10:42,811
Well, I better
get back to the shop.
300
00:10:42,889 --> 00:10:45,406
I've got rugs to sell.
See you later, bud.
301
00:10:45,558 --> 00:10:47,741
Tyrannis: This changes
everything.
302
00:10:47,818 --> 00:10:50,152
Kevin: Sorry. I accidentally
gave you the wrong mug.
303
00:10:50,229 --> 00:10:52,505
That mug was 100% urine.
304
00:10:52,581 --> 00:10:53,989
Tyrannis: Why?
305
00:10:53,991 --> 00:10:56,217
Kevin: I don't have time
to explain.
306
00:10:58,587 --> 00:10:59,995
[Sizzling]
307
00:10:59,997 --> 00:11:01,739
Tyrannis: Great news, everyone.
308
00:11:01,757 --> 00:11:04,666
I identified the Rug King's
main weakness--social anxiety.
309
00:11:04,744 --> 00:11:06,376
Hippocampus: I thought you were
gonna become friends with him,
310
00:11:06,378 --> 00:11:08,245
not identify
his weaknesses.
311
00:11:08,247 --> 00:11:10,189
Tyrannis: No. Yeah. Sure.
I mean, I didn't mean weakness.
312
00:11:10,266 --> 00:11:12,674
I meant we're friends now, and
because of that, the Rug King
313
00:11:12,752 --> 00:11:15,361
happened to reveal a solution
to our prophecy problem.
314
00:11:15,438 --> 00:11:18,422
Long story short,
we're throwing him a gala.
315
00:11:18,424 --> 00:11:21,534
Shlub: A gala?
I'll put on my bowtie.
316
00:11:21,610 --> 00:11:23,427
Hippocampus: This sounds
like a lot of work
317
00:11:23,429 --> 00:11:24,428
when you could be doing
what I would do
318
00:11:24,430 --> 00:11:26,205
in your situation--nothing.
319
00:11:26,282 --> 00:11:28,207
Tyrannis: Then I wouldn't be
creating an opportunity
320
00:11:28,209 --> 00:11:30,984
to overwhelm him
so he leaves the city,
321
00:11:30,986 --> 00:11:32,786
which sounds bad,
but it's a perfect plan,
322
00:11:32,863 --> 00:11:34,029
and it's best for both of us.
323
00:11:34,048 --> 00:11:35,289
Don't judge me.
324
00:11:35,365 --> 00:11:37,032
Other kings have done way worse
325
00:11:37,109 --> 00:11:38,459
than a last-minute gala
for a carpet merchant.
326
00:11:38,535 --> 00:11:40,219
Hippocampus: You know,
I might be a skeptic
327
00:11:40,370 --> 00:11:42,054
about the whole oracle thing,
but at this point,
328
00:11:42,131 --> 00:11:44,448
I'm just gonna let him
keep following this path.
329
00:11:44,467 --> 00:11:46,058
Shlub: I'm glad
you've come around.
330
00:11:46,060 --> 00:11:47,393
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack.
331
00:11:47,620 --> 00:11:49,044
Shlub: You're right,
Prophecy Duck.
332
00:11:49,121 --> 00:11:53,048
Let's all wear bowties
to the gala.
333
00:11:54,218 --> 00:11:56,460
Stupendous: If we move quietly
and work together,
334
00:11:56,462 --> 00:11:58,979
we can avoid whatever creatures
made those shrieks.
335
00:11:59,131 --> 00:12:01,282
Deliria: Gods shouldn't
have to tiptoe.
336
00:12:02,985 --> 00:12:04,802
Stupendous: Huh! Uh!
337
00:12:04,804 --> 00:12:06,579
Mom, where are you?
338
00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:08,155
Deliria: Up here,
but if you're behind me,
339
00:12:08,157 --> 00:12:10,750
whose foot did I just step on?
340
00:12:12,645 --> 00:12:14,628
Creature: [Shrieks]
341
00:12:15,648 --> 00:12:18,315
[Shrieks]
342
00:12:18,317 --> 00:12:20,926
Deliria: Interesting.
343
00:12:20,928 --> 00:12:24,096
Maybe they're friendly.
344
00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:27,508
Well, I appreciate the honesty.
345
00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:30,511
Stupendous: Run! Stick with me.
The exit's closed.
346
00:12:30,587 --> 00:12:32,087
Deliria: Are you going
to kill them or not?
347
00:12:32,164 --> 00:12:33,588
Do you need me
to weaken them first?
348
00:12:33,608 --> 00:12:35,608
I would assume
I'm not allowed to help.
349
00:12:35,684 --> 00:12:38,852
Stupendous: Oh, now you
want to talk about it?
350
00:12:39,005 --> 00:12:40,354
Shlub: Have you seen these?
351
00:12:40,430 --> 00:12:42,782
Little flatbread rugs
with fringe.
352
00:12:42,858 --> 00:12:44,358
Tyrannis: Look at him
over there,
353
00:12:44,434 --> 00:12:46,176
sweating in the corner,
talking to no one,
354
00:12:46,178 --> 00:12:49,455
and it's not mean
because living on a quiet farm,
355
00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:53,517
so much better for him,
my friend the rug farmer,
356
00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:55,185
Farmer King, just a farmer.
357
00:12:55,187 --> 00:12:57,521
Shlub: And these experimental
rugs he brought,
358
00:12:57,523 --> 00:12:59,281
this one's an optical illusion.
359
00:12:59,283 --> 00:13:02,117
It's shocking.
The man is so creative.
360
00:13:02,119 --> 00:13:03,527
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
361
00:13:03,529 --> 00:13:06,121
Tyrannis: Time to rip off
the poultice.
362
00:13:06,198 --> 00:13:07,865
[Tap tap]
363
00:13:07,867 --> 00:13:10,458
Hear, hear. We're gathered here
today to celebrate--
364
00:13:10,478 --> 00:13:14,705
Uh, excuse me. Hello?
Why are you doing that here?
365
00:13:14,707 --> 00:13:17,149
This gala is to celebrate
the accomplishments and career
366
00:13:17,226 --> 00:13:19,134
of a man we've all come to love.
367
00:13:19,153 --> 00:13:20,878
We know that
I'm the king, of course,
368
00:13:20,880 --> 00:13:23,213
but this Rug King
has somehow stolen
369
00:13:23,232 --> 00:13:25,324
the hearts and minds
of the people of Krapopolis.
370
00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:28,143
He might seem shy,
but he practically begged me
371
00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:30,162
to let him come up here
and give a speech
372
00:13:30,314 --> 00:13:31,330
to all of you right now.
373
00:13:31,332 --> 00:13:32,832
Isn't that right, Rug King?
374
00:13:32,983 --> 00:13:34,741
Rug King: Hmm? Uh...
375
00:13:34,894 --> 00:13:37,336
Oh, gosh, uh, public speaking
is my worst fear.
376
00:13:37,487 --> 00:13:39,487
Tyrannis: What?
That's a silly fear.
377
00:13:39,565 --> 00:13:41,732
Becoming overthrown,
now, that's a fear.
378
00:13:41,734 --> 00:13:43,342
Come on. Speech!
379
00:13:43,419 --> 00:13:47,012
Crowd: Speech, speech, speech,
speech, speech, speech!
380
00:13:47,014 --> 00:13:50,908
Rug King: Sorry. I'm nervous.
I've never made a speech before.
381
00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:52,576
Tyrannis: Oy, the guy's a goner.
382
00:13:52,578 --> 00:13:55,095
I feel a little bad,
but, again, it's for the best.
383
00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:57,005
Rug King: I've never
made a speech,
384
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,916
but I have made a rug,
385
00:13:58,918 --> 00:14:01,919
and a community can be
kind of like making a rug.
386
00:14:01,921 --> 00:14:05,197
A rug is made up of individual
threads brought together
387
00:14:05,199 --> 00:14:07,366
by a series
of techniques and tools.
388
00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,776
I like to think the sweet,
kind people of Krapopolis
389
00:14:09,853 --> 00:14:11,762
are those threads.
390
00:14:11,764 --> 00:14:14,022
The techniques, well,
those are our love of community,
391
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:16,116
the tools the feeling you get
392
00:14:16,193 --> 00:14:18,118
when you give someone a hug
who needs one.
393
00:14:18,195 --> 00:14:20,028
Scott: I've never
thought of it that way.
394
00:14:20,106 --> 00:14:22,047
Rug King: The city itself, well,
that's the completed rug.
395
00:14:22,049 --> 00:14:23,531
When one thread pulls loose,
396
00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:25,050
the whole thing starts
to unravel,
397
00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:27,052
and that is what makes
Krapopolis so wonderful.
398
00:14:27,054 --> 00:14:30,538
All the threads
protect each other...
399
00:14:30,616 --> 00:14:32,966
Tyrannis: That's not even true.
Everyone hates each other.
400
00:14:32,968 --> 00:14:34,618
Rug King: and I'm
not one to curse,
401
00:14:34,637 --> 00:14:38,063
but--doggone it--this city
is worth fighting for.
402
00:14:38,215 --> 00:14:41,383
Scott: Wow. He's displaying
natural leadership skills.
403
00:14:41,385 --> 00:14:44,294
Joshua: He'd never ask me to,
but I'd die for him.
404
00:14:44,296 --> 00:14:46,130
Hell, I'd even
kill myself for him.
405
00:14:46,132 --> 00:14:48,632
Scott: Do you want someone
to ask if you're OK?
406
00:14:48,634 --> 00:14:52,060
Joshua: I do. That's the power
of the Rug King.
407
00:14:52,079 --> 00:14:55,139
Crowd: Rug King!
Rug King! Rug King!
408
00:14:55,141 --> 00:14:56,657
Tyrannis: No.
This is all going wrong.
409
00:14:56,659 --> 00:14:58,308
How could this be happening?
410
00:14:58,310 --> 00:15:00,902
Shlub, voice-over:
When the black cat prances by,
411
00:15:00,980 --> 00:15:03,238
the moon hangs high in the sky,
412
00:15:03,315 --> 00:15:05,907
and a pig's vomit is nigh...
413
00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:09,153
Tyrannis: Phew.
It's supposed to be a pig.
414
00:15:09,155 --> 00:15:11,004
Shlub, voice-over:
you shall fall.
415
00:15:11,006 --> 00:15:12,514
Tyrannis: No!
416
00:15:15,085 --> 00:15:17,752
Joshua: Rug King...
Rug King... Rug King...
417
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,772
Scott: My friend
keeps repeating, "Rug King,"
418
00:15:19,774 --> 00:15:21,999
for no reason.
419
00:15:22,017 --> 00:15:23,167
Tyrannis: You think
you're the king?
420
00:15:23,185 --> 00:15:25,335
I'm the only king in town--
me, King Ty.
421
00:15:25,337 --> 00:15:28,172
Rug King? That's lunacy.
You want to be king?
422
00:15:28,174 --> 00:15:29,856
You really think
you can handle it?
423
00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:31,433
You can't handle the heat.
424
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:34,436
Rug King: Uh, Ty, are you OK?
425
00:15:34,513 --> 00:15:36,847
Tyrannis: Am I OK?
How insulting.
426
00:15:36,849 --> 00:15:38,365
Guards, it's time.
427
00:15:38,442 --> 00:15:40,275
Lock the king
in the tower right now,
428
00:15:40,294 --> 00:15:42,869
and no matter what anyone says,
whoever's saying it,
429
00:15:42,871 --> 00:15:44,871
and no matter how reasonable
it might sound,
430
00:15:44,948 --> 00:15:48,208
don't let him out.
431
00:15:48,285 --> 00:15:49,876
Crowd: Rug King! Rug King!
432
00:15:49,878 --> 00:15:51,862
Tyrannis: OK. I probably
should have been more specific
433
00:15:51,880 --> 00:15:54,548
with my words, or perhaps less,
but this is a big mistake.
434
00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:56,033
Please, Prophecy Duck.
435
00:15:56,051 --> 00:15:57,810
I did everything possible
to stop your prophecy.
436
00:15:57,886 --> 00:15:58,960
I want a new one.
437
00:15:59,038 --> 00:16:00,628
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
438
00:16:00,648 --> 00:16:02,130
Shlub: He said no.
439
00:16:02,208 --> 00:16:03,965
Well, let's head
back to the gala.
440
00:16:04,043 --> 00:16:05,633
Prophecy Duck's friend
Party Duck
441
00:16:05,711 --> 00:16:09,137
was about to teach us
how to do a sloppy keg stand.
442
00:16:09,215 --> 00:16:11,231
Tyrannis: There's a duck
for everything now.
443
00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:12,716
Hippocampus: Bigot!
444
00:16:12,735 --> 00:16:13,993
Shlub: Do we go back up there
and hit him?
445
00:16:14,144 --> 00:16:15,719
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
446
00:16:15,738 --> 00:16:17,387
Shlub: You're more mature
than I, Prophecy Duck.
447
00:16:17,389 --> 00:16:19,331
You're right.
We're better than that.
448
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,166
Tyrannis: Yecch.
Shut up already.
449
00:16:21,243 --> 00:16:22,650
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack quack.
450
00:16:22,652 --> 00:16:24,503
Hippocampus: OK.
That's it. Let's hit him.
451
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:25,504
[Footsteps]
452
00:16:25,581 --> 00:16:26,897
Tyrannis: [Whimpers]
453
00:16:26,899 --> 00:16:28,507
Stupendous: Huh huh huh...huh!
454
00:16:28,658 --> 00:16:30,825
Deliria: You want me to say I
poisoned the racist cow general?
455
00:16:30,903 --> 00:16:32,660
Stupendous: I want you
to say why.
456
00:16:32,662 --> 00:16:34,847
Deliria: I am sick of having
to watch your battles
457
00:16:34,923 --> 00:16:36,164
from the sidelines.
458
00:16:36,183 --> 00:16:37,999
You never let me
offer any input.
459
00:16:38,019 --> 00:16:39,910
It's like you don't trust me.
460
00:16:39,912 --> 00:16:42,187
Stupendous: Whoa, whoa. I trust
you, but war is my thing.
461
00:16:42,264 --> 00:16:44,431
You can't just sneak in
and poison the battle cattle.
462
00:16:44,583 --> 00:16:47,509
It almost feels
like you don't trust me.
463
00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:50,270
Deliria: Whoa. Ultimately,
I'm the victim here,
464
00:16:50,347 --> 00:16:53,198
the amount of racial invective
I had to listen to.
465
00:16:53,275 --> 00:16:55,275
You wouldn't believe
what those cows were saying
466
00:16:55,352 --> 00:16:57,018
about the Macedonians,
467
00:16:57,096 --> 00:17:00,021
not entirely off base,
I'll grant them that.
468
00:17:00,041 --> 00:17:02,249
[Creatures shrieking]
469
00:17:04,045 --> 00:17:06,027
Stupendous:
The bridge. What do we do?
470
00:17:06,105 --> 00:17:08,605
Deliria: Ugh, follow my lead.
471
00:17:08,607 --> 00:17:10,607
Huh! Uh!
472
00:17:10,626 --> 00:17:12,051
Stupendous: Aww.
473
00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:14,278
Deliria: Yes, yes.
I'm playing along now.
474
00:17:14,280 --> 00:17:18,965
Stupendous: Oh. I was awwing
the monkey, but aww.
475
00:17:19,042 --> 00:17:21,802
Huh! Huh! Uh!
476
00:17:21,878 --> 00:17:23,970
Deliria: Huh! Uh!
477
00:17:24,123 --> 00:17:26,290
Stupendous: Look at us,
working together.
478
00:17:26,292 --> 00:17:28,491
Deliria: Oh, shut up.
Is that the exit up ahead?
479
00:17:28,493 --> 00:17:31,144
Stupendous: Huh! Uh!
Wow. We made it.
480
00:17:31,297 --> 00:17:33,238
Deliria: I assume you hate me
481
00:17:33,315 --> 00:17:35,315
after the whole cow thing,
though.
482
00:17:35,392 --> 00:17:37,467
Is at the end
of our relationship?
483
00:17:37,469 --> 00:17:39,653
Stupendous: What? No.
I feel amazing.
484
00:17:39,655 --> 00:17:41,638
Deliria: You do? Why?
485
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,323
Stupendous: I'm still mad.
You shouldn't do what you did.
486
00:17:43,325 --> 00:17:45,751
It makes battle unfair,
but I thought you poisoned her
487
00:17:45,828 --> 00:17:47,828
because you didn't think
I could beat the cows,
488
00:17:47,830 --> 00:17:49,663
and now I know
it's because you wanted
489
00:17:49,739 --> 00:17:51,906
to get in on the fun
and feel listened to.
490
00:17:51,926 --> 00:17:53,650
Deliria: I mean, I guess.
491
00:17:53,652 --> 00:17:55,094
Stupendous: Thanks, Mom.
492
00:17:55,245 --> 00:17:58,004
Deliria: Wow, so it was
that easy the whole time?
493
00:17:58,081 --> 00:18:00,766
That's all I needed to do,
say some words?
494
00:18:00,843 --> 00:18:02,267
Stupendous: Yep.
495
00:18:02,419 --> 00:18:03,769
I'm kind of glad
we went down there, though.
496
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:06,496
We finally talked, and we
had an amazing adventure.
497
00:18:06,498 --> 00:18:08,832
Deliria: Well, I was about
to seal off this entrance,
498
00:18:08,925 --> 00:18:12,111
but now I vow to protect the
cave and its little monsters.
499
00:18:12,262 --> 00:18:15,005
We can come here whenever
you need to talk at me--
500
00:18:15,007 --> 00:18:16,448
I mean, to me.
501
00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:19,076
Stupendous: Thanks, Mom.
Let's go home.
502
00:18:20,788 --> 00:18:22,863
Deliria: Not now, wendigos.
503
00:18:23,015 --> 00:18:25,273
Wendigo: [Whimpers]
504
00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:27,108
Tyrannis:
This is where I belong.
505
00:18:27,110 --> 00:18:29,019
Prophecy Duck's oracle
prediction came true,
506
00:18:29,021 --> 00:18:30,129
and it should have.
507
00:18:30,131 --> 00:18:31,463
I don't deserve to be king.
508
00:18:31,465 --> 00:18:33,023
Guard: Sir, what
are those tallies?
509
00:18:33,025 --> 00:18:34,708
It's barely been a day.
510
00:18:34,784 --> 00:18:35,801
Tyrannis: Tallies?
511
00:18:35,878 --> 00:18:37,861
Guard: You have a visitor.
512
00:18:37,863 --> 00:18:39,379
Rug King: Hi, King.
513
00:18:39,456 --> 00:18:41,214
Tyrannis: Don't look at me!
Stop looking at me.
514
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,957
Rug King: How's it going
up here?
515
00:18:43,035 --> 00:18:45,051
Tyrannis: Oh, why are you
so nice after what I did?
516
00:18:45,053 --> 00:18:46,461
Well, you overthrew me.
517
00:18:46,538 --> 00:18:48,296
I'm overthrown,
and I deserve it.
518
00:18:48,374 --> 00:18:50,540
I deserved to drink urine.
519
00:18:50,542 --> 00:18:51,966
Rug King: Huh?
520
00:18:51,986 --> 00:18:52,967
Tyrannis: Here.
You can even have my crown.
521
00:18:52,987 --> 00:18:54,044
Take it, Rug King.
522
00:18:54,046 --> 00:18:57,138
[Crown bounces away]
523
00:18:57,216 --> 00:18:59,474
You can get it on the way out.
524
00:18:59,493 --> 00:19:01,326
Rug King: Sir, I don't know
what you think is happening,
525
00:19:01,403 --> 00:19:03,720
but I don't want
to overthrow you.
526
00:19:03,722 --> 00:19:05,238
I don't want to be king.
527
00:19:05,315 --> 00:19:07,240
Rug King was just a nickname,
a marketing trick,
528
00:19:07,317 --> 00:19:09,059
plus we're friends.
529
00:19:09,061 --> 00:19:10,502
Tyrannis: But the prophecy.
530
00:19:10,695 --> 00:19:12,171
Tyrannis: I wasn't prepared
for that big gala,
531
00:19:12,247 --> 00:19:13,897
but it finally
helped me overcome
532
00:19:13,899 --> 00:19:15,899
my fear of public speaking.
533
00:19:15,901 --> 00:19:17,901
I was always so scared of it,
and you stepped up as a friend
534
00:19:17,903 --> 00:19:19,678
and helped me realize
I can do it.
535
00:19:19,755 --> 00:19:21,254
I don't have to be
afraid of other people...
536
00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:23,998
Tyrannis: Wow.
That's actually beautiful.
537
00:19:24,018 --> 00:19:25,350
Rug King: so now
I have no reason
538
00:19:25,427 --> 00:19:27,577
to ever stop being
a rug salesman.
539
00:19:27,579 --> 00:19:29,671
I don't want to run away
and become a farmer anymore.
540
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:33,841
I love my life in Krapopolis,
so thank you.
541
00:19:33,919 --> 00:19:36,177
You're a good king
with a good heart
542
00:19:36,255 --> 00:19:37,863
who pulled me up
when I was at my lowest,
543
00:19:38,014 --> 00:19:40,440
so I'm gonna do
the same for you--free you.
544
00:19:40,592 --> 00:19:42,108
Tyrannis: Really?
545
00:19:42,185 --> 00:19:43,109
Rug King: Not sure I have
the jurisdiction to free you
546
00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:44,519
since you're the king
547
00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:45,929
and actually locked
yourself in here.
548
00:19:45,948 --> 00:19:47,597
It's kind of a riddle almost.
549
00:19:47,599 --> 00:19:48,932
No one knows what to do,
but everyone seems to like me,
550
00:19:48,934 --> 00:19:49,933
so I think they'll let me do it.
551
00:19:49,935 --> 00:19:51,526
Tyrannis: Wow.
552
00:19:51,528 --> 00:19:53,437
To think all this happened
because of a prophecy.
553
00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:56,548
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
Quack quack quack quack quack.
554
00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:57,607
Tyrannis: Right.
555
00:19:57,609 --> 00:19:57,624
Person: Bento.
[Cheering]
556
00:19:58,777 --> 00:19:59,459
He wasn't the king
who overthrew me. I was.
557
00:19:59,836 --> 00:20:02,054
I tricked myself
into a paranoid frenzy
558
00:20:02,130 --> 00:20:03,871
and then locked myself
in the tower.
559
00:20:03,891 --> 00:20:06,225
I don't even know if it was
Hippo or Shlub who was right,
560
00:20:06,301 --> 00:20:09,619
but either way, wow,
learning moment.
561
00:20:09,621 --> 00:20:11,638
Agh! Ooh! Uh! Ow!
562
00:20:11,715 --> 00:20:15,150
Ooh! Oh! Uh! Ow! Uh! Ooh! Oww!
563
00:20:17,463 --> 00:20:20,221
Shlub: That is so true
about women. Ha ha ha!
564
00:20:20,223 --> 00:20:21,556
Hippocampus: Ha ha ha!
565
00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:24,651
It's got all the fun
of something super offensive,
566
00:20:24,653 --> 00:20:28,080
and yet I wouldn't mind being
quoted saying it in any context.
567
00:20:28,082 --> 00:20:29,990
You're really something,
Prophecy Duck.
568
00:20:29,992 --> 00:20:30,974
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
569
00:20:31,252 --> 00:20:33,159
Tyrannis: Well, I certainly
learned my lesson.
570
00:20:33,161 --> 00:20:35,328
Prophecy Duck,
I owe you an apology.
571
00:20:35,330 --> 00:20:37,905
I tried to outsmart
your oracle prediction,
572
00:20:37,907 --> 00:20:40,759
but in the end, I'm the one
who made it all come true,
573
00:20:40,761 --> 00:20:43,136
so basically, props.
574
00:20:44,265 --> 00:20:45,430
Prophecy Duck: Quack.
575
00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,599
Shlub: Wow.
Prophecy Duck just predicted
576
00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:49,843
that some thousands
of years from now,
577
00:20:49,845 --> 00:20:52,253
your descendants
will be able to purchase
578
00:20:52,255 --> 00:20:55,849
a Prophecy Duck stuffed animal
from a fox, no less.
579
00:20:56,259 --> 00:20:58,001
That is if I'm
understanding correctly.
580
00:20:58,003 --> 00:20:59,336
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack.
581
00:20:59,354 --> 00:21:00,854
Shlub: He said
if they don't buy many
582
00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:03,006
such Prophecy Duck
stuffed animals,
583
00:21:03,008 --> 00:21:04,616
then they too shall fall.
584
00:21:04,693 --> 00:21:06,785
Tyrannis: Fall like
down the stairs, I suppose.
585
00:21:06,862 --> 00:21:09,029
Prophecy Duck:
Quack quack quack quack.
586
00:21:09,123 --> 00:21:10,530
Shlub: I'm afraid not.
587
00:21:10,532 --> 00:21:12,791
Civilization
itself shall crumble.
588
00:21:12,942 --> 00:21:14,609
All that is valued
shall be lost.
589
00:21:14,853 --> 00:21:18,946
The seas shall boil,
and the earth shall split.
590
00:21:19,207 --> 00:21:20,857
Hippocampus: Thousands of years
from now, he said?
591
00:21:21,117 --> 00:21:21,967
Shlub: That's right.
592
00:21:22,044 --> 00:21:23,376
Tyrannis: All right. Phew.
593
00:21:23,453 --> 00:21:24,636
Not really our problem,
then, is it?
594
00:21:24,972 --> 00:21:26,196
Shlub: Don't see
how it would be.
595
00:21:26,381 --> 00:21:27,622
To Prophecy Duck.
596
00:21:27,624 --> 00:21:29,366
Tyrannis and Hippocampus:
To Prophecy Duck.
597
00:21:29,626 --> 00:21:31,518
Dan Harmon:
Did you get any of that?
598
00:21:33,647 --> 00:21:35,314
Voice: Bento.
43459
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
German
Greek
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish (Latin American)
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof