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I've got a bad feeling about this.
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KEVIN: Relax, just keep driving.
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- KEVIN: How do I look?
- JORDAN: Yeah, okay, oh.
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You kind of look like the love child
of Fidel Castro and James Harden.
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- Kevin, listen--
- Don't call me Kevin right now.
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Seriously, like, not right now.
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I want to get into character,
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and I need to approach this properly.
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I want to... my name is...
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Ooh, please let it be Roger Richards.
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You're... You're interrupting my process
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and how I approach the craft.
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So, can you please sit back?
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Thank you.
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I'm going to go by Lionel Pendergrass.
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- Oh.
- Why?
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How you doing?
I'm Lionel Pendergrass,
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and I work for the LA County
Department of Forensics.
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Listen to me.
I have spent the past two years
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infiltrating people's homes,
businesses, secured locations.
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I mean,
I treat each job like it's a mission.
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I study schematics,
I research onsite personnel.
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You can't just bumble into a crime scene
where you're wanted for murder
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and just steal the evidence
trying to prove that you are the murderer.
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It's dangerous.
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You don't think I can do it?
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That's the problem,
because nobody does.
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And maybe this is how I show them I can.
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Let me tell you what I do know.
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You can't just go bumble
into somebody's home
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where you're the murder suspect
and just take what you want.
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I've been studying this all my life...
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- All right, you know what?
- I just said that.
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Why don't you just go and do
the thing that you're gonna do?
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- Please?
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm about to fuck shit up.
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Need any help with that?
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- No, I don't.
- Okay.
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- Let me just...
- Lionel Pendergrass
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can put a glove on.
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- Is it stuck?
- No, I think it's a left hand.
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- It's a left hand.
- Okay.
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I'll be back.
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There's no way
this shit's gonna work, right?
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- KEVIN: No!
- Oh, and he just fell.
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Oh, hey, hey.
What's your name?
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You.
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Lionel Pendergrass.
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LA County Department of Forensics.
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- Where's your badge?
- I don't carry one.
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I don't want to contaminate the place.
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Is that forensics?
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Huh? Let's go.
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Yeah, all right, well,
I'll catch up with you some other time.
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Maybe get some coffee or something.
Talk about your mother.
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All right, my man.
Brother, right on.
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[both clearing throat]
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Somebody called for forensics?
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Yeah, two hours ago.
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Two hours too long.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Where the hell have you been, huh?
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Huh?
Hmm?
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- Come on.
- [clears throat]
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Sorry, sir, I just...
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- I'll go secure the perimeter.
- Uh-huh.
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A lot of fire in that one, huh?
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Yeah.
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So, what's the deal?
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I tell you what the deal is.
The deal is I had a goddamn butt-fuck.
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Explain that a little further for me.
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Quadruple homicide.
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- Yeah.
- Shit, four people.
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You're goddamn right it's four people.
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That's why I said quadruple.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Blood, guts everywhere.
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Look like a goddamn piñata
spilled all over the place.
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- Huh.
- It was a shit show.
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What'd you say your...
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what'd you say your name was again?
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I'll tell you exactly what--
who the fuck is that?
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Hey, dickhead.
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Get your goddamn hands off the shit.
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DNA all over the place.
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I've been telling these assholes all day.
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Why is he taking so long?
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Can I ask you something?
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Yeah, sure.
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It's probably better
if I come up here-- ooh, okay.
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- Okay.
- Just come up here for it, feels easier.
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Okay, so...
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someone like me has
to literally get hit by a car
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to book a role in a big movie,
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and then Kevin's out here, like,
Lionel Pendergrass-ing himself for people
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to take him seriously as an actor,
but, like, what about you?
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What about me?
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Jordan, I have seen
every role you've ever done,
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and you outshine
your co-stars every single time.
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[scoffs]
That's not true.
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The fuck it's not.
Literally, you're Jordan King.
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Like, you don't need to be doing
any drastic stunt to win an Oscar.
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Like, you already have the skill.
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What, you think that's not true?
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I think...
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sometimes in Hollywood,
skill isn't enough.
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This town will make up
its own opinion about you
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and put you in a box.
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I don't want to get stuck in a box.
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Then don't let them put you in one.
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If I could go back
and start my career over again,
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I'd stand up for myself more.
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You won't stop having to,
by the way...
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and take...
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take the roles that you want
and not what your agent wants.
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- Okay?
- Okay.
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Thank you.
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You know, when you meet your heroes,
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you want them to be, like...
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it's just...
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I just think you're really cool.
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Do we have any molly in here?
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Well, I got some bad news.
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And by bad, I mean not good.
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This whole place has been contaminated.
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Yeah, you're telling me.
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You okay there, Lionel?
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Yeah, no, no,
I'm... I'm good, I'm good.
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So, uh, who...
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who did the fingerprints on this?
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I'd like to...
I'd like to check their work.
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The tech's that way.
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Always the tech.
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Pardon me.
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- Is this what you asked for?
- No, it's not.
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Go back.
Swap it out.
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Shit, what the fuck did they put
in this goddamn beard?
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Poison ivy and shit.
Itching your face off.
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[knocking on door]
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Lionel, you in there?
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Yeah...
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[gravelly]
...yeah.
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I...
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I had some fish tacos.
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Tore my damn stomach up, so...
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I got quite the situation going on.
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You go ahead.
Don't wait on me. Go ahead.
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Are you telling me you're using
the restroom at a crime scene?
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No, I... I'm using my shit bucket.
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I brought a shit bucket.
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Did you just say shit bucket?
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[laughing]
That was a joke.
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That was a joke.
It was a little...
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Department of Forensics joke!
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Not funny.
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Um, have you seen my evidence cart?
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Get your ass up in here.
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Get out of my ass!
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- [clatter]
- [cat yowling]
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Lionel, time to open the door.
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That's an order.
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Shit... shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
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Come on, shit, shit...
no, no, no, fuck!
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Hey, Jordan,
what do you think stars are made of?
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[insects chirping]
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[sniffs]
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- Pearl.
- Mm-hmm?
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- Did you just smell me?
- No-- what?
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KEVIN: So stupid!
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[knocking on door]
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- Shit.
- Lionel!
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- Oh...
- I'm coming in.
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Hey, watch your step.
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- Watch your step.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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God damn it.
Boy, I am inspecting this place
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to see if there was any type
of strange forensic activity in here.
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So you didn't use the restroom?
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I did. I bagged that.
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Cause I'm not picking up
on any fecal scent at all.
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Well, maybe that's because I'm healthy.
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I eat right.
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Now, let me tell you what I've gathered.
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First of all, we dealing with a white man.
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A big white man.
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Mm-hmm, 6'4", 6'5",
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300, 350.
Red curly hair.
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I know that because
of what I've been able to gather.
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Now, our killer came in here
with a disguise on.
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Had a beard, big beard.
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Took that beard off,
threw it in the commode,
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obviously took it off,
tried to flush it there.
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- You understand? You follow?
- That doesn't really match
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- the suspect...
- Hey, hey, hey!
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I got a job to do,
I don't come here to debate!
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- Okay.
- Now, I gotta finish my job.
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I gotta get down there,
take those video tapes,
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compile all that evidence
I got into one.
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That's my job.
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Now, I don't appreciate you
talking to me like
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I don't know how to do my job.
And I don't appreciate you staring at me.
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Okay? God damn it.
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And you're contaminating everything.
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Aah!
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I'mma step on out of here.
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Bag and tag it, boys.
Bag and tag.
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Bag and tag.
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[birds chirping]
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Oh, fuck!
Kevin, what the fuck?
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- Jesus!
- A simple "thank you" would suffice.
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- Oh, God.
- Holy shit, you did it, Kevin.
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It wasn't me.
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It was Lionel Pendergrass.
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Yeah, I went deep
on some method-acting-type shit.
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- Y'all wouldn't know nothing about that.
- Why are you so wet?
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It's toilet water.
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- Come on, let's get out of here.
- Guys.
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Who the fuck is that?
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Guess you're a shitty actor after all.
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Pearl, that is not helpful.
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