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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Get 30% OFF for VIP membership on MY-SUBS.com osdb.link/bf2024 2 00:01:11,198 --> 00:01:11,918 Los! Los! 3 00:01:12,118 --> 00:01:13,158 Put her with the others. 4 00:01:25,838 --> 00:01:27,239 Please don't kill them 5 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:28,799 Was?! 6 00:01:29,239 --> 00:01:30,879 Who in FUCK said that?! 7 00:01:31,599 --> 00:01:32,319 Was?! 8 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,880 It was you. 9 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,680 Don't kill them. 10 00:01:53,880 --> 00:01:54,720 Well... 11 00:01:55,161 --> 00:01:57,440 I don't know about you but... 12 00:01:57,641 --> 00:01:59,640 that sounded rather like... 13 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:00,840 an order. 14 00:02:01,561 --> 00:02:01,960 Come on! 15 00:02:02,041 --> 00:02:04,081 Put them in the chamber! 16 00:02:27,002 --> 00:02:27,722 Oh! 17 00:02:28,121 --> 00:02:28,842 Watch this! 18 00:02:29,162 --> 00:02:30,482 It's always my Favourite bit. 19 00:02:33,402 --> 00:02:34,282 Nicole! 20 00:02:36,562 --> 00:02:37,003 Nein! 21 00:02:37,442 --> 00:02:39,203 Nicole! 22 00:02:39,483 --> 00:02:40,283 Let her go! 23 00:02:40,362 --> 00:02:41,322 Nicole! 24 00:02:52,483 --> 00:02:54,883 Do you still want us not to kill the children? 25 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,243 Do something 26 00:02:58,684 --> 00:02:59,924 they are nearly upon us. 27 00:03:02,723 --> 00:03:03,484 What?! 28 00:03:04,524 --> 00:03:05,204 Kill me 29 00:03:07,404 --> 00:03:08,004 Kill me 30 00:03:08,323 --> 00:03:09,204 Kill me 31 00:03:12,364 --> 00:03:13,124 Ok. 32 00:03:13,524 --> 00:03:14,124 You two 33 00:03:14,404 --> 00:03:15,044 with me! 34 00:03:15,684 --> 00:03:16,245 Men! 35 00:03:16,804 --> 00:03:18,804 Kill the children. 36 00:03:50,766 --> 00:03:51,846 You may laugh now 37 00:03:52,205 --> 00:03:53,326 But there is a man 38 00:03:53,806 --> 00:03:54,726 A legend 39 00:03:55,206 --> 00:03:58,087 He will tear you apart from your anus to your sack 40 00:03:59,366 --> 00:04:02,486 A man born with balls so big they thought it was twins 41 00:04:03,886 --> 00:04:08,327 He's capable of bringing down your precious Reich with one smush of his fist. 42 00:04:09,366 --> 00:04:10,207 The man. 43 00:04:11,047 --> 00:04:12,007 The legend. 44 00:04:13,167 --> 00:04:15,007 DICK DYNAMITE. 45 00:04:51,208 --> 00:04:52,049 Isla flee! 46 00:05:14,050 --> 00:05:15,130 Raus! 47 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:16,969 Fuck off! 48 00:05:30,331 --> 00:05:31,331 You killed my men! 49 00:05:31,530 --> 00:05:31,930 Now 50 00:05:32,011 --> 00:05:32,971 I fuck you! 51 00:05:53,331 --> 00:05:54,452 Go ahead Americunt! 52 00:05:54,892 --> 00:05:55,292 Make 53 00:05:55,371 --> 00:05:56,132 mein tag! 54 00:05:56,452 --> 00:05:56,891 Tag 55 00:05:57,291 --> 00:05:57,772 you're it! 56 00:06:28,573 --> 00:06:29,973 It's excelent weather for dying 57 00:06:30,213 --> 00:06:31,053 Or not to die 58 00:06:40,974 --> 00:06:41,254 You... 59 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:42,334 you can't do this! 60 00:06:42,654 --> 00:06:43,734 We're Americans! 61 00:06:44,534 --> 00:06:46,094 We Americans take no shit! 62 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:47,934 and if you think you're gonna get away with this... 63 00:06:48,015 --> 00:06:48,494 Guards! 64 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:49,054 You're wrong! 65 00:06:49,135 --> 00:06:50,254 Shoot this pig shit swine! 66 00:07:14,856 --> 00:07:16,615 Look at them all lined up like that. 67 00:07:18,456 --> 00:07:19,936 I guess that's why they call it... 68 00:07:20,015 --> 00:07:20,896 death row. 69 00:07:21,016 --> 00:07:21,896 hahahaaa 70 00:07:23,416 --> 00:07:25,376 You Germans aren't known for your sense of humor. 71 00:07:26,616 --> 00:07:27,736 My jokes however 72 00:07:27,896 --> 00:07:29,216 are perfectly executed. 73 00:07:34,016 --> 00:07:35,656 Sorry about what happened to your boyfriend... 74 00:07:35,737 --> 00:07:37,176 He had a na 75 00:08:22,139 --> 00:08:23,378 What's the matter Neilson... 76 00:08:24,699 --> 00:08:26,739 Your wife not washed your pants since Manchuria? 77 00:08:26,979 --> 00:08:29,139 That was a long time ago Dick 78 00:08:29,219 --> 00:08:30,339 and if it wasn't for me 79 00:08:30,419 --> 00:08:33,220 you'd still be pig-deep in ballshit 80 00:08:33,299 --> 00:08:34,779 from the Kwantung. 81 00:08:34,860 --> 00:08:36,780 Still beats being a room mate of baldy here. 82 00:08:37,419 --> 00:08:39,979 His farts could be bottled and sold as a weapon to the Nazi's. 83 00:08:40,300 --> 00:08:43,580 Well it's good to see you've still got a sense of humor Dick. 84 00:08:44,140 --> 00:08:46,900 Even the night before your execution. 85 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:48,980 Since when did killing Germans become a crime? 86 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:51,660 That and a fuck tonne of other shit 87 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:52,900 PROCTOR! 88 00:08:55,061 --> 00:08:57,941 The mutilation of Joseph Mengele's genitals. 89 00:08:58,220 --> 00:09:03,061 Three counts of unnecessary and ultra-violent torture. In one instance... 90 00:09:03,221 --> 00:09:06,661 sewing a certain Colonel Wagners rectum shut... 91 00:09:06,901 --> 00:09:08,701 and feeding him his own guard dogs. 92 00:09:08,821 --> 00:09:09,301 Dick 93 00:09:09,381 --> 00:09:12,062 we are offering you the deal of a lifetime. 94 00:09:12,421 --> 00:09:14,821 We're gonna send you on a death-defying mission 95 00:09:14,901 --> 00:09:17,102 that's going to overture your court martial. 96 00:09:17,421 --> 00:09:18,062 Needless to say 97 00:09:18,141 --> 00:09:20,501 this conversation never happened... 98 00:09:20,662 --> 00:09:23,102 and if you make it back from said mission 99 00:09:23,182 --> 00:09:28,222 Your record will be wiped clean and there will be no more catalog of these heinous crimes. 100 00:09:28,302 --> 00:09:30,502 Isn't that right Dr. Proctor? 101 00:09:30,582 --> 00:09:35,103 Well I have no recollections of any such events ever having taken place. 102 00:09:37,662 --> 00:09:38,622 Personally Dick... 103 00:09:39,063 --> 00:09:40,342 I'd like to thank you. 104 00:09:41,022 --> 00:09:43,102 I think your actions are quite commendable. 105 00:09:44,103 --> 00:09:45,063 The sheer... 106 00:09:45,702 --> 00:09:47,503 volume of your fatalities 107 00:09:47,783 --> 00:09:49,783 it does wonders for our troops moral. 108 00:09:50,263 --> 00:09:51,303 If it were up to me 109 00:09:51,823 --> 00:09:53,703 I'd give you a fucking medal. 110 00:09:54,263 --> 00:09:55,303 And what if I say no? 111 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,103 It's a death sentence either way. 112 00:10:00,624 --> 00:10:01,424 Oh and uh... 113 00:10:01,503 --> 00:10:01,984 Dick 114 00:10:04,704 --> 00:10:07,304 If you get to split Eva Braun in two... 115 00:10:07,624 --> 00:10:09,823 Just promise me a sniff of your fingers. 116 00:10:12,584 --> 00:10:13,464 What about me?!? 117 00:10:13,944 --> 00:10:15,064 I landed behind enemy lines 118 00:10:15,144 --> 00:10:15,744 without a parachute. 119 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,625 That mother fucker can't even fight sleep. 120 00:10:17,704 --> 00:10:19,344 Smell my fingers mother fucker. 121 00:10:19,424 --> 00:10:21,025 I already fucked Eva Braun. 122 00:10:21,384 --> 00:10:22,624 EAT SHIT!!! 123 00:10:33,785 --> 00:10:34,465 Dick Dynamite 124 00:10:34,545 --> 00:10:35,305 I'm agent Steele. 125 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:37,025 Sheesh that's a hell of a handshake. 126 00:10:37,106 --> 00:10:37,506 This here 127 00:10:37,585 --> 00:10:38,825 is officer Wakoffski. 128 00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:40,266 It's Wakowski. 129 00:10:40,745 --> 00:10:42,986 If you don't mind gentlemen time is of the fucking essence. 130 00:10:43,065 --> 00:10:43,865 Pardon my French. 131 00:10:44,545 --> 00:10:47,425 Our intelligence team recently intercepted this film canister. 132 00:10:47,786 --> 00:10:49,826 Many people died to bring us this. 133 00:10:52,466 --> 00:10:54,986 What you're seeing here is the Nazis top secret blueprints 134 00:10:55,066 --> 00:10:56,826 for what we are calling - the Uber Bomber. 135 00:10:57,026 --> 00:10:58,066 Also known as... 136 00:11:03,066 --> 00:11:05,627 We believe the Nazis are constructing the biggest jet propelled plane 137 00:11:05,706 --> 00:11:06,947 the world has ever seen. 138 00:11:07,066 --> 00:11:09,106 Capable of flying long range distances 139 00:11:09,226 --> 00:11:11,667 the Uber Bomber can easily make it to the East Coast 140 00:11:11,747 --> 00:11:13,347 and is carrying a payload capable 141 00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:14,947 of flattening Manhattan. 142 00:11:20,107 --> 00:11:22,707 Due to an increase in enemy activity just a few miles from here 143 00:11:22,788 --> 00:11:24,828 British intelligence indicates that the enemy bomber 144 00:11:24,907 --> 00:11:26,947 is being constructed along the Austrian/German border 145 00:11:27,028 --> 00:11:28,307 where we will drop you and your team. 146 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:31,388 Unfortunately we can make our move until we have solid proof. 147 00:11:31,867 --> 00:11:34,468 That's why we are sending in you and your team comprising of... 148 00:11:34,548 --> 00:11:37,348 First up, the Alabama arsonist - Napalm Jeff. 149 00:11:41,948 --> 00:11:46,028 Next up The loud arse mouth-piece that is Franky Jenetti, also know as 'Brooklyn. 150 00:11:47,228 --> 00:11:49,629 son of the notorious prohibition gangster Vinnie Jenetti 151 00:11:49,708 --> 00:11:52,469 he picked up his skills with a Tommy Gun at the age of six 152 00:11:52,589 --> 00:11:56,509 Ruthlessly mowing down in cold blood the con artist known as Garry Crease. 153 00:11:56,829 --> 00:11:59,389 Then we've got Tam 'The Bam' Tamson, the mad Scots Brigadier. 154 00:12:00,109 --> 00:12:02,989 A vile rat of a man who specializes in torture tactics. 155 00:12:03,309 --> 00:12:05,710 Although one whiff of his breath is usually enough to do the job. 156 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:07,230 Next up 157 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:08,749 Doctor Raymond Kirby 158 00:12:08,830 --> 00:12:09,910 also known as 'Doc'. 159 00:12:09,989 --> 00:12:13,030 Doc won a Victoria cross for stapling Prince Edwards foreskin 160 00:12:13,110 --> 00:12:15,270 back on during the battle of Somme. 161 00:12:15,670 --> 00:12:16,390 Next up... 162 00:12:16,510 --> 00:12:17,710 Lucas from Tucas. 163 00:12:18,150 --> 00:12:22,150 Mad as an otter but put a knife in his hands and he thinks he's Leonardo Da-fuckin' Vinci. 164 00:12:22,550 --> 00:12:23,510 and lastly... 165 00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,110 Mother-Fucker. 166 00:12:25,910 --> 00:12:30,351 Despite having a high IQ of over 165 he possesses two words in his vocabulary. 167 00:12:30,430 --> 00:12:31,031 'Mother'... 168 00:12:31,191 --> 00:12:32,031 and 'fucker'. 169 00:12:32,271 --> 00:12:35,230 Dick Dynamite... you and your dirty-half-a-dozen are gonna escort Wakoffski to the site 170 00:12:35,311 --> 00:12:37,351 to get concrete evidence of the bomber and back again 171 00:12:37,431 --> 00:12:39,111 before you can say Adolf's your auntie. 172 00:12:39,191 --> 00:12:41,392 At oh-eight hundred hours, we're going to drop you sausage-side 173 00:12:41,471 --> 00:12:42,831 where you are to liase with British agent 174 00:12:43,071 --> 00:12:44,191 and defer all command to him. 175 00:12:44,272 --> 00:12:47,991 The project is being overseen by a one 'Maximillion Stacker' 176 00:12:48,072 --> 00:12:50,792 When it comes to unusurped violence - he is Hitlers right hand man 177 00:12:50,871 --> 00:12:53,672 almost acting like his own personal Rottweiler. 178 00:12:54,192 --> 00:12:54,991 That was the good news... 179 00:12:55,072 --> 00:12:55,391 NOW 180 00:12:55,472 --> 00:12:56,952 Listen up for the bad news 181 00:12:57,192 --> 00:12:57,712 Get this 182 00:12:57,912 --> 00:12:58,992 we believe that tomorrow... 183 00:12:59,392 --> 00:13:00,592 is gonna be dick-day 184 00:13:00,672 --> 00:13:03,232 If you don't already know there is a rogue group of German snipers 185 00:13:03,312 --> 00:13:05,113 already operating in that area 186 00:13:05,192 --> 00:13:06,272 referring to themselves 187 00:13:06,392 --> 00:13:07,512 as 'The Black Wolf'. 188 00:13:07,713 --> 00:13:09,992 These sick bastards collect body parts as trophies 189 00:13:10,072 --> 00:13:12,313 and swap cigarettes as part of the sick competition. 190 00:13:12,552 --> 00:13:14,153 Every day of the week... 191 00:13:14,353 --> 00:13:15,953 they target a different limb 192 00:13:16,033 --> 00:13:16,593 Last time 193 00:13:16,753 --> 00:13:18,873 we had over 16 casualties in the area 194 00:13:18,953 --> 00:13:21,953 All of them died as a result of their pain inflicted penises. 195 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:23,393 What a way to go. 196 00:13:23,473 --> 00:13:27,034 The group are lead by the most dangerous sniper in Europe - known as 'Mutti'. 197 00:13:27,113 --> 00:13:29,114 During a stand off with one of our top commandos 198 00:13:29,273 --> 00:13:30,634 he managed a one in a million shot 199 00:13:30,714 --> 00:13:31,954 straight through the snipers barrel 200 00:13:32,074 --> 00:13:34,913 exploding the snipers round burning off his flesh. 201 00:13:34,994 --> 00:13:37,154 ladies & gentlemen, that concludes our mission briefing. 202 00:13:37,513 --> 00:13:39,474 Now let's start a war! 203 00:13:50,554 --> 00:13:51,674 In English please? 204 00:13:59,235 --> 00:14:00,875 Aufweidersen pet. 205 00:14:02,195 --> 00:14:04,875 Step right up, step right up ladies and genitals 206 00:14:04,955 --> 00:14:06,755 and place your fucking bets right here! 207 00:14:06,836 --> 00:14:08,715 You fuckin' ugly mooleys. 208 00:14:08,795 --> 00:14:10,635 Can I owe you 30 bucks?' Brooklyn? 209 00:14:10,956 --> 00:14:14,035 Make it sixty with a signed naked picture of Rita Hayworth 210 00:14:14,116 --> 00:14:16,396 and you got yourself a fuckin deal, Fucko. 211 00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,076 Every fucking time! 212 00:14:24,636 --> 00:14:27,996 Up next, what we got, is this fine specimen of a man. 213 00:14:28,156 --> 00:14:29,636 This is Jimmy Johnson. 214 00:14:30,636 --> 00:14:31,397 Come on! 215 00:14:31,476 --> 00:14:32,276 Get in close with the right! 216 00:14:32,357 --> 00:14:35,077 Ok in his spare time Jimmy here 217 00:14:35,477 --> 00:14:36,916 He likes to milk cows. 218 00:14:37,157 --> 00:14:38,237 And the horses 219 00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:40,476 Sick fuckin' bastard. 220 00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,477 He's an animal lover what can I say!? 221 00:14:42,557 --> 00:14:44,157 Jimmy Johnson everybody! 222 00:14:54,798 --> 00:14:57,278 I'll kick his fucking ass if you can't do it. 223 00:15:02,038 --> 00:15:04,198 Get that Nazi scum bastard. 224 00:15:11,439 --> 00:15:13,438 Come on! Get his ass! Come on! 225 00:15:13,518 --> 00:15:14,398 Yes! 226 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:20,359 Get this mother fucker! 227 00:15:33,920 --> 00:15:35,879 I hate fucking Nazis! 228 00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:40,920 Whats up Doc? 229 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:41,960 Me Dick... 230 00:15:42,240 --> 00:15:46,040 been up for four days straight on some Nazi crank we pulled off some dead soldiers 231 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:47,640 shits getting a little weird. 232 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:48,560 Whats the sit rep down here? 233 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:51,160 Well Brookylns got dollar eyes for signs 234 00:15:51,240 --> 00:15:53,880 he's found some Aryan-Ape that ain't gonna do down easy. 235 00:15:54,481 --> 00:15:55,360 We'll see about that. 236 00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:57,481 Nobody fucks with Dick Dynamite. 237 00:15:57,761 --> 00:15:59,041 Quit your fuckin' hollering. 238 00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:01,441 Up next, the next fighter to enter the.... 239 00:16:01,521 --> 00:16:02,521 oh shit. 240 00:16:14,881 --> 00:16:16,562 Fuck him up let's go let's go let's go! 241 00:16:34,082 --> 00:16:36,242 Pound his fuckin' ass! 242 00:16:37,882 --> 00:16:38,562 Yeah! 243 00:16:41,683 --> 00:16:43,563 Stick your dick in his fuckin' ass! 244 00:16:43,642 --> 00:16:45,323 Rip his face off! 245 00:16:48,683 --> 00:16:51,083 Smash that fuckin' Nazi cunt! 246 00:16:52,883 --> 00:16:54,203 You mother fucker! 247 00:16:54,283 --> 00:16:55,043 You cock sucker! 248 00:17:01,523 --> 00:17:03,204 My mother hits harder than that! 249 00:17:14,924 --> 00:17:16,164 C'mon bitch. 250 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:16,964 Please. 251 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:38,645 Ok 252 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:39,205 Ok 253 00:17:39,325 --> 00:17:40,526 for fuck sake. 254 00:17:42,606 --> 00:17:43,566 Fuck you! 255 00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:44,526 Alright 256 00:17:44,685 --> 00:17:46,205 just one fucking minute. 257 00:17:46,846 --> 00:17:48,286 I knew you were gonna fucking win 258 00:17:48,566 --> 00:17:49,006 I fucking knew it! 259 00:17:49,085 --> 00:17:50,886 Gear up, we move out at oh six hundred. 260 00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:52,206 Fuck! 261 00:17:53,846 --> 00:17:54,286 Fuck you! 262 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,606 That will be five bucks 263 00:17:56,086 --> 00:17:57,726 for a picture of my Mumma. 264 00:17:58,566 --> 00:18:00,167 Go fuck yourself! 265 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:01,486 Go fuck yourself! 266 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,529 That's right Doc! 267 00:19:12,010 --> 00:19:13,930 you find me one of those aryan dames... 268 00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:16,330 I'm gonna spray ya with so many bullet holes 269 00:19:16,490 --> 00:19:17,330 and FUCK EM! 270 00:19:18,290 --> 00:19:20,650 and my man juice comes flying out them bullet holes. 271 00:19:20,770 --> 00:19:21,890 Never mind bullet holes 272 00:19:21,970 --> 00:19:24,730 your dick ain't big enough to fuck her ear holes. 273 00:19:27,290 --> 00:19:28,290 Oh you laugh now 274 00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:29,490 wait till later 275 00:19:30,050 --> 00:19:31,530 all you mother fuckers be sayin 276 00:19:31,651 --> 00:19:32,811 "Oh Lucus from Tucus 277 00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:34,491 let me get some of that action 278 00:19:34,571 --> 00:19:35,811 we want them bullet holes too!". 279 00:19:37,691 --> 00:19:38,932 Don't you worry Wakoffski 280 00:19:39,011 --> 00:19:40,971 we'll be finished with her real quick. 281 00:19:41,451 --> 00:19:42,011 and then 282 00:19:42,091 --> 00:19:43,011 you'll be able to 283 00:19:43,531 --> 00:19:44,491 pop that cherry of yours 284 00:19:44,731 --> 00:19:46,531 while she's still nice and fuckin warm. 285 00:19:51,532 --> 00:19:51,932 That's 286 00:19:52,092 --> 00:19:54,451 mighty fine of you fellas to offer, but... 287 00:19:55,572 --> 00:19:56,172 no thank you 288 00:19:56,252 --> 00:19:59,172 I will... not be partaking in any such activities. 289 00:19:59,652 --> 00:20:01,013 THE FUCK YOU SAY FOUR EYES? 290 00:20:01,092 --> 00:20:03,172 sayin' our sloppy seconds ain't good enough for you? 291 00:20:03,252 --> 00:20:04,452 That's right book worm 292 00:20:04,892 --> 00:20:06,852 you'll fuck a guard dog if we tell you. 293 00:20:07,132 --> 00:20:09,692 Even if it means pushing your pimply little white ass. 294 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:10,492 Ladies! 295 00:20:10,733 --> 00:20:12,012 knock off this macho bullshit! 296 00:20:12,093 --> 00:20:13,013 and prepare for jump! 297 00:20:14,413 --> 00:20:15,333 For your information 298 00:20:15,413 --> 00:20:17,653 I popped my cherry back in sophomore. 299 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:32,134 MAYDAY! 300 00:20:32,214 --> 00:20:32,534 MAYDAY! 301 00:20:32,613 --> 00:20:33,813 Shitbird Express going down 302 00:20:33,894 --> 00:20:34,373 repeat 303 00:20:34,454 --> 00:20:35,453 going down. 304 00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:38,734 Brace for impact, we're going to crash land! 305 00:20:49,935 --> 00:20:50,334 Doc! 306 00:20:50,734 --> 00:20:51,495 Give me a head count... 307 00:20:51,855 --> 00:20:52,415 NOW! 308 00:20:53,174 --> 00:20:54,534 I think he's a goner. 309 00:22:16,418 --> 00:22:16,939 TAM! 310 00:22:17,459 --> 00:22:17,859 TAM! 311 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:40,100 He's done for Dick 312 00:22:40,380 --> 00:22:41,540 we need to lickity split the sack 313 00:22:41,620 --> 00:22:42,220 NOW! 314 00:22:42,540 --> 00:22:43,620 We'll have to make a run for it. 315 00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:45,260 Fucker. 316 00:22:45,460 --> 00:22:45,820 Come on 317 00:22:45,900 --> 00:22:46,580 let's go! 318 00:22:54,060 --> 00:22:54,460 Hault! 319 00:23:06,060 --> 00:23:06,661 So... 320 00:23:06,741 --> 00:23:09,021 the Schotlander has been shot. 321 00:23:09,661 --> 00:23:10,261 Tell me! 322 00:23:11,262 --> 00:23:13,541 Is it true what they say about you people? 323 00:23:17,822 --> 00:23:18,461 You know! 324 00:23:18,942 --> 00:23:20,341 That you don't wear any... 325 00:23:21,422 --> 00:23:22,622 unterhosen. 326 00:23:23,582 --> 00:23:27,902 This is something which has fascinated me for years. 327 00:23:39,262 --> 00:23:41,383 SCHEISS GRANATE! 328 00:23:51,743 --> 00:23:54,623 I thought the other guy was Dick Dynamite haha. 329 00:26:37,071 --> 00:26:38,831 Tell me the good news Herr Sturmitz. 330 00:26:38,911 --> 00:26:41,552 There will not be one brain left in Europe to work for us. 331 00:26:41,631 --> 00:26:44,471 In order to have the island fully operational within the week 332 00:26:44,631 --> 00:26:47,871 We have had to draught in the help of a certain Mikhail Leznik. 333 00:26:49,232 --> 00:26:51,752 What have I told you about working with Russian defectors? 334 00:26:52,271 --> 00:26:53,752 The smell is unbearable. 335 00:26:56,312 --> 00:26:58,712 I can smell the rotten potato from here. 336 00:26:59,472 --> 00:27:00,432 BUT SIR! 337 00:27:04,552 --> 00:27:06,112 Who is this Fotze. 338 00:27:06,193 --> 00:27:09,793 Colonel Shtacker this is Professor Mikhail Leznik. 339 00:27:10,193 --> 00:27:12,032 I am the genius behind 340 00:27:12,513 --> 00:27:15,153 the vile and cruel experiments 341 00:27:15,473 --> 00:27:19,313 that will cause even your fecal matter to curdle. 342 00:27:20,073 --> 00:27:21,913 I'm shitzen in my hosen... 343 00:27:22,713 --> 00:27:23,514 Mikhail. 344 00:27:24,153 --> 00:27:29,873 Even though the Russian technology is superior to the German war machine. 345 00:27:30,393 --> 00:27:37,793 Together we can make positive, for bringing death to the U.S of America, a reality. 346 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:42,834 For someone who proclaims to have such superiority in the field of technology 347 00:27:43,514 --> 00:27:47,474 I wonder why you people simply over look personal hygiene. 348 00:27:48,114 --> 00:27:49,155 And your breath... 349 00:27:50,235 --> 00:27:50,915 As if you were 350 00:27:51,195 --> 00:27:52,514 sucking the cock of Stalin 351 00:27:52,595 --> 00:27:54,274 and forgot to brush your teeth. 352 00:27:55,354 --> 00:27:57,595 This I find amusing 353 00:27:58,075 --> 00:27:59,035 Not so much. 354 00:27:59,675 --> 00:28:00,235 REJOICE! 355 00:28:00,675 --> 00:28:01,635 and crack out the vodka 356 00:28:01,715 --> 00:28:02,275 and say 357 00:28:02,595 --> 00:28:03,595 dosvidaniya! 358 00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:05,235 You're mistaken 359 00:28:05,555 --> 00:28:07,875 dosvidaniya means goodbye. 360 00:28:08,035 --> 00:28:09,436 In Deutschland we say 361 00:28:09,915 --> 00:28:11,076 auf wiedersehen. 362 00:28:13,915 --> 00:28:14,595 Now... 363 00:28:15,076 --> 00:28:15,876 Now this... 364 00:28:16,276 --> 00:28:18,236 I find very amusing. 365 00:28:26,436 --> 00:28:28,677 Find me a reliable scientist 366 00:28:29,637 --> 00:28:31,476 it is not exactly rocket surgery. 367 00:29:33,680 --> 00:29:35,359 YOU KEEP THAT SHIT UP GOOSIN US 368 00:29:35,440 --> 00:29:36,960 I'LL THROW IN THE FRONT LINE SCREAMIN 369 00:29:37,039 --> 00:29:37,400 JUDEN! 370 00:29:37,559 --> 00:29:37,920 JUDEN! 371 00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:38,440 JUDEN! 372 00:29:38,519 --> 00:29:39,599 FUCKIN ASS WIPE! 373 00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:40,680 Uh jeez 374 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:41,119 I... 375 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:41,960 I'm so sorry.. 376 00:29:42,040 --> 00:29:42,200 it's... 377 00:29:42,280 --> 00:29:42,920 it's my allergies 378 00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:43,480 I... 379 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,840 I really gotta watch my hygiene. 380 00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,520 What you know about hygiene? 381 00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:49,680 Tell me this 382 00:29:50,520 --> 00:29:51,080 How come 383 00:29:51,160 --> 00:29:52,481 the more you wash the tip of your dick 384 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,640 The worst it smells 385 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,680 You tell me that Mr Smarty Pants. 386 00:29:56,721 --> 00:29:58,680 The more you wash the tip of your dick the worse it smells?... 387 00:29:58,761 --> 00:29:59,601 what? 388 00:30:00,921 --> 00:30:02,961 See you don't know shit for brains. 389 00:30:05,281 --> 00:30:07,081 Most important mission yet, they said. 390 00:30:07,361 --> 00:30:09,161 Take some pictures, they said. 391 00:30:09,881 --> 00:30:10,521 Yeah... 392 00:30:10,801 --> 00:30:12,762 escorted by a walking bicep 393 00:30:12,881 --> 00:30:13,361 bunch of 394 00:30:13,442 --> 00:30:13,961 backwards 395 00:30:14,041 --> 00:30:14,761 red neck 396 00:30:14,842 --> 00:30:15,601 Retards! 397 00:30:30,682 --> 00:30:31,482 What's going on? 398 00:30:37,603 --> 00:30:38,082 Mother 399 00:30:38,163 --> 00:30:39,203 fucker! 400 00:31:04,803 --> 00:31:05,883 YOU ASSHOLES! 401 00:31:06,444 --> 00:31:07,764 YOU JUST SHOT A LITTLE GIRL! 402 00:31:13,604 --> 00:31:15,164 Murdering bastards... 403 00:31:15,644 --> 00:31:17,404 She was a defenceless child. 404 00:31:18,445 --> 00:31:20,765 I don't know if you noticed from back fucking there 405 00:31:20,844 --> 00:31:21,765 but up here! 406 00:31:21,845 --> 00:31:23,285 she was like a wild fucking dog 407 00:31:23,365 --> 00:31:24,684 and she needed put down. 408 00:31:25,845 --> 00:31:27,485 What would Cairnie think now huh? 409 00:31:28,325 --> 00:31:29,445 You want me to take a picture 410 00:31:29,525 --> 00:31:30,245 of this? 411 00:31:32,765 --> 00:31:33,725 Barbarians... 412 00:31:34,005 --> 00:31:35,245 The whole lot of you. 413 00:31:36,166 --> 00:31:37,445 You're just a bunch of friggin... 414 00:31:39,485 --> 00:31:39,925 Kill it... 415 00:31:40,526 --> 00:31:41,845 Kill it with what ever you got! 416 00:32:24,767 --> 00:32:28,047 We must've put enough lead in her to take down a fuckin' elephant. 417 00:32:28,568 --> 00:32:31,128 And yet a single shot to the head was all it took to take her down. 418 00:32:33,688 --> 00:32:34,088 LUCAS! 419 00:32:34,328 --> 00:32:35,048 WAKOFFSKI 420 00:32:35,128 --> 00:32:36,488 FULL PARTY SWEEP OF THE AREA. 421 00:32:36,568 --> 00:32:37,728 see if there's any more of them. 422 00:32:37,928 --> 00:32:38,849 Buckle up sweetheart. 423 00:32:41,808 --> 00:32:42,728 What the hell are they? 424 00:32:55,689 --> 00:32:57,809 Come, come, hurry up and get on with it. 425 00:32:59,009 --> 00:33:00,769 Colonel Shtacker has insisted 426 00:33:00,849 --> 00:33:04,409 that I witness some sort of vulgar display of power 427 00:33:04,490 --> 00:33:04,930 hmm 428 00:33:06,489 --> 00:33:07,490 Meine Damen 429 00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:08,490 bitte. 430 00:33:09,329 --> 00:33:10,050 What? 431 00:33:11,370 --> 00:33:12,130 What is this? 432 00:33:12,570 --> 00:33:14,450 Colonel Shtacker will have your garners for guts. 433 00:33:15,170 --> 00:33:16,410 It was Shtacker himself 434 00:33:16,610 --> 00:33:17,570 who sent you to us. 435 00:33:17,810 --> 00:33:18,290 NOW! 436 00:33:18,770 --> 00:33:20,050 HOLD STILL! 437 00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:21,251 But should you flinch 438 00:33:21,570 --> 00:33:22,170 then 439 00:33:22,611 --> 00:33:26,171 you are in for a shit fuck world of pain. 440 00:33:26,611 --> 00:33:27,210 NOW! 441 00:33:28,051 --> 00:33:29,571 THE SERUM! 442 00:33:38,291 --> 00:33:40,091 Steady yourself child. 443 00:33:40,611 --> 00:33:42,411 brace yourself. 444 00:33:48,492 --> 00:33:49,531 Now Stefan... 445 00:33:50,532 --> 00:33:52,092 We just fucking wait. 446 00:33:52,532 --> 00:33:56,052 But what if the experiment does not go as planned? 447 00:33:57,372 --> 00:33:58,772 Then we ditch the bitches body 448 00:33:58,852 --> 00:34:00,493 and the old spunk bugger Schtacker 449 00:34:00,572 --> 00:34:02,212 never needs to fucking know. 450 00:34:02,572 --> 00:34:03,012 Need... 451 00:34:03,093 --> 00:34:03,932 To know... 452 00:34:04,252 --> 00:34:05,133 What? 453 00:34:05,533 --> 00:34:06,532 Wilhelm. 454 00:34:07,492 --> 00:34:09,172 You will need to know... 455 00:34:09,253 --> 00:34:10,773 how quickly we can turn around this 456 00:34:10,853 --> 00:34:12,533 Fresh batch of serum. 457 00:34:13,252 --> 00:34:15,213 According to my calculations... 458 00:34:16,533 --> 00:34:17,293 oh... 459 00:34:17,693 --> 00:34:18,613 in about 460 00:34:18,893 --> 00:34:19,613 461 460 00:34:20,613 --> 00:34:21,293 462 461 00:34:21,973 --> 00:34:22,733 463 462 00:34:23,534 --> 00:34:24,293 464 463 00:34:24,653 --> 00:34:25,613 465 464 00:34:26,573 --> 00:34:26,774 466 465 00:34:31,653 --> 00:34:32,333 You were saying? 467 00:34:34,134 --> 00:34:34,854 Scientifically 468 00:34:34,933 --> 00:34:36,134 we are on the verge 469 00:34:36,494 --> 00:34:38,014 of a real break through here 470 00:34:38,334 --> 00:34:39,654 if you would just allow more time 471 00:34:39,734 --> 00:34:40,454 for equipment 472 00:34:40,534 --> 00:34:40,774 checks... 473 00:34:49,535 --> 00:34:50,014 Few... 474 00:34:53,854 --> 00:34:54,455 Dr Arbietz 475 00:34:54,535 --> 00:34:56,375 You are now in command 476 00:34:56,455 --> 00:34:58,415 see that it is ready for human consumption by... 477 00:34:58,895 --> 00:35:00,095 This time tomorrow. 478 00:35:01,295 --> 00:35:02,295 Do not... 479 00:35:02,375 --> 00:35:03,495 Fail me. 480 00:35:03,695 --> 00:35:04,335 As you wish 481 00:35:04,415 --> 00:35:05,575 Colonel Shtacker. 482 00:35:14,816 --> 00:35:16,296 Report to my office 483 00:35:18,096 --> 00:35:19,456 Both of you. 484 00:35:47,697 --> 00:35:48,978 You go round the building here 485 00:35:49,817 --> 00:35:50,338 Just watch out for... 486 00:35:50,898 --> 00:35:51,737 Pardon me boys 487 00:35:51,818 --> 00:35:53,297 so rude of me to interrupt. 488 00:35:55,978 --> 00:35:58,538 So you must be the British prick that Eagle told us about. 489 00:35:59,138 --> 00:36:00,138 The name's Dalton 490 00:36:00,378 --> 00:36:01,538 Dash Dalton. 491 00:36:02,258 --> 00:36:03,018 I heard of you 492 00:36:03,818 --> 00:36:06,738 You're responsible for the deaths of hundreds of innocents civilians in India 493 00:36:07,099 --> 00:36:07,978 Yes. It's true. 494 00:36:08,059 --> 00:36:09,419 Carry on like that out the Kyber, 495 00:36:09,498 --> 00:36:12,979 might finally put some hairs on your tiny bollocks ho ho ho ho ho. 496 00:36:13,858 --> 00:36:15,338 Let's say we take a knee 497 00:36:15,419 --> 00:36:18,339 and discuss le plan of action. 498 00:36:20,899 --> 00:36:21,659 Right... 499 00:36:21,739 --> 00:36:23,339 well at nineteen hundred hours 500 00:36:23,419 --> 00:36:25,139 that's 7 o'clock yankee time 501 00:36:25,219 --> 00:36:26,619 I'm going to need some help 502 00:36:26,739 --> 00:36:28,499 to infiltrate and go undercover 503 00:36:28,620 --> 00:36:30,219 to some swanky time bar. 504 00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:31,579 Is he for real? 505 00:36:31,659 --> 00:36:35,939 Rumour has it that it will be full of floosies and big bollock Nazi SS officers. 506 00:36:36,580 --> 00:36:39,740 Once inside, we'll hopefully get in touch with our secret contact. 507 00:36:39,860 --> 00:36:42,700 Then... we will receive the where abouts of the manufacturing plant 508 00:36:42,780 --> 00:36:44,980 that's housing the America bomber. 509 00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:45,940 Sure... 510 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:46,900 Sounds simple 511 00:36:47,060 --> 00:36:49,420 Waltz into a circle jerk of top brass krauts 512 00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:52,061 receive our tip off, and go totally unnoticed 513 00:36:53,421 --> 00:36:53,861 That's the spirit, Dick. 514 00:36:53,940 --> 00:36:54,700 That's the spirit, Dick. 515 00:36:54,860 --> 00:36:57,141 A sense of humour as well as a sense of adventure. 516 00:36:57,501 --> 00:36:59,780 You know what old Dash Dalton says at a time like this? 517 00:37:00,421 --> 00:37:01,461 LET'S KILL SOME JERRYS 518 00:37:01,541 --> 00:37:02,581 AND SHAG SOME BIRDS 519 00:37:02,660 --> 00:37:03,781 HIYAAAA!!!! 520 00:37:15,701 --> 00:37:16,141 Dash... 521 00:37:16,342 --> 00:37:16,862 Hat. 522 00:37:17,381 --> 00:37:18,061 Bastard. 523 00:37:31,462 --> 00:37:31,863 Ahh... 524 00:37:32,543 --> 00:37:34,023 I do beg you pardon. 525 00:37:37,502 --> 00:37:37,942 hmm. 526 00:37:38,023 --> 00:37:38,342 no 527 00:37:38,782 --> 00:37:39,582 Christ. 528 00:37:40,822 --> 00:37:41,703 A Nazi party 529 00:37:42,343 --> 00:37:42,903 My Favourite. 530 00:37:45,543 --> 00:37:47,463 I think I see our contact 531 00:37:48,143 --> 00:37:50,063 I'd recognise her anywhere. 532 00:37:52,183 --> 00:37:54,863 I'd recognise that derriere anywhere. 533 00:37:55,343 --> 00:37:57,064 I think I found the floosie 534 00:37:57,504 --> 00:37:59,183 I'll just say that password. 535 00:38:07,984 --> 00:38:09,144 That's some password. 536 00:38:09,304 --> 00:38:10,624 Go rest your thumbs at the bar 537 00:38:10,704 --> 00:38:12,704 I'll scout for little Miss butter arse. 538 00:38:14,064 --> 00:38:14,824 Tonic wine 539 00:38:14,905 --> 00:38:15,745 On the rocks. 540 00:38:19,145 --> 00:38:20,665 Bonsoir mon amour. 541 00:38:21,785 --> 00:38:23,025 Excuse moi. 542 00:38:27,905 --> 00:38:29,465 Jennings, meet Dick. 543 00:38:29,585 --> 00:38:32,145 If this insufferable tit doesn't get us all killed 544 00:38:32,225 --> 00:38:33,705 I'll kill him myself. 545 00:38:34,185 --> 00:38:34,785 Look lady 546 00:38:34,865 --> 00:38:35,945 We just need one thing. 547 00:38:36,105 --> 00:38:37,385 The location of that bomber. 548 00:38:37,625 --> 00:38:38,626 Good luck with that... 549 00:38:38,705 --> 00:38:41,506 the only one who knows where that is, is that twat stain over there 550 00:38:41,585 --> 00:38:42,986 Maximillion Schtacker. 551 00:38:44,066 --> 00:38:44,786 Schtacker? 552 00:38:45,626 --> 00:38:47,386 The most dangerous man in the Reich. 553 00:38:47,986 --> 00:38:49,386 Put your practice to good use 554 00:38:49,466 --> 00:38:51,386 and you can suck it out of his cock. 555 00:38:51,506 --> 00:38:53,067 I should shoot you right now. 556 00:38:54,066 --> 00:38:55,066 What I want you to do 557 00:38:55,466 --> 00:38:56,426 is slip him this drink. 558 00:38:56,866 --> 00:38:57,867 That will get him talking. 559 00:38:58,787 --> 00:39:00,707 What the blazes is that? 560 00:39:01,107 --> 00:39:01,947 Nazi crank 561 00:39:02,067 --> 00:39:03,707 You'll have to shoot him to shut him up. 562 00:39:04,346 --> 00:39:04,827 Wow. 563 00:39:09,027 --> 00:39:09,787 Bottoms up. 564 00:39:10,867 --> 00:39:11,467 Bastard. 565 00:39:18,548 --> 00:39:19,668 Don't mind if I do. 566 00:39:20,468 --> 00:39:21,028 Bollocks! 567 00:39:21,428 --> 00:39:22,908 big black bollocks. 568 00:39:23,427 --> 00:39:25,467 The ghoulish git's Rogered things up. 569 00:39:26,068 --> 00:39:28,948 Why don't you come upstairs and tell me all about it. 570 00:39:37,509 --> 00:39:38,668 hmmmm 571 00:39:41,428 --> 00:39:42,068 Excuse me 572 00:39:42,188 --> 00:39:44,029 I have to go expel urine from my bladder. 573 00:39:45,508 --> 00:39:46,748 Remember dear Richard 574 00:39:47,109 --> 00:39:48,589 two shakes is more than a wank. 575 00:39:49,629 --> 00:39:50,909 You dirty bastard. 576 00:39:54,069 --> 00:39:54,869 Gentlemen. 577 00:40:20,431 --> 00:40:20,790 Piss... 578 00:40:20,910 --> 00:40:22,510 Piss on a stinking shit. 579 00:41:20,673 --> 00:41:21,474 Can I help you? 580 00:41:22,393 --> 00:41:24,313 I'm just checking you're not Jewish. 581 00:41:25,753 --> 00:41:27,833 Well I hope I passed your penis inspection. 582 00:41:31,474 --> 00:41:32,073 Don't! 583 00:41:32,154 --> 00:41:34,354 Forget to wash your hands. 584 00:41:34,434 --> 00:41:35,073 Fuck 585 00:41:38,274 --> 00:41:41,915 The great plague was a direct result of poor hygiene. 586 00:41:46,435 --> 00:41:48,674 Remind me of your name one more time 587 00:41:49,114 --> 00:41:49,794 because... 588 00:41:51,834 --> 00:41:53,474 I don't recall seeing you 589 00:41:53,715 --> 00:41:54,955 on the guest lists. 590 00:41:56,875 --> 00:41:58,075 The name's Dynamite. 591 00:41:58,155 --> 00:41:58,795 huh? 592 00:41:59,075 --> 00:42:00,475 Dick Dynamite. 593 00:42:10,156 --> 00:42:10,915 Come my dear. 594 00:42:12,555 --> 00:42:14,595 We have much to talk about. 595 00:42:15,036 --> 00:42:15,955 Is that so? 596 00:42:16,076 --> 00:42:16,436 and... 597 00:42:16,635 --> 00:42:18,316 what would you like to talk about? 598 00:42:19,316 --> 00:42:21,036 Now that I think about it... 599 00:42:21,676 --> 00:42:24,116 I should just like to cock-fuck your mouth. 600 00:42:25,236 --> 00:42:25,716 Oh... 601 00:42:25,957 --> 00:42:27,196 My favourite. 602 00:42:33,037 --> 00:42:33,637 You know... 603 00:42:33,717 --> 00:42:35,597 This tastes a little like... 604 00:42:39,797 --> 00:42:42,397 Come here my little Schonheiten. 605 00:42:57,358 --> 00:43:02,398 Ahhh that's it, next time I see Jennings I'm going to confess my fucking love to her. 606 00:43:03,838 --> 00:43:05,358 Oh I love you. 607 00:43:08,438 --> 00:43:10,399 I don't recall you liking seafood. 608 00:43:10,478 --> 00:43:13,359 Dash, he's upstairs, I think he's ready to talk. 609 00:43:13,598 --> 00:43:15,399 It will take a real man to finish the job 610 00:43:15,599 --> 00:43:17,119 please extract the information. 611 00:43:17,359 --> 00:43:18,199 For you dear 612 00:43:18,479 --> 00:43:19,719 I'd do anything. 613 00:43:20,199 --> 00:43:21,999 For Queen and for Country. 614 00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:54,360 Out of my way 615 00:43:54,561 --> 00:43:55,521 nincompoop! 616 00:43:59,881 --> 00:44:01,281 Right you bastard. 617 00:44:13,561 --> 00:44:14,641 Don't lose your head. 618 00:44:23,202 --> 00:44:24,162 What seems to be the problem? 619 00:44:24,242 --> 00:44:26,242 This woman is accused of being a spy. 620 00:44:26,562 --> 00:44:29,002 If this woman is a spy, then I'm Laurel and Hardy. 621 00:44:29,442 --> 00:44:30,722 Let me see your papers. 622 00:44:31,002 --> 00:44:32,482 Let me see, my papers are right... 623 00:44:32,963 --> 00:44:33,562 Here! 624 00:44:41,283 --> 00:44:43,523 You pair of plonkers have cocked up my cover. 625 00:44:44,283 --> 00:44:45,563 You'll have to take me with you. 626 00:44:45,643 --> 00:44:46,123 Well... 627 00:44:46,243 --> 00:44:47,923 You did promis to kill Dalton. 628 00:44:58,683 --> 00:45:01,564 Nazi bastard, I wanted to do that for years. 629 00:45:01,724 --> 00:45:03,404 My heart bleeds. 630 00:45:07,804 --> 00:45:08,764 So does his. 631 00:45:11,804 --> 00:45:13,044 Did you get the information? 632 00:45:13,685 --> 00:45:14,645 Yes, of course I've got it... 633 00:45:14,724 --> 00:45:16,285 I know where the bloody well bomber is! 634 00:45:16,685 --> 00:45:17,245 Come on 635 00:45:17,324 --> 00:45:17,965 let's go. 636 00:45:19,124 --> 00:45:20,525 What happened to Schtacker? 637 00:45:20,845 --> 00:45:21,805 He tapped out. 638 00:45:22,005 --> 00:45:23,204 Christ. 639 00:45:36,805 --> 00:45:37,846 Sturmnitz? 640 00:45:42,525 --> 00:45:44,766 DYNAMITE! 641 00:46:03,047 --> 00:46:03,567 Well? 642 00:46:06,527 --> 00:46:08,967 Security is tighter than a bulls arse during fly season. 643 00:46:09,167 --> 00:46:10,047 You guys sit tight. 644 00:46:10,607 --> 00:46:11,967 I will find another way to flush them out. 645 00:46:12,647 --> 00:46:14,007 Roger that. 646 00:46:30,328 --> 00:46:30,888 Mother 647 00:46:30,968 --> 00:46:32,048 Fucker. 648 00:46:33,008 --> 00:46:34,568 Never mind the bloody well pictures 649 00:46:34,968 --> 00:46:36,568 we can not let that thing get airbourne 650 00:46:36,648 --> 00:46:38,049 Now come on everyone, let's go. 651 00:47:23,090 --> 00:47:24,251 Little bastard. 652 00:47:28,131 --> 00:47:28,811 Come on! 653 00:47:50,132 --> 00:47:51,132 Come on little man 654 00:47:51,412 --> 00:47:53,132 You done fuck with the big boys now. 655 00:48:19,053 --> 00:48:19,773 Yes... 656 00:48:20,534 --> 00:48:21,813 COME ON! 657 00:49:12,776 --> 00:49:13,536 Bastard! 658 00:49:39,497 --> 00:49:41,057 "Deiter come in Deiter" 659 00:49:41,817 --> 00:49:42,577 Deiter 660 00:49:43,217 --> 00:49:43,977 HEY! 661 00:50:01,458 --> 00:50:01,978 Shoot him! 662 00:50:02,218 --> 00:50:02,578 Nein. 663 00:50:03,058 --> 00:50:04,779 Shoot them all. 664 00:53:47,589 --> 00:53:48,069 Come on 665 00:53:48,149 --> 00:53:49,189 the coast is clear. 666 00:54:26,231 --> 00:54:26,631 Ouch. 667 00:56:11,075 --> 00:56:12,516 Thanks for killing twirly stick man. 668 00:56:13,196 --> 00:56:15,356 The pleasure is all mine. 669 00:56:16,156 --> 00:56:16,916 Fucking do it. 670 00:56:27,676 --> 00:56:29,196 If it's breakfast and a blowy you're looking for, 671 00:56:29,276 --> 00:56:31,677 you can see one of your rim sniffing colleagues for that. 672 00:56:31,837 --> 00:56:33,037 I could do with a full English. 673 00:56:33,116 --> 00:56:35,237 Yeah, well you can see your pal Dalton for that. 674 00:57:11,838 --> 00:57:12,159 Jeff! 675 00:57:12,599 --> 00:57:13,078 take point 676 00:57:13,159 --> 00:57:14,199 an explosion that size... 677 00:57:14,438 --> 00:57:15,959 the payload may not have detonated 678 00:57:58,440 --> 00:58:00,201 I believe I found us a quick way outta here. 679 00:58:09,122 --> 00:58:09,961 That's a U.S truck 680 00:58:10,041 --> 00:58:10,961 how did they get that? 681 00:58:11,201 --> 00:58:12,161 They just whacked the driver. 682 00:58:13,041 --> 00:58:14,681 Give me that before you get someone killed. 683 00:58:15,481 --> 00:58:16,642 What am I suppose to do? 684 00:58:16,882 --> 00:58:18,842 Blind them to death with my camera flash? 685 00:58:20,562 --> 00:58:21,402 Take this 686 00:58:22,202 --> 00:58:23,282 it's a purse. 687 00:58:24,482 --> 00:58:25,962 Ok here's what we do. 688 00:58:26,042 --> 00:58:27,202 Split the team in two 689 00:58:27,923 --> 00:58:28,682 and we'll flank them. 690 00:58:29,162 --> 00:58:30,322 But first we need a diversion. 691 00:58:31,522 --> 00:58:34,603 I think I might of just found one my little cock-a-leekie. 692 00:58:34,682 --> 00:58:37,723 That fellow must have glands of pure steel. 693 00:58:37,803 --> 00:58:38,362 What the fuck? 694 00:59:42,526 --> 00:59:43,206 ahh 695 00:59:43,925 --> 00:59:44,885 My favourite. 696 00:59:44,966 --> 00:59:45,686 Give it here! 697 00:59:46,126 --> 00:59:48,886 We lost a lot of good fucking men on this bastarding mission. 698 00:59:50,126 --> 00:59:51,047 Here's to Doc 699 00:59:51,366 --> 00:59:52,446 and Tam the Bam... 700 00:59:53,326 --> 00:59:54,406 and now Tucas 701 01:00:38,049 --> 01:00:39,248 Who are you waving at? 702 01:00:39,528 --> 01:00:41,529 Those nice gentlemen on the motorbikes, look. 703 01:00:44,489 --> 01:00:45,808 They're not on our side are they? 704 01:00:52,889 --> 01:00:53,450 Right you... 705 01:00:53,529 --> 01:00:54,010 Ohhh 706 01:00:55,729 --> 01:00:58,090 Hello my lovely, ho haw haw. 707 01:00:58,169 --> 01:00:59,490 Piss off puss face. 708 01:01:12,250 --> 01:01:14,250 Aim for the bike, not the rider. 709 01:01:30,691 --> 01:01:31,171 Wooo! 710 01:01:31,291 --> 01:01:31,651 Yeah! 711 01:01:31,731 --> 01:01:32,251 Yeah! 712 01:01:32,491 --> 01:01:33,491 Fuck you asshole. 713 01:01:33,571 --> 01:01:35,572 Don't pat your flaps just yet boys 714 01:01:35,651 --> 01:01:36,971 there's more of the bastards. 715 01:01:37,051 --> 01:01:37,451 Where? 716 01:01:37,851 --> 01:01:38,172 There! 717 01:01:38,251 --> 01:01:38,611 Argh! 718 01:01:43,212 --> 01:01:43,811 Stop the truck! 719 01:01:49,052 --> 01:01:49,492 Come on! 720 01:01:49,772 --> 01:01:50,452 What are you doing? 721 01:01:50,692 --> 01:01:51,772 Come on Wakowski! 722 01:02:09,853 --> 01:02:10,133 GO! 723 01:02:10,213 --> 01:02:10,493 GO! 724 01:02:17,693 --> 01:02:18,413 Are you ok? 725 01:02:18,733 --> 01:02:19,573 Hey Sarge uh 726 01:02:20,253 --> 01:02:21,133 you still got that uh 727 01:02:21,494 --> 01:02:22,174 that big gun? 728 01:02:22,493 --> 01:02:23,093 You mean this one? 729 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:23,534 oh 730 01:02:26,814 --> 01:02:27,774 It's not as big as his. 731 01:02:28,174 --> 01:02:28,693 As who's? 732 01:02:29,854 --> 01:02:30,614 That guy. 733 01:02:30,814 --> 01:02:31,454 OH FUCK! 734 01:02:59,935 --> 01:03:00,455 Right you 735 01:03:00,575 --> 01:03:01,016 OH! 736 01:03:14,136 --> 01:03:15,056 Bastard. 737 01:03:18,656 --> 01:03:20,296 This is as far as we go tit shits. 738 01:04:00,978 --> 01:04:01,458 Mother 739 01:04:01,538 --> 01:04:02,138 fucker! 740 01:04:05,219 --> 01:04:05,378 No 741 01:04:05,458 --> 01:04:05,698 no 742 01:04:05,778 --> 01:04:05,978 no 743 01:04:06,058 --> 01:04:06,258 no 744 01:04:06,338 --> 01:04:06,738 no 745 01:04:08,099 --> 01:04:10,979 The chemical infection has no effect on the body at all... 746 01:04:11,499 --> 01:04:12,819 The brain however 747 01:04:14,339 --> 01:04:16,979 They go down quicker than a Tayside trollop. 748 01:04:17,979 --> 01:04:19,819 Oh Christ, that's a doozy. 749 01:04:20,259 --> 01:04:22,659 I'm afraid the bite's too close to the main artery 750 01:04:22,859 --> 01:04:24,820 it's going to increase the spread of the infection. 751 01:04:25,019 --> 01:04:25,739 The fuck are they? 752 01:04:25,819 --> 01:04:26,699 Vampires? 753 01:04:26,939 --> 01:04:30,219 This is just a mere side effect of the weapon onboard that bomber. 754 01:04:30,300 --> 01:04:32,860 Seem to know a hell of a lot more than you are telling us asshole. 755 01:04:32,939 --> 01:04:35,380 That's why the British government's so interested in this. 756 01:04:35,460 --> 01:04:38,019 We can steal this technology and use it against them. 757 01:04:38,100 --> 01:04:40,140 If we knew what kind of twisted bullshit you were up to 758 01:04:40,220 --> 01:04:42,100 I would of told you where to shove your mission. 759 01:04:42,300 --> 01:04:44,060 Bloody Yankees have never won a war on your own... 760 01:04:46,060 --> 01:04:47,461 ohhhhh 761 01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:49,860 ohhh oh ohhhhh 762 01:04:51,220 --> 01:04:52,381 ohhh ohhhhh 763 01:05:22,662 --> 01:05:23,502 You're one 764 01:05:24,582 --> 01:05:25,142 Ugly... 765 01:05:25,222 --> 01:05:26,022 Mother 766 01:05:26,102 --> 01:05:27,663 Fucker! 767 01:05:35,222 --> 01:05:35,743 Come! 768 01:05:36,023 --> 01:05:37,142 Herr Dynamite 769 01:05:38,343 --> 01:05:39,303 surrender 770 01:05:39,983 --> 01:05:41,863 You are not only out numbered 771 01:05:43,343 --> 01:05:44,463 but out gunned 772 01:05:45,904 --> 01:05:47,303 Throw down your weapons 773 01:05:47,903 --> 01:05:49,864 and we will treat your with the respect 774 01:05:50,463 --> 01:05:53,343 such a worthy adversary deserves. 775 01:06:01,504 --> 01:06:02,424 What the fuck? 776 01:06:02,504 --> 01:06:04,064 He can't be fucking serious 777 01:06:04,144 --> 01:06:05,384 Dick don't do it. 778 01:06:05,944 --> 01:06:06,664 Surrender? 779 01:06:07,744 --> 01:06:08,984 Sounds like a great idea. 780 01:06:10,744 --> 01:06:11,385 Fuck! 781 01:06:27,625 --> 01:06:30,505 SO WHICH ONE OF YOU CUNTS SHOT DOWN MY BOMBER? 782 01:06:32,145 --> 01:06:32,585 Well... 783 01:06:32,666 --> 01:06:36,545 It was a rhetorical question you complete Kartofel Fotze. 784 01:06:38,386 --> 01:06:40,146 You complete arschlechs 785 01:06:40,226 --> 01:06:43,026 Foiled the biggest attack ever to hit the shores of America 786 01:06:43,506 --> 01:06:46,226 Thanks to you bunch of complete fuck-shits 787 01:06:46,666 --> 01:06:47,666 we were able to... 788 01:06:48,106 --> 01:06:49,827 retrieve this little baby... 789 01:06:50,227 --> 01:06:51,066 from the wreckage. 790 01:06:52,547 --> 01:06:53,066 It is... 791 01:06:53,186 --> 01:06:54,026 Die Heilung 792 01:06:54,706 --> 01:06:58,267 the bargaining chip I need to turn the course of this war 793 01:06:58,666 --> 01:06:59,667 in my favour. 794 01:07:01,347 --> 01:07:02,827 Unless you plan to stick that up my ass... 795 01:07:02,907 --> 01:07:03,667 do your worst. 796 01:07:03,867 --> 01:07:04,786 perhaps later. 797 01:08:56,433 --> 01:08:58,272 What do you think they're doing to Dick and the chick? 798 01:08:59,872 --> 01:09:02,193 Knowing Dick, he's probably putting his dick in a chick. 799 01:09:02,632 --> 01:09:04,432 If one were to hazard a guess, I'd say... 800 01:09:04,672 --> 01:09:06,713 in a similar predicament to ourselves... 801 01:09:07,073 --> 01:09:07,873 in other words... 802 01:09:08,313 --> 01:09:09,673 up a paddle without a creek. 803 01:09:15,634 --> 01:09:16,193 DICK! 804 01:09:16,833 --> 01:09:17,393 DICK! 805 01:09:21,634 --> 01:09:22,194 DICK! 806 01:09:23,274 --> 01:09:23,834 DICK! 807 01:09:24,313 --> 01:09:24,873 DICK! 808 01:09:27,274 --> 01:09:28,273 Where are we? 809 01:09:28,553 --> 01:09:32,074 Those Nazi tosspots seem to have brought us to some old church. 810 01:09:47,995 --> 01:09:48,594 Well... 811 01:09:48,955 --> 01:09:50,395 if it isn't Nosferatu 812 01:09:50,715 --> 01:09:52,835 Funny you should say that Dick Dynamite 813 01:09:53,275 --> 01:09:54,635 for there will be some blood 814 01:09:54,715 --> 01:09:55,915 about to be spilt. 815 01:09:56,355 --> 01:09:57,795 What have you done with my men? 816 01:09:57,876 --> 01:09:59,195 At this precise moment 817 01:09:59,315 --> 01:10:02,155 your pitiful band of rebels are about to be executed. 818 01:10:12,676 --> 01:10:14,236 How about me and you go right now? 819 01:10:14,316 --> 01:10:15,396 Toe to fuckin' Toe 820 01:10:15,476 --> 01:10:17,596 Man to man right here right fucking now. 821 01:10:17,676 --> 01:10:19,516 How about you put the fuckin' gun down. 822 01:10:19,876 --> 01:10:19,996 Ow! 823 01:10:20,076 --> 01:10:20,436 You... 824 01:10:20,676 --> 01:10:21,756 motherfucker! 825 01:10:22,196 --> 01:10:23,556 Nazi fucking prick! 826 01:10:26,716 --> 01:10:27,836 Any last words? 827 01:10:28,957 --> 01:10:30,477 These are my last words. 828 01:10:30,797 --> 01:10:34,197 I take comfort that this bullet will not harm an innocent man woman or child. 829 01:10:36,917 --> 01:10:38,197 God bless my family. 830 01:10:39,677 --> 01:10:40,837 God bless my enemy. 831 01:10:42,277 --> 01:10:43,717 God bless America. 832 01:10:44,317 --> 01:10:45,557 Full stop. 833 01:11:05,359 --> 01:11:07,679 Another one bites down on the dust. 834 01:11:08,118 --> 01:11:08,639 You see... 835 01:11:09,039 --> 01:11:09,918 aside from you... 836 01:11:13,279 --> 01:11:14,318 And so... 837 01:11:14,799 --> 01:11:15,839 I shall leave you 838 01:11:15,999 --> 01:11:17,439 in the very capable hands 839 01:11:17,599 --> 01:11:17,879 of 840 01:11:17,959 --> 01:11:19,039 Fahig. 841 01:11:20,919 --> 01:11:23,159 Before we say our final farewells 842 01:11:23,359 --> 01:11:24,560 I should like to leave you 843 01:11:24,759 --> 01:11:25,400 a special 844 01:11:25,800 --> 01:11:26,439 goodbye. 845 01:11:31,479 --> 01:11:32,120 Promise 846 01:11:32,559 --> 01:11:33,440 I'll kill you! 847 01:11:41,440 --> 01:11:42,280 Come on then 848 01:11:42,600 --> 01:11:43,641 do your worst. 849 01:11:48,040 --> 01:11:49,560 Don't you fucking touch her. 850 01:11:50,361 --> 01:11:50,721 No 851 01:12:17,322 --> 01:12:17,801 NO! 852 01:12:18,081 --> 01:12:18,562 NO! 853 01:12:19,482 --> 01:12:19,962 NO! 854 01:12:25,282 --> 01:12:25,722 NO! 855 01:12:26,362 --> 01:12:26,802 NO! 856 01:12:27,322 --> 01:12:27,962 JENNINGS! 857 01:12:28,203 --> 01:12:28,842 JENNINGS! 858 01:12:29,682 --> 01:12:30,162 NO! 859 01:12:30,722 --> 01:12:31,722 NO! 860 01:14:12,767 --> 01:14:15,367 He is merely a child! 861 01:14:17,327 --> 01:14:18,088 MASTER! 862 01:14:29,608 --> 01:14:30,928 Ahhh 863 01:14:31,608 --> 01:14:32,769 Herr Dynamite 864 01:14:33,048 --> 01:14:35,008 so glad you could join us 865 01:14:35,248 --> 01:14:37,088 you're just in time to witness 866 01:14:37,168 --> 01:14:38,968 the awesome power 867 01:14:39,248 --> 01:14:40,608 of die Heilung. 868 01:14:41,889 --> 01:14:43,329 Who would've thought that the 869 01:14:43,488 --> 01:14:44,929 introduction of a chemical 870 01:14:45,049 --> 01:14:46,369 so volatile 871 01:14:46,569 --> 01:14:48,529 would have rendered one under it's control 872 01:14:48,809 --> 01:14:50,169 so much more... 873 01:14:51,649 --> 01:14:53,089 controllable. 874 01:14:54,449 --> 01:14:55,609 After all 875 01:14:55,689 --> 01:14:58,130 what use is a soldier 876 01:14:58,569 --> 01:15:01,329 who does not recognise his superiors. 877 01:15:02,530 --> 01:15:03,129 Now... 878 01:15:03,570 --> 01:15:04,530 my child 879 01:15:05,690 --> 01:15:08,570 Kill Dick Dynamite! 880 01:15:22,531 --> 01:15:23,851 Bravo! 881 01:15:23,931 --> 01:15:25,771 Herr Dynamite... 882 01:15:26,290 --> 01:15:27,131 Bravo! 883 01:15:28,330 --> 01:15:30,051 You have just killed 884 01:15:30,571 --> 01:15:32,811 an innocent child 885 01:15:33,532 --> 01:15:34,571 in the eyes 886 01:15:36,211 --> 01:15:37,571 of God. 887 01:15:52,572 --> 01:15:53,892 Told you I'd kill you. 888 01:15:55,772 --> 01:15:57,212 With a touch of flair. 889 01:16:00,212 --> 01:16:00,813 Halt 890 01:16:01,292 --> 01:16:03,133 you will not touch Herr Dynamite 891 01:16:03,293 --> 01:16:05,453 until I give the command. 892 01:16:16,413 --> 01:16:16,933 Shtacker 893 01:16:17,373 --> 01:16:17,893 tonight... 894 01:16:18,493 --> 01:16:19,093 one of us dies. 895 01:16:19,173 --> 01:16:20,174 Arschgeige! 896 01:16:22,334 --> 01:16:23,333 What do you think this is? 897 01:16:23,414 --> 01:16:24,374 some kind of movie! 898 01:16:25,174 --> 01:16:25,934 In real life 899 01:16:26,014 --> 01:16:26,894 the bad guy 900 01:16:27,053 --> 01:16:28,693 always wins! 901 01:16:53,735 --> 01:16:56,455 You bible bashing Nazi son of a BITCH! 902 01:17:01,495 --> 01:17:03,216 What's the difference 903 01:17:03,616 --> 01:17:05,335 between Dick Dynamite 904 01:17:05,536 --> 01:17:06,695 and a Russian whore? 905 01:17:06,815 --> 01:17:08,376 About twenty bucks. 906 01:17:11,615 --> 01:17:13,496 You can get one extra finger 907 01:17:13,576 --> 01:17:14,736 in Dick. 908 01:17:45,137 --> 01:17:46,457 Prost! 909 01:17:46,858 --> 01:17:49,337 Let's kill this Fotze once and for alles. 910 01:17:49,818 --> 01:17:51,298 Folgen Mir! 911 01:17:57,418 --> 01:17:58,298 Time... 912 01:17:58,738 --> 01:17:59,578 to die. 913 01:18:10,819 --> 01:18:12,499 You doing alright there Sarge? 914 01:18:16,659 --> 01:18:17,699 Thanks Brooklyn. 915 01:18:17,859 --> 01:18:18,579 Uh uh baby 916 01:18:18,659 --> 01:18:20,060 you ain't got me to thank 917 01:18:20,419 --> 01:18:21,619 Wakowski here... 918 01:18:21,939 --> 01:18:24,339 well his balls just fucking dropped. 919 01:18:24,659 --> 01:18:25,260 You should of seen him 920 01:18:25,339 --> 01:18:25,859 he went bat shit crazy 921 01:18:25,940 --> 01:18:26,299 he went bat shit crazy No 922 01:18:26,379 --> 01:18:26,819 he went bat shit crazy 923 01:18:26,900 --> 01:18:27,219 Grrrr 924 01:18:27,300 --> 01:18:28,420 he went ball shit fuckin crazy. 925 01:18:28,499 --> 01:18:29,620 he went ball shit fuckin crazy. GET YOUR FUCKIN HANDS OF MY CAMERA YOU NAZI FUCK! 926 01:18:29,699 --> 01:18:31,739 GET YOUR FUCKIN HANDS OF MY CAMERA YOU NAZI FUCK! 927 01:18:35,220 --> 01:18:35,579 FUCK YOU! 928 01:18:35,660 --> 01:18:36,539 YOU NAZI FUCK! 929 01:18:36,620 --> 01:18:37,460 YOU WANT SOME TOO? 930 01:18:37,940 --> 01:18:39,020 YOU SHOULDN'T OF FUCKED WITH ME 931 01:18:39,180 --> 01:18:41,060 YOU SHOULDN'T OF FUCKED WITH MEE! 932 01:18:46,580 --> 01:18:47,420 What do we do now? 933 01:18:47,540 --> 01:18:49,180 There's too many of those fuckin' zombie creeps 934 01:18:49,261 --> 01:18:49,860 we gotta go 935 01:18:49,941 --> 01:18:50,581 NOW! 936 01:18:52,701 --> 01:18:55,501 They pushed this fuckin' peckerwood too fuckin' far 937 01:18:55,581 --> 01:18:58,141 and what they got was a wild fuckin' animal. 938 01:18:58,221 --> 01:19:00,101 I love this fucking new fucking guy. 939 01:19:00,421 --> 01:19:01,261 Listen Dick! 940 01:19:01,341 --> 01:19:02,861 we gotta get the fuck outta here. 941 01:19:07,222 --> 01:19:07,782 Come on Dick 942 01:19:07,861 --> 01:19:08,582 it's time to go 943 01:19:08,661 --> 01:19:08,941 go 944 01:19:09,022 --> 01:19:09,581 GO! 945 01:19:13,301 --> 01:19:14,902 Save your voice Master. 946 01:19:15,582 --> 01:19:19,062 Those huns have been stockpiling munitions... 947 01:19:20,382 --> 01:19:21,022 Weapons 948 01:19:21,662 --> 01:19:22,982 in our basement 949 01:19:23,862 --> 01:19:25,182 they have enough ordnance 950 01:19:26,342 --> 01:19:27,823 to stop a small army... 951 01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:30,742 Dick Dynamite. 952 01:19:31,942 --> 01:19:32,983 Make sure you... 953 01:19:45,263 --> 01:19:46,143 Come on Dick... 954 01:19:48,023 --> 01:19:48,903 it's time to go. 955 01:20:01,904 --> 01:20:02,544 Our father 956 01:20:03,184 --> 01:20:04,544 who art in Heaven 957 01:20:05,304 --> 01:20:06,864 Hallowed be thy name 958 01:20:08,265 --> 01:20:11,344 Please see that your hand guides Dick Dynamite 959 01:20:11,624 --> 01:20:14,504 on his path of righteous retribution 960 01:20:15,265 --> 01:20:17,384 upon his crusade against these 961 01:20:17,945 --> 01:20:18,785 Unholy 962 01:20:19,105 --> 01:20:20,625 abominations 963 01:20:20,945 --> 01:20:23,104 and the masters who created them. 964 01:20:24,425 --> 01:20:26,945 May he never be overcome by evil 965 01:20:27,025 --> 01:20:28,905 but be a force for good. 966 01:20:29,625 --> 01:20:30,665 And Lord... 967 01:20:31,625 --> 01:20:32,666 Punish those 968 01:20:32,745 --> 01:20:33,945 BASTARDS 969 01:20:34,905 --> 01:20:36,145 for their judgment 970 01:20:36,705 --> 01:20:38,026 is nigh. 971 01:20:45,586 --> 01:20:46,546 Dig in boys. 972 01:20:59,547 --> 01:21:02,867 What the fuck is it with these European broads and their hairy fuckin' pits? 973 01:21:15,147 --> 01:21:16,187 Hey Hey Heeey 974 01:21:16,387 --> 01:21:19,627 check out the fucking size of this mother fucker. 975 01:21:21,868 --> 01:21:22,227 You know I... 976 01:21:22,308 --> 01:21:23,668 I think Dicks is bigger. 977 01:21:39,548 --> 01:21:40,149 Really Dick? 978 01:21:41,109 --> 01:21:42,189 Burning books... 979 01:21:42,828 --> 01:21:43,789 You know if you do that 980 01:21:43,869 --> 01:21:45,149 you're no better than them. 981 01:21:48,269 --> 01:21:49,629 No... I'm worse. 982 01:21:52,749 --> 01:21:53,549 You guys go ahead. 983 01:21:53,630 --> 01:21:54,469 I'll catch up. 984 01:21:55,709 --> 01:21:56,989 Come on, let's get 'em. 990 01:21:57,305 --> 01:22:57,691 Get 30% OFF for VIP membership on MY-SUBS.com osdb.link/bf2024 63309

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