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[wind howling]
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[gentle music]
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- Tell me there's a
Bigfoot behind me.
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[birds chirping]
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No such luck.
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Just bloody trees, grass.
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Which is a shame 'cause it
costs quite a lot of money
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to fly out here.
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This place in general though.
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So thank you, student loan,
for being there for me.
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Even when Bigfoot was not.
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[gentle music]
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This week on, "Monster
Hunters" we're here in Scotland
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looking for none other
than the Loch Ness Monster.
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Is he under there?
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I like to think so.
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But we are, it must be
said, missing a monster,
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one large monster short, we be.
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[gentle music]
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[chimney dirt trickling]
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[boots thudding]
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[werewolf growling]
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[gentle music]
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- [Joe Bob Voiceover] "It was
the night before Christmas
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"when all through the house,
not a creature was stirring,
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"not even a mouse.
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"The stockings were hung
by the chimney with care
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"in hopes that St. Nicholas
soon would be there.
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"The children were nestled
all snug in their beds
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"while visions of sugar
plums danced in their heads.
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"And mama and her
kerchief and I and my cap
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"had just settled our brains
for a long winter's nap.
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"When out on the lawn
there run such a clatter,
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"I sprang from my bed to
see what was the matter.
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"Away to the window
I flew like a flash,
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"threw open the shutters
and threw up the sash.
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"The moon on the breast
of the new fallen snow
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"gave a luster of
midday to objects below.
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"When what to my
wondering eyes did appear,
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"but a miniature sleigh
and eight tiny reindeer.
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"With a little old driver
so lively and quick,
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"I knew in a moment
he must be St. Nick.
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"More rapid than eagles,
his coarser as they came
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"and he whistled and shouted
and called them by name.
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"Now Dasher, now Dancer,
now Prancer and Vixen.
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"On Comet, on Cupid,
on Donner and Blitzen.
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"To the top of the porch,
to the top of the wall.
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"Now dash away, dash
away, dash away all.
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[wind howling]
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"As leaves that before
the wild hurricane fly
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"when they meet with an
obstacle mount to the sky,
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"so up to the housetop
the coursers they flew
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"with a sleigh full of
toys and St. Nicholas too.
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"And then in a twinkling,
I heard on the roof
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"the prancing and pawing
of each little hoof.
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"As I drew in my head
and was turning around,
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"down the chimney, St.
Nicholas came with a bound.
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"He was dressed all in fur
from his head to his foot
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"and his clothes were all
tarnished with ashes and soot.
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"A bundle of toys he
had flung on his back
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"and he looked like a peddler
just opening his pack.
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"His eyes, how they twinkled,
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"his dimples how merry.
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"His cheeks were like roses,
his nose like a cherry.
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"His droll little mouth
was drawn up like a bow
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"and the beard on his chin
was as white as the snow.
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"The stump of a pipe he
held tight in his teeth
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"and the smoke, it encircled
his head like a wreath.
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"He had a broad face
and a little round belly
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"that shook when he laughed
like a bowl full of jelly.
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"He was chubby and plump,
a right jolly old elf.
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"I laughed when I saw
him in spite of myself.
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"A wink of his eye and
a twist of his head
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"soon gave me to know
I had nothing to dread.
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"He spoke not a word, but
went straight to his work
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"and filled all the stockings.
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"Then turned with a jerk.
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"And laying his finger aside
of his nose and giving a nod
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"up the chimney he rose.
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"He sprained to his sleigh,
to his team gave a whistle
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"and away they all flew
like the down of a thistle.
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"But I heard him explain,
as he drove out of sight,
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"Happy Christmas to all
and to all a good night.
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"And then,
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"well, things went completely
fucking batshit crazy,
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"if you know what I mean.
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"And I think you do.
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"Joe Bob says, be careful
what you wish for."
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- [Radio Host] See that was
very bright, on the radio.
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Now here's one that most
kids like, this kid does too.
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Standby.
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[gentle upbeat music]
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♪ You better watch out ♪
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- Quick cameo for
my handsome face.
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But I'm not the
reason you're here.
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Name?
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- Gray, Lucy Gray.
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- [Dustin] Oh, hang on,
just wanna get a shot
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of the Hastings sign.
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♪ He's making a list,
checking it twice ♪
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♪ He's gonna find out ♪
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- [Dustin] Oh fuck off,
mate, it's already clean.
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- He's harmless.
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There you go, Stan.
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Go get yourself some real
meth, not that cheap shit.
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- [Dustin] No, you're crazy.
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- Tis the season to be
jolly, so say the idiots.
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[car engine revving]
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Can we please listen
to something else.
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I'm so fucking sick
of Christmas music.
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- [Dustin] This is a classic.
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♪ Jingle Bells, Jingle
Bells, jingle all the way ♪
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♪ Oh what fun it is to ride
on a one horse open sleigh ♪
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- Dustin.
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- [Dustin] What?
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- Change it please.
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- [Dustin] What have you
got against Christmas?
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- Oh, I don't know, you name it.
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Parents are divorced
on Christmas Day.
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Being so broke this year
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that I stole my gifts
from John Lewis.
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Legged it when the alarm went
off and twisted my ankle,
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which I had for fucking days.
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All whilst this song
miraculously played
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everywhere I hobbled.
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So fuck this song
and fuck Christmas.
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- [Dustin] Wow, I think
you gave me a semi.
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- We're here to
investigate werewolves,
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not to celebrate the profits
of certain retailers.
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♪ It is to ride in a one ♪
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- [Dustin] Can we stop
and fuck somewhere?
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- No.
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[car engine revving]
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♪ Jingle Bells ♪
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- [Dustin] That stuff
about your parents.
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I'm sorry.
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- Why, it wasn't you
shagged the bimbo
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who runs the bingo hall, was it?
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- [Dustin] It wasn't, no.
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♪ Oh what fun ♪
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- [Dustin] How old were
you when it happened?
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- Oh, please.
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♪ In a one horse open sleigh ♪
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[upbeat music]
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How does it happen/
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What, like you can't keep your
fucking dick in your pants.
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- Oh, gee, fucking calm down.
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You'd gone.
- Which, where am I going?
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Am am I going left and right?
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- [Dustin] Left.
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- Fucking hell.
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- [Dustin] It just happened.
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I was drinking, she was
drinking, you were gone.
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- It doesn't just
fucking happen.
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I didn't accidentally fall
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on someone else's cock, did I?
- We're not exclusive, Lucy.
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We go around telling people
that we're just fucking,
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why would we be exclusive?
- I don't, I don't.
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- We never fucking said that.
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- Fine, fine.
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So I'll just go around
and fuck your best mate,
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shall I?
- It's not even the best mate.
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- Shut the fuck up, Dustin.
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- You keep saying how
much you fucking hate her.
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- You're fucking, you dare
fucking film this Dustin.
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[car engine revving]
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- [Dustin] Looks cozy.
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- Do not be fooled.
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[door knocking]
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[gentle music]
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- Lucy.
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Why is there a
camera in my face?
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- Merry Christmas to you too.
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Doing a thing on my werewolves.
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- Well I'm not a
bloody werewolf, am I?
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- [Dustin] Just checking
the settings, Mrs. Gray,
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as we might do some
interview stuff in here.
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Gonna have to swing a lens Luce.
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- But who the hell are you?
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- [Dustin] Oh, I'm Dustin.
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- Oh, you didn't tell me
you were bringing someone.
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- Oh, so what if I did?
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This is Dustin.
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He's good enough in bed
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for us to be casually
seeing each other.
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He's in a band called
I Piss On Your Soul.
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And annoyingly labels
himself as Wicken.
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He's incredibly high and
he drinks way too much,
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making Christmas his
favorite time of year
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because everyone else
becomes an alcoholic too.
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On that note, I would
love a Bailey's or three.
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- [Dustin] Hi.
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- Where's the Bailey's.
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[clock ticking]
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- [Dustin] Quiet in here?
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- This is generally
how it goes, for hours.
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Mum and I have
nothing in common.
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- No, I'm not talking 'cause
I don't like the camera.
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- Ignore it.
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- I can't, it's in my space.
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- Look at me a sec Luce?
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- It's a charming T-shirt.
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So how's university?
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- I dropped out.
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- Oh good God.
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- But you're still working
at the coffee shop?
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- I got fired.
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- Lucy.
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What am I gonna do with you?
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Still, it's very nice
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to have you down for
Christmas, darling.
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- [Dustin] Thought we were
gonna interview your mum
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about the werewolves.
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- No, I didn't agree to that.
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- No you don't have to
if you don't want to.
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- I'd have to do my hair.
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- Fine, so how have you been
mum, yoga stuff all okay?
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- Well I'm still teaching,
if that's what you mean.
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- I'm not sure that
is what I mean.
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You know, I'm confused,
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like we're having
conversation on Mars.
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- Most likely yes, yes, if
you've been at the ganja again.
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Oh, Lucy, take off that
stinky, stinky jacket.
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Let me put it in the wash.
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- You can't put a leather
jacket in the wash.
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- What?
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You practically
live in that thing.
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Do you have a bed in there
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or something?
- Funny.
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- She used to be
such a sweet girl.
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Here she is at the fun fair.
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She was a hell of a shot.
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[Dustin giggling]
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Your old glasses.
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Oh, put them on
Lucy, put them on.
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- You want a cup of tea mum?
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- No, I'm fine, thanks.
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- Cool, let's just sit
here for a bit longer then.
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[door knocking]
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Dad.
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- [Dustin] I'm gonna grab some
exterior shots at the house.
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- What?
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Oh great.
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Dad.
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- Happy Christmas.
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- You look great.
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You're glowing.
248
00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:17,082
- Ah, I feel pretty good.
249
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:18,717
What's with the camera?
250
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,185
- Charlie.
251
00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:21,487
- Carol.
252
00:10:21,489 --> 00:10:23,055
How's the yoga thing going?
253
00:10:23,057 --> 00:10:24,423
- It's fine, thanks.
254
00:10:24,425 --> 00:10:26,058
How's the drinking thing going?
255
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,092
- Touche.
256
00:10:27,094 --> 00:10:28,393
- Look at you.
257
00:10:28,395 --> 00:10:30,095
You're half cut already.
258
00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,464
You know you can't just
turn up here like this.
259
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,866
- I can when my
daughter's in town.
260
00:10:33,868 --> 00:10:35,300
- Lemme cook your steak.
261
00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:36,668
- No, I better.
262
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,770
Love the T-shirt by the way.
263
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:41,373
Oh damn, I forgot to
bring your present.
264
00:10:41,375 --> 00:10:42,641
- Ugh.
- Doesn't matter.
265
00:10:42,643 --> 00:10:44,476
- Old habits die
hard, don't they?
266
00:10:44,478 --> 00:10:46,678
Do you know he once forgot
to close the front door,
267
00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:47,980
we were leaving the house
268
00:10:47,982 --> 00:10:50,082
and burglars came in
and took everything
269
00:10:50,084 --> 00:10:52,151
without even having to
break a bloody window.
270
00:10:52,153 --> 00:10:53,555
[car horn honking]
271
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,488
Is there a woman in your car?
272
00:10:56,490 --> 00:10:57,291
- Yes.
273
00:10:58,392 --> 00:10:59,658
- Well,
274
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:00,562
show her in.
275
00:11:02,597 --> 00:11:04,363
- The last time I
brought a woman in here,
276
00:11:04,365 --> 00:11:05,632
you threw a toaster at her head.
277
00:11:05,634 --> 00:11:06,767
- She deserved it.
278
00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,067
- She said hello.
279
00:11:09,069 --> 00:11:10,903
- Yeah, it was how
she said hello.
280
00:11:10,905 --> 00:11:12,771
It was her tone.
281
00:11:12,773 --> 00:11:15,474
A new bloody woman every week.
282
00:11:15,476 --> 00:11:16,844
You're like a dog on heat.
283
00:11:18,279 --> 00:11:19,878
Justin, is it?
284
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,712
- [Dustin] Dustin.
285
00:11:20,714 --> 00:11:21,947
- Whatever.
286
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:22,748
Can you please turn
that bloody thing off?
287
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,850
This is personal stuff.
288
00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:27,019
Pulling sluts off
Tinder all the time.
289
00:11:27,021 --> 00:11:28,253
I know you are on there.
290
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,155
You're such a cliche.
291
00:11:30,157 --> 00:11:31,823
I dunno what they see in you.
292
00:11:31,825 --> 00:11:33,825
- Whatever you saw in me.
293
00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:37,162
- Well, whatever it was, I
mustn't have had my contacts in.
294
00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:38,065
- Touche.
295
00:11:43,037 --> 00:11:45,003
- [Dustin] Shh.
296
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:48,042
[car engine revving]
297
00:11:54,415 --> 00:11:57,584
It is like you are an
extra in your own life
298
00:11:57,586 --> 00:12:00,020
when you should be
playing the lead.
299
00:12:01,322 --> 00:12:05,625
You just sit about smoking
weed, watching life pass you by.
300
00:12:05,627 --> 00:12:07,292
You wear all this crazy shit
301
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,330
but it's like it's wearing you.
302
00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,397
You have to do something in life
303
00:12:12,399 --> 00:12:13,765
to earn having bright red hair,
304
00:12:13,767 --> 00:12:15,836
you're not even in a band.
305
00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:19,672
Ignore me.
306
00:12:19,674 --> 00:12:20,575
It's the weed.
307
00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:23,108
- On my YouTube channel?
308
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,877
- [Dustin] With like,
four people watching it.
309
00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:28,146
- At least my name isn't Dustin.
310
00:12:28,148 --> 00:12:29,348
You ever heard of the
lead singer of a band
311
00:12:29,350 --> 00:12:31,149
being called Dustin?
312
00:12:31,151 --> 00:12:32,417
No.
313
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:36,223
If Justin Timberlake
is Dustin Timberlake,
314
00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:39,791
he'd be working at KFC.
315
00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:40,959
[victim screaming]
316
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:42,029
- Oh my God.
317
00:12:45,065 --> 00:12:46,765
- Lucy.
318
00:12:46,767 --> 00:12:49,738
[victim screaming]
319
00:12:57,945 --> 00:12:59,280
- Should I call the police?
320
00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:00,981
Lucy?
321
00:13:02,249 --> 00:13:03,150
Oh fuck.
322
00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,721
[wind howling]
323
00:13:31,211 --> 00:13:34,616
[police sirens blaring]
324
00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:47,828
I'd rather not break
into a police station.
325
00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:02,276
- That way, there's back way in.
326
00:14:04,011 --> 00:14:05,645
They all glorify my dad,
327
00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:07,412
even though he's the only
chief constable in history
328
00:14:07,414 --> 00:14:08,648
who doesn't drive.
329
00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:10,819
It's so lame, they all
have to drive him around
330
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,990
Right then, Monster Hunters,
let's see what we can find.
331
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,326
- [Dustin] Okay, I've
decided you are crazy.
332
00:14:21,328 --> 00:14:23,763
- Maybe, but I
don't buy the story
333
00:14:23,765 --> 00:14:26,066
that guy simply got
mauled by some dog.
334
00:14:31,706 --> 00:14:35,109
[police sirens blaring]
335
00:14:41,281 --> 00:14:42,182
Whiskey?
336
00:14:45,553 --> 00:14:46,586
Maybe not.
337
00:14:46,588 --> 00:14:50,455
[police sirens blaring]
338
00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,358
Oh.
339
00:14:52,660 --> 00:14:53,726
Can you zoom in on that?
340
00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:54,895
- [Dustin] Silver bullets.
341
00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,168
Might be a joke.
342
00:15:12,146 --> 00:15:15,380
- They made us believe it
was like a fireside story.
343
00:15:15,382 --> 00:15:18,252
Like werewolves living in
caves, falling off the cliffs.
344
00:15:19,854 --> 00:15:21,687
Why they choose to live
in Hastings of all places
345
00:15:21,689 --> 00:15:23,623
is the biggest mystery.
346
00:15:23,625 --> 00:15:25,560
[door hinge creaking]
347
00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:27,959
Okay.
348
00:15:27,961 --> 00:15:29,327
Should we take the whiskey?
349
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:31,031
- [Dustin] I'm more
of a sherry guy.
350
00:15:44,646 --> 00:15:46,546
Your parents are a weird fit.
351
00:15:46,548 --> 00:15:47,946
How'd they meet?
352
00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:50,650
- Dad met mum when
he arrested her.
353
00:15:50,652 --> 00:15:52,284
She went kind of crazy
in a shopping mall
354
00:15:52,286 --> 00:15:53,185
when they told her
she couldn't get
355
00:15:53,187 --> 00:15:55,253
a certain bath mat in blue.
356
00:15:55,255 --> 00:15:56,925
- [Dustin] I see
where you get it from?
357
00:16:01,729 --> 00:16:02,630
- Seven,
358
00:16:03,731 --> 00:16:05,365
I was seven when they divorced.
359
00:16:08,235 --> 00:16:10,135
I ran outta the house, without
either of them noticing,
360
00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,271
into these woods.
361
00:16:12,774 --> 00:16:15,875
I really believe I saw
one of those werewolves.
362
00:16:15,877 --> 00:16:17,177
- [Dustin] Batteries gone.
363
00:16:18,212 --> 00:16:20,280
- Okay ugh.
364
00:16:23,518 --> 00:16:26,218
So, Monster Hunters,
365
00:16:26,220 --> 00:16:30,255
we have a rare full
moon on Christmas Eve
366
00:16:30,257 --> 00:16:35,062
and we're back in the
park, hunting werewolves.
367
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:37,966
What was that?
368
00:16:38,967 --> 00:16:39,866
Do you hear it?
369
00:16:39,868 --> 00:16:40,768
- [Dustin] Nope.
370
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:43,301
[dogs barking]
371
00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:44,973
- Fuck.
372
00:16:47,809 --> 00:16:49,476
- [Dustin] Merry Christmas mate.
373
00:16:51,613 --> 00:16:52,545
- Before you say it,
374
00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:54,147
no I'm not scared of dogs.
375
00:16:55,249 --> 00:16:56,816
You want a hash cookie?
376
00:16:56,818 --> 00:16:58,751
- [Dustin] No,
they're too strong.
377
00:16:58,753 --> 00:16:59,752
You made 'em wrong.
378
00:16:59,754 --> 00:17:03,188
- No, I made them just right.
379
00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,560
They're here in my pocket
if you change your mind.
380
00:17:06,393 --> 00:17:07,695
Let's just explore a bit.
381
00:17:09,196 --> 00:17:13,098
So yes, viewers, we have drugs.
382
00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:14,368
Don't tell on us.
383
00:17:15,335 --> 00:17:16,702
- [Dustin] I'm freezing.
384
00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:18,305
- We'll have a hot
chocolate when we get home.
385
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,171
- [Dustin] With marshmallows?
386
00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:21,908
- Yes.
387
00:17:21,910 --> 00:17:23,277
- [Dustin] And a hand job?
388
00:17:34,522 --> 00:17:35,453
- What is that?
389
00:17:35,455 --> 00:17:36,691
- [Dustin] What's what?
390
00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:38,960
- That.
391
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,627
- [Dustin] Oh, come on Luce,
392
00:17:41,629 --> 00:17:43,363
you saw what happened
to that bloke.
393
00:17:44,732 --> 00:17:45,932
Lucy?
394
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:48,634
[thunder rumbling]
395
00:17:48,636 --> 00:17:49,537
Thunder.
396
00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:53,908
We're lost.
397
00:18:02,617 --> 00:18:05,620
[thunder rumbling]
398
00:18:19,033 --> 00:18:21,199
- Well I know we
promised you monsters,
399
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:23,536
but it seems tonight
we're bringing you
400
00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:26,941
an actual Santa sighting.
401
00:18:30,845 --> 00:18:33,345
[Santa screaming]
402
00:18:33,347 --> 00:18:36,416
[werewolf growling]
403
00:18:41,556 --> 00:18:43,421
- Bless you my child.
404
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:44,324
Bless you.
405
00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:47,093
It's safe.
406
00:18:47,095 --> 00:18:49,262
It ran off.
407
00:18:52,132 --> 00:18:53,133
- So much blood.
408
00:18:54,869 --> 00:18:55,837
- It's okay.
409
00:18:57,005 --> 00:18:59,774
I'm sure that I
can find my feet.
410
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,044
- We have to get
you to a hospital.
411
00:19:07,280 --> 00:19:08,516
Aren't you in pain?
412
00:19:15,823 --> 00:19:17,959
- It's the strangest thing.
413
00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,726
[thunder rumbling]
414
00:19:20,728 --> 00:19:24,398
No pain at all.
415
00:19:26,567 --> 00:19:29,769
[Santa screaming]
416
00:19:29,771 --> 00:19:32,738
[thunder rumbling]
417
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:34,876
- [Lucy] The hash cookies
fell out my pocket.
418
00:19:35,677 --> 00:19:37,076
[thunder rumbling]
419
00:19:37,078 --> 00:19:39,113
- [Dustin] Great, a
werewolf with the munchies.
420
00:19:47,722 --> 00:19:49,722
Might have to save
the town, Luce,
421
00:19:49,724 --> 00:19:52,223
the world even, save Christmas.
422
00:19:52,225 --> 00:19:54,560
Nobody knows more about
monsters than you.
423
00:19:54,562 --> 00:19:55,728
- Why would I wanna
save Christmas?
424
00:19:55,730 --> 00:19:56,864
I couldn't care less.
425
00:19:58,331 --> 00:20:01,767
Oh, come on, my only knowledge
comes from comic books.
426
00:20:01,769 --> 00:20:03,201
- [Dustin] It's a start.
427
00:20:03,203 --> 00:20:04,605
You owe it to your viewers.
428
00:20:06,541 --> 00:20:08,040
Take the camera.
429
00:20:08,042 --> 00:20:09,240
I'm getting an Uber back
to London no matter cost,
430
00:20:09,242 --> 00:20:09,909
I'm out of here.
- Okay, fine, fine,
431
00:20:09,911 --> 00:20:11,242
you're right.
432
00:20:11,244 --> 00:20:12,377
People need to know the truth
433
00:20:12,379 --> 00:20:14,513
about whatever
happens here tonight.
434
00:20:14,515 --> 00:20:16,682
This is an episode
like any other,
435
00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:19,319
just with an actual monster.
436
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:23,089
But I need you
behind the camera.
437
00:20:23,091 --> 00:20:23,923
- [Dustin] No way.
438
00:20:23,925 --> 00:20:25,157
You're on your own.
439
00:20:25,159 --> 00:20:25,825
I'm getting the
fuck out of here.
440
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:26,694
- Dustin,
441
00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:28,728
Dustin, if you don't film me,
442
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:30,330
I will release our
sex tape online.
443
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,365
- [Dustin] Which one?
444
00:20:33,901 --> 00:20:35,735
- The one where you made
me dress up as your mum.
445
00:20:35,737 --> 00:20:37,268
- [Dustin] Okay.
446
00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:38,072
Okay, okay.
447
00:20:45,113 --> 00:20:46,480
- Where are the police cars?
448
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:49,751
- [Dustin] This prick again.
449
00:21:00,027 --> 00:21:02,427
- [Shop Owner] Excuse
me, can I help you?
450
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:04,565
- Yes, I need some
silver bullets please.
451
00:21:06,734 --> 00:21:08,167
Do some damage with this.
452
00:21:08,169 --> 00:21:10,435
- [Carol] What are you doing?
453
00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:13,406
- Santa's turned into a werewolf
and we're gonna kill him.
454
00:21:14,742 --> 00:21:17,109
He's probably right now climbing
down chimney after chimney,
455
00:21:17,111 --> 00:21:18,345
eating family's alive.
456
00:21:19,714 --> 00:21:21,781
- Are you making this up
for one of your films?
457
00:21:21,783 --> 00:21:23,015
- Yeah, if you like.
458
00:21:23,017 --> 00:21:23,949
I'm gonna need to
borrow your car.
459
00:21:23,951 --> 00:21:25,383
- Well what about your car?
460
00:21:25,385 --> 00:21:26,919
- Police took it 'til
tomorrow 'cause I was high.
461
00:21:26,921 --> 00:21:28,821
- No, it's my name
on the license.
462
00:21:28,823 --> 00:21:29,955
- There are bigger
things to worry about.
463
00:21:29,957 --> 00:21:30,825
- No.
464
00:21:32,193 --> 00:21:34,126
- Fine, you'll just have to
come with us and drive us.
465
00:21:34,128 --> 00:21:35,961
- Drive you, drive you where?
466
00:21:35,963 --> 00:21:37,229
- To the wolf.
467
00:21:37,231 --> 00:21:38,697
- [Dustin] How are
we gonna find it?
468
00:21:38,699 --> 00:21:39,765
- We'll follow the
police or something.
469
00:21:39,767 --> 00:21:40,966
Dad, we need to call dad.
470
00:21:40,968 --> 00:21:42,735
- Look I don't know
what all this is about,
471
00:21:42,737 --> 00:21:45,104
but okay, I'll do
the driving for you.
472
00:21:45,106 --> 00:21:46,639
But in exchange, Lucy,
473
00:21:46,641 --> 00:21:49,875
I would like you to help me
stuff the Turkey later, okay.
474
00:21:49,877 --> 00:21:50,878
- Whatever, let's go.
475
00:21:52,747 --> 00:21:53,946
Have you done your hair, mum?
476
00:21:53,948 --> 00:21:55,413
- Yes.
477
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:57,550
If I'm gonna be on the
bloody camera all the time.
478
00:21:57,552 --> 00:21:58,483
- You love it!
479
00:21:58,485 --> 00:21:59,352
- I do not.
480
00:22:00,387 --> 00:22:01,720
- Mum, can we go faster?
481
00:22:01,722 --> 00:22:03,255
Dad, pick up.
482
00:22:03,257 --> 00:22:05,758
- So I'm driving towards
the sound of the sirens?
483
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:06,992
- Yes.
484
00:22:06,994 --> 00:22:09,195
I wish dad picks up
his bloody phone.
485
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:10,763
- Mm, tell me about it.
486
00:22:10,765 --> 00:22:11,964
What do you need him for?
487
00:22:11,966 --> 00:22:13,267
- Tell you later.
488
00:22:14,367 --> 00:22:15,301
- Well, this is madness.
489
00:22:15,303 --> 00:22:16,168
- [Lucy] Oh you love it.
490
00:22:16,170 --> 00:22:17,138
- I do not.
491
00:22:18,471 --> 00:22:21,406
- Actually, can we quickly
stop over at Rupert's?
492
00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:22,575
He's only person I know
493
00:22:22,577 --> 00:22:24,510
who's read more monster
books that I have.
494
00:22:24,512 --> 00:22:25,911
- [Carol] There's something
wrong with that man.
495
00:22:25,913 --> 00:22:27,947
- There are a lots of
things wrong with him.
496
00:22:27,949 --> 00:22:28,948
- [Dustin] Who's Rupert?
497
00:22:28,950 --> 00:22:30,549
- Best childhood mate.
498
00:22:30,551 --> 00:22:32,350
[door knocking]
499
00:22:32,352 --> 00:22:34,922
[dog barking]
500
00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:37,357
Rupert.
501
00:22:38,192 --> 00:22:39,658
- Lucy.
502
00:22:39,660 --> 00:22:41,193
- Santa's turned
into a werewolf.
503
00:22:41,195 --> 00:22:43,562
Might need your help
to save Christmas.
504
00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:45,831
[insects chirping]
505
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:47,001
- I'll grab my jacket.
506
00:22:48,936 --> 00:22:52,638
[car engine revving]
507
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:54,075
- Anyone want a jelly ring?
508
00:22:58,913 --> 00:22:59,745
How do we kill it?
509
00:22:59,747 --> 00:23:00,748
- I'm not sure.
510
00:23:01,582 --> 00:23:02,948
Got an ice skate.
511
00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:04,482
- Where's the other one?
512
00:23:04,484 --> 00:23:06,318
- I don't know, lost.
513
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:08,287
- I take it that
blade's not pure silver.
514
00:23:08,289 --> 00:23:09,588
- Obviously not.
515
00:23:09,590 --> 00:23:11,790
- You need real silver
to kill a werewolf.
516
00:23:11,792 --> 00:23:12,693
- Yeah, I know.
517
00:23:13,561 --> 00:23:15,129
- Look, we can't just kill it.
518
00:23:16,297 --> 00:23:17,229
- Why not?
519
00:23:17,231 --> 00:23:19,298
- 'Cause it's Father Christmas.
520
00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:20,833
- That thing is not
Father Christmas.
521
00:23:20,835 --> 00:23:22,503
- It is, deep down.
522
00:23:23,638 --> 00:23:25,640
But at least we'd be
sure of killing him.
523
00:23:26,974 --> 00:23:29,375
A werewolf can only be killed
by someone who loves him.
524
00:23:29,377 --> 00:23:31,612
And who doesn't love
Father Christmas?
525
00:23:33,314 --> 00:23:34,348
I must say Lucy,
526
00:23:35,616 --> 00:23:38,384
you look better
than you used to.
527
00:23:38,386 --> 00:23:40,085
Pretty, almost.
528
00:23:40,087 --> 00:23:42,288
- Thanks, I guess.
529
00:23:42,290 --> 00:23:44,455
- [Dustin] Why are you
wearing a suit, dude?
530
00:23:44,457 --> 00:23:46,525
You just come from
work or something?
531
00:23:46,527 --> 00:23:49,561
- No, I was just at home, dude.
532
00:23:49,563 --> 00:23:50,863
- It's just Rupert's thing.
533
00:23:50,865 --> 00:23:52,331
Never seen him out of a suit.
534
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:54,366
- 'Cause I got style girl.
535
00:23:54,368 --> 00:23:57,338
- Please, you look like a
disgraced kids TV presenter.
536
00:24:04,245 --> 00:24:07,315
[werewolf growling]
537
00:24:10,851 --> 00:24:12,384
- [Rupert] How are
you gonna do it, Luce?
538
00:24:12,386 --> 00:24:13,319
- [Lucy] I'm gonna
smash the ice skate
539
00:24:13,321 --> 00:24:14,720
into the side of his head.
540
00:24:14,722 --> 00:24:17,792
[werewolf growling]
541
00:24:26,499 --> 00:24:27,599
- [Rupert] Luce.
542
00:24:27,601 --> 00:24:29,201
- [Lucy] I can't do it.
543
00:24:29,203 --> 00:24:32,340
[werewolf growling]
544
00:24:33,607 --> 00:24:34,540
[glass breaking]
545
00:24:34,542 --> 00:24:35,808
- [Dustin] Why has it run away?
546
00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:37,376
- [Rupert] Not developed
its killer instinct yet.
547
00:24:37,378 --> 00:24:38,677
Inside he's still Santa.
548
00:24:38,679 --> 00:24:39,945
- [Lucy] We'll
get him next time.
549
00:24:39,947 --> 00:24:41,647
- [Reporter] Footage has
surfaced on social media
550
00:24:41,649 --> 00:24:43,148
of this werewolf Santa,
551
00:24:43,150 --> 00:24:46,919
in a local park, eating the
heart out of a child's chest.
552
00:24:46,921 --> 00:24:48,488
Local residents said they saw--
553
00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:55,696
- [Dustin] Looks like he's
found that killer instinct.
554
00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:59,133
[window tapping]
555
00:25:01,135 --> 00:25:02,868
- What happened to your eye?
556
00:25:02,870 --> 00:25:05,170
- Night shifts can be tough.
557
00:25:05,172 --> 00:25:07,673
Carol, what are you doing here?
558
00:25:07,675 --> 00:25:09,375
- They asked me to drive.
559
00:25:09,377 --> 00:25:10,442
I dunno what's going on there,
560
00:25:10,444 --> 00:25:11,710
there's some horrible footage
561
00:25:11,712 --> 00:25:14,279
of some child being
eaten on their phones.
562
00:25:14,281 --> 00:25:15,616
But all these sirens.
563
00:25:16,684 --> 00:25:17,950
- Go home.
564
00:25:17,952 --> 00:25:19,918
- We saw him, Dad.
565
00:25:19,920 --> 00:25:22,187
We saw Santa get bit by that.
566
00:25:22,189 --> 00:25:23,222
- Werewolf.
- Yeah,
567
00:25:23,224 --> 00:25:24,523
we were there when it happened.
568
00:25:24,525 --> 00:25:26,492
So no police coverups.
569
00:25:26,494 --> 00:25:28,127
- [Dustin] You are
such a dickhead.
570
00:25:28,129 --> 00:25:30,229
- You weren't there, Rupert.
571
00:25:30,231 --> 00:25:31,463
- Yeah, maybe not.
572
00:25:31,465 --> 00:25:32,364
But I have this
video on my phone.
573
00:25:32,366 --> 00:25:33,599
- Gimme that.
574
00:25:33,601 --> 00:25:34,802
- [Rupert] Hey,
police brutality.
575
00:25:35,836 --> 00:25:37,069
- I'm deleting it.
576
00:25:37,071 --> 00:25:38,270
- Go ahead.
577
00:25:38,272 --> 00:25:40,672
It's everywhere anyway,
on everyone's phone.
578
00:25:40,674 --> 00:25:44,076
And I know about the UFO
coverup in this town too.
579
00:25:44,078 --> 00:25:46,245
They're hiding aliens in the
old town Friar chip shop,
580
00:25:46,247 --> 00:25:47,514
everyone knows it.
581
00:25:47,516 --> 00:25:49,581
That's why the chips
there tastes funny.
582
00:25:49,583 --> 00:25:52,818
Radiation coming in under
the door from the back room
583
00:25:52,820 --> 00:25:56,488
where those things hide
under big glass domes.
584
00:25:56,490 --> 00:25:57,956
- [Dustin] Great.
585
00:25:57,958 --> 00:25:59,992
So on top of everything else
that's clearly fucked with you,
586
00:25:59,994 --> 00:26:02,795
you're also that annoying
conspiracy theory guy.
587
00:26:02,797 --> 00:26:04,596
- Dad, I know how to
kill the werewolf.
588
00:26:04,598 --> 00:26:06,799
- This isn't a comic
book, it's real.
589
00:26:06,801 --> 00:26:08,233
And turn off that camera.
590
00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:10,402
- What is, is all this real?
591
00:26:10,404 --> 00:26:11,603
- Yes.
- Yes.
592
00:26:11,605 --> 00:26:13,439
They have silver bullets
in the comics, Dad.
593
00:26:13,441 --> 00:26:15,307
Same as you have.
594
00:26:15,309 --> 00:26:16,811
I know everything.
595
00:26:18,079 --> 00:26:21,480
- Lucy, what do you want?
596
00:26:21,482 --> 00:26:23,082
- To document it.
597
00:26:23,084 --> 00:26:24,683
Follow you around tonight.
598
00:26:24,685 --> 00:26:26,754
You never know, you
might need our help.
599
00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:29,657
You don't know
werewolves like I do.
600
00:26:30,858 --> 00:26:33,594
[radio beeping]
601
00:26:34,795 --> 00:26:35,861
- [Police Officer]
You're the last person
602
00:26:35,863 --> 00:26:37,798
with access to silver bullets.
603
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:40,732
No backup is coming
604
00:26:40,734 --> 00:26:42,734
as they thought I was making
this werewolf thing up
605
00:26:42,736 --> 00:26:44,405
as a Christmas wind up.
606
00:26:50,111 --> 00:26:51,743
- That's fine.
607
00:26:51,745 --> 00:26:54,780
I have backup, from
another division.
608
00:26:54,782 --> 00:26:55,816
- Yes.
- Yes.
609
00:26:56,684 --> 00:26:58,050
- We're gonna be famous Luce,
610
00:26:58,052 --> 00:26:59,751
you'll have like a
billion followers.
611
00:26:59,753 --> 00:27:01,920
- It's here, in front of me.
612
00:27:01,922 --> 00:27:04,957
[police officer screaming]
613
00:27:04,959 --> 00:27:06,625
- I may need some driving about.
614
00:27:06,627 --> 00:27:08,093
- Oh really?
615
00:27:08,095 --> 00:27:09,761
You just expect me to
drive you about all night.
616
00:27:09,763 --> 00:27:10,863
- That's not what I meant.
617
00:27:10,865 --> 00:27:11,830
- Oh really?
618
00:27:11,832 --> 00:27:13,065
Well, I'm not.
- Mum, Dad,
619
00:27:13,067 --> 00:27:14,299
I know you hate
each other's guts,
620
00:27:14,301 --> 00:27:15,467
but for now, we need
to focus on the thing
621
00:27:15,469 --> 00:27:17,069
with claws that
wants to kill us all.
622
00:27:17,071 --> 00:27:18,538
- She's right.
623
00:27:18,540 --> 00:27:21,742
Anyway, for now, we'll have
to investigate on foot.
624
00:27:22,877 --> 00:27:24,243
- You can stay in the
car if you want, mum.
625
00:27:24,245 --> 00:27:26,111
- No, I don't want.
626
00:27:26,113 --> 00:27:28,349
Not with a bloody
werewolf on the loose.
627
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:33,553
I'm gonna tear my jumper.
628
00:27:33,555 --> 00:27:35,454
- Don't be scared Dustin.
- I'm not scared, dickhead.
629
00:27:35,456 --> 00:27:36,388
- We need a plan.
630
00:27:36,390 --> 00:27:38,425
- What, there's not a plan?
631
00:27:40,161 --> 00:27:41,426
- [Rupert] My van.
632
00:27:41,428 --> 00:27:42,861
- [Charlie] What?
633
00:27:42,863 --> 00:27:44,196
- We need to get the werewolf
to chase us to my house,
634
00:27:44,198 --> 00:27:45,030
to my ice cream van.
635
00:27:45,032 --> 00:27:46,064
Then lock it inside.
636
00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:47,332
- [Dustin] And then what?
637
00:27:47,334 --> 00:27:48,934
- I don't know, blow
it up or something.
638
00:27:48,936 --> 00:27:50,169
Call the army in to do it.
639
00:27:50,171 --> 00:27:51,803
- [Dustin] Have them
on speed dial, do you?
640
00:27:51,805 --> 00:27:52,738
- Maybe.
641
00:27:52,740 --> 00:27:54,173
- Your house, four miles away?
642
00:27:54,175 --> 00:27:56,175
- Yeah, that sounds
like a terrible plan.
643
00:27:56,177 --> 00:27:57,409
- Like anyone else
has a better one.
644
00:27:57,411 --> 00:27:59,713
- Of fuck it, I left my
ice skate in the car.
645
00:28:01,048 --> 00:28:03,616
- Can everybody please
just stop bloody swearing,
646
00:28:03,618 --> 00:28:04,850
all the bloody time.
647
00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:06,385
Okay, it's Christmas.
648
00:28:06,387 --> 00:28:07,319
It's the birth.
- Dad,
649
00:28:07,321 --> 00:28:09,054
you've got your gun, right?
650
00:28:09,056 --> 00:28:10,222
- I left it at
home, I'll go back.
651
00:28:10,224 --> 00:28:11,456
- No, we don't
have time for that.
652
00:28:11,458 --> 00:28:13,392
Plus we all need
to stick together.
653
00:28:13,394 --> 00:28:16,395
- It's a bit of a habit
of his, forgetting his gun
654
00:28:16,397 --> 00:28:17,666
when he's had a drink.
655
00:28:18,999 --> 00:28:21,233
You wouldn't believe the amount
of criminals who got away
656
00:28:21,235 --> 00:28:23,204
because he left it at home.
657
00:28:24,506 --> 00:28:27,072
- Wait, the police that perished
are in these woods, right?
658
00:28:27,074 --> 00:28:28,541
So we just need to find
a dead cop with a gun,
659
00:28:28,543 --> 00:28:30,409
as I take it, they'll be
loaded with silver bullets.
660
00:28:30,411 --> 00:28:31,611
- [Dustin] We best
find one of those cops
661
00:28:31,613 --> 00:28:33,646
before that thing finds us.
662
00:28:33,648 --> 00:28:34,549
- Listen.
663
00:28:36,551 --> 00:28:37,451
Sex.
664
00:28:39,954 --> 00:28:42,020
There's people having sex.
665
00:28:42,022 --> 00:28:43,455
- [Dustin] He's lost it.
666
00:28:43,457 --> 00:28:46,458
I mean, instead of hearing
voices, he's hearing sex sounds.
667
00:28:46,460 --> 00:28:48,095
Knew he had a porn fried brain.
668
00:28:49,531 --> 00:28:50,497
- I did hear that.
669
00:28:52,466 --> 00:28:53,932
We all heard that, right?
670
00:28:53,934 --> 00:28:55,267
- Doggers.
671
00:28:55,269 --> 00:28:57,102
It's a popular place for it.
672
00:28:57,104 --> 00:28:59,106
Busted doggers here for years.
673
00:29:03,678 --> 00:29:04,977
- [Carol] Are you
sure about this, Lucy?
674
00:29:04,979 --> 00:29:06,747
- [Lucy] Yes, we
have to save them.
675
00:29:13,053 --> 00:29:14,623
- [Dustin] Don't
be scared, Rupert.
676
00:29:15,789 --> 00:29:19,026
[gentle upbeat music]
677
00:29:28,135 --> 00:29:30,269
- [Charlie] Don't
film this you pervert.
678
00:29:30,271 --> 00:29:33,508
[gentle upbeat music]
679
00:29:37,011 --> 00:29:38,410
- [Rupert] What's dogging?
680
00:29:38,412 --> 00:29:40,145
- [Dustin] Seriously?
681
00:29:40,147 --> 00:29:42,182
- Couples who like
swinging the woods.
682
00:29:44,719 --> 00:29:45,618
So I've read.
683
00:29:45,620 --> 00:29:46,987
- [Charlie] Dustin.
684
00:29:48,122 --> 00:29:49,388
- [Dustin] Oh fuck.
685
00:29:49,390 --> 00:29:51,890
[gentle upbeat music]
686
00:29:51,892 --> 00:29:53,825
- [Carol] Lucy.
687
00:29:53,827 --> 00:29:56,428
[gentle upbeat music]
688
00:29:56,430 --> 00:29:57,496
- Carol?
689
00:29:57,498 --> 00:29:59,364
- [Carol] Roger.
690
00:29:59,366 --> 00:30:00,267
Hello.
691
00:30:02,369 --> 00:30:05,037
- You said you weren't
coming this week.
692
00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:07,172
Said your daughter
was coming to stay.
693
00:30:07,174 --> 00:30:08,006
- Yep.
694
00:30:08,008 --> 00:30:09,207
Yep, she, she, she, she,
695
00:30:09,209 --> 00:30:10,645
she is, she's here, she's,
696
00:30:11,412 --> 00:30:12,712
she's there.
697
00:30:12,714 --> 00:30:13,615
- Hello.
698
00:30:17,318 --> 00:30:19,051
- Well, we're game if you are.
699
00:30:19,053 --> 00:30:20,653
- No, no, that's not.
700
00:30:20,655 --> 00:30:22,220
You all have to stop having sex
701
00:30:22,222 --> 00:30:24,956
'cause there's a.
- Are you the police.
702
00:30:24,958 --> 00:30:26,695
- No, but my dad is.
703
00:30:29,196 --> 00:30:30,931
Run, all of you run.
704
00:30:32,299 --> 00:30:35,369
[werewolf growling]
705
00:30:36,337 --> 00:30:39,039
[people moaning]
706
00:30:41,842 --> 00:30:44,978
[gentle upbeat music]
707
00:30:49,651 --> 00:30:53,285
[people screaming]
708
00:30:53,287 --> 00:30:56,823
[werewolf growling]
709
00:30:56,825 --> 00:30:59,728
[people screaming]
710
00:31:10,204 --> 00:31:12,505
[car alarm blaring]
711
00:31:12,507 --> 00:31:15,374
[werewolf growling]
712
00:31:15,376 --> 00:31:18,445
[car alarm blaring]
713
00:31:21,683 --> 00:31:24,719
- Oh God, I saw a penis.
714
00:31:25,886 --> 00:31:28,055
Oh God, tell me
that wasn't a penis.
715
00:31:31,659 --> 00:31:33,191
- Gimme the camera.
716
00:31:33,193 --> 00:31:34,326
- [Dustin] Lucy.
717
00:31:34,328 --> 00:31:35,628
- [Carol] Lucy, no.
718
00:31:35,630 --> 00:31:39,834
[gentle upbeat music]
719
00:31:54,047 --> 00:31:55,648
- Right, I'm getting
the fuck outta here.
720
00:31:55,650 --> 00:31:57,182
It's been fun,
721
00:31:57,184 --> 00:31:58,618
spending part of Christmas
with your family, Luce.
722
00:31:58,620 --> 00:32:00,252
I'll call you.
723
00:32:00,254 --> 00:32:02,655
- [Lucy] Stop being such a
square, it's an adventure.
724
00:32:02,657 --> 00:32:04,291
- [Carol] Both of you, come on.
725
00:32:06,026 --> 00:32:07,796
- [Dustin] I'll leave
you a better woman.
726
00:32:09,163 --> 00:32:11,365
In some part, I think it's a
short time we spent together.
727
00:32:12,199 --> 00:32:13,100
- [Lucy] Please.
728
00:32:14,602 --> 00:32:16,303
Tell the world that
you're a coward.
729
00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:20,007
- I'm no longer an extra.
730
00:32:22,109 --> 00:32:23,609
I feel I need to
get off my chest,
731
00:32:23,611 --> 00:32:25,279
the fact I got kicked out
of the band, months ago.
732
00:32:26,413 --> 00:32:28,146
They thought I was a
bit of a square too.
733
00:32:28,148 --> 00:32:30,583
- [Lucy] I know, I
follow them on Instagram.
734
00:32:30,585 --> 00:32:32,552
- Got an interview
at KFC next week.
735
00:32:32,554 --> 00:32:34,520
- Ah good luck.
736
00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:37,557
- Rupert, go and deepthroat
an ice cream cone.
737
00:32:37,559 --> 00:32:39,993
- [Lucy] You're just a
frightened little puppy.
738
00:32:43,096 --> 00:32:45,299
- Guys, be quiet.
- Every dog has its day.
739
00:32:49,904 --> 00:32:50,705
- Oh fuck.
740
00:32:51,773 --> 00:32:54,742
[werewolf growling]
741
00:33:02,182 --> 00:33:03,785
- [Lucy] Why are you crying?
742
00:33:06,754 --> 00:33:08,621
- He was a great guy.
743
00:33:08,623 --> 00:33:09,922
- [Lucy] What?
744
00:33:09,924 --> 00:33:11,091
- You're crying too.
745
00:33:12,192 --> 00:33:14,194
- Dad, tell Mum
Dustin will live.
746
00:33:15,295 --> 00:33:16,564
- Sounds like the
werewolf's gone.
747
00:33:21,970 --> 00:33:24,971
- What, we're just, we're
just standing here like,
748
00:33:24,973 --> 00:33:26,206
like lemmings on a,
749
00:33:27,341 --> 00:33:28,910
I don't know what
the expression is.
750
00:33:30,377 --> 00:33:31,978
Where the hell are we, anyway?
751
00:33:31,980 --> 00:33:33,113
- I'm not really sure.
752
00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:36,849
- Charlie, don't
tell me we're lost.
753
00:33:36,851 --> 00:33:37,683
- I know the way out.
754
00:33:37,685 --> 00:33:39,050
- Oh Charlie!
755
00:33:39,052 --> 00:33:40,553
I've heard it all before.
756
00:33:40,555 --> 00:33:43,121
We spent bloody hours on the
boiling hot streets of Italy,
757
00:33:43,123 --> 00:33:44,624
wandering around
looking for a hotel
758
00:33:44,626 --> 00:33:46,526
when apparently he knew the way.
759
00:33:46,528 --> 00:33:48,961
And I got really bad sun stroke.
760
00:33:48,963 --> 00:33:50,195
Do you remember that?
761
00:33:50,197 --> 00:33:51,098
- Fondly.
762
00:33:53,568 --> 00:33:54,967
- It was a really
nice holiday though,
763
00:33:54,969 --> 00:33:57,937
wasn't it, in Italy, in the end.
764
00:33:57,939 --> 00:34:00,907
And I really love those
tiny little Speedos
765
00:34:00,909 --> 00:34:02,274
that you wore on the beach.
766
00:34:02,276 --> 00:34:03,945
- [Lucy] Mum, please.
767
00:34:05,178 --> 00:34:07,047
- You didn't look
half bad yourself.
768
00:34:08,382 --> 00:34:10,583
- [Lucy] Rupert, you're gonna
have to film from now on.
769
00:34:10,585 --> 00:34:12,854
- It would be my honor.
770
00:34:16,958 --> 00:34:18,425
- [Carol] Oh, I dunno, Lucy,
771
00:34:20,028 --> 00:34:22,195
maybe we should just
go back for that gun.
772
00:34:24,866 --> 00:34:27,334
- Rupert, I can feel when
the camera's on my arse.
773
00:34:30,805 --> 00:34:32,605
We don't have time, mum.
774
00:34:32,607 --> 00:34:33,775
- [Rupert] We're fine.
775
00:34:35,043 --> 00:34:36,109
It's way over there.
776
00:34:37,344 --> 00:34:39,210
- Yeah, but there's
more than one werewolf.
777
00:34:39,212 --> 00:34:41,814
The one that bit Santa is
out there somewhere too.
778
00:34:41,816 --> 00:34:45,485
- [Charlie] Lucy, maybe
you should just go home.
779
00:35:01,869 --> 00:35:03,470
- [Lucy] He looks like lasagne.
780
00:35:04,839 --> 00:35:07,609
- [Rupert] That shouldn't
make me hungry, but it does.
781
00:35:08,610 --> 00:35:10,241
- Rupert, that's disgusting.
782
00:35:10,243 --> 00:35:12,179
- [Rupert] I only had
a mince pie today.
783
00:35:13,480 --> 00:35:15,280
- We are back at the sleigh,
listen, sleigh bells.
784
00:35:15,282 --> 00:35:18,620
[sleigh bells ringing]
785
00:35:30,765 --> 00:35:32,432
- What happened to the reindeer?
786
00:35:33,668 --> 00:35:34,867
- [Lucy] He's eaten them.
787
00:35:34,869 --> 00:35:35,770
- Oh.
788
00:35:41,408 --> 00:35:44,478
[werewolf howling]
789
00:35:46,681 --> 00:35:48,881
Maybe the werewolf's lost too.
790
00:35:48,883 --> 00:35:49,715
- I don't think so.
791
00:35:49,717 --> 00:35:50,950
He's coming this way.
792
00:35:50,952 --> 00:35:53,021
- [Rupert] I make a
fine lasagne soon.
793
00:35:56,858 --> 00:35:59,426
[all panting]
794
00:36:01,896 --> 00:36:03,361
- We need to play dead.
795
00:36:03,363 --> 00:36:06,166
Everyone lie down next to
Dustin's body, get really close.
796
00:36:07,035 --> 00:36:08,235
- [Carol] I can't.
797
00:36:09,269 --> 00:36:10,636
I can't even look at it.
798
00:36:10,638 --> 00:36:13,405
- Mum, Dad, Rupert,
trust me, it'll work.
799
00:36:13,407 --> 00:36:14,640
Rupert, keep rolling.
800
00:36:14,642 --> 00:36:15,608
We might get real
with this thing.
801
00:36:15,610 --> 00:36:16,709
- Carol.
- Oh God.
802
00:36:16,711 --> 00:36:17,977
- Mum, get really close,
803
00:36:17,979 --> 00:36:19,512
and no bloody
twitching or anything.
804
00:36:19,514 --> 00:36:20,746
- Wolves are super smart,
805
00:36:20,748 --> 00:36:22,581
if it senses we're
alive, we won't be.
806
00:36:22,583 --> 00:36:25,283
- Oh God, it still
looks really strange.
807
00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:27,285
Okay, just grab some
guts outta Dustin's chest
808
00:36:27,287 --> 00:36:29,220
and rub them over yourselves
like you've been mauled.
809
00:36:29,222 --> 00:36:30,455
- What?
810
00:36:30,457 --> 00:36:32,223
Oh no, what are you doing?
811
00:36:32,225 --> 00:36:33,059
No.
812
00:36:33,061 --> 00:36:34,160
Just the thought of it.
813
00:36:34,162 --> 00:36:34,994
[Carol gagging]
814
00:36:34,996 --> 00:36:36,194
- Mum.
815
00:36:36,196 --> 00:36:37,429
- This is a health
and safety nightmare.
816
00:36:37,431 --> 00:36:38,666
- Mum quickly.
817
00:36:39,767 --> 00:36:42,935
- This is my favorite
Christmas jumper, okay.
818
00:36:42,937 --> 00:36:44,105
It's from Harrods.
819
00:36:46,406 --> 00:36:47,307
Fine.
820
00:36:50,912 --> 00:36:52,912
I've just got my nails done.
821
00:36:52,914 --> 00:36:53,815
Okay.
822
00:36:58,452 --> 00:36:59,317
It's stuck.
823
00:36:59,319 --> 00:37:01,386
- [Lucy] Pull harder.
824
00:37:01,388 --> 00:37:04,092
- I feel something really gooey.
825
00:37:07,862 --> 00:37:09,030
- [Lucy] Shh.
826
00:37:10,565 --> 00:37:13,634
[werewolf growling]
827
00:38:12,927 --> 00:38:15,628
- [Rupert] He is trying
to fly the sleigh
828
00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:17,799
with a bunch of dead reindeer.
829
00:38:20,935 --> 00:38:22,703
You said werewolves were smart.
830
00:38:23,504 --> 00:38:24,872
- In general, yes.
831
00:38:26,007 --> 00:38:27,940
Looks like the Santa
Claus part of it
832
00:38:27,942 --> 00:38:30,910
that wants to deliver toys
833
00:38:30,912 --> 00:38:32,980
is still active in
there somewhere.
834
00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:36,684
- [Carol] Oh God, that
can't be hygienic, can it?
835
00:38:37,952 --> 00:38:40,755
All those body parts
shoved in a sack like that?
836
00:38:42,290 --> 00:38:43,488
- Yay, it's a policeman.
837
00:38:43,490 --> 00:38:44,322
- [Charlie] Where?
838
00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:45,226
- There.
839
00:38:48,262 --> 00:38:50,998
[flies buzzing]
840
00:38:54,268 --> 00:38:58,940
- Oh, he'd only
been with us a week.
841
00:38:59,774 --> 00:39:01,372
- [Rupert] Oh, it's not all bad.
842
00:39:01,374 --> 00:39:03,609
How many bullets inside his gun?
843
00:39:03,611 --> 00:39:06,346
[flies buzzing]
844
00:39:11,285 --> 00:39:12,153
- Three.
845
00:39:13,554 --> 00:39:16,755
- Failing finding any other
policeman, that's our lot then.
846
00:39:16,757 --> 00:39:17,857
[gun cocking]
847
00:39:17,859 --> 00:39:19,525
- Leave it to me.
848
00:39:19,527 --> 00:39:22,761
Needs to be a clean
shot to the heart.
849
00:39:22,763 --> 00:39:24,464
Have to get in pretty close.
850
00:39:28,069 --> 00:39:30,805
[flies buzzing]
851
00:39:39,780 --> 00:39:41,146
- [Carol] Oh, let me guess.
852
00:39:41,148 --> 00:39:43,082
- Forgot my glasses.
- Oh.
853
00:39:43,084 --> 00:39:45,217
- First time that ever happened.
854
00:39:45,219 --> 00:39:46,354
Seriously.
855
00:39:49,957 --> 00:39:51,424
Think you can take the shot?
856
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:56,095
We won a lot of cuddly toys.
857
00:39:56,097 --> 00:39:58,833
- Yeah but years ago.
858
00:40:00,234 --> 00:40:03,170
- Just have to be careful of
the catch, it can be tricky.
859
00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:13,047
- [Rupert] No way.
860
00:40:17,718 --> 00:40:20,054
[Lucy gasping]
861
00:41:18,212 --> 00:41:20,045
You know you have to
pull the trigger, right?
862
00:41:20,047 --> 00:41:23,384
[werewolf growling]
863
00:41:32,827 --> 00:41:34,159
- [Carol] Lucy, no!
864
00:41:34,161 --> 00:41:35,196
- [Rupert] Lucy!
865
00:41:39,300 --> 00:41:40,833
- It's okay, it's okay.
866
00:41:40,835 --> 00:41:42,234
He's wounded.
867
00:41:42,236 --> 00:41:43,535
- [Rupert] Lucy.
868
00:41:43,537 --> 00:41:45,371
- I know, I know, it's
just, it's Santa Claus
869
00:41:45,373 --> 00:41:47,008
and it just kind of throws you.
870
00:41:48,342 --> 00:41:50,609
I'll be the person
responsible for shooting S--
871
00:41:50,611 --> 00:41:52,211
We'll get him next time.
872
00:41:52,213 --> 00:41:54,880
- Right, give me that,
just give me the gun, okay.
873
00:41:54,882 --> 00:41:56,148
I'm going to finish this.
874
00:41:56,150 --> 00:41:57,585
[gun firing]
875
00:41:58,819 --> 00:42:00,888
- You just wasted one of
our only three bullets.
876
00:42:01,689 --> 00:42:02,955
- Yeah.
877
00:42:02,957 --> 00:42:04,823
Well, at least I'm not
afraid to use this.
878
00:42:04,825 --> 00:42:06,394
- [Charlie] Crazy bloody woman.
879
00:42:13,667 --> 00:42:17,136
- Oh great, it's gone.
880
00:42:17,138 --> 00:42:20,107
[werewolf howling]
881
00:42:23,512 --> 00:42:25,279
- It's following
the church bells.
882
00:42:26,714 --> 00:42:29,583
Church bells ringing out like
a dinner bell for that thing.
883
00:42:31,252 --> 00:42:33,152
Well is everyone at the service?
884
00:42:33,154 --> 00:42:34,722
Half the town.
885
00:42:35,790 --> 00:42:38,190
The baker, Happy
Harry the hairdresser,
886
00:42:38,192 --> 00:42:42,029
the lollipop lady that stood
at that crossing forever,
887
00:42:43,532 --> 00:42:44,732
families.
888
00:43:01,115 --> 00:43:02,349
- It is gonna be okay.
889
00:43:08,456 --> 00:43:11,592
Look, Lucy, it's snowing.
890
00:43:14,061 --> 00:43:15,830
Everything's better
when it snows.
891
00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:22,067
- Didn't I read somewhere
that the lollipop lady
892
00:43:22,069 --> 00:43:23,503
was a bit of a pedo?
893
00:43:23,505 --> 00:43:25,270
- They're all pedos.
894
00:43:25,272 --> 00:43:26,240
- Might be.
895
00:43:27,408 --> 00:43:28,240
- What?
896
00:43:28,242 --> 00:43:29,708
- No seriously.
897
00:43:29,710 --> 00:43:31,376
- Every single person
that goes to that church?
898
00:43:31,378 --> 00:43:34,146
- Everyone knows there's a
secret pedo ring in this town
899
00:43:34,148 --> 00:43:36,415
and that they all
congregate at the church.
900
00:43:36,417 --> 00:43:37,850
It's their cover.
901
00:43:37,852 --> 00:43:39,852
A place where they can
meet and say stuff in code.
902
00:43:39,854 --> 00:43:42,254
The vicar's most likely
in charge of it all.
903
00:43:42,256 --> 00:43:47,328
When he says John 9:6,
what he's really saying is,
904
00:43:48,395 --> 00:43:50,729
meet you all outside
the school at midnight.
905
00:43:50,731 --> 00:43:52,565
- Yeah, makes sense that
a church full of people
906
00:43:52,567 --> 00:43:54,166
would turn up outside
an empty school
907
00:43:54,168 --> 00:43:55,570
in the middle of the night.
908
00:43:57,037 --> 00:43:58,003
- Yeah, no, yeah.
909
00:43:58,005 --> 00:43:59,974
- Stop talking shit Rupert.
910
00:44:02,009 --> 00:44:05,410
Pedos or not, we have
to get to that church
911
00:44:05,412 --> 00:44:06,647
before they all arrive,
912
00:44:08,215 --> 00:44:10,484
provided that we can
find a way out of here.
913
00:44:18,826 --> 00:44:20,492
- [Rupert] We're searching
the back streets of Hastings
914
00:44:20,494 --> 00:44:21,795
in pursuit of a werewolf.
915
00:44:22,730 --> 00:44:23,729
Best Christmas ever.
916
00:44:23,731 --> 00:44:26,500
- [Lucy] Ssh! I heard a howl.
917
00:44:32,373 --> 00:44:33,805
- Mum, what are you doing?
918
00:44:33,807 --> 00:44:35,508
- As you can see,
it's a red light.
919
00:44:35,510 --> 00:44:37,743
- There's a bloody werewolf
on the loose, run it.
920
00:44:37,745 --> 00:44:40,879
- I'm not running a red
light, it's not right.
921
00:44:40,881 --> 00:44:42,281
- Mum, you go dogging.
922
00:44:42,283 --> 00:44:44,449
- For God's sake, Carol,
I'm the chief constable,
923
00:44:44,451 --> 00:44:45,684
run the light.
924
00:44:45,686 --> 00:44:47,288
- It'll turn green
any second now.
925
00:44:48,389 --> 00:44:51,025
[gentle music]
926
00:44:53,827 --> 00:44:55,162
Now it's green.
927
00:44:57,031 --> 00:44:58,230
I only went dogging once.
928
00:44:58,232 --> 00:44:59,965
- Yeah, right.
929
00:44:59,967 --> 00:45:01,668
Can you at least speed up
a bit this time please.
930
00:45:01,670 --> 00:45:04,639
- We're going 30 just
like the sign read.
931
00:45:06,006 --> 00:45:09,074
- Mum, where are going, you've
driven passed the car park.
932
00:45:09,076 --> 00:45:10,976
- I'm trying to
turn the car around
933
00:45:10,978 --> 00:45:13,080
so we can get back into
the town center, darling.
934
00:45:13,948 --> 00:45:15,682
Do you know what?
935
00:45:15,684 --> 00:45:17,749
It was very hurtful what
you said to me earlier,
936
00:45:17,751 --> 00:45:19,552
that we don't have
anything in common.
937
00:45:19,554 --> 00:45:21,954
What about last
Christmas Eve hey?
938
00:45:21,956 --> 00:45:23,822
We both loved watching
that film, you know,
939
00:45:23,824 --> 00:45:26,992
with Hugh Grant being
the prime minister.
940
00:45:26,994 --> 00:45:28,460
- I was pretending,
941
00:45:28,462 --> 00:45:29,261
I was dying to watch the
horror film the whole time.
942
00:45:29,263 --> 00:45:30,495
Mum, this is a dead end.
943
00:45:30,497 --> 00:45:32,030
You just have to
stop and reverse.
944
00:45:32,032 --> 00:45:35,402
- Damn it, I thought it had
an exit onto the main road.
945
00:45:38,439 --> 00:45:40,138
- Oh great.
946
00:45:40,140 --> 00:45:41,773
Just reverse already.
947
00:45:41,775 --> 00:45:43,610
- Does anyone have any change?
948
00:45:43,612 --> 00:45:44,644
- No.
- No.
949
00:45:44,646 --> 00:45:47,281
[gentle music]
950
00:45:50,784 --> 00:45:52,719
- [Lucy] We have to let
him in and unlock the door?
951
00:45:52,721 --> 00:45:54,086
- [Charlie] There isn't room.
952
00:45:54,088 --> 00:45:55,420
- [Lucy] He'll die.
953
00:45:55,422 --> 00:45:56,922
What about the boot?
954
00:45:56,924 --> 00:45:58,457
- [Charlie] I'm not risking
my life going out there
955
00:45:58,459 --> 00:46:00,294
to shove a tramp
in the bloody boot.
956
00:46:01,795 --> 00:46:03,795
- Fine, I need the gun then Mum.
957
00:46:03,797 --> 00:46:05,297
- Yep, it's.
958
00:46:05,299 --> 00:46:08,035
I put it in the cup holder.
- Oh my God, quickly, Mum.
959
00:46:09,770 --> 00:46:12,840
[werewolf growling]
960
00:46:16,243 --> 00:46:17,478
- [Tramp] Hey.
961
00:46:20,180 --> 00:46:21,648
- Oh my God.
962
00:46:21,650 --> 00:46:24,719
[werewolf growling]
963
00:46:37,197 --> 00:46:39,199
- There's an eyeball on my car.
964
00:46:40,334 --> 00:46:43,337
I have a dead tramps
eyeball on my car.
965
00:46:47,041 --> 00:46:48,840
- What do we do? Does
anyone have a plan?
966
00:46:48,842 --> 00:46:51,513
- We just drive really
fast and it'll fall off.
967
00:46:53,147 --> 00:46:54,681
- I'm speechless.
968
00:46:54,683 --> 00:46:56,683
- Then you get out
really fast and shoot it.
969
00:46:56,685 --> 00:46:57,684
- Oh do I?
970
00:46:57,686 --> 00:46:59,217
Thanks a bunch, Dad.
971
00:46:59,219 --> 00:47:01,422
- It's your web show, wouldn't
want to steal your limelight.
972
00:47:03,090 --> 00:47:04,456
- God, what is it
doing up there?
973
00:47:04,458 --> 00:47:07,492
- Stuffing its face with
whatever's left of the poor guy.
974
00:47:07,494 --> 00:47:09,995
- Right. Here goes nothing.
975
00:47:09,997 --> 00:47:11,463
[werewolf growling]
976
00:47:11,465 --> 00:47:12,767
[car engine revving]
977
00:47:14,968 --> 00:47:17,002
- I can't believe that worked.
978
00:47:17,004 --> 00:47:18,573
- [Charlie] You
were saying, Lucy.
979
00:47:20,841 --> 00:47:22,476
- Let's cancel Christmas.
980
00:47:24,178 --> 00:47:25,279
I'm gonna finish him.
981
00:47:26,914 --> 00:47:29,716
[werewolf growling]
982
00:47:29,718 --> 00:47:31,751
- [Carol] What's happening?
983
00:47:31,753 --> 00:47:32,821
I can't see.
984
00:47:34,288 --> 00:47:36,254
I can't see anything.
985
00:47:36,256 --> 00:47:37,055
- He's down.
986
00:47:37,057 --> 00:47:39,559
[werewolf growling]
987
00:47:39,561 --> 00:47:41,326
No, he's up again.
988
00:47:41,328 --> 00:47:42,795
Fuck.
- Fuck.
989
00:47:42,797 --> 00:47:44,296
- We could just leave it,
990
00:47:44,298 --> 00:47:47,834
all go home and sit it out
until the moon goes down
991
00:47:47,836 --> 00:47:49,403
and he hopefully turns back.
992
00:47:50,739 --> 00:47:52,807
- By which time half the
town could have been eaten.
993
00:47:53,708 --> 00:47:55,810
No, it's not right.
994
00:47:57,077 --> 00:47:59,714
[gentle music]
995
00:48:20,802 --> 00:48:23,001
[werewolf growling]
996
00:48:23,003 --> 00:48:24,037
Holy fuck.
997
00:48:25,005 --> 00:48:26,405
- My baby, wait, wait.
998
00:48:26,407 --> 00:48:27,272
[baby crying]
999
00:48:27,274 --> 00:48:31,309
- Hey, no, no.
1000
00:48:31,311 --> 00:48:32,144
Hey.
1001
00:48:32,146 --> 00:48:34,179
[werewolf growling]
1002
00:48:34,181 --> 00:48:36,047
[gun firing]
1003
00:48:36,049 --> 00:48:39,451
[werewolf growling]
1004
00:48:39,453 --> 00:48:42,022
[baby crying]
1005
00:48:43,457 --> 00:48:47,959
- [Rupert] Lucy, I hate ghost
trains at the best of times,
1006
00:48:47,961 --> 00:48:51,396
let alone ones with actual
real life werewolves inside.
1007
00:48:51,398 --> 00:48:53,400
- One last bullet, mustn't miss.
1008
00:48:54,702 --> 00:48:56,935
- [Rupert] Well, we don't
have to go in there.
1009
00:48:56,937 --> 00:48:58,005
- Yes we do.
1010
00:48:59,940 --> 00:49:02,407
- [Rupert] So, so what
are you waiting for?
1011
00:49:02,409 --> 00:49:03,912
- I'm scared, okay.
1012
00:49:06,079 --> 00:49:07,312
Oh, come on.
1013
00:49:07,314 --> 00:49:08,548
- [Rupert] I can't.
1014
00:49:08,550 --> 00:49:10,415
I'm sorry, I really
can't this time, Lucy.
1015
00:49:10,417 --> 00:49:12,618
I'll meet you back in the car.
1016
00:49:12,620 --> 00:49:15,020
- Rupert, don't make
me tell everyone
1017
00:49:15,022 --> 00:49:17,890
what you did with that donut
when you were super horny.
1018
00:49:17,892 --> 00:49:19,159
- [Rupert] Ladies first.
1019
00:49:40,380 --> 00:49:41,683
- Is that real?
1020
00:49:42,851 --> 00:49:44,884
- [Rupert] I do not
even wanna know.
1021
00:49:44,886 --> 00:49:47,020
- That's fucking helpful.
1022
00:49:53,293 --> 00:49:56,865
[machine ghosts laughing]
1023
00:49:59,968 --> 00:50:01,399
[piano keys clink]
1024
00:50:01,401 --> 00:50:02,871
- [Rupert] Sorry.
1025
00:50:10,812 --> 00:50:15,080
[machine monster growling]
1026
00:50:15,082 --> 00:50:18,085
Lucy, was that a sound effect?
1027
00:50:19,521 --> 00:50:21,154
- I think so, yeah.
1028
00:50:26,761 --> 00:50:29,329
[baby crying]
1029
00:51:04,431 --> 00:51:06,498
- [Rupert] Why is there
nothing happening?
1030
00:51:06,500 --> 00:51:08,836
- I don't know and
I don't like it.
1031
00:51:21,415 --> 00:51:24,384
[werewolf howling]
1032
00:51:29,156 --> 00:51:31,091
- [Rupert] Okay that
one sounded real.
1033
00:52:03,057 --> 00:52:04,892
- I just trod on something.
1034
00:52:06,794 --> 00:52:08,861
Feels like a hand.
1035
00:52:08,863 --> 00:52:12,531
[gentle upbeat music]
1036
00:52:12,533 --> 00:52:13,768
- [Rupert] Oh.
1037
00:52:15,502 --> 00:52:17,369
Come on, let's go.
1038
00:52:17,371 --> 00:52:20,608
[gentle upbeat music]
1039
00:52:32,419 --> 00:52:34,354
[Lucy screaming]
1040
00:52:36,156 --> 00:52:37,990
- [Rupert] Lucy, shoot him.
1041
00:52:37,992 --> 00:52:40,225
- [Lucy] It's jammed,
it won't fire.
1042
00:52:40,227 --> 00:52:43,296
[werewolf growling]
1043
00:53:04,184 --> 00:53:05,086
No.
1044
00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:09,691
Oh come on.
1045
00:53:11,059 --> 00:53:13,695
[Lucy panting]
1046
00:53:31,045 --> 00:53:33,081
[werewolf growling]
1047
00:53:35,348 --> 00:53:36,884
- Strange way to die.
1048
00:53:37,819 --> 00:53:40,220
- We're not going to die.
1049
00:53:41,189 --> 00:53:44,257
[werewolf growling]
1050
00:53:51,264 --> 00:53:52,734
- If we don't die,
1051
00:53:54,334 --> 00:53:55,502
can we have sex?
1052
00:53:56,971 --> 00:53:58,637
You can cover your eyes
if you want to, it's just.
1053
00:53:58,639 --> 00:53:59,439
- No.
1054
00:54:02,810 --> 00:54:04,577
- Do you have any mates
who might be up for it?
1055
00:54:04,579 --> 00:54:05,479
- No.
1056
00:54:07,115 --> 00:54:08,950
You're just gonna
have to turn gay.
1057
00:54:10,383 --> 00:54:12,250
- Do you know any guys
who might be up for it?
1058
00:54:12,252 --> 00:54:13,154
- Rupert.
1059
00:54:16,157 --> 00:54:18,458
You think we might actually die?
1060
00:54:21,328 --> 00:54:22,230
- I love you.
1061
00:54:23,531 --> 00:54:24,431
- Thanks.
1062
00:54:26,634 --> 00:54:28,002
I love you too, I guess.
1063
00:54:31,739 --> 00:54:33,572
- I didn't really have
sex with that jam donut,
1064
00:54:33,574 --> 00:54:34,509
it was a rumor.
1065
00:54:36,309 --> 00:54:37,342
- Whatever.
1066
00:54:37,344 --> 00:54:38,276
They found the jam donut
1067
00:54:38,278 --> 00:54:39,078
on your.
- No, it was
1068
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:40,146
a cream filled donut.
1069
00:54:40,148 --> 00:54:41,379
They sell them in the bakers,
1070
00:54:41,381 --> 00:54:43,082
you can check their website.
- Rupert,
1071
00:54:43,084 --> 00:54:45,052
it really doesn't
matter right now.
1072
00:54:53,261 --> 00:54:54,162
- Huh?
1073
00:55:01,969 --> 00:55:02,937
The camera.
1074
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:09,542
[werewolf growling]
1075
00:55:09,544 --> 00:55:12,345
[Lucy screaming]
1076
00:55:20,721 --> 00:55:23,722
- [Lucy] Dad, this fucking
gun doesn't fucking work.
1077
00:55:23,724 --> 00:55:24,757
[Carol screaming]
1078
00:55:24,759 --> 00:55:26,625
Drive.
- Oh God, oh God.
1079
00:55:26,627 --> 00:55:27,827
- It works.
1080
00:55:27,829 --> 00:55:29,997
You just have to release
the catch like this.
1081
00:55:31,299 --> 00:55:32,200
You're bleeding.
1082
00:55:33,301 --> 00:55:37,236
- Lucy, you're getting
blood all over my seats.
1083
00:55:37,238 --> 00:55:40,206
Look, just take this and wrap
it on your wrist, darling.
1084
00:55:40,208 --> 00:55:41,108
- It won't help.
1085
00:55:42,143 --> 00:55:43,044
I got bit.
1086
00:55:44,812 --> 00:55:45,913
Oh, that's all fixed.
1087
00:55:47,782 --> 00:55:49,050
- Now you listen to me.
1088
00:55:50,618 --> 00:55:55,453
You are not turning
into a werewolf okay.
1089
00:55:55,455 --> 00:55:57,256
And that's, that's that.
1090
00:55:57,258 --> 00:55:58,757
- How long do you
think 'til I turn?
1091
00:55:58,759 --> 00:56:02,127
- You need to keep out of the
moonlight, might delay it.
1092
00:56:02,129 --> 00:56:05,130
And make sure you don't
look directly into the moon.
1093
00:56:05,132 --> 00:56:06,397
Best to keep your face covered
1094
00:56:06,399 --> 00:56:09,500
with that stinky
leather jacket of yours.
1095
00:56:09,502 --> 00:56:10,538
- It doesn't smell.
1096
00:56:12,306 --> 00:56:13,806
- Actually Mum, stop.
1097
00:56:13,808 --> 00:56:15,207
Turn the car around.
1098
00:56:15,209 --> 00:56:16,175
Mum, stop.
1099
00:56:16,177 --> 00:56:17,176
I will jump out, I swear.
1100
00:56:17,178 --> 00:56:18,644
- Do you have a death wish?
1101
00:56:18,646 --> 00:56:20,312
- I can't just give up.
1102
00:56:20,314 --> 00:56:21,649
I have to end this.
1103
00:56:22,817 --> 00:56:24,783
- Look, I think you
really need to start
1104
00:56:24,785 --> 00:56:26,417
growing up.
- I don't care what you think.
1105
00:56:26,419 --> 00:56:27,655
Turn the car around.
1106
00:56:28,823 --> 00:56:31,959
[car engine revving]
1107
00:56:34,061 --> 00:56:36,797
[bells ringing]
1108
00:56:41,535 --> 00:56:43,337
- [Rupert] I think it's inside.
1109
00:56:45,239 --> 00:56:47,074
- I don't know what
to think anymore.
1110
00:56:47,975 --> 00:56:50,044
- Now don't you speak like that.
1111
00:56:50,845 --> 00:56:52,013
Listen to me.
1112
00:56:53,814 --> 00:56:56,315
It's all gonna be okay.
1113
00:56:56,317 --> 00:56:58,886
All right, I just,
I just know it is.
1114
00:57:00,254 --> 00:57:02,922
- Even for someone
who hates Christmas,
1115
00:57:02,924 --> 00:57:06,258
I just wanted it to be a bit
more Christmassy than this.
1116
00:57:06,260 --> 00:57:10,829
It's meant to be mulled wine
and Bond films and family.
1117
00:57:10,831 --> 00:57:11,732
- I'm sorry.
1118
00:57:13,367 --> 00:57:15,069
- It was my fault
you two divorced.
1119
00:57:16,537 --> 00:57:18,671
I heard you saying how hard
it was to take care of me.
1120
00:57:18,673 --> 00:57:19,571
I'm sorry.
1121
00:57:19,573 --> 00:57:20,706
- No.
1122
00:57:20,708 --> 00:57:21,943
No darling.
1123
00:57:23,144 --> 00:57:24,376
Me and your dad.
1124
00:57:24,378 --> 00:57:28,681
We just, we just
fell out of love.
1125
00:57:28,683 --> 00:57:30,816
- It isn't true, Carol.
1126
00:57:30,818 --> 00:57:35,387
Look however this night ends,
1127
00:57:35,389 --> 00:57:37,389
I have a question to ask.
1128
00:57:37,391 --> 00:57:39,358
Rupert gave me a
jelly ring earlier
1129
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:42,163
and it's just been sat
here warm in my pocket.
1130
00:57:48,903 --> 00:57:50,838
- Where is it?
1131
00:57:51,906 --> 00:57:53,741
- [Charlie] He's in the grotto.
1132
00:58:04,585 --> 00:58:06,253
- He's crawled in there to die.
1133
00:58:07,621 --> 00:58:09,489
But I can't finish him off.
1134
00:58:12,126 --> 00:58:14,295
I can't kill Santa Claus.
1135
00:58:15,830 --> 00:58:17,765
I need you to use this
last bullet on me.
1136
00:58:21,802 --> 00:58:23,736
I'm starting to change.
1137
00:58:23,738 --> 00:58:25,239
I can feel it.
1138
00:58:26,974 --> 00:58:28,542
Get away from me.
1139
00:58:34,882 --> 00:58:37,016
[Lucy gasps]
1140
00:58:37,018 --> 00:58:39,051
- [Carol] Do something!
1141
00:58:39,053 --> 00:58:41,620
- Moonlight's got
into her blood now.
1142
00:58:41,622 --> 00:58:43,257
Not much we can do.
1143
00:58:45,059 --> 00:58:47,762
- [Lucy] How come you know
so much about werewolves?
1144
00:58:49,830 --> 00:58:52,533
- Killed a bunch of
them during a full moon.
1145
00:58:53,734 --> 00:58:55,300
The werewolves
living in Hastings
1146
00:58:55,302 --> 00:58:57,071
were the last ones in the world.
1147
00:58:58,672 --> 00:59:01,340
Wanting to put an end to it
all and drunk on cheap scotch,
1148
00:59:01,342 --> 00:59:04,943
I went on a silver bullet
rampage in their cave,
1149
00:59:04,945 --> 00:59:07,579
killed every single one of them.
1150
00:59:07,581 --> 00:59:09,915
The last one put up
a hell of a fight,
1151
00:59:09,917 --> 00:59:11,318
was some kind of leader.
1152
00:59:12,119 --> 00:59:13,919
- The alpha werewolf.
1153
00:59:13,921 --> 00:59:18,223
- Well, whatever the term
is, he was a mean bastard.
1154
00:59:18,225 --> 00:59:20,626
- [Rupert] Could've saved
yourself a lot of hard work.
1155
00:59:20,628 --> 00:59:22,694
If you just killed the
alpha werewolf first,
1156
00:59:22,696 --> 00:59:25,966
all the others would've
turned back to normal forever.
1157
00:59:27,168 --> 00:59:30,671
- Huh, you learn
something new every day.
1158
00:59:34,775 --> 00:59:36,410
- You're a werewolf.
1159
00:59:37,711 --> 00:59:41,447
All the steaks and night shifts.
1160
00:59:41,449 --> 00:59:42,349
You killed it.
1161
00:59:43,284 --> 00:59:45,486
But it got you first, didn't it?
1162
00:59:51,192 --> 00:59:52,960
Don't you understand, Dad,
1163
00:59:54,328 --> 00:59:57,031
you are the alpha because
you killed the last one.
1164
00:59:58,833 --> 01:00:00,501
An alpha with no pack.
1165
01:00:02,036 --> 01:00:04,069
- I'm completely confused.
1166
01:00:04,071 --> 01:00:05,272
- Dad's a werewolf.
1167
01:00:07,174 --> 01:00:08,140
- That would explain a lot.
1168
01:00:08,142 --> 01:00:10,478
- No really he is.
1169
01:00:11,912 --> 01:00:16,984
In theory, if he dies,
I'd be okay again.
1170
01:00:18,252 --> 01:00:20,052
And so would Santa.
1171
01:00:20,054 --> 01:00:21,620
- [Carol] Well, he
looks completely normal.
1172
01:00:21,622 --> 01:00:23,122
Where's all the hair?
1173
01:00:23,124 --> 01:00:26,492
- [Rupert] Only the alpha
werewolf can change at will.
1174
01:00:26,494 --> 01:00:28,794
You can control it, can't you?
1175
01:00:28,796 --> 01:00:31,763
- Each full moon, when I feed,
1176
01:00:31,765 --> 01:00:36,768
I can turn into the wolf in an
instant and turn right back.
1177
01:00:36,770 --> 01:00:39,574
Like earlier today, that
poor man in the park.
1178
01:00:41,709 --> 01:00:43,576
But Santa Claus was
a bit of a tough guy,
1179
01:00:43,578 --> 01:00:45,644
he gave me the black eye.
1180
01:00:45,646 --> 01:00:47,314
- Oh my God.
1181
01:00:48,782 --> 01:00:52,351
- If your comic says me dying
will save the day, so be it.
1182
01:00:52,353 --> 01:00:55,622
That last silver bullet has
my name written all over it.
1183
01:00:55,624 --> 01:00:57,624
- It might not work,
1184
01:00:57,626 --> 01:00:59,424
it could just be
something someone made up.
1185
01:00:59,426 --> 01:01:01,727
- No, it's worth a try, Lucy.
1186
01:01:01,729 --> 01:01:04,498
Could put an end to
all of this for good.
1187
01:01:05,933 --> 01:01:08,169
I was the only werewolf left.
1188
01:01:09,103 --> 01:01:11,803
Very easy covering up murders
1189
01:01:11,805 --> 01:01:13,608
when you're the chief constable.
1190
01:01:14,942 --> 01:01:16,611
Won't be so easy for you.
1191
01:01:18,012 --> 01:01:20,580
- [Rupert] He's right Luce,
just kill him already.
1192
01:01:20,582 --> 01:01:23,583
It's getting late and the
camera battery's about to die.
1193
01:01:23,585 --> 01:01:25,150
- Turn off that camera.
1194
01:01:25,152 --> 01:01:26,220
- No, keep rolling.
1195
01:01:28,422 --> 01:01:30,891
How can we be sure there are
no other werewolves out there?
1196
01:01:32,059 --> 01:01:34,927
- A victim would have
to survive the attack.
1197
01:01:34,929 --> 01:01:39,464
Your hash cookies
triggered a feeding frenzy
1198
01:01:39,466 --> 01:01:41,302
that left zero heartbeats.
1199
01:01:45,439 --> 01:01:50,077
Please, Lucy, take
me outta my misery.
1200
01:01:52,313 --> 01:01:54,112
Your mum out of hers.
1201
01:01:54,114 --> 01:01:57,115
You out of yours.
1202
01:01:57,117 --> 01:01:58,852
This town, out of its.
1203
01:01:59,787 --> 01:02:00,689
- But you're my dad.
1204
01:02:01,855 --> 01:02:04,790
- I'm the guy who
cheated on your mother.
1205
01:02:04,792 --> 01:02:05,958
Broke her heart with some woman
1206
01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:07,226
whose name I can't
even remember.
1207
01:02:07,228 --> 01:02:10,197
Some town tramp
with a cop fantasy.
1208
01:02:13,535 --> 01:02:14,800
You know what,
1209
01:02:14,802 --> 01:02:15,869
you were right.
1210
01:02:17,771 --> 01:02:20,072
You did cause the divorce
1211
01:02:20,074 --> 01:02:23,175
'cause you were a mistake.
1212
01:02:23,177 --> 01:02:24,743
- [Carol] Don't listen to him.
1213
01:02:24,745 --> 01:02:26,245
- You're still a waste of space.
1214
01:02:26,247 --> 01:02:29,515
Hiding behind some
bright red hair,
1215
01:02:29,517 --> 01:02:32,451
like it's some kind of
substitute for a personality.
1216
01:02:32,453 --> 01:02:35,254
You ruined our lives.
1217
01:02:35,256 --> 01:02:39,491
Just as every day you set
about ruining your own.
1218
01:02:39,493 --> 01:02:41,260
You just fuck everything up.
1219
01:02:41,262 --> 01:02:44,263
Do the right thing for once.
1220
01:02:44,265 --> 01:02:47,266
[gentle music]
1221
01:02:47,268 --> 01:02:50,235
[Lucy crying]
1222
01:02:50,237 --> 01:02:54,406
Imagine that this is
just out of a comic book.
1223
01:02:54,408 --> 01:02:55,543
None of this is real.
1224
01:02:56,645 --> 01:02:59,213
[gentle music]
1225
01:03:03,150 --> 01:03:08,222
Well, at the very
least, forgive your mum,
1226
01:03:09,356 --> 01:03:10,991
if she seems a little
overbearing at times.
1227
01:03:13,394 --> 01:03:17,699
Because she's had to put up
with a hell of a lot from me.
1228
01:03:19,066 --> 01:03:21,035
She has the biggest heart
1229
01:03:22,269 --> 01:03:25,270
and I'm about to eat it
right out of her chest.
1230
01:03:25,272 --> 01:03:28,173
[Carol screaming]
1231
01:03:28,175 --> 01:03:29,742
[werewolf growling]
1232
01:03:29,744 --> 01:03:30,777
[Lucy screaming]
1233
01:03:30,779 --> 01:03:31,611
[gun firing]
1234
01:03:31,613 --> 01:03:32,514
Don't.
1235
01:03:47,394 --> 01:03:49,261
[both crying]
1236
01:03:49,263 --> 01:03:50,164
- Oh Lucy.
1237
01:03:57,037 --> 01:03:59,139
Isn't he supposed to
turn back to normal?
1238
01:04:00,307 --> 01:04:01,808
- Maybe he did.
1239
01:04:01,810 --> 01:04:02,711
Santa.
1240
01:04:10,518 --> 01:04:12,451
- Where am I?
1241
01:04:12,453 --> 01:04:13,987
- It's been quite a night.
1242
01:04:15,022 --> 01:04:17,022
Do you remember anything?
1243
01:04:17,024 --> 01:04:21,995
- Good Lord, I remember its
wild eyes as it leapt out at me.
1244
01:04:23,130 --> 01:04:24,963
Are the reindeer okay?
1245
01:04:24,965 --> 01:04:28,202
[gentle upbeat music]
1246
01:04:35,008 --> 01:04:36,041
♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪
1247
01:04:36,043 --> 01:04:37,175
♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪
1248
01:04:37,177 --> 01:04:38,811
♪ Right down Santa Claus Lane ♪
1249
01:04:38,813 --> 01:04:39,645
[gentle upbeat music]
1250
01:04:39,647 --> 01:04:40,946
♪ Vixen and Blitzen ♪
1251
01:04:40,948 --> 01:04:43,982
- So here we are, a year on,
1252
01:04:43,984 --> 01:04:45,951
and Santa will be back to
work as normal tonight.
1253
01:04:45,953 --> 01:04:48,757
This I know for a fact, as
for the first time ever,
1254
01:04:49,791 --> 01:04:51,624
he sent me a letter,
1255
01:04:51,626 --> 01:04:54,228
thanking me for saving
Christmas, no less.
1256
01:04:55,396 --> 01:04:56,529
And people have been
making and sending me
1257
01:04:56,531 --> 01:04:57,864
these really cool cards.
1258
01:04:57,866 --> 01:05:00,000
They're even selling
them in shops.
1259
01:05:01,402 --> 01:05:03,001
And I got this cool scar
on my hand as a reminder
1260
01:05:03,003 --> 01:05:04,436
of everything that
happened last year.
1261
01:05:04,438 --> 01:05:05,671
Thought I would share that
1262
01:05:05,673 --> 01:05:08,308
with my 103 new
YouTube followers.
1263
01:05:09,744 --> 01:05:11,443
Oh my God, Mum, just come in
1264
01:05:11,445 --> 01:05:13,278
and stop pretending you
don't wanna be on camera.
1265
01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:15,147
- [Carol] I don't
wanna be on the camera.
1266
01:05:15,149 --> 01:05:16,883
- You love it.
1267
01:05:16,885 --> 01:05:19,554
- Come on Santa, let's
go and see Lucy-Lu.
1268
01:05:21,455 --> 01:05:22,622
- Anyone for a mini donut.
1269
01:05:22,624 --> 01:05:24,089
- No, not for me, thanks.
1270
01:05:24,091 --> 01:05:25,092
- I'm good.
1271
01:05:27,829 --> 01:05:30,596
Oh Lucy, this room
needs tidying.
1272
01:05:30,598 --> 01:05:31,597
- Yes I know.
1273
01:05:31,599 --> 01:05:34,299
- Well when are you gonna do it?
1274
01:05:34,301 --> 01:05:35,735
♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪
1275
01:05:35,737 --> 01:05:37,235
- Listen, sleigh
bells, it's him.
1276
01:05:37,237 --> 01:05:39,471
♪ Down Santa Claus Lane ♪
1277
01:05:39,473 --> 01:05:41,473
♪ He doesn't care if
you're rich or poor ♪
1278
01:05:41,475 --> 01:05:44,376
♪ He loves you just the same ♪
1279
01:05:44,378 --> 01:05:45,210
♪ Santa Claus ♪
1280
01:05:45,212 --> 01:05:48,681
[dramatic music]
1281
01:05:48,683 --> 01:05:52,350
- Santa and his sleigh just
got sucked up into a UFO.
1282
01:05:52,352 --> 01:05:54,687
[gentle upbeat music]
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01:05:54,689 --> 01:05:55,922
♪ Here comes Santa Claus ♪
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01:05:55,924 --> 01:05:58,423
- He just blasted off,
Lucy, you missed it.
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[dramatic music]
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Told you there were aliens.
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01:06:05,132 --> 01:06:07,802
[gentle music]
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[wind howling]
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01:10:58,226 --> 01:11:01,361
[sleigh bells ringing]
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01:11:09,904 --> 01:11:12,573
[wind howling]
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