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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:54,334 --> 00:02:55,500 - Elisabeth! - Elisabeth! 2 00:02:57,375 --> 00:02:58,584 We love you Elisabeth! 3 00:02:58,625 --> 00:02:59,625 Please! 4 00:02:59,709 --> 00:03:00,709 Over here! 5 00:03:00,792 --> 00:03:01,959 Oh my God, we love you! 6 00:03:09,875 --> 00:03:11,542 ...my favorite. 7 00:03:12,084 --> 00:03:14,875 - Wanna get something to eat? - Yeah, I'll get a pretzel, or something. 8 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:22,625 - Remember her? - She was in that movie... 9 00:03:28,917 --> 00:03:31,000 We're gonna have to let her know we're gonna be late. 10 00:03:31,084 --> 00:03:32,167 Yeah, I'll give her a text. 11 00:03:36,167 --> 00:03:37,709 He owes me 20 bucks. 12 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,459 Get out the way! 13 00:03:55,584 --> 00:03:56,667 Vamos ! 14 00:03:59,417 --> 00:04:00,667 Shit! 15 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:31,792 You got it! 16 00:04:32,375 --> 00:04:33,917 Feel that power, ladies! 17 00:04:36,750 --> 00:04:38,417 And march! Get those knees up. 18 00:04:38,584 --> 00:04:39,584 You got it! 19 00:04:42,625 --> 00:04:43,625 Come on! 20 00:04:44,167 --> 00:04:45,250 Front. 21 00:04:45,417 --> 00:04:46,584 Kick! 22 00:04:47,292 --> 00:04:48,334 Kick! 23 00:04:48,917 --> 00:04:50,417 Oh yeah, you got it! 24 00:04:51,375 --> 00:04:52,417 Square. 25 00:04:52,875 --> 00:04:54,292 Think about those bikini bods. 26 00:04:54,459 --> 00:04:57,250 You wanna look like a giant jellyfish on the beach? 27 00:04:58,042 --> 00:04:59,042 Come on. 28 00:04:59,792 --> 00:05:00,792 Cross. 29 00:05:01,459 --> 00:05:02,584 Push. 30 00:05:03,292 --> 00:05:05,500 Kick! Come on, you got it! 31 00:05:06,042 --> 00:05:07,917 Hang in there, ladies, you've got it. 32 00:05:10,459 --> 00:05:12,084 You've got it! 33 00:05:16,542 --> 00:05:18,042 Great workout, ladies. 34 00:05:19,500 --> 00:05:22,250 Alright, I hope I see you next week for Sparkle Your Life. 35 00:05:22,417 --> 00:05:23,959 We're gonna work on the lateral abs, 36 00:05:24,125 --> 00:05:26,417 you know, the most difficult part to sculpt. 37 00:05:26,584 --> 00:05:28,000 But in the meantime, 38 00:05:28,167 --> 00:05:29,750 take care of yourself. 39 00:05:34,709 --> 00:05:35,959 Move it back, position one. 40 00:05:36,000 --> 00:05:37,375 Great job, ladies. 41 00:05:37,542 --> 00:05:39,042 You got it. 42 00:05:39,084 --> 00:05:40,625 Alright take these down for me. 43 00:05:59,417 --> 00:06:01,250 - Happy birthday! - Oh, thank you. 44 00:06:04,625 --> 00:06:06,459 - Happy birthday. - Oh, thank you. 45 00:06:06,584 --> 00:06:08,959 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 46 00:06:29,250 --> 00:06:33,334 I don't care if we have to see every fucking young girl in this fucking town 47 00:06:33,417 --> 00:06:34,959 in the next few weeks. 48 00:06:35,459 --> 00:06:38,125 Look, I'll make it simple. 49 00:06:38,292 --> 00:06:39,959 We need her young. 50 00:06:40,125 --> 00:06:42,209 We need her hot. 51 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:44,042 We need her now. 52 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,917 How the old bitch has been able to stick around for this long, 53 00:06:47,959 --> 00:06:50,167 that's the fucking mystery to me. 54 00:06:51,542 --> 00:06:54,167 Oh, Oscar winner my ass. 55 00:06:54,250 --> 00:06:55,834 When was that? Back in the 30s, 56 00:06:55,875 --> 00:06:58,209 what, for King Kong ? 57 00:07:00,709 --> 00:07:01,959 - ...promised her... - No. 58 00:07:02,417 --> 00:07:05,917 I don't give a fuck what we promised her! 59 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:09,625 This is network TV, not a fucking charity. 60 00:07:10,834 --> 00:07:12,917 Find me somebody new! 61 00:07:13,542 --> 00:07:14,625 Now! 62 00:07:15,959 --> 00:07:21,500 Hey, did you know that a woman's fertility starts to decrease about the age of 25? 63 00:07:21,667 --> 00:07:23,459 How old is Jennifer? 64 00:07:24,042 --> 00:07:25,417 You better get busy! 65 00:08:02,334 --> 00:08:05,084 It's like when you see someone fart on screen. 66 00:08:10,167 --> 00:08:11,375 People just love that. 67 00:08:12,209 --> 00:08:13,792 I mean, that's just the way it is. 68 00:08:15,709 --> 00:08:16,875 C'est la vie. 69 00:08:17,042 --> 00:08:18,667 People are just people. 70 00:08:18,834 --> 00:08:22,250 And I have to give people what they want. 71 00:08:22,375 --> 00:08:24,459 That's what keeps the shareholders happy. 72 00:08:24,625 --> 00:08:28,292 And people always ask for something new. 73 00:08:29,084 --> 00:08:30,334 Renewal 74 00:08:31,084 --> 00:08:32,375 is inevitable. 75 00:08:33,375 --> 00:08:34,709 And at 50... 76 00:08:35,250 --> 00:08:36,292 well... 77 00:08:37,792 --> 00:08:38,875 it stops. 78 00:08:39,709 --> 00:08:41,167 What stops? 79 00:08:41,792 --> 00:08:42,834 What? 80 00:08:43,292 --> 00:08:44,875 What stops? 81 00:08:47,875 --> 00:08:49,334 you know, the... 82 00:08:57,375 --> 00:08:58,709 Oh, George! 83 00:09:00,625 --> 00:09:01,709 I'm sorry, I gotta run. 84 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:02,959 Harvey! 85 00:09:03,375 --> 00:09:06,167 George, those ratings are insane! 86 00:09:07,334 --> 00:09:08,875 You're a genius! 87 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:10,875 Oh what a man, you're a genius! 88 00:09:12,584 --> 00:09:14,125 Let's buy you a drink, come on. 89 00:09:40,000 --> 00:09:42,292 WITH TOOTH BRIGHT YOU GOT IT! 90 00:10:04,209 --> 00:10:06,167 Well, it's your lucky day, Miss Sparkle 91 00:10:06,250 --> 00:10:08,250 'cause we have X-rayed you from head to toe, 92 00:10:08,292 --> 00:10:10,375 and you don't have so much as a cracked molar. 93 00:10:10,542 --> 00:10:13,292 So, you are good to go. 94 00:10:14,459 --> 00:10:16,292 Vaccination, okay. 95 00:10:16,459 --> 00:10:18,667 Not currently on any medication. 96 00:10:19,500 --> 00:10:21,292 By the way, I just want to say, my... 97 00:10:21,375 --> 00:10:23,584 my wife is a huge fan. 98 00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:28,792 Blood type... 99 00:10:28,834 --> 00:10:30,667 Oh hey, it's your birthday! 100 00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:31,875 Happy bir-- 101 00:10:41,667 --> 00:10:45,125 Oh, uh, that's an emergency, I'm sorry, I have to... 102 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:46,709 Have a good... 103 00:10:47,459 --> 00:10:48,542 Bye. 104 00:10:55,917 --> 00:10:57,125 One moment. 105 00:10:58,250 --> 00:11:00,292 There's just one last exam to perform. 106 00:11:00,459 --> 00:11:02,209 I thought he said I was good to go. 107 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:26,375 - Is there a problem? - No, it's perfect. 108 00:11:27,084 --> 00:11:28,375 You're a good candidate. 109 00:11:29,000 --> 00:11:31,167 I mean, you're good to go. 110 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,500 I wish you the best. 111 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:15,209 Lizzie? 112 00:12:16,834 --> 00:12:18,292 Lizzie Sparkle? 113 00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:20,459 Oh my God, I can't believe it. 114 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:23,709 Fred! 115 00:12:24,834 --> 00:12:27,292 Fred, from 10th grade homeroom! 116 00:12:30,209 --> 00:12:32,375 Fred, of course! 117 00:12:32,417 --> 00:12:34,292 You haven't changed a bit. 118 00:12:34,834 --> 00:12:38,250 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 119 00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:41,417 You know, I followed your career. What a success! I mean... 120 00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:44,125 Wow, wow, wow! 121 00:12:44,625 --> 00:12:45,625 Wow. 122 00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:46,750 Hey... 123 00:12:46,792 --> 00:12:49,292 Why don't we go out maybe for a drink some time? 124 00:12:49,334 --> 00:12:51,625 Now that we're, you know, "reconnected". 125 00:12:53,167 --> 00:12:54,417 - Oh, of course, - I'm... 126 00:12:54,584 --> 00:12:56,417 - I'm stupid, you're super busy. - But you know what? 127 00:12:56,459 --> 00:12:58,875 Why don't you give me your card? 128 00:12:58,959 --> 00:13:00,625 I mean, you never know. 129 00:13:01,417 --> 00:13:02,584 Here... 130 00:13:02,959 --> 00:13:04,250 This will do. 131 00:13:04,792 --> 00:13:07,375 Don't look at my cholesterol levels, they're a disaster. 132 00:13:10,625 --> 00:13:12,125 - Oh, God! - Oh, that's... 133 00:13:15,542 --> 00:13:16,625 There. 134 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,500 Now, you've got it! 135 00:13:23,292 --> 00:13:24,375 Call me. 136 00:14:12,625 --> 00:14:15,709 Have you ever dreamt of a better version of yourself? 137 00:14:19,500 --> 00:14:20,625 Younger. 138 00:14:21,292 --> 00:14:22,584 More beautiful. 139 00:14:22,834 --> 00:14:24,375 More perfect. 140 00:14:25,125 --> 00:14:28,834 One single injection unlocks your DNA. 141 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,834 Starting a new cellular division. 142 00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:34,709 That will release another version of yourself. 143 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,542 This is... 144 00:14:37,500 --> 00:14:38,792 The Substance. 145 00:14:39,459 --> 00:14:40,959 You are the matrix. 146 00:14:41,542 --> 00:14:42,917 Everything comes from you. 147 00:14:43,959 --> 00:14:46,417 And everything is you. 148 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:50,125 This is simply a better version of yourself. 149 00:14:50,375 --> 00:14:52,000 You just have to share. 150 00:14:52,250 --> 00:14:54,042 One week for one. 151 00:14:54,209 --> 00:14:55,959 And one week for the other. 152 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:59,125 A perfect balance of seven days each. 153 00:14:59,292 --> 00:15:01,667 The one and only thing not to forget. 154 00:15:01,875 --> 00:15:04,417 You are one. 155 00:15:04,792 --> 00:15:06,542 You can't escape from yourself. 156 00:15:25,459 --> 00:15:28,625 You slip through my fingers 157 00:15:31,459 --> 00:15:34,375 And you drop to the ground 158 00:15:37,459 --> 00:15:40,750 You fade away 159 00:15:43,792 --> 00:15:47,625 Fade away 160 00:17:02,459 --> 00:17:03,459 Here, Elisabeth... 161 00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:05,125 Elisabeth, we love you! 162 00:17:06,459 --> 00:17:07,500 We love you... 163 00:17:30,459 --> 00:17:31,500 Yes? 164 00:17:31,625 --> 00:17:32,625 Hello. 165 00:17:34,584 --> 00:17:35,875 I'd like... 166 00:17:36,542 --> 00:17:37,875 to order. 167 00:17:39,834 --> 00:17:41,250 Address? 168 00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:45,292 1057 Beverly Canyon. 169 00:17:46,959 --> 00:17:50,500 Write this down, 35 North Byron Alley. 170 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,125 35 North... 171 00:23:48,459 --> 00:23:50,750 You are the matrix. 172 00:23:50,917 --> 00:23:53,125 Everything comes from you. 173 00:23:53,292 --> 00:23:56,000 And everything is you. 174 00:23:56,917 --> 00:23:58,459 This is simply 175 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:01,375 a better version of yourself. 176 00:34:18,292 --> 00:34:19,542 Hello. 177 00:37:02,250 --> 00:37:03,334 Thanks. 178 00:37:03,375 --> 00:37:04,667 We'll let you know by next week. 179 00:37:04,917 --> 00:37:08,000 Thank you so much. I'm just dying to get the part. 180 00:37:13,625 --> 00:37:14,959 Great dancer. 181 00:37:16,042 --> 00:37:20,375 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face instead of that nose. 182 00:37:22,500 --> 00:37:23,584 Next! 183 00:37:37,334 --> 00:37:41,042 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 184 00:37:41,459 --> 00:37:44,292 Please say your name, age, measurements. 185 00:37:58,500 --> 00:37:59,500 I'm... 186 00:37:59,875 --> 00:38:00,917 Sue. 187 00:38:05,167 --> 00:38:06,709 I'm Sue. 188 00:38:07,792 --> 00:38:10,375 Sue. Sue. Sue... 189 00:38:19,292 --> 00:38:21,042 Where is she? 190 00:38:21,542 --> 00:38:22,959 Where is she? 191 00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:37,792 What a gorgeous 192 00:38:38,459 --> 00:38:39,542 little 193 00:38:39,709 --> 00:38:40,834 angel! 194 00:38:50,792 --> 00:38:52,167 You're hired. 195 00:38:52,792 --> 00:38:54,042 We want a show 196 00:38:54,417 --> 00:38:57,125 that's just like you. 197 00:38:57,292 --> 00:38:58,459 Beautiful and happy. 198 00:38:58,875 --> 00:39:00,750 People want to be happy. 199 00:39:02,167 --> 00:39:04,042 We air in two weeks, so let's get to work. 200 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:07,417 I'm gonna let you organize the rest with my assistant... 201 00:39:11,250 --> 00:39:12,334 Isabella. 202 00:39:13,709 --> 00:39:15,042 Isa, Isa, Isa... 203 00:39:15,167 --> 00:39:16,417 who has time to say that? 204 00:39:17,500 --> 00:39:18,584 We're gonna make you Cindy. 205 00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:19,750 It's shorter. 206 00:39:19,875 --> 00:39:21,209 It's better. 207 00:39:21,917 --> 00:39:25,292 So, I'm gonna let you organize everything else with Cindy. 208 00:39:27,250 --> 00:39:28,250 Before you go, 209 00:39:28,459 --> 00:39:30,375 I just have to mention a... 210 00:39:30,709 --> 00:39:32,417 small scheduling issue. 211 00:39:33,084 --> 00:39:34,292 I have to be 212 00:39:35,209 --> 00:39:36,959 out of town every other week. 213 00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:40,209 To take care of my mother. 214 00:39:41,584 --> 00:39:42,834 Who's very sick. 215 00:39:50,584 --> 00:39:53,709 I want you for this show. 216 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:57,000 And we will work around any mother, brother, 217 00:39:57,209 --> 00:39:58,709 fucking sick puppy 218 00:39:58,834 --> 00:40:00,584 you need to take care of. 219 00:40:06,209 --> 00:40:08,542 Gorgeous, with a pure heart. 220 00:40:09,042 --> 00:40:11,250 People are gonna love that. 221 00:40:40,667 --> 00:40:41,667 Perfect. 222 00:41:08,084 --> 00:41:09,334 So you jump out. 223 00:41:10,292 --> 00:41:11,500 Touch your elbows. 224 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,042 Head 225 00:41:13,084 --> 00:41:14,084 down. 226 00:41:14,459 --> 00:41:15,542 Contract. 227 00:41:18,834 --> 00:41:20,875 And five, six, seven, eight. 228 00:41:21,042 --> 00:41:22,125 Elbows. 229 00:44:50,125 --> 00:44:51,875 There she is! 230 00:44:56,834 --> 00:44:58,959 Where have you been? 231 00:44:59,417 --> 00:45:02,625 We've all been wanting to have a drink with you for your departure. 232 00:45:03,375 --> 00:45:04,542 Anyway... 233 00:45:04,834 --> 00:45:07,375 we all chipped in, 234 00:45:09,084 --> 00:45:10,750 and we got you just a little something. 235 00:45:11,125 --> 00:45:12,750 To keep you busy. 236 00:45:13,334 --> 00:45:14,375 It's French. 237 00:45:14,500 --> 00:45:17,375 My wife, she swears by it. Oh, I love my wife. 238 00:45:19,417 --> 00:45:20,542 Oops, I gotta run. 239 00:45:21,042 --> 00:45:24,917 But it's always great to see you. 240 00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:06,667 And we're ba-- 241 00:46:06,792 --> 00:46:08,334 Which is the most valuable seafood? 242 00:46:08,417 --> 00:46:11,084 ...are expensing stock options. Most of the nation-- 243 00:46:12,084 --> 00:46:13,750 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 244 00:46:14,084 --> 00:46:16,334 ...know what you'll be toting around for the rest of your days? Regr-- 245 00:46:16,542 --> 00:46:17,917 ...the field, kids on the f-- 246 00:46:51,750 --> 00:46:54,125 The antelope and the deer moving about, 247 00:46:55,209 --> 00:46:56,625 A hunt through the T-- 248 00:46:59,709 --> 00:47:02,042 ...only at the Worldwide Shopping channel 249 00:47:02,209 --> 00:47:04,792 we have a beautiful, beautiful 250 00:47:04,834 --> 00:47:07,292 straight outta Africa... 251 00:47:08,459 --> 00:47:14,375 ...$8.99, 99. In less than a minute we have it here today 252 00:47:15,500 --> 00:47:18,542 ...99, 99. I can't believe this price... 253 00:47:48,792 --> 00:47:50,542 ...98, with remote. 254 00:47:50,875 --> 00:47:53,375 I cannot believe the incredible price. 255 00:47:53,500 --> 00:47:55,750 For $49.98, shoppers. 256 00:47:56,334 --> 00:47:58,750 Look at the quality of this thing. This thing is sturdy. 257 00:47:59,042 --> 00:48:00,125 Beautiful. 258 00:48:00,542 --> 00:48:02,584 Listen to your music at home, shoppers. 259 00:48:02,667 --> 00:48:05,000 $49.98, I'll take one myself. 260 00:48:05,042 --> 00:48:06,125 Put it right there, 261 00:48:06,209 --> 00:48:08,042 hold that one for me, that one's mine. 262 00:48:08,084 --> 00:48:09,334 How can you ever-- 263 00:49:39,250 --> 00:49:42,834 God damn it, lady, come on! I haven't slept in three nights! 264 00:49:43,584 --> 00:49:45,709 Open up! God damn it! 265 00:49:46,167 --> 00:49:47,167 Are you gonna open-- 266 00:49:51,042 --> 00:49:52,042 Sorry. 267 00:49:52,917 --> 00:49:54,209 I thought that Ms. Sparkle... 268 00:49:54,375 --> 00:49:56,709 She moved out. I'm the new tenant. 269 00:49:58,084 --> 00:49:59,084 Sue. 270 00:50:00,709 --> 00:50:01,917 Oler-- 271 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,084 Oler-- 272 00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:04,875 Oliker. 273 00:50:04,917 --> 00:50:07,167 You wanted to complain about something... 274 00:50:08,209 --> 00:50:09,250 Oliver? 275 00:50:10,125 --> 00:50:11,250 What? 276 00:50:11,417 --> 00:50:12,500 No. 277 00:50:13,250 --> 00:50:14,417 No, no, no... 278 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:18,209 I think it's awesome when there's stuff going on in the building. 279 00:50:18,250 --> 00:50:20,000 You know what I mean? 280 00:50:22,834 --> 00:50:24,292 I'm actually... 281 00:50:24,709 --> 00:50:25,959 quite handy. 282 00:50:26,125 --> 00:50:27,417 If you ever need... 283 00:50:28,667 --> 00:50:31,375 need me to be of aid in any way. 284 00:50:31,667 --> 00:50:33,750 I got a sack of tools, and... 285 00:50:34,834 --> 00:50:36,542 I got a big hammer. 286 00:50:38,959 --> 00:50:40,459 You know what I mean. 287 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:44,750 Anyways, I live right here. 288 00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,584 So you know where to find me. 289 00:50:46,750 --> 00:50:48,000 Anytime. 290 00:50:48,625 --> 00:50:49,917 Day or night. 291 00:50:50,334 --> 00:50:51,375 Later. 292 00:52:46,542 --> 00:52:47,792 Hi everybody. 293 00:52:47,959 --> 00:52:49,334 I'm Sue. 294 00:52:49,500 --> 00:52:50,584 And it's time 295 00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:51,750 to pump it up! 296 00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,625 Are you ready? Let's go. 297 00:54:23,084 --> 00:54:25,375 Thank you so much, everybody. 298 00:54:25,834 --> 00:54:26,875 I'll see you next week. 299 00:54:28,334 --> 00:54:29,417 Oh... 300 00:54:30,709 --> 00:54:32,459 And in the meantime... 301 00:54:33,417 --> 00:54:35,292 take care of yourself. 302 00:54:41,542 --> 00:54:42,625 Where is she? 303 00:54:44,792 --> 00:54:45,792 There she is! 304 00:54:47,209 --> 00:54:49,167 Wonderful, wonderful. 305 00:54:49,667 --> 00:54:51,917 That's what I'm talking about! 306 00:56:07,792 --> 00:56:11,084 I won't be out late, so just wait for me. 307 00:56:17,209 --> 00:56:18,750 Don't eat too fast. 308 00:56:35,500 --> 00:56:36,875 Let's go! 309 00:58:31,375 --> 00:58:32,542 Are you alright? 310 00:58:36,834 --> 00:58:38,459 Yes, I'll be right back. 311 00:59:14,917 --> 00:59:15,917 Are you alright? 312 01:00:01,959 --> 01:00:03,250 What did you do? 313 01:00:03,334 --> 01:00:05,709 You seem even more beautiful than before. 314 01:02:39,917 --> 01:02:41,000 Yes? 315 01:02:41,292 --> 01:02:42,667 Yes, hi. 316 01:02:43,167 --> 01:02:45,500 This is Elisabeth Sparkle. 317 01:02:51,167 --> 01:02:52,834 I'm 503. 318 01:02:53,584 --> 01:02:54,667 Yes. 319 01:02:55,584 --> 01:02:56,625 Yes, hi. 320 01:02:57,834 --> 01:02:59,500 There's been a slight 321 01:02:59,667 --> 01:03:01,542 misuse of the Substance. 322 01:03:02,292 --> 01:03:06,667 A few extra hours were accidentally 323 01:03:07,125 --> 01:03:08,209 used. 324 01:03:08,500 --> 01:03:09,875 Causing um... 325 01:03:11,375 --> 01:03:12,875 an alteration. 326 01:03:14,000 --> 01:03:16,459 So I'm just looking for the procedure to reverse it. 327 01:03:16,625 --> 01:03:20,542 What has been used on one side is lost on the other side. 328 01:03:20,709 --> 01:03:22,584 There's no going back. 329 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:29,292 No... 330 01:03:30,125 --> 01:03:32,084 I don't know what she was thinking. 331 01:03:32,334 --> 01:03:34,584 And obviously she was drunk. 332 01:03:34,834 --> 01:03:37,334 Remember, there is no "she" and "you". 333 01:03:37,500 --> 01:03:38,834 You are one. 334 01:03:39,000 --> 01:03:40,167 Respect the balance. 335 01:03:40,334 --> 01:03:42,834 And you won't have any more inconveniences. 336 01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:22,250 Sue! 337 01:05:22,875 --> 01:05:23,959 Sue? 338 01:05:24,709 --> 01:05:26,584 I just saw you on TV. 339 01:05:26,917 --> 01:05:28,667 Holy moly! 340 01:05:29,959 --> 01:05:31,959 Makes me wanna join your class. 341 01:05:32,334 --> 01:05:34,334 You don't give private lessons, do you? 342 01:05:36,750 --> 01:05:37,792 Hey, um... 343 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:41,625 What about a drink at my place tonight? 344 01:05:43,750 --> 01:05:45,542 Come on, don't be shy. 345 01:05:45,792 --> 01:05:48,500 I see you standing behind the door there, gorgeous. 346 01:05:51,792 --> 01:05:52,875 Alright. 347 01:05:53,042 --> 01:05:54,375 Take your time. 348 01:05:54,542 --> 01:05:55,875 But it's a date. 349 01:05:56,792 --> 01:05:58,209 You know, pump it up 350 01:05:58,417 --> 01:06:00,375 You've got to pump it up 351 01:06:00,709 --> 01:06:02,375 You know, pump it up 352 01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:04,584 You've got to pump it up 353 01:07:28,709 --> 01:07:29,875 What can I get you? 354 01:07:34,042 --> 01:07:35,292 Mocha latte. 355 01:07:43,792 --> 01:07:46,209 It's long, isn't it? 356 01:07:47,959 --> 01:07:49,250 Excuse me? 357 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,959 Seven days. 358 01:08:24,750 --> 01:08:27,000 Did you follow me here? 359 01:08:28,000 --> 01:08:29,542 I was just curious 360 01:08:29,917 --> 01:08:32,167 to find out how things were going for you. 361 01:08:33,459 --> 01:08:36,167 Each time, you feel a little more... 362 01:08:36,792 --> 01:08:37,834 lonely. 363 01:08:38,834 --> 01:08:39,875 Don't you think? 364 01:08:41,459 --> 01:08:43,542 I don't know what you're talking about. 365 01:08:45,042 --> 01:08:46,459 I'm fine. 366 01:08:47,625 --> 01:08:49,209 Everything's fine. 367 01:08:49,417 --> 01:08:51,334 It gets harder each time 368 01:08:52,084 --> 01:08:53,750 to remember that you 369 01:08:54,250 --> 01:08:55,500 still deserve 370 01:08:55,750 --> 01:08:57,209 to exist! 371 01:08:59,792 --> 01:09:01,875 That this part of yourself 372 01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,500 is still worth something, 373 01:09:04,625 --> 01:09:06,167 that you 374 01:09:06,792 --> 01:09:09,000 still matter! 375 01:09:13,542 --> 01:09:15,625 Has she started yet? 376 01:09:16,959 --> 01:09:19,667 Eating away at you? 377 01:09:36,834 --> 01:09:37,875 Fuck! 378 01:09:38,042 --> 01:09:39,292 Watch out! 379 01:09:47,875 --> 01:09:48,917 What? 380 01:09:59,584 --> 01:10:00,625 Hey! 381 01:10:00,792 --> 01:10:01,792 Move! 382 01:10:32,625 --> 01:10:36,000 You're still the most beautiful girl in the whole wide world. 383 01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:46,834 Hello? 384 01:10:46,875 --> 01:10:48,584 Hi, Fred. 385 01:10:48,750 --> 01:10:50,000 It's Lizzie. 386 01:10:53,167 --> 01:10:54,250 Hello? 387 01:10:54,750 --> 01:10:56,625 Sorry, I'm in shock. 388 01:10:57,750 --> 01:10:59,834 Wow, wow, wow! 389 01:11:00,125 --> 01:11:02,875 I thought I'd never hear from you again after... 390 01:11:02,917 --> 01:11:04,417 Oh gosh, no, not at all. 391 01:11:04,584 --> 01:11:06,042 I've just, I've just... 392 01:11:06,209 --> 01:11:08,250 I've just been really busy lately. 393 01:11:08,584 --> 01:11:09,750 So listen, 394 01:11:10,042 --> 01:11:12,334 I was thinking that... 395 01:11:14,125 --> 01:11:17,542 maybe we could get together and grab a drink? 396 01:11:22,875 --> 01:11:24,167 Are you still there? 397 01:11:24,709 --> 01:11:27,500 Sorry, I'm in shock again. 398 01:11:30,042 --> 01:11:32,792 I could book Luigi's at 8? 399 01:11:33,459 --> 01:11:35,625 Eight at Luigi's it is. 400 01:11:35,667 --> 01:11:37,209 I... 401 01:11:37,500 --> 01:11:39,500 I will see you tonight. 402 01:11:40,542 --> 01:11:43,417 - Bye. - Okay. Bye. 403 01:16:36,667 --> 01:16:39,292 And we're back! And welcome back to... 404 01:16:39,584 --> 01:16:41,459 Bob and Judy, are you ready? 405 01:16:47,292 --> 01:16:48,709 Hi everybody! 406 01:16:49,792 --> 01:16:52,209 Okay, here we go everyone, clear the set, please. 407 01:16:52,375 --> 01:16:54,042 First positions, thank you. 408 01:16:54,084 --> 01:16:55,375 Roll cameras. 409 01:16:55,542 --> 01:16:56,667 And in 410 01:16:56,834 --> 01:16:58,042 Three, two... 411 01:16:58,750 --> 01:16:59,750 one... 412 01:17:02,417 --> 01:17:04,750 And squat, squat, squat. 413 01:17:06,334 --> 01:17:07,750 Circle those hips. 414 01:17:08,334 --> 01:17:09,542 Circle those hips. 415 01:17:10,084 --> 01:17:12,459 Contract, contract, contract. 416 01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:15,584 Contract, contract, contract. 417 01:17:15,750 --> 01:17:17,542 Head between your legs! 418 01:17:23,584 --> 01:17:24,709 Cut! 419 01:17:28,459 --> 01:17:29,709 I'm sorry, I thought I... 420 01:17:31,084 --> 01:17:32,959 I thought I... 421 01:17:33,875 --> 01:17:35,542 I just got distracted. 422 01:17:36,125 --> 01:17:37,750 Not a problem, let's get right back to it. 423 01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:39,542 Back to one, please. 424 01:17:42,459 --> 01:17:44,084 Sorry, it's the control room now. 425 01:17:44,209 --> 01:17:46,542 The director said he saw something bizarre on the monitor. 426 01:17:46,709 --> 01:17:48,334 Bring up the replay on camera 2. 427 01:17:48,500 --> 01:17:49,625 Camera 2! 428 01:18:00,625 --> 01:18:01,709 Forward. 429 01:18:07,709 --> 01:18:08,834 Can I have my dressing gown? 430 01:18:09,167 --> 01:18:11,667 - Sorry, it's in your dressing room. - Well then, go and get it! 431 01:18:12,250 --> 01:18:13,750 Let's just take this frame by frame. 432 01:18:28,250 --> 01:18:29,292 I need five minutes. 433 01:20:28,375 --> 01:20:30,500 - Yes? - This balance is not working! 434 01:20:30,792 --> 01:20:32,917 I barely have any time to enjoy myself. 435 01:20:33,000 --> 01:20:35,875 While she wastes seven days, 436 01:20:35,917 --> 01:20:37,709 stuffing her face in front of the TV! 437 01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:39,792 Remember, there is no "she" and "you". 438 01:20:39,917 --> 01:20:40,959 You are-- 439 01:20:42,792 --> 01:20:45,250 Hello everybody... 440 01:20:50,042 --> 01:20:51,542 What's happening? Where is everybody? 441 01:20:51,667 --> 01:20:53,209 The taping's been cancelled. 442 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:55,250 What? Why? 443 01:20:55,417 --> 01:20:56,417 Sue. 444 01:20:56,875 --> 01:20:59,125 Harvey wants to see you in his office immediately. 445 01:20:59,959 --> 01:21:01,000 Okay. 446 01:21:01,250 --> 01:21:02,292 I'll go change... 447 01:21:02,375 --> 01:21:03,917 No, he said "Now". 448 01:21:21,375 --> 01:21:23,167 I'll get right to the point. 449 01:21:24,167 --> 01:21:26,292 We can't keep you on the morning show. 450 01:21:27,542 --> 01:21:29,750 But why? I just started. 451 01:21:30,542 --> 01:21:32,750 Ratings are through the roof. 452 01:21:33,584 --> 01:21:35,709 We started at 42. 453 01:21:36,209 --> 01:21:37,542 Now we're up to, like... 454 01:21:38,459 --> 01:21:39,542 216. 455 01:21:39,709 --> 01:21:42,000 It's phenomenal! 456 01:21:43,250 --> 01:21:44,625 People love you! 457 01:21:45,167 --> 01:21:46,834 They adore you! 458 01:21:46,959 --> 01:21:48,584 They want more and more 459 01:21:48,750 --> 01:21:50,042 and more of you. 460 01:21:50,209 --> 01:21:51,959 That is why we have decided 461 01:21:52,750 --> 01:21:54,875 that we want you to host 462 01:21:55,834 --> 01:21:57,834 the New Year's Eve show. 463 01:21:58,459 --> 01:21:59,834 You mean the... 464 01:21:59,875 --> 01:22:02,959 The network's biggest show. 50 million viewers. 465 01:22:03,125 --> 01:22:04,292 Live. 466 01:22:04,459 --> 01:22:06,625 You can't go higher than that! 467 01:22:08,875 --> 01:22:09,959 Now, it's gonna be intense. 468 01:22:10,250 --> 01:22:12,792 We only have a few months to pull it off, so... 469 01:22:13,167 --> 01:22:15,084 Are you in? 470 01:22:26,125 --> 01:22:28,125 If you don't open the door when opportunity knocks 471 01:22:28,167 --> 01:22:29,542 you won't get another chance. 472 01:22:31,167 --> 01:22:32,917 You of all people know this. 473 01:22:45,709 --> 01:22:47,709 Just one more day, and then I have a whole week off 474 01:22:47,792 --> 01:22:49,125 we can switch. 475 01:23:06,875 --> 01:23:08,334 We're doing the cover of Vogue! 476 01:23:09,875 --> 01:23:11,125 Just one more day, okay? 477 01:23:47,625 --> 01:23:49,792 No... 478 01:24:19,292 --> 01:24:20,292 Yes? 479 01:24:20,417 --> 01:24:22,375 She didn't respect the balance! 480 01:24:23,042 --> 01:24:25,667 She's stealing more and more time from me. 481 01:24:25,834 --> 01:24:29,584 Completely without consideration to the consequences. 482 01:24:29,750 --> 01:24:31,334 She's a selfish bitch! 483 01:24:31,375 --> 01:24:32,417 Would you like to stop? 484 01:24:35,459 --> 01:24:36,542 Stop? 485 01:24:36,667 --> 01:24:38,000 You are the matrix. 486 01:24:38,334 --> 01:24:41,584 If you are not satisfied, you can put an end to the experience 487 01:24:41,750 --> 01:24:44,625 and go back to being just you, on your own. 488 01:24:44,792 --> 01:24:45,834 Would you like to stop? 489 01:24:48,959 --> 01:24:51,417 Will it go back to the way it was before? 490 01:24:51,542 --> 01:24:53,750 What has been transferred won't come back. 491 01:24:53,917 --> 01:24:56,250 But you can stop the experience as of now. 492 01:24:56,417 --> 01:24:57,750 Would you like to stop? 493 01:24:57,917 --> 01:25:00,667 To go back to being just you, on your own? 494 01:25:03,542 --> 01:25:04,625 No. 495 01:25:07,209 --> 01:25:08,375 No, no, no... 496 01:25:08,667 --> 01:25:10,042 I can't stop. 497 01:25:11,209 --> 01:25:12,209 She... 498 01:25:14,292 --> 01:25:15,292 I... 499 01:25:20,917 --> 01:25:23,000 The balance just needs to be respected. 500 01:25:23,167 --> 01:25:24,500 So respect it. 501 01:25:27,500 --> 01:25:28,792 Just stop it. Stop it. 502 01:25:29,125 --> 01:25:30,917 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 503 01:25:39,917 --> 01:25:42,417 Bob, you are the winner! 504 01:25:42,542 --> 01:25:45,375 So Bob, congratulations, you've won $25,000. 505 01:25:45,750 --> 01:25:48,792 Now you have one final chance to answer a single question 506 01:25:49,125 --> 01:25:53,375 in our big question round and play for $250,000! 507 01:25:56,875 --> 01:25:58,625 Now, you'll have just 45 seconds... 508 01:26:58,000 --> 01:27:00,292 Just a little something to keep you busy. 509 01:27:13,084 --> 01:27:14,500 Fuck... 510 01:27:41,000 --> 01:27:43,375 Yes, ladies and gentlemen, she is here. 511 01:27:43,834 --> 01:27:45,042 The superstar 512 01:27:45,209 --> 01:27:47,375 of the moment, Sue! 513 01:27:47,542 --> 01:27:49,459 Are you ready? Let's welcome her! 514 01:27:49,625 --> 01:27:50,792 Sue! 515 01:27:52,584 --> 01:27:57,542 You popped up out of nowhere on our screens like a tornado! 516 01:27:57,709 --> 01:27:59,417 I don't think anybody 517 01:27:59,584 --> 01:28:01,167 was really prepared for this whirlwind. 518 01:28:08,500 --> 01:28:11,750 It all started with the morning show. 519 01:28:11,792 --> 01:28:13,167 And rumor has it, 520 01:28:13,334 --> 01:28:16,750 that you are up for Tom Grant's next movie. 521 01:28:18,667 --> 01:28:19,792 Ah, wait... 522 01:28:20,000 --> 01:28:21,084 just a moment. 523 01:28:21,250 --> 01:28:23,417 I'm being told you are going to host 524 01:28:23,584 --> 01:28:26,209 the New Year's Eve show, can you confirm this? 525 01:28:26,792 --> 01:28:27,792 Yes, that's right. 526 01:28:28,084 --> 01:28:29,417 Yes, that's right. 527 01:28:32,125 --> 01:28:35,000 Oh my God! That is huge news! 528 01:28:37,875 --> 01:28:39,375 Tell us a little bit about yourself. 529 01:28:39,542 --> 01:28:42,000 Where are you from, how did you get discovered? 530 01:28:42,125 --> 01:28:45,417 I want, we want to know everything. 531 01:28:48,250 --> 01:28:49,625 Well, I mean.. 532 01:28:50,209 --> 01:28:52,542 there's really not very much to tell. 533 01:28:53,042 --> 01:28:54,375 I'm just a girl 534 01:28:54,417 --> 01:28:58,125 from a very small town in Indiana. 535 01:28:58,334 --> 01:29:00,084 I'm sure that you've never heard of it. 536 01:29:00,334 --> 01:29:02,292 In fact, it's not even a town. 537 01:29:02,334 --> 01:29:05,417 I'm not sure you could really even call it a village. It's... 538 01:29:06,292 --> 01:29:08,167 a farm, perhaps? 539 01:29:14,917 --> 01:29:16,542 But, ever since I can remember, 540 01:29:16,709 --> 01:29:18,417 it has always been my dream 541 01:29:18,584 --> 01:29:19,792 to be on the screen. 542 01:29:20,375 --> 01:29:22,500 This is my dream. 543 01:29:22,667 --> 01:29:24,584 As a child I used to put on shows for my family. 544 01:29:25,542 --> 01:29:26,875 Your family. 545 01:29:27,042 --> 01:29:28,125 How sweet. 546 01:29:31,042 --> 01:29:32,084 So... 547 01:29:32,375 --> 01:29:34,625 everyone is aware 548 01:29:34,792 --> 01:29:36,250 that you replaced 549 01:29:36,625 --> 01:29:37,959 Elisabeth Sparkle. 550 01:29:39,125 --> 01:29:42,250 And no doubt about it, you stepped in, 551 01:29:42,292 --> 01:29:43,917 you turned up the volume, 552 01:29:43,959 --> 01:29:46,125 and you rocked their world. 553 01:29:46,417 --> 01:29:48,042 Were you a fan of her show? 554 01:29:54,500 --> 01:29:55,667 Well... 555 01:29:56,917 --> 01:29:58,625 Well, I can't... 556 01:29:59,000 --> 01:30:01,667 I can't really say that I actually watched 557 01:30:01,834 --> 01:30:02,834 her show. 558 01:30:03,459 --> 01:30:07,000 You do know that we're not exactly from the same generation. 559 01:30:08,000 --> 01:30:09,542 And you have to admit 560 01:30:09,709 --> 01:30:11,042 it was a bit old-fashioned. 561 01:30:14,084 --> 01:30:15,500 Jurassic Fitness, really. 562 01:30:16,417 --> 01:30:17,875 Jurassic Fitness? 563 01:30:18,042 --> 01:30:19,209 It needed a change. 564 01:30:21,500 --> 01:30:22,875 I'll fucking show you. 565 01:30:24,167 --> 01:30:26,125 You wanna see some Jurassic Fitness? 566 01:30:29,417 --> 01:30:30,542 You want it? 567 01:30:31,459 --> 01:30:32,459 Come on, 568 01:30:32,584 --> 01:30:35,042 come get your fucking Jurassic Fitness! 569 01:30:43,834 --> 01:30:46,000 But my mother was a huge fan of hers. 570 01:30:48,209 --> 01:30:50,042 So every morning, 571 01:30:50,584 --> 01:30:51,584 rain or shine, 572 01:30:52,834 --> 01:30:54,792 Sparkle Your Life was on TV. 573 01:30:55,042 --> 01:30:57,042 So, in a way, I grew up with her. 574 01:30:57,334 --> 01:30:58,917 Whether I liked it or not. 575 01:31:00,125 --> 01:31:02,834 I guess that's why you can say we have some sort of connection. 576 01:31:03,084 --> 01:31:04,709 "Some sort of connection." 577 01:31:04,875 --> 01:31:06,084 You wouldn't exist 578 01:31:06,334 --> 01:31:07,417 without me. 579 01:31:18,834 --> 01:31:20,709 It is time, ladies and gentlemen, 580 01:31:20,750 --> 01:31:23,125 for our final question. 581 01:31:23,292 --> 01:31:25,084 The question that we ask 582 01:31:25,125 --> 01:31:29,250 each and every one of our guests. 583 01:31:29,875 --> 01:31:33,209 Would you share one of your little 584 01:31:33,250 --> 01:31:34,584 beauty secrets with us? 585 01:31:36,375 --> 01:31:38,084 Just one little trick of yours 586 01:31:38,250 --> 01:31:41,667 that helps you look so incredibly stunning, I mean, look at you. 587 01:31:41,709 --> 01:31:43,417 - I don't know... - Say it! 588 01:31:44,417 --> 01:31:45,792 Say it! 589 01:31:46,834 --> 01:31:48,375 - Let me think. - Say it. 590 01:31:48,500 --> 01:31:50,792 Tell them who your little beauty secret is. 591 01:31:50,959 --> 01:31:51,875 I guess... 592 01:31:52,000 --> 01:31:54,167 Why don't we just show them right here? 593 01:31:54,334 --> 01:31:55,834 Here's your little beauty secret. 594 01:31:55,959 --> 01:31:57,625 I guess I just try to be myself. 595 01:31:57,792 --> 01:31:58,792 To be sincere 596 01:31:58,959 --> 01:32:01,084 and grateful for all that I have. 597 01:32:01,834 --> 01:32:03,750 And to always remember to lead with my heart. 598 01:32:04,584 --> 01:32:06,625 America's sweetheart. 599 01:32:16,500 --> 01:32:18,125 "I just... 600 01:32:19,042 --> 01:32:20,584 I try to be myself." 601 01:32:22,167 --> 01:32:23,334 Stop it! 602 01:32:24,417 --> 01:32:25,875 Stop it. 603 01:32:26,084 --> 01:32:27,792 You're taking it from me. 604 01:32:27,959 --> 01:32:30,125 That's your little secret. 605 01:32:30,292 --> 01:32:31,834 Stop it! 606 01:32:32,125 --> 01:32:34,834 Stop it, stop it, stop it. 607 01:32:46,292 --> 01:32:47,750 You have to... 608 01:32:47,917 --> 01:32:51,000 ...control yourself! 609 01:33:10,667 --> 01:33:12,500 I can't go back inside her. 610 01:33:20,625 --> 01:33:22,084 Gross, old, 611 01:33:22,209 --> 01:33:23,459 fat, 612 01:33:24,250 --> 01:33:25,292 disgusting! 613 01:34:45,834 --> 01:34:47,209 Coming to bed? 614 01:34:47,917 --> 01:34:48,917 Yes. 615 01:34:49,709 --> 01:34:51,000 I'll be right there. 616 01:35:56,042 --> 01:35:57,375 - Yes? - Hi! 617 01:35:57,417 --> 01:35:59,209 Hi, this is an emergency. 618 01:35:59,375 --> 01:36:01,292 There's no more stabilizer fluid. 619 01:36:03,417 --> 01:36:04,584 Hello? 620 01:36:05,834 --> 01:36:07,417 It's fucking 503. 621 01:36:07,542 --> 01:36:08,584 Yes. 622 01:36:09,542 --> 01:36:12,167 I'm telling you, this is urgent. There's no more stabilizer fluid. 623 01:36:12,334 --> 01:36:14,209 It means you've reached the end. 624 01:36:16,625 --> 01:36:17,792 What do you mean, the end? 625 01:36:18,084 --> 01:36:19,459 You've drained it all out. 626 01:36:19,625 --> 01:36:20,667 If you want more, 627 01:36:20,709 --> 01:36:22,584 you must let the fluid regenerate. 628 01:36:23,375 --> 01:36:24,750 Tell me how to do it, 629 01:36:24,792 --> 01:36:27,042 I need to stabilize myself right now. 630 01:36:27,417 --> 01:36:29,042 You simply have to switch. 631 01:36:31,750 --> 01:36:33,042 Excuse me? 632 01:36:33,084 --> 01:36:35,750 The switch reboots the fluid secretion process 633 01:36:35,917 --> 01:36:38,375 so you can continue to enjoy the experience. 634 01:36:38,417 --> 01:36:40,375 No, no, no. 635 01:36:40,667 --> 01:36:42,084 I can't switch, I can't. 636 01:36:42,625 --> 01:36:44,167 Especially not now. 637 01:36:44,292 --> 01:36:46,084 There is no other option. 638 01:37:12,709 --> 01:37:13,834 Sue? 639 01:37:26,084 --> 01:37:27,250 Babe? 640 01:37:30,334 --> 01:37:31,375 Sue? 641 01:37:31,917 --> 01:37:33,042 You alright? 642 01:37:38,917 --> 01:37:40,250 Stressed out about tomorrow? 643 01:38:00,709 --> 01:38:02,709 Sue? Is something wrong? 644 01:38:07,709 --> 01:38:10,084 You a little cranky because of your lady business? 645 01:38:14,834 --> 01:38:15,875 Sue, open the door. 646 01:38:17,125 --> 01:38:18,375 Come on, Sue. 647 01:38:18,959 --> 01:38:20,834 It's not funny, I need to take a piss. 648 01:38:22,084 --> 01:38:23,417 Sue, open the door. 649 01:38:24,334 --> 01:38:26,042 Open the door, Sue. Come on. 650 01:38:27,459 --> 01:38:28,709 Babe. 651 01:38:31,625 --> 01:38:32,917 Open the door. 652 01:38:44,792 --> 01:38:45,875 Sue... 653 01:38:53,542 --> 01:38:54,875 Open the door! 654 01:38:55,792 --> 01:38:57,084 Get out! 655 01:38:57,709 --> 01:38:59,042 What the fuck? 656 01:39:00,000 --> 01:39:01,875 Get the fuck out! 657 01:39:02,209 --> 01:39:04,334 Who's this? Who the fuck is this? 658 01:39:04,459 --> 01:39:05,750 And leave me alone! 659 01:39:14,667 --> 01:39:16,500 What the fuck! 660 01:40:09,792 --> 01:40:10,834 Yes? 661 01:40:11,584 --> 01:40:12,625 I... 662 01:40:13,625 --> 01:40:15,542 It's 503, 663 01:40:16,667 --> 01:40:18,334 and I want to stop. 664 01:40:18,500 --> 01:40:21,792 Are you sure? Once you stop, you can't go back. 665 01:40:21,959 --> 01:40:23,542 I wanna stop! 666 01:40:23,709 --> 01:40:25,917 I wanna fucking stop. 667 01:40:26,292 --> 01:40:28,125 I wanna stop! 668 01:40:28,667 --> 01:40:29,792 We'll deliver. 669 01:41:16,792 --> 01:41:17,834 Sue? I-- 670 01:41:17,917 --> 01:41:19,042 Fuck off! 671 01:42:39,542 --> 01:42:40,625 Are you sure? 672 01:42:43,084 --> 01:42:45,542 Once you stop, you can't go back. 673 01:42:45,875 --> 01:42:48,500 You will simply remain on your own. 674 01:42:49,209 --> 01:42:51,542 Just on your own. 675 01:42:53,292 --> 01:42:55,459 Just on your own. 676 01:42:55,500 --> 01:42:56,667 On your own... 677 01:42:56,709 --> 01:42:57,709 Shut the fuck up! 678 01:42:57,959 --> 01:42:59,334 On your-- 679 01:43:47,834 --> 01:43:49,167 Elisabeth! 680 01:43:49,209 --> 01:43:50,375 We love you! 681 01:43:52,792 --> 01:43:54,209 Over here! 682 01:43:54,250 --> 01:43:55,917 We love you! 683 01:44:00,667 --> 01:44:01,959 I can't. 684 01:44:03,334 --> 01:44:04,375 I can't. 685 01:44:04,917 --> 01:44:06,709 I can't do this. 686 01:44:09,709 --> 01:44:11,209 I need you. 687 01:44:11,792 --> 01:44:12,959 Cause... 688 01:44:13,125 --> 01:44:14,959 I hate myself. 689 01:44:17,792 --> 01:44:19,584 You gotta... 690 01:44:19,834 --> 01:44:21,209 you gotta get ready, 691 01:44:21,375 --> 01:44:22,875 it's our big, it's our big night. 692 01:44:24,834 --> 01:44:27,250 Come on, they're gonna love you so much. 693 01:44:28,459 --> 01:44:29,500 Come on. 694 01:44:30,709 --> 01:44:31,709 Come on. 695 01:44:31,834 --> 01:44:33,000 One, two... 696 01:44:33,500 --> 01:44:34,750 you're the only lovable part of me, 697 01:44:34,792 --> 01:44:36,500 you have to come back. 698 01:44:36,667 --> 01:44:37,750 You have to come back! 699 01:44:38,084 --> 01:44:39,125 Come back... 700 01:45:02,834 --> 01:45:03,834 Come on. 701 01:45:05,625 --> 01:45:06,667 Come on. 702 01:45:13,209 --> 01:45:14,209 Come on! 703 01:51:16,917 --> 01:51:18,875 Got an hour and a half for makeup. Hair... 704 01:51:19,000 --> 01:51:20,750 And then we gotta get you to the fitting room, into your dress. 705 01:51:20,834 --> 01:51:23,584 After that we have one final test on stage for lighting and sound. 706 01:51:23,625 --> 01:51:25,084 We have a bit of downtime before the show starts. 707 01:51:25,125 --> 01:51:26,334 You got it? 708 01:51:26,500 --> 01:51:27,542 Okay, let's go. 709 01:51:27,667 --> 01:51:28,667 Come on. 710 01:51:35,459 --> 01:51:36,500 The dress. 711 01:51:37,125 --> 01:51:38,500 Wonderful! 712 01:51:39,000 --> 01:51:40,042 Perfect! 713 01:51:48,000 --> 01:51:49,500 And here you go... 714 01:51:57,250 --> 01:51:58,250 Good. 715 01:51:58,750 --> 01:51:59,875 Can we get the dance light? 716 01:52:05,042 --> 01:52:06,875 I'm gonna be right back, sorry. 717 01:53:32,959 --> 01:53:35,959 Sue. They need to see you on stage to set the lights. 718 01:53:38,042 --> 01:53:39,125 Huh? 719 01:53:59,959 --> 01:54:01,459 Have you ever dreamt 720 01:54:02,542 --> 01:54:04,917 of a better version of yourself? 721 01:54:06,000 --> 01:54:07,209 More beautiful, 722 01:54:07,667 --> 01:54:09,084 more perfect... 723 01:54:09,250 --> 01:54:10,250 Sue? 724 01:54:12,084 --> 01:54:13,667 Yes, let me meet you there. 725 01:54:13,834 --> 01:54:15,709 Okay, so I'll wait for you on stage. 726 01:54:32,459 --> 01:54:33,500 Sue. 727 01:54:36,875 --> 01:54:39,292 Let me introduce you to the shareholders. 728 01:54:39,375 --> 01:54:42,584 They have been dying to meet you. 729 01:54:46,042 --> 01:54:47,417 Is everything... 730 01:54:48,667 --> 01:54:50,000 okay? 731 01:54:54,709 --> 01:54:55,959 So, smile! 732 01:55:03,917 --> 01:55:06,084 It's what we want tonight! 733 01:55:07,042 --> 01:55:10,625 Pretty girls should always smile. 734 01:55:12,667 --> 01:55:13,709 Girls, come on. 735 01:55:13,917 --> 01:55:15,292 Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 736 01:55:17,334 --> 01:55:18,584 Come on, we gotta go. 737 01:55:21,084 --> 01:55:23,167 Tiffany, Cindy, Ashley. 738 01:55:23,334 --> 01:55:24,584 Go, go, go! 739 01:55:24,750 --> 01:55:27,042 Feathers! Feathers! Feathers! 740 01:56:18,875 --> 01:56:20,292 Hey, ready for tonight? 741 01:57:10,125 --> 01:57:11,917 I need a better version of myself. 742 01:57:12,084 --> 01:57:14,834 Please give me a better version of myself, please. 743 01:57:20,709 --> 01:57:22,209 Please! 744 01:57:23,917 --> 01:57:25,667 Come on! 745 01:59:19,875 --> 01:59:23,875 Looks like everything sure is in the right place this time. 746 01:59:25,709 --> 01:59:26,875 Please say your name, 747 01:59:27,042 --> 01:59:28,542 age, measurements. 748 01:59:31,875 --> 01:59:33,167 I'm... 749 01:59:39,334 --> 01:59:40,709 I'm... 750 02:02:25,375 --> 02:02:26,459 Pretty girls 751 02:02:26,542 --> 02:02:29,167 should always smile. 752 02:03:04,000 --> 02:03:07,250 At last, we were starting to worry. Hurry up, you're up in five. 753 02:03:25,959 --> 02:03:28,250 There she is, so beautiful. 754 02:03:29,334 --> 02:03:30,667 We love you! 755 02:03:32,334 --> 02:03:33,875 This is where you belong, 756 02:03:33,917 --> 02:03:35,459 and you'll always belong here. 757 02:03:35,625 --> 02:03:36,917 We can't do it without you. 758 02:03:37,084 --> 02:03:38,500 We could never do it without you. 759 02:03:39,417 --> 02:03:41,084 You're irreplaceable. 760 02:04:09,334 --> 02:04:11,417 Girls, come on, let's go. What are we waiting for? 761 02:04:11,584 --> 02:04:12,667 Alright, come on, everybody. 762 02:04:12,750 --> 02:04:13,959 Let's go, let's go. 763 02:04:17,709 --> 02:04:20,167 You will not be disappointed. 764 02:04:20,959 --> 02:04:22,875 She's my most beautiful creation. 765 02:04:23,042 --> 02:04:25,459 I have shaped her for success. 766 02:06:18,167 --> 02:06:20,542 I'm so happy 767 02:06:20,625 --> 02:06:23,292 to be with you tonight. 768 02:06:26,167 --> 02:06:29,334 I've missed you all 769 02:06:29,459 --> 02:06:31,959 so much! 770 02:07:32,334 --> 02:07:33,875 The monster! 771 02:07:42,084 --> 02:07:43,500 Shoot the monster! 772 02:07:44,959 --> 02:07:45,959 It's a freak! 773 02:07:46,250 --> 02:07:47,292 No! 774 02:07:47,417 --> 02:07:49,625 Shoot the monster! 775 02:07:50,334 --> 02:07:51,417 Don't be scared 776 02:07:51,584 --> 02:07:52,667 Monster! 777 02:07:52,750 --> 02:07:54,209 It's still me. 778 02:07:54,459 --> 02:07:55,667 It's me! 779 02:07:56,542 --> 02:07:57,625 I'm Elisabeth. 780 02:07:57,667 --> 02:07:58,625 I'm Sue! 781 02:08:04,375 --> 02:08:05,417 Freak! 782 02:08:07,709 --> 02:08:09,834 You freak! 783 02:08:12,709 --> 02:08:14,500 Monster! 784 02:08:17,792 --> 02:08:18,917 Freak! 785 02:08:20,500 --> 02:08:22,167 Monster! 786 02:08:25,584 --> 02:08:27,000 It's me! 787 02:08:28,917 --> 02:08:30,500 Just me. 788 02:08:39,792 --> 02:08:41,042 I'm the same. 789 02:09:35,834 --> 02:09:38,334 Too bad her boobs aren't in the middle of her face 790 02:09:38,375 --> 02:09:40,250 instead of that nose. 791 02:09:43,167 --> 02:09:44,167 Next! 792 02:09:50,250 --> 02:09:53,542 Pretty girls should always smile. 793 02:09:58,834 --> 02:10:01,334 At 50 it stops. 794 02:13:02,542 --> 02:13:03,834 So beautiful! 795 02:13:04,750 --> 02:13:05,959 We love you! 796 02:13:08,667 --> 02:13:10,626 You're irreplaceable! 51548

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