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A- BUB-BUB-BUB-BUB!
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YOU HAVE A SEAT,
YOUNG LADY.
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TODAY, I AM TAKING
CARE OF BREAKFAST.
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WHATEVER YOU'RE IN THE
MOOD FOR, YOU JUST NAME IT.
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OH! OK.
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UM, HOW ABOUT A SHORT STACK OF PANCAKES?
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OK, I'M MAKING EGGS.
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OK. I'LL HAVE 2,
SUNNY SIDE UP.
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ALREADY SCRAMBLED.
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PERFECT! PERFECT.
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WHOOP. GOT A LITTLE
SHELL IN THERE.
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JEEZ.
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ALL RIGHT,
HERE WE GO.
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COME ON, BUDDY.
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TAKE IT TO THE EDGE.
TAKE IT TO THE EDGE!
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TAKE IT TO THE EDGE
- I GOT IT.
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I GOT IT.
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DAMMIT!
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
TAKE IT TO THE EDGE.
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NOT GONNA WORK
- I'M JUST GONNA GRAB IT HERE.
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I GOT IT.
I GOT-WHOOP!
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I GOT A HAIR
IN THERE.
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TAKE IT TO THE EDGE.
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TAKE THE HAIR
TO THE EDGE.
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I GOT IT.
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WE'RE ALL GOOD.
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WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT?
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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M JUST
GONNA GRAB SOMETHING AT WORK.
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COME ON!
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WHATEVER IT IS, THE
HEAT'LL KILL IT. JUST STAY!
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HEY, ARTHUR.
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HEY.
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UM, IS CARRIE HOME?
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NOPE, THEY'RE OUT
WITH FRIENDS.
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I JUST FINISHED
WATCHING TV IN THEIR BED.
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MUM'S THE WORD.
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SHE SAID SHE HAD A
BOOK ON R�SUM� WRITING
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THAT SHE
WOULD LOAN ME.
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I- I GOTTA
FIND A NEW JOB.
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MY UNEMPLOYMENT RUNS
OUT IN, LIKE, A WEEK.
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AH, YES, NO MORE SUCKING
ON THE TAXPAYER'S TEAT!
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RIGHT. WOULD-WOULD YOU HAPPEN
TO KNOW WHERE THAT BOOK IS?
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SPENCER, HOW-TO BOOKS
ARE A WASTE OF TIME.
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I CAN TEACH YOU EVERYTHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW.
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UH-HUH. UM, ARTHUR,
I THINK I'D RATHER
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LEARN FROM SOMEONE WHO'S
BEEN SUCCESSFUL AT...
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ANYTHING.
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TOUCH�. IT'S TRUE.
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I'VE NEVER HELD
A JOB VERY LONG,
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BUT I'VE LANDED MYSELF
OVER 74 OF THEM-
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ONE AS A WOMAN!
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YEAH, I'M GONNA KEEP
LOOKING FOR THAT BOOK.
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LOOK, SPENCER. ALL DAY
LONG, I SIT IN THAT BASEMENT
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DOING THE WORD JUMBLES
AND PRAYING FOR DEATH.
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IF I COULD HELP
SOMEONE ELSE SUCCEED,
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I'D BE ACCOMPLISHING
SOMETHING.
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LET ME LIVE
THROUGH YOU, HUH?
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I- ALL RIGHT,
WHAT DO WE DO?
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COME DOWNSTAIRS.
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WE'LL PLAY
SOME TRUST GAMES
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AND TAKE IT
FROM THERE.
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COME ON-
LET'S GO, BABY.
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I'M GLAD WE DID
SOMETHING DIFFERENT.
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NAH, THAT'S THE LAST
MAGIC SHOW I GO TO.
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I DON'T NEED TO PICK
A CARD OR SEE A BUNNY.
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THOSE METAL HOOPS-
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THEY CAN KEEP 'EM
TOGETHER, TAKE 'EM APART-
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I- I-I DON'T CARE!
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WELL, I THOUGHT
HE WAS AMAZING.
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MAN, YOU'RE JUST UPSET
'CAUSE HE SAID HE NEEDED
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A BIGGER SAW
TO CUT YOU IN HALF.
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IF A MAGICIAN
NEEDS TO BE HURTFUL,
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HE'S NOT VERY GOOD.
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ALL RIGHT, NEXT WEEKEND
WE'LL DO SOMETHING
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THAT'S A LITTLE
MORE YOUR SPEED.
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ACTUALLY, WE GOT
PLANS NEXT WEEKEND.
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NO, WE DON'T.
YEAH, WE DO.
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ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I WAS GONNA WAIT,
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BUT I'VE HAD
SOMETHING POKING ME
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IN THE POCKET
ALL NIGHT LONG.
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YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA KEEP
THAT GOING TILL NEXT WEEKEND?
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YOU KNOW WHAT
THESE ARE?
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WE GOT IT?
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I JUST SIGNED
THE PAPERS TODAY.
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OH!
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WHA...? WHA-WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WE GOT A VACATION HOME.
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WHAT?
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CAN YOU
BELIEVE IT?
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I CANNOT BELIEVE IT!
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I FORGOT
THE SAUCERS.
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SO WHERE IS IT?
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IT'S, LIKE, 2 HOURS
OUTSIDE OF THE CITY,
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RIGHT ON THIS LITTLE LAKE.
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YOU GUYS ARE
GONNA LOVE IT.
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OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
HEY-LET'S CELEBRATE
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WITH SOME CAKE!
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OH, MY GOD, I'M SO
HAPPY. THIS IS FANTASTIC.
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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DON'T TELL ME
WE'RE OUT OF CAKE.
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NO!
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THEN WHAT IS IT?
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WHAT IS IT?
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HOW CAN YOU SAY,
"WHAT IS IT?"
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WHOM IS IT?
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DOUG, THEY BOUGHT
A VACATION HOUSE.
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A VACATION HOUSE!
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I GET IT.
OK, YOU'RE SAD
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'CAUSE YOUR FRIENDS
ARE HAPPY.
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COME HERE,
SOMEONE NEEDS A HUG!
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NO. NO!
I UNDERSTAND.
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LISTEN TO ME, MAN.
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I MEAN, HOW COME WE CAN'T
AFFORD A VACATION HOUSE?
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YOU MAKE JUST AS MUCH
MONEY AS DEACON DOES
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AND SHE DOESN'T
WORK AT ALL!
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MAYBE THEIR
RICH UNCLE DIED.
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I DIDN'T KNOW
THEY HAVE A RICH UNCLE.
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I DON'T THINK THEY DO. OH, COME ON!
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LOOK, MAYBE THEY GOT
SOME SORT OF SETTLEMENT.
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OH, LIKE FROM
A MALPRACTICE SUIT.
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A BOTCHED SURGERY MAYBE?
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YES, YES.
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OH, YEAH,
LOOK AT THAT.
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KELLY'S BOOBS
DO NOT LOOK RIGHT.
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EH, HER BOOBS ARE AS
GOOD AS YOURS OR MINE.
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H- HEY.
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HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES
IT TAKE TO CUT A CAKE,
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AM I RIGHT? WE'LL BE
RIGHT IN, ALL RIGHT.
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YOU JUST SLAP
A SMILE ON YOUR FACE
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AND YOU PRETEND YOU LIKE IT WHEN
GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO OTHER PEOPLE.
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ALL RIGHT?
THEY'RE WAITING.
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NO, I CAN'T. JUST MAKE
AN EXCUSE OR SOMETHING.
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I- I HAVE
TO GET INTO BED.
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CARRIE. LOOK.
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THEY MAY HAVE A VACATION HOME ON A LAKE,
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BUT WE GOT SOMETHING MUCH BETTER.
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WHAT?
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WE GOT THIS.
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ALL RIGHT. YOU DONE
WITH THAT R�SUM� YET?
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I WANT TO BE AT THE POOL BY 4:00.
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YEAH, HERE.
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TAKE A LOOK.
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"NAME-
SPENCE OLCHIN."
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NOT LOVING IT.
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MY NAME?
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WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF "CLARK GABLE"?
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I- WHAT?
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"CLARK GABLE" WILL
GET YOU IN DOORS.
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IT'S AN ICEBREAKER-
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"OH, MY GOODNESS! YOUR
NAME IS CLARK GABLE!
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YOU'RE HIRED!"
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I- I'M GONNA STICK
WITH SPENCE OLCHIN.
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IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.
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NOW, WHAT DID YOU PUT
UNDER SPECIAL SKILLS?
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OH, UM-
"TYPE 60 WORDS A MINUTE."
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UH, "FAMILIAR WITH EXCEL AND
POWERPOINT COMPUTER PROGRAMS."
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UH, "SPEAK SPANISH
AND, UH, CERTIFIED C.P.R."
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MM-HMM.
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AND ARE YOU APPLYING FOR
A JOB AT A BOREDOM FACTORY?
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WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
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NOTHING. YOU'RE BRUTAL ON PAPER.
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ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE ON TO THE...
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MOCK INTERVIEW.
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OK. ALL RIGHT.
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ALL RIGHT,
MR. OLCHIN.
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TELL ME WHY YOU THINK YOU WOULD BE
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AN ASSET
TO THIS COMPANY.
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UH, WELL, DURING MY TENURE WITH
THE METROPOLITAN TRANSIT AUTHORITY,
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I LEARNED
TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE,
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AND I THINK THAT THAT'S
GIVEN ME THE ABILI-
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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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GIVING YOU A TASTE
OF THE REAL WORLD.
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NOW STOP WORRYING
ABOUT MY HAND
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AND TELL ME WHERE
YOU SEE YOURSELF
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IN 5 YEARS.
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WELL, IN 5 YEAR,
I- OH, GOD...
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SO, WE'RE SO LOOKING
FORWARD TO HAVING YOU GUYS
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COME UP TO THE HOUSE
ON SATURDAY.
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I MEAN, THE WEATHER'S
SUPPOSED TO BE GREAT.
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I GOTTA BE HONEST.
UNLESS THE WEATHER
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AFFECTS
THE CABLE RECEPTION,
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IT'S ALL THE SAME TO ME.
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NAH, REALLY, MAN,
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IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT WORLD UP THERE.
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AND WE FOUND THIS AWESOME RESTAURANT.
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IT'S A CONVERTED BARN.
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MMM-DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IT
WHEN YOU FIND THINGS?
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LIKE, YOU EVER JUST
WALK DOWN THE STREET
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AND FIND, LIKE,
A BIG BAG OF MONEY?
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NEVER HAPPENED TO YOU?
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DOES THAT EVER
HAPPEN TO ANYONE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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DOES IT?
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SO, UH, HOW'S
YOUR RICH UNCLE DOING?
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I DON'T HAVE
A RICH UNCLE.
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ANYMORE...
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'SCUSE ME.
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HELLO?
OH, HEY, DENISE.
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IS EVERYTHING
OK WITH THE KIDS?
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OK-OH...
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LISTEN, WE'LL BE HOME
IN 10 MINUTES.
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MAJOR HAS ANOTHER
EAR INFECTION.
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OH, NO.
MM.
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UH, YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD GET THE CHECK.
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OH, NO, NO, NO,
WE GOT IT, WE GOT IT.
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GET OUT OF HERE-GO.
GO, TAKE CARE OF IT.
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THANKS, MAN. ALL RIGHT. THANKS, GUYS.
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LATER, GUYS.
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JEEZ.
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HOPE MAJOR'S OK.
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HUH.
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WHAT?
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YOU SEE WHAT
JUST HAPPENED HERE?
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WE'RE PICKING UP THE CHECK.
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I THINK THAT
HAPPENS A LOT.
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CARRIE,
THEIR KID IS SICK.
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WAS HE?
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I MEAN, DID WE ACTUALLY HEAR
THE OTHER END OF THE PHONE CALL?
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NO, WE DID NOT.
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HOW DO WE KNOW THERE'S EVEN
A "DENISE, THE BABYSITTER"?
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I MET HER-SHE'S HOT.
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AND IT'S NOT JUST
ABOUT PAYING FOR DINNER.
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I MEAN, KELLY NEVER
HAS HER WALLET.
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I'M ALWAYS BUYING HER
GUM AND MAGAZINES
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AND SHE SAYS,
"I'LL CATCH YOU NEXT TIME."
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WELL, SHE AIN'T
CAUGHT ME YET.
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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU KNOW, WHEN DEACON AND I
WENT TO JIMMY'S BACHELOR PARTY,
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GUESS WHO LAID OUT THE
MONEY FOR THE STRIPPER
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TO DO ALL
THE EXTRA STUFF-ME.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE
A GOOD GUY, BABY.
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OH! AND WHO WATCHES THEIR
KIDS ALL THE TIME FOR FREE?
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THAT SAVES 'EM
A CRAPLOAD OF MONEY!
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00:09:33,722 --> 00:09:35,790
HELL, YEAH,
DENISE IS EXPENSIVE...
235
00:09:35,857 --> 00:09:36,891
AND HOT.
236
00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:38,559
OK, YOU MENTIONED THAT.
237
00:09:38,627 --> 00:09:39,710
I'M JUST SAYING-
SHE'S VERY HOT.
238
00:09:39,778 --> 00:09:41,479
SHE SHOULD BE, LIKE,
A MODEL OR SOMETHING.
239
00:09:42,881 --> 00:09:44,849
HEY, HOW TALL DO YOU
HAVE TO BE, LIKE, A MODEL?
240
00:09:44,916 --> 00:09:45,767
'CAUSE SHE'S,
LIKE, 5'9"-
241
00:09:45,834 --> 00:09:47,185
OK, STOP WITH THE DENISE. OK.
242
00:09:47,252 --> 00:09:50,355
OK? OOH-
I HAVE A BIG ONE.
243
00:09:50,422 --> 00:09:53,791
WHO PAID FOR THE MAGIC
SHOW THE OTHER NIGHT?
244
00:09:53,859 --> 00:09:56,644
OH-ABRACADABRA, US!
245
00:09:56,712 --> 00:09:58,395
EXACTLY.
246
00:09:58,463 --> 00:09:59,781
OH, WAIT A SECOND.
NO, THEY SAID
247
00:09:59,848 --> 00:10:01,081
THEY WERE GONNA PAY
FOR DESSERT LATER.
248
00:10:01,149 --> 00:10:03,317
OH, YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
249
00:10:03,385 --> 00:10:05,453
EXCEPT WE NEVER
WENT FOR DESSERT
250
00:10:05,521 --> 00:10:09,190
BECAUSE KELLY WANTED TO STOP AT
OUR HOUSE TO USE THE BATHROOM.
251
00:10:09,258 --> 00:10:11,792
YEAH-OH, OUR HOUSE, WHERE
THE DESSERT IS ALWAYS FREE!
252
00:10:11,859 --> 00:10:14,261
YEAH!
GOD, THEY'RE GOOD!
253
00:10:14,329 --> 00:10:16,714
THAT'S HOW THEY CAN AFFORD
THEIR FANCY GETAWAY,
254
00:10:16,782 --> 00:10:18,382
'CAUSE WE HELPED
PAY FOR IT!
255
00:10:18,449 --> 00:10:20,350
Unbelievable...
256
00:10:20,418 --> 00:10:21,686
HERE'S YOUR CHECK,
257
00:10:21,753 --> 00:10:24,021
AND YOUR FRIEND'S
DOGGY BAG.
258
00:10:24,089 --> 00:10:25,990
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THIS IS COMING HOME WITH ME.
259
00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,066
HUH?
260
00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:37,668
HUH, WHAT
DO YOU THINK?
261
00:10:37,736 --> 00:10:39,454
WOW!
262
00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:42,890
CHECK OUT OUR VIEW
OF THE LAKE.
263
00:10:44,559 --> 00:10:46,494
WOW!
264
00:10:47,696 --> 00:10:49,413
OH, JUST THROW YOUR STUFF ON THE BENCH.
265
00:10:49,480 --> 00:10:52,683
WOW!
266
00:10:52,751 --> 00:10:54,151
I'LL TAKE
YOUR BAG UPSTAIRS.
267
00:10:55,587 --> 00:10:56,770
JUST MAKE
YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.
268
00:10:56,838 --> 00:10:58,439
REMEMBER, OUR CASA
ES SU CASA.
269
00:10:58,507 --> 00:11:00,741
OK! GOT THAT RIGHT.
270
00:11:02,444 --> 00:11:06,163
I TELL YOU, I LOOK
AROUND HERE AND I THINK,
271
00:11:06,231 --> 00:11:07,131
"THIS SHOULD BE MINE.
272
00:11:07,199 --> 00:11:09,700
"MY FIREPLACE,
MY LIVING ROOM, MY-
273
00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:13,470
UGLY-ASS PILLOW WITH
DUCKS WEARING RAINCOATS!"
274
00:11:14,873 --> 00:11:16,640
THIS ALL SHOULD BE MINE!
275
00:11:16,708 --> 00:11:17,925
LOOK AT THIS.
THEY GOT A CANOE.
276
00:11:17,993 --> 00:11:20,861
I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING-
THAT'S COMING HOME WITH ME.
277
00:11:20,929 --> 00:11:23,664
ALL RIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA
DO WITH A CANOE IN QUEENS?
278
00:11:23,732 --> 00:11:27,351
WHAT AM I NOT GONNA DO
WITH A CANOE IN QUEENS?
279
00:11:27,418 --> 00:11:30,137
DOUG, WE CAN'T
STAY HERE THIS WEEKEND.
280
00:11:30,205 --> 00:11:33,073
YOU CAN'T RIDE TANDEM
BIKES WITH PEOPLE YOU HATE.
281
00:11:33,141 --> 00:11:35,760
WELL, I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING-I'M
GONNA ONLY PRETEND TO PEDAL.
282
00:11:35,827 --> 00:11:38,779
YEAH. I WANNA SEE THEM
PULL THIS UP BEAR MOUNTAIN.
283
00:11:38,847 --> 00:11:39,696
YEAH!
284
00:11:39,848 --> 00:11:41,582
YEAH!
YEAH!
285
00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:43,684
WAIT A SECOND,
WOULD YOU-
286
00:11:43,752 --> 00:11:44,868
LISTEN TO US.
287
00:11:44,936 --> 00:11:46,821
COME ON, WE CAN'T
BE DOING THIS.
288
00:11:46,889 --> 00:11:49,256
DOUG, I'M SORRY, BUT THIS WHOLE
THING RUINED OUR FRIENDSHIP.
289
00:11:49,324 --> 00:11:50,607
WE GOTTA GET ON
THE NEXT BUS HOME.
290
00:11:50,675 --> 00:11:53,177
CARRIE, THEY'RE
OUR BEST FRIENDS!
291
00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:56,114
ALL RIGHT, LOOK, THERE'S GOTTA
BE A WAY WE CAN WORK THIS OUT.
292
00:11:57,315 --> 00:11:58,916
ALL RIGHT,
HOW 'BOUT THIS?
293
00:11:58,984 --> 00:12:00,251
STARTING NOW, NO MORE PICKIN' UP CHECKS,
294
00:12:00,318 --> 00:12:01,618
NO MORE
FREE BABYSITTING,
295
00:12:01,686 --> 00:12:03,120
NO MORE NOTHIN'.
296
00:12:03,188 --> 00:12:04,305
YEAH.
297
00:12:04,373 --> 00:12:06,907
THE GRAVY TRAIN
STOPS HERE.
298
00:12:06,975 --> 00:12:10,210
AND NO JOKES ABOUT THE GRAVY
TRAIN ALWAYS STOPPING HERE, OK?
299
00:12:11,779 --> 00:12:13,613
WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM-
DON'T YOU RUIN THAT.
300
00:12:19,487 --> 00:12:21,822
HEY, ARTHUR.
HEY, SPENCER!
301
00:12:21,890 --> 00:12:25,259
TODAY WE'LL GO OVER THE DOs
AND DON'Ts OF INTERVIEW DRESS.
302
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,127
THAT IS A "DON'T."
303
00:12:27,195 --> 00:12:30,130
LOOK, ARTHUR, I TRACKED
DOWN A REALLY GOOD JOB.
304
00:12:30,199 --> 00:12:31,632
IT'S IN
A PUBLISHING COMPANY.
305
00:12:31,700 --> 00:12:32,633
REALLY?
306
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:33,801
YEAH. CHECK THIS OUT.
307
00:12:33,868 --> 00:12:34,868
"GENEROUS STARTING PAY,
308
00:12:34,936 --> 00:12:37,071
"BENEFITS,
CREATIVE ENVIRONMENT,
309
00:12:37,138 --> 00:12:38,906
NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY."
310
00:12:38,973 --> 00:12:40,657
I INTERVIEW THERE
MONDAY MORNING!
311
00:12:40,725 --> 00:12:42,927
THAT'S WONDERFUL,
MY BOY.
312
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,461
YOU'RE GOING
TO GET THAT JOB,
313
00:12:44,529 --> 00:12:47,531
AND YOUR VICTORY
WILL BE MY VICTORY.
314
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:49,850
ARTHUR, I-
315
00:12:49,918 --> 00:12:51,452
I REALLY WANNA THANK YOU
FOR HELPING ME OUT.
316
00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:52,687
I MEAN-I MEAN,
317
00:12:52,754 --> 00:12:56,090
YOUR METHODS WERE
A LITTLE... INVASIVE,
318
00:12:56,157 --> 00:13:00,861
BUT, UM, I REALLY THINK THEY
GAVE ME THE CONFIDENCE I NEEDED.
319
00:13:00,929 --> 00:13:02,997
THINK NOTHING OF IT.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
320
00:13:03,064 --> 00:13:04,831
I HAVE A DICKEY
YOU CAN BORROW.
321
00:13:04,900 --> 00:13:06,267
IT'S DOWNSTAIRS
IN MY BUREAU.
322
00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:07,752
UH, YOU KNOW WHAT,
I'M JUST GONNA-
323
00:13:07,819 --> 00:13:09,103
I'LL FEBREZE IT
AND YOU'LL WEAR IT!
324
00:13:12,574 --> 00:13:14,174
THANKS, ARTHUR.
325
00:13:19,064 --> 00:13:22,433
UM, ARTHUR, WHY IS
YOUR HAND DOWN THERE?
326
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,435
ARE YOU STILL PREPPING ME
FOR THE INTERVIEW?
327
00:13:25,904 --> 00:13:27,354
SURE.
328
00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:39,099
HEY, WHERE'S
DOUG AND CARRIE?
329
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:40,368
THE RESERVATION'S
AT 8:00.
330
00:13:40,435 --> 00:13:42,169
OH, THEY'RE COMING.
MM.
331
00:13:43,639 --> 00:13:45,523
WOW, IT'S BEEN NICE HAVING
THEM UP HERE WITH US, HUH?
332
00:13:45,591 --> 00:13:46,907
YEAH, THEY'RE
REALLY GREAT.
333
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,194
IF YOU LIKE
CHEAP WHITE PEOPLE.
334
00:13:51,163 --> 00:13:52,980
I KNOW.
WHAT IS WITH THEM?
335
00:13:53,047 --> 00:13:54,164
I MEAN, WE LET 'EM
STAY AT OUR HOUSE
336
00:13:54,232 --> 00:13:55,232
AND WE PAY
FOR EVERYTHING.
337
00:13:55,300 --> 00:13:56,600
THE LUNCH,
THE JET SKIS.
338
00:13:56,667 --> 00:13:57,868
WELL, THEY BETTER
PAY FOR DINNER TONIGHT.
339
00:13:57,936 --> 00:13:59,653
OH... THEY WILL.
340
00:14:06,661 --> 00:14:08,562
OK, ALL RIGHT, I GOT ONE FOR YOU. OK.
341
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:09,280
TITANIC.
342
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,765
BILL PAXTON
OR BILL PULLMAN?
343
00:14:11,833 --> 00:14:12,983
BILL PAXTON.
344
00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:14,351
ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
345
00:14:14,419 --> 00:14:16,787
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING-
PAXTON OR PULLMAN?
346
00:14:16,854 --> 00:14:17,888
PLEASE, THAT IS
PURE PULLMAN.
347
00:14:17,956 --> 00:14:19,189
COME ON, I'M NOT EVEN
BREAKING A SWEAT HERE.
348
00:14:19,258 --> 00:14:20,358
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
I GOT ONE FOR YOU.
349
00:14:20,425 --> 00:14:22,059
CASPER,
THE FRIENDLY GHOST.
350
00:14:22,127 --> 00:14:23,661
UNH.
PAXTON OR PULLMAN?
351
00:14:23,729 --> 00:14:25,896
I WAS JUST
WATCHING THIS-UH...
352
00:14:27,266 --> 00:14:28,266
I WANNA SAY PAXTON.
353
00:14:29,368 --> 00:14:30,468
NO? NO?
WRONG-DRINK!
354
00:14:30,535 --> 00:14:31,802
DRINK.
OH, MAN.
355
00:14:31,869 --> 00:14:34,738
HERE'S YOUR CHECK.
356
00:14:41,196 --> 00:14:42,262
DINNER.
357
00:14:44,449 --> 00:14:47,184
DINNER BE DONE.
358
00:14:47,252 --> 00:14:49,420
THAT IT BE.
359
00:14:50,872 --> 00:14:52,038
THANKS, YOU GUYS.
THIS WAS GREAT.
360
00:14:52,106 --> 00:14:53,507
OH, NO...
361
00:14:53,574 --> 00:14:55,242
THANK YOU.
362
00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:58,996
SO THE METS ARE LOOKING
GOOD THIS YEAR, RIGHT?
363
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,734
YEAH, THEY ARE,
THEY ARE.
364
00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:06,269
THEY-THEY CAN ALWAYS USE
ANOTHER STARTER, BUT, UH...
365
00:15:06,337 --> 00:15:08,322
I LIKES WHAT I SEE.
366
00:15:12,777 --> 00:15:14,961
OH, KELLY, THERE'S
A FLY RIGHT THERE.
367
00:15:15,029 --> 00:15:17,431
OH, SORRY-
MISSED IT.
368
00:15:18,483 --> 00:15:21,702
GOD, IS IT ME, OR IS IT
A MILLION DEGREES IN HERE?
369
00:15:23,221 --> 00:15:24,805
IT'S JUST YOU.
370
00:15:30,378 --> 00:15:31,612
WOW, YOU KNOW,
LOOK AT THE TIME.
371
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:32,963
WE SHOULD
PROBABLY TAKE OFF.
372
00:15:33,031 --> 00:15:34,347
OH, GOD!
373
00:15:34,415 --> 00:15:36,050
DOUG!
OH, MY GOD!
374
00:15:36,117 --> 00:15:37,217
ARE YOU HURT?
375
00:15:37,285 --> 00:15:38,819
I JUST STABBED MY FOOT
WITH A BUTTER KNIFE.
376
00:15:38,887 --> 00:15:40,621
I'M VERY MUCH
HURT, YES.
377
00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:41,788
WE GOTTA GO TAKE CARE OF THIS.
378
00:15:41,856 --> 00:15:43,290
WE GOT TO-SORRY.
379
00:15:43,358 --> 00:15:44,592
NEVER A DULL MOMENT
WITH THIS ONE, RIGHT?
380
00:15:44,659 --> 00:15:45,892
WE'LL SEE YOU
BACK AT THE HOUSE.
381
00:15:50,715 --> 00:15:51,798
NICELY DONE.
382
00:15:51,866 --> 00:15:54,401
OH, YEAH.
I PLAY TO WIN.
383
00:15:54,469 --> 00:15:55,402
NOW LET'S GO-
384
00:15:55,470 --> 00:15:56,737
MY SHOE'S
FILLING WITH BLOOD.
385
00:16:03,562 --> 00:16:07,064
HI, I'M SPENCE OLCHIN. I HAVE
A 10 A.M. WITH BOB STILLMAN.
386
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,316
JUST HAVE A SEAT. HE'LL
BE WITH YOU IN A MOMENT.
387
00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:16,206
WELL, IT WAS A REAL PLEASURE
MEETING YOU, MR. GABLE.
388
00:16:16,274 --> 00:16:17,875
CALL ME CLARK.
389
00:16:17,942 --> 00:16:19,359
LET'S MAKE
THIS HAPPEN.
390
00:16:20,928 --> 00:16:22,512
ARTHUR, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?
391
00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,981
NAILING AN INTERVIEW.
392
00:16:24,049 --> 00:16:26,333
YOU APPLIED FOR THE
JOB I TOLD YOU ABOUT?
393
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,134
YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE.
394
00:16:28,202 --> 00:16:30,187
NO, I DIDN'T SNOOZE.
I GOT HERE EARLY.
395
00:16:30,255 --> 00:16:31,905
I'M SORRY, SPENCE,
BUT DON'T YOU SEE?
396
00:16:31,973 --> 00:16:33,507
THIS IS MY LAST CHANCE
FOR SUCCESS.
397
00:16:33,574 --> 00:16:35,642
NO, YOU-YOU SAID
IF I WAS SUCCESSFUL,
398
00:16:35,710 --> 00:16:36,843
YOU WERE GONNA
LIVE THROUGH ME.
399
00:16:36,911 --> 00:16:38,112
CHANGE OF PLANS.
400
00:16:38,180 --> 00:16:40,080
YOU'RE GONNA
LIVE THROUGH ME.
401
00:16:40,148 --> 00:16:41,148
MR. OLCHIN?
402
00:16:42,083 --> 00:16:43,534
MR. STILLMAN WILL SEE YOU NOW.
403
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:44,968
OK. YOU KNOW
WHAT, ARTHUR?
404
00:16:45,036 --> 00:16:46,186
I'M GONNA
GO IN THERE,
405
00:16:46,253 --> 00:16:47,087
I'M GONNA
DAZZLE THEM,
406
00:16:47,154 --> 00:16:48,388
AND I'M GONNA
GET THIS JOB.
407
00:16:48,456 --> 00:16:50,256
AND YOU'LL HAVE DONE
ALL OF THIS FOR NOTHING.
408
00:16:50,324 --> 00:16:53,127
DON'T COUNT IT- I BAD-MOUTHED
YOU PRETTY GOOD. MM-HMM.
409
00:17:00,902 --> 00:17:02,486
OK, WE'RE READY.
410
00:17:02,554 --> 00:17:03,737
OK, GOOD.
411
00:17:03,805 --> 00:17:05,589
HEY, HONEY,
WE'VE GOT, LIKE, NO GAS.
412
00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:07,557
OH, OK.
413
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,876
YOU GUYS CONTINUE PACKING.
I'LL GO FILL THE CAR UP.
414
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:14,231
THAT-THAT'D
BE GREAT. THANKS.
415
00:17:15,116 --> 00:17:17,868
SO YOU GOT, LIKE,
A TEXACO CARD OR...?
416
00:17:19,137 --> 00:17:21,538
SORRY, I ALREADY
PACKED MY WALLET.
417
00:17:21,606 --> 00:17:23,857
OH, REALLY, WHICH BAG? DOUG
WILL GET IT. DOUG, GET IT.
418
00:17:23,924 --> 00:17:25,826
OK.
419
00:17:25,894 --> 00:17:26,994
THAT'S OK.
420
00:17:27,062 --> 00:17:28,595
I THINK IT'S GOOD
WHERE IT IS.
421
00:17:28,663 --> 00:17:30,314
IT'S JUST THAT
WE PAID FOR GAS
422
00:17:30,381 --> 00:17:31,248
ON THE
WAY UP HERE,
423
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:32,782
AND IT'S
NOT CHEAP.
424
00:17:32,850 --> 00:17:34,368
Well, I know
what is cheap.
425
00:17:34,435 --> 00:17:35,486
I KNOW WHAT
IS CHEAP, TOO.
426
00:17:35,553 --> 00:17:36,186
I don't think you
do know what is cheap.
427
00:17:36,505 --> 00:17:38,172
I DO KNOW
WHAT'S CHEAP!
428
00:17:38,240 --> 00:17:39,573
YEAH, REALLY? WHAT'S CHEAP? YOU GUYS!
429
00:17:39,608 --> 00:17:40,841
WHAT?! YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
430
00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:42,326
WE ARE?
431
00:17:42,393 --> 00:17:43,561
BROTHER, YOU STABBED
YOUR OWN DAMN FOOT
432
00:17:43,628 --> 00:17:44,829
TO GET OUT OF
PAYING THE CHECK.
433
00:17:44,896 --> 00:17:46,396
YEAH, THAT'S BECAUSE
THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
434
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,165
WE CAN GET OUT
OF PICKING UP A CHECK.
435
00:17:48,232 --> 00:17:49,233
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
436
00:17:49,300 --> 00:17:50,967
WE PAID FOR EVERYTHING ALL WEEKEND.
437
00:17:51,035 --> 00:17:53,937
WE HAVE BEEN CARRYING
YOU GUYS FOR YEARS.
438
00:17:54,005 --> 00:17:55,172
WHAT?!
439
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,524
GUM AND STRIPPERS
AIN'T FREE, BUDDY.
440
00:17:57,592 --> 00:18:01,061
YEAH. AND DON'T EVEN GET
US STARTED ON HOLIDAY GIFTS.
441
00:18:01,129 --> 00:18:04,482
YEAH, IS IT CHRISTMAS
OR KWANZAA? PICK ONE!
442
00:18:04,549 --> 00:18:05,499
I CAN'T BELIEVE
WHAT I'M HEARING.
443
00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,683
GUY, HOW MUCH MONEY
DO I SPEND ON YOU
444
00:18:06,751 --> 00:18:07,918
AT LUNCH EVERY DAY?
445
00:18:07,986 --> 00:18:09,820
LOOK-HEY, WE ALWAYS
SPLIT THE BILL IN HALF.
446
00:18:09,888 --> 00:18:11,588
WE DON'T SPLIT
THE FOOD IN HALF.
447
00:18:11,656 --> 00:18:13,357
ALL RIGHT, OK, LISTEN.
448
00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:15,359
IF YOU HAVEN'T BEEN
SPONGING OFF US FOR YEARS
449
00:18:15,426 --> 00:18:17,027
AND YOU DON'T HAVE
A DEAD RICH UNCLE,
450
00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,362
THEN HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN
451
00:18:18,429 --> 00:18:20,297
THAT YOU GUYS CAN AFFORD
THIS PLACE AND WE CAN'T?
452
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:23,633
NOT THAT IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS,
453
00:18:23,701 --> 00:18:25,169
BUT WE HAVE BEEN SAVING FOR THIS PLACE
454
00:18:25,236 --> 00:18:26,170
FOR A VERY
LONG TIME.
455
00:18:26,237 --> 00:18:27,570
WE'VE BEEN TAKING
PART OF MY PAYCHECK
456
00:18:27,638 --> 00:18:28,972
EVERY WEEK
AND PUTTING IT ASIDE.
457
00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:32,075
LOOK, WE'VE CUT BACK ON
TAKEOUT, GIFTS FOR EACH OTHER.
458
00:18:32,143 --> 00:18:33,510
WE REALLY SACRIFICED.
459
00:18:35,246 --> 00:18:36,614
WELL, I DON'T NEED
YOUR WHOLE LIFE STORY.
460
00:18:39,751 --> 00:18:42,753
AND ANYWAY, WE CAN
SAVE IF WE WANTED TO.
461
00:18:43,872 --> 00:18:45,973
THEN...
WHY DIDN'T WE?
462
00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:50,027
WHY DIDN'T WE?
463
00:18:50,094 --> 00:18:52,196
YOU'RE ASKING ME,
"WHY DIDN'T WE?"
464
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:54,114
ARE YOU SAYING
IT'S MY FAULT?
465
00:18:54,182 --> 00:18:55,832
UH, EXCUSE ME,
BUT I'M NOT THE ONE
466
00:18:55,900 --> 00:18:58,702
WHO INVESTS MY PAYCHECK
IN WHITE CASTLE EVERY NIGHT.
467
00:19:00,938 --> 00:19:03,022
HEY, FIRST OF ALL, I
ALMOST ALWAYS HAVE A COUPON,
468
00:19:03,090 --> 00:19:04,441
WHICH IS MORE THAN YOU
CAN SAY WHEN YOU GO BUY
469
00:19:04,509 --> 00:19:06,843
YOUR FANCY
HALSTON DRESSES!
470
00:19:06,911 --> 00:19:09,846
OK, I DON'T HAVE
ANY HALSTON DRESSES, IDIOT.
471
00:19:09,914 --> 00:19:11,965
IT'S NOT 1979.
472
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:14,868
I'M GONNA BE
IN THE CAR!
473
00:19:14,936 --> 00:19:18,138
WAIT, I SAW YOU PACKING
SOME PRETTY FANCY CLOTHES
474
00:19:18,205 --> 00:19:19,840
WITH SOME FRUITY LABELS,
AND THAT SPELLS CASH!
475
00:19:19,907 --> 00:19:22,308
YEAH, YOU DON'T EVEN
KNOW HOW TO SPELL CASH!
476
00:19:24,045 --> 00:19:27,414
SO WE EVER GONNA TELL THEM
ABOUT THE, UH, BAD BOOB JOB?
477
00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:30,200
UH, HELL NO! WE TAKE THAT TO THE GRAVE!
478
00:19:33,170 --> 00:19:35,439
I MEAN... THEY'RE LOOKING
A LOT BETTER, RIGHT?
479
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,107
OH, YEAH.
480
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:55,459
MR. GABLE.
481
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:57,261
WE CHECKED
YOUR R�SUM�.
482
00:19:57,328 --> 00:19:59,829
NONE OF YOUR REFERENCES
HAVE EVER HEARD OF YOU,
483
00:19:59,897 --> 00:20:01,798
AND THAT SOCIAL SECURITY
NUMBER YOU GAVE US
484
00:20:01,866 --> 00:20:03,800
IS THE GAMBLERS
ANONYMOUS HOTLINE.
485
00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:06,703
WE'RE GONNA HAVE
TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.
486
00:20:06,771 --> 00:20:08,021
ALL RIGHT, THEN.
487
00:20:21,569 --> 00:20:26,039
SO TELL ME ABOUT YOUR NEW JOB, BIG GUY.
488
00:20:28,326 --> 00:20:30,261
NICE TRY, SPANKY.
489
00:20:30,328 --> 00:20:31,928
I ALREADY GOT FIRED.
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