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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,000 --> 00:00:05,280 (UPBEAT PERCUSSIVE MUSIC) 2 00:00:10,280 --> 00:00:12,280 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 3 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,680 (LINE RINGS) 4 00:00:24,560 --> 00:00:27,639 Welcome to Sweethearts. How can we service you? 5 00:00:27,640 --> 00:00:29,439 Hi. It's, um... 6 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:31,199 Uh, my name's S-Steven. 7 00:00:31,200 --> 00:00:33,879 I'm— I'm calling about, um— - Hey, Steven. 8 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:36,080 Thank you for choosing us. 9 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,639 I was just on your, um... website, 10 00:00:42,640 --> 00:00:44,640 and I noticed, uh... 11 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:48,720 Jaz? - Oh, Jaz is fantastic. 12 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:51,680 What would you like to do with her? 13 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:56,760 Oh. Um... girlfriend experience? 14 00:00:58,480 --> 00:01:00,479 That's got... kissing? 15 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:03,999 It does. Uh, Jaz can see you today, if you like. 16 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,559 - Oh. - 4pm. 17 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:07,399 Oh. 18 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,400 Yeah, OK. Great. 19 00:01:09,600 --> 00:01:10,999 Oh, and, Steven, 20 00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:14,439 we don't do line-ups or unplanned walk-ins like most brothels. 21 00:01:14,440 --> 00:01:16,359 This is about the safety of our women. 22 00:01:16,360 --> 00:01:20,639 And if you're late or a no-show, you will be charged. 23 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:23,520 Oh, OK. So it's quite, um, strict. 24 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:29,199 Now, when you arrive, you'll wait in your car 25 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:32,080 for my text to confirm Jaz is ready. 26 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:35,079 Then you'll walk over to the Beach Room, 27 00:01:35,080 --> 00:01:38,559 you'll knock on the door and wait for Jaz to answer it. 28 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:40,559 (CELL PHONE BUZZES) 29 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:44,559 She will let you in. You'll discuss any extras that you'd like. 30 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:48,039 Then you'll pay upfront and take a shower. 31 00:01:48,040 --> 00:01:51,679 Remember — it's her room, Steven, and her rules. 32 00:01:51,680 --> 00:01:55,560 Either of you can withdraw consent at any time. 33 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:57,839 Have fun. 34 00:01:57,840 --> 00:01:59,839 Oh my God. You actually turned up. 35 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:01,840 (SQUEALS) - Oh... 36 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,280 Captions by Able. www.able.co.nz 37 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:12,200 (BIRDS SCREECH, TWITTER) 38 00:02:12,720 --> 00:02:16,279 We've literally had one client since we've opened. 39 00:02:16,280 --> 00:02:19,359 People always take time to get on board with change. 40 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,239 Well, single parenting is expensive. 41 00:02:21,240 --> 00:02:22,639 Advertising's been tough. 42 00:02:22,640 --> 00:02:25,079 But we expect to be up on the Kiwichicks website 43 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:26,359 by the end of the week. 44 00:02:26,360 --> 00:02:28,599 We might be ethical and idealistic, 45 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:30,719 but we are still a viable business, so... 46 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:34,079 Yeah, it's just cos some of the other girls — not naming names... 47 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,159 have been saying that you're full of shit. 48 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:38,039 Yeah. That's... funny. 49 00:02:38,040 --> 00:02:40,040 Totally get it. 50 00:02:40,280 --> 00:02:42,599 As long as we start making money. 51 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,599 Like... soon. 52 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:48,359 Do you know how expensive it is to be this hairless? 53 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,159 This coiffed? 54 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:52,639 This hot, perfect, flawless perfection? 55 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:55,079 Word is getting out — Slowly, but surely. 56 00:02:55,080 --> 00:02:57,879 Oh, cool. Cos— Cos this is all, you know, quite new. 57 00:02:57,880 --> 00:03:02,159 Absolutely. For all of us. But you are doing great. 58 00:03:02,160 --> 00:03:04,719 Yeah, but I haven't... done anything. 59 00:03:04,720 --> 00:03:07,800 Yeah, but you're thinking about it. 60 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,719 So, on a scale from one to ten, how fucked are we? 61 00:03:10,720 --> 00:03:15,920 I promise you — this is not just a dream. This— It's gonna work. 62 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,160 Trust me. Please? 63 00:03:28,600 --> 00:03:30,600 (EXHALES SOFTLY) 64 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,000 (CELL PHONE BUZZES) 65 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,960 (TENSE MUSIC) 66 00:03:43,040 --> 00:03:45,040 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 67 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:56,079 (CHILDREN CHATTER IN DISTANCE) 68 00:03:56,080 --> 00:03:57,999 Excuse me? 69 00:03:58,000 --> 00:04:00,000 Mack? 70 00:04:00,320 --> 00:04:02,320 Sharon, is it? 71 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:05,639 You do realise that this is a day-care? 72 00:04:05,640 --> 00:04:07,719 - Yeah. - And yours is a... 73 00:04:07,720 --> 00:04:09,720 Brothel. 74 00:04:12,240 --> 00:04:14,440 Uh, well, I'm a feminist. 75 00:04:14,640 --> 00:04:16,559 Same. 76 00:04:16,560 --> 00:04:18,839 But I've started a petition to get you shut down. 77 00:04:18,840 --> 00:04:21,520 Yes, I know that. You CC'd me in. 78 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:25,239 Well, I'd hate to appear anything but transparent. 79 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,240 God forbid. 80 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:31,560 (WINGS FLUTTER) 81 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:33,879 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 82 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:35,319 I was thinking about getting an undercut. 83 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:38,999 - Is that like a Brazilian? - German, I think. 84 00:04:39,000 --> 00:04:41,600 (INTRIGUING MUSIC CONTINUES) 85 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:01,639 TUI: Baby, come on. 86 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,559 MAN ON PHONE: Dion told me what you're up to. 87 00:05:03,560 --> 00:05:05,559 - Don't you miss me? - It's disgusting. 88 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:07,599 - Oi, what? - You bloody kidding? 89 00:05:07,600 --> 00:05:08,999 What the fuck? 90 00:05:09,000 --> 00:05:12,039 What'd he say? Is he gonna come here? 91 00:05:12,040 --> 00:05:13,639 No. 92 00:05:13,640 --> 00:05:16,239 Dion's told our regulars that he caught us scraping semen 93 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:18,240 from used condoms. 94 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:20,119 So we're fucked? 95 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,879 I mean we're not fucked. 96 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:23,359 No drunks, 97 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:25,159 no creeps, no line-ups, 98 00:05:25,160 --> 00:05:27,519 no walk ins, no clients — no money. 99 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:31,279 It's... It's one thing to tell some violent fucker to go jump. 100 00:05:31,280 --> 00:05:34,279 But no line-ups? That's just bad business. 101 00:05:34,280 --> 00:05:36,759 AMERICAN ACCENT: Uh, I think you'll find 102 00:05:36,760 --> 00:05:39,359 that we're starting a revolution. 103 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:42,479 And I will not have my girls compared to each other 104 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:44,480 like pigs at a fair. 105 00:05:45,120 --> 00:05:48,039 Hello. Is this the Featherton Bay Retirement Village? 106 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:51,479 - Yeah. - Great. My name is McKenzie Leigh. 107 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:53,879 I actually wanted to offer your residents 108 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:56,519 the services of my new business. - Yeah, OK. Yeah? 109 00:05:56,520 --> 00:05:59,999 It's called Sweethearts, and it's a brothel. 110 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:02,839 As a number of your residents may not have had sex for some decades, 111 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:06,359 I figured it could be a— - Thanks, but not for us. Bye. 112 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:10,279 Hi, there. Is this Dennis Hall, head of the, um, 113 00:06:10,280 --> 00:06:12,599 Featherton Bay Lions Club? - Yeah, you got him. 114 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:13,799 Great. Listen. 115 00:06:13,800 --> 00:06:15,679 I have started a brothel. - (LAUGHS) 116 00:06:15,680 --> 00:06:17,919 I'm not saying change your speed-dating night. 117 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:21,719 I'm just suggesting that we could piggyback some advertising on it 118 00:06:21,720 --> 00:06:25,199 and offer you a little sweet discount offer. 119 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,119 Oh, hi. Is this the Carnivorous Plant Society? 120 00:06:28,120 --> 00:06:30,759 Hi. Is this the Theological Society? 121 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:34,519 Hi. Is this the North Island Dentist Association? 122 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,119 How do you guys feel about (CLICKS TONGUE) 123 00:06:36,120 --> 00:06:38,519 jumping into some sexy time? 124 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,639 I've, uh, started an ethical brothel, 125 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:43,319 and I think our values completely align. 126 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:46,399 Uh, no, this is not a God thing. It's more of a get-laid thing. 127 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:48,119 No, no, no. 128 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,959 I get it. 129 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:51,960 Thanks. 130 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:57,239 I've reached out to high-needs communities, widower groups 131 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,159 and people who listen to Joe Rogan. - And got no bookings. 132 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:02,160 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 133 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,359 What the hell? 134 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,439 Oh. 135 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:09,519 Mm-hm. 136 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:11,239 Answer the phone. Take the call. 137 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:14,799 I am not letting creeps into Sweethearts. 138 00:07:14,800 --> 00:07:15,999 Are these all criminals? 139 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,719 No, just people who sound ethically... 140 00:07:17,720 --> 00:07:20,999 - Like mashed dickhole. - Drunk, high, perverted. 141 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:22,999 - That's everyone. - No, it's not. 142 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:26,959 Listen, as soon as our Kiwichicks advertising goes live, 143 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:28,519 the men will come. 144 00:07:28,520 --> 00:07:31,720 - On our tits. (SNIGGERS) - (CHUCKLES) 145 00:07:38,160 --> 00:07:40,160 (SLIDING DOOR OPENS) 146 00:07:41,400 --> 00:07:44,000 - Here you go, partner. - Oh. No. 147 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,839 How you feeling about it all? 148 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:49,040 - What? - Oh, I know. I know. 149 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:51,439 I know. 150 00:07:51,440 --> 00:07:53,839 It can feel like you're crawling up Poo Mountain 151 00:07:53,840 --> 00:07:56,040 and you've hit your limit. 152 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:58,359 But new businesses take time. 153 00:07:58,360 --> 00:08:00,239 And you have the support of a good man. 154 00:08:00,240 --> 00:08:05,040 Not just emotionally and spiritually, but financially. 155 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,639 Hm. 156 00:08:07,640 --> 00:08:11,999 Do you know that the Kiwichicks website charges 25K a year? 157 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,079 What? 158 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:16,159 It's New Zealand's top escort-booking site. 159 00:08:16,160 --> 00:08:20,479 They have offered a 10K discount. I guess that's something. But... 160 00:08:20,480 --> 00:08:24,759 Apparently the owner is quite taken with the idea of feminist sex work. 161 00:08:24,760 --> 00:08:27,360 Oh. Great. (CELL PHONE RINGS) 162 00:08:29,360 --> 00:08:30,559 - Hey, Chompy. - Hey. 163 00:08:30,560 --> 00:08:31,919 Drew's having a group of us over. 164 00:08:31,920 --> 00:08:33,799 - I'm heading there now. - Wait. No, you're not. 165 00:08:33,800 --> 00:08:34,959 You're home with Toby tonight. 166 00:08:34,960 --> 00:08:36,679 Mum, I'm his brother, not his carer. 167 00:08:36,680 --> 00:08:38,399 If you and Dad can't be here, you should book Cass. 168 00:08:38,400 --> 00:08:41,599 Yeah, well, your father and I are working really hard right now. 169 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:43,119 It's not my fault you decided to take over 170 00:08:43,120 --> 00:08:45,319 a stupid motel business while Dad's away. 171 00:08:45,320 --> 00:08:47,320 It's not a... 172 00:08:47,720 --> 00:08:49,519 Listen, you should just be grateful 173 00:08:49,520 --> 00:08:52,799 that you have two working parents. - Oh, whatever. Bye. 174 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:54,800 Oh, God. 175 00:08:55,640 --> 00:08:57,920 - 'Chompy'? - (SIGHS) Noam. 176 00:08:58,480 --> 00:09:00,960 Chomsky. - The basketballer. 177 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:04,279 Yeah. 178 00:09:04,280 --> 00:09:06,280 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 179 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,439 So, are you one of the Sweethearts? 180 00:09:15,440 --> 00:09:17,919 I heard about you guys opening up and thought I'd better come down 181 00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:19,639 and book a girlfriend experience. 182 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,079 - Hi, ladies! - Hi. 183 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,760 - Checking in? (CHUCKLES) - Yes. 184 00:09:24,840 --> 00:09:26,999 Looking for Sweethearts? 185 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:29,799 How can I help you? - Yeah. Could I, uh, pick a girl 186 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:33,200 to, uh... (CLICKS FINGERS) bonk? - Sure. 187 00:09:33,760 --> 00:09:35,760 On this. - Huh. 188 00:09:36,200 --> 00:09:38,400 You want me to book on here? 189 00:09:38,920 --> 00:09:42,599 Eh? Couldn't I just, uh, pick one? - Oh. No, we don't do line-ups. 190 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:43,600 - Hey. - Hey. 191 00:09:43,601 --> 00:09:46,359 - Uh, looks like a line-up to me. - Ooh. 192 00:09:46,360 --> 00:09:48,360 No. 193 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,200 Right. 194 00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:55,680 Uh, let's see here. 195 00:09:55,720 --> 00:09:57,720 Uh... Amethyst. 196 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,519 No. 197 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:02,039 Jaz. I don't know about the tattoos. 198 00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:04,040 Nope. Nope. 199 00:10:04,280 --> 00:10:07,480 Oh, yeah. Goldie's pretty hot. - Yeah. 200 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,160 Is she old? 201 00:10:11,800 --> 00:10:13,079 She's mature. 202 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,719 Oh, yeah, experience counts for something, eh? 203 00:10:14,720 --> 00:10:17,400 - I like to think so. - (CHUCKLES) 204 00:10:18,520 --> 00:10:20,600 I'd blow my beans up that. 205 00:10:21,680 --> 00:10:23,879 Yeah. - (HUMS CHEEKILY) Mmm. 206 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,280 Sign me up for her right now. 207 00:10:27,400 --> 00:10:29,400 Oh. Yeah, but, um... 208 00:10:29,720 --> 00:10:33,159 But Goldie — she is very skilful. 209 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,160 Like... 'schoop'. 210 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,479 - Oh. - (IMITATES SQUELCHING) You know? 211 00:10:38,480 --> 00:10:40,599 If you know what I mean. - Yeah. 212 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:42,679 Yeah. No, no, I pick up what you're saying. 213 00:10:42,680 --> 00:10:45,280 Is she free now, or...? - Uh, no. 214 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:47,479 We don't do walk-ins. - Eh? 215 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,639 But I just walked in. 216 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,839 - Oi! - What is this? 217 00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:51,519 Did you just give away one of my clients? 218 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,799 - Hey, you can have him. - He's Goldie's client. 219 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,839 - What the fuck? - Some of us have kids. 220 00:10:55,840 --> 00:10:57,879 OK? We all need the money. - Um, excuse me. 221 00:10:57,880 --> 00:11:00,319 Just because you've spawned doesn't mean you're more worthy. 222 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:03,079 Some of us have bills. - What does that mean? 223 00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,999 It means your parents bought you a house in Tamaterau. 224 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,839 Yeah, well, I pay utilities. (CAR APPROACHES, MUSIC PUMPING) 225 00:11:06,840 --> 00:11:09,079 Come on, ladies. You're supposed to be feminists. 226 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:11,319 So are you. (CAR HORN TOOTS) 227 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,359 Ah! 228 00:11:12,360 --> 00:11:15,240 OK. Let's get this show on the road. 229 00:11:16,000 --> 00:11:19,639 So, as you can imagine, trying to change the culture of the industry 230 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:22,519 has us coming up against a certain level of inertia. 231 00:11:22,520 --> 00:11:25,159 Feminists running the asylum, eh? Had to see this one for myself. 232 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:29,279 Here it is. Think how much more traffic your site could get with... 233 00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,399 Yeah, so where them bra-burning girlies at? 234 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:33,199 Let's get some piccies. 235 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:35,279 Oh. No, I've already taken their photos, 236 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,079 so I will send you over the file. 237 00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:39,239 Yeah, but I might need some different photos. 238 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:41,239 I also need photos that include their faces, 239 00:11:41,240 --> 00:11:44,119 with their real names at the bottom. 240 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,559 Don't worry, they're not gonna go online. 241 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:47,519 It's just so I know your girlies aren't catfish. 242 00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:50,919 Otherwise... (CHUCKLES) how am I gonna know? 243 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:52,920 You could meet them. 244 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:57,960 So, uh... 245 00:11:59,520 --> 00:12:02,839 H-How do you how do you know which size to use? 246 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:05,279 Do you— Do you sneak a peek before he showers? 247 00:12:05,280 --> 00:12:07,759 - Just look at his ears. - What? 248 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:12,560 A man's ears have a direct correlation to his penis size. 249 00:12:12,920 --> 00:12:14,799 I-I've never heard of this. 250 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,159 - Really? - No. 251 00:12:16,160 --> 00:12:19,999 Oh, yeah. So, it's... it's the smaller the ear, 252 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,479 the bigger the dick. 253 00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:25,360 Stop winding her up, you bitch. (SNIGGERING) 254 00:12:27,720 --> 00:12:29,679 Condom sizes are all different. 255 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,479 Line them up inside the bedside drawer. 256 00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:33,639 Once you've seen the peen, you can easily grab the one you need. 257 00:12:33,640 --> 00:12:37,319 Yeah. Cos then you have to shove it up fast and do a little dance. 258 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,239 (CAR DRIVES OFF) - Shut up! (LAUGHS) 259 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:43,639 God. We are no longer advertising on Kiwichicks. 260 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,879 - But that's what all brothels use. - Yes, but we are on other websites. 261 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,999 Literally 100% of Shadows' online bookings came from Kiwichicks. 262 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:51,119 Look, apart from the fact 263 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,319 that he wants us to sign an exclusivity clause, 264 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:56,479 which I'm not even sure is legal, he wants photos of you all. 265 00:12:56,480 --> 00:12:59,999 Yeah, so guys know what we look like when they book us to diddle. 266 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:02,199 No, not photos for the ads... 267 00:13:02,200 --> 00:13:05,879 photos of your faces, holding signs that say your real names. 268 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,279 'Insurance', apparently. 269 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:10,119 He does that for everyone. It's just for his personal wank bank. 270 00:13:10,120 --> 00:13:12,119 Or he gets off on power 271 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:14,559 and uses them to blackmail you all into fucking him. 272 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:17,879 Either way, ethically, it is mashed dickhole. 273 00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:22,560 OK. (SIGHS) Well, I eat mashed dickhole for breakfast. 274 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:27,119 Just give it up. Your feminist brothel is a massive boner killer, 275 00:13:27,120 --> 00:13:31,720 and you're making us broke with your ethical bullshit. 276 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:37,000 (CELL PHONE CHIMES) 277 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:39,480 Wait... 278 00:13:40,360 --> 00:13:41,999 Oh, God. Noam. 279 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:45,519 I gotta go. I will be back soon. - That's our madam. 280 00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,520 (SIGHS) What the fuck? 281 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:54,239 - I mean, she was asking for it. - That's kinda mean. 282 00:13:54,240 --> 00:13:56,240 (EDGY MUSIC) 283 00:14:04,680 --> 00:14:06,679 Hey, it's Noam. Leave me a message. Or not. 284 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:09,880 (BEEP!) - Noam, where the fuck are you? 285 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,559 I swear to God, Noam, if you don't get home right now, 286 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:25,479 I am changing the password on the WiFi permanently. 287 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,480 (SIGHS) God. 288 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,319 Hi. You OK? Noam said it was an emergency. 289 00:14:30,320 --> 00:14:32,199 It wasn't. I'm sorry. 290 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:34,639 He didn't say you were here. I thought Toby was alone. 291 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,880 Uh, should I go, or...? 292 00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,279 - Oh... No, I'm— - Stay? 293 00:14:39,280 --> 00:14:41,279 I'm happy to stay. - Really? 294 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,480 Yeah. It's not a problem. 295 00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:46,160 You good, Tobe? 296 00:14:46,720 --> 00:14:49,119 OK. Great. Just a couple of hours. I'll make up the difference. 297 00:14:49,120 --> 00:14:51,120 - Fine. Bye. - Thank you. 298 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:55,919 Fuck. Fuck. 299 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:59,159 Fuuuuuuuuck! 300 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:01,160 (BIN WHEELS RATTLE) 301 00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,200 You OK? 302 00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000 Yeah, I'm good. 303 00:15:15,840 --> 00:15:17,840 (INTRIGUING MUSIC) 304 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,719 (SNIFFS) 305 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,720 (PLASTIC RUSTLES) 306 00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:36,840 Hey. 307 00:15:36,841 --> 00:15:41,559 Hey, you've, um... you've had a couple of clients, eh? Any tips? 308 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:43,439 Honestly, I've only had one client, 309 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:45,919 and I just wanked him off under a tea towel. 310 00:15:45,920 --> 00:15:47,920 (VEHICLE ARRIVES) 311 00:15:48,640 --> 00:15:50,640 Marcus is here. OK. 312 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:52,959 You ready, Goldie? 313 00:15:52,960 --> 00:15:54,919 - No. - Oh. 314 00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,559 No? - No. 315 00:15:56,560 --> 00:16:00,039 Goldie, I kinda went out on a limb for you on this one. 316 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,519 Uh, I know technically I only work for the motel, 317 00:16:02,520 --> 00:16:05,719 but let's not blur those human trafficking lines, eh? 318 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:07,719 (WATER TRICKLES) 319 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,559 (MUFFLED POP MUSIC PLAYS ON CAR STEREO) 320 00:16:10,560 --> 00:16:12,560 I'm really not ready. 321 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,279 Oh. 322 00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,279 Cool. 323 00:16:16,280 --> 00:16:17,679 All good. 324 00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:19,680 Tui, he's all yours. 325 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:23,199 Tui? Where is she? 326 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:25,800 Oh, yeah. Not sure, actually. 327 00:16:26,840 --> 00:16:29,519 Haven't seen her in a little bit. 328 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:32,200 (MOANS, CRIES OUT IN PLEASURE) 329 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,320 Oh! Oh my God. - (GROANS) 330 00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,000 Oh, God, so good! 331 00:16:37,200 --> 00:16:38,919 Oh! Oh! 332 00:16:38,920 --> 00:16:40,919 Oh, fuck! - Oh... Oh, sh... 333 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:42,519 - Oh, fuck! - Wait, Wait! Shh, shh. Stop. 334 00:16:42,520 --> 00:16:44,520 Stop. I'll cum. (PANTS) 335 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,199 I just wanna get my money's worth. 336 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,200 OK. (BREATHES HEAVILY) 337 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:53,720 OK. 338 00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:56,080 (SIGHS) 339 00:16:57,480 --> 00:16:58,759 Mmm. 340 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,639 Oh... 341 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,599 - Mm-hm. - (GRUNTS) 342 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:03,879 Yes. 343 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:06,639 Obviously I didn't realise she'd taken the phone. 344 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:08,920 Oh, jeepers creepers, Tui! 345 00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:11,439 (SIGHS) Sorry. Sorry. I'll calm down. 346 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:14,879 I'll calm down. (MUFFLED SHOUTING ON LAPTOP) 347 00:17:14,880 --> 00:17:17,439 TUI: I'm not getting back in the fuckin' bed, so piss off! 348 00:17:17,440 --> 00:17:18,479 Oh, shit. 349 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:20,639 - Get the fuck out of here! - Nope. I'm not listening to you. 350 00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,399 Get the fuckin' fuck out of here! - I know my rights! 351 00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,879 - I paid my money, all right? - Hey! Hey! 352 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,159 What the hell is going on in here? - Well, I'm being ripped off. 353 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:29,839 He was so psyched about getting his money's worth 354 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,439 that he psyched himself out of coming. 355 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,359 Get the fuck out. 356 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,599 I shan't. 357 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:39,759 Unless I am provided with a refund or— or— or services to completion, 358 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:43,040 I will be calling the cops. - Be my guest. 359 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:47,400 - So the assault—? - No. No assault. 360 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,479 I called you. 361 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:51,599 The brothel provides a service. 362 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:56,359 They should have to follow through on said service or provide a refund. 363 00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,599 Wait. So if you order a burger 364 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:03,239 and you're still hungry after you've finished it, you ask for a refund? 365 00:18:03,240 --> 00:18:05,519 - No. - No. No, no. Wait. Wait. 366 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:07,679 - Sorry, pal. Time to go. - Am I hallucinating? 367 00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,199 Is there brain matter dribbling out my ears? 368 00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:11,119 Sir, if you don't calm down, 369 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:15,600 you might find yourself spending the night in lockup. 370 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:17,599 (SIGHS) 371 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,439 Come on. It was only a warning. - He left his car here. 372 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:24,440 - True. We can run the plates. - Yeah. 373 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:27,320 - Mrs Varma? - (GASPS) Vinnie! 374 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:31,080 So cool to see you doing your thing. Aww! 375 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:34,639 How's your mum? - Oh, she's good. She's really good. 376 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,799 Oh, fuck off. 377 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,280 I don't need to hear it. - Lovely to see you. 378 00:18:41,960 --> 00:18:47,639 - Shit. She's coming. Go, go, go! - Fuckin' ethical business my arse. 379 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:52,239 Girls can't even fuckin' afford to eat, and she's just... 380 00:18:52,240 --> 00:18:54,439 You're just turning away clients 381 00:18:54,440 --> 00:18:56,679 because they don't meet your perfect expectations. 382 00:18:56,680 --> 00:19:00,359 Like, who the fuck are you?! Not a sex worker. 383 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:05,999 I guess it didn't occur to you, enlightened, rich white lady, 384 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,759 but it's... it's the fucked-up and it's the broken 385 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:11,599 that actually need us. 386 00:19:11,600 --> 00:19:13,600 And we need them. 387 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,520 (BROODING MUSIC) 388 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:20,959 OK. 389 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:23,760 We will advertise on Kiwichicks. 390 00:19:25,000 --> 00:19:27,239 Food on the table, roof overhead... 391 00:19:27,240 --> 00:19:28,919 they're the most important things, right? 392 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,799 - Told you. - So, ladies, why don't you go home? 393 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:34,480 And... I will pay you for your time this week. 394 00:19:35,040 --> 00:19:37,040 - Oh, mean. - Thank fuck. 395 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,719 Who's keen to go to the pub? Let's go get a drink. 396 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,719 - Thank you. - I am gonna go... 397 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:44,879 - I'm not rich, by the way. - Oh, OK. True. 398 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:47,960 Yeah. Just to... put that out there. 399 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:49,199 - Bye, Jules. - Bye. 400 00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,799 - Hey, uh... - You up for a drink? 401 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:53,679 I'm done with this, OK? 402 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,359 I'm just not ready, and it's all a bit... 403 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,919 - No. - Farkin' weird. 404 00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,599 - No. Wait, Goldie, listen. - Good luck, bro. See you never. 405 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,639 - I need you. - I don't give a fuck, OK? 406 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,839 I would... I would rather work out of my car than... 407 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,999 I need you to help me... 408 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,000 to help them. 409 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,799 Please. 410 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:13,800 Talk to her. 411 00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,800 I-I've had sex. 412 00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:31,559 Heaps of times. 413 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,160 Sex work isn't really about having sex. 414 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,999 It's about having as little sex as possible, actually. 415 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:40,959 (SIGHS) OK. 416 00:20:40,960 --> 00:20:44,239 And making someone feel like they fuck. 417 00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:46,240 Not fuck... 418 00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,120 but... 419 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,160 fuck. 420 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:57,000 You wanna fuck? - You... 421 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:00,040 You wanna fuck for real? 422 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,319 (INHALES) 423 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:04,159 She paid us for the hour. 424 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:08,520 - Yeah, I know, but I don't think— - It's the best way to learn. 425 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,000 (SULTRY MUSIC) 426 00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:20,400 And you're fuckin' hot, babe. 427 00:21:21,240 --> 00:21:23,239 OK. I'm your client. 428 00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:25,239 Show me what you got. 429 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,119 Or we call it a night. 430 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,120 There's no pressure. 431 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,800 You ready or what? 432 00:21:48,720 --> 00:21:50,720 Lie down. 433 00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:54,480 (SULTRY MUSIC CONTINUES) 434 00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,440 (GRUNTS) 435 00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:17,320 Oh... 436 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:21,600 Oh... - Uh, don't do... 437 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,440 what you think you should do. 438 00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,240 Do what'd make me feel good. 439 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:42,000 (SULTRY MUSIC CONTINUES) 440 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:00,440 Oh. (GASPS) 441 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:07,960 Mmm. Oh... 442 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:10,000 she fucks. 443 00:23:10,880 --> 00:23:13,759 (MOANS, SIGHS) 444 00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,760 (CRICKETS CHIRP) 445 00:23:16,920 --> 00:23:19,000 - (SIGHS) Hey, Cass. - Hi. 446 00:23:19,400 --> 00:23:21,159 - All good? - Toby had a great day. 447 00:23:21,160 --> 00:23:23,760 - Oh my God. Did you...? - Not me. 448 00:23:24,760 --> 00:23:26,159 Oh. 449 00:23:26,160 --> 00:23:28,039 The celebrity chef. 450 00:23:28,040 --> 00:23:30,119 Wow. Howdy, neighbour. - Neighbour. 451 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,039 Um, I'm just checking in. 452 00:23:32,040 --> 00:23:33,639 Uh, looks like you... 453 00:23:33,640 --> 00:23:35,559 well, you're single-parenting at the moment, so... 454 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,799 Yeah. Yeah. Rob's away working, so... 455 00:23:38,800 --> 00:23:40,799 Thank you. - Pleasure. 456 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:43,079 Hey, um, just saying — If you ever need anything, 457 00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,399 I'm just, you know, over the fence. 458 00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,480 That's very kind of you. 459 00:23:47,800 --> 00:23:49,239 I'm not sharing that. - Really? 460 00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:51,240 - Mm-mm. - Good. 461 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:54,760 Enjoy. - (LAUGHS) I will. Thank you. 462 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:57,680 (GENTLE MUSIC) 463 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:00,160 So, this has been a... 464 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,960 lifelong dream? 465 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,479 - Fucking for money? - Mm. 466 00:24:05,480 --> 00:24:07,480 LAUGHS: No! 467 00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:09,359 Uh... 468 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:11,799 I was a bartender for a while, actually. 469 00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:13,800 - Mm? - But... 470 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:16,959 the money sucked, the hours sucked. 471 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:20,160 Having a boss? That sucks. (CHUCKLES) 472 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:24,760 - You like this... more, then? - Yeah, I love this. 473 00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:28,400 Look... 474 00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:32,599 Jaz loves fucking. Lolly loves making people feel good. 475 00:24:32,600 --> 00:24:38,000 Amethyst gets on a deep human level how important it is to be seen. 476 00:24:38,520 --> 00:24:40,519 - Cherry? - Freedom. 477 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:45,000 Cherry earns enough money to raise her kids on her own. 478 00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:47,280 Oh. 479 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:50,879 Look, if you're meant to do this, you'll find your thing. 480 00:24:50,880 --> 00:24:53,640 - What's your thing? - My thing? 481 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:57,760 OK. 482 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:03,320 In this room, what happens between you and your client, that... 483 00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:06,960 usually, is honest. 484 00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:12,079 There's no bullshit. You know what you want from each other. 485 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:14,080 So you can just be free. 486 00:25:16,880 --> 00:25:20,199 Does that make sense? I feel like that sounded weird. 487 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,200 Nah. 488 00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:25,480 Nah, that makes sense. - OK, cool. 489 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:27,760 Cos I fuckin' love that. 490 00:25:30,480 --> 00:25:32,480 (LINE RINGS) 491 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:35,360 Mmm. 492 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:40,079 (BOUNCY ELECTRONIC RINGTONE PLAYS, PHONE BEEPS) 493 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,080 You're back, Mack. 494 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:45,919 OK, I am in, but I take all the photos of the girls, 495 00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:48,799 including the ones with their names and their faces. 496 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:52,199 Unless, of course, you want me to report you to the Commerce Commission 497 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:55,039 for anti-competitive behaviour. 498 00:25:55,040 --> 00:25:56,519 Well, it's a very kind gesture. 499 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:57,480 (BLOWS) 500 00:25:57,481 --> 00:26:00,599 And as soon as I get that 25K, we'll get your girls up and pumping, eh? 501 00:26:00,600 --> 00:26:03,079 25—? Wait, no. That's full price. 502 00:26:03,080 --> 00:26:05,839 What can I say? Inflation's a bitch, innit? Phwoar. 503 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,080 OK, listen. I will meet you halfway... 504 00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:12,040 20K. - I think you'll find it's 21. 505 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,319 The agreement's just been amended. 506 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:17,920 By both parties. Did you not get that email? 507 00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:20,879 OK. So be it. 508 00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,599 (FRONT DOOR OPENS, PHONE BEEPS) Asshole. 509 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,600 (FRONT DOOR CLOSES) 510 00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:30,720 I don't wanna talk to you for a while. 511 00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:36,160 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 512 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:42,159 Hello? 513 00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,999 Hi, Mack. It's Sharon. This is just a courtesy call 514 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,479 to let you know that I am gonna have to shut you down. 515 00:26:47,480 --> 00:26:51,359 Our petition's got 1200 signatures, and we're only just getting started. 516 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,239 - Sharon? - Mm-hm? 517 00:26:53,240 --> 00:26:55,240 Go fuck yourself. 518 00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:58,080 (CHEERFUL JAZZ MUSIC) 519 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:06,640 ♪ I want a big fine daddy. 520 00:27:07,880 --> 00:27:10,320 ♪ I want a big fine daddy. 521 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:15,160 ♪ I want a big fine daddy. 522 00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:19,719 ♪ Mmm, a big fine daddy is all I need. ♪ 523 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:22,600 Captions by Able. www.able.co.nz 524 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,040 (MUSIC ENDS, RECORD CRACKLES) 35819

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