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Man, your nosy
neighbor is killing us.
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I don't know how we're
gonna get everything
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ready in time for the
restaurant opening
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if he's out here every day.
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If we start even a
second before 8:00,
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I'm worried that he's gonna
report us to the county.
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I will!
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And he's got bionic
hearing, too.
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That's fun.
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My guys are raring to go,
Jay. They've got the fire!
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- I don't know how much longer I
can hold them. - Yeah.
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They're chomping at the bit.
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Hold...
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Hold.
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Hold!
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Now!
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Well, I'll be back
at 4:00 to make sure
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you don't go a minute late.
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Wha... Henry.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey! Look...
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I know that we haven't seen
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eye to eye on everything,
but could you just give us
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a little bit of breathing room?
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That's a big no from me, Jay.
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Local ordinances are
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the solid foundation upon
which this country was built.
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Without them, we are
no better than animals.
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I've never been a
fan of Henry Farnsby,
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but that is one groovy
tune he's singing.
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When Thor alive, if
have bad neighbor,
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you invade their land,
put head on spike.
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Great being neighbors with you!
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But passive-aggressive
banter are the way to go.
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Well, you picked
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a wonderful time to join us.
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The fall colors are just
exploding right now.
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My God, this old tired diatribe.
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Here comes the hike talk.
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Replete with mention
of the drainage ditch,
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aka "the magical creek."
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If you're interested in hiking,
we have a "lovely" creek.
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Oh, she switched it up.
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Oh, it's nice? SAMANTHA: Yeah.
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Say it.
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You got nothing else.
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Magical.
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There it is. She
knows no other words.
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Babe, the guests
are loving it here.
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They're talking about having
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their wedding here
in the spring.
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And rehearsal dinner
at your restaurant.
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If it's even open by then.
Farnsby's killing us.
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The bastard's out there watching
the clock every morning.
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- The guy needs a
hobby. - Mm.
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Between the pickleball
and group sex,
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I'd say the man has hobbies.
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He's so annoying.
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Samantha, if I may,
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the true center of power
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always lies with the
lady of the house.
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You need to go through the wife.
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Invite her over, charm her.
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Okay, I'm seeing one
potential roadblock.
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And once you've
gotten in with her,
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she will tell that idiot
husband of hers to lay off.
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I guess I could invite
Margaret over for a drink.
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Wait, what? No, babe.
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I don't think we should
engage with these people.
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They're nuts.
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I'm
sorry, a drink?
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What are you, Irish dockworkers?
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You're both civilized women.
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Just do cocaine.
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I think it's
worth a shot, Jay.
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Margaret's kind of fun.
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She can hold stuff.
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Other people can see her.
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You son of a bitch.
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That's a cheap shot, Samantha,
you're better than that.
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Uh, Sam, some guy is dropping
off a giant box outside.
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Oh, I know what that is.
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Isaac, your wedding present
has finally arrived.
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It was on back order.
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Oh, that's very kind.
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But I don't need some reminder
of my broken nuptials.
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A dinosaur bed? Oh, goodie!
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This is for children.
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It literally says "for
ages five and up."
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Yes, "and up." I'm "and up."
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The point is, it can
be enjoyed by all ages.
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Oh!
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There's a button
that makes it roar.
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Incredible.
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So, Margaret, have you been
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on Baker Street since
they repaved it?
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No.
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Oh.
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This more awkward than
first dinner with wife
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after I throw her
father off cliff.
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You threw your wife's
father off a cliff?
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He become burden to society.
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Almost 34 years old.
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Well, that makes sense.
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Well, they did a
great job.
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It's so... flat.
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Yes.
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Double down on the
road discussion.
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Great instincts.
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"Two
adults required."
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Yeah, right. I'm crushing this.
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When do you think
he's gonna realize
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that he used the wrong
screws six steps ago?
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Probably when he runs
out of the long ones,
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which should happen in
about... three steps.
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I can't wait.
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Ah.
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So the rumors are true.
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Nigel.
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Yes, the bed was meant to be
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a wedding gift from
Jay and Samantha,
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but I take it you somehow
heard that already.
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It is quite striking.
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But shouldn't it be set
up in a neutral location
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where we can take turns with it?
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As it is a gift...
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for both of us?
Surely you jest.
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You are not even a
lover of dinosaurs.
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Hmm, perhaps I've
changed my mind.
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You of all people should know
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that sometimes a person
can just change their mind.
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It's already
set up here.
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Asking Jay to disassemble
it would be quite cruel.
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I'm pretty sure he's gonna
have to take this apart anyway.
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- He skipped a whole
step. - Nigel.
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You're being ridiculous.
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I love dinosaurs,
I'm taking the bed.
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End of discussion.
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I suppose I should
expect nothing less...
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from a Yankee!
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Wait a minute, are these
screws two different sizes?
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There's a step 4B?
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"See the addendum online"?
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I really like food.
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- Do you like food?
- I mean,
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Man.
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Margaret is giving her nothing.
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I hate to defend a Farnsby,
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but our girl's not bringing
much to the table either.
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This is collective failure.
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- Like Danish society.
- Wait a minute.
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Sam, I think I
saw this same book
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over at the Farnsby house.
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Maybe Margaret's read it, too.
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I also really like
to read.
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I recently read this
book for instance.
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Oh, The Unwatered Chrysanthemum?
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What a coincidence!
I also just read it.
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Boom. Common ground. I have
a passion for gardening
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and I thought that
the author did
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an incredible job
capturing the-the drama
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of the dying flower.
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I agree. And what a
powerful metaphor.
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Yeah.
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H-How do you mean?
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Well, it wasn't just about
a dying flower, right?
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The chrysanthemum was
meant to represent
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a woman in a stagnant marriage,
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whose husband, aka the gardener,
has been neglecting her
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for so long,
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that she just withered away.
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Okay...
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that stirred
something in Margaret.
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It's funny because...
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Henry used to be so romantic.
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But lately, I feel...
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- taken for granted.
- Oh, dear.
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- This has taken a turn.
- You know,
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it might actually just be
about a flower.
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What about TV?
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Oh, have you seen Ted Lasso?
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No, you've opened my eyes.
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Thank you for the
wine, Samantha.
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I, uh, I have to go
do some thinking.
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Okay, well, maybe you
could still talk to Henry
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about that construction stuff?
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Oh, I'll be talking
to him, all right.
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Sorry, when I said charm her,
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I guess I should
have made it clear
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I didn't mean "blow
up her marriage."
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No, that's not...
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They're gonna be fine.
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Mr. Farnsby.
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I'm checking in.
Margaret kicked me out.
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My world is
shattered.
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Oh, no. HETTY: And this...
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is why women should
never read books.
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You seem like a nice couple.
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She seems like she
really loves you.
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I'm a lucky man.
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Well, it can all change...
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just like that.
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This not bode well for these two
choosing this as wedding venue.
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Thor understand stakes.
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I was happy and in love
once. Now look at me.
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She ripped
my heart out.
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He's not gonna be thrilled
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when he finds out
this is Sam's fault.
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If they had just done cocaine,
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the book would have been
but one of the topics
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they briefly alighted
on in their mania.
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Hi, I have an Amazon Prime
package for Woodstone B&B.
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You can leave it there.
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I couldn't help but
notice your ring.
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Are you married?
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- Oh, boy. Here we
go. - Yeah.
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- It'll be a year next
week. - Well, then.
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I have one thing to say
to you: my condolences.
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I don't understand. What
happened at wine night?
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Did Margaret say something
to you about this?
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Well, there was sort
of a misunderstanding.
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Pete brought up a book.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, don't
throw me under the bus.
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And I simply pointed
out how that book,
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The Unwatered Chrysanthemum,
was actually a metaphor
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for a stagnant
marriage in turmoil.
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Oh, my God.
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It is getting bleak out there.
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Farnsby's just trying to talk
everybody out of marriage.
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While sob-singing "Love
is a Battlefield."
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โช We are young โช
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No. You're not.
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Would have been thrown
off cliff many moons ago.
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โช Heartache to
heartache, we stand โช
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Hey, Henry. That
sounds great, buddy.
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Oh, thank you, Jay.
You know, the acoustics
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are really good upstairs,
in-in your room.
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I understand.
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I don't mean to darken
the public spaces
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of your already
floundering business
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with my sad songs, but...
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I just don't want to
be alone right now.
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You won't be alone.
Jay will jam with you.
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Really?
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Yes. I love jamming.
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I love it.
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How do we feel about
Jay and Sam's marriage?
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I think they're solid.
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If not, you know, that'll
be something to watch, too.
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Oh, I bet this is
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what Steven Spielberg sleeps in.
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Are you loving it?
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I do like pretending
to be the tongue.
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And I enjoyed the
psychotic break
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Jay experienced on
his third assembly.
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But now that he's made my
bed, and I'm lying in it...
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I don't know.
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You know, when I was nine,
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we had a Passover
seder at my house.
259
00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:14,154
And even though you
are not supposed
260
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to search for the afikomen
until after the meal,
261
00:09:15,589 --> 00:09:16,857
I kept taking bathroom breaks
262
00:09:16,957 --> 00:09:18,291
until I found it.
263
00:09:18,391 --> 00:09:20,236
The afikomen is the matzo
they hide during the seder.
264
00:09:20,260 --> 00:09:21,729
I have been here way too long.
265
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,797
Anyway, the
second the meal was over,
266
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,465
I went straight to
where it was hidden,
267
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,168
and I won five dollars.
268
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:30,971
But then I saw my hot
cousin Rachel crying.
269
00:09:31,104 --> 00:09:32,572
And that didn't feel good.
270
00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:34,074
Because the person you were both
271
00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,541
attracted to and
related to was sad?
272
00:09:35,643 --> 00:09:36,777
I was nine.
273
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:38,679
It was innocent.
274
00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:41,081
But my point is
that when it comes
275
00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:43,717
at the expense of someone
that you care about,
276
00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:46,353
sometimes a win
feels like a loss.
277
00:09:46,486 --> 00:09:48,989
Maybe you're right.
278
00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,891
I've put Nigel through so much.
279
00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:53,293
Giving him this bed is
the least I could do.
280
00:09:54,027 --> 00:09:56,129
I'll tell Sam to tell
Jay to disassemble it.
281
00:09:56,229 --> 00:09:58,465
And then reassemble
it again in the shed.
282
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,701
And I'm gonna go see
if hot cousin Rachel's
283
00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:01,902
on Instagram. Ew.
284
00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:03,336
I'm dead!
285
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:05,105
It's still innocent.
286
00:10:11,945 --> 00:10:14,281
Why are we clapping?
Who is this for?
287
00:10:14,381 --> 00:10:16,116
Just seem like nice thing to do.
288
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,851
This was just
what I needed, Jay.
289
00:10:17,985 --> 00:10:19,152
I don't know what happened.
290
00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:21,421
I was just sitting
there, doing my jumble,
291
00:10:21,521 --> 00:10:23,432
and the next thing I know,
Margaret is telling me
292
00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,325
she's no longer
happy in our marriage
293
00:10:25,425 --> 00:10:26,727
and I need to get out.
294
00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:29,362
Have you tried apologizing?
295
00:10:29,496 --> 00:10:31,398
I don't even know what I did.
296
00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:34,367
Henry, bro, one married guy
to another, it doesn't matter.
297
00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:35,903
Just say you're
sorry and ask them
298
00:10:36,003 --> 00:10:37,480
if they've done something
new with their hair.
299
00:10:37,504 --> 00:10:39,740
He knows we watch and tell
Sam this stuff, right?
300
00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:41,008
Oh, I hope you're right
301
00:10:41,108 --> 00:10:43,343
because that woman is
the light of my life.
302
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:44,544
Aw.
303
00:10:44,644 --> 00:10:45,889
Thank you for
being there for me, Jay.
304
00:10:45,913 --> 00:10:47,214
Now, if you'll excuse me,
305
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,116
I need to use your restroom.
306
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,019
โช We are young. โช
307
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,320
He
ain't that young.
308
00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:55,856
I was already in
that area, Alberta.
309
00:10:55,923 --> 00:10:58,158
We got a little problem,
Jay. The guys installed
310
00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,635
three-quarter-inch pipe
instead of one-inch,
311
00:10:59,659 --> 00:11:01,194
but we already
sealed up the wall.
312
00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:04,431
Honestly, it'll get the
job done, but if the county
313
00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:05,733
ever heard about this... Shh!
314
00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,801
That doesn't sound
like a little problem.
315
00:11:07,901 --> 00:11:09,202
Bionic hearing.
316
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,204
Oh, no, Henry's got the goods.
317
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:13,006
- Henry, I can explain.
- Jay, quick,
318
00:11:13,106 --> 00:11:15,442
you got a cement mixer and
a lake, story writes itself.
319
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,344
Okay, I know it looks bad...
320
00:11:17,410 --> 00:11:18,654
Let me stop you
right there, Jay.
321
00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,313
Would this have been
a piece of intel
322
00:11:20,413 --> 00:11:22,215
that "yesterday
me" would've used
323
00:11:22,282 --> 00:11:25,218
to crush your upstart
venture? Absolutely.
324
00:11:25,285 --> 00:11:27,254
But now,
325
00:11:27,354 --> 00:11:29,122
we are jam bros.
326
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:31,124
So you're not gonna report me?
327
00:11:31,258 --> 00:11:33,426
The only thing I'm
going to report is us
328
00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:35,195
to Rolling Stone magazine
329
00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:37,630
as this year's best new band,
330
00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:39,599
Farnsby and the Dudes.
331
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:42,269
Did you say "dudes"?
That's right.
332
00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:45,338
Just grab a shaker, Mark.
333
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,210
Knock, knock. Isaac,
334
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,478
what are you doing here?
335
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,246
Oh, nothing. I
merely wanted to see
336
00:11:53,346 --> 00:11:55,148
how you're enjoying
the dinosaur bed.
337
00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,150
Alas, I actually gave the bed
338
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,352
to Baxter and Carol
as a wedding gift.
339
00:11:59,452 --> 00:12:00,687
Much appreciated.
340
00:12:00,788 --> 00:12:02,622
Still waiting for Jenkins' gift.
341
00:12:02,756 --> 00:12:04,958
I did not support the
marriage, and I still do not.
342
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:07,761
I'm sorry, you regifted it?
343
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,230
Yes. I thought
they deserved it,
344
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,132
seeing as how Baxter
and Carol had the guts
345
00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,967
to follow through
on their nuptials.
346
00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:15,368
Oh, so that's what
this is about.
347
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,771
You wanted the bed to
spite me, for revenge.
348
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,941
Yes. It's a stupid bed.
It's not even accurate.
349
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:22,642
The tyrannosaurus had 60 teeth,
350
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,245
whereas this freak has but 32.
351
00:12:25,345 --> 00:12:27,480
And look at the nostrils,
far too close to the eyes.
352
00:12:27,614 --> 00:12:30,217
I thought this bed was made
for children, not by them.
353
00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:31,651
Wait.
354
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,687
Those were two oddly
astute observations
355
00:12:34,788 --> 00:12:36,123
about the anatomy of a dinosaur.
356
00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,600
I didn't think you knew
anything of the subject,
357
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:38,892
or cared for it.
358
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,327
I didn't,
359
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,863
but I was meant to marry
man obsessed with dinosaurs.
360
00:12:43,797 --> 00:12:45,833
I studied them to be able
to talk with my husband
361
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,334
about his favorite subject.
362
00:12:48,401 --> 00:12:50,570
It was going to be
your wedding present.
363
00:12:50,670 --> 00:12:53,006
Oh, I had no idea.
364
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:56,276
Never mind. It's
all in the past now.
365
00:12:58,278 --> 00:13:01,581
I think I shall excuse
myself for a walk.
366
00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,184
Nigel.
367
00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:07,054
You know who else's nostrils
are too close to their eyes?
368
00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,489
Shh, stop it. She's my wife.
369
00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:11,591
He's not around,
is he, Samantha?
370
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:13,861
Henry? Uh, no, he's upstairs.
371
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,296
Good, because I don't want
to see his stupid face.
372
00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:18,565
Will you see to it that
he gets these belongings?
373
00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:20,901
Because I can't even bear
having them in my house.
374
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,335
Pair of fuzzy handcuffs.
375
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:24,213
Yeah, I could see how
that would be sentimental.
376
00:13:24,237 --> 00:13:27,307
Margaret, have you
come to take me back?
377
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,376
No, Henry, I've just brought
a few of your things.
378
00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,677
I have nothing to say to you.
379
00:13:30,777 --> 00:13:32,579
This guy wear more
leather than Thor.
380
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:34,581
Well, I have
something to say to you,
381
00:13:34,714 --> 00:13:36,984
my love. I'm sorry.
382
00:13:37,050 --> 00:13:38,785
For what?
383
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,696
For anything I might have done.
384
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,055
Unreal.
385
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,435
You don't even
know what you did,
386
00:13:43,523 --> 00:13:44,667
and you did something
very hurtful,
387
00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,326
and I might've let it slide,
388
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:49,562
but Samantha opened my
eyes the other night.
389
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,232
So this is your fault.
390
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,268
No, I was just
making conversation.
391
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:56,536
Pete brought up the book.
392
00:13:56,636 --> 00:13:58,705
She was drowning. I
threw her a lifeline.
393
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,640
Don't blame her. She's
just the messenger.
394
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:04,211
You're the gardener
who failed to water me.
395
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,612
Goodbye, Henry.
396
00:14:05,745 --> 00:14:07,981
Ugh, now that is an exit line.
397
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,449
Good for you, girl.
398
00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,918
Margaret, no,
please.
399
00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:12,261
Are you doing
something different
400
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:13,405
with your hair?
401
00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:15,255
Thor think we past that, Henry.
402
00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:18,892
You. You will pay for this.
403
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,528
Whoa, come on... jam bros.
404
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,063
No, don't "jam bro" me.
405
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:27,000
Your wife destroyed my
life. You are now a jam foe.
406
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,468
Okay, that's not bad,
407
00:14:28,601 --> 00:14:30,938
and in this kind of emotional
state, very impressive.
408
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:32,305
I was just explaining a book.
409
00:14:32,405 --> 00:14:33,706
Tomorrow morning,
410
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,575
when the permit office
opens at 7:00 a.m.,
411
00:14:35,642 --> 00:14:37,010
I will be first in line
412
00:14:37,110 --> 00:14:39,913
to tell them about your
narrow pipe infraction!
413
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,582
Your restaurant is
about to be shut down!
414
00:14:42,649 --> 00:14:45,085
Say goodbye to that dream.
415
00:14:45,152 --> 00:14:46,653
Oh.
416
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,222
Uh, could I get a 6:30
wake-up call, please?
417
00:14:49,322 --> 00:14:52,125
Thank you very
much. Good night.
418
00:14:57,297 --> 00:14:59,466
This is bad. This is very
bad. I mean, if he goes
419
00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,843
to the permit office
tomorrow morning,
420
00:15:00,867 --> 00:15:02,302
they're gonna shut
down our build
421
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,080
and make us rip open all
the walls again. Well,
422
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,006
when would we be able to
open? In a world where
423
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:09,042
we could even afford the
repairs... who knows?
424
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,586
I'm just saying, the man's
already in the building,
425
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:11,787
you don't even
need to snatch him.
426
00:15:11,811 --> 00:15:13,213
She revisiting
427
00:15:13,313 --> 00:15:15,015
earlier "murder Farnsby" pitch.
428
00:15:15,148 --> 00:15:17,184
Is most fun idea
currently on table.
429
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:19,319
Here's a thought.
Obviously, you can't fix
430
00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:20,853
the pipes before
tomorrow morning,
431
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,690
but maybe you can fix the
Farnsbys' relationship.
432
00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:25,392
Sass is saying we
should try to get
433
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,602
Henry and Margaret
back together.
434
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,727
Well, that's true.
435
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,267
He was gonna let
the pipe thing slide
436
00:15:29,362 --> 00:15:30,706
before he found out that
you ruined their marriage.
437
00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,799
That was Pete's fault.
I pointed to a book.
438
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,367
Lady
Farnsby did mention
439
00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:36,103
there was one specific thing
440
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,038
- that she most angry
about. - Yes.
441
00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:40,207
So we just need to
find out what Henry did
442
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,976
so that he can make up for it.
I guess I could talk to her.
443
00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:45,545
No, 'cause then she's gonna
know that we know and we just
444
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:46,889
passed the information
on to Henry.
445
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:47,913
She needs to think that
446
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:48,947
he remembered on his own.
447
00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:51,051
If I may... you have ghosts.
448
00:15:51,184 --> 00:15:52,719
This sounds
like a job for the old
449
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,087
property-leaving guy.
450
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:55,698
I can go over there and talk
to some of their ghosts.
451
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:59,392
No need. Thor yell. Nice
try, marriage ruiner.
452
00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:01,761
Bjorn!
453
00:16:01,861 --> 00:16:04,331
Have very important
question for you!
454
00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,566
Need to know why
455
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:10,237
lady Farnsby is
mad at man Farnsby!
456
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:14,341
She says is very
specific reason!
457
00:16:14,441 --> 00:16:16,276
I know the answer, Father!
458
00:16:16,376 --> 00:16:18,711
Man Farnsby forget anniversary!
459
00:16:18,811 --> 00:16:20,613
Have heard her discussing
460
00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:23,283
angrily on phone
with her sister!
461
00:16:23,383 --> 00:16:25,218
Jay, Thor's son is saying
462
00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:27,287
that Henry forgot their
wedding anniversary.
463
00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:28,755
Interesting.
464
00:16:28,855 --> 00:16:32,892
She also mad about people who
turn around in her driveway!
465
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,096
Mind if I take a seat?
466
00:16:36,963 --> 00:16:39,932
It's a free country,
thanks to you.
467
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:44,437
I find it quite touching
you made an effort
468
00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:46,439
to learn about my interests.
469
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,276
You are thoughtful and caring,
470
00:16:49,376 --> 00:16:52,112
whereas I am selfish
and inconsiderate.
471
00:16:52,245 --> 00:16:54,013
And, honestly...
472
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,449
I'm not sure I ever
really deserved you.
473
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,718
That's a common
sentiment in the shed.
474
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:00,787
I know I said it at the time,
475
00:17:00,887 --> 00:17:02,789
and it doesn't begin to make up
476
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:05,058
for the way I've
treated you, but...
477
00:17:05,157 --> 00:17:07,627
I am truly sorry.
478
00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:11,998
Thank you.
479
00:17:13,099 --> 00:17:15,635
I do think, in retrospect,
480
00:17:15,734 --> 00:17:18,238
we may have been
rushing into things,
481
00:17:18,338 --> 00:17:19,472
or at least you were.
482
00:17:19,571 --> 00:17:21,074
What do you mean?
483
00:17:21,141 --> 00:17:24,944
You haven't had a lot of
experience, whereas I...
484
00:17:25,011 --> 00:17:27,980
Let's just say my body
count is quite high,
485
00:17:28,080 --> 00:17:29,916
and I'm not talking
about the war.
486
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,051
Okay, moving right along.
487
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:34,954
Here's an idea. What do you
think about... I don't know...
488
00:17:35,021 --> 00:17:36,856
being friends?
489
00:17:37,690 --> 00:17:38,991
I'd like that.
490
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,661
Good. Oh.
491
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,696
I'm glad we had this
talk, Lieutenant.
492
00:17:43,830 --> 00:17:45,432
So,
493
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:47,572
what's been going on in the
house since I moved out?
494
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,836
Oh, um, well, the
Puritan moved out,
495
00:17:49,936 --> 00:17:51,604
and Sam is a convicted witch.
496
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:53,606
I tried something
new with my hair.
497
00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,975
Oh, did you, now? Yes,
everyone loved it.
498
00:17:56,042 --> 00:17:57,042
Oh.
499
00:17:58,745 --> 00:18:01,681
I confess I-I'm no
expert in manual labor,
500
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,384
but they don't appear to
be doing any actual work.
501
00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,586
They're laying a trap
for Henry Farnsby.
502
00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:10,657
What is that infernal racket?
503
00:18:10,723 --> 00:18:13,160
Why do you toil on
this doomed enterprise
504
00:18:13,226 --> 00:18:16,696
that I will be burying
under red tape come sunup?
505
00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,631
We toil, Henry,
to lure you here.
506
00:18:18,698 --> 00:18:20,066
Excuse me?
507
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,402
Sam, I got the merlot
and The Lovely Bones.
508
00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:24,537
Let's get into it... Henry.
509
00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,639
- What is he doing here?
- He's here
510
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:28,708
to surprise you
with your belated
511
00:18:28,841 --> 00:18:30,743
anniversary dinner.
512
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,213
What?
513
00:18:33,313 --> 00:18:34,547
Our anniversary
514
00:18:34,647 --> 00:18:37,384
is why I planned this
dinner, my darling.
515
00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,652
Oh, Henry, you
finally remembered.
516
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:42,088
Better late
than never. I have been
517
00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,090
a neglectful gardener,
518
00:18:44,224 --> 00:18:46,393
and for that, I am sorry.
519
00:18:46,493 --> 00:18:48,161
Can you believe it
was 20 years ago
520
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,996
that we celebrated
that magical event?
521
00:18:50,096 --> 00:18:52,499
Our first group thing.
522
00:18:52,599 --> 00:18:54,801
Excuse me? Oh,
that's what this is.
523
00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:56,879
This isn't their wedding
anniversary? I don't know, Jay,
524
00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:59,543
- but it seems to be working, just
go with it. - I remember it
525
00:18:59,606 --> 00:19:01,107
like it was yesterday.
526
00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:03,576
I looked in your eyes, then
you looked in Phil's eyes,
527
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,044
then Phil looked
in Brenda's eye...
528
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:06,813
Well, you remember
it, you were there.
529
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:09,015
Happy orgi-versary, my love.
530
00:19:09,081 --> 00:19:10,750
Happy orgi-versary.
531
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,785
Let me show you to your seats.
532
00:19:12,885 --> 00:19:16,889
I-I'll be right
there, dear. Uh... Uh,
533
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:19,426
about our little problem...
534
00:19:19,526 --> 00:19:22,695
I am happy to look
the other way.
535
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:24,931
Thank you, jam bro.
536
00:19:25,031 --> 00:19:26,699
You're welcome.
537
00:19:26,799 --> 00:19:28,235
Would you like to
join us? God, no.
538
00:19:28,335 --> 00:19:31,604
I mean... I
got to cook and stuff.
539
00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:33,273
Of course.
540
00:19:40,112 --> 00:19:41,514
Hey, babe. Just to ask... Hmm?
541
00:19:41,614 --> 00:19:44,150
Y-you think our marriage
is good, right? Like, um,
542
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,753
your chrysanthemum's
being watered?
543
00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,388
Of course, Jay.
544
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:51,758
It's just, if anything
ever was bothering you,
545
00:19:51,858 --> 00:19:53,893
I just want us to be able
to communicate about it.
546
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:57,196
Aw. You're the sweetest. Mm.
547
00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,399
You know...
548
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:01,968
now is not a bad time to
do a little gardening.
549
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:06,138
Okay, well, let me
just get my... sun hat.
550
00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:08,708
What? I don't know. I'm
not good with metaphors.
551
00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,977
Just shut up. Mm.
552
00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:12,479
Mm.
553
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,347
It's a dinosaur lamp.
Can you believe it?
554
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,015
And it arrived so quickly.
555
00:20:16,115 --> 00:20:17,884
Samantha ordered it
for me on Amazon Prime
556
00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:20,687
since I heroically surrendered
the dinosaur bed. Isaac
557
00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,989
very good at surrendering.
It changes color
558
00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:24,129
when you press the button.
559
00:20:24,190 --> 00:20:26,225
It's very neat.
You have to see it.
560
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:28,728
But we can't press button.
561
00:20:28,861 --> 00:20:30,830
Oh, not a problem. Sam!
562
00:20:30,930 --> 00:20:32,932
Sam, I need you!
563
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:35,635
Sam! Sam!
564
00:20:35,702 --> 00:20:37,370
- What's happening?
- The button!
565
00:20:37,504 --> 00:20:39,906
This gift was a big mistake.
566
00:20:40,006 --> 00:20:42,208
Sam...!
567
00:20:46,879 --> 00:20:49,916
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568
00:20:49,982 --> 00:20:52,619
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569
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:56,188
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