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Incredible.
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Last night he dreamed
about making eggs.
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And now he's making eggs.
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I hang out with Jay
in his dreams sometimes.
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And I flew to Geneva last week.
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We all have our powers.
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Oh, gosh.
Didn't see you there, Hetty.
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Sorry.
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Jay, guess what.
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Somebody wants to rent out
the ballroom, and this time
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it's not people
who want to shoot a porno.
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I still think you should
have let that play out.
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The script was good.
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That's incredible.
Who wants to rent it out?
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The Hudson Valley Players.
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They're the premier
community theater organization
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in all of Ulster County.
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Recently nominated for a Toby.
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You mean a Tony?
Oh, similar,
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but these are just
for the Hudson Valley,
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and the winners are chosen
by a guy named Toby.
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Sounds prestigious.
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Anyway, they needed a venue
for their fall musical,
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and all of the good ones
were taken, so they chose us.
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They're doing Cole Porter's
Anything Goes.
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Oh, I knew Cole.
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Had a big thing for me.
Practically obsessed.
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Wasn't he, like, famously gay?
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You couldn't just
let me have that, Trev?
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Wait, Sam, wasn't
Anything Goes the musical
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you were almost in
in high school?
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Some people say listening
is my real ghost power.
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I was tech crew.
Should have been the lead,
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but, you know, politics.
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Oh, yeah, you got robbed, babe.
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Okay, that felt obligatory.
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And I heard the lighting
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was the best part of the show
that year.
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Ugh. So patronizing.
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This is getting sad.
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Is that your contractor?
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Yeah. He's one
of the Hudson Valley Players.
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People are still buzzing
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about his performance
in Rent last year.
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There's Toby talk.
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Oh, this takes me back.
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I miss being
around show business.
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Or, you know, whatever this is.
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Hey, Mark. Looking good.
Uh, listen, when you're done,
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I think there's an issue
with the walk-in freezer.
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Jay, if I could just stop you.
When I'm in this space,
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I'm not your contractor.
I'm an artist.
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Yeah. For sure.
It's just that the restaurant
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opens in a few weeks...
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Shh.
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This is a sacred space.
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Okay.
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Are you guys
seeing that talent?
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Wouldn't mind if a stage light
fell on her, am I right?
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Who is she?
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♪ If you were here. ♪
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Oh, yeah. In the cult,
she would have been
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a top five wife for Bruce,
for sure.
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Which means she would have
gotten carrots with dinner.
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Carrots should be for everybody.
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Oh, Pete.
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Bruce warned us
about people like you.
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Wow. This is a
pretty nice spread.
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You think this is impressive?
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This is nothing compared
to what we had
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on the set of L&O.
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Law and Order.
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You were on Law and Order?
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Not in the final cut, but...
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yeah, I was there.
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They called it craft services.
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And it offered every culinary
creation under the sun.
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Hot foods,
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cold foods,
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gum.
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Oh, uh, this is my husband Jay.
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Jay, this is Scott Morgan.
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Two-time Toby-nominated
director.
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And assistant sales manager
at Davenport Chevrolet.
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Oh, I'm not really
in the market.
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That's what everyone says
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until they feel the smooth
ride of the new Malibu.
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I'm so sorry, Scott.
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I have something
you need to see.
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Hamilton used to wear
a lot of scarves.
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Turns out he was covering up
adulterous hickeys.
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That man frequented whores.
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My friends.
Attention, please.
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It is with a heavy heart
I must inform you
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that our beloved leading lady
Brenda Hanover
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is no longer with us.
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She was unable to secure
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time off from her job at Lowe's
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and is stepping down
from her role as Reno Sweeney.
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He did not need to deliver
that information like that.
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That is how you
milk a moment.
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I could take the part.
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Ooh, immediately
trying to take advantage
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of someone else's misfortune.
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I like her.
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Thank you, Marisa.
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But it will be
an open competition.
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We shall hold auditions
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for the role
of Reno Sweeney Monday. Jay.
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Huh?
I need to print
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a sign-up sheet. Please,
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take me to the
business center.
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I... got a laptop
in the kitchen.
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Then to the kitchen.
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So, tell me, what are you
currently driving?
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Sam, isn't Reno Sweeney the role
you wanted in high school?
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You should audition.
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Me? No. This isn't
some rinky-dink production.
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This is
the Hudson Valley Players.
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They performed at the mall.
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Come on, Sam.
Do you know what I would give
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for just one more minute
back in the spotlight?
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This is your dream.
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How are you just gonna stand
there and let it pass you by?
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Look, I appreciate the support,
but I'm really not interested.
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But, Sam...
I said no.
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Okay? Just leave it alone.
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I'm just saying, bring
that drama to the stage.
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Mm.
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And now, this year's winner
of the James Beard Award
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for Best New Chef, Northeast...
Stop.
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Jay Arondeker!
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Here you go, Chef.
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I just want to thank everyone
who believed in me.
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And to my mom, Champa--
I owe everything to you.
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Aw.
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Seriously?
Walk-off music?
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This is my dream.
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Right this way, Mr. Arondekar.
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Hold up.
Isn't that the lady
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from the community
theater group?
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Interesting, Jay.
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She just popped into my head.
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You can't control a pop.
People pop!
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Hey, I'm Marisa.
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Oh, uh... hi.
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Sasappis.
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You look good in a tux.
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What is happening?
You heard the music.
Walk off, son.
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Unless you want me to tell Sam
that you didn't thank her.
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This is so lame.
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Again, my dream.
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Your hair is amazing.
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Never once used conditioner.
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Yeah.
'Cause I died 500 years ago.
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You're funny.
Oh.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Sam, what happened yesterday
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with you storming off
like that?
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I just didn't want to audition.
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That's all.
I have a lot going on right now.
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Yeah, it's true.
There was that guest last month.
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And there's the weekly sorting
of the mail on Wednesdays.
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And I'm trying
to support you, Sam,
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but you have the calendar
of a retiree.
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You know this role and
you're dying to play it.
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Hell, you would've played it
in high school
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if it wasn't for politics.
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Well, that's
not completely true.
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I will be singing the song
"I Get A Kick Out of You."
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My pants!
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So it wasn't politics.
I mean,
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some of the puke splashed on
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the student council president.
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So that was sort of political.
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I once vomited
in James Madison's carriage.
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In fairness, we were
traversing a bumpy road
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and I had just had
a pheasant pie.
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It was humiliating.
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After that, I moved
to tech crew and...
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I've been terrified
to get on stage ever since.
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Oh, Sam. you can't let
one bad performance
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get in the way of your dreams.
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Girl, I fell into the music
pit once at the Red Cat.
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Got my head stuck in a tuba.
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But was I back on stage
the next day?
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Damn right I was.
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Nursing a concussion
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and drowning
in bathtub gin.
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They said I gave
one hell of a show,
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but I don't really remember.
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But what if I audition
and things go
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just as badly
as they did the last time?
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You just need confidence.
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And confidence is all about
feeling prepared.
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Let me take you under my wing.
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Alberta Haynes knows just
how to get you there.
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You'd really do that for me?
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I mean, I'm
pretty busy, but
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I think I can
make some time.
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Okay, what the heck?
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Thanks, Alberta.
You're a good friend.
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Hey. We're gonna
have a lot of fun.
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W-What time is it?
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It's time to get your ass
out of bed.
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Your training starts now.
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But it's 4:00 a.m.
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That'll be ten more laps.
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There's gonna be laps?
Hey.
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Can you keep it down?
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I'm trying to enter
your husband's dreams.
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Sorry.
Thank you.
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We all have to live here.
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Hey, can I ask you
guys for advice?
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Absolutely. Stay away
from the brown acid.
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Thank you. But, uh,
it's more dating-related.
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Okay.
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Don't date any members
of Fleetwood Mac.
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Sass. What's going on?
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Who are you dating?
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Well, you actually know her.
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Remember that hot
stretching lady
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from the theater troupe, Marisa?
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Wait, did a light
actually fall on her?
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Was there any damage
to the punim?
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She's not dead. Okay,
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this is gonna sound
a little nuts,
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but we hung out in Jay's dream.
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So you're dating someone in
another person's subconscious?
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I don't think
I've even gone there.
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Yeah, this is a
little unorthodox.
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Well, hey, he... the guy's
got limited options.
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We're ghosts, we can't even
leave the property.
Well...
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Pete, no.
There's only one problem.
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So, I went into Jay's dream
last night to see her again,
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but she wasn't there.
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It was just Jay
trapped in a walk-in freezer
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with the '86 Mets.
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Oh, well, that makes sense,
'cause he was talking to Mark
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about the freezer
and then he watched
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that baseball
documentary before bed.
Yes.
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You just need to get him
to think about Marisa
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before he goes to sleep.
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Yeah, just tell Sam
to ask her husband
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to think about that hot,
bendy lady right before bed.
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I might not
use those exact words.
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Probably a good strategy.
Eh.
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Sam, this is gonna be
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the hardest day of your life.
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I'm here to break you down
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and build you back up again.
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And why are they here?
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We're bored.
And we believe in you and stuff.
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So, what exactly
does this entail?
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I'm gonna train your mind,
your body and your soul.
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00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,970
There will be moments
when you won't want to go on,
260
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,300
but go on you will.
261
00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:05,930
By the time
I'm through with you,
262
00:10:06,030 --> 00:10:09,770
you'll be so prepared,
you won't know how to fail.
263
00:10:09,910 --> 00:10:11,310
Get her, Berty.
264
00:10:11,410 --> 00:10:13,180
I mean, let's go, Sam!
265
00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:17,250
Dancers need perfect posture.
266
00:10:19,850 --> 00:10:21,780
Again.
267
00:10:21,920 --> 00:10:26,290
And any actor worth her salt
can cry on cue.
268
00:10:26,420 --> 00:10:28,460
Mm...
I don't see any tears.
269
00:10:28,590 --> 00:10:29,960
Mm, this might help.
270
00:10:30,090 --> 00:10:32,730
Your mother's dead and
your business is a failure!
271
00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:35,460
Still no tears.
It was a good thought.
272
00:10:35,560 --> 00:10:36,360
Yeah.
273
00:10:36,460 --> 00:10:38,770
♪ La, la, la, la ♪
274
00:10:38,770 --> 00:10:40,230
♪ La, la, la, la... ♪
275
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,740
Singing is about endurance
and breath control!
276
00:10:43,840 --> 00:10:45,070
Let's expand
those lungs!
277
00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:46,840
Can I have a water?
Of course
you can,
278
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,510
in 80 more laps.
Ugh!
279
00:10:48,610 --> 00:10:51,180
Ooh, gave her a little hope
and then snatched it away.
280
00:10:51,280 --> 00:10:52,150
Well done.
281
00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:56,620
How's it going
with Alberta, babe?
282
00:10:56,620 --> 00:10:59,590
Well, I cried twice, but
not when I was supposed to.
283
00:10:59,690 --> 00:11:02,260
Sam, I need you to get Jay
to dream about that Marisa girl
284
00:11:02,260 --> 00:11:03,960
from the community theater
group again tonight.
285
00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:06,930
Jay, did you have a dream
about that girl Marisa?
286
00:11:07,030 --> 00:11:10,130
You can't control
a pop-in, okay?
287
00:11:10,130 --> 00:11:12,270
Damn it, Sass.
288
00:11:12,370 --> 00:11:13,600
Okay, a couple nights ago,
289
00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,200
I was hanging out
in Jay's dream,
290
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:16,570
and Marisa popped in.
291
00:11:16,670 --> 00:11:17,840
It was very innocent
on Jay's part,
292
00:11:17,940 --> 00:11:19,780
but Marisa and I--
293
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:21,710
uh, we kind of hit it off.
294
00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:23,810
Aw. Weird,
but aw.
295
00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:24,710
The problem is--
296
00:11:24,850 --> 00:11:25,910
and you'll like this--
297
00:11:26,010 --> 00:11:26,980
Jay hasn't dreamed
about her since,
298
00:11:26,980 --> 00:11:28,820
but I need him to
299
00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:30,650
if I'm gonna hang out
with her again.
300
00:11:30,650 --> 00:11:32,520
Larry Bird popped in last week.
301
00:11:32,650 --> 00:11:33,920
Don't have a thing for him.
302
00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:36,190
Okay. So, what's the
action item here, Sass?
303
00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:38,860
Okay, I need you
to encourage Jay
304
00:11:38,990 --> 00:11:40,600
to think about Marisa
before he goes to sleep.
305
00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,530
Obviously, that doesn't
guarantee an appearance,
306
00:11:42,630 --> 00:11:44,330
but it's worth a shot.
307
00:11:44,430 --> 00:11:47,700
Okay. Jay, before you
go to bed tonight,
308
00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:49,640
I want you to think
about Marisa,
309
00:11:49,640 --> 00:11:52,610
so Sass can hang out
with her again.
310
00:11:52,710 --> 00:11:54,640
We're in weird territory here.
311
00:11:54,740 --> 00:11:55,810
Yeah.
312
00:11:55,910 --> 00:11:57,850
Let's get back to it, Sam!
313
00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,450
We got 24 hours
till our big audition.
314
00:12:00,550 --> 00:12:02,850
Alberta, I don't know
if this is going so well.
315
00:12:02,850 --> 00:12:05,820
Sam, as bad as you're
feeling right now,
316
00:12:05,820 --> 00:12:07,390
and as much as you're hurting,
317
00:12:07,490 --> 00:12:09,160
it'll all be worth it
when you're up on that stage.
318
00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:12,230
There's nothing in the world
like that feeling.
319
00:12:12,330 --> 00:12:13,460
We can get there, Sam,
320
00:12:13,560 --> 00:12:15,560
but I need you to believe
in yourself,
321
00:12:15,700 --> 00:12:17,570
because I believe in you.
Sam,
322
00:12:17,700 --> 00:12:19,370
where are all our plates?
323
00:12:22,070 --> 00:12:24,270
Go, Sam!
324
00:12:24,410 --> 00:12:25,670
Yes, girl!
325
00:12:25,770 --> 00:12:27,410
♪ Around ♪
326
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,340
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down... ♪
327
00:12:29,340 --> 00:12:30,950
That's it.
You're doing it.
328
00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,380
♪ Around ♪
329
00:12:32,380 --> 00:12:34,550
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down ♪
330
00:12:34,550 --> 00:12:37,250
♪ You're the best around... ♪
331
00:12:39,450 --> 00:12:40,790
She climbed three stairs.
332
00:12:40,920 --> 00:12:43,230
And she's celebrating
like she's Ben Franklin
333
00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:45,090
after he climbed three stairs.
334
00:12:45,230 --> 00:12:46,690
He was portly.
335
00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:51,070
♪ Nothing's gonna ever
keep you down. ♪
336
00:12:51,170 --> 00:12:52,970
Alberta's been so amazing, Jay.
337
00:12:53,070 --> 00:12:54,770
I actually think
I could get this part.
338
00:12:54,870 --> 00:12:56,070
Wouldn't that be incredible?
339
00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:58,110
Huh? Oh, yeah.
That'd be awesome, babe.
340
00:12:58,210 --> 00:12:59,610
Okay, I know I asked you
341
00:12:59,710 --> 00:13:01,580
to look at
Marisa's Instagram,
342
00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:03,240
but spring break
2018?
343
00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:04,550
It's for Sass.
344
00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:05,780
Why are you all zoomed in?
345
00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:07,420
Well, I-I wanted to avoid
346
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,790
any of her sorority sisters
popping in.
347
00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:12,450
For Sass.
348
00:13:12,590 --> 00:13:14,320
Guys,
349
00:13:14,460 --> 00:13:15,490
we have a big problem.
350
00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:16,890
I just came from
the ballroom,
351
00:13:16,990 --> 00:13:18,660
I saw Marisa warming up.
352
00:13:18,760 --> 00:13:20,730
Sam's competition for that role.
Ooh-wee!
353
00:13:20,730 --> 00:13:22,160
She got a voice of an angel.
354
00:13:22,300 --> 00:13:25,230
Well, I guess Sam will
just have to give it her best.
355
00:13:25,230 --> 00:13:26,800
That's all you can do.
356
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:29,440
No, it's not all we can do,
you peace-loving freak.
357
00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:33,010
We've come too far
and we're too close.
358
00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:35,310
I ain't gonna let
this part get away.
359
00:13:35,440 --> 00:13:38,810
It's time for Berty
to play dirty.
360
00:13:38,950 --> 00:13:41,080
Guess who saw
his dream girl last night?
361
00:13:41,080 --> 00:13:44,050
All right!
Awesome, man.
Give us some deets.
362
00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:45,750
Aw, we just hung out and talked.
363
00:13:45,850 --> 00:13:47,320
She's got a lot
of fun interests.
364
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:49,120
Very into superheroes.
Huh.
365
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,290
That's unexpected.
Yeah.
366
00:13:50,290 --> 00:13:51,990
And big Star Wars girl, too.
367
00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:54,330
And sneakers.
She loves sneakers.
368
00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:55,500
And the New York Knicks.
369
00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,700
Oh, boy.
What?
370
00:13:57,800 --> 00:14:00,640
Is her favorite restaurant Sonic
and does she love D&D?
371
00:14:00,740 --> 00:14:02,340
Yes on both counts.
372
00:14:03,410 --> 00:14:05,540
Those are all
Jay's interests.
373
00:14:05,670 --> 00:14:07,510
You're not dating Marisa, Sass.
374
00:14:07,610 --> 00:14:09,180
You're dating Jay.
375
00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,510
No, no, no.
376
00:14:11,650 --> 00:14:13,280
It does make a lot of sense.
I mean, she exists
377
00:14:13,280 --> 00:14:14,880
entirely in Jay's subconscious.
378
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:17,250
Okay, you guys are just jealous
because I found someone.
379
00:14:17,350 --> 00:14:19,390
If anything, I'm jealous
that you're dating Jay.
380
00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:20,820
D-Did he mention me?
I mean, did...
381
00:14:20,820 --> 00:14:22,020
Sorry, did she mention me?
382
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,790
I'm not dating Jay, okay?
383
00:14:23,790 --> 00:14:26,830
Marisa is her own person
who has her own cool interests.
384
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:30,170
How many times did she reference
The Shawshank Redemption?
385
00:14:31,300 --> 00:14:33,070
Oh, my God, I'm dating Jay.
386
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,970
Red leather, yellow leather,
lavender leather.
387
00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:38,210
Red leather, yellow
leather, lavender leather.
388
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:40,640
What animal makes
lavender leather, I wonder?
389
00:14:40,740 --> 00:14:43,410
Hm. Hippopotamus dries
to a purplish hue.
390
00:14:43,510 --> 00:14:44,780
We had an ottoman.
391
00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:46,880
Oh, a "hippopottoman."
That's fun.
392
00:14:46,980 --> 00:14:49,520
Ten minutes, Samantha.
I'll see you in the ballroom.
393
00:14:49,620 --> 00:14:53,260
You have one chance to wow
me and one chance only,
394
00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:55,320
because I have
Chevrolets to sell.
395
00:14:55,420 --> 00:14:58,060
You're gonna get that promotion.
I need less from you, Jeff.
396
00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,030
Great note.
397
00:15:00,030 --> 00:15:02,430
How you feeling, Sam?
Like a star?
398
00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:03,860
I'm ready.
399
00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,500
I know my tap routine,
my song. I got this.
400
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,740
Awesome. Now, Alberta,
when do I walk through Marisa?
401
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,170
What?
402
00:15:10,270 --> 00:15:11,910
Oh, Alberta told me
to walk through your competition
403
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:14,380
so she'd get super high
and mess up.
404
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,780
There goes our girl again.
405
00:15:15,910 --> 00:15:17,840
What else did she say?
Oh, yeah, don't tell Sam.
406
00:15:17,850 --> 00:15:19,850
But you said you believed in me.
I do.
407
00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,580
It's just a little
insurance policy.
408
00:15:21,680 --> 00:15:24,420
Yeah, because you didn't think
I could do it on my own.
409
00:15:24,520 --> 00:15:27,050
I can't believe this.
I thought you were my friend.
410
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,890
In retrospect,
411
00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:31,260
perhaps not the best
idea to entrust Flower
412
00:15:31,390 --> 00:15:32,760
with your secret mission.
413
00:15:32,860 --> 00:15:34,560
Yeah, you really messed up.
414
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:41,670
Can we talk?
415
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:43,010
Well, I'm pretty busy
416
00:15:43,110 --> 00:15:44,570
setting up snacks
for the cast right now.
417
00:15:44,670 --> 00:15:46,840
Though I'm probably not even
qualified to do that.
418
00:15:46,940 --> 00:15:47,940
That's not true.
419
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:50,080
Although I do think the chips
420
00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:51,610
should go closer to the dip.
421
00:15:51,750 --> 00:15:53,280
Is this what
you wanted to talk about?
422
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,380
No.
I owe you an apology.
423
00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:57,990
I went too far.
And what I realized is
424
00:15:58,090 --> 00:16:00,350
I wasn't just
trying to help you.
425
00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:02,090
I was also doing this for me.
426
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,160
What does that mean?
427
00:16:03,260 --> 00:16:04,760
I miss the
limelight, Sam.
428
00:16:04,890 --> 00:16:08,100
When I was alive and I was
up there singing?
429
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,270
Well, that's the most alive
I've ever felt.
430
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:13,370
And you getting that part,
I think, in some small way,
431
00:16:13,470 --> 00:16:15,670
was gonna make me feel
like I was on stage.
432
00:16:15,770 --> 00:16:18,670
And I know I got
a little carried away
433
00:16:18,770 --> 00:16:20,570
because...
434
00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:23,680
I just wanted it so bad.
For both of us.
435
00:16:23,780 --> 00:16:25,980
But that wasn't the way
that I wanted to win the part.
436
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,280
I know, Sam,
437
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:29,420
and I'm sorry.
I wasn't thinking straight.
438
00:16:29,420 --> 00:16:31,250
And what would make
all this even worse
439
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:35,160
is if my actions prevented you
from getting to live your dream.
440
00:16:37,060 --> 00:16:38,560
Oh, there you are.
441
00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:40,830
Scott's looking
for you.
442
00:16:40,960 --> 00:16:42,760
We don't make Scott wait.
443
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,500
Sam,
444
00:16:44,630 --> 00:16:48,170
whatever you do, I think
you're a star either way.
445
00:16:50,670 --> 00:16:53,340
It's just so pathetic.
446
00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:55,480
I was so desperate
to be with someone,
447
00:16:55,580 --> 00:16:57,610
to have a connection,
that I got excited
448
00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:59,650
about a figment
of Jay's imagination.
449
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,820
You're being
too hard on yourself.
450
00:17:01,920 --> 00:17:03,650
This one time, I ate
too many shrooms
451
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:06,590
and dated a saguaro cactus
for, like, a week.
452
00:17:06,690 --> 00:17:09,420
He was sweet.
Great listener.
453
00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:11,630
It's nice of you guys
to try to cheer me up, but
454
00:17:11,730 --> 00:17:13,230
let's face it: I'm alone.
455
00:17:13,330 --> 00:17:15,000
And I'm never
gonna meet anyone new.
456
00:17:15,130 --> 00:17:17,330
You may not be able
to find someone,
457
00:17:17,430 --> 00:17:18,930
but maybe I can.
458
00:17:18,930 --> 00:17:22,100
Maybe it's time I start to use
my power to help others.
459
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,170
For the less fortunate,
the housebounds.
460
00:17:24,270 --> 00:17:26,870
Even when he's being nice,
it's just so smug.
461
00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:28,880
Sass, I will search
far and wide,
462
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:31,010
and I will find someone
who's not bound to a property.
463
00:17:31,110 --> 00:17:33,010
I mean, there's got to be others
out there like me,
464
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,320
and I'll bring one back to you.
465
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:37,120
Like some kind of
spectral pimp.
466
00:17:37,120 --> 00:17:38,990
Matchmaker, maybe, is more
what I was thinking.
467
00:17:38,990 --> 00:17:40,720
Wait, really, Pete?
You'd do that for me?
468
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:41,990
It would be my honor.
469
00:17:42,090 --> 00:17:44,460
Hey, if you come across
any non-housebound
470
00:17:44,560 --> 00:17:46,460
dead Dallas Cowboy
cheerleaders, could you...
471
00:17:46,460 --> 00:17:48,200
Hey, he's looking for me, man.
472
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,460
I can't put an order in?
473
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:50,970
I'm just saying,
if he sees one.
474
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,040
You don't even know
what those are. Selfish.
475
00:17:54,140 --> 00:17:57,040
Last call for Samantha?
476
00:17:57,140 --> 00:17:59,040
Samantha?
477
00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:03,310
Sorry I'm late, I was...
I don't need excuses.
478
00:18:03,310 --> 00:18:04,910
I need excellence.
479
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:06,110
Yes!
480
00:18:06,210 --> 00:18:07,720
Give 'em hell, Sam!
481
00:18:15,390 --> 00:18:16,890
Oh, dear.
She's gonna blow.
482
00:18:16,990 --> 00:18:19,830
And she stress-ate
all those Twizzlers earlier.
483
00:18:19,930 --> 00:18:21,800
It's gonna look like
a crime scene in here.
484
00:18:24,730 --> 00:18:26,430
Listen to me, Sam.
485
00:18:26,570 --> 00:18:28,500
Forget about all
these people watching.
486
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:31,470
You're just singing to a friend.
487
00:18:34,380 --> 00:18:36,580
♪ In olden days ♪
488
00:18:36,680 --> 00:18:38,280
♪ A glimpse of stocking ♪
489
00:18:38,380 --> 00:18:40,880
♪ Was looked on
as something shocking ♪
490
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,920
♪ But now, God knows ♪
491
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:45,550
♪ Anything goes ♪
492
00:18:46,290 --> 00:18:47,590
♪ Good authors, too ♪
493
00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:49,960
♪ Who once knew better words,
now only use ♪
494
00:18:50,060 --> 00:18:53,600
♪ Four-letter words,
writing prose ♪
495
00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:56,160
♪ Anything goes ♪
496
00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:00,800
♪ The world has gone mad today ♪
497
00:19:00,900 --> 00:19:03,240
♪ And good's bad today
and black's white today ♪
498
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,570
♪ And day's night today ♪
499
00:19:04,570 --> 00:19:05,940
♪ When most guys today ♪
500
00:19:06,040 --> 00:19:07,740
♪ That women
prize today ♪
501
00:19:07,740 --> 00:19:09,540
♪ Are silly gigolos... ♪
502
00:19:09,540 --> 00:19:11,650
That's my wife.
503
00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:13,580
How you doing, bud?
504
00:19:13,680 --> 00:19:14,980
Ah, I'm fine.
505
00:19:15,080 --> 00:19:16,850
Although it's a little weird
being here,
506
00:19:16,950 --> 00:19:18,850
in the same room with my ex.
507
00:19:19,950 --> 00:19:22,720
Talking about
Marisa or Jay?
508
00:19:23,590 --> 00:19:25,490
I don't know.
509
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,430
♪ And though I'm not
a great romancer ♪
510
00:19:29,430 --> 00:19:31,500
♪ I know that
you're bound to answer ♪
511
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,940
♪ When I propose ♪
512
00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:35,740
♪ Anything goes... ♪
513
00:19:35,740 --> 00:19:36,940
So, this is Alberta
514
00:19:37,040 --> 00:19:39,070
not making it
about herself?
515
00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:41,010
Baby steps.
516
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,000
Sam, you really knocked
their socks off.
517
00:20:03,100 --> 00:20:04,230
Oh, could you sing it
again for us?
518
00:20:04,230 --> 00:20:05,400
Oh, I'd love to, Flower,
519
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:06,570
but I'm on vocal rest.
520
00:20:06,570 --> 00:20:08,640
We're only halfway
through our season.
521
00:20:08,740 --> 00:20:10,510
Of two performances.
522
00:20:10,610 --> 00:20:12,410
Babe, you were
incredible.
523
00:20:12,410 --> 00:20:15,510
Sweetie, would you fetch me
another hot water with lemon?
524
00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,010
I need to soothe my instrument.
525
00:20:17,140 --> 00:20:19,580
Alberta, I fear
you've created a monster.
526
00:20:19,580 --> 00:20:21,250
She's insufferable.
527
00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:23,620
I'm so proud.
528
00:20:28,260 --> 00:20:31,290
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00:20:34,160 --> 00:20:37,570
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