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(gasps)

The bread hath returned
from the underworld,

singed by hellfire.

No, Patience.
It's just toast.

But it hath been warmed
by the Devil's breath.
No, that's not--

Does someone else
want to jump in here?

(chuckles)
"Devil's breath."

Everyone knows heat
comes from Muspelheim,

which is guarded by
Surt, the fire giant.

Of course,
that's common knowledge.

(gasps)
Hark!

He hath summoned the
hellfires from below.

He is in league
with Lucifer!

She is a lot.

Huh. I'm stuck
sharing a room with her.

Can you believe,
on top of all this nonsense,

she snores?
Mm.

Just got to give her some time.
She's adjusting.

Well, you know, at least
she stopped attacking

her own reflection
in the mirrors.

That's progress.

We're talking about Patience.

In retrospect,
not the ideal week to add

a ghost reclamation project
to your to-do list.

Sam's dad's coming
to visit today.

That's adorable.
He thinks there are things

going on in this house
that we don't know about.

Your dad's name is Frank.

He hasn't visited
since you moved in,

and he's bringing
his new girlfriend, Diane,

who collects
frog-related tchotchkes.

Uh, oh, hot goss.

The dad is bringing
a girlfriend.

Huh? Are they loving
this insider info?

Oh, they're hanging on
every word. (chuckles)

Well, I'm excited
to meet this Frank.

He's absent.
He's cloaked in mystery.

He's got "hot dad"
written all over him.

He's not absent.

We have separate lives.
It's normal.

So you're saying you don't have

any resentments
towards your dad?

Yes, that's what I'm saying.

My parents divorced
when I was ten,

and my dad wasn't around a lot.

It's no biggie.

Your dad wasn't around
for, like, anything.

Birthdays, soccer games,

that recital in fifth grade
that you always talk about.

Who cares?

In 1893, I saw my son twice.

Once on his birthday
and a second time

when his nanny suddenly died
and we couldn't find

a replacement
till later that day.

Well, I for one think
this weekend could be

a fresh start
for you and your dad.

But if not, remember:
you got a father figure

right here in good old Pete.

You know, if you want,
you could call me Daddy.

You want to try it out?

That's okay.
Come on. Give it a shot.

Yeah, don't be weird, Sam.
Call Pete Daddy.

* *

(forlorn groan)

Is this still about Isaac

leaving you at the altar
last week?

That name.

Like a dagger through my chest.

To match the bullet he
previously lodged there.

Well, I'm going to go...

(sighs) Who am I kidding?

You don't care.

No one cares.

Oh, that guy is
a total bummer.

(chuckles) Yeah, he real
Sven from Gudvangen.

Sven very sad because
we sacrifice his mother

to ensure rain
for the harvest.

I mean, I get it.
Everyone love mother.

(chuckles): But, sorry,
Sven, we need beans.

Oh, I thought
he would never leave.

I'm trying to be sensitive
and give him some time,

but do you have to wallow
in the one room with a TV?

How's everything going with your
"being a better person" thing?

Really well, thank you
for asking. I feel good.

Isaac, why is Nigel
still living in the house?

You don't break up with someone
and still live together.

It's weird.

Unless you're not allowed
to leave, like in the cult.

One time,
I was living with 11 exes,

three current partners
and one messiah.

Have you asked him to move out?

I just assumed
he would choose to leave.

But perhaps I should have
a conversation with him.

I guess some things
have to be said aloud.

Question: If I'm dead,
why does my butt still itch?

Some things are
better left unsaid.

NANCY:
What's upple, throuple?

Just came by to see
how my better thirds are doing.

I, uh, learned
about fractions

during my full year
of schooling.

We still on for another
date night tonight?

(both chuckling)

Definitely.

Sounds good, yeah.

See you cuties later!

(chuckles)

Thor, didn't you
tell Nancy

that we were ending
the throuple?

Alas, Thor did not.

Did I?

(groans)

Dang.

SAMANTHA:
So, how did you two meet?

Oh, let me tell it.
Like I could stop you.

(laughs) Frank's a cutup.

Well, I was browsing
in downtown Breckinridge

on the hunt for these
frog-shaped soaps.

Sure.
DIANE:
I couldn't find

the store I was
looking for,

so I wandered into
Frank's ski shop

looking for directions,

and that was it. (laughs)

I was looking for a frog,
and I found my prince.

Oh.
PETE:
Wow.

The wordplay.
Nichols and May over here.

I like her.

I'm happy to hear that.

I don't want
to scare you, Diane,

but Sammy here has
a bit of a checkered history

with my girlfriends.

Spill it, Frank.

Okay, Dad,
we don't need to get into that.

Uh, yeah, we do.

So, I'm seeing
this one woman.

Um, Sammy must have been,
what, 11 or 12?

This particular lady
was taking a nap.

She was hungover from brunch.

The point is, when she wakes up
from her nap...

(clears throat)
...someone's given her
a little haircut.

Young lady!
Sam!

I was a kid.
FRANK:
And so, get this.

When we confront Sam,
she says it wasn't her.

She said a ghost did it.

(gasps)
Ghost scapegoating.

You should be ashamed
of yourself.

Boy, if there were
any ghosts in here,

I bet they'd be
pretty upset.

Ah. "Scape-ghosting."
I missed it.

Don't give her too
hard a time, Frank.

She was just
a little kid.

11 is hardly little.

The foreman
in our button factory was 11.

What is this?

Who are these strangers
among us?

Ooh, that's Sam's dad and
his girlfriend, Diane.

What is a "girl friend"?

It's sort of like a wife,

but they're not
actually married yet.

DIANE:
Well, I guess we should

freshen up for dinner.

Well, the boss has spoken.

And I don't mean Springsteen.

(laughs) This guy was
"born to pun," am I right?

Sam, feel free
to use that one.

I put fresh towels on your bed.

This is going pretty well.

Maybe you guys are right.

Maybe this could be
a fresh start for me and my dad.

They are to share a bed?

'Tis most disgraceful.

Patience,

we respect your beliefs,

but these days, it's okay
for people to share a room,

even if they're not married.

This is an abomination,

and Patience will not
stand for it.

Well, with all due respect,
Patience, it's not up to you,

and there's nothing
you can do about it.

(chuckles)

(breathes deeply)

* *

(moaning eerily)

Sam, is that blood?

Why are the walls bleeding?

So, apparently, there is
something she can do about it.

Hurry up, Jay.
What if they come downstairs?

Or a customer shows up?

You said Patience
would settle in, Sam.

This ain't settling in.

Whose blood is this?
Where does it come from?

It's a real humdinger
of a power.

It's funny
how some of us have doozies,

like making the walls bleed

or being able to leave the
property, while some of us...

Hold on. Did you
just look at me?

I didn't. I swear!

No, the hu... the humming thing
is neat. It's very neat.

What are we gonna do?
I can't ask my dad

to sleep in a separate room
from his girlfriend.

Yeah, that's a
tough conversation.

Hi. I have
an Amazon Prime delivery

for a Jay Arondekar.

Mm, prime indeed.

Must be those new tile
samples for the restaurant.

What the...?
It's a ketchup explosion.

(chuckles)
You can just leave that there.

Yeah, that man's
calling the police.

Just when things were actually
starting to go well with my dad.

I don't see
what the big deal is, Samantha.

So they sleep in separate beds
for a couple of nights.

When I was alive,
only the poors shared a bed.

Should we be worried
about plague here?

I really don't like that
I have to worry about plague.

I think you got to cave in to
Patience's demands here, Sam.

I mean,
she's holding all the cards.

The main card being
blood on the walls.

Mm. I told y'all we should have
left her spooky ass in the dirt.

Okay, I guess
I'll just tell my dad

he can't share a room
with his girlfriend.

Everything's gonna be fine.

But if it doesn't work out,
it's okay,

because I'll be your daddy.

Pete!
I think you meant
to say "Daddy."

So, I tried talking to Nigel,

and I couldn't bring myself
to ask him to move out.

Is hard to hurt another.

Emotionally.
Physically is very easy.

Yeah. Thor and I were
gonna let Nancy know

that we broke up with her,

but then we just couldn't
bring ourselves to do it.

Unless we did do it.
Did we?

Still no.
Dang.

Hold on. T-Money's got an idea.

Is it for a new nickname?

(laughs)

I'm sorry.
You're-you're trying to help.

There was a movie,
Throw Momma from the Train.

One guy wanted his mom dead,

the other one wanted
his ex-wife killed.

So, they just solved
each other's problems.

It's brilliant.

I care not a lick about that
basement dweller's feelings.

I could break up with her
for you without hesitation.

And Thor happy
to evict Nigel.

Have forced many
from their homes.

And let's be honest.

His accent is
kind of stupid, right?

So it's agreed.

We shall throw each other's
mamas from the train.

Huzzah!

Skol!
Right on.

T-Money saves the day.

(laughing):
I mean, it's just,
it's been 25 years.

If a nickname hasn't

caught on by then-- But
you know what? I'm-I'm sorry.

You are helping me,

and I thank you.

SAMANTHA:
Knock, knock.

Hey, sweetie. How's it going?
Great.

Everything is great.
We're so happy you're here.

So happy.

Do not tarry,
Samantha. Tell them.

So, listen, uh,
we have good news.

We are upgrading both
of you to our exclusive,

premium Woodstone
two-room experience.

(imitates air horn blaring)

Oh, that sounds nice.
Mmm.

Yeah.
What is that?

You see, when the
mansion was built,

the couple who owned it
slept in separate bedrooms,

as all well-to-do people
did in their day.

We were wealthy.

I had a dress
with a zipper in it.

So, in Hetty and
Elias's honor,

Woodstone is offering
a two-room experience.

So that you, too, can live
like it's the Gilded Age.
(chuckles)

I think we're, uh, we're good
with just the one room.

I will not countenance
sin taking place

in the home in
which I dwell!

(hissing)
Stand back!
She's gonna spurt!

HETTY:
Patience, no!

These walls are made from
plaster imported from Italy.

Was it better than American?
No, but that's how rich we were.

I had a gold hat.
SAMANTHA:
The truth is,

you and Diane can't sleep
in the same room because

Jay has become
deeply conservative

and doesn't think
it's appropriate.
What?

That's right.

I used to be a freewheeling,
anything-goes chef in the city,

but, uh, oh, that country air--
it's turned me into a big prude.

Sam, do you have a problem
with me dating Diane?

No. No, I don't.

'Cause I thought
you'd outgrown all that.
I have.

This is ridiculous.
I'm 61 years old.

Man, Frank's
got to have it.

Listen, this is not a big deal.

Sam, this is your home
and these are your rules,

and we respect them.
Thank you, Diane.

It's only a couple of nights.

Yeah, I guess
you're right.

And thus, two sinners saved
from the thorny vines of lust

that snake up from
the underworld.

You are exhausting.

Uh... (clears throat)
Nancy, may I have a moment?

Uh, I have something
rather delicate to discuss.

We have something to talk about
that could be a bit of a bummer.

Nothing you could say could
sink me any lower. Proceed.

Well, I just want to start off
by saying that

you'll always be very important
to Thor and Flower.

Where is this headed?

Thing is, we have loved
having you in house.

Oh, dear. Where is this headed?

Well, this shan't
be easy to hear,

but the throuple is over.

Thor and Flower
will continue to be a couple,

but they will always cherish
the time you all shared.

You sniveling, spineless snake!

You're mad at me?

Yeah.

You're the messenger, you idiot.

That's what you do.
You shoot the messenger!

The thing is...

...we just like having you
here and wanted to tell you.

(laughs)
(laughs) Yes!

Well, that's certainly
a boost to the spirit

in a very tough time.

It's just good to know
I'm wanted. (chuckles)

At least from some quarters.

(laughs)
Oh.
Oh!

(sighs)

Unhand me!
(grunting)

Ow!

I'm merely the messenger!

(yelling)

*

(gasps)

(both screaming)

(gasps)

Patience.

What the hell is this?
Is that supposed to be funny?

No. God, no. Um...

She can write in blood?

This power just keeps
getting cooler.

I mean,
it's still no humming.

Stop.

Some of that goo dripped down
onto my slippers. Look.

Goo on her frog slippers.
Y-You happy, Sam?

Seriously, I can explain.

Great. I'd love
to hear it.

SASAPPIS:
And now she's realizing
how it's gonna sound

if she blames it
on a ghost again.

She's the girl
who cried "ghost."
Mm-hmm.

Oh, you know, it's a stain.
Yeah, it's always been there.

It says "sin"
in blood.

It's an extremely legible stain.

'Twas trying to write
"sinners..."
(gasps)

...but I ran out
of blood.

Did anyone see her come in?

Oh, I know exactly
what's going on.

You thought
it'd be funny

to pull a stunt on one
of my girlfriends again,

just like when
you were a kid.

This whole thing
is weird.

Why don't you start
packing your stuff, Diane.

We're gonna check
out and leave.

Yeah, just check out
and leave. Typical.
Babe, it's okay.

What does that mean?

SAMANTHA:
It means that's
what you always do.

Just like you did
after you and mom split up.

I'm used to it. I'll see you
in another four years, I guess.

PETE:
It's okay, Sam.

Daddy's here! Daddy's here!

ISAAC:
You didn't tell Nigel

to move out?

We were going
to tell him.

But when face with reality,
it seemed unpleasant.

Yes, that's the point!

Throwing a mama from a train

isn't meant to be
a pleasant experience.

I've been betrayed worse
than when Benedict Arnold

refused to return
my favorite lantern,

which was very
out of character for him

because normally
he was quite trustworthy.

Oh, you died before
the whole Benedict Arnold thing.

I just told you about the whole

Benedict Arnold thing.
Are you simple?

Why don't you talk
to Nigel yourself, Isaac?

Because I don't want him
to hate me

any more than he already does.

So then just be okay
with him being here

and you being
uncomfortable about it.

Well, I don't like that either.

So you want to have your
cake and eat it, too?

Yes. I want to sign up
for that option.

Well, honey,
that's not how breakups go.

You can't have it
both ways.

Sometimes, you just
have to be the bad guy.

Maybe it's your turn
to take the bullet this time.

Nope, it's not ketchup.

Ugh. I'm gonna be sick.

Well, I guess we'll find out
if Jay's plague fears

were well-founded.

Are you okay?

Oh, I don't know.

I mean, Sam's right.

I haven't been around much
since the divorce.

I mean,
it's no excuse,

but part of the reason
is because

Sam's mom Sheryl
didn't want me to be.

Did she tell you that?
(scoffs)

In no uncertain terms.

I mean, of course
I wanted to, you know,

be there for things.

Like, Sam
had this recital... (sighs)

...in fifth grade,
and she was so excited.

Sheryl basically told me,
if I showed up,

she'd make a scene.

I didn't want that
for Sam, so I...

backed away.

'Tis a sad story.
(gasps)

Why are you so quiet?

DIANE:
Oh, Frank.

Does Samantha
know any of this?

I didn't want to turn her
against her mom.

You know,
she needed her mom.

So, no,
I never said anything.

SASAPPIS:
And after your mom died,
he wanted to get close again,

but he worried that
he had already damaged

the relationship too much.

There were tears.

Then Diane took out
a handkerchief

that looked like
a little lily pad.

Jay, the ghosts are telling me
that my dad pulled away

when I was a kid because
my mom basically made him.

Wow. (scoffs) That's kind of
messed up of her.

He didn't have to listen
to her, though.

And what about
once I was out of the house?

I mean, it doesn't
explain away all that.

You're right, it doesn't,

but sometimes it's hard
to change course.

Maybe this weekend
was him trying.

That's true.

And it was going
really well, huh?

Until the whole
blood wall thing.

Yeah, well, if I had to pick a
turning point, that would be it.

HETTY:
Samantha,

as ghosts we have had so
many frustrating moments

where you see
two people wanting

the same thing and
neither of them realizing it.

And for so long,
we couldn't intercede.

This is a gift.

Take this knowledge
and act on it.

Also, Diane keeps
tasting the blood.

You may want to have her
contact her doc

when she gets back,
do a full panel.

ISAAC:
Hey, Nigel.

I wanted to discuss
our... living situation.

I'm not sure it's a-a great idea

for us both to continue
living in the house.

I see.

And, um, I just don't think
it's healthy.

Perhaps you're right.

I will miss my new friends.

I spent so long hating
the so-called "mansion ghosts,"

but during my time here,
I've come to see them as family

and the rock
that has steadied me

during these
darkest of days.

But if move out I must...

What? Who said anything
about that?

You. Just now.

No. (laughs)
No, you silly little man.

I'm the one that's moving out.

To the shed.

That's quite the gesture.

Oh, my gosh, it is.

(gasps) I'm becoming
a better person.

I said I was gonna do it,
but I didn't really mean it,

but it's happening.

You seem quite pleased
with yourself.

I am.

(stammers) Are you good?
I mean, are we done here?

Because I really want
to go tell people.

Uh, yes, I-I suppose I...

Oh, great.

Everyone, I'm moving out
because of a hero move!

I'm a good person now!

Hey, uh, Dad.

Before you go,

I just want to apologize

for the "writing 'Sin'
in a blood-like substance

on the wall" thing.

It doesn't get less weird
with repetition.

Well, I appreciate the apology.

I just don't understand
why you did it.

It's a fair question.
SAMANTHA: I think I'm realizing

that... (sighs)

when I cut that
one girlfriend's hair,

and now the whole blood thing,

I was trying to tell you I was
mad at you without telling you.

Yeah, well,

sometimes it's hard
to say things.

Even when you really want to.

Aw.

But I'm also realizing that

I wasn't looking at things
from your perspective,

and things
were probably

a lot more complicated
than I knew.

I appreciate that, Sammy.

I guess what I'm saying is
I want us to be closer.

I'd like that, too.

Diane, we're staying!

(laughs)

They're staying?
(gasps)

But they're still
living in sin.

Uh, actually, they got married
in the car. You just missed it.

How wonderful.

Well, they should
head to the matrimonial bed

and multiply
forthwith.

It's really all or nothing
with you, isn't it?

Hey, uh, Dad?

I have an idea of something

I'd like us to do
this afternoon.

Anything, sweetheart.

(playing "Hot Cross Buns")

Music? This is
an abomination.

I'm with you
on that one, Patience.

Whew.

Okay, Isaac, I know
you didn't like

the tiles we showed
you last week,

but we really think
this new one is it.

Ooh, that's an idea. A bad one.

But good to eliminate one more.
We're getting closer.

He said no, Jay.

This guy's the worst.

(laughs) Okay.

Good thing Prime is fast.

In my day, new samples
would take months to arrive.

And were often
stolen by pirates,

which made returns
quite difficult.

Anyway, I'm off.
Back to the shed,

where I live now
because of my good deed.

Yeah, you mention several times.

Yeah, about that
good deed, Isaac...

Oh, Nigel,
no need to thank me again.

I know you're grateful.

Right. The thing is,

I'm actually going to return
to the shed.

You can move back here
to the mansion.

Really? I don't understand.

I was approached
by my former shed mates.

They don't want you
living there anymore.

What? Why?

Do I feel better now that I'm
a good person? I don't know.

I sleep better,
I can tell you that. (chuckles)

Now, you might be
asking yourself,

"How do I become a good person?"

Here's a tip:

watch me.

Study. Learn.
Improve.

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