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[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher [ on radio ]: Station 51, engine 9, Engine 17,

Truck 116, truck 98, Truck 85.

Apartment fire, 905 highlander street.

905 highlander street.

Cross street, Merrimac avenue.

[ horn blaring ]

Marco, inch-and-a-half line. Front stairs.

Engine 17, You can pump to us

From the hydrant At the intersection

Of highlander And merrimac.

Truck 116, why don't you come In the back and open the roof?

John, Follow him in, huh?

Roy, check The rear.

Uh, can I talk To you a sec?

All right.

We have got To get the rest

Of our instruments And stuff out of there.

Yeah, but we gotta Put the fire out

Before we can get Anything else out, all right?

Look, we'll do The best we can.

It's okay, you're Gonna be all right.

Forget that music, Come on.

It's okay. You're gonna be all right.

Oh, there we are.

Johnny, 02 and blankets.

[ woman coughing ]

Okay, right down here.

Hey, we still have a lot Of stuff up there.

Hang on to that, Will you?

He's busy.

[ man chattering on radio ]

Dispatcher: call chief engineer As soon as possible.

You can take off. If I need you, I'll holler.

Okay.

Rampart base, This is rescue 51.

Man: ...Patient is comatose.

Some signs Of internal bleeding.

Stand by, rampart.

Roy: rampart base, This is rescue 51.

I'll get it.

Go ahead, 51.

Rampart, we have A female patient

Suffering from Smoke inhalation

And in an advanced State of pregnancy.

We have her on 02 and are Checking vital signs. Stand by.

10-4, 51. Standing by.

Looks like it's gonna be One of those nights, kel.

Aren't they all?

[ grunting ]

Johnny, you all right?

Yeah, yeah, I'm okay, I'm okay.

Rampart base, This is rescue 51.

The patient's responding Okay to the 02.

Bp is 110 over 70.

Pulse rate is 110, Respiration is 20.

There's no contractions.

With her advanced stage Of pregnancy,

We'll stay with you all the way Until the ambulance arrives.

51, is her color good?

Is she alert And oriented?

That's affirmative, Rampart.

51, keep the line open And let me know

If there's any change In her condition.

10-4.

Dix, I think We better set up

Just in case there Is any complication.

Well, 3's opened up. We can set up in there.

Good.

Honey, you feeling All right?

It's happening again.

What's wrong?

It's nothing. Nothing, man.

She's just upset, That's all.

You said it was Only my imagination.

That it's all in my mind.

It is. It is. This fire Has nothing to do with that.

I guess you just can't Run away from it.

Please don't start up again. I just can't take it anymore.

It's no good, rab.

We're being punished, Can't you see?

Stop it. Stop it.

It's crazy. You're just upset.

Let's not talk about it Anymore, okay?

Get away from me, rab.

Get away.

Try to just be still.

Try to just think About me and the baby.

I am, rab. I am.

There should be an ambulance Here any minute now.

She'll be okay, man.

She's just got to get Her head straight.

[ sirens wailing ]

We gotta Put this back on.

Now we're in business.

[ gasping ]

Rampart base, This is rescue 51.

Uterine contractions Are beginning in the patient.

Kelly: 51, is the patient primipara?

Has she ever had A child before?

That's affirmative, Rampart.

The ambulance is here. We're preparing to transport.

The doctor said it wasn't due For at least two weeks.

Well, I guess the doctor Forgot to tell your baby that.

I'm scared.

There's nothing To be afraid of.

Your contractions Just began, right?

Yeah. Well, We'll take you

To one of the best hospitals In l.A. County.

Now, you just think of

That beautiful baby You're gonna have,

And let us Do the rest, okay?

Kelly: 51, What is your eta?

Please repeat Vital signs, 24.

Are there Any complications?

Roy: only emotional ones.

Well, that's normal Under the circumstances.

Roy: all right. Easy does it.

How's she doing?

Well, she just Started contractions.

She'll make it okay.

Oh, god. What's wrong?

You'd better put him In the ambulance, too.

He hurt his shoulder.

I'm all right, chet.

You think you can Drive the squad?

I can drive the squad.

Well, I'll see you guys At the hospital.

All right.

[ sirens wailing ]

Dix, you got the patients In there?

Yeah, treatment 3.

Treatment 3.

She's doing fine.

How's she doing, roy?

It shouldn't be Too much longer.

Say, you wouldn't Happen to have

An extra doctor Around, would you?

Well, let's see. Dr. Morton's in The staff lounge having coffee.

Why, what seems To be the problem?

Well, I think we have A possible patient here.

Oh, yeah, 4 is open.

Yeah, all right.

Wait a minute. Wait... I'm fine.

I just pulled a muscle

Or something In my shoulder, that's all.

Will you cut it out? Stop being funny.

I don't want to see A doctor, especially morton.

Now, what's wrong With morton?

Well, he's got a terrible Bedside manner, that's all.

Well, you're not In a bed. Yet.

Woman [ on pa ]: dr. Goldman, Needed in surgery.

Dr. Goldman Needed in surgery.

Painful, right?

Well, I don't know. I suppose it's

A little painful, yeah.

Well, you've pulled The deltoid muscle.

Bad?

We'll have to immobilize It for a day or so.

Well, it didn't Hurt that much.

What's your shift Schedule like?

[ stammering ] I don't know. I'm off tomorrow.

On the next day. Off the next two days.

Well, you just might Miss your next shift.

Morton, don't you think This is kind of a big deal

Over just A nothing little...

Look, gage, A mr. America, you're not.

I mean, you've got An average build

With an average Muscle tone.

And like Most americans,

You're just a little Soft and frail.

Soft?Soft.

[ chuckling ] No.

Gage, it's nothing To be ashamed of.

But I'm not...You don't have To apologize.

I mean, none Of us really have

The time to keep In really good shape.

Soft.But you don't Understand, I'm not soft.

Do I... Am I... Do I look soft to you?

Oh, only from The neck up.

[ chuckling ]

I agree.

He agrees.

Why don't you go on Down to admitting

And get That over with?

Hey, johnny, How's your arm?

Can't anybody keep A secret around here?

Well, sure, But you're family.

And you haven't answered My question.It's fine.

I'm telling you. It's okay, it's all right.

Good.

Hey, roy,

Do you know anything About that young couple

You brought In a while ago?

I mean, They're really strange.

Like how?

Well, under No circumstances

Are we to notify The girl's parents.

Matter of fact, We had a heck of a time

Getting them to admit They even had relatives.

You know, I figure they eloped,

And she's panicked About some sort of bad luck

They've been having,

Like it's related Somehow.

Well, you mean Like superstition?

Sounds that Way to me.

Hi, roy. Hi, doc.

I understand your friend here Won't be of much help

To you for a while.

Listen, I'm skinny But I'm tough.

So is chet kelly's Fried chicken.

Oh, very funny.

Your humor's in worse shape Than my shoulder.

Man: hey, What happened, johnny?

I pulled a muscle.

A little out Of shape, huh?

Joe: how's he doing?

He's still with us.

Let's take him To 4. Dixie.

Tell morton our electric Shock victim's here.

He's breathing On his own now, doc.

Color's starting To come back.

How did it happen?

He was working on an old tv set With a screwdriver

And got a severe Electric shock.

Did you give him cpr?

Yeah, right off.

Sinus tachycardia.

Last time I checked His bp in the ambulance,

It was 110 over 60.

His cardiovascular Status is stable.

Mike, I'll do A complete neuro exam.

You take care of those burns On his hands. Right.

Miss john, Give me a burn tray, please.

Cinch.

Say, now,

What's with The boy's mother?

I mean, she can't even Fill out the admitting form.

She didn't drive Down here, did she?

No, no, She rode with us.

I kind of figure She's on something.

Yeah, I guess.

Says she's on A doctor's prescription.

I'd like a nickel for every time I've heard that one.

Yeah.

Responding to pain.

You want to put An endotracheal tube down him?

No, he seems to be oxygenating Pretty well on his own.

I think we can take The airway out soon.

Well, I'll go Talk to her.

Good luck.

Thanks.

Mrs. Gibbs?

I didn't know he was Working on the tv.

I wouldn't have let him If I'd known.

I haven't been well.

I had to give up My job.

Pete's all I've got...

Since his dad left.

It's my fault. It's all my fault.

No. Now, pete's gonna Be just fine.

What do you say We get a cup of coffee?

I know I could Sure use one.

How about you?

Dixie, we're going to move him Up to intensive care.

Oh, uh, dr. Early, This is mrs. Gibbs.

Mrs. Gibbs.

I think your son has a very good Chance of complete recovery.

He's... He's gonna live?

Yes, mrs. Gibbs, He's going to live.

He's a strong Little boy.

Okay, now, It's okay.

Hey, let's get That coffee.

And then we'll find you A place to lie down

And then you'll feel A lot better.

Come on, How's that, huh?

How are you feeling?

Much better.

Isn't he beautiful, rab?

Isn't he the most perfect baby You've ever seen?

April, there's something We have to tell you.

Um...

There's a problem he's got.

Now, it can be fixed. Dr. Brackett says

There's nothing Really to worry about.

Mrs. Rawlins, your baby was born With a cleft palate.

Now, that's a failure

Of the two sides of the palate To unite properly

At an early stage Of prenatal development,

Causing a split In the roof of the mouth.

But dr. Brackett Says they can operate

When the baby's About 18 months.

Before he learns to talk. He'll be as good as new.

There's every reason To believe he'll be

A healthy, normal child. You'll have to learn

Some special techniques For feeding him.

Mrs. Rawlins, It's a condition

That can be corrected, I assure you.

Take him away.

I beg your pardon?

[ baby crying ]Take him away.

Honey, this Is our baby.

This could happen To any baby.

Not any baby. Mine, mine.

It's deformed. It's deformed Because of what we did.

Take it out of here!

Nurse.

Take him To the nursery.

[ baby crying ]

Honey.

You rest now,

And I'll come back And see you later, okay?

April?

I don't know what to tell you. You'll think I'm crazy.

It's like something Out of the dark ages.

Well, if it'll help us To understand your wife's

Mental state, I'd like To hear about it.

I met april while our group Was playing des moines.

She'd come around Every night.

Her parents were Super religious, super strict.

So at first, it was kind Of a defiance thing.

Then we really started To hit it off.

When she told her old man, Though, he hit the ceiling.

He told her he was ashamed She was his daughter,

The whole works.

She came with me anyway.

I know how guilty They made her feel.

Like she had sinned or something Just for being in love.

Well, it happens.

Yeah, well, we did Get married, later.

But when she wrote home To tell them,

They wouldn't Even answer.

And everything Started going wrong.

We got caught with grass A couple of times.

Some of our bookings Fell through.

April started To blame herself,

Figured she was Being punished.

Now, the fire,

And our son deformed Has convinced her.

Rab, does she love you?

She was afraid To have our baby.

She wanted To have an abortion.

I talked her out of it.

She loved me yesterday, Before this.

Now, I don't know.

Maybe she's right. Maybe we just can't win.

You can't win If you don't try.

So what should I do?

April needs you. Just don't Let her push you away.

Dispatcher: battalion 41, Call your office.

Well, how... How's Your shoulder?

It's fine.

What's with The book, john?

Nothing that would Interest you, chet.

What is it? A pre-teen sex manual?

Chet, this happens To be written

By the world's leading Nutritional expert.

Dr. Morton really Got to you, didn't he?

Morton.

[ scoffs ]

Then what's with This book?

This book...

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: squad 51. Man injured, gunshot wound.

112, 59 aurora street.

112, 59 aurora street.

Cross street, larchmont. Time, 0840.

Stanley: squad 51. 10-4. Kmg 365.

He's loaded, so he's not Feeling much pain.

We've already radioed For an ambulance.

What happened?

We haven't got that Straightened out yet.

He bashed up some Neighbor's car on the way home.

I guess the neighbor Got irate.

Anyway, he shot him. Over there.

We don't know Where the suspect is.

His house is locked up tight. He may be in there.

We're trying to keep everyone Off the street in case he is.

Well, don't ask me What happened.

I was in the house.

There's no exit wounds.

How is he?

We can't tell yet.

Well, he's not Gonna die.

I mean, he's got too much Blubber and beer in him.

And don't try To con me.

Rampart, this is rescue 51.

We have a male, Approximately 50 years old.

Angie: he's 47.

We have a male, 47 years old.

His name is...Dave harper.

His name is dave harper. He has two gunshot wounds.

He's bleeding from The left lower quadrant.

Also bleeding from The right arm, above the elbow.

Vital signs are coming up. Hold on, rampart.

Pulse is 120. Respiration is 26.

Pulse is 120. Respiration is 26. Hold on for bp.

Dixie [ on radio ]: 10-4.

Bp is 100 over 60.

Rampart, Bp is 100 over 60.

He appears To be intoxicated.

He's also awake.

I think you know more Than you're telling us.

There's blood by The cars over there

And your father's Not bleeding that badly.

Look, I told you. I don't know anything.

Angie: he was just shot Over by the car.

Ringer's.

A few minutes ago, You said he was shot

Here on the front lawn.

Well, then, I made a mistake.

Angie, look, if there's some nut Running around here with a gun,

We've gotta Know about it.

Well, it was just between The two of them.

Sam and my dad.

Just got Into an argument.

I mean, they're Always arguing.

Everybody around here Knows that.

Officer: who's that?

That's tommy wright, Sam's son.

Where's your father, Tommy?

In the house.

The suspect's In the house!

Better proceed With caution!

He's armed and should be Considered dangerous!

He's not dangerous, He's dying.

What's the matter With him?

Garbage gut here cut him up With a switchblade.

Well, he got What he deserved!

He's always Baiting my dad!

You're a liar, angie. Your old man ran into

Our car and then Cut up my father.

You gotta Help him, mister.

He's gonna die unless You do something for him.

I've been watching you Work on him.

Can't you do The same for my dad?

He's bleeding Something awful.

I'll get it.Hey, wait a minute.

If this guy's armed, I'm going in there with you.

Okay. You better not try And go in there.

He's pretty uptight.

Now, look, tommy.

If your dad Is in bad shape,

Then I'm going to need Some help with him.

Okay. Let's goall right, let's go.

Right. Do you have a phone? Yeah.

I'll get rampart On the landline.Right.

You should have told me About that stabbing, angie.

What if that had been Your father?

We're gonna have To keep him warm.

You wanna get me Some blankets there

Out of the right Rear compartment

Of the truck, please?

Sure.

Rampart base, This is rescue 51.

We got a second Victim here.

We're gonna contact you Via the landline.

Dad?

Dad, it's tommy.

I brought someone To help you.

We're coming In now, okay?

Dad, I brought a fireman To take care of you.

I had to bring A cop, too.

I'm sorry, dad. I didn't know what else to do.

That's all right, Tommy.

How's harper?He's alive.

I'm gonna have to get you On the floor to work on you.

Vince, can you Grab his shoulders?

Tommy, just Hold the chair.

Don't do any work now. Don't do any work.

Okay. Easy does it.

There we go.

Vince, can you get Rampart on the line?

The number Is 555-4667.

Johnny: brackett's gonna Monitor our calls.

I'll talk to him.

Kelly: 51, can you give me Another set of vitals

On your shooting victim?

Bp is 134 over 90.

The bleeding has stopped.

Rampart emergency. Miss mccall speaking.

Roy: awaiting an ambulance.

Kel, it's the policeman With john gage.

They're working On the stabbing victim.

51, we've got your partner On the landline.

How soon do you Expect transport?

Johnny, hang on, He's right here.

It should be Any minute now.

Stand by.

He's applying Dressings.

Johnny, have you Started an iv?

Negative.

What are his vitals?

The bp is 90 over 60.

Respiration is 24. He's cold and clammy.

Pulse is 140.

He's going into Hypovolemic shock.

He's confused, coherent And he's somewhat agitated.

Suggest that We start iv d5w.

What are the extent Of his injuries?

Well, he has Multiple stab wounds

Inferior to the clavicle.

One wound in the fifth Intercostal space,

Left of the sternum.

I've applied bandages.

No pulsus paradoxus, Neck veins are not distended.

Will watch for Pericardial tamponade.

All right, go ahead with the iv. He's going to need blood.

Get a type And cross-match specimen

And transport As soon as possible.

10-4, rampart.

Vince, it'll help If he has some oxygen.

Can you get the 02 Out of the squad?

Sure thing.

What's the matter With him?

Has he been sick, Tommy?

No.

Has he had Any kind of drugs?

Any kind of medication Of any kind?

He's got heart trouble. He's taking something.

It starts with a "W."

Warfarin?

Yeah, that's it.

Rampart, On the stab victim,

Just found out that The victim is on warfarin.

Kel, he's on warfarin.

Bring him in stat, Johnny.

10-4, rampart.

What's the matter With him?

Why is he still Bleeding so bad?

It's the drug He's taking.

Prevents his blood From clotting easily.

He may bleed to death.

No way, tommy.

The ambulance is gonna Be here any second now.

Tommy, tommy! Your father's gonna live!

[ angie screams ]

No!

Everyone take cover. Come here. Come here.

Stop right there, Tommy.

He's gonna kill my father. Stop him, stop him.

That's far enough, Tommy. Stop.

Angie: you jerk, You leave my father alone.

I'll kill you if You touch him. I'll kill you!

Come on now, keep quiet. He doesn't know what he's doing.

He knows what he's doing, All right, the creep.

Come on.

You guys stay back.

We got a kid With a loaded rifle here.

Tommy, you're making A big mistake.

You're not gonna do your father Any good this way.

Tommy, your dad's Still alive.

I heard that over The phone.

My partner's taking Good care of him.

Now, we got An ambulance here.

We're 10 minutes away From the hospital.

But you're Holding us up.

Now, it's gonna be Your responsibility

If your father dies.

We're... We're saving him, tommy.

But you're keeping us From saving him.

All right, Let's move in that gurney.

We got another Victim over here.

That was a stupid Idea, tommy.

You could've got Yourself shot.

He hurt my dad.

I'm sorry.

He'll be all right.

The firemen will Take care of him.

What happened With the kid?

I talked him Out of it.

Man, I couldn't Stop him.

That's okay. How's he doing?

He's getting A little shocky.

Rampart, we're preparing To transport.

Kelly [ on radio ]: 10-4, 51.

Woman [ on pa ]: dr. Jackson To treatment room number 1.

That your stabbing Victim, roy?

Yeah.

The blood sample. I'll take this to the lab.

Rab?

What's the matter?

[ sighs ]

It's april, again.

Her head's still In the wrong place.

What do you mean?

It's no good.

She can't seem To get it together.

She still thinks our son's Problem is her fault.

She can't stand The sight of him.

Listen, rab.

Now, that's Gonna pass.

You know, the...

The maternal instinct Is very strong.

Now, you just wait till She gets her hands on that baby,

Starts taking care Of him herself. It's...

She doesn't want him.

She wants to give Him up for adoption.

I can't do it.

I'll keep him myself If I have to, without her.

See, april says she wants To go back home...

By herself.

You told me Not to let go.

How do you hold on To someone you can't reach?

Woman [ on pa ]: dr. Cantor, Go to the emergency entrance.

Hi, there.

You look a little down.

Dr. Cantor, Go to the emergency entrance.

Well, yeah, I am, A little, I guess.

It's that rawlins girl You brought in the other night.

Well, she delivered okay?

Yeah.

She wants to give The baby up for adoption.

He was born with A cleft palate,

And she thinks They're all doomed.

Just isn't being fair To anybody.

Her husband, Her baby, herself.

What does Her husband say?

You know, you're breaking Rule number one.

Yeah, I know.

Don't get emotionally involved With the patient.

Well, that kind of goes With the territory.

For all of us.

Well, you don't have To worry about me.

There is insulation built Right inside this uniform.

Oh, yeah, sure.

How's sam doing?

Oh, he's holding His own.

Brackett says that there's Probably no danger to the heart.

They're taking X-rays now.

What's, uh... What's happening?

Oh, I'll tell you About it on the way.

Oh. You about ready to go?

Yeah, I'm ready.

We'll see you later.

Yeah.

Hey, that smells pretty good For a change. What is it?

Gage, what You smell is something

I've been saving For a very special occasion.

What?Lasagna.

With a very special Homemade sauce.

Recipe given to me By that chef

Whose restaurant we Saved a couple of weeks ago.

Oh, yeah, that's right. I remember.

Well, don't give me A whole lot,

Because in my book,

It says too much starch Is bad for you.

Well, don't you worry About that, gage,

Because what You don't smell

Is what I'm preparing Especially for you.

Right out Of your own book.

Where is it?

"Rutabaga delight,

Featuring Soy bean gravy."

Let's see that.

[ alarm sounding ]

Dispatcher: Squad 51, unknown type rescue.

Take canyon road One half mile north of alameda.

Canyon road One half mile north of alameda.

Time out, 1614.

Stanley: Squad 51. Kmg 365.

Kelly: april.

You can't see des moines From here, april.

It's a long way off.

It's not that far.

Back to the nest, Because you can't cope

With what life Is dishing out here?

That's not true, Dr. Brackett.

Isn't it?

You made a big decision When you left your parents,

And the outside world is proving

Tougher than You expected, right?

I guess so.

Now you're trying To make it all go away,

Including your own guilt.

And you want to do it By returning to a place

Where you felt safe In the past.

The trouble is, You're a different person now.

Des moines won't Be the same either.

You're alive And healthy, april,

With a husband and son Who need you.

What would you have had If you had stayed at home?

What does home Have to offer

That's more important than What you have here and now?

You really don't think I'm being punished?

Only by yourself.

You know, I was trying To picture des moines

When you came in.

And all I could See was rab.

You're a very lucky girl.

We'll talk again later If you want to.

Johnny: What do we got?

Well, take a look.

It's a human glider.

There's a guy Under that thing.

He jumped From here, huh?

Guess so.

What kind of shape Is he in?

He doesn't Look too good.

We figured we better Not try and move him

Until you checked Him out first.

All right. Well, We'll go get our gear.

All right.

Fool, where'd he think He was gonna land?

I don't know. You can ask when We get down there.

Let's go.

I guess you better Send our gear down.

Will do.

It's kind of a long way Down there, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

Johnny: it's gonna be hard Getting him down out of there.

That's for sure.

The tree doesn't Look too stable.

He must have Hit pretty hard.

You guys want To get our gear,

And we'll stay here And check him out, huh?

Right.

I think I better go.

The less weight Up there, the better.

Right. I'll take the radio.

All right.

Engine 85, This is squad 51.

We're gonna need A stokes down here

And a way Of getting it back up.

Right, 51.

And better send us down Some rope and a tree saw.

10-4, 51. Let's go.

How you doing?

Not so good. I think I'm kind of busted up.

Well, we're gonna try To get you down

Out of here As fast as we can.

Where do you hurt?

My leg.

Which one?

The right.

How is he, johnny?

He's got a broken leg.

I can't splint Him up here.

We're gonna have to Get him down first.

But first, we're gonna Have to secure this tree.

I think this limb's About ready to go.

Need any help up there?

No, no.

Any more weight up here, And this whole thing's gonna go.

Me, him and the tree.

All right, well, Let's use the lines.

All right, anything, Just hurry.

Right.

Okay, take up the slack.

Okay, give me the saw.

Okay. Thanks.

All right, give it a little Slack and let it ease down.

Easy now.

Let it ease down. A little more slack.

Okay.

Watch his leg.

Got it?

Keep it straight. There we go.

Watch his leg. Okay.

All right, easy does it. Easy does it. Okay.

All right.

[ sirens blaring ]

I guess there's times When being a skinny,

Out-of-condition type

Comes in handy.

Okay, larson.

April.

Dr. Brackett said You wanted to see me.

I want to see you, Hold you,

And spend the rest Of my life with you.

And the baby?

And the baby.

I tried to picture My life without you,

And it was so lonely.

It was worse than anything We've gone through together.

Honey.

I'll try to believe That whatever happens,

The good and the bad,

Is just a part Of living.

But I can't change All at once.

We've got all the time In the world.

That was dix.

That guy we saved Is gonna be okay.

What are you doing?

I'm eating.

No way you're gonna Keep in shape

Eating That stuff, johnny.

Ah.

It says so right In this book here.

Oh, hush, I know what it says.

Okay, but if you keep eating That kind of junk...

Junk?

Chet, do you think this Is a normal-type sandwich

Like some of the junk That you eat?

You're wrong.

As usual, You're 100% wrong.

You know, chet, I'm gonna tell you.

This sandwich is made With secret ingredients.

Secret ingredients? Come on, john.

I'm not kidding you.

I'm being Very serious with you.

The recipe to this sandwich Was given to me

By an old winnedago indian.

It was an ancient Tribal secret

Handed down From father to son.

They used to eat this stuff All winter long.

They were In fantastic shape.

Well, you know. You know how They used to outrun deer

And run around in the snow Half-naked.

It was because of This stuff right here.

They also lived to be Fantastic old ages, too.

Get out of there. In fact...

In fact, the guy who gave me The recipe to this sandwich,

Lived to be 114 years old himself.

And he'd still be alive today If he wasn't hit by a bus

Coming home from His girlfriend's house

At 3:00 In the morning.

You know, I'm gonna Tell you something.

Now, you're not Gonna believe this.

But I had the hospital

Analyze the ingredients To this sandwich.

And you know what They told me?

They said this could very well Be a breakthrough

In the care and feeding Of the old people

All over The world today.

There's a lot of money To be made in this sandwich.

I wonder if they have Any more mayonnaise.