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[ clanking ]

Hey, roy, hand me That three-quarter, Will ya?

Roy?

[ gargling ]

[ gargling ]

[ gargling ]

Sounds like the Percussion section Of a rock group.

What?An't a guy gargle Around here without Being hassled?

Gargle--is that What you were doing?

Huh. With salt, yet.

What do you expect me To use?Ayonnaise?

Hey, that'd be Kind of different.

My mother used to Make me gargle With vinegar

And soybean oil when I had a sore throat.

Who said I had A sore throat?

What are you getting So defensive about?

If you don't Have a sore throat, What are you gargling for?

I like to gargle, okay?

Look, if you Got a problem,

Let me have a look.

Oh, no. Don't start doing

That paramedic number on me.

There's nothing to see. Go work on the squad,

Finish the squad. I'll come out And join you in a minute.

I'm finished. Now, come on. Let me have a look.

Just let me look Down your throat.

I told you there's Nothing to see.

Can't a guy gargle around This place for no reason?

Nobody gargles for No reason, right?

He's hiding something, And something serious.

That's right.[ alarm blaring ]

Dispatcher: squad 51, Possible heart case.

Mammoth studios, 3100 korbel canyon boulevard.

3100 korbel canyon boulevard.

Nearest cross street Hollywood freeway. Time out 1410.

Squad 51, ten-four. Kmg-36s.

I'll get the door.

[ siren blaring ]

Officer on speaker: Follow me.

Park to the left.

What took you so long?

Where's the patient?Inside.

Follow me. Hurry.

In here.You fellas doctors?

We're paramedics. You wanna get out Of the way, please?

Para-what?! Boris, I thought I told you To get me a doctor.

I couldn't locate one!

This is the best I could do fast.

The best you could do was A para-something-or-other?

We'll have a doctor On the phone.

Just stay out of The way, please.

You gonna use A remote control now?

For my star, That's not good enough.

Right now, that's all He's got goin' for him.

Cy.

[ grunts, groans ] Oh, my chest.

Wh-where am I?

Easy, mister. Don't try to talk.

How'd this happen?

Suppose you tell me, Medicine man.

Were you here When he passed out?

I've been with him

Since the company Broke for lunch.

Will you Do something

And stop Asking questions?

Cy!

We were just Finishing lunch,

Having coffee, When ray felt some pain

Around his Nose and his eyes.

And then his chest Started to hurt.

And now he doesn't Know where he is.

Yeah. Ray got all confused, Disoriented, you know?

That's about The whole story.

Is there any history Of heart trouble,

Anything else You might know of?

He's got a history Of nothing.

Get to it and stop Asking questions.

E.K.G.'s ready.

All right. How old is he?

What's that got To do with it?

I haven't got time To tell you.

How old is he?Around 46.

Rampart base, This is rescue 51.

Rampart base, This is rescue 51.

51, this is rampart. Go ahead.

Rampart, we have A male patient,

Caucasian, Approximate age 46.

He's suffering from pains In the chest.

He's got sinus pressure, Mental confusion.

The vitals seem normal.

Blood pressure Is 120 over 70.

Pulse rate is 80.

51, can you Send me a strip?

Stand by, rampart.

Lead two.All right, rampart. This will be lead two.

[ whirring ]

51, the e.K.G. Appears normal.

Start an I.V. With d5w

And transport As soon as possible.

Ten-four, rampart.

Well, what's wrong With him?

We don't know that yet.

You're shooting A needle into him,

And you don't Know yet?

It's just a precaution.

Precaution Against what?

Against the possibility

That he may need Medication later

And we won't be able to Get it into him.

Here. Hold this, please.

Look, I'll go to The hospital with him.

You keep things Rolling here.

I'm a director, Not a magician.

That's our star Stretched out there.

Well, laying there, He's no good to Either one of us.

Now, you shoot Around him.

Okay.

Okay, move out of The way here.

Okay. Let's bring it in.

[ siren blaring ]

♪♪

You two can sure Make things happen Around here.

What do you mean?

We have a lobby Full of newsmen

And raymond boyd Fans out there.

Word spreads fast.

I just heard. How is he?

No change.

[ chuckles ] Looks like One of those fans

Is on the hospital Staff, doc.

There you go again. She shows a little sincere Professional concern,

You make something Out of it.

Just an experienced Observation, that's all.

I'll bet.Speaking of observation,

Have you had Your throat looked at?

You should really Let me look at it.

Brackett: oh, dix, Have x-ray set up

For a skull series, Will ya?

Yeah. Right away.

Vitals normal. E.K.G. Looks good.

It's got me, kel.

Exactly my diagnosis.

Let's get Those tests started.

[ groaning ]

Where am I?

Rampart emergency Hospital.

Easy, now. You're In no condition To be getting up.

What am I doing here?

We haven't quite Got that figured out.

How do you feel now?

Weak. Numb all over.

What about Your head?

I wish it weren't there.

It's splitting.

Uh-huh?

Does that tell you Something?

No, not really.

We're gonna run A few tests

After you've Had some rest.

We'll know More then.

You'll give it to me straight, Right, doc?

There isn't Any other way.

Then let's get on with it.

Cy's probably in his office Having kittens right now.

No, uh... Your producer

Is in my office Having kittens.

Put him In observation 2.

Oh, great healers. Look who's back From the wars.

Hey, boot! Come here, boy!

Yeah. How are ya? Huh? How you doin'?

Well, what was The diagnosis?

According To the captain,

The vet said he Had a tick buried Behind his ear.

Oh, yeah? Huh. You hurt, boy?

Doesn't seem any worse For the wear.

He's an amazing Hound dog.

It took some Tricky surgery.Yeah?

Yeah. About 36 bucks' worth.

Uh-oh. Gaff time.

How badly Are we damaged?

Well, let's see. Three shifts...

Six men a shift. That's a total of 18.

And 18 into 36 is--

Two.Two bucks apiece, yeah.

Well, it's well Worth it for boot.

Right, boy. Huh?

Happy to chip in.

Yeah. Just don't ask us

To chip in on your bill.

My bill?

You do have insurance, Don't you?

Oh, back on that kick again.

You don't?I do have medical insurance,

And I don't need it.

Listen to the man, chet.

Sounds like a case Of the frights.Scared to death.

Why don't the both of you Go out and play in the freeway?

[aughs

Uh, gage? Two bucks.

Hmm. Like I said, It's worth it.

Yeah.

I was going over These equipment lists.

Did you guys ever Find a replacement

For that leaky Oxygen valve?

Yeah, the day Before yesterday.

I sent the old one Back to s&t.

Are you all right?Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

Sure I am. Why?It just looked to me

As if you were having A hard time swallowing That pop.

[learshroat Oh. It's the carbonation.

You sure?Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure.

You know, desoto, If you nip that kind Of thing in the bud,

You save yourself A lot of sick days off,

And you save me a lot Of paperwork.

If something's really Wrong with you,

I want you to take care Of yourself.

Dispatcher: Engine 15,

Return to quarters.

Listen. I got A production schedule

That's tighter Than kelsey's pocketbook.

Now, look, doc. I don't expect you To understand.

I mean, You're only a doctor.

Look, let me put it In perspective for you.

Raymond boyd Is a very famous, Highly-paid actor

Who has made my show one of The top point-grabbers In the industry.

But what he makes Is peanuts compared to The quarter of a million

I pour into that show Every week

Just to get it On the tube.

What that all boils down to Is a very expensive Production company

Laying around a soundstage

While he's laying Around a hospital.

And if he lays around too long, There isn't gonna be any show.

Raymond boyd is Gonna be out of a job,

And I'm gonna be In the soup line At the mission.

And I'd guess The worst part

Is you in the Soup line, right?

Oh, wrong. I've been In that line before.

Then why all the drums And cymbals?

'cause I hate to see A good show go down The sewer for no reason.

He's a sick man.Sick, sick!

It's all relative. I'm a sick man, too.

Listen, you could write A medical bestseller About my stomach.

Look, doc, you said yourself He's up, awake.

He's feeling better, And nothing seems To be wrong with him.

So who knows? Maybe it's indigestion.

I think we can safely Rule that out.

Okay, okay. So it's not indigestion.

The fact remains, You still don't know What's wrong with him,

So maybe it's only Temporary, right?

That's possible.

But we won't know Till we see The test results.

But it's possible you Won't know even then?

I'll admit there are A few areas

We doctors don't have Answers for yet.

Look, here's what I've Been leading up to--

What's it gonna hurt To let him go back to work

Until you get The results of the tests?

Maybe nothing. Then again, maybe a lot.

Well, I say Let's take the chance.

That's a pretty casual Attitude, mr. Kliner.

I'm afraid I can't take That chance.

Well, he's my star!

And he's my patient. That comes first.

That's your final word?For now it is.

Well, prepare yourself To be replaced.

Be sure you have The authority, Mr. Kliner.

Listen, I'm a businessman, Dr. Brackett.

It's in his contract.

You got until tomorrow To finish those tests.

Let me have The blood lab, please.

Dixie.

Is it really you?

It's been A long time, ray.

Morning. How was your days off?

Fine. Yours?

What you got In your mouth?

Nothin'. Just some candy.

Candy?

Okay. They're cough drops.

Roy, you know This thing is Gettin' out of hand.

All right. I just have A tickle in my throat.

That's all. Just a tickle.

All right. Let me have a look.

Take my word for it.

Okay. Have it your way.

Maybe the captain'll See it different.

Okay, dr. Kildare. Go ahead and do your thing.

But I'm telling you, You're not gonna See anything.

Open your mouth. Open your mouth.

Open your mouth.

Ahh. Ahh.

Say "Ahh."Ahh.

Ahh. Open.Ahh.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

So? What's Your diagnosis?

That you see A real doctor.

Uh-huh. In other words, You didn't see anything,

Mostly because There's nothin' to see.

Just the opposite. You have what we Call in the trades

Tonsillitis, My dear boy.

Ha.What do you mean, "Ha"?

Either you take a trip To the funny farm,

Or maybe you take A refresher course.

It just so happens I had my tonsils out When I was five years old.

Ahh. Ahh.

[ alarm blaring ]

Dispatcher: Engine 51, squad 51,

Children trapped On the gas storage tanks,

La palma and dexter.

La palma and dexter. Time out 0810.

Station 51, Ten-four. Kmg-365.

[ sirens blaring ]

You fellas sure did A heap of travelin' To get here so quick.

Did you put in The call, sir?You betcha!

I spent my last Ten-cent piece Callin' you fellas.

It's them kids Up there.

I do believe they're Downright stuck.

Well, Safety belts and lines--

That's all you Can carry, I think.

Stoker, have dispatch notify The gas company.

You figurin' on gettin' Them to raise that tank Back up there?

That's a though.That's about All it is.

The kids rode it Up there about Two hours ago.

I told 'em to Keep off there,

But you know how Kids are nowadays.

They don't pay No attention to ya.

You mean when that tank Went up there,

Those kids were On top of it?Yes, sir.

Fool kids didn't Have sense enough

To wait till they Started back down.

They just clung on To that big gizmo

Like a couple Of monkeys.

Maybe the gas Company knows a way

To get that tank Up there.

If not, we'll have To pack 'em down.

I wouldn't get My hopes up.

That tank ain't gonna Go nowhere but down

Until 2:00 tomorrow.

They say it's Fully automatic.

Maybe the gas company Knows a way, right?

We'll still give it a try.

You fellas do What you want to.

But you're just Wastin' your time.

Dispatcher: engine 147, This is squad 39...

The old man acts Like he knows what He's talking about.

Yeah. Maybe he does.

I'd like to think Maybe he doesn't.

Hey, cap. Dispatch said

The gas company rep Said there's nothing They could do,

And the tank won't Go up again until Tomorrow afternoon.

1400, right?Yeah. How did you Know that?

I got an expert Advising me.

Dispatcher: Squad 31,

No answer on The callback number.

Whew! Them fellas Sure got a lot of guts

To move around Up there like that.

Kelly, hook up. They're gonna need a line To get down from there,

So go up on top And throw one down To them, all right?

Right away, cap.

Well, that was fast.Yes, sir.

How you guys doin'?

Not so good, mister. I'm scared.

More than that, He has to go to the bathroom.

All right. We'll be there In a minute. Hold on.

You can say that again.

You fellas make A pretty good livin' Doin' this, huh?

There's food on our tables, If that's what you mean.

I guess I'd have made A real proud fireman.

I guess the big thing Is security, huh?

What I'm sayin' is, Knowin' your job's Gonna be there tomorrow.

Ain't no way they can Chuck you firemen Off no junk pile

And make you work with Some automatic gizmo.

Dispatcher: battalion 7, Engine 95, engine 41

Are drawing on main And el segundo.

Guess we're In trouble, huh?

Let me put it to you This way--

Firemen don't Get ya in trouble, Jimmy, do ya?

By the looks of things, Looks like you got Yourself into trouble.

If you can get us down, I swear I'll never Do it again.

That sounds Like a bargain.

We're gonna get you Down in a minute,

But you're gonna have to Do everything we tell you.

It's that Old man's fault.

He called you, Didn't he?

Thank your lucky stars He did call us.

We could've got down when That tank came back up.

According to That old man,

That won't be until Tomorrow afternoon.

You still wanna wait?Well...

Maybe I'd better Go with ya.

My mom, she might Get worried about me.

You're a very Understanding Young fella.

Yeah.

Hey, roy! I'll throw You the line from here!

All right. Now, You kids listen to us.

We're gonna attach These lines around ya,

And it'll attach you to us. We're gonna take these hooks

And put 'em through This long line here.

You're gonna have To put your arms Around our neck,

And then we're gonna Rappel down with you.

We'll go down real slow, All right?

Sounds Simple enough.

All right. Stand up.

Grab on to my neck.

You ready?Yeah.

Okay.

That's the dangest rig I ever did see.

Boy, this is Really scary.

You just hold on to me On the way down. We'll be okay.

Okay. Hold on To my shoulder.

[ radio chatter ]

There you are.Thanks a lot, mister.

You can save your thanks For that man over there. He helped us.

Thanks a lot, Mister.

Thanks ain't Enough, boys.Huh?

I spent my last Ten-cent piece

Calling these firemen For you boys.

Least you can do Is cough up my Ten-cent piece.

And stay off them Gizmos.

Smart alecks.

How's our star performer This morning?

Wondering why he hasn't Seen his favorite nurse

Since the day He came in here.

Well, I've been Pretty busy.

Come on, dix. You've Been avoiding me. Why?

Like I said, I've been busy.

You know I've been Fighting off my producer

So that I could Stay here longer.

And all the time I thought you were here

Having some tests made.

That's part of it.

You've been Avoiding me, dix. Why?

Why talk about it?

About what? Us?

Yeah, ray. About us.

It's over-- A long, long time over.

That's not the impression I got the day I came in here.

You were kinda happy To see me.

I was.

And I was concerned About your health.

And maybe thinking about San francisco, 1960?

Remember that little Beer garden and...

How we used to sit for hours At that little table In the back,

Not saying a word?

Yeah.

We didn't have To speak.

It was like-- [ighs

Like what, dixie?

It's not important.

It is important.

Just seeing you again Has made it important.

I've had a lot of time To think in here,

Realize how stupid And selfish I was.

[ door opening ]

Dixie.

Dix?

You work with Computers, dick?

I'm a teleprocessing Operator, part-time.

And I'm doing graduate work At u.C.L.A. Full-time.

Under a lot of Pressure, I guess.

You gotta tell me What's wrong with me. I must know.

Is it an ulcer? Or cancer?

Dick, there's nothing Wrong with you.

Yeah, but I'm bleeding.

I can feel blood running Down through my body.

You've had both upper And lower g.I.'s,

Every kind of test They have at u.C.L.A. Medical center.

I've checked your blood. It's absolutely normal.

Your problem is strictly Psychosomatic.

You mean I'm losing my mind.

No. But, like a lot of College men who are Under pressure,

Your mind starts Affecting your body.

Some people Hyperventilate.

We had a young fellow In here last night

Who thought he was Having a heart attack.

And he wasn't?No.

Heartbeat like A plow horse.

Now, you may be on Your way to an ulcer

If you don't get hold Of yourself.

Somehow you've gotta Find a way to relieve The pressure...

Or see a psychiatrist.

I hate college.

I'm workin' on my doctorate At u.C.L.A. In chemistry,

And I hate chemistry.

I also hate computers.

As a matter of fact, I hate my whole life!

Then why are you Digging yourself An early grave?

I don't know.

Family pressure, I guess.

You know, get an education, Be successful, get rich.

But what do you want?

I don't know. I don't know.

Well, find out. Throw the rest In the wastebasket...

Or you're gonna Come unglued.

Yeah.

Would you like Some company?

They say misery Loves it.

That bad, huh?

No. Just a little Confused, that's all.

I was just Talking to him.

Pretty strong Memories, huh?

A few. How is he, kel?

I have a hunch Everything's gonna Be all right.

A hunch?

So far all His tests indicate

He's the epitome Of health.

Then what's wrong With him?

Well, I had this One wild idea.

Do you know what He had for lunch Day before yesterday?

Chinese food.And that gives you a clue?

Well, I admit It's pretty unusual,

But there have been Reported cases of Symptoms like those.

Caused by what?An excessive amount of Monosodium glutamate.

It can produce symptoms Like his in some people.

Ray had a very large Bowl of wonton soup,

Which happened To be loaded with it.

Then he's gonna Be okay?

I think so.

But, uh...

I didn't come here to Discuss the patient.

Yeah. I know.Wanna talk?

There really isn't Much to say, kel.

Seeing ray just jolted A 12-year-old memory

Of two people Who went together Like scotch and milk.

Well, some people find That a pleasing mixture.

Oh, very pleasing, But not compatible.

It's no one's fault, Really.

Ray had the beginnings Of his acting career,

And me--well I was just Hooked on being a nurse.

That simple, huh?That simple.

Want some more coffee?Yeah.

Ah. Here we go.

Hey, doc, You got a second?

Sure. What's up?

Roy and I have A bet here,

And I'd like you To settle it.

I just want you to know He's out of his mind as usual.

So don't keep me In the dark.

But I'm right this time.

See, I say he's got Tonsillitis.

And I say It's impossible.

I had 'em cut out When I was five years old.

Well, there's one way To resolve it.

Have a seat, roy.

All right.

[ whistling ]

Excuse me, john.Hmm? Oh.

All right. Say "Ahh."Ahh.

Ahh.Ahh.

Uh-huh.

See that?Aha.

Ahh?

Take these for A couple days, then Come back to see me.

What are these for?

Tonsillitis.

You're kiddin'.They grew back.

The biggest I've seen in years.

Squad 51 available. Squad 51.

Look, it's been Known to happen, roy.

Lots of people Grow new ones.

Okay. You win.

You're not afraid, Now, are ya?

Afraid of what?

You do know that They're gonna have To come out again.

Of course I'm not afraid.

I won't even feel it.

It's only minor Surgery, you know.

I know.

Maybe it'll all Clear up,

And it won't even Be necessary.

Nope.

You don't think so, huh?Nope.

[ radio beeping ]

Dispatcher: squad 51, Injury at the college.

1060 barnham. 1060 barnham.

Cross street 10th. Time out 1140.

Squad 51, ten-four.

[ siren blaring ]

Will you look at this?

Where do we start?

Let's start with her.

Woman: My girls are first. Come on.

Your girls have never Been first at anything.

Shut up, janie. None of this Would've happened

If it wasn't for you.

[ll arguing ]

Now, look, we've got Enough problems The way it is.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Ow!

This arm's broken, I think. Johnny?

Did you hear that, Gloria?

Wait a minute. Give me that.

All right, Give me that!

Get out of the way!

That stupid cow Broke my arm.

Watch the stick!

Hold still.

Can you fix it?

Girls--

Come on. Don't interfere.

Give me--

[runting

All right. Now, hold on!

Hey, what about me?

I'll be there In a minute. Now, hang on.

Hold still.You just wait.

All right. What's wrong with ya?

My rear.

And my ankle.

All right. I'll see What I can do

About your...Ankle.

No guts, huh?

[ women shouting ]

You do this sort of thing All the time?

What sort of thing?Fighting.

It's a good sport. The cows on the other Team just play dirty.

I don't know About playin' dirty, But they sure play rough.

What's the matter? It bother you to see

See a bunch of females Tearin' each other apart?

I just think it's all Kind of unnecessary, That's all.

Tell them that.

Why don't you Tell 'em that?

We did. It just got A little out of hand.

From the looks Of this ankle,

I think you're gonna Be out of commission

For at least a month.

Hey, that'll put me out For the whole season.

Did you ever think Of trying chess?

[aughs

Everybody fixed up, Fireman?

Sort of.

What is this? An hour ago,

You two were ready to tear One another to pieces.

Well, listen, What do you expect?

We gonna hold A grudge forever?

Trouble is, You fellas don't understand.

Yeah. I guess not.

Right. We were just, um,

A little Over-motivated.

Over-motivated, huh?

Sure. It's, uh, Just a healthy outlet For aggression

Caused by the pressures Of contemporary reality.

That's all. See ya later, fellas.Bye.

[ chattering ]

You know, We've been here for A little over an hour,

And I still Don't believe it.

That's your problem, Johnny--

No contact with reality.

After handling that covey Of girl combatants The other day,

I wouldn't care if they Outlawed sports completely.

At least until you take care Of roy, right, doc?

Just name the day, roy. You're in good Enough shape

To have those tonsils Taken out right now.

You know, I feel A lot better.

Ah, good time to sharpen The old scalpel, right?

Right, johnny.Okay.

You're sure anxious To get the blade To me, friend.

No. [ beeping ]

[ alarm blaring ]

Oh, this sounds big.

[ blaring continues ]

Dispatcher: Squad 51, engine 51,

Engine 37, engine 16,

Truck 82, truck 127 And battalion 14.

Structure fire, Olive view hospital.

Olive view hospital, Grid 2-baker-4.

Time out 131o.

That's the hospital That was wiped out by The earthquake last year.

Squad 51 responding From rampart emergency.

Did you get The good news?

Yeah. Did I ever.

I'm as healthy As a horse.

That's what We like to see.

When do I check out?

According To dr. Brackett,

When mr. Kliner Picks you up.

Ah, that's great.

I'm gonna miss you, dix. Sure you won't reconsider?

No, ray.

I think the shock's Worn off.

I'm back To normal now.

I know where I'm at, What I want.

I envy you.

Why?

I wish I knew Where I was at And what I want.

[ siren blaring ]

Engine 127, lay a 2 1/2

From the hydrant At the access road To the north side.

Truck 68, Ventilate the roof.

Roy, you and john Take an inch and a half in Through the loading dock.

Fine.

[ radio chatter ]

You gotta get 'em Out of there. They're trapped.

They were on the second floor When the fire started. They didn't get out.

How many and where?There's four of 'em.

I don't know Where they had the--

Had what? Come on. What?

Gasoline. We were Trying to burn The place down.

Engine 51, move your lines Into the second floor.

We apparently Have people trapped.

What the devil Did you do that for?

For, kicks, man! For kicks!

What difference Does it make?

The place was Abandoned since The earthquake.

We're doing Everyone a favor.

Stick around, mister.

The police will want To talk to you.

Dispatcher: Squad 3, what is your status?

Squad 3, What is your status?

[ radio chatter ]

[ coughing ]

Hey, roy! Cap!

[ coughing ]

[ coughing ]

[ coughing ]

Dispatcher: Ten-four, engine 17.

Negative, battalion 8.

[ coughing ]

[ radio chatter ]

[ coughing ]

[ coughing ]

We could only find Two of 'em.

We're gonna have To go back.

No, don't.

There's no need.What are you talkin' about?

The other two were headed Down to the basement When the fire started.

Chief, 68 says There was a cave-in Down there 15 minutes ago.

As shaky as this place is, There'll probably be A dozen more cave-ins

Before we're done.

Where were they going Down there?

The kitchen. I'm pretty sure.

It's all yours, captain. I'll get some help to you, But make it fast.

That smoke's backin' up From the upper floors.

We're just gonna Have to dig.

Let's start by moving This thing out of the way.

Let me get over On the other side.

Thanks.

This is gonna Take a while.

We're running out Of valuable time.

There's about six feet Of free space down there.

If I dig long enough,

I think I'll be able To tunnel under every--

[rash

Watch out. Watch this. Chet?

You all right?

Can you hear me? Can you hear me?

Yeah!Are you hurt?

I think it's my shoulder. It's broken.

It really hurts a lot.

All right. Don't move around. Stay put.

I'm not going Anywhere.

Captain, can you bring A porta power up here?

I'll contact rampart. We're probably gonna Need some morphine.

All right, roy.

Do you believe it? They were doin' it For society.

Or so they said.

Sounds kind of Sick to me.Yeah.

Heard anything From the guys?

They're still digging.

Found the two kids yet?Not yet.

That's tough.

Kel. Cy kliner Would like to see you.

Okay. Get him To the cast room As soon as you can.

I think that shot's Starting to wear off.

Okay.

Doctor, I really Can't thank you enough. You've done a miracle.

Hey, I'm sorry for All those things I said.

I hate to Tell you this--

I didn't do anything But run a few tests.

The condition Cleared up by itself.

Don't you believe it. Ray is like a new man.

To tell you the truth, He wasn't coming across Like he should,

But now he'll start acting Like an actor should.

I can feel it.

Well, thanks For everything, doc.

At least it was A good rest.

That's something we could All use once in a while.

Hey, maybe I'll check in One of these days

And give my stomach A break, huh?

Hey, come on. There's work to be done.

Woman on.A.: dr. Brackett, Dr. Kelly brackett,

Wanted in c.C.U., stat.

For all of us. Excuse me, gentlemen.

Incidentally, Doc...

They finally Sprung ya, huh?

Truthfully, I hate To leave here.

That makes you crazy.

I guess we're all A little crazy, huh?

Yeah, but we get over it, Don't we, ray?

See you around.

Dix, have you heard anything From the guys? Dix?

Dix?Oh, yeah.

Have you heard anything From the guys?

Well, not for A couple of hours,

But they left Their radio open. You want me to check?

Would you?Sure.

Rampart base To rescue 51.

Go ahead, rampart. Rescue 51.

I have a fireman here Who'd like to know

How things are going.

Pretty slow. No luck yet. How's he doing?

Coming along Fine, 51.

You tell him that's because We have him the best of care.

Ten-four, 51.

Any luck?No.

Doesn't look good.

Hey, I've got Something here.

Come on.

Well, You look great.

What's with The necktie?

I had to go to court On those firebugs

That put the torch to The hospital last week.

I know a couple Of patients

Who are sure gonna Be interested In the results.

Yeah. Well, I thought I'd kill two birds With one visit.

I got roy Some ice cream.

By the way, How are they?Terrific.

Uh-huh?I think.

[huckles

Where?

Okay.

Kelly: anyway, I bet you never saw

Anything like this In your life before.

We pull up to this place, And it is a mess.

Smoke, flames, people Screamin' and yellin'.

I mean, roy, I've been On a lot of fires, Right, but this one--

Oh, hi, john. I'm just telling roy here

About when I was at 8's A couple of years ago-- West hollywood.

Anyway, I pull a line-- A 2 1/2-inch line-- In the front door.

I'm shocked, appalled, Appealed.

Anyway, I look around. What is it?

These girls Are half-naked.

I mean, the place Is wall-to-wall with chicks.

They don't have enough on Between 'em to fill a mailbox.

Anyway, I get this line, right, And I walk up a ladder with it.

This chick starts Giving me the number, right?

"Kelly!" she starts yellin'. "Kelly!"

I'm tryin' to put a fire out. See ya, johnny.

I'm tryin' to put a fire out.

[hatter continues ]

We have a lot of fires.

The chick starts yelling-- No, thanks, roy.

Anyway, the chick starts Yellin', "Kelly! Kelly!

Not that fire! The fire is in my eyes!"

I don't know exactly What she means by this.

So I get down after the fire, I said, "Sweetheart--"

I mean, this chick Was well-endowed, you know?

Well-endowed. I said, "Sweetheart..."

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