Original subtitles

Wonder when They're coming.

When who's comin'?

Come on. The crew With the fashion models.

Oh, sometime today.

Why are you Making such A big deal of it?

They're only gonna Use the rigs For a backdrop.

Yeah, but I thought Maybe they might need A technical adviser,

Someone to watch out After the girls.

Girls. Here we go again.

You're getting Yourself turned on

Over absolutely Nothing.

Nothing?

You call a bunch of Beautiful models nothing?

The trouble With you, roy,

Is you've been Married too long.

[ alarm blaring ]

Dispatcher: squad 51. Man trapped in a ditch

At the quarter-mile ranch, Number 65 old king's road.

Number 65 Old king's road.

Cross street 211th. Time 0922.

Stanley: Kmg-365.

[ siren wailing ]

Hey, hurry. He's bleedin' bad.

He's right over there. Tractor fell over.

Got too close To the edge,

And, uh, it went Right over on him.

Pinned both His legs.

Any way we can get That tractor off him?

You might be able To use this truck,

But the ground's So soft.

Tell you in a minute. No. There's no way

We're gonna bring A truck out here.

It's my fault, I guess.

How do you figure?

I don't mean About the tractor.

I mean about me Not looking For him sooner.

I guess that's The end of my job.

He's a tough boss.

There's no way We're gonna get That squad up here.

I couldn't get a doc For you, mr. Hammond.

They sent These guys instead.

Is he hurt anywhere But his arms?

What about his legs?

No. I think They're okay.

Dirt's pretty loose Under there.

Do you feel Any pain anywhere?

It's not very good.

Blood pressure, 88 over 42.

He's gonna need Ringer's fast.

You think he's Going into shock?

Rampart, this is rescue 51. Come in, please.

Rampart, this is Rescue 51. How do you read?

Rampart, this is Rescue 51. Over.

We're gonna have To make that fast.

I'm gonna have to Start this I.V. Quick.

Rampart, this is rescue 51. How do you read me? Over.

How did you get us On the phone?

There's a phone in The house on the hill.

Rampart, this is rescue 51. Come in, please.

Did you phone An ambulance, too?

Yeah. They said that They were sending one.

I think we're In a dead zone.

Those hills over there.

Who you tryin' to call?

I thought you guys Could take care of him.

Rampart, This is rescue 51.

How do you read me? Over.

Nothing.

Why you just Sittin' here?

[ighs

I'm gonna go up On the ridge over there.

How do? I'm dr. Alexander knott.

With a "K". K-n-o-t-t. I wonder if I can Be of help?

Are you A medical doctor?

Do I look like a ph.D. In computers?

We got a man here. He's in shock.

He needs an I.V. You willing to accept Him as your patient?

I said I'm a doctor.

I can see the man is hurt. You're in my way.

How's his Blood pressure?

It's 80 over 38.

You know how To use that thing?

In my sleep.

All right.

Roy, it's no good.

It's no better up there Than it is here.

I'm gonna go up To this house--I found a doctor.

You mean the doctor Found you.

Fortunately.

This is my partner-- John gage.

This is dr. Alexander knott--

With a "K".

Doctor.

My patient now, son.

95 over 50. He's looking better.

Maybe you ought to think About getting that Weight off his feet.

Right.

Whatever you do, Don't drop it any further.

Who is that guy?

For the present time, That's our boss.

We're gonna need Some blocks to put Underneath this jack.

Boy, I wish you guys Would leave a note Where you're goin'.

Ambulance Is on its way.

[ siren wailing In distance ]

Who's that?

Why, that's dr. Knott, With a "K".

He just happened by.

Sure. I know him.

He still makes house calls Out this way.

Okay. It's startin' To move.

I'll need somebody to Stable it. All right?

Doctor, can you move Out of the way?

We're gettin' ready To jack it up.

[runting

[runting

Hold her there. We got a problem.

Roy, the doctor's Collapsed.

Get this man Up underneath This tractor here.

[hattering

Knott: I knew It'd catch up with me One of these days.

John, you want to get The o2 and the scope?

Where does it hurt, Doctor?

Heart. Right there.

Left arm's Getting numb.

Pain is worse Than all the books Put together.

No history of any Cardiac trouble?Nothing.

Never sick a day For anything.

Except indigestion.

Bothering me the Last couple of weeks.

Sheriff, you want To hand me that Drug box there?

Thank you.You're welcome.

Are we taking One or two?Two.

Depressed s.T. Segments. Looks like ischemia.

Yeah. Well, That accounts for the pain.

No abnormal beats.The b.P.'s okay.

It's a definite Ischemic pattern.

What's that?

Lack of oxygen to The heart muscle.

You feel any more pain Anywhere, doctor?

It helps if I shut up.

Ischemia diminishing.

E.K.G. Regular. What do you say

We set up an I.V. In case angina Picks up again?

Yeah. Sounds good. Let's go with, uh,

D5w t.K.O. And then transport.

Any objection, Doctor?

In this department, You're the expert.

Did you check the legs?

Just superficial Bruises.

And the fluid's keeping Him out of shock.

Never thought I'd see You a patient, doc.

Keep it under Your hat, charley.

Could ruin my practice.

[ siren blaring ]

♪♪

[ no audible dialogue ]

What have you got?

A car accident. She went out of control.

Hit a little girl. Didn't do herself Any good, either.

Put morton on it. I'm gonna need you

On two cases The paramedics Are bringin' in.

Trouble. Gage called again.

His cardiac patient's feeling So good, he wants you.

He said he doesn't need Hospitalization.

He's got too much Work to do.

What are his Symptoms?

It adds up to Angina pectoris.

But it's his First attack.

Carol, find Dr. Morton for me.

I believe He's in x-ray.

Tell gage To sit on him Till he gets in.

He's our Patient now.

That's the problem, kel.

The man's his own patient. He's a doctor.

Well, tell him He's already paid For the ride.

He may as well Relax and enjoy it.

I'll be in 4 until Morton relieves me.

Gage: rampart base, This is rescue 51.

Go ahead, 51.

Dr. Knott insists we're Making a big mistake.

He says I may know more about Arrhythmia than he does,

But he taught medical law For six years.

Correction--seven years.

And he knows his rights.

Tell the good doctor that All the law in the world

Won't help his angina, And bring him in.

Joe needs you In 4, mike.

Is that the Accident victim-- Laura crandall?

Yeah. Concussion And possible Internal injuries.

It's worse than that. The kid she hit Died en route.

Gage: rampart, We've had a discussion, And we're comin' in.

Ten-four, 51.

John gage-- Boy salesman.

Tractor driver's stable. We stopped the bleeding.

Dr. Knott here helped Us with him before He had his attack.

Are you dr. Brackett?Yeah. That's right.

You run emergency?Easy.

You're just a youngster.

I'm old enough To be your son.

Let's get you Inside.

130 over 40.

I want to know.

It's not gonna make any Difference to my recovery.

I'll get better, No matter what.

I just want to accept Responsibility for my actions.

We've just had a report. I'm very sorry.

Then I did kill her.

The child died on the way To the hospital.

Nobody's saying That you killed her.

She apparently died As a result

Of the collision With your car,

But that doesn't mean That you're responsible.

Thanks, doctor, But I was there. You weren't.

I can still see Her sitting...

On the sidewalk, You know?

She was playing With some...

Kind of doll's house Made out of Cardboard boxes.

You'd better rest.

Do you know what I'm saying?

She didn't run out In front of me.

I drove up onto the sidewalk, And I killed her.

Do you understand that? I killed her.

Dr. Early, Dr. Brackett Needs you in 3.

Did you aim for that Sidewalk on purpose?

How's dr. Knott?

The only thing He hasn't done

Is threaten to Sue the place.

He's in better Shape than hammond.

Sounds like he'd Rather be home.He would.

And he doesn't Even have a bunch Of models

Waitin' for him, Either.

You and your Sex fantasies.

Ah-ah-ah. You're jealous.

No. I tell you-- I have a patient

In the next room To take care of.

And I have a patient To take care of.

And you're Uncooperative.

Your tractor driver's Okay, dr. Knott.

He doesn't have A heart problem Like you do.

A mild pain Is what I have.

That's not the way I heard it.

I told this young lady

The whole story. Ask her.

I've heard Two stories, doctor,

And the one The paramedics told me

Included some symptoms You left out.

Well, I'm feeling fine now, And I have a lot to do,

And I want you to Release me in my own care.

No chance.You don't understand.

I can't afford To be hospitalized.

Surely you don't mean Financially.

I mean my practice, My patients.

What you need Right now is a rest.

For me, a rest is As good as retiring,

And retiring Is as good as dying.

Doctor, we all know-- Including you--

That doctors make Lousy patients.

You've probably Had a heart attack, However mild,

But until we check You over thoroughly,

You'll have to fight Your way past me To walk out of here.

I want out.No.

There's such a thing as A lawsuit, dr. Brackett.

And there's such a thing As being alive

To conduct one, Dr. Knott.

I know that was Her car out front.

All advertising people Drive with their top down.

Uh, what do you think?

About what?

Don't worry About the releases. I'll take care of that.

And these are Our paramedics-- John gage, roy desoto.

Fellas, say hello To billy zimmer From l.C.B.N.O.

Hi.Gentlemen, How do you do?

Where are the models?

Later, gage. Later.

Gage, how tall are you?

I'm about--how are your teeth?

They're--smile. Wider.

Let's see inside. Uh-huh. Perfect.

Now turn to the left.

Uh-huh. Mm-hmm.

He'll do, dick. Thanks very much.

We'll shoot this afternoon. Much obliged, captain.

And, gage, don't go Getting yourself damaged Or anything, hmm?

Oh. No.

[utters

What was that All about?

Oh, don't Play dumb, gage.

You've just been Selected male model Of the year.

[huckling

Yes, virginia. There is a santa claus.

Could I see that smile Once again, please?

That's very nice.[ alarm blaring ]

Squad 51, a drowning, Number 15 rumsey road.

Number 15, rumsey road. Cross street bayview.

Time, 1325.

Squad 51, Ten-four. Kmg-365.

Now don't go gettin' Yourself damaged, johnny.

[ siren wailing ]

If it's a drowning, It's either in the pool Or the bathtub.

Let's check the back.All right.

[ gasping ]

No. You don't understand. It's not me.

It's my albert. He's on the bottom!

I'll get it. I'll get it.

He was tryin' out His new wetsuit.

Enough weight on his belt To sink a whale.

Pulse is okay. How long Was he in that water?

I don't know. About 20 minutes.

He said he had 20 minutes in his tank.

Must have run out.

Why didn't he just stand up And grab on to the side?

It's eight feet Of water. He's Not very tall.

Has he been Sick lately?Oh!

He's never been Sick in his life.

He's very active.

No heart problems?

[ coughing ]He's comin' around.

How's he doin'?He's gonna be All right.

There's no buoyancy. Lousy--

That's what you get for Buyin' things on sale.

[ groans ] Oh, it hurts to breathe.

Where exactly?Right across here.

Heart?I'm not sure.

Let's get a b.P. And check the e.K.G.

See where that Ambulance is, will ya?

Pulse is 120. Regular.

What's wrong?

We're not sure yet, Ma'am.

Thanks, johnny.

Five minutes.

B.P.'s 100 over 60. He's going into shock.

Rampart, This is rescue 51.

Rampart, This is rescue 51.Go ahead, 51.

Rampart, we have a male, Approximately 50,

Just recovering From a near-drowning.

He's developed Shortness of breath

And chest pains On inspiration.

He is pale, dyspneic.

Pulse, 120 and regular.

B.P., 100 over 60 And holding.

Looks like he's Going into shock.

51, did you just Pull him out?

Negative, rampart. Oh, a couple of minutes ago.

He was okay, Then he grabbed his chest And started groaning.

No history of disease Or heart trouble, nothing.

We'd like to start An I.V.

Has he been in An accident recently?

Oh. Y-yes.

Two weeks ago. Uh, he was ridin' His motorcycle.

Drove it into a ditch.

Rampart, patient ran His bike into a ditch About two weeks ago.

51, check for trauma In the extremities.

Did he injure his legs?

Just a bruise.

Rampart, patient has suffered A blow to his right calf.

Severe contusion And hematoma.

We'd better start With that I.V. Quick.

51, it sounds like A pulmonary embolism.

Start d5w t.K.O And transport As soon as possible.

Ten-four.

Have gage monitor On the way in.

Call me if there's Any complications. I'll be in 4.

Fascinating. One doctor

And 100 radio-controlled Assistants in the field.

You're supposed To be in bed.

Bed? Nothing doing. I'm getting out Of here today.

Brackett said so.

A pocketful Of nitroglycerine,

And I'm a free man.

Feel a pain, pop a pill.

The wonders Of modern medicine.

[ chuckling ]

You know where carol is?No, but I'll call her.

Oh, she's down there. I'll get her.

He's not a bad guy If you don't try To tie him down.

He's been a pussycat Ever since kel told him He could go back to work.

What do you need, joe?I've got an unknown Illness here.

I'd like carol to arrange A complete workup

While I prepare to take That embolism in 6.

Carol, dr. Early Needs some help With this patient.

Yes, miss mccall. Come this way, please.

Now where are you Going?

I just overheard This man's symptoms,

And I think I know What's wrong with him.

If you do, you're The only one that does Around here, buddy.

You said headache, Dizziness, Blurred vision,

Sweating and sick To your stomach?

You got a numb Feeling about Your nose and mouth?

That's right.You work in a farm, Maybe an orchard?

You didn't overhear that.

But is it true?Yeah.

You been doin' Any sprayin'?

No, all I've Been doin'

Is pruning Some nectarines.

He's unconscious. The pressure's the same, And so is the pulse.

In there. Did he Swallow much water?

No, he coughed it up Long ago.

His pulse is 72.

What's on the other side Of your orchard?

Well, there's.. A highway,

A dry river And a ranch.

Right. Insecticide poisoning. Probably parathion.

No doubt drifted across From the ranch next door.

They been doin' any Crop dusting over there?

Well, it could be. Come to think of it,

There was an airplane Flying around here Last monday.

It's pretty hard On the nervous system.

I'd run atropine If I were you.

Is that the Famous dr. Knott With a "K"?

That's a doctor?

Oh.

You want to look at My nose?Ight there.

The only way that We can find out

How serious A blood clot is

Is to find out Where it is, Mrs. Peever.

Well, didn't the Radio say somethin' About pulmonary?

Here. Let me explain Something to you.

Now, there were Some indications

Of, uh, embolus In the lungs,

But they need Special tests

Before they can Confirm that.

You talk like a doctor-- In generalities.

Mrs. Peever, we can't Be more specific

Until we know more.

Now, the doctor should Be through with him

Any minute now.

Okay?

Okay.Okay.

You're certainly The right shape For a model, johnny.

Skinny as a pin.

How'd you know?You can tell By looking at you.

No, no, that isn't What I meant.

Oh. The whole Hospital knows.

Ever since Roy got here.

Incidentally, johnny, You've got a chunk Of loose hair.

Have you ever thought of Using bear grease?

How's the scuba diver?

Oh, he's okay. He's okay.

He's a lot better off Than you'll be when I Get through with you.

I was just spreading A little advance Publicity for you.

I know. When I Need a p.R. Man, I'll tell ya.

Maybe.

Mr. Peever's Is probably due

For an Embolectomy.

Dr. Brackett's Pretty confident,

But dr. Early's Not so sure

He's gonna make it Through, though.

Did you talk To his wife?

Yeah, The best I could.

I mean, she's half-mad And half-scared.

Can't say I blame her, With that daredevil Husband of hers.

Speaking of daredevils, Look who's here.

Well, if it isn't The two gentlemen That put me away.

Seems to me you were In charge of that case, Dr. Knott.

That I was. And a more Ornery patient I never had.

Anyhow, they're Letting me out of here.

And I hope never to see Your two faces again,

Except over a glass Of sherry, of course.

Dispatcher: Squad 51, l.A.Squad 51.

Squad 51, if available, Return to quarters.

Ten-four.

Looks like they're Waiting on me at The station.

Yeah. Chester morris Had the same problem All the time.

Except his hair didn't Stick up in the back.

Chester mor-- Where?

Everything all set.

Roy, go find him, Will ya?

Dispatcher: Ten-four, carpenter 2.

Meet division 4 In the parking lot.

They're waiting For you on the set, Mr. Gage.

Get me some Tissue, please.

Hmm.

Thanks.

Ohh. Go stall 'em For me, please.

Will you wait a minute?

Girls. Your makeup Looks just fine.

I think the dresses Will be perfect Against this truck.

Oh. Here you are, gage. Come over here.

I want you To try these on.

There we go. Here we go.

Somebody give him A hand here. There we go.

That's my elbow.

In the sleeve, gage. There we go. Fine.

Let's get the collar down. There we go.

Now sit right over here. Watch yourself.

Hold this ax. Uh, no. Turn it around.

There we go. Uh, down. Up.

Now, try to look Professional, gage, huh?

Dispatcher: Engine 147, ten-four...

Captain, can we get Some more firemen On the background?

You bet.Good.

Uh, mike, hop up there.

Roy, why don't you Climb aboard the rig?

Now, boys, you probably Won't even be seen in this.

So just look busy.

Except freeze, When he shoots. Okay?

Hi. My name Is johnny gage.

Hi. I'm cathy.

I'm zanni.

Short for susanne.Oh.

Did you cut Yourself shaving?

Uh, will it show?

Well, I don't know. The camera sees everything.

A little pancake Will cover that up.

Hey, tully. Hand me my bag.

Dispatcher: Battalion 7, engine 95,

Engine 41 are drilling At main and el segundo.

Hold still.

There.

Perfect.Hmm. Thanks.

[wolf whistle ]

All right, girls. Let's shoot it.

[ shutter clicking ]

Uh, gage, Don't overdo it.

[ alarm blaring ]

That's not us. Go ahead.

You can reload, tully.

Who's the cute guy With the mustache?

Who?Him.

Oh, he's just Another fireman.

Well, what are you?I'm a fireman paramedic.

Good thing you are, The way you shave.

Okay, okay. Let's get Back to work, girls.

[ radio chatter ]

You see, the truck Carries the ladders,

And the engine Carries the hoses And the water, basically.

Then there's a snorkel, Which is a truck

With a kind of hinged Platform on it That goes up 85 feet.

[ giggling, chattering ]Uh, right, gage?

Oh. Excuse me.

Um, excuse me Just for a sec. Thank you.

Now we have A rescue squad,

Which is A specialized unit--

[ alarm blaring ]

Dispatcher: Engine 51, engine 6.

Rubbish fire. 14833 rachel boulevard.

14833 Rachel boulevard.

Cross street 15th. Time 1 640.

Oh, that was A rubbish fire.

I don't go To rubbish fires.

I save lives.Oh, really?

Carol!Hello, dr. Knott.

Well, there you are.

I hope you're not here As a patient again.

Not on your life.

I come to see art hammond-- That tractor driver, You know?

He's still My responsibility.

You'll be happy to know He's ready to go home.

Is he, now? Well, I'm glad to hear that.

How is that fellow The firemen pulled Out of the pool?

Mr. Peever. Recovering nicely.

He's well enough To argue with His wife again.

She wants a new dress. He wants a new wetsuit.

I want a full series.

Tell marvin to send Them down as soon As they're dry.

Dr. Brackett.

You just can't Stay away, can you?

Well, you know, I never learned To play golf.

I can't play bridge Worth a hoot, And bowling's a bore.

Of course, there's Always scuba diving.

What can we do for you?

[ groans ]

Carol!Oh, no.

Let's get him in 6. Where are your Nitro tablets?

I left them home.

Nitroglycerin stat. Oxygen.

[ groaning ]

Easy. Easy, old-timer.

Doctor.

Okay. Go.

[ beeping ]

No arrhythmia.

Check that b.P. Fast, mike.

If this doesn't put you out To pasture, nothing will.

I don't care about Your regulations! Where is she?

The doctors are With her now.

She murdered My only daughter!

I don't know anything About that.

Sally, get security.

What do you mean by Bullying one of my nurses?

Who is it you wanted To see and why?

Laura crandall. The woman Who ran my daughter down.

She's in here somewhere,

And I want to make sure She knows what she's done.

She knows.

She's just as upset As you are.

Her car went Out of control.

The police have Cleared her. It was an accident.

She was drunk.Perhaps you'd better check The autopsy report.

Laura crandall.

She just died from A brain hemorrhage.

I don't know why It should function Perfectly well for 70 years,

And then break down Twice in one week.

Do you know How many times a heart Beats in 70 years?

No. Do you?

No. But I could Figure it out.

I have something more Important for you to do.

Dr. Brackett says Not a chance.

I'm not going to bring you Any chewing tobacco, No matter what.

What's a fella Supposed to do

Lying in this Impersonal prison?

Pretending you're offended Isn't going to help a bit.

You heard what The doctor ordered.

He said you could read Or listen to music, And that's all.

You're the meanest nurse I've ever had to work with.

Correction, dr. Knott. You're not working With me.

You're working for me, And I'm the boss.

And I'm not gonna Let you use your bedpan For a spittoon.

[ buzzing ]

Hello? Yes. Yes, sir. I'll be right there.

Doctor, don't do that!

Something wrong?There sure is.

A bit of the catheter's Broken off.

Quick, Hand me that bell cord.

I thought you knew Better than that.

Stay put. I'll be right back.

If we're lucky, We can get it with A simple cut-down.

I have complete confidence In you, nurse.

Dr. Early, I need your help. A broken catheter.

Dr. Knott bent his arm. About an inch came off.

You think You stopped it?I got a tourniquet on.

Get a portable Fluoroscope.

You've got yourself A bright nurse, doctor. She thinks fast.

That's the difference Between her age and mine.

Did I get it in time?We'll see soon enough.

He said you think Very fast.

Tourniquet's getting A little tight.

There it is.

Good girl. It's close To the surface.

We can get at it easily. Let's do a cut-down.

Now, doctor, I suggest You think seriously About retiring.

It's really a shame You didn't get Her number, gage.

I thought she Kind of liked you.

Of course, you being The big model/star you are,

You figure you can have Thousands of them anyway.

They were both so skinny, I could put 'em In the same stokes.

What is the medical term For your problem, gage?

I got it.

Sour grapes.

[ alarm blaring ]

Dispatcher: station 51, Man trapped on a cliff At the movie studio.

3100 korbel canyon boulevard.

3100 korbel canyon Boulevard.

Nearest crossroad is The hollywood freeway. Time 1102.

Station 51, Ten-four. Kmg-365.

[ sirens wailing ]

[irens wailing ]

I'm boris miller, The director.

We were trying to make A shot of the wagon comin' Around that bend there.

All of a sudden, The tongue broke,

And the wagon sailed Right off,

Took two of our Best stuntmen with it.

They're down there.

We've got some of our People down there.

Bridger's got a broken Shoulder, I think,

And iris is seriously hurt And trapped under the wagon.

Trouble is, We were afraid to move him.

Yeah. Looks like you can Get down there easily enough Without ropes, desoto,

But I don't know how We're gonna get them up.

Maybe we can lower him.

If he's got A back injury, It's not gonna be easy.

Let's bring a ladder truck Into the bottom.

You got a good Roadbed down there.

You can get Right up close, Under the falls.

Okay. Let's get goin'.

I'll call for the truck.

I'll get you An ambulance And guide 'em in.

Yeah.

L.A., engine 51. We need a ladder truck

At this location To lift off victims.

Can you give me an e.T.A.?

All ladder trucks In your area unavailable.

Approximate e.T.A., 30 minutes.

Yeah. Engine 51.

Why don't we use one Of our studio cranes?

Can it reach 'em?Oh, easy.

Let's get it In there, then.

Don, we need a crane In here on the double

To get iris And bridger off.

I'll have it here In five minutes.

L.A., engine 51. Cancel the truck.

Ten-four, engine 51. L.A. Clear. Kmg-941 .

Get down there And help him.

He needs it More than I do.

All right. There's two of us.

Don't worry. We'll take both of you.

This thing's About ready to go over.

Is there anyway of Shuttin' this water off?

The wagon Sheared the valve off When it went over.

We're gonna have to Latch up this thing fast

Before it takes him Over the falls.

[ radio chatter ]

You just take it easy. I'll get you out of here In no time.

If this thing goes over, I'm askin' for a bonus.

Why not?

Are they coming?

Where does it hurt?

Doesn't. Just numb.

Kind of got a tingling In my legs.

Don't feel much From the waist down.

Rampart base, this is Rescue 51. Do you read?

Hey, man. You're takin' One big chance.

What do they pay you For this kind of work?

Right now, not enough.

Rampart, we have An emergency.

Hold on. Roy, don't move!

I think we can Hold it, johnny.Maybe.

All right. Let's dump it.

All right. Let her go.

What?Let her go!

Are you okay?Just numb.

All right. I'm gonna go back Up to the biophone.

Lopez just went up For the backboard.

Good.

Rampart, this is Rescue 51 again.Go ahead, 51.

Rampart, we're up to Our knees in water.

We can't determine whether There's any internal Injuries or not.

We'd like to start an I.V., Though, just in case.

Ten-four, 51. Start d5w.

Ten-four.

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Set it down.

Brackett okayed d5w

As soon as we Get out of this Homemade creek.

Here comes the crane.

Joe, he's in no shape To still be practicing Actively.

After 50 years, What else is he going To be except a doctor?

What are you gonna do When you retire?

Comb the beaches

Of some south sea Island.

What about you?Travel.

I'm gonna visit every place I marked on the map During med school.

109 countries, Seven mountains,

Both poles, The five longest rivers

And, if they're Taking passengers, To the moon, too.

Hey. That's an idea. Maybe you could Get a job

As a doctor On a spaceship.

Gives me an idea.

A friend of mine Owns a travel agency.

Wait a minute. You're too young To retire.

I wasn't thinking About me.

Well, thanks to you, My dear,

I survived That broken catheter,

And I got a couple more Years of good doctoring Left in me, maybe.

Well, if you ever Need a nurse,

You know where To find me.

And a crackerjack one At that.

Thank you, dr. Knott. Bye-bye.

Bye, carol.

Well, if it isn't Dr. Knott with a "K".

Dr. Knott with A one-way ticket out Of here, you mean.

I've got a great Destination for you.

You know what you can do With that old folks' home.

Uh-uh. I was thinking About a 12-month cruise

Aboard the s.S. Queen of california.

Ah.Not even as official Ship's doctor?

Ship's doctor?Signed and sealed.

You don't get Seasick, do you?

I don't know for sure.

Oh, modern medicine will Take care of that fast.

You're all serious.

Of course. Captain henderson said He'd be very pleased

To have you aboard For sherry at your Convenience,

Talk about it.

Yeah, I know, But that movie studio Is still a strange place.

I mean, what those people Won't do for a living.

I don't know. It seems to me we take Just as many chances

As those stuntmen do.

I know, but we have to.

Johnny, the guy From the ad agency wants To see you in the office.

And you, too, roy.

You'd better Watch it, gage.

They'll want to put you In the centerfold next.

Quiet.

Anything wrong, Mr. Zimmer?

We'll just have to Re-shoot the whole thing.

The whole thing? Why? Was it the lighting?

Not the lighting.

The client just won't Buy you, gage.

The client?

Says you don't look Like a fireman.

They sent me back to do The whole thing all over.

I'm, uh--I'm gonna need Another man.

The client selected Desoto here.

Spotted him in the background Of some of these shots.

Says he really looks Like a fireman.

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