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Let's see. Your membership number is...

Oh, you're a junior high school student?

Hi, this is Telephone Communication Madonna.

How are you doing today?

Don't worry.

I poured blue moonlight in a glass and put it to my lips

It'll ease the pain in your heart

Everyone longs for a stimulus

Let's invite passion to the sky

Sweet music, that's it

Two people in motion in the sky

Please call me tonight, don't forget

Please call me tonight, once again

Hi, it's Natsumi. Oh, Emi. So how's the club going? Well?

Yeah, not much trouble.

Why don't you show your face here from time to time? You are the boss.

Hey, I'm only Natsumi Co-op's owner, as far as the club goes.

I know.

By the way, Rumi,

there's a client who needs you.

Can you write down the number?

Go ahead.

Sugiura-san from Mitaka. His issue is...

A masturbation problem?!

Hey, Yumi, what's with this?!

We can't handle this.

Well, he says his body changes when he masturbates.

Sugiura here.

This is Suuko from Madonna.

Oh, h-hi.

Thank you for calling earlier.

Oh, well...

Your voice seems dead. This is serious, huh?

Yeah, well...

When I masturbate, I see light and birds and stuff,

and my room gets trashed.

H-Hey, just calm down. Calm down and talk to me!

W-Well, I'd like to meet somewhere. Um...

Pub Juncha

Rhan Tegoth

Welcome!

Thanks for waiting!

Ashtray on a book.

That was the sign.

I'm Sugiura.

I'm Suuko. Nice to meet you!

Welcome! What would you like?

Iced Earl Grey, please.

Certainly.

You must be popular with girls!

Regarding what we were talking about before...

It's not such a serious problem.

I have a friend who's about your age and very familiar with Freud.

According to him, the libido is...

Wha-

What happened to your clothes?!

Whenever I try... um, this happens.

Here you are. Please enjoy.

I guess this is no place for Freud.

It's not fun if it's too easy, anyway.

I have to spend so much on clothes, too.

Why don't you masturbate here?

No?

A lizard might appear. Maybe even a werewolf.

The Secret of the Werewolf Village

Hey...

It's fine.

Face this way.

W-Wait, th-that's...

Hey, someone call an ambulance.

He's not hurt?

H-Hey, are you all right?!

I-I...

C-Come on!

Book: The Man with a Thousand Legs by F. B. Long

Teito Rapid Transit

Sorry!

I-I can see what you mean about the clothes.

Was that you?

What the hell are you?!

Be quiet!

Sorry.

Why me?

What do you want me to do?

I wasn't able to tell anyone. I just wanted to talk about it.

So...

Sit down!

I'm tellin' ya to sit down!

So basically, when he thinks or sees lewd things...

Oh, I see.

It feels great. Why don't you take one too?

I-It's a bad idea, coming to a place like this.

With my body this way...

Dummy. You think I'm going to sleep with a monster?

That's true, but...

But...

I'm very... interested in you.

Looks like we're at the last resort.

You'll just have to get used to it.

"G-Get used to it"?!

Pub Juncha

Yes, get used to it!

I won't turn off the candle light tonight

Dancing Queen, pretending to be Madonna

Now, now, come on!

Queen M

I'll decide what kind of rouge to wear

Private Video

I'm in love, I like my freedom

Pub Juncha

Why is this Friday night so wonderful?

There's a moment of tenderness when I look at you

I want to hold you right now

Yo!

What's up?

And then these tentacles were like boom!

It's true! It wasn't a costume either!

Isn't it interesting?

An alien, some country's secret project, an engineered person!

No, an undiscovered...

But he's a pretty good-looking guy, don't you think?

For you to have a crush on him.

Hey, listen to what I'm saying!

Don't get weird ideas, sister. He's a monster!

I know. He's a monster.

You're even more of a monster, though.

But... this girl...

Where have I seen her?

The first year student, Natsumi!

Natsumi Rumi!

I've found something interesting for the first time in a while.

I'm taking these photos.

Oh, Mother, I'm going to Yumi's place.

Don't worry.

Okay. Bye, Mother.

That sure is smooth, Natsumi.

So the top student, Natsumi Rumi,

transforms into a woman of the night, huh?

Wh-What do you want with me?

Nothing.

I just want to get a little better acquainted with him.

It's simple.

Bring him to the Shaggai Bar by the station tomorrow at 4.

Spend the night thinking about what will happen if you refuse.

Wh-What's this?

A thank you for everything until now.

A thank you?

Is something wrong?

No.

Nothing.

SHAGGAI

Hello, it's me.

Can you get the gang together?

Yeah, as soon as possible.

There's something...

I've wanted to ask for a while, but...

What is it?

The first time we met at the cafe...

Don't you say good-bye

Back then...

Why didn't you run away?

I want you to be there for me

Th-That was because I was interested in you back then, Ryou.

Ryou?

Single rainy day

Shy baby face

I'm remembering tonight...

Once again, the two of us back then

At night, I want to embrace you

I want our heartbeats to overlap

Great job!

Let me hear today's hit song, that love song

Nohara Group

Nohara Group

Milady, you have a telephone call.

Hey, Maki, this is bad!

Your sister and the others are with the monster.

I don't know what might happen. They're at...

This building has been abandoned for two years.

So we use it from time to time.

It's good for things like this.

Now then...

Ryou! Ryou!

The night is long. Let's enjoy ourselves.

Nice and slowly!

Rumi!

From what my friends say, you turn into a real monster.

Now then...

Let's see the monster!

I-I know how to defend myself!

Come and get it!

Justice

Milady, you cannot take something like that!

Wait! Milady!

Now, who's next?!

You're strong.

I like strong girls.

Ryou!

Ryou...

This is cool!

Let's do it, you bastard!

He'll return to normal soon. He'll return... He'll return soon.

Do something! H-He's your boyfriend, right?!

Hey, Rumi!

You pervert! You weakling!

You... You...

Sugiura Ryou...

You idiot!

I remember!

I lost my memory after I absorbed this life form.

Wh-What? What's going on?

Ryou!

I-I am...

I am a collector!

All life forms, from all the worlds...

Stop!

Rumi!

R-Ryou!

Why? Why is a part of my collection...

Why?!

Shut up! Shut up!

Please...

Leave.

Leave!

I'm Sugiura from Mitaka.

Um...

When I masturbate, I see lights and hear birds,

and when I wake up, my room is all trashed.

Hi, this is Telephone Communication Madonna.

Hi, this is Telephone Communication Madonna.

This is Yumi, and you are?

Oh, really?

Hello, this is Telecom Madonna.

Is that good enough?

So what do you want?

Wh-What are you wearing right now?

What color is your underwear?

I heard my sister was working here, so...

Yeah, it's only her second day, but I hear she's picking it up.

Everyone's really impressed.

I'm scared!

YUI INC

I'm done!

Yay!

Per-ver-t.

TONIGHT

Orphan Fansubs presents

TONIGHT

Orphan Fansubs presents

TONIGHT

Orphan Fansubs presents

TONIGHT

I poured blue moonlight in the glass and put it to my lips

I'll cheer up the pain in your aching heart

No one is waiting for a stimulus

Let's invite passion to the sky

Sweet music, that's it

Two people in motion in the sky

Please call me tonight, don't forget

Please call me tonight, once again

I'm gazing at the changing signal

Shifting tension in the wave

The night seems devious and anxious

Tearful motion in the wave

Please call me tonight, please

Please call me tonight, once again

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