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[♪ upbeat rock music playing, fades]
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- Billie?
- Whoa!
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Oh, Milo!
I thought you were your dad.
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I get it. I'm wearing his aftershave.
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Why are you hiding?
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We gotta get ready
for the Fall Fest parade.
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I know, but I've kind of, sort of,
been blowing off my wizard homework
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for the past few weeks,
and if your dad finds me,
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he's gonna make me stay home and do it.
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He's the principal, Billie.
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Making sure kids do homework
is all he has.
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Yeah, but I wanna be doing spells,
not reading them. It's so boring!
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- [Justin] Billie?
- Oh, flarf, here he comes.
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Hey, bud, have you seen...
Milo, are you dusting?
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Apparently, I am!
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I'd be jealous
if I wasn't so proud. [chuckles]
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If you see Billie, let me know.
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[sighs] That was close.
I am not missing this parade.
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Roman promised me I could ride
on the school float.
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That's what you're excited about?
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Not the candy? Or the marching bands?
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Or the candy? Did I mention the candy?
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I've eaten tons of candy,
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but I've never ridden on a float before,
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and I've always wanted to.
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For a wizard, you've got a really low bar.
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Has anyone seen our blowtorch?
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We don't have a blowtorch.
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Fine. I guess I'll just have to
finish my float with a glue gun
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like an amateur.
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You haven't finished the float?
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No, and I don't need any more pressure!
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If our school float's
gonna beat Potter Middle,
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I need a clear mind.
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And a blowtorch!
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[Justin] Billie, where are you?
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Milo, are you mopping now?
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If that's what this thing is for,
then yes!
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Maybe Billie's in the lair.
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[gasps] That was close.
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[Justin] Billie? Is that you?
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Dang it!
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This is ridiculous.
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I'm just gonna help you clean
until she shows up.
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Yeah, I'll go do the upstairs toilet
with this bad boy.
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Okay, I'll do my homework!
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I don't know how you figured me out.
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Oh, I'm just that good.
Nothing gets by me.
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- You didn't know it was her, did you?
- No clue.
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[♪ theme song playing]
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{\an8}♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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{\an8}♪ When you can have what you want ♪
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{\an8}♪ By the simplest of means ♪
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{\an8}♪ Be careful not to messwith the balance of things ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because everythingis not what it seems ♪
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♪ You might run into troubleif you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everythingis not what it seems ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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- ♪ What it seems ♪
- [♪ theme song concludes]
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You were gonna sneak off to the parade
and just leave your wizard homework?
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I'm pretty sure it doesn't wanna go.
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Come on, Justin, please.
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I've never ridden on a float before!
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Well, you should've thought of that
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{\an8}before you decided
not to do your homework!
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{\an8}If I'm gonna train you,
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you need to do the reading I assign.
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Well, how do you know
I didn't already do it?
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{\an8}Turn to a spell.
Try, I don't know, page ten.
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Okay.
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[chuckles softly]
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{\an8}[grunts]
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{\an8}Let go!
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[gasps]
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{\an8}Okay, well, there you have it.
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{\an8}That's the reason
I haven't done my homework.
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{\an8}This book's broke.
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{\an8}No, it's enchanted.
That's Alex's old spell book.
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{\an8}You can't turn a page
unless you actually read it.
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{\an8}It's the only teaching method
my dad found to get Alex to study.
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But you learn spells by doing them!
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No, you learn spells by reading them!
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{\an8}No. This book's so basic!
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{\an8}I mean, spells, "Abracadabra"
to "Zigzag Zippers."
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Who needs help with zippers?
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Clearly, you've never been
trapped in a sleeping bag.
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Clearly, you have!
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{\an8}Look, what kind of teacher would I be
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{\an8}if I taught you the advanced stuff
when you haven't mastered the basics?
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The cool kind?
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{\an8}Look, if you wanna go to the parade,
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{\an8}read the book and complete each quiz
after the chapters,
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like you should've been doing all along.
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Fine.
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{\an8}Okay, Billie.
You're getting on that float.
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I can do this.
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{\an8}Oh, I can't do this.
I mean, what are these spells?
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"As we go slow, slow, slow."
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There's no way Alex read this whole thing.
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Hm?
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{\an8}"The Spellp-Line. We're here to spellp!
Just call 'spellp.'"
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{\an8}Huh?
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I could use some spellp.
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{\an8}[♪ dramatic musical sting]
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing, fades]
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Hey. Hi. [chuckles] Hi!
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So, I asked for burnt orange,
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and this is clearly toasted tangerine.
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Do it over.
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My design specifically called
for angry eyes.
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These eyes are vexed at most.
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Wanna see angry eyes?
Look at mine! Do it over.
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People!
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This is the Fall Fest
Middle School Float Competition!
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All of Staten Island
and possibly some of New Jersey
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is gonna be at this parade.
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I need your A-game!
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Roman, relax.
Aren't parades supposed to be fun?
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Fun? You think I've been pasting
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a bunch of leaves to chicken wire
for two weeks for fun?
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This is war.
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Potter Middle is not beating us again!
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They think they are.
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They already put up their victory banner
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at their victory party last week.
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Well, there won't be
a victory party today.
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Yeah, 'cause they already had it,
last week.
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Oh, no. I mean we're gonna win.
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The school chose my design,
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because they knew I could
finally bring home that trophy.
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Everyone's counting on me.
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Love the passion, but the full committee
thinks you're being,
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how do I put this nicely,
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a total jerkbag.
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That was putting it nicely?
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It was nicer than what they said.
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People, I...
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I hear some of you feel
that I've been too hard on you,
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perhaps taking this rivalry too seriously.
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And to that, I say...
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[yells] If you don't like my methods,
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you can turn in your crepe paper
and leave!
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In fairness, you never said
how to turn in your crepe paper.
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Where am I?
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[clerk]
Welcome to the Spellp-Line,
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the world's number one
spell helpline for wizards.
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I'm Jerry.
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How may I spellp you?
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Man, you guys really went all in
on this spellp thing.
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It was actually a typo,
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but we had already
printed up the business card,
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so here we are.
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I need spellp... [clicks tongue]
I mean help, finishing my--
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Ooh, wait, before I can spellp,
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I just need to read
this Spellp-Line wiz-claimer.
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Ha! Here it is!
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[clears throat]
"The Spellp-Line cannot assist with
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"the commission of a crime,
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"the bribery of an elected official,
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"revenge on a loved one,
revenge on a hated one,
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"and under no circumstances of any kind
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"will we give you answers to homework."
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I am so glad they didn't make me
memorize that.
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Now, how may I spellp you?
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Uh, not homework.
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But I need help finishing some forms.
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A stack of forms
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that an evil troll
is forcing me to fill out
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to cross his bridge.
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You know how trolls are...
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always with the forms.
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Trolls do love forms.
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It really takes a troll on you. [laughs]
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Get it? Troll?
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Okay, you know what?
You need a completion spell.
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Okay, here we go.
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Uh, curing colds,
curing cold cuts, colon cleanse.
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Ah! Completion! With this spell,
you can complete any task.
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"By mystic powers of Earth and Sun,
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"let this task at once be done."
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Perfect. This is exactly what
I need to finish my quizzes.
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Quizzes? I thought you were
trying to cross a bridge.
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I, uh... Hey, is that an orc?
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What? Where?
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There's no... You-- There-- It's... Oh!
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Come on, Jerry!
Oldest trick in the book.
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Hey, Justin. Here are the quizzes.
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Wow! You did them all?
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Yep, they're all completed. Completely.
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Well, I am impressed!
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I mean, look, I know that spell book
can be a little boring.
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Actually, I found something
very interesting in it.
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I remember Alex saying that.
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Well, I'm gonna go see how
Roman's float's coming along.
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Oh. And from now on,
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feel free to load me up
with as much homework as you want.
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I remember me saying that!
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I gotta go. The station called.
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They want me to do a live remote
from the Fall Fest.
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The Grand Marshal is turning 108 today.
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A hundred and eight?
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Doesn't he get shot out of a cannon?
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That's why it's news, Justin.
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I hate when they call me last minute.
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I haven't even had time to do my hair yet.
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Luckily, Armand said he could fit me in.
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[splutters]
You don't need Armand!
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I can do a little Salonus Uponus.
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[chuckles] Justin, you do spells,
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but Armand works magic!
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Yeah, he does. He's about
to make 200 dollars disappear
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from our bank account.
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I had to simplify my design
after everyone abandoned me,
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but do you think anyone will notice?
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Only if they look at it.
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Got all my homework done.
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Now, it's time to ride the-- Whoa.
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What happened?
This thing is half finished.
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"Half" feels generous.
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Okay, fine, you're right.
It's a total disaster.
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I let the whole school down.
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No, Roman, don't give up. You can do this.
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Huh. That's surprisingly supportive.
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Well, I'm only saying it,
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- 'cause I wanna ride on the float.
- Oh.
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But if you're feeling supported,
that's good, too.
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- What is it with you and riding on floats?
- What? They're cool and exciting!
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"Cool and exciting"?
Do you know what a float is?
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I can tell you what a float isn't.
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That embarrassing pile of junk
right there.
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I'm never gonna beat Potter now.
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I mean, you would,
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if only you knew a wizard
who just learned a completion spell.
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Do I know a wizard who just
learned a completion spell?
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Ah, luckily, you do.
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Oh. Is it Dad? Hey, Dad!
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[chuckles] You got jokes.
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Do you want me
to complete your float or not?
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Yes, please.
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"By mystic powers of Earth and Sun,
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"let this task at once be done."
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[gasps] It's perfect!
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It's just as I envisioned it!
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I mean, the orange could be
a little more burnt.
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You know, I can give you
the janky float back.
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No, no, no, no, I love it.
I love it. To the parade!
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[♪ upbeat rock music playing]
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00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:19,637
[♪ music fades]
249
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:20,763
[grunts]
250
00:11:23,349 --> 00:11:24,600
Why aren't you helping me?
251
00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:28,562
This is so exciting!
I'm about to ride on a float.
252
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:29,814
I can't wait to get up there.
253
00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:31,357
Up where?
254
00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,777
Are you getting on or what?
255
00:11:37,154 --> 00:11:38,698
What is happening?
256
00:11:41,283 --> 00:11:42,535
We're floating!
257
00:11:42,910 --> 00:11:44,829
Oh! Float!
258
00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:46,455
Now I get why you were so excited.
259
00:11:46,789 --> 00:11:48,416
What a fun mix-up!
260
00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:51,377
Not from where I'm dangling!
261
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:56,090
Guys, I'm dangling! I am in a full dangle!
262
00:11:56,173 --> 00:11:57,174
Help!
263
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,009
[♪ tense music playing]
264
00:11:59,093 --> 00:12:00,136
[Roman gasps]
265
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:05,516
[♪ upbeat rock music plays, fades]
266
00:12:05,766 --> 00:12:06,851
[Roman grunts]
267
00:12:08,310 --> 00:12:10,771
Billie, I just wanted you
to finish my float.
268
00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:12,314
Why is it floating?
269
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:14,400
Because floats float.
270
00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,818
That's why they're called floats.
271
00:12:15,943 --> 00:12:17,528
Not in the mortal world!
272
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,365
Seriously?
Then what's fun about a mortal parade?
273
00:12:21,490 --> 00:12:22,783
I told you. The candy!
274
00:12:24,285 --> 00:12:25,745
Of course, I should have seen this coming.
275
00:12:25,828 --> 00:12:28,122
You're a wizard.
Floats float, followers follow.
276
00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,540
Really, this is my fault!
277
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:31,625
Well, I mean, I wasn't gonna say it.
278
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:36,464
Roman, know how you've been asking Dad
to take you to the Statue of Liberty?
279
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,466
- Yeah.
- You can stop asking.
280
00:12:41,010 --> 00:12:43,929
- Isn't this fun?
- Cool!
281
00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,515
It feels like I should drop
a couple bucks down there.
282
00:12:47,725 --> 00:12:49,727
The Parks Department
is critically underfunded.
283
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:52,438
It feels wrong to be
getting this view for free.
284
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:59,695
Another gold star! Wow!
285
00:12:59,820 --> 00:13:02,823
Billie got perfect scores
on all of her quizzes. [laughs]
286
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,700
Even I didn't do that
when I was a student!
287
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:07,912
Wait a minute. Even I didn't
do that when I was a student.
288
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,499
The Spellp-Line?
289
00:13:12,416 --> 00:13:14,585
That's how Billie aced
all of those quizzes!
290
00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,754
But they have a very strict
"no homework" policy.
291
00:13:16,837 --> 00:13:18,339
What kind of spellper...
292
00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:23,135
- would be irresponsible enough to--
- [Jerry] Justin!
293
00:13:24,512 --> 00:13:26,806
- Dad!
- [laughs] Hey!
294
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:27,973
What are you doing here?
295
00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:30,226
Well, your mother took up tennis,
296
00:13:30,351 --> 00:13:32,061
and apparently, I'm not very good at it.
297
00:13:32,978 --> 00:13:34,855
And now, I'm here at the Spellp-Line.
298
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:36,106
Why didn't you tell me?
299
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,983
Well, I mean, when you left WizTech,
300
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,236
we kind of stopped talking
about wizard stuff.
301
00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,531
I know. I just-- I was done with it...
302
00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,242
until a couple of weeks ago when--
303
00:13:46,325 --> 00:13:48,202
- You got Alex'd.
- I got Alex'd.
304
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,288
I'm so glad you started teaching again.
305
00:13:51,372 --> 00:13:53,374
You're so good at it. How's it going?
306
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,751
Well, that depends.
307
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,503
Did a girl come in about this tall,
308
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,088
cool clothes, sarcastic,
309
00:13:59,171 --> 00:14:00,881
but in a frustratingly likable
sort of way?
310
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,967
Yeah, she needed a completion spell
311
00:14:03,050 --> 00:14:05,344
to fill out a bunch of forms
an evil troll gave her.
312
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:07,847
That was Billie trying to
get out of doing her homework.
313
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:11,350
Well, if that was Billie,
that makes you the evil troll.
314
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:12,434
[laughs]
315
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,519
What are you laughing at?
316
00:14:13,602 --> 00:14:15,312
She tricked you
into doing her homework for her.
317
00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:16,438
She's good.
318
00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:19,066
- That girl's good.
- Yeah.
319
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,154
I will admit the view is nice.
320
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,700
But I do feel bad about flying
through that flock of geese.
321
00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:31,078
As a rule, I don't like to disrupt
the migratory patterns of waterfowl.
322
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,163
That's your rule?
323
00:14:33,581 --> 00:14:35,791
To be fair, it hasn't been
a problem until now.
324
00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,628
I can see why you wanted
to do this so badly.
325
00:14:40,004 --> 00:14:42,840
You know, WizTech does
a big parade every year.
326
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,675
I was supposed to ride on my class float,
327
00:14:44,758 --> 00:14:46,218
but I got kicked out.
328
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,430
But I'm doing it now,
and it's everything I thought it would be.
329
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:54,226
Dang it! I missed again!
330
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,811
You gave Milo water balloons?
331
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,354
They're terrible for the environment!
332
00:14:57,479 --> 00:14:59,773
Relax, they're not water balloons.
333
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:03,277
They're giant's tears.
They're salty but harmless.
334
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:05,571
Well, unless you're a freshwater mermaid.
335
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,198
What are you trying to hit?
336
00:15:09,158 --> 00:15:10,159
Dad's car.
337
00:15:11,493 --> 00:15:16,540
Grand Marshal Jeffries, at 108 years old,
I bet nothing surprises you anymore.
338
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:19,793
Are you kidding me!
339
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,923
Oh, man! I missed again!
340
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,967
Uh, guys, I'm glad you're both having fun,
341
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,886
but can we circle back
to what's important?
342
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,304
Beating Potter Middle.
343
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:32,598
Roman, relax.
344
00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,892
You've got the only float that floats.
345
00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:36,268
You're totally gonna win.
346
00:15:36,352 --> 00:15:39,438
Yeah, but I'm not gonna win anything
if I don't get this float on the ground.
347
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,482
Can we land, please?
348
00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:42,775
Land?
349
00:15:44,276 --> 00:15:46,862
You do know how to land, right?
350
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:49,990
I mean, there definitely is a way to.
351
00:15:50,074 --> 00:15:51,659
There has to be, right?
352
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,162
You're asking me?
353
00:15:55,829 --> 00:16:00,125
Uh... No, I'm sure there is one.
I just don't know it.
354
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:03,379
But I do know who to call for help.
355
00:16:03,462 --> 00:16:04,672
Or should I say "Spellp"?
356
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:07,257
No, you should say "Help,"
'cause help is what we need.
357
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,010
How am I supposed to teach Billie
358
00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:11,553
if she insists on taking shortcuts?
359
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,013
- Maybe you--
- And she has the nerve to say
360
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,640
that my teaching methods are boring!
361
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:15,724
- I mean, if I--
- Everyone knows
362
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,601
that reading a spell book
is the best way to learn.
363
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,520
Maybe Billie isn't teachable!
364
00:16:19,603 --> 00:16:20,729
Maybe she can't get a word
365
00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:21,855
- in edge--
- That can't be it!
366
00:16:21,939 --> 00:16:24,316
Wise. "Edgewise" is the word
I was trying to get in.
367
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,484
Edgewise.
368
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:29,530
Justin, sometimes
it's not just the student.
369
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,156
So, you think this is my fault?
370
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:33,409
You think Alex was wrong
to bring Billie here?
371
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:35,953
No, I'm just saying maybe
your methods aren't working.
372
00:16:36,036 --> 00:16:37,538
[scoffs] Great.
373
00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,916
Billie's the one slacking off,
and I'm the bad teacher. Wow, Dad!
374
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,377
I expected you of all people
to back me up on this.
375
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:44,545
Justin, wait!
376
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:51,427
[phone ringing]
377
00:16:52,970 --> 00:16:55,180
[phone ringing]
378
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:59,518
[line ringing]
379
00:16:59,643 --> 00:17:01,645
[groans] No one's answering!
380
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:04,314
So, no landing spell?
What do we do now?
381
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:07,443
Hey, isn't that the airport?
382
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,987
Boy, if you could land,
that would be the place to do it.
383
00:17:10,904 --> 00:17:14,158
We can't fly over the airport.
That's restricted airspace!
384
00:17:14,283 --> 00:17:17,161
Roman, relax. It's not like
we're in immediate danger.
385
00:17:17,327 --> 00:17:20,080
Uh, guys, that's a fighter jet.
386
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:24,460
Okay, now we're in immediate danger.
387
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:26,128
[♪ tense musical sting]
388
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:31,341
[♪ dramatic music plays, fades]
389
00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,968
Um, maybe he can help us land.
390
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:34,678
That's an F-22 Raptor.
391
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:37,264
If he helps us land,
it's gonna be in 100 pieces.
392
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:40,434
I have an idea.
393
00:17:44,521 --> 00:17:45,689
This is spells A to Z.
394
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,274
There's got to be
a landing spell in here.
395
00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:49,193
Great. Flip to L and find it.
396
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,028
Well, here's the funny part.
397
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:53,697
You can't turn a page
unless you actually read it.
398
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:55,741
Why is that funny?
399
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:58,077
Okay, it's not,
but you know what is funny?
400
00:17:58,160 --> 00:18:00,162
I'd know the spell
if I'd done my homework.
401
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,539
Why is that funny?
402
00:18:02,664 --> 00:18:04,041
Uh, it's not funny right now,
403
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,418
but it'll be hilarious if we survive.
404
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:08,003
If we survive?
405
00:18:09,379 --> 00:18:10,714
Billie, you find the spell.
406
00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:13,050
I'll toss some giant's tears
to distract the jet.
407
00:18:13,133 --> 00:18:15,469
Roman, you panic
and point out our mistakes!
408
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:16,762
This is a terrible plan!
409
00:18:16,887 --> 00:18:18,222
Way to commit, Roman.
410
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:20,849
All right, fly boy.
411
00:18:21,141 --> 00:18:23,644
Time to find out
if those windshield wipers work.
412
00:18:23,852 --> 00:18:29,566
[♪ dramatic music plays, fades]
413
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:33,612
Justin! Ah, the lair looks good!
Feels smaller.
414
00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,699
- What are you doing?
- Taking back these gold stars!
415
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,327
All right, it won't come off. Ah!
416
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,204
I'm gonna draw a frowny face on it.
417
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,498
That will teach her,
'cause apparently, I can't.
418
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:47,709
Hey, I didn't say that.
You're a great teacher.
419
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:50,212
Then what am I doing wrong, Dad?
420
00:18:50,337 --> 00:18:52,005
Every student learns differently.
421
00:18:52,089 --> 00:18:55,509
You were easy. But with Alex,
she had to learn by doing.
422
00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:57,136
Yeah, sure, she messed up,
423
00:18:57,219 --> 00:18:59,221
but she never made
the same mistake twice.
424
00:18:59,596 --> 00:19:00,848
- Dad.
- Six times.
425
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,307
- Dad!
- Ten tops.
426
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,936
But with Alex,
mistakes were lessons.
427
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:07,813
Maybe it's the same with Billie.
428
00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:09,606
Oh, it's definitely the same with Billie.
429
00:19:10,649 --> 00:19:13,068
[sighs] Maybe making her read
a boring old spell book
430
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:14,486
wasn't the best way to teach her.
431
00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:15,904
Look at you learning
432
00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,614
- from your mistakes. [chuckles]
- [chuckles]
433
00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:19,533
Maybe you're more like Alex
than you thought.
434
00:19:19,616 --> 00:19:20,742
You take that back!
435
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:24,746
Look, you're gonna ease up
on Billie a little bit.
436
00:19:24,830 --> 00:19:25,914
What's the worst that could happen?
437
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,210
Guys, it is much harder
to hit a fighter jet
438
00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,920
with water balls than I thought!
439
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:34,798
Billie, we need the landing spell.
440
00:19:34,882 --> 00:19:36,300
Please tell me you're almost to the Ls.
441
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:37,509
I'm not even close.
442
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:40,220
This spell from the Ds
will have to do. Okay.
443
00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:43,390
"What once was free to fly so bold,
now let gravity again take hold."
444
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:46,935
- What was that?
- It's a dropping spell.
445
00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:48,270
Did it work?
446
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,355
[♪ tense music playing]
447
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:55,736
[all scream]
448
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:57,070
I think it worked!
449
00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,822
We're gonna crash if we don't slow down!
450
00:19:59,239 --> 00:20:02,284
I can't believe
I'm actually using this baby spell!
451
00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,953
"As we go, slow, slow, slow!"
452
00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:08,790
[♪ music fades]
453
00:20:11,710 --> 00:20:13,712
I did it! I saved us!
454
00:20:13,837 --> 00:20:16,131
- [float creaking]
- [Billie screams]
455
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,508
[clattering]
456
00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:22,888
[scoffs] Guys, you are
never gonna believe this.
457
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,766
The landing spell
is just "Land, land, land."
458
00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,560
Maybe that's the funny part!
459
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:31,063
None of this is funny.
460
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,023
But it was kind of fun. [chuckles]
461
00:20:33,398 --> 00:20:35,025
On the bright side, we survived!
462
00:20:36,318 --> 00:20:37,611
We didn't all survive.
463
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:40,781
I'm sorry your float got ruined, Roman.
464
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,908
To be fair, I blame the language barrier.
465
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,744
We speak the same language!
466
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:46,995
Eh, do we, though?
467
00:20:48,664 --> 00:20:50,123
Look, it's not your fault.
468
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,292
If I hadn't been so obsessed
with beating Potter,
469
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:53,794
my committee wouldn't have quit.
470
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,964
I guess I was being
a bit of a jerkbag.
471
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:58,507
You could apologize to them.
472
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:00,092
Maybe they'd still help you rebuild it.
473
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:01,218
Apologize?
474
00:21:01,343 --> 00:21:03,011
Can't we just bust out
that completion spell again?
475
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:05,264
- [both] Roman.
- Okay, fine, I'll apologize.
476
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,349
Billie, you coming?
477
00:21:07,474 --> 00:21:09,142
Nah, I have some quizzes to take.
478
00:21:09,226 --> 00:21:10,644
I didn't read all those pages for nothing.
479
00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:19,611
Oh! Hey, Justin!
480
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,613
[gasps] And a stranger
I've never seen before
481
00:21:21,697 --> 00:21:23,490
and who has definitely never seen me.
482
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:26,201
I know you called the Spellp-Line, Billie.
483
00:21:26,326 --> 00:21:28,203
- This is my dad.
- Oh, man!
484
00:21:28,328 --> 00:21:30,998
I should have really paid more attention
to those family photos.
485
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:33,083
Good to see you again, Billie.
486
00:21:33,500 --> 00:21:35,544
I'm sorry I tricked you
into doing my homework.
487
00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,796
You'd be surprised how often that happens.
488
00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,842
And, Justin, about my homework.
You were right!
489
00:21:41,967 --> 00:21:45,137
If I'm gonna be a great wizard,
I need to take my homework seriously.
490
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:46,388
And I'm sorry I didn't.
491
00:21:46,513 --> 00:21:49,057
So, I wanna take those quizzes
for real this time.
492
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,310
Really? Wow!
493
00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,104
That is a lot of personal growth
for one afternoon.
494
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:57,065
Should I ask her what happened?
495
00:21:57,190 --> 00:21:58,734
Just take the win, son.
496
00:22:03,655 --> 00:22:05,407
I can't believe
your float beat Potter Middle,
497
00:22:05,532 --> 00:22:07,868
and all you had was a wagon
full of badger parts.
498
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:10,662
The judges said it was avant-garde.
499
00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,080
What does that even mean?
500
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,541
It's French for-- Who cares?
I got the trophy!
501
00:22:16,918 --> 00:22:17,919
[sighs]
502
00:22:19,254 --> 00:22:20,297
I'm proud of you, Billie.
503
00:22:20,380 --> 00:22:22,299
You earned this gold star this time.
504
00:22:23,925 --> 00:22:26,553
Gold star? What is this,
Spell-o-mentary school?
505
00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,723
[laughs] "Spell-o-mentary"
506
00:22:29,848 --> 00:22:31,475
[laughs] I like her.
507
00:22:32,267 --> 00:22:33,435
- Grandpa!
- Grandpa!
508
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:35,812
Hey, guys! Oh!
509
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:37,689
What are you doing here?
510
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:39,232
He came to give us a little spellp.
511
00:22:39,358 --> 00:22:44,654
Oh! There is-- Oh, Spellp-Line!
I've been gone for hours! Uh...
512
00:22:44,821 --> 00:22:46,948
Do you think they'd fire you
if you're just a volunteer?
513
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,451
Somebody open that mirror.
I gotta go!
514
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:53,747
[grunts, exhales] Justin...
515
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,917
I'm gonna take you up
on that spell to do my hair.
516
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:58,877
When I was doing my interview
at the parade,
517
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:01,296
some jabroni dropped
a bunch of water on me.
518
00:23:02,798 --> 00:23:04,216
I'm gonna go wash the car.
519
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:06,635
- I'm gonna mow the lawn!
- I'm gonna start on my homework!
520
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:10,806
Do I wanna know
why they're being so good?
521
00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:13,892
A wise man once told me, "Take the win."
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