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Previously on "The Nanny"...
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He's a very heavy sleeper. Sometimes
3:00, 4:00 in the morning
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I'll ring him up for a diet
soda, I get no answer.
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Oh, my God!
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Oh, this is worse than when
I walked in on my parents.
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At least they had the decency
to be covered in crumbs.
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I... I... I don't ever
want to see that again.
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I... I just don't understand.
What happened? Five hours ago
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they were
at each other's throats.
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Well apparently they decided
to move downward.
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What are we going to do? What are we
gonna say to them when we see them?
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Now, darling, I think the best
course of action is
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to exercise self-control
and say nothing.
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All right. What about for me?
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♪ I'm too sexy for my apron ♪
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♪ Too sexy for my baking cutter,
too sexy for my sub-zero ♪
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♪ Too sex... ♪
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I, er,
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I couldn't sleep. I was, um...
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Too sexy?
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Oh, Niles.
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I know what's troubling you.
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You're probably all torn up,
you know, about resigning.
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But judging from the smile on your
banana I'm guessing you decided to stay?
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Um, yeah.
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Ah, Niles, you... you've got
an armful of toppings there.
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Don't you need something
to put all that on?
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I have something in my room.
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father finds her
beguiling, watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran ♪
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Honey, I made you some tea.
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I hope you don't mind sugar.
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If you want honey
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you're gonna have to
scrape it off of Miss Babcock.
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( Sighs )
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What's the matter, sweetie?
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Well, my play closed so it's
not gonna open on Broadway.
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- Aw.
- You know,
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I felt so sure this was the year
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I was gonna beat out
Andrew Lloyd Webber for a Tony.
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Sweetie, Andrew Lloyd Webber
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didn't have a show
opening this season.
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I know, I really had a chance.
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And I've already rented
the 49th Street theater.
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It's gonna cost me a fortune.
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Money I'm never gonna see again.
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Oh, sweetie, you can always
get your money back.
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You know, ma once got a refund
on a chicken carcass
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that she claimed the meat
fell off on the way home.
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Good morning, Max.
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Franny,
don't you look pretty today.
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Babies, babies, babies, babies!
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( laughs )
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Oh, Miss Babcock.
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Aren't you in a good mood.
What got into you?
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Hello, hello.
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C. C., I, um, ( clears
throat ) I thought,
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ah, thought you resigned
last night.
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Oh, can't a girl have
a change of heart?
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I think a change of clothes
would do you better.
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Aren't you wearing the same
thing you wore yesterday?
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Um, yes.
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Whenever I find something I love I
always buy two and wear it the next day.
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Haven't you ever noticed?
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No.
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Well, get used to it. It's gonna
start happening a lot.
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Anyway,
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Maxwell, I have fabulous news.
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Someone wants to rent the 49th Street
theater to open their new play.
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Oh, that's fantastic. That
completely lets us off the hook.
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So, who's opening a new show?
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Andrew Lloyd Webber.
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What? No! Absolutely not.
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I don't care
if I lose a fortune.
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That man
is not having my theater.
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Oh, honey, stop it.
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Just remember
it doesn't matter what he does.
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His hits, his Tonys,
his knighthood.
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You'd better be building
to a big finish.
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You'll always be the pretty one.
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Well, he can forget it.
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And you can call the
newspapers and tell them
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Maxwell Sheffield is
opening his own new show.
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Oh and, ah, have them print
our pictures side by side.
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I want everyone to see
I'm the pretty one.
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Oh, hey, did either of you guys happen
to see "Diagnosis Murder" last night?
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I fell asleep.
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- Uh... no.
- Uh... no.
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Oh, that's so too bad. I was so hoping
to find out if the butler did it.
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T.V.: The gestation period
for the female elephant
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is up to two years.
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Oh, my God!
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What I don't get, Fran, is,
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elephants are always so big. How can
you tell when they're pregnant?
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( Elephant trumpeting )
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- That's how.
- Oh.
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( Doorbell rings )
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Oh, I'll get it.
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What happened to Niles? How come
he doesn't get the door anymore?
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Oh, sweetie, he's been
getting the door for years.
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Now he's finally getting something
he hasn't gotten for years.
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Hi!
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- Hello.
- Hi!
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Oh, what a gorgeous chest.
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Oh, thank you.
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Sammy, Sammy says I got
the boobs of a 73-year-old.
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Darling, I brought Yetta's
hope chest. It's antique.
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I thought it would be perfect
for the nursery.
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Yeah. Yetta, you've got
everything in here.
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Wow. Oh, look at this picture. He's
gorgeous. Who is that, grandpa?
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Uh...
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yeah.
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Oh!
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Oh, look how cute that is!
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Was this yours?
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Yeah, that was
my first baby dress.
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( laughs )
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Your mother's first one
is in there too.
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Aw!
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Ooh!
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Oh, those are my old
love letters that I wrote.
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Aw, to grandpa?
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Uh...
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yeah.
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It says, "Dear Richard."
Daddy's name was Joe.
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Would you believe Richard
is short for Joe?
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No.
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All right.
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I'm busted.
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I never told this to anyone,
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but I was in love once,
before your father.
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Wow, Yetta.
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You had like a whole Dawson's
Shtetl thing going on back there.
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We met on a boat
coming over from Romania.
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My marriage to your grandfather
was already planned,
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and he was waiting
for me, but...
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once I saw Richard...
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Yetta: He was so handsome
in his captain's uniform.
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Fran: He was a
captain in the Navy?
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Yetta: No, in the first
class dining room!
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Ooh!
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Yetta:
And when our eyes met...
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Did anything intimate happen
between you and Richard?
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Of course not.
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I was on my way to meet
my future husband.
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We got separated
on Ellis Island,
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and your grandfather
was there waiting for me.
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But I told him
I couldn't marry him
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because I wasn't sure
of my feelings.
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So...
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I looked for Richard
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for five years.
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I wrote him a letter every day.
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How did you know
where to send the letters?
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I guess that's why
I still have them.
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So, Yetta,
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you're keeping us
all in suspense.
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Who did you end up marrying?
Richard or... or Fran's grandfather?
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Hi, sweetie.
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Did you get a play
for your theater yet?
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Yeah, well, you tell me.
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Here's a hip-hop musical,
called, "Booty and the Beast."
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Oh, and yes, someone
had the brilliant idea
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of writing the musical version
of the film "Witness."
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Get this. "Amish Behavin'."
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Well, I've got your next hit
right over here.
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Oh no, God, please don't tell me
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it's a boring three-act play
about a butler's life,
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which mysteriously keeps creeping
its way to the top of my pile.
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Uh, well then I guess you
wouldn't be interested in reading
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"Yetta's Letters" for a play?
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Nope.
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Then I'll read them to you.
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Sweetheart, I'm a producer.
I know what makes good theater.
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Trust me, Yetta's letters won't.
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Fine. Fine.
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( Phone rings )
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Hello, Mr. Thinks-He-Knows-Everything
Productions.
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Hold on.
Andrew Lloyd Webber's secretary.
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Pretend you work for me.
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Oh, I could do that.
I did it for five years.
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Uh, yes, this is
Mr. Sheffield's secretary.
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With what may I help
you with doing, please?
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh.
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He wants to talk to you.
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He doesn't understand why
you won't rent him your theater.
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Oh... tell him I'm not in, and I'll
explain everything in a letter.
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He says he's not in.
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And he will explain
everything in a letter.
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What's your address?
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Mm-hmm.
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Oh, that's
a lovely neighborhood.
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The entire floor, you say?
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He's got the entire fl... oh,
you're not interested in this.
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Okay, I've got it.
Thanks, honey. Yeah, goodbye.
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Excuse me, sir. The messenger's here to
pick up all the scripts you've rejected.
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Well, that'll be all of them.
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Including mine?
"Love, Valet, Compassion?"
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Particularly.
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Oh, wait a minute,
wait a minute,
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you know I don't like ranch
dressing, where's my Italian?
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Oh.
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Seems we're all
out of olive oil.
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Oh, hi, B.
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Oh, hey, Fran.
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- Do you know if dad saw this?
- What?
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"Andrew Lloyd Webber announces
plans to mount new musical."
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Oh, my God, let me see that.
He always gets so upset
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when Webber's doing "a Broadway musical
based off of the love letters..."
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Young immigrant woman-
Yetta Rosenberg!"
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What's Andrew Lloyd Webber doing
with your grandmother's letters?
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Oh, my God!
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I must have written his address
down on Yetta's envelope.
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Your father
can't find out about this,
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because you know who
he's going to blame, don't you?
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Max:
C.C.!
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Oh, thank God!
Thank God!
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Max:
Where's Fran?
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How did Andrew Lloyd Webber
get Yetta's letters?
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Now I don't know exactly how,
I don't know exactly why,
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but I do know that
this is somehow your fault.
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I had nothing to do with it.
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But I'd fire that idiot secretary
you hired. I think she steals.
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How could you do this to me?
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How could she do this to me?
I'm mishpucheh!
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Excuse me, but as I recall,
I offered them to you,
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and your exact words
were, "No, no, no."
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And since when did you take
"no, no, no" for an answer?
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You know what, lady?
Married life has made you soft.
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Oh, stop it. You're getting all worked
up over nothing. Come over here.
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Look at this. It says that he's
only negotiating. Negotiating.
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Now you're her favorite grandson. Trust
me, I know what I'm talking about here.
245
00:13:31,943 --> 00:13:34,979
Why's she going to go pick a
perfect stranger over you, huh?
246
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:39,984
Paris is lovely,
Mr. Lloyd Webber.
247
00:13:39,985 --> 00:13:44,254
You could have gone to EPCOT
and seen all of Europe.
248
00:13:45,823 --> 00:13:47,324
Where do I sign?
249
00:13:59,805 --> 00:14:03,641
Hello, hello.
250
00:14:03,642 --> 00:14:07,144
Is spring in the air?
251
00:14:07,145 --> 00:14:11,748
Yetta signed the rights to her
letters to Andrew Lloyd Webber.
252
00:14:11,749 --> 00:14:13,617
What do you have
to say about that?
253
00:14:13,618 --> 00:14:16,687
Why are these doors closed?
254
00:14:16,688 --> 00:14:20,891
It's such a beautiful day.
255
00:14:20,892 --> 00:14:22,059
( Inhales )
256
00:14:22,060 --> 00:14:24,594
Smell that breeze.
257
00:14:26,298 --> 00:14:30,167
Well, hello, little birdie,
aren't you beautiful?
258
00:14:30,168 --> 00:14:31,501
( Whistles )
259
00:14:31,502 --> 00:14:34,404
( bird sings )
260
00:14:36,274 --> 00:14:41,178
♪ I'm as restless
as a willow in a windstorm ♪
261
00:14:41,179 --> 00:14:45,148
♪ I'm as giddy
as a baby on a... ♪
262
00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:50,654
Sweetie, I brou...
263
00:14:54,892 --> 00:14:58,094
I brought you some ice-cream
to make you feel better.
264
00:14:58,095 --> 00:15:01,098
Oh. Hon, you know, I'd really
love some chocolate syrup.
265
00:15:01,099 --> 00:15:04,368
Yeah, well, who wouldn't?
266
00:15:04,369 --> 00:15:07,070
You know, darling,
I've been thinking.
267
00:15:07,071 --> 00:15:11,241
There's no way this contract between Yetta
and Webber could possibly be valid.
268
00:15:11,242 --> 00:15:14,611
I mean, let's face it. Yetta
isn't exactly in her right mind.
269
00:15:14,612 --> 00:15:17,348
Oh, sweetie, just because she
thinks we're Rob and Laura Petrie
270
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,115
and she's our neighbor
Millie, I mean,
271
00:15:19,116 --> 00:15:21,318
she's occasionally confused.
272
00:15:21,319 --> 00:15:22,353
Occasionally?
273
00:15:22,354 --> 00:15:25,756
Oh, sweet doggie.
274
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:28,992
Nice puppy.
275
00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:35,333
Wow, she don't feed him enough.
276
00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:37,034
( Hitting piano keys )
277
00:15:37,035 --> 00:15:38,769
Oh, God.
278
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:40,971
Beautiful.
279
00:15:42,874 --> 00:15:45,976
Thank you.
280
00:15:45,977 --> 00:15:48,679
Why doesn't anyone
ever eat these fruits?
281
00:15:48,680 --> 00:15:51,282
Because they're wax.
282
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,850
Even the grapes?
283
00:15:55,354 --> 00:15:57,388
Yetta...
284
00:15:59,825 --> 00:16:01,392
Yetta:
What?
285
00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:03,794
When you coming out of there?
286
00:16:03,795 --> 00:16:06,230
Yetta: I can't decide
whether to vote
287
00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:09,467
for Nixon or Kennedy.
288
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:13,136
Something terrible happened.
I just heard it on the news.
289
00:16:13,137 --> 00:16:15,439
What? What? What
happened, Yetta?
290
00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:17,108
Wait a minute...
291
00:16:17,109 --> 00:16:20,811
I lost it.
292
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:24,347
Don't worry, Yetta.
You told me in case you forgot.
293
00:16:24,348 --> 00:16:26,983
Who are you?
294
00:16:26,984 --> 00:16:31,021
Oh, you're right.
That contract is so not valid.
295
00:16:31,022 --> 00:16:33,857
What the heck
is my mother doing in Paris
296
00:16:33,858 --> 00:16:37,294
posing next
to Jim Morrison's grave?
297
00:16:37,295 --> 00:16:39,196
Ma, you know,
Andrew Lloyd Webber
298
00:16:39,197 --> 00:16:43,500
is trying to schmooze Yetta into
signing the rights to her letters.
299
00:16:43,501 --> 00:16:46,003
Well, he's schmoozing
the wrong lady.
300
00:16:46,004 --> 00:16:49,106
I got power
of attorney years ago.
301
00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:52,943
What? Thank God! So you mean you can
just sign the rights over to us?
302
00:16:52,944 --> 00:16:54,411
- Sure.
- That's great.
303
00:16:54,412 --> 00:16:58,048
So what do we have to do to get
things started, hmm?
304
00:16:58,049 --> 00:17:00,150
This wasn't really necessary.
305
00:17:00,151 --> 00:17:04,922
But we'd better get our check, because
our flight to London leaves in an hour.
306
00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:10,660
Frere Jacques! Frere Jacques!
307
00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:12,462
Dormez-vous.
308
00:17:32,350 --> 00:17:35,185
♪ I'm torn between
the man I love ♪
309
00:17:35,186 --> 00:17:37,854
♪ And the man
whose name is Joe ♪
310
00:17:37,855 --> 00:17:40,324
♪ I hear he is a furrier ♪
311
00:17:40,325 --> 00:17:44,761
♪ So we know he isn't poor ♪
312
00:17:44,762 --> 00:17:47,631
♪ On the island ♪
313
00:17:47,632 --> 00:17:50,800
♪ Ellis Island ♪
314
00:17:50,801 --> 00:17:53,804
♪ A new life will begin ♪
315
00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:56,407
♪ If they'll only let us in ♪
316
00:17:59,543 --> 00:18:04,214
♪ I'm in love with a waiter ♪
317
00:18:04,215 --> 00:18:08,852
♪ Who cannot afford
to date her ♪
318
00:18:08,853 --> 00:18:12,889
♪ On the bright side,
he can cater ♪
319
00:18:12,890 --> 00:18:17,361
♪ Boy, his folks
are going to hate her ♪
320
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:20,897
♪ On the island ♪
321
00:18:20,898 --> 00:18:22,432
♪ Ellis Island ♪
322
00:18:26,170 --> 00:18:31,341
♪ If I say yes to a waiter,
am I totally mishuggah? ♪
323
00:18:31,342 --> 00:18:33,777
♪ Stick with your intended ♪
324
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:37,814
♪ You'll have champagne
and beluga ♪
325
00:18:37,815 --> 00:18:40,317
♪ On the island ♪
326
00:18:40,318 --> 00:18:43,620
♪ Ellis Island ♪
327
00:18:43,621 --> 00:18:46,490
♪ On the island ♪
328
00:18:46,491 --> 00:18:49,626
♪ Ellis Island ♪
329
00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:54,531
♪ On the island ♪
330
00:19:01,106 --> 00:19:04,007
( Applause )
331
00:19:04,008 --> 00:19:07,277
"Sheffield has the hit
of the Broadway season."
332
00:19:07,278 --> 00:19:10,414
"A sure-fire Tony contender."
333
00:19:10,415 --> 00:19:13,016
"The feel-good sing-along
of the year."
334
00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:16,653
"Marble rye
49 cents at D'Agostino's."
335
00:19:18,189 --> 00:19:22,192
Oh, wasn't that some story?
336
00:19:22,193 --> 00:19:26,997
The way she gave up the handsome
waiter for that simple furrier.
337
00:19:29,300 --> 00:19:33,237
What a schmuck.
338
00:19:33,238 --> 00:19:36,673
Well, I'm feeling
a little tired. I, ah...
339
00:19:36,674 --> 00:19:39,376
I think I'll retire.
Congratulations again, sir.
340
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:40,644
- Thank you.
- Well,
341
00:19:40,645 --> 00:19:42,879
I've had a long day too,
342
00:19:42,880 --> 00:19:46,183
and I have all that publicity
to get rolling tomorrow.
343
00:19:46,184 --> 00:19:47,884
I'll see you in the morning.
344
00:19:47,885 --> 00:19:49,525
- Bye.
- Good night.
345
00:19:53,958 --> 00:19:56,793
You know what, sweetheart?
346
00:19:56,794 --> 00:20:00,130
After all these years, I finally
beat out Andrew Lloyd Webber.
347
00:20:00,131 --> 00:20:01,731
Mm-hmm.
348
00:20:01,732 --> 00:20:05,769
It doesn't feel as good
as I thought it would.
349
00:20:05,770 --> 00:20:09,273
Which is why
I'm going to send him these.
350
00:20:09,274 --> 00:20:13,844
You know, honey, "Yetta's Letters"
would make a great movie.
351
00:20:13,845 --> 00:20:16,747
Oh, I know. And that's exactly
why first thing in the morning,
352
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:20,684
my lawyer is going to get in touch
with Sylvia for the film rights.
353
00:20:20,685 --> 00:20:23,003
Oh, yeah, I'm not going
to let an opportunity
354
00:20:23,015 --> 00:20:24,788
like this slip
through my fingers.
355
00:20:24,789 --> 00:20:27,124
So, Steven.
356
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,426
Are you the of the Rego Park
Spielbergs?
357
00:20:30,427 --> 00:20:34,330
Or the "Jurassic Park"
Spielbergs?
358
00:20:37,035 --> 00:20:39,136
( Speaks French )
359
00:20:42,073 --> 00:20:44,207
Ding, dang, dong.
360
00:20:52,250 --> 00:20:56,820
Maxwell, I just read
Niles' play, and it is genius.
361
00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:58,021
Well, I don't see it.
362
00:20:58,022 --> 00:20:59,256
How about now?
363
00:20:59,257 --> 00:21:02,726
( Music )
364
00:21:02,727 --> 00:21:05,896
♪ I scrub and I dust
and I do what I must ♪
365
00:21:05,897 --> 00:21:10,867
♪ For a millionaire
with a full head of hair ♪
366
00:21:10,868 --> 00:21:13,904
♪ But it doesn't matter
what I'm paid ♪
367
00:21:13,905 --> 00:21:16,139
♪ Because I'm finally getting ♪
368
00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:19,376
♪ Six bucks an hour ♪
369
00:21:19,377 --> 00:21:22,245
♪ Includes a room and shower ♪
370
00:21:22,246 --> 00:21:25,983
♪ Which I myself must scour ♪
371
00:21:25,984 --> 00:21:29,720
♪ No wonder he's so dour ♪
372
00:21:29,721 --> 00:21:35,225
♪ He's a six-bucks-an-hour man ♪
373
00:21:35,226 --> 00:21:39,430
♪ He don't need seven ♪
374
00:21:39,431 --> 00:21:42,332
♪ And I'm in heaven ♪
375
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:48,072
♪ He's a six-bucks-an-hour man ♪
376
00:21:50,608 --> 00:21:53,577
- Ooh!
- O-oh! Oh!
377
00:22:11,362 --> 00:22:13,363
( Jazz music playing )
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