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Okay, as soon as
she's ready, we'll go.

Oh, okay, sweetie, listen,

I'm counting on you to take
good care of her at the theater.

Hold her hand, make sure she
doesn't eat any junk food,

and whatever you do, do not
let her out of your sight.

Okay, I promise I'll
take good care of her.

Good boy.

I'm ready.

You know, Yetta, I thought maybe
we'd go see the new "Babe" movie.

"Babe," "Bride of Chucky,"
whatever.

Oh, thank God you're here.

What's wrong, what's wrong, your voice
sounded so terrible on the phone.

Everybody keeps saying that to me.
I think it's the cordless.

Fran, what's the problem?

Oh, Ma, I'm pregnant.

My daughter's pregnant!

And she's married!

Oh, ma, please promise me
you won't say anything.

I haven't even told Max yet.
There's a problem.

It's not his?

Of course it's Maxwell's.

What I have growing
inside of me is a living,

breathing expression of our
undying love as husband and wife.

- So what's the problem?
- He don't want it.

What makes you think
Max doesn't want the baby?

Oh, because he said
a baby is the last thing

we need in our lives.

Men are never that clear.
What were his exact words?

"A baby is the last thing
we need in our lives."

You know, it's very hard
for men to accept change.

Like your father when they came out
with that cookie dough ice cream?

He didn't know whether
to freeze it or bake it.

Me, I took to it right away.

But, ma, I mean I'm going
to have to tell him sometime.

How long can I hide
a thing like this?

Not long. We Fine
women tend to get wide.

Darling, when you tell your husband
that you're going to have a baby,

he's going to be thrilled.

Oh, let's pray.

But in the meantime, Ma,
please don't even tell daddy.

It's going to be hard enough for Maxwell to
hear it from me, let alone someone else.

♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell makeup
but the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran ♪

Sylvia: I can't believe I'm
going to be a grandmother!

Ma, you're already a grandmother.
Nadine has two kids.

I don't like going over
to your sister's apartment.

His mother is sitting there
all the time,

eating them
out of house and home.

Acting like she owns the place.

Well, not everyone is
as sensitive as you, Ma.

I know.

( Crying )

Niles, what's the matter?

Nothing.

Oh, did Brighton leave
his bank book open

in the kitchen again?

- No.
- Well, why are you crying?

Because I'm thrilled about our baby, and
I don't give a damn what he thinks.

I don't want him
to hear about it from you.

I want to be the one to tell
Maxwell about little Schlomo!

- Schlomo?
- Yes.

It's my daddy's name.

What if it's a girl?

- Schloma.
- Schloma.

Now you listen to me, Niles, this is a very
big secret and if you blab to anybody,

it will be the end
of our friendship.

I swear to you,
my lips are sealed.

Except for now, I'm so
excited we're having a baby!

What on Earth
is going on in here?

Oh, congratulations, sir,
you're having people for dinner.

Come, you'll pick a side dish.

You'd better tell Maxwell quick.

Keeping secrets ain't
that butler's milieu.

Why don't you do what
I did with your father?

- What?
- Put on a sexy negligee,

light the candles,

and then at the perfect moment,
work in Schlomo.

Schlomo Sheffield.

Oh, gee, I hope nobody on his side
of the family already has that name.

You know, sweetheart, I wouldn't
be surprised if he has an inkling

that you're going
to have a baby.

You know what I did
the night I told your father?

I cuddled up to him and sat
on his lap, and he said,

"Whoa, what are you, pregnant?"

It was like he read my mind.

Yeah, Ma, that was it.

Hello, Yetta.
How was the movie?

I don't know.

It was dark
and I lost my glasses case.

And the boy.

What boy? Oh, you mean Burton?

Promise me you'll keep this
a secret from Mr. Sheffield.

He'd be devastated. I know.

The same thing happened to me

in 1939.

I lost my little girl Sylvia.

Never saw her again.

She's in the living room.

She's back?

My baby!

Why is she yelling "baby?"

Oh, it's this whole
stupid thing. Big secret.

( Gasps )
You know the secret?

Yeah, yeah, don't tell
Maxwell about the kid.

Miss Babcock,
I can hardly believe

you're still standing after
a bombshell like that.

What bombshell?
It's not that big a deal.

You don't see Fran's pregnancy as
the final nail in your coffin?

Nanny Fine is pregnant?

- That wasn't your secret?
- No.

I can't believe
Nanny Fine's pregnant.

Now, Miss Babcock, Fran
hasn't told Mr. Sheffield yet,

and if she finds out I blabbed,
I'll lose my closest friend.

- I have nothing to live for.
- Oh, please, don't tell her.

Don't tell her.
I'll be your slave.

And now I do.

Darling, what's all this in
the middle of the afternoon?

Wine, candles, a sexy negligee...

You were expecting me,
weren't you?

Well, funny you should
use the word "expecting."

Would you look, all my favorite
savories and puddings.

Oh, honey...

Scones with real
clotted Cornish cream.

- Oh, sweetie
- Kippers.

Oh, darling...

Look at all this wonderful food!

Hey, I'm naked over here.

Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry.
I was ignoring you.

( Chuckles )

You're ignoring this side too.

- Sweetie, we need to talk.
- What, now?

Yes. It's important.

More important than
what we're doing now?

Well, what we're doing
is why we need to talk.

Sorry, sweetheart,
I'm not following you.

Honey, I was just looking
at your baby picture and, well,

I was thinking wouldn't we make
a beautiful child together?

But you know looks
skip a generation.

Actually, they'll probably
look like their grandparents.

Well, honey,
wouldn't you just really like

to hear the pitter-patter of
little feet around the house?

Well, now, darling, we've talked
about this. We've just got married.

Do we really need a baby
crying all night? Hmm?

Needing to be fed at 2:00 in the
morning, diaper change at 3:00.

You know, darling, Niles is
not as young as he used to be.

What's the rush? I want to be able to
spontaneously grab my wife and say:

"Come on, let's go
to the wine country."

You know how much fun you are
when you get all liquored up.

What a sweet thing to say.

Don't you worry, darling.
When the time is right,

we'll make a beautiful
baby together.

Meantime,
we can always rehearse.

Well, what if I said that we
don't need to rehearse because

we're already in production?

You're talking as if we were
having a baby right now.

- Well, what if we were?
- But we're not.

- But let's pretend.
- Let's not.

- Why not?
- Because.

Because I am too turned on by my gorgeous
wife to think of having anything,

but a little afternoon
delight with the woman I love.

That is the most horrible thing
that you have ever said to me.

- What?
- I can't believe you.

You wanted to go on a vacation with me,
you think I'm sexy, you love my body,

and you don't want little
Schlomo or Schloma.

I don't understand a word you're saying.
Why are you acting so irrationally?

Because that's the way
pregnant women act.

Oh! Oh, Gracie, I am in so much trouble.
I lost Yetta at the movies.

How could you lose a person?

I don't know. I mean,

one second she's talking to a cardboard
cut-out of Walter Matthau, and...

And the next second,
she was just gone.

Did you ask the other cut-outs?

This is serious. There
is a woman lose out there

who is asking people where
Chucky's Bride is registered.

Crate & Barrel,
that's where she is!

Let's go, slave,
you should be done by now.

How's this?

No. No, that'll look too
brassy on me. Try spiced tea.

Oh, that'll look awful.

Not after it's permed.

Max:
Niles!

Careful, it's wet.

Niles!

Yes, sir?

Niles, I...

This is just something
between you and C.C., right?

No, I'm rehearsing the musical
of "Pippi Longstocking." Why?

You're not going to believe this,
Niles, but we're having a baby.

Oh, how fast was that, you stud!

Congratulations, sir. Now why
aren't you two off celebrating?

Because I'm afraid Fran might
have interpreted something

I said as, well, devastating.

Oh, what did you say?

- I just told her how I felt.
- Oh, God!

Max: I just told her I
wasn't ready for a baby!

I wasn't ready for all
the diapers and the crying.

Oh, how could you
be so insensitive?

A baby is such a happy occasion
in the lives of us newlyweds.

Your lack of enthusiasm
is turning what should be

the most joyous day of my
life into an absolute misery.

Would you just stop that?

Well, do you want
to have a baby or not?

Well... well, after thinking
about it, I suppose...

Yes, of course I want to have
a baby with Fran. I love her.

Well, then I'd better overhear you
telling her this soon, mister,

because I am not
getting any younger.

Now, if you'll excuse me, sir, I want
to get something out of my hair.

Going to lose the red, huh?

Yeah, right after I get
rid of the blonde.

( Crying )

( crying ) Oh, look at this.
A mother and child.

Is there anything
more beautiful?

Frankie, don't eat out
of the garbage, you'll die!

Oh, I'm sorry. You probably
think I'm some kind of a nut,

wearing a negligee
in the middle of Central Park.

No, I have a little problem
with that guy wearing one.

- I'm Caryn.
- Oh, hi, I'm Fran.

Can I look at your baby?
He's so adorable!

He's a she. They said
the side-burns will go away.

Oh, sure.

And you know, you
can always bleach them.

You know, when
you do the moustache.

I'm expecting too.
Is it really painful?

Oh, no. Our bodies
are designed for that.

It's the most natural
thing in the world.

Now tell me to my face.

It was the most horrendous
experience I've ever had.

So painful I thought I
would die. But that was me.

Why were you crying?

You should be happy. This is a great time.
A joyous time. A... Frankie!

Peaceful time.

Oh, my husband
doesn't want the baby.

Is it his?

What is it with me? Yes.

Listen, sometimes, men get nervous when
they find out they're going to be fathers.

But once they have that baby in their
arms, they turn into big teddy bears.

He said a baby
is the last thing we need.

Pigs, all of them.

No. Not my Maxwell.

He's so wonderful and loving.

Maybe I should go
home and talk to him.

Thank you. Oh... ow! Oh! Oh!

Are you all right?

I don't know. Ow! Ow!

Don't worry, Mrs. Sheffield, Dr.
Osborn will be with you in a moment.

Oh. no. No please call
my gynecologist, Dr. Reynolds.

I really want a doctor
that I'm familiar with.

Trust me.

You're in good hands.

Before I can do anything for you,
I'm going to need to see your...

Blood test? X-rays?

Insurance card.

Just kidding. Little hospital
humor there.

Did you see it?

All righty then. Um...

Doctor, do you know
how my baby is?

Well, we're going to get you down
for an ultrasound and some tests.

Okay.

But first, could you give me a rough
idea of what you've had to eat today?

Well, I, you know, I had a couple of
eggs for breakfast and some toast.

Cantaloupe. Cocoa puffs.
A scooter pie.

Then ma came over, and we
had some tea with rugelach

and a few strawberries and
just a bite of cinnamon bobka.

It was very dry.

Well, first of all,
Mrs. Sheffield, wow.

There is the possibility...

And then when I was at the
park, I had a hotdog there.

And some chips. A Yoo-hoo and,
um, gummi bears.

And a pickle.

You know, I'm just going
to write down, "stuffed."

I want to get Mrs. Sheffield
down for ultrasound. Okay.

Oh! Oh, and, doctor, how will
my family know where I am?

Oh, if they can hear,
they'll find you.

Okay.

Oh, thank you.

What's happening? When are
they going to let us see her?

Oh, listen, Mom,

I'm sure Fran and the baby
are doing just fine.

That's the first time
you've called me mom.

Well, you've been more of a mother
to me than my own mother ever was.

You've certainly seen
more of me.

You're a good man.

Morty's parking the car.
Is Fran okay?

- Is she really pregnant?
- Yes, she really is.

Wow, I can't believe
Niles didn't tell us.

Where's Brighton?

Um, looking for Yetta.

Well, where's Yetta?

Looking for Brighton.

If you knew they were both looking for
each other, why didn't you just tell them?

More fun for me?

- Mr. Sheffield?
- Oh, yes.

Dr. Osborn.

Oh, Doctor, how is my wife?
Is the baby all right?

Well, Dr. Reynolds is looking
over some final test results,

but your wife would
like to see you.

Oh, thank you. Yes.

Oh, my God, it's you!

I used to stay home every
Wednesday to see you!

Oh, I was so in love with you.

He used to bring
me my dry-cleaning.

That's right. Working my way
through medical school, Sylvia.

Oh, darling! Are you all right?

- I am now.
- Oh, I was so worried.

Honey, did you ask
the doctor about the baby?

Yeah, they're running
some tests.

Oh, sweetheart, I'm so
sorry about what I said.

Oh, sweetie, you can't blame
yourself. It's the way you feel.

You don't want to have a baby
now. I can understand that.

Oh, well, that was before
I knew we were having one.

Hey, I didn't know I wanted
another wife until I met you.

You think the baby's
going to be okay?

Oh, sweetheart,
he's going to be just fine.

He's going to grow big and
strong, and, just like his dad,

he'll be a member
of the chess club.

Or, like his mom, he'll be
a member of the Price Club.

He'll graduate valedictorian.

He'll graduate.

Well, believe me, in my family,
that alone sets a new standard.

- Oh, I hope he has your nose.
- I hope he has your hair.

- And my voice.
- What do you mean?

Well, you know, the accent.

Oh, yeah, that'll be
really cute in baby-talk.

- I love you, darling.
- I love you.

Oh, Dr. Reynolds, thank God
you're here. How's the baby?

Fran, I'm so sorry.

Shh.

( Jazz music playing )