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Some water?

( Mumbling )

You know, Fran,
it's boiling in here.

If Mr. Sheffield's having auditions, why
don't you just put on the air conditioner?

Val, I am not going to have
a bunch of chorus girls

auditioning for my future husband
in a place that might be nippy.

Fran, don't be so insecure.

These women wanna be famous
in the theater,

not famous for
marrying a millionaire husband.

Oh, my God,
there's Marla Maples.

Oh, hello, Miss Maples.

- Hi.
- I'm Fran Fine, this is Val.

Oh, I must say I am just so sorry
about you and the you know who.

But I'm sure that you must have
met someone already

and you're
completely unavailable.

Oh, honey I am not about to go
jump into another relationship.

I am on my own and
I've got my career going on.

Oh yeah, you know, it's really
none of my business. Break a leg.

You see, Fran, she is
not after Mr. Sheffield.

Shh, Val!

You thought I was after Maxwell?

( laughs )

( laughs )

Me and Max were over
a long time ago.

Say what now?

Well, back when we me
and you know were separated,

Max and I had a little, uh,
you know.

Um, no I don't know.
Embellish, bubbe.

Well, we sort of

we really flirted a lot.

Who knows? If things
had been different, maybe...

Miss Maples, Mr. Sheffield asked
me to tell you he's very sorry,

but the part's been cast.

He will, however, keep you
in mind for future roles.

You know what they say, one door closes,
another opens. Oh, look at that.

I have not waited around five
years for some little shiksa

to come in and ruin my wedding.

Ooh.

Oh, thank you, Niles.

You know, you could
be ma if it weren't

for the whiskers... although.

If anyone needs me, I'll be
upstairs preparing the guest room.

Oh, why, who's coming?

Mr. Sheffield's brother, Nigel,
he's arriving any minute.

Oh, that's great, because you
know we haven't seen Nigel...

Since I almost ran off and
married him on that boat!

I know, my God, Fran,
what are you gonna do?

I don't know, I've kept this whole thing
a secret from Maxwell all this time.

I'd keep going with that.

( Doorbell rings )

Oh, my God, that's him.

What am I gonna do? Okay now,
wait, don't panic, don't panic.

Calm down,
calm down. All right look,

it happened a year
and a half ago.

Right.

- We're adults.
- Yeah.

We'll just act
like nothing happened.

- Yeah.
- So?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Hi.
- Hello, darling.

So how've you been?

♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell make up
but the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran ♪

Oh, darling, you look even hotter
than the last time I saw you.

Shh!

Are you crazy?

What happened between you and
me is over and in the past.

My heart now belongs to Maxwell.

So would you knock it off
with the darling stuff?

But, baby you're
the love of my life.

Oh, Nigel,
how I have devastated you.

But you're just
gonna have to get on

with your life no matter
how difficult it is.

Bonjour.

Oh, Fran, meet Genevieve,
the love of my life.

Well, that was a quick recovery.

Oh, you must be so happy
to marry again, no?

Oh, actually
this is my first time.

Really?
How old are you?

Uh, well, I don't know
the metric conversion.

Listen, I gotta talk to you. You
cannot breathe a word to your...

Nigel!

Oh, yeah, look who's here, Nigel's here.
We were just making out...

Uh, making up for lost time.

- Congratulations, you old dog.
- Oh, thank you.

- This is Genevieve.
- Hello.

Genevieve is the girl
with whom Nigel is involved.

You know what, Fran? I should go. I'm
afraid I might slip and say something.

All right, Val, go!

Oh, so you're Fran.

- Yes.
- Now I remember,

She is the girl you almost...

Ooh, now, Genevieve
has to go, it's jet lag.

Honey, take her to her room.
Bye, Genevieve.

Maxwell, we have
three dancers to see.

Nigel, I didn't know
you were coming.

Yes, C.C.'s been away,

on holiday.

Oh, yes, I heard
you went crackers.

Nigel!

No, Maxwell it's quite all
right.

They told us the most important
part of our recovery

is admitting that
we have a problem.

The truth is I was fine and I'm
suing the hell out of those quacks.

Nigel, if you'll excuse us,
I have these auditions

to attend to but I'll catch up
with you at dinner.

Yeah, okay, we'll see you
at supper.

Don't you worry about us.

Nigel, you can't breathe a word of this to
Maxwell, because he doesn't know about you

and I almost running off
and getting married together.

And we have a very honest
and trusting relationship.

But you don't have
that relationship with him.

So you can lie through
your teeth.

Fran, don't worry,

We don't share anything,
we're English.

If I started telling Max about all
the birds I was in love with,

well, we'd be here all year.

Oh, well, thanks,
you meant a lot to me too.

Just sign here, sir.

There we are. Thank you.

Oh, Niles,

I just heard that Maxwell asked
Nigel to be his best man.

Oh, but
don't let it get you down.

You'll always be the bridesmaid.

I am not a bit upset
that he chose his brother,

if anything I expected you
to be the best man.

Another wedding gift, Miss Fine.

Oh, my God, look,
it's a box from Tiffany's.

His side.

Oh, no, it's a blender
from Costco.

- Our side.
- Our side.

You know, at my wedding
in the old country

I got a blender too.

Her name was Pola.

She could take an apple
in her bare hands

and squeeze
the juice right into the glass.

So, Fran, have you decided on the band
you want to play at your wedding?

Your aunt Marilyn wants her son's
Hasidic heavy metal band to play.

What kind of a name is
"Smashing Pupiks?"

Oh, come on, every man has a
bachelor party, it's tradition.

Yeah, Dad, it's tradition.

Oh, would you excuse us
a minute, Grace?

You're asking me to leave?

I have to explain
"Dawson's Creek" to her.

Come on, Fran, tell him. A bachelor
party doesn't bother you, right?

You want me to encourage him to go to
a party with a bunch of naked women

dancing and pressing
themselves up against him?

Oh, I think that's
so degrading to women.

Quite frankly, I find them
a complete turnoff.

I think you should have one.

Yes, we can have
a bachelor party.

And you're too young to come!

Fran, I cannot believe
you're letting him have one.

I mean they're so degrading
to women.

Me, I'm not comfortable
with my Sammy

looking at other girls.

Yetta, Sammy is blind.

Yeah, but he sees
with his hands.

You're very naive, darling.

Why?

I know a man
who cancelled the wedding

because he ran off with the girl
who came out of the cake.

Who?

Daddy.

Well, isn't that ironic?
You were in the cake,

and now the cake's in you.

( laughs )

Oh, Ma, I trust Maxwell.

Besides, he is just so uptight.

I mean, he can't even bring himself to
peel the skin off of a breast of chicken.

So get this, right,

they blow up this pool, and then these
girls fill it with this green gelatin.

Oh, and you know what they say:
there's always room for gelatin.

I wanna go.
I love jiggly stuff.

Oh, Ma, I trust Maxwell.
You heard him.

He doesn't have any interest
in this stuff.

He's only doing
it to humor Nigel.

Yeah, and I went to Hershey,
Pennsylvania, to see the Amish.

( Music playing )

Of course, Nigel, do you realize

it's a brand new computer system

and they're still trying
to work out all the jugs.

Bugs!

You said jugs, bro!

I know what I said.

Come on, Max, you're
having a good time. Admit it.

Well, I'm not denying
it does have a certain...

Wow is she built like a brick...
Charm to it.

But let's face it, it is
totally bereft of any dignity.

Fabulous party, sir, fabulous.

Well, big brother!

Here's to your
final week of freedom!

Better thee than me.

Oh, wait a minute, Nigel.

Fran is a wonderful woman. You
don't know what you're missing.

To the future
Mrs. Maxwell Sheffield.

Hear! Hear!

To my future wife!

Cheers!

You know, she could just as easily
have been your sister-in-law

if she'd accepted my proposal
last time I was here.

- Abso-blimey-lutely.
- Yep.

What?

You are a lucky man, Max,

if she'd met me on the boat like we
planned, she'd be my wife today.

You proposed to Fran?

Surprise!

You almost married my brother?

See ya!

Why won't you listen to me?

I told you that nothing happened
between me and Nigel.

I find it hard to believe that a man and a
women could spend so much time together

with so much sexual tension
without anything happening.

Really? I don't.

I just can't believe
you and Nigel were...

While and I were... you know.

No, I don't know, because
technically you and I were nothing,

because you were so
scared you couldn't even

make up your mind
about what we weren't

But... but you knew
how I felt about you.

I thought I did when you told me you
loved me, but then you took it back.

Oh, why do you always
have to bring that up?

Why? Does it make
you feel bad and guilty?

Yes.

Well, that's why I always
have to bring it up.

Aha! And there he is.

Come on, Max, you're overreacting.
How was I supposed to know

you were in love with Fran? You
never paid her any attention.

You said flat out there wasn't
anything between you.

Oh, you know what that means.

How long have you known me?

Well, you know, to be quite honest, I mean,
you are not the most communicative...

I would tread very lightly
right now if I were you.

Treading lightly,
treading lightly.

Honestly, I can't get
through to you, so I'm leaving.

And I'm taking the woman I love.

Nigel! I don't love you. Now get it
through your head already and let it go...

Oh, you're talking about
Frenchie, yeah, go get her.

Come on, honey, let's sit down
and talk about this.

No, I don't have anything
to say to you, Fran.

You have plunged a knife
into my heart and twisted it.

Are you sure there's
no Jewish blood in you?

I just can't believe you could do
something like this and then not have

the character
to tell me about it.

Thank you, officer.

Did somebody forget
something at the party?

( Crying )
He loves me not,

He loves me not.
He loves me not.

Oh, Ma.

Darling, your eyes are
all red. Have you been crying?

( Crying ) Oh, the most
horrible thing happened!

I knew it, the caterer won't
make a twice baked potato!

Why do you always
assume the worst?

Ma, I never told you this,
but like a year and a half ago

I almost ran off and married
Maxwell's brother Nigel.

( Gasps )

You could have been married
a year and a half ago?

The thing is I never told
Maxwell about it

and now he's found out and the whole
wedding could be in jeopardy.

Oh, my darling.

Did you hear?

I'm nauseous already.

This is your fault. You had her
for all the birthdays up to 29.

And you had her for all
the birthdays back to it.

Oh, stop it, you two, this isn't about
you, it's about me and my life.

I'm the one that messed up, I'm the
one that almost ran out on Maxwell.

I'm the one that... oh now, you see?
This is why

they threw the book at
me at Traffic Court.

Good afternoon.

Sir.

Son.

We are gonna leave you alone and
give you the space to work it out.

Oh, Maxwell, I've been... huh?

Let's go in there.

They walked into another room.

We should've had a plan B.

Maxwell, I know
that I was wrong,

I should have told you.
I promise you

I will never ever keep
anything from you again.

With my own brother?

Well, exactly.

I thought you didn't want me anymore,
and I found him very attractive.

I had Sheffield mania.

You know, not the real thing,
but an incredible simulation.

I just feel very betrayed, Fran.

Well, what did you expect?

I mean, you took back telling me
that you loved me

and then you're surprised
I didn't wait around for you?

That's not fair.

You can't have it both ways.

You know, I'm just
beginning to think you're

making such a big megillah
about all this because

you're looking for an excuse to
take back your commitment to me.

I'm sorry if you feel
that way, Fran, but

I just can't forgive you yet.

You know what, I'm going to make it real
easy for you, here, take back your ring.

Sylvia:
Why, for the love of God?

Niles:
No!

You can't do this.
I already dyed my shoes!

If you leave, I'm gonna throw
myself in the Hudson River!

Ma, flooding New Jersey
is not gonna solve anything.

Hello. Hello.

Nanny Fine, about your wedding, I
just came back from Crate and Barrel.

Shopping for a dress?

No, but I did see something
you'd just love

at Husky Butler Boys.

Nanny Fine, what's with the suitcase?
Where are you going?

Well, you'll be happy to know that
Maxwell and I had a terrible fight

and I gave him back the ring
and the wedding is off.

What?

He thinks Fran
had an infidelity.

Oh, please, you've been
hanging around here

for five years, you're
the biggest doormat there is!

I know, and wouldn't you think
that would count as something?

And where did he get
so holier-than-thou?

You don't think Maxwell
Sheffield has a roving eye?

I've caught him
checking me out in the office.

Shut up.

Let me tell you,
Maxwell Sheffield

has not spent every night of the last
five years doing a one-man show.

Miss Babcock, I think you're on
to something. Ma, help me unpack.

You do realize that you might have just
pushed them into a reconciliation?

I know. That damn Prozac is turning
me into a caring human being.

And they said there'd be
no harmful side effects.

Uh, Maxwell?

I just wanted to tell you that
I've been thinking about things

and I really understand
how you must feel.

I mean, I'd be really upset
if you did the same thing to me.

Well, I appreciate
your saying that, Fran.

There's really no need
to give back the ring.

I'm sure I will get through
this eventually.

But, you know,

Max: it's important for
you to understand that

if two people don't have trust,

if they can't be completely open
and honest with each other.

And all they have
is... Marla! Marla!

I mean, no, Miss Maples!

Hi, Maxwell, I haven't seen you
since that night where...

Yes, yes, yes. Oh, goodness,
how long ago was that now?

Six, seven years?

A year and a half.

Oh, really? Really?

That long.
Well, my, how time flies.

Anyway, Marla, thank you
for dropping by and, listen,

about that part you're
interested in, it's yours.

I'll call you. No, no, no,
I won't call you!

Agent, I'll call your agent.

Okay, I'll just show Marla out.

Oh, thanks, Marl.

No problem, sweetie. I just don't want to
see you go through what I'm going through.

Every day I kick myself
about the man that got away.

Listen, it didn't work out
for you and Donald but...

Not Donald,

Maxwell.

- Your cab's waiting.
- Oh.

Ah, well, darling. I'm glad
everything got straightened out.

So, what do you say
about a spot of dinner?

What are you in the mood for?

Oh, I don't know.
Could you go for a little crow?

All right, all right,
point well taken.

I'm, uh, I'm sorry.

I suppose I haven't been
much of a saint either.

Look, I only overreacted
because, well, I

didn't realize how close
I came to losing you.

And what would if I had done if you had
actually gotten on that boat with Nigel?

But I didn't. I'm here with you.

You know there's a word
in Yiddish for that.

It's "bashert."

What does that mean?

It means "meant to be,"
because no matter what happens

that's what we are, meant to be.

We're naked without each other.

Like my finger.

Fran,

I love you.

I love you too.

Sylvia:
It's back on!

Niles:
Praise the Lord!

( applause )

Oh, look,
another food dehydrator.

Well, I suppose you can never
have too much jerky.

( Doorbell rings )

Oh, I'm so excited. They're
delivering my gift for you.

Oh, Yetta, you didn't have
to get me anything.

Oh, nonsense,
I just got you a bread maker.

Aww...

Malka, come on in.

( Jazz music playing )