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Ah, good afternoon, Miss Fine.

Good afternoon, Mr. Sheffield.

You know,
the kids are at school,

Niles is shopping,
we could... do it...

( clears throat )
Alright.

Hi, Fran.

( laughter )

( giggles )

Hi, Max.

( laughter )

You look beautiful,

Fran.

Ooh.

Over 40 and you can say it
again so quick.

( laughter )

I'm... I'm home.

Oh, eyelash right there,
I got it.

Thanks, thanks, yeah.

Good cover there, uh, "Max."

Who told you about
the first name thing?

The guy that owns
the fruit stand.

How the heck does he know?

I'm making ambrosia tonight.

- Fran, guess what?
- What?

My friend Billy invited me
to spend term grade with him

and his family
in the Middle East.

Ooh.

That is so exciting sweetheart.
You know his father is royalty?

Yeah, he's the sultan
of Koorestan.

Wow, gee, I wonder if he knows my
cousin Barry, the waterbed king?

So can I go, Daddy? Maggie
and Brighton are going away.

Oh, sweetheart, as much as I'd like you to
go to Koorestan it's very, very far away.

Yeah, honey,
we'll have a good time here.

The house'll be empty,
it'll just be your father and me

and... you know I don't think Niles
has ever been to the Middle East.

No, not Niles, I need him here,
I have a mountain of work to do.

I'll tell you what, Miss Fine,
why don't you take her?

( Chuckles )

Excuse me, honey.

You know,

I think this little girl will be very
disappointed if she doesn't go with Niles.

Grace has never been
anywhere with Niles.

This little girl.

( laughter )

Honey, honey, honey, go upstairs,
let me talk to your father.

Okay.

Well, I'm obviously being
a little too subtle here.

But with all the kids
out of the house

we could call each other Fran and
Max in every room of the house.

( laughter )

Tempting as that sounds, Fran,
this is a very busy time for me.

I have investors to entertain
and I'd like to serve them

something other
than Gino's pizza rolls.

( laughter )

One brunch
and I'm branded for life.

( laughter )

I don't understand why you don't
want to spend time with me.

Who said I don't want
to spend time with you?

Now, I have to earn a living.

That's right, I have expenses.

You know this year alone,
my food bill doubled.

Now, please, let's not bring
my mother into this.

( laughter )

Oh, God.

I guess I'm going
back to the desert.

But I might not
return that quickly.

Our people tend
to dilly-dally there.

( laughter )

- Fran, come on.
- Miss Fine!

( laughter )

Yoo-hoo.

You and Nanny Fine are
having a big old fight

about shipping her off
to the middle east.

Who told you that?

The garbage man.

( laughter )

♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪

♪ 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪

♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪

♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪

♪ She was there to sell make up
but the father saw more ♪

♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪

♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪

♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪

♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪

♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪

♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪

♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪

♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran ♪

I know, honey, it's just that
I keep running this fight

with your father over
and over in my mind

and I don't know how I'm gonna
be able to have a good time...

Wow, is this place
drop dead gorgeous.

( laughter )

This is even more beautiful
than the Taj Mahal.

Fran, when were you in India?

Trump opened another one
in India?

( laughter )

Now, this would be your room,

and Miss Grace's room
is connected through that door.

Wow, you guys really went all
out at the Bombay Company.

( laughter )

Now, his Majesty, the Sultan,
is expecting you for dinner.

- Okay.
- And he requests that

you both wear traditional garb
which you'll find in your closets.

Oh, boy.

Gee, do you have anything
that breathes a little bit?

Because I know that it's
a dry heat, but at 117 degrees,

anyway you look at it,
it's a schvitz.

( Arabic music )

Gracie, if I died tomorrow,

Toi, toi, toi!

( laughter )

I can honestly say
I was treated like royalty.

We napped in satin sheets, we
bathed in lilac-scented water,

and even in Arabic,

"Alf" transcends
the language barrier.

( laughter )

Gracie, I'm so happy to see you!

- Hi, Billy!
- Smile!

Fran, this is my friend Billy.

Oh, hi, my compliments
on your beautiful home.

Who designed it?

It was built during the first
dynasty by the Sultan Ali.

Oh, well, do you have his card?

Because my aunt Ciel was thinking
of adding an island to her kitchen.

Billy, you said you had a camel.
Can we go see it?

Sure. But while you're here, it's customary
to address me as Prince Muhammad.

But, Prince Muhammad, your
nickname at school is "goober".

( laughter )

Guard:
His Royal Highness,

the Sultan!

King Hassan ( long Arabic name )

( applause )

It is a pleasure finally to meet
my son's American guests,

Miss Sheffield, Miss Fine.

- Hi.
- Welcome.

You know, you look exactly like

you do on the back
of the Koorestan shekel.

Yeah,

sometimes I like to make
a bet with someone

so I can flip it in the air
and shout "tales or me."

( laughter )

Tales or me.

Good one.

Can I take a picture of us? I
have it all set for self-timer.

Come on, everybody,
smoosh together.

Cheese.

I'll make copies for everybody,
it'll be a very nice memento.

Ooh.

Master Brighton, just because
your vacation plans fell through,

you don't have to sit around
like a zombie.

This is the most exciting city
in the world. Go out!

There are parks,
museums, concerts!

Uh, yeah, can you move? I can't
see Yasmine Bleeth's butt.

( laughter )

Hello? I was watching that.

Well, now you're watching this.

You watching "Clueless?" Wouldn't
that be a little bit redundant?

( laughter )

Well, at least I'm not
watching the "women I'll

never get within a hundred
miles of" channel.

You know what? Shut up!
I'm so sick of this...

Alright, that's it!

Everybody up and out or I will
tell your father that you...

that you...

God, you kids are dull.

( laughter )

Just go out and get
something pierced.

( laughter )

What's gotten into him?

Oh, honestly, Niles, am I the only
one who does any work around here?

( laughter )

I'm going to let that pass.

I know that you're angry because
you had a fight with Miss Fine.

And she has to understand
that I cannot just

drop everything to
spend time with her.

Right, she has to understand
that men are the providers,

the warriors, the hunters.

Oh, I am killing myself,
I didn't get tulips.

( laughter )

Oh, why can't a woman
be more like a man?

Mm.

( laughter )

Well, there's your prototype.

( laughter )

Oh, your Highness, this has been
an incredible five days.

Thank you so much for
inviting me to this party.

Oh.

You know, Fran, I did not even think I
would have a chance to dance with you.

When Hosni Mubarak gets a few drinks in
him, he becomes quite the chatterbox.

( laughs )

Oh, thank you.

Gee, you know, I love your pin,
it's so gorgeous.

Then it is yours,

Oh, no, no, I couldn't.

Ah, but you must.

It is customary in our country
when a guest admires a possession,

then she must have it.

Oh, did I say pin?

I meant palace.

( laughs )

Now, you know, it's very beautiful,
but it's really more my mother.

Then I think
I should love your mother.

Uh-oh, now she's yours.

( laughter )

( laughs )

Mm. I'll be honest with you,
Your Highness,

I really didn't want to come here at
first, but I'm having a wonderful time.

Are you not homesick?

I was a little homesick, but then I went
downtown and I found a Golden Arches.

( laughter )

I'll tell you, they make a mint selling
that McShwarma back in the States.

( laughter )

Thank you.

- Oh, Fran.
- Yes.

I have enjoyed
your company immensely.

And my son, he adores you.

Oh, he is such a sweet boy.

I'll tell you, everybody has been so nice.
I'm gonna miss this place.

( Clink )

Then why don't you stay?

Well, you know I,
uh, I would, but

I'm on a restricted ticket, and that
would mean another 72.50 if I...

No, no, no, Fran, I mean why don't
you stay and live with us here

in the palace forever?

Oh, forever? Oh, um,
oh, your Highness, um,

well, that would mean that
I wouldn't be home in time

for the last episode
of "Seinfeld."

( laughter )

( phone rings )

Sylvia: Oh, I'll get it.

Hello, Sheffield residence.

Ma, I gotta talk to you.

How did you know I was here.

I got calls from Brighton, Maggie and
Niles and Roger Clinton next door,

he said his pizza
was never delivered.

He should thank me.
Chunky runs in that family.

( laughter )

Ma, I gotta tell you
something you're not gonna

believe, I just got a
marriage proposal.

What?

You live with a gorgeous millionaire
who is this close to a son to me.

Who is this yutz?

The king of this country.

Is he tall?

Ma!

6'1"-ish.

The point is I'm in love
with Mr. Sheffield.

Has he mentioned me?
Does he miss me?

I have not seen him all week.

If didn't know better I would
think it was intentional.

( laughter )

( knocking door )

Oh, ma, I gotta go. I think that's my lady
in waiting bringing me my Diet Pepsi. Bye.

( Kissing sound )

Coming!

Oh, your Highness.

What are you doing here?

I sent a message for you
to meet me on the veranda.

Oh, you meant my veranda.

Cos, you know, there's like 200
verandas sticking out of this place,

you're gonna have
to be more specific.

If this is awkward for you,
I can leave.

Oh, no, you might as well stay,

I mean, you walked the two miles down
the corridor to get here. Come in.

I have come for my answer.

Will you stay?

You know, I am really
very flattered, but

we hardly know each other.

Ah, but I know

you're beautiful,

intelligent,

charming.

And I know you're a king.

Alright, we bonded.

( laughter )

The thing is, um, I'm really sort
of involved with Mr. Sheffield.

I mean, Maxwell.

We are on a first name basis,
you know.

It's just we don't say it in front
of other people is the thing,

but we've only been together for five
years, we don't want to rush these things.

Did that sound as pathetic
to you as it did to me?

( laughter )

Ah, the Englishman.

What can this man possibly
offer you that I cannot?

You know,

you're offering me everything
that I have ever dreamed of.

But I can't stay.
I must say no.

I should warn you,
I do not give up easily.

I am a man who does
like the answer, "No."

Well, I'm sure I can't be the first
girl to ever say no to you, I mean,

what are you going to do,
chop my head off? Heheh.

Kidding!

What's that?

It's my present
for Mr. Sheffield.

Next week is his birthday.

Why didn't you remind me? You're
just trying to make me look bad.

No, that would be
gilding the lily.

Niles, hasn't Miss Fine even bothered
to call to check up on the children?

I believe they're alright, sir.

Well, then, I guess
it's time to get back to work.

Maxwell, I finished all the work
so we'd have some free time.

Isn't she a good girl?

But I can also be bad.

( laughter )

No, sir. No postcards
from Miss Fine either.

Oh, Niles, what have I done?

What was she asking for after all? Just
to spend a little more time with me?

I guess I'll just admit I was
wrong and ask for forgiveness.

No, that would be worst thing
you could do, it's weak.

You want to get to her? Make
believe you're with another woman.

Ah,

no, C.C., I'm going to go
upstairs and call her right now.

Wait, wait,
I have a surprise for you.

Happy birthday!

I know, it's a week early
but I thought,

you know, you could use it now.

Oh, an airline ticket
to Koorestan.

( laughter )

C.C., you are
a hopeless romantic!

Niles, pack my bags!

( laughter )

I guess you're not the only one
who can be bad.

( laughter )

But, Fran, I don't wanna
go home, I'm having a blast.

Besides, Billy and I are even
going for a camel ride later.

Honey, I got an aunt Gert
at home with a hump.

( laughter )

You can ride her up and down Queen's
Boulevard all you want once we get home.

Go to the armoire,
get out my clothes.

Where are the tickets
and the passports?

Fran, all your clothes are gone.

All of them?

Something's not kosher here.

Honey, nothing's kosher here.

( laughter )

Alright, listen. You know what?

You stay put, I'm gonna go
talk to the Sultan,

and find out what's
going on. I'll be right back.

Oh, oh, oh.

( laughter )

Honey.

I guess he really
wouldn't take no for an answer.

Boy, I don't wanna scare you,
sweetie, but

I think we're being held
hostage here.

Oh, my God, this is like that
movie, "Not Without My Daughter,"

which personally I think was a poor
choice to show on the plane over here.

Well, that guard might be good
at holding an AK-47

but he sure ain't good
at holding his Snapple.

Fran, do you really think
this is gonna work?

Sure, sure, honey,
we'll just be casual.

We look like belly dancers, we'll
waltz our way out of here. Follow me.

( Clapping )

( music )

( clapping )

( laughter )

Miss Fine, what are you doing?

Uh, staying alive?

( laughter )

( clapping )

Oh, well, actually,
you know, King,

we were looking for you, because
we were gonna go into town,

maybe have a little lunch,
go visit the American embassy.

Would you be up
for something like that?

Oh, Miss Fine, there you are.

- Daddy, Daddy!
- Finally, I...

What are you doing here, how
did you get in the palace?

I just knocked
on the palace door

and before I knew it everyone's bowing
and scraping and kissing my ring.

I have to say this is the friendliest
bloody country in the world.

Well, it's a little too
friendly if you ask me.

Hello, Maxwell Sheffield.

His Majesty,

( long Arabic name )

( laughter )

Hassan.

Oh, oh, oh. Your majesty.

This is the man you say
I remind you of?

Really?

- I don't see it.
- I don't see it.

This man was holding us
hostage here.

What do you mean hostage?

Oh, come now.

I reject you and suddenly I can't
find my tickets or my passport?

I had them locked up
in the palace safe.

They're worth a great deal
of money on the black market.

Uh-uh-uh. And why was there
a guard outside of our door?

There were some terrorist threats.
I wanted to ensure your safety.

Alright, Mr. Know-it-all, how do they get
the nougat inside a Three Musketeer's Bar?

( laughter )

Actually, it's a
three-tiered process, first

they turn the nougat
into strips and then...

Okay. okay. I'm telling you,
Mr. Sheffield,

this man was forcing me to stay here to
be his wife. Go on, tell him, tell him.

Wife?

Huh. I wanted you here
as my nanny.

( laughter )

Oh, please. Well, well, what was all that
talk about me staying here forever, huh?

I have four wives.

Goober is not the end
of the line.

Believe me, I have no romantic
interest in you whatsoever.

You are free
to leave at any time.

Now would be good.

( Clapping )

Well, I'd better
go say goodbye to Billy

while I'm still in this outfit.

( laughter )

Mr. Sheffield I know that I'm not crazy.
That king was coming on to me.

Well, of course
he was, Miss Fine,

of course he was. Anybody could
see he was smitten with you.

Wasn't he?

Of course he was, he's a man.

Unfortunately, some men are just not
very good at expressing their feelings.

( laughter )

And I could see
right through that Sultan.

Oh, yes, you'd start
as his nanny, alright.

You'd start working
for him for a few years

and eventually be on
a first name basis and then...

( laughter )

One day he'd come to realize you were
more important to him than his work,

then, ah...

then he'd tell you he loves you.

And when does that happen?

Right now.

I love you.

What?

Fran,

I love you.

( Cheering )

( applause )

( beep )

Pilot: Ladies and gentleman, thank
you for flying Koorestan Air.

We know you have
a choice when you fly.

So, will the woman in 3B
who spent the last 17 hours

bellowing that her boss
finally told her he loved her,

please next time choose Qantas.

( laughter )

( applause )