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Fran, I've been wearing a training
bra for about three months now
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and what is it exactly
that it trains them to do?
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( laughter )
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You know, honey,
you really can't train 'em.
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Eventually they're just going to get
older and go their separate ways
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( laughter )
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Funny you should bring
this up, since I started my diet
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I went down an entire cup size.
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( laughter )
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What cups size did you go
down to ma?
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The Stanley?
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( laughs )
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Never mind. I'm doing good.
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Even the soup
that I brought over is diet.
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Cabbage, tomato, onion soup mix
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plus I added a little seasoning
to give it some flavor.
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With what?
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Tortellini.
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( laughter )
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( knocking door )
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It's Val.
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Hi, sweetie.
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Hi.
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Fran, you are not going to believe
what I got from my cousin Gigi.
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What?
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Two tickets to the launching party
of Michael Bolton's new opera album.
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Oh, my God. Michael Bolton.
Wait a minute,
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your cousin Gigi
knows Michael Bolton?
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You bet. Did you know
that Gigi is responsible
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for him cutting
all his hair off.
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Apparently, you can't say "Bolton"
without spitting out your gum.
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( laughter )
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And for that Michael Bolton gave
your schmuck cousin tickets?
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( laughter )
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Let me guess, the
tickets fell out of
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Bolton's pocket when he
was beating Gigi up.
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Uh-huh.
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( laughter )
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How lucky are we?
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So you free
Saturday night, Fran?
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( laughs )
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( laughter )
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Is she free Saturday?
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( laughter )
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What? You're not?
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( laughter )
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I'd love to go.
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I only wish this was something that Mr.
Sheffield would invite me to. You know,
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Michael Bolton,
he sings such romantic songs.
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Fran, you know, Daddy asked
you out on the first
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date. Why don't you ask
him out on the second?
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Ma raised me to believe that it's the man
that should do the courting of the woman.
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Sweetheart, I didn't know
what I was saying.
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( laughter )
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It was the sixties,
I was taking a lot of antacid.
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( laughter )
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You know what?
I think you're right.
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I am going to march
myself in there
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and ask Mr. Sheffield to
this Michael Bolton concert!
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- You go girl!
- Yeah!
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You know, I'm no genius,
but I don't think
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she's gonna be able to get
tickets at this late date.
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( laughter )
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You really don't need the,
"I'm not genius part," Val.
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make up
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids are actually
smiling such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran ♪
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Ma? Ma?
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So what do you think?
It's almost finished.
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( laughter )
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What are you, nuts? Don't you
think it's a little crooked?
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Not to me.
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( laughter )
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Ma? You're scaring me.
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( laughter )
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You know, our people
are not talented in this regard.
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That's why there's no
Home Depot in Jerusalem.
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( laughter )
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More importantly than that,
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I got up the nerve
to ask Mr. Sheffield
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out on a date and he said,
"Yes."
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Oh, I figured it when I saw
the love bite on your neck.
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What?
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What?
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( Gasps )
What is that?
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Enough already,
you don't have to hide.
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You can have
a hickey at your age.
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You can have osteoporosis
at your age.
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( laughter )
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Oh, my God. It goes
all the way down my body.
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Mazel tov, darling!
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( laughter )
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Ma, stop it. This is a terrible
rash. It's disgusting.
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I'm supposed to go out
with Mr. Sheffield tonight.
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Well, put some salve on it.
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Oh, oh,
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Ma this is anchovy paste.
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( laughter )
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Taste the dippity-do,
see if it's mint jelly.
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Honey, would you do me a favor?
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Go over to the fragrance counter and
pick me up some perfume. Here's my list.
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Fran, you want me to buy
12 bottles of perfume?
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Samples, honey, samples.
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( laughter )
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Excuse me, I'm wondering
whether you can help me with-
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- I remember you.
- What?
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Wait, don't tell me,
I never forget a condition.
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You came in about ticks.
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- No.
- Worms.
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- Look...
- Lice, you had head lice.
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( laughter )
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I knew it was a parasite.
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Congratulations!
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Now, if you could just
keep your voice down.
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I want you to tell me where I can
buy something to help me with this.
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Eww,
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why did you show me that?
It's nauseous-making.
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( laughter )
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Well, if you can't stand looking at
a simple rash why do you work here?
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It's near my house.
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( laughter )
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Does the rash have
any oozing or odor?
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- Shh.
- Has it formed a crust?
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Stop it!
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( laughter )
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Never mind.
I'll go find something myself.
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- Miss Babcock, hi.
- Miss Fine.
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( laughter )
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What's that in your hand?
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What's that in your hand?
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I think I got a fairly
good look at that box.
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I think I got a fairly
good look at that bottle.
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( laughter )
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Interesting situation.
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( laughter )
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Certainly is.
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( laughter )
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Just say no one will ever know
what you have,
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and no one will
ever know what I have.
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That's all. Fine with me.
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I know what you both got.
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( laughter )
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But a date with each
of you will keep me quiet.
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( laughter )
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A terrible rash.
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Pick me up Thursday at 8:00.
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Ah, Miss Fine.
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Hello.
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Oh, you look absolutely
brilliant.
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Brilliant? Oh, that is so...
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something
I've never heard before.
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( laughter )
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I just wanted you to know
that I am genuinely thrilled
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you asked me out
with you this evening.
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Oh, that's so good
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to hear, to hear.
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Not only that,
but I wanted to tell you that
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had you not asked me out
with you I would probably...
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No, probably, I was actually...
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You know, that is so sweet,
go, get the car.
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I just gotta get my purse here,
I just gotta get my purse.
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Oh, Miss Fine, no one wants
this to happen more than I do,
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but your whole body is
covered with blotches.
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Why don't you just
cancel this evening?
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( laughter )
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Five years, two days,
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I don't care if I've got to lose a toe and
keep it on ice in my purse, I'm going.
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( laughter )
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Alright, why don't I go
get us some cocktails?
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Mm, sounds good.
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( laughter )
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Yeah, well, huh.
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The bar's 40 deep so what do
you say we have a quick dance?
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- I've love to.
- Come on, then.
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( laughter )
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Oh, I'm sorry I should have
shaved before we came out.
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No, it's good. It's good.
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It's very good.
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( Applause )
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Excuse me?
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Oh, oh, Michael Bolton!
Oh, Michael Bolton!
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Oh, I just love your voice!
It's so soulful and raspy.
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You know, yours is the only music that
can cut through a Fine family function.
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( laughter )
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Thanks a lot,
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I think.
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Hello, Michael.
Maxwell Sheffield.
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Listen, congratulations on
your CD. It's really wonderful.
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And I just love your new look.
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Oh, the big hair is just, that's
just not happening any more.
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Uh-huh.
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- On men, on men.
- Uh-huh, oh. Oh.
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Michael, Michael, would you
mind? I am your biggest fan.
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Would you please autograph
this for me?
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Just do it on my back,
just do it on my back.
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And press hard because, that
ballpoint doesn't work so good.
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Yeah, to Fran, to the left,
to the left,
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my biggest fan,
to the right, to the right,
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I am very, very, very, very...
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Oh, Miss Fine.
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Okay. Alright. Thank you.
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Thank you so much. that was really
good, Michael, really good.
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- I'm gonna go now.
- Okay.
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That is weird.
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( laughter )
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Presenter: Good evening. Sunday Classical
and Michael Bolton welcome you
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to the launching
of his new Aria album.
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Presenter: And now, ladies and
gentlemen, Michael Bolton!
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( Applause )
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♪ Nessum dorma ♪
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♪ Nessum dorma ♪
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♪ Tu pure, o, Principessa ♪
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♪ Nella tua fredda stanza ♪
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♪ Guardi la stelle ♪
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♪ Che tremano d'amore ♪
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♪ E di speranza ♪
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( laughter )
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You look so beautiful tonight.
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My God, I wish we were alone.
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
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( Moaning )
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You don't know how good
that makes me feel.
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( laughter )
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What do you say the
two of us just, uh, slip away?
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Mm, yes, yes.
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Oh, I can't wait
to get out of this dress.
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( laughter )
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Then I'll go get us a room.
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Okay.
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( laughter )
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Here we are.
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( laughter )
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How about a glass of champagne?
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Sounds great.
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( laughter )
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Ooh. Oh.
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Oh.
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Hey, wait for me.
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( laughter )
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No, you know what? I think that we
should just call the house first
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and make sure that everybody knows
that we're gonna be a little late.
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Now?
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Yeah, we don't want them to worry.
Hi, sweetie, hi, angel,
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yeah, good, yeah, oh, yeah,
oh that sounds fabulous, angel.
256
00:13:51,396 --> 00:13:54,131
Yeah, oh, you wanted
to tell your Daddy?
257
00:13:54,198 --> 00:13:56,166
Gracie, she really
wants to talk to you.
258
00:13:56,234 --> 00:13:57,234
Now?
259
00:13:58,836 --> 00:14:01,705
Hello, sweetheart.
260
00:14:01,773 --> 00:14:04,007
Oh.
261
00:14:04,075 --> 00:14:06,995
You know? If you're gonna be
blabbing on the phone all night,
262
00:14:07,044 --> 00:14:10,648
I am just gonna run downstairs
263
00:14:10,715 --> 00:14:14,318
and get an autographed picture
of Michael Bolton for mom.
264
00:14:14,386 --> 00:14:15,686
Now?
265
00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:18,968
I'll just be a minute.
Just a minute.
266
00:14:24,228 --> 00:14:28,198
Where is he? Where is he?
Where's the doctor?
267
00:14:30,067 --> 00:14:32,869
Dr. Cresotelli will be with you
in just a moment.
268
00:14:32,937 --> 00:14:36,006
Cresotelli? This is a matter
of life or death.
269
00:14:36,073 --> 00:14:38,642
I need a Glittman or a Schwartz.
270
00:14:38,710 --> 00:14:40,344
( laughter )
271
00:14:40,412 --> 00:14:41,412
Hi.
272
00:14:43,047 --> 00:14:44,080
Thank you.
273
00:14:45,417 --> 00:14:47,150
I'm Dr. Cresotelli,
how we doing?
274
00:14:47,218 --> 00:14:50,086
Oh, I've been better, I have
a terrible, terrible rash.
275
00:14:50,154 --> 00:14:53,924
Can you just give me a minute I need
to settle in. You're my first patient.
276
00:14:53,991 --> 00:14:55,225
Of the night?
277
00:14:55,293 --> 00:14:56,293
No, ever.
278
00:14:56,328 --> 00:14:58,729
( laughter )
279
00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:01,565
Wait a minute,
Cresotelli, Cresotelli,
280
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:05,803
you wouldn't happen to be Frankie
Cresotelli from Parson's Junior High?
281
00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:08,672
Yeah, yeah,
best six years of my life.
282
00:15:08,740 --> 00:15:10,641
( laughter )
283
00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:15,245
Wait, I know you... you're Fran...
284
00:15:15,313 --> 00:15:16,313
Finay?
285
00:15:17,782 --> 00:15:20,784
It's Fine, again,
they didn't buy it.
286
00:15:20,852 --> 00:15:22,919
( laughter )
287
00:15:22,987 --> 00:15:28,058
How did you ever become a doctor?
You couldn't even play Operation.
288
00:15:28,125 --> 00:15:32,262
Just, calm down, real people are a lot
bigger than that little cardboard guy.
289
00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:35,065
( laughter )
290
00:15:35,132 --> 00:15:37,735
I know I saw
a Lieberman out there.
291
00:15:37,802 --> 00:15:40,771
( laughter )
292
00:15:40,839 --> 00:15:43,607
Fran, take it easy,
that was a long time ago.
293
00:15:43,675 --> 00:15:45,041
I'm a professional now.
294
00:15:45,109 --> 00:15:47,077
- Okay, I'm sorry.
- Let's have a looksie.
295
00:15:47,144 --> 00:15:48,645
Okay.
296
00:15:48,713 --> 00:15:50,614
Oh.
297
00:15:50,682 --> 00:15:52,683
( laughter )
298
00:15:55,219 --> 00:15:57,220
What's the matter?
What's the matter?
299
00:15:57,288 --> 00:15:58,955
Oh, God.
( clears throat )
300
00:15:59,023 --> 00:15:59,956
Uh, nothing.
301
00:16:00,024 --> 00:16:02,926
I can, uh,
I can take care of that.
302
00:16:04,128 --> 00:16:06,597
( laughter )
303
00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:07,964
With a shot.
304
00:16:08,032 --> 00:16:09,099
( laughter )
305
00:16:09,166 --> 00:16:11,001
Fine, give me anything.
306
00:16:11,068 --> 00:16:15,138
The man of my dreams is right across
the street in a beautiful hotel room
307
00:16:15,206 --> 00:16:17,608
and he's finally
ready to get intimate.
308
00:16:19,043 --> 00:16:22,212
( laughter )
309
00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,515
Um, I'm going to give you
this shot of cortisone,
310
00:16:24,582 --> 00:16:26,617
that should straighten you
right out, okay.
311
00:16:26,684 --> 00:16:30,387
I'm going to give it to you in your rear
because there'll be a lot less pain
312
00:16:30,455 --> 00:16:31,588
in a big fleshy area.
313
00:16:31,656 --> 00:16:33,223
( laughter )
314
00:16:36,027 --> 00:16:38,929
I take it you got a D
in bedside manner, Frankie.
315
00:16:40,331 --> 00:16:41,998
There we go.
316
00:16:42,066 --> 00:16:44,635
Oh, oh, wow.
317
00:16:44,702 --> 00:16:45,869
Gee, you know,
318
00:16:45,937 --> 00:16:47,971
I think that
the itching's stopped already.
319
00:16:48,039 --> 00:16:49,839
Why could it be working
this fast?
320
00:16:49,874 --> 00:16:51,374
It goes into the bloodstream.
321
00:16:51,443 --> 00:16:55,879
Oh, my God, Frankie, thank you, thank you.
Wish me luck.
322
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:56,947
Good luck.
323
00:16:57,014 --> 00:16:59,049
Okay, bye.
324
00:16:59,116 --> 00:17:03,754
Oh, hey, wait a minute, are you
allergic to any medication?
325
00:17:03,822 --> 00:17:06,289
( laughter )
326
00:17:07,559 --> 00:17:09,192
I should have asked
that first, right?
327
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:10,928
( laughter )
328
00:17:10,995 --> 00:17:13,229
Secretary: Dr. Kline,
paging Dr. Kline.
329
00:17:19,637 --> 00:17:22,673
Well, okay, sweetheart.
330
00:17:22,740 --> 00:17:26,109
Well, it sounds like you
had a really very fun day.
331
00:17:26,177 --> 00:17:28,111
( laughter )
332
00:17:28,179 --> 00:17:30,180
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
there's more.
333
00:17:30,247 --> 00:17:33,984
So I go over to Susie's house
and her cousin,
334
00:17:34,051 --> 00:17:35,185
what's her name, Niles?
335
00:17:35,252 --> 00:17:36,252
Lily.
336
00:17:36,287 --> 00:17:37,921
Oh, yeah, yeah, Lily.
337
00:17:39,023 --> 00:17:42,025
She is so funny, Daddy.
338
00:17:42,093 --> 00:17:43,961
What?
339
00:17:44,028 --> 00:17:46,663
Oh, Daddy wants to talk to you.
340
00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:47,731
Yes, sir.
341
00:17:47,799 --> 00:17:48,966
Put her to bed!
342
00:17:49,033 --> 00:17:51,301
( laughter )
343
00:17:54,372 --> 00:17:58,041
Fran:
Mr. Sheffield, I'm back.
344
00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:05,281
Wait right there. Don't you
move. Don't move a thing.
345
00:18:05,349 --> 00:18:09,019
Okay. Oh, how long
346
00:18:09,086 --> 00:18:13,123
have we dreamt of this moment?
347
00:18:13,190 --> 00:18:14,290
Here we...
348
00:18:15,860 --> 00:18:18,595
( laughter )
349
00:18:33,811 --> 00:18:34,945
Well, what's the matter?
350
00:18:35,013 --> 00:18:37,047
( laughter )
351
00:18:39,851 --> 00:18:41,317
Oh, oh, oh.
352
00:18:41,385 --> 00:18:43,253
( laughter )
353
00:18:44,656 --> 00:18:45,656
Oh!
354
00:18:47,391 --> 00:18:49,225
Oh, my God.
355
00:18:49,293 --> 00:18:52,195
( Shrieking )
356
00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:56,033
Miss Fine! Don't panic
Don't panic. It's gonna be okay.
357
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:57,634
( Shrieking )
358
00:18:59,136 --> 00:19:01,204
Calm down.
It's gonna be alright.
359
00:19:01,272 --> 00:19:03,874
What happened to my face?
What happened to my face?
360
00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:06,043
No, no, no, Miss Fine.
361
00:19:06,110 --> 00:19:08,779
No!
362
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:18,689
Oh, maybe we need
to bring in a specialist.
363
00:19:18,756 --> 00:19:20,023
( laughter )
364
00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:23,226
Or at least a doctor
with two days experience.
365
00:19:23,294 --> 00:19:24,828
( laughter )
366
00:19:24,896 --> 00:19:28,932
This reaction happens sometimes
with cortisone, predisone,
367
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:31,301
Toblerone.
( laughs )
368
00:19:33,004 --> 00:19:35,205
( laughter )
369
00:19:35,272 --> 00:19:38,008
Doctor,
I have an enlarged daughter.
370
00:19:38,076 --> 00:19:39,743
( laughter )
371
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,878
Do something!
372
00:19:41,946 --> 00:19:44,781
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
373
00:19:44,849 --> 00:19:48,719
you're never gonna find me
attractive again.
374
00:19:48,786 --> 00:19:52,355
Oh, Miss Fine,
don't you be ridiculous.
375
00:19:52,423 --> 00:19:56,693
There's two, three, six times
as much of you to love.
376
00:19:56,761 --> 00:19:59,129
( laughter )
377
00:19:59,196 --> 00:20:03,233
Oh, that's very sweet.
378
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:05,535
Kill me, Frankie, kill me.
379
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:07,237
( laughter )
380
00:20:07,304 --> 00:20:09,539
I'm gonna give you a shot to
counteract the cortisone, okay?
381
00:20:09,607 --> 00:20:10,741
It won't hurt a bit.
382
00:20:10,808 --> 00:20:12,442
I just need to find a big
383
00:20:12,510 --> 00:20:14,244
fleshy pinky anything.
384
00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:17,313
Miss Fine,
385
00:20:17,381 --> 00:20:20,117
we traced your original
rash to a food allergen.
386
00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:23,820
Have you recently had any
gourds, pumpkins, squash?
387
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:25,622
No, no,
388
00:20:25,690 --> 00:20:29,092
wasn't in any of that chicken you
made, Niles, last night, was it?
389
00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:31,762
Of course not, that was just
roast chicken with sage.
390
00:20:31,829 --> 00:20:34,898
Sage, I am allergic to sage
391
00:20:34,966 --> 00:20:36,166
Oh, really?
392
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:37,901
( laughter )
393
00:20:37,969 --> 00:20:40,103
I thought thyme was your enemy.
394
00:20:40,171 --> 00:20:42,673
( laughter )
395
00:20:42,740 --> 00:20:44,274
Excuse me, doctor,
396
00:20:44,341 --> 00:20:48,078
but if someone
jazzed up a diet soup
397
00:20:48,146 --> 00:20:51,114
with pumpkin tortellini
filled with squash
398
00:20:51,182 --> 00:20:54,985
and she ate it,
would it be my fault?
399
00:20:55,053 --> 00:20:56,153
Ma!
400
00:20:58,056 --> 00:21:02,125
Oh, sweetheart, I'm so sorry,
401
00:21:02,193 --> 00:21:04,227
I'm so sorry.
402
00:21:06,097 --> 00:21:10,366
Maxwell, there's a horrifying
glimpse of the future.
403
00:21:10,434 --> 00:21:14,270
The 250 pound apple
doesn't fall far from the tree.
404
00:21:14,338 --> 00:21:17,007
( laughter )
405
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:19,375
( applause )
406
00:21:24,682 --> 00:21:28,852
Good morning, miss Fine. I'm glad
to see you're all back to normal.
407
00:21:28,919 --> 00:21:31,155
Yeah, much better, thank you.
408
00:21:31,222 --> 00:21:33,223
You know,
409
00:21:33,291 --> 00:21:35,359
it's a real pity
we were interrupted.
410
00:21:35,426 --> 00:21:37,994
I thought maybe tonight we could
411
00:21:38,062 --> 00:21:39,729
pick up where we left off?
412
00:21:39,797 --> 00:21:42,199
Mm. You know Mr. Sheffield,
413
00:21:42,267 --> 00:21:45,302
I really prefer when things
are kind of spontaneous.
414
00:21:45,370 --> 00:21:46,936
( Sighs )
415
00:21:47,004 --> 00:21:48,004
( laughter )
416
00:21:48,072 --> 00:21:49,806
Yeah, perhaps you're right.
417
00:21:49,874 --> 00:21:52,742
Maybe it's
a sign we should wait.
418
00:21:52,810 --> 00:21:54,811
We'll know
when the time is right.
419
00:21:59,184 --> 00:22:01,918
I could kill you, ma.
420
00:22:01,986 --> 00:22:04,921
( laughter )
421
00:22:04,989 --> 00:22:09,859
( applause )
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