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It's so wrong.
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Why, honey?
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I've been sitting next to the
same guy for four years
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and I know he likes me
but he won't make a move.
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You've been waiting
for some guy for four years?
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Well, that's nothing.
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( laughter )
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It's not pathetic?
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No...
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( laughter )
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She is so in denial.
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( laughter )
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Oh, Miss Fine. I've got to ask
Mr. Sheffield for some time off,
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so I'm giving him this tie.
Do you think he'll like it?
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Well, he ought to. It's his.
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( laughter )
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Oh, for heaven's sake.
He won't remember his tie.
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But I wonder if he should
change out of his suit.
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( laughter )
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Niles, why don't you
just walk yourself right
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in there and tell him
you need some time off?
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Be honest.
Speak from the heart.
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Tell him that you need some private time.
You work like a dog day and... you know,
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don't use that, I'm going
to say that when I
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go in there and ask
for this weekend off.
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This weekend?
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- Yeah.
- That's when I want off.
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My butlers' glee club is having
a big competition in Bermuda.
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( laughter )
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Well, I'm sorry but it's the big
Fine family reunion in Niagara Falls
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and we have relatives
coming in from all over.
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Tel Aviv, Budapest,
Boca Gables, Phase IV.
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( laughter )
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I didn't know you had
any family left to fly
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in. I thought they all
lived in my kitchen.
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( laughter )
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Look, why don't we just let Mr.
Sheffield decide? That's fair.
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Oh, why are we arguing? I can
relinquish 3 days of the Wilson's
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butler pulling down his sock
garters to show me his tan line.
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( laughter )
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Really? Well,
that's very sweet of you.
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Now, 'relinquish' means
you're not going, right?
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Yes, yes, yes.
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Ok, thank you, thank you,
thank you.
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Oh, I've got work to do so you
tape Bold and the Beautiful.
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Of course...
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( laughter )
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( laughter )
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( laughter )
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You have much to learn,
young Jedi.
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( laughter )
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Sir, please let me have
this weekend off.
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My last vacation was two years
ago, but it doesn't really count.
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Miss Babcock showed up and then there
was this tropical depression, mine.
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( laughter )
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But Mr. Sheffield,
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you know I've gotta go to my
family's reunion...
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( laughter )
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Well, to be honest, Niles, I...
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( chuckles )
Stop.
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I... I did just give you
a month off, already.
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I was recovering
from a heart attack.
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( laughter )
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Look, how you budget your
vacation time is your business.
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( laughter )
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- I'll bring you back cigars.
- I'll send my mother to Cuba.
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- I'll make you Baked Alaska.
- I'll send my mother to Alaska.
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Well, in all fairness, Miss
Fine, Niles did ask me first.
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( Gasp )
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He's wearing your suit.
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Well, she's wearing
Miss Grace's skirt.
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( laughter )
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And that's how I just won.
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( laughter )
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens, ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make up
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ The father finds
her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ The kids are
actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran. ♪
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You know,
the only reason he picked you
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is because
I don't look good in heels.
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What?
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I thought you looked great
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last Halloween
when you went as Tootsie.
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( laughter )
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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I didn't think
it came together...
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You're just trying to suck up
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because you know I'm mad at you.
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Niles, I got what I wanted not
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because of anything I said
or the way I looked.
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Oh, please...
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( imitating Fran's voice )
Oh, Mr. Sheffield...
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Do you mind if I dust
your desk with my tuckus?
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( laughter )
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Well, if it isn't
Priscilla Queen of the Dessert?
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You didn't mind me wearing
the tube top to get you that
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Phantom Fury vacuum
with the hepa filter, did you?
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I can only imagine how long it
took you to find something skimpy.
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There's a three second
scavenger hunt.
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( laughter )
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Ho ho ho. What a treat. It's not
often that you get to see
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a domestic squabble
between actual domestics.
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( laughs )
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Hey. I insulted you,
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now you're supposed
to insult me back.
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There's a rhythm
to these things, man.
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Do you realize that
she gets everything she wants
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because she has Mr. Sheffield
wrapped around her little finger?
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Well, look who just popped his out of
Maxwell's derrière to announce it's Spring.
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( laughter )
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What have I been saying
for the past four years?
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You know, maybe we've been
on opposite sides too long.
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Well, I wouldn't mind getting
back at Miss Fine.
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And we are just
the team to do it.
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Alright. From now on,
it's you and me, Babcock.
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Hehehe.
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Oh, mm.
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You know Niles, this the best
cup of coffee you've ever made.
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Well, in honor of our
new alliance I must confess,
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this is the first time
I've ever put it in a clean cup.
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( laughter )
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends... ♪
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♪ I seen you around
for a long long time, yeah ♪
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♪ I really remembered you
when you drink my wine ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ I seen you walkin' down
in Chinatown ♪
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♪ I called you but
you could not look around ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ I bring my money
to the welfare line ♪
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♪ I see you standing
in it every time ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends ♪
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♪ Why can't we be friends. ♪
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First of all, Dr. Miller,
I just want to tell you that
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I think I'm about ready
to graduate from therapy.
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Yep, I really feel like
I have grown and matured.
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I've really come
to like myself as a person.
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So what's the problem?
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Everyone else hates me.
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( laughter )
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( crying )
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Tell me about it.
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Well, it's Niles.
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Mm. Niles, the, uh,
nosey butler?
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Yeah. That's him.
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He's got this crazy idea that
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I use my sexuality
to get my way.
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( laughter )
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Do you feel you do that, Fran?
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No. Dr. Miller,
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you know me. I mean,
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I don't do things like that.
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( laughter )
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Just look at your body language.
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Dr. Miller, do you think
I'm trying to seduce you?
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( laughter )
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( music )
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Do you want me to put this
in the dishwasher?
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No, sweetie, I'll do it.
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( laughter )
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Oh, listen are you coming with me
to paint your pottery tonight?
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Of course. The ceramic
tissue box I made for
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your powder room is
coming out of the kiln.
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( laughter )
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Okay, Scully and Mulder,
care to explain this X-File?
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( laughter )
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Well, I'd better get back
to the salt mine.
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Later, C.
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( laughter )
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Oh, Niles, we gotta talk.
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I just spent my entire session
at Dr. Miller's talking about
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you playing yo-yo with my feelings
and pretending like I don't exist.
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And that time could have been better spent
talking about Mr. Sheffield doing that.
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( laughter )
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I don't know
what you're talking about.
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Oh, come on.
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You're being mean to me, you're
friends with Miss Babcock.
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It's a world gone mad.
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( laughter )
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Next thing you know
they'll be saying Barbara
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is marrying the guy from
the Amco commercials.
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Oh wait a minute,
that is happening.
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( laughter )
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This is ridiculous.
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Why don't you just invite
Mr. Sheffield and the children
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to go to Niagara Falls
with you and your family?
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Oh, please, what horrible things did
the man ever do to deserve that?
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Oh, you're slipping, Sadie.
Don't you want to get engaged?
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Keep talking.
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Niagara Falls is the 'Honeymoon
Capital' of the world.
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30 million people go there every year and
wind up getting married on the spot.
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It's magical, it's mystical. Mr.
Sheffield won't be able to resist you.
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- Really?
- Absolutely.
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Getting proposed
to is like buying real estate.
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Location, location, location!
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( laughter )
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Oh, Niles, you're a genius!
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Now we can both go away this weekend
and I'm so happy we're friends again.
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Oh, me too. I don't know what I was doing
in that unholy alliance with Babcock.
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( laughter )
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I know. It was kind of like Yogi
dumping Booboo for the Rangers.
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( laughter )
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Kids, I have such exciting news.
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We're all going to Niagara Falls. Your
father and I are getting married!
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( laughter )
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Dad finally popped the question?
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No. Not yet.
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( laughter )
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But Niagara Falls is the
engagement capital of the world.
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And dad's already agreed
to go with you?
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No. Not yet.
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( laughter )
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- This is so sad,
- This is ridiculous.
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We're going.
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Just go pack
and act surprised, would you?
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No, don't worry, Fran. If it actually
happens, we will be genuinely stunned.
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( laughter )
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I got your message.
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- Ah, ma?
- Oh, this is so exciting.
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The last time I was at Niagara Falls
was when Danny proposed to me.
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Oh, I didn't know Danny asked you to marry
him in Niagara Falls? That's so romantic.
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Yeah, he had no intention
of proposing at all.
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He went to get me a bromo
for my morning sickness.
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( laughter )
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The place cast a spell.
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Have I never told you about
the magic of the Falls?
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No,
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you were too busy teaching
me how to suck the innards out
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of the chocolate covered cherries
before they weighed the bag.
250
00:12:30,516 --> 00:12:32,116
( laughter )
251
00:12:32,183 --> 00:12:36,920
Meanwhile, has that not saved you
hundreds of dollars over the years?
252
00:12:36,988 --> 00:12:38,422
( laughter )
253
00:12:38,490 --> 00:12:40,223
Oh, ma.
254
00:12:40,291 --> 00:12:44,895
If the mystique of the Falls
is true, this could be it.
255
00:12:44,963 --> 00:12:48,098
I could be getting married
right on the boat.
256
00:12:48,166 --> 00:12:53,971
Cousin Cookie will play the spoons
on her boobs, so there's the band.
257
00:12:54,038 --> 00:12:58,442
And the whole family has already booked a
hotel so we don't have to book put them up!
258
00:12:58,510 --> 00:12:59,610
Ooh!
259
00:12:59,678 --> 00:13:02,313
All you have to do is hang
your bagel over the railing
260
00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:05,249
and the lobsters jump
right onto it.
261
00:13:05,350 --> 00:13:07,184
( laughter )
262
00:13:07,252 --> 00:13:12,155
Oh, darling, this is the kind of
wedding that mothers dream of. Free!
263
00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:20,665
Alright.
264
00:13:20,732 --> 00:13:23,600
Oh, if it isn't I Love Loosely.
265
00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:27,404
( laughs )
266
00:13:27,472 --> 00:13:31,575
Okay, it's your turn. Toss out
something really vile.
267
00:13:31,643 --> 00:13:33,243
I would but I can't lift you.
268
00:13:33,312 --> 00:13:35,112
( laughter )
269
00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:39,216
( laughs )
Oh, that one's... about me!
270
00:13:39,284 --> 00:13:41,352
( laughter )
271
00:13:41,419 --> 00:13:43,220
What's the matter, bud?
272
00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:45,222
I thought you and me
were a team.
273
00:13:45,290 --> 00:13:47,825
It was what was
and now it's over.
274
00:13:47,892 --> 00:13:50,327
( laughter )
275
00:13:50,395 --> 00:13:53,531
But we had plans.
276
00:13:53,598 --> 00:13:56,466
I want to hear that little voice
on my computer.
277
00:13:56,535 --> 00:13:58,268
'You've Got Mail'.
278
00:13:58,336 --> 00:14:01,238
( laughter )
279
00:14:01,305 --> 00:14:02,305
Anyhow,
280
00:14:02,340 --> 00:14:03,707
( laughter )
281
00:14:03,775 --> 00:14:06,243
I was reading the paper,
El Nino is coming to New York
282
00:14:06,311 --> 00:14:10,214
this weekend and you and the kids have
got to get out of all that water.
283
00:14:10,282 --> 00:14:11,916
I'll tell you what,
284
00:14:11,983 --> 00:14:15,986
you all could come to the Fine
family reunion in Niagara Falls.
285
00:14:16,054 --> 00:14:18,655
( laughter )
286
00:14:18,723 --> 00:14:22,126
Or, I could eat
a bowl of leeches
287
00:14:22,193 --> 00:14:25,129
and slowly bleed to death
from the inside out.
288
00:14:25,196 --> 00:14:28,365
( laughter )
289
00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:31,235
Well, if you're on the fence
about it, let me ask the kids.
290
00:14:31,302 --> 00:14:33,037
( laughter )
291
00:14:34,539 --> 00:14:35,639
Hey, what's up, Fran?
292
00:14:35,706 --> 00:14:38,342
( laughter )
293
00:14:38,410 --> 00:14:41,178
You wanna hear some exciting
news for the first time?
294
00:14:41,246 --> 00:14:45,650
How would you like to go this
weekend to Niagara Falls?
295
00:14:45,684 --> 00:14:47,518
Oh, that would be so cool!
296
00:14:47,585 --> 00:14:49,086
We could not be happier!
297
00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:51,655
I've waited for this glorious
moment for five years!
298
00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:52,763
Overdoing it, honey.
299
00:14:52,824 --> 00:14:54,658
( laughter )
300
00:14:54,725 --> 00:14:57,561
Alright. Alright.
I know when I'm outnumbered.
301
00:14:57,629 --> 00:15:00,731
Seems we're going to Niagara Falls
to the Fine family reunion.
302
00:15:00,799 --> 00:15:05,069
Ahh! We're gonna have so much
fun. Just don't get freaked out,
303
00:15:05,137 --> 00:15:07,504
it can get pretty treacherous
being thrown about,
304
00:15:07,572 --> 00:15:10,173
bounced off the handrails,
spritzed in the face.
305
00:15:10,241 --> 00:15:11,976
I'm quite comfortable
on boats, Miss Fine.
306
00:15:12,044 --> 00:15:13,877
No, I was talking about
the buffet line.
307
00:15:13,945 --> 00:15:16,246
( laughter )
308
00:15:16,314 --> 00:15:21,618
( music )
309
00:15:36,534 --> 00:15:38,702
Here, darling, put this on.
310
00:15:38,770 --> 00:15:41,439
No, ma, I'm not covering myself
with that plastic.
311
00:15:41,506 --> 00:15:44,942
Do you want Mr. Sheffield to think
that he's proposing to your couch?
312
00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:47,978
( laughter )
313
00:15:48,046 --> 00:15:52,749
Morty, I'm putting your hair
in my pursue.
314
00:15:52,817 --> 00:15:57,621
We're not going to lose another
$600 like we did at Raging Waters.
315
00:15:57,688 --> 00:16:01,025
( laughter )
316
00:16:02,226 --> 00:16:04,127
You know,
317
00:16:04,195 --> 00:16:08,366
I proposed to my wife
on this boat 30 years ago.
318
00:16:08,433 --> 00:16:10,300
- Mm.
- And for 30 years
319
00:16:10,369 --> 00:16:14,905
she's been saying, 'Hey Ray, when are
we going back to Niagara Falls?'
320
00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:17,541
I said,
'When you stop haunting me'.
321
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:19,443
And so, here we are.
322
00:16:19,511 --> 00:16:22,146
( laughter )
323
00:16:22,213 --> 00:16:24,314
You big pain in the...
324
00:16:24,382 --> 00:16:26,016
( horn )
325
00:16:26,084 --> 00:16:27,585
( laughter )
326
00:16:29,554 --> 00:16:30,787
Excuse me,
327
00:16:30,855 --> 00:16:33,157
I hear that you're
in the show-business.
328
00:16:33,224 --> 00:16:34,858
Oh.
329
00:16:34,926 --> 00:16:38,996
Well, I have an idea and people
think it should be a play.
330
00:16:39,064 --> 00:16:40,898
It takes place in Connecticut...
331
00:16:43,768 --> 00:16:44,768
And?
332
00:16:46,237 --> 00:16:49,039
What? You're not bringing
anything to the party?
333
00:16:49,107 --> 00:16:50,541
( laughter )
334
00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,344
Alright,
Marylin, leave him alone.
335
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:58,682
Well, was she pitching
you her dramatic story again?
336
00:17:01,419 --> 00:17:02,586
Pretty good, huh?
337
00:17:04,289 --> 00:17:06,824
Oh, look, look, Miss Fine, we're
getting close to the Falls,
338
00:17:06,892 --> 00:17:08,859
let's go find the water
go find the children.
339
00:17:08,927 --> 00:17:10,661
There's Gracie over here,
I'll get Grace come.
340
00:17:10,728 --> 00:17:12,997
Hey, sweetheart,
come and look at the f... Argh!
341
00:17:13,064 --> 00:17:15,632
( laughter )
342
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:17,902
That Miss Aunt Cookie.
343
00:17:17,969 --> 00:17:20,637
Yeah, she's the one
that plays the spoons on her...
344
00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:22,239
Oh...
345
00:17:22,306 --> 00:17:23,941
Yes, truly. Ah, the maestro.
346
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:29,479
I enjoyed
your rendition of "Wipeout."
347
00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:32,783
That was "Little Brown Junk."
348
00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,418
I played it too fast.
349
00:17:34,485 --> 00:17:36,486
( laughter )
350
00:17:36,554 --> 00:17:39,656
Where the devil
is this boat going, Miss Fine?
351
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:41,292
The Island of Dr. Moreau?
352
00:17:43,828 --> 00:17:45,362
( Horn )
353
00:17:47,765 --> 00:17:50,267
Ah, Mr. Sheffield,
let's go to the bow of the boat,
354
00:17:50,335 --> 00:17:53,771
that's the best place to
propose... ah, I mean, uh,
355
00:17:53,838 --> 00:17:55,939
I propose that we go there.
356
00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:58,175
( laughter )
357
00:18:00,178 --> 00:18:05,349
Oh my God. This is...
This is so magnificent.
358
00:18:05,416 --> 00:18:08,085
Over 30 million served.
359
00:18:08,319 --> 00:18:10,287
( laughter )
360
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:14,024
Come here, Miss Fine,
you're missing all this.
361
00:18:14,091 --> 00:18:15,125
What?
362
00:18:15,193 --> 00:18:17,127
( laughter )
363
00:18:17,195 --> 00:18:22,365
Isn't this is just the most... the most
beautiful thing you've ever seen.
364
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:24,201
I can't hear you.
365
00:18:25,670 --> 00:18:30,341
Oh, it's magical,
it's just magical.
366
00:18:32,944 --> 00:18:37,347
Oh, Miss Fine,
will you marry me?
367
00:18:38,550 --> 00:18:40,083
What did you say?
368
00:18:41,352 --> 00:18:42,920
I said...
369
00:18:42,988 --> 00:18:44,889
( screams )
370
00:18:44,956 --> 00:18:50,728
( music )
371
00:18:50,795 --> 00:18:55,366
So you're on the boat,
you're approaching the Falls,
372
00:18:55,433 --> 00:18:57,368
did Mr. Sheffield propose?
373
00:18:57,435 --> 00:19:00,838
Well, let's just put it this way:
they're renaming the boat after me,
374
00:19:00,905 --> 00:19:02,673
Old Maid of the Mist.
375
00:19:02,741 --> 00:19:05,375
( laughter )
376
00:19:05,410 --> 00:19:08,978
Well, well, Fran.
You know what they say.
377
00:19:11,883 --> 00:19:13,284
What, Val?
378
00:19:13,285 --> 00:19:16,553
No, really.
You know what they say, Fran.
379
00:19:16,620 --> 00:19:19,323
You're far more
the sophisticate than I.
380
00:19:19,390 --> 00:19:22,659
( laughter )
381
00:19:22,727 --> 00:19:25,429
Well, there's no mystique
and there's no magic,
382
00:19:25,497 --> 00:19:29,165
just a bunch of propaganda to get
you to buy idiotic souvenirs.
383
00:19:29,233 --> 00:19:31,034
Oh wait a minute
I got you something.
384
00:19:31,102 --> 00:19:32,636
Ooh.
385
00:19:32,704 --> 00:19:37,908
Look at this,
Niagara Falls corn cob holders.
386
00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:39,009
Oh.
387
00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:41,545
- Oh, God.
- Yeah.
388
00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:44,748
Look at the detail work.
389
00:19:44,983 --> 00:19:46,316
( laughter )
390
00:19:46,383 --> 00:19:47,851
You know,
391
00:19:47,919 --> 00:19:49,686
Val, put it away
for something special.
392
00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:52,289
( laughter )
393
00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,458
- Oh.
- What happened to you?
394
00:19:54,526 --> 00:19:56,293
Oh, it's really quite dramatic,
actually.
395
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:59,229
The Falls were so powerful,
396
00:19:59,297 --> 00:20:02,099
a freak wave came along and
knocked me right off my feet.
397
00:20:02,167 --> 00:20:04,001
Oh.
398
00:20:04,068 --> 00:20:07,337
He does not remember anything
about the entire trip.
399
00:20:07,405 --> 00:20:08,806
All I can say is, thank God.
400
00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:10,673
( laughter )
401
00:20:10,741 --> 00:20:14,811
Well, I guess I had better put out the
trash and start preparing dinner.
402
00:20:14,879 --> 00:20:16,046
( laughter )
403
00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:17,648
A butler's work
is never done, eh?
404
00:20:17,715 --> 00:20:18,949
( laughter )
405
00:20:21,853 --> 00:20:23,820
Niles, don't you think
that you should tell him?
406
00:20:23,888 --> 00:20:28,158
Well, if you like... but he also thinks the
butler's fooling around with the nanny.
407
00:20:28,226 --> 00:20:31,427
( laughter )
408
00:20:31,495 --> 00:20:34,031
Wait. You've cleaned enough.
It's time to rest.
409
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:39,136
( Music )
410
00:20:40,671 --> 00:20:43,407
Miss Fine,
I'm most dreadfully sorry,
411
00:20:43,475 --> 00:20:47,077
I... thank God I remembered who
I was before anything happened.
412
00:20:47,144 --> 00:20:50,113
( laughter )
413
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,017
( applause )
414
00:20:57,822 --> 00:21:03,660
( plays the spoons )
415
00:21:10,635 --> 00:21:16,573
( laughing )
416
00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:23,146
( cheering )
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