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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Maxwell, I have found the perfect
subject for our one-person play.
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Your sex life?
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( laughter )
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Oh, Niles,
I didn't recognize you.
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Wait, stand in Maxwell's shadow.
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( laughter )
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C.C., I told you, I'm really not very
keen on the idea of a one-person show.
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Oh, Maxwell, come on, it's a sure thing.
It's cheap, it's easy...
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And still he won't ask me out
on a second date.
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( laughter )
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Would you change your mind if the star of
this one-person show were Chevy Chase?
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Oh, my God, I love Chevy Chase.
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I have seen every one of his movies:
"Vacation," "European Vacation,"
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"Vegas Vacation."
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( laughter )
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He is very versatile.
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( laughter )
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Well, it's certainly true
he's very popular.
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Alright, C.C., I'll tell you
what, why don't you run with it?
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Oh, great! He's playing in Atlantic City
this weekend, I'll set up a meeting for us.
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I love Atlantic City!
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( laughter )
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You know, ma just gave me
a coupon.
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You can get a complete
prime-rib dinner for 17 cents.
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( laughter )
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17 cents?
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Well, it comes
with a fine Chablis.
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( laughter )
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- Nanny Fine?
- Yeah?
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Why don't you fry up a Sizzlean
and whip out the "Monopoly" game
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because that's as close to the
Boardwalk as you're getting.
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( laughter )
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Miss Fine, what Miss Babcock is trying
to tell you, in her own delicate way,
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is that this
is a strictly business trip.
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Yep.
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Fine, I've got a date
Saturday night anyway.
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A... a date?
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Yeah, he's a very
nice-looking guy, no grey hairs.
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( laughter )
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Uh, I just realized, of course!
You're going
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to have to come to
Atlantic City to...
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To take care of the children!
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Maxwell! This is my project!
I am in charge!
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And there aren't going to be
any children
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and there's certainly
not going to be any butler!
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( laughter )
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Well, I want the children
to come.
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Okay.
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And I'll need a butler.
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Fabulous.
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Good.
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Well, it's all settled then.
Niles, you make the arrangements.
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Miss Fine, you'll have
to cancel that date.
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Fine.
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( laughter )
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Hello, George Clooney?
Yeah, Saturday's off.
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( laughter )
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make-up
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father finds
her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran. ♪
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( Music )
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Welcome to Trump's Taj Mahal
Resort and Casino.
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Oh, would you look
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at all this glitz?
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Stunning.
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( laughter )
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May I have your last name, sir?
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Good luck, I've been waiting
five years for it.
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( laughter )
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Oh, now that's a real woman.
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Not the parts
you're looking at, honey.
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So are you here for the casino
or for the shows?
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Oh, actually, I'm here to take care
of the children. That's my job.
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( laughing )
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Oh, why the sour puss?
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You're in a hotel,
full of drunken men,
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who've been up gambling
for 72 hours.
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You could get lucky.
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( laughter )
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You think?
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( laughter )
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At any rate,
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when I go home tonight,
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and I'm relaxing
and lying in my Jacuzzi,
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testing some wines
with my wife, Marv,
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I will be thanking the Lord that
none of you know where I live.
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Thank you and good night!
Thank you.
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, is he hysterical! I'm so sorry
that Niles is missing this.
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Where is Niles, anyway?
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Oh, he said he didn't feel well,
he went up to his room.
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He thought he had a temperature.
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Ooh, I'm hot.
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Come on, hot hot hot.
Seven seven seven.
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17 is the number.
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- No!
- Yes.
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- No!
- Don't touch the wheel, sir!
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This game is rigged.
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- Security!
- Kidding kidding.
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( laughter )
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Oh, I just can't get over what
a riot that Chevy Chase is.
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You know, I've had a crush on him
since "Saturday Night Live."
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Miss Fine, weren't you a little
too young to be watching that?
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Well, not if you consider...
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three young.
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( laughter )
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Excuse me, ma'am?
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The gentleman you've been
sending the drinks to all night,
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he's said he's had enough.
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I'll be the judge of that.
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( laughter )
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Oh, hi, I'm Fran Fine.
Chevy, you are so incredible!
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Thank you.
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Maxwell Sheffield, it's a
pleasure to meet you, Chevy.
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Mr. Chase is good.
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( laughing )
What a sense of humor!
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( laughter )
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No, I'm serious.
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( laughter )
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How come you let her
call you Chevy?
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Well, actually she called me,
"Chevy You Are So Incredible,"
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which happens
to be my full name.
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( laughter )
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Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow,
at the casino,
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and we'll talk about the show.
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Okay, thank you, Chevy,
You Are So Incredible.
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Uh-oh, I think I just felt
someone's lips.
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Right here.
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( laughter )
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Good night.
Nice meeting you, Mitch.
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Maxwell.
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( laughter )
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Oh, B, B, B, have you seen
Niles anywhere?
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Nope.
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Well, wait a minute.
Where are you off to?
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To a show.
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What kind of show?
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Oh, you know,
some craft show called... uh...
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"String and Paste."
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"String and Paste"?
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Yeah. "String and Paste."
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Let me see that.
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"G-strings and pasties!"
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Wait, I thought it was a typo.
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Yeah. Well, how did you expect to even get
into this? What do you have, a fake ID?
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Yeah, I went to the guy that took 10 years
off your license. It cost me 15 bucks.
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I am horrified.
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I paid 25!
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Let me see yours.
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Oh, now I know
why mine cost more.
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Mine's laminated.
Doesn't tear.
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Go see "Muppets On Ice."
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Bye.
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( laughter )
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Niles, have you been up
gambling all night?
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Leave me alone!
I won $100.
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Well, how much have you put in?
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Three... hundred dollars.
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Niles, after all the money
that you lost on the cruise,
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I can't believe you
haven't learned your lesson.
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- Give me your wallet.
- No no! I'm a mature, responsible adult.
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That's not fair.
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The Wilsons let their butler gamble.
You're such a meanie, I hate you.
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Oh, well, now, Mr. Smart-mouth, you can
just march yourself upstairs and go to bed.
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Go ahead. You know
you can't win at these things.
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Everything you make is put back in.
What's the matter with you?
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( laughter )
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( bell rings )
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Fran:
I won! I won! I won! I won!
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Honey, do you wanna get me an
apricot sour and make it sweet?
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Um, excuse me.
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Um, my daddy's in the shower and I
just locked myself out of our room.
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Thank you.
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( laughter )
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Good girl, sweetie!
Okay, hold on to my stuff
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and I'm going to go in
and get Niles' wallet back.
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Okay, I copped a conditioner
and a couple of mints.
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( laughter )
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The torch has been passed.
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( laughter )
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( laughter )
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Come on, three cherries.
Come to Papa!
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( laughter )
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- Ding ding ding ding ding!
- Wee!
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( laughter )
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Wee! Wee! Wee!
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( laughter )
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You don't have
a gambling problem.
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Now, where is your wallet?
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( Moans )
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( laughter )
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( laughter )
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You keep your wallet in your
front pocket, don't you?
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( laughter )
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( laughter )
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Mmm. I'm getting lucky.
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( laughter )
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( laughter )
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Hi, Chevy.
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21.
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Oh, 29, but thank you!
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( laughter )
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Player wins.
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How you doing?
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A lot better now.
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- Haha.
- You like to gamble?
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Well, I'm betting everything
I got on a guy
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that took four years
to ask me out on a first date,
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so I guess that would
qualify me as a...
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Sucker?
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Yeah.
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( laughter )
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5. The player wins again.
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- Thank you very much.
- Mm.
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You know, you have a beautiful face?
Have you ever thought about acting?
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Haha.
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Are you deaf?
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Player wins again.
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Ahh!
( clapping )
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- Hey, you're bringing me luck, Fran.
- Thank you.
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Hey, I'm having a very big poker
game in my room tonight.
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I sure could use you by my side.
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Ah, well, Chevy,
you know, I'm a nanny,
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so my first responsibility
really is to find a sitter.
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Hello, sir, Mr. Chase.
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Hi there, Billy.
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Maxwell. So is this a good time
to discuss the play?
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No.
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How about this evening?
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Oh, I'm afraid I'm spending the
evening with your beautiful nanny.
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Maybe you'll even get lucky.
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I'm counting on it.
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( laughter )
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( snoring )
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( laughter )
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( knocking on the door )
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Niles!
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Niles, wake up!
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Wake up, old man!
We have to talk.
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( Snoring )
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( laughter )
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Niles. Miss Babcock's
moving in with us.
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Why?
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( laughter )
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00:13:09,421 --> 00:13:11,222
Niles,
257
00:13:11,223 --> 00:13:13,157
hypothetical question:
258
00:13:13,158 --> 00:13:15,926
let's say someone's down
at the casino,
259
00:13:15,927 --> 00:13:20,231
and they ask a certain nanny if she
would spend the night with him,
260
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:25,502
and she tells him, "Ho ho ho,
he could get lucky."
261
00:13:25,503 --> 00:13:27,204
What do you think that means?
262
00:13:27,205 --> 00:13:30,140
Oh, congratulations, sir!
263
00:13:30,141 --> 00:13:33,210
Finally! After four years!
264
00:13:33,211 --> 00:13:38,015
Do you know, to tell the truth, I was
beginning to think you were a big weenie.
265
00:13:38,016 --> 00:13:42,453
Not me, you idiot! Chevy Chase!
266
00:13:42,454 --> 00:13:43,787
I presume I'm fired?
267
00:13:43,788 --> 00:13:45,122
( laughter )
268
00:13:45,123 --> 00:13:47,791
Just go ahead and give me
my severance pay,
269
00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,260
preferably in $5 chips.
270
00:13:49,261 --> 00:13:50,861
( laughter )
271
00:13:54,299 --> 00:13:58,469
Oh, look at this
from Chevy Chase.
272
00:13:58,470 --> 00:14:02,372
It's that beautiful dress that
I saw downstairs in the boutique
273
00:14:02,373 --> 00:14:06,610
that I wanted to wear tonight,
but how did he know?
274
00:14:06,611 --> 00:14:08,712
Because you took him into
the boutique and you
275
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:10,881
said, "This is the dress
I wanna wear tonight."
276
00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:14,018
( laughter )
277
00:14:14,019 --> 00:14:16,787
But how did he pick up
on the subtlety?
278
00:14:16,788 --> 00:14:19,289
( laughter )
279
00:14:19,290 --> 00:14:22,993
"Dear Fran, meet me in front
of the Baccarat Room at 11:00."
280
00:14:22,994 --> 00:14:25,629
Ay, he wants to buy me crystal.
281
00:14:25,630 --> 00:14:27,431
That's sweet.
282
00:14:27,432 --> 00:14:30,801
"Then up to my suite
for the game."
283
00:14:30,802 --> 00:14:31,802
( knocking )
284
00:14:31,803 --> 00:14:32,936
- Miss Fine.
- What?
285
00:14:32,937 --> 00:14:34,371
Give me back my wallet.
286
00:14:34,372 --> 00:14:38,041
No! You are a compulsive gambler
and I will not be your enabler.
287
00:14:38,042 --> 00:14:41,312
If you give it back to me, I'll tell
you something about Mr. Sheffield
288
00:14:41,313 --> 00:14:44,982
that you really want to know.
289
00:14:44,983 --> 00:14:46,577
All right, fair enough.
You tell me what you
290
00:14:46,589 --> 00:14:48,052
got, I'll tell you
where your wallet is.
291
00:14:48,053 --> 00:14:49,986
Mr. Sheffield is insanely
jealous
292
00:14:49,987 --> 00:14:52,155
that you are spending
the night with Chevy Chase
293
00:14:52,156 --> 00:14:55,192
and thinks that you are going
to end up in bed together.
294
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:57,995
He's insanely jealous.
295
00:14:57,996 --> 00:14:59,930
I bet I know
where he got that...
296
00:14:59,931 --> 00:15:01,198
The wallet, baby, the wallet!
297
00:15:01,199 --> 00:15:03,700
( laughter )
298
00:15:03,701 --> 00:15:05,502
Well, I'll give you a hint.
299
00:15:05,503 --> 00:15:10,174
I gave it to somebody that's really going
to enjoy having this power over you.
300
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:11,474
Babcock.
301
00:15:11,475 --> 00:15:13,377
( laughter )
302
00:15:13,378 --> 00:15:17,348
Next time someone asks for
an extra Twinkie in their lunch,
303
00:15:17,349 --> 00:15:19,150
we'll see who gives me attitude.
304
00:15:19,151 --> 00:15:21,285
( laughter )
305
00:15:21,286 --> 00:15:25,488
Fran, I can't believe that Dad is
jealous of you and Chevy Chase.
306
00:15:25,489 --> 00:15:27,791
Well, honey,
just don't make it worse
307
00:15:27,792 --> 00:15:30,995
by telling your father that Chevy
got me this really expensive,
308
00:15:30,996 --> 00:15:35,966
sexy gown and that I'm going to
be in his room tonight at 11:15.
309
00:15:35,967 --> 00:15:37,901
- I wasn't gonna...
- Yeah, you were.
310
00:15:37,902 --> 00:15:39,303
( laughter )
311
00:15:45,977 --> 00:15:48,645
Hey, Gracie.
How's the babysitter?
312
00:15:48,646 --> 00:15:52,083
No, that's not really
Dianna Ross.
313
00:15:52,084 --> 00:15:53,250
( laughter )
314
00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:56,620
Now, he's in the show here
at the hotel.
315
00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:59,122
Meanwhile, is your father
on his way up?
316
00:15:59,123 --> 00:16:00,957
Did he seem upset?
317
00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:03,827
Oh. How awful.
318
00:16:03,828 --> 00:16:05,862
Okay, good night, sweetie.
I love you.
319
00:16:05,863 --> 00:16:07,398
( Kissing )
320
00:16:15,740 --> 00:16:17,641
Niles! Niles!
321
00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:20,044
Not now, sir, Miss Babcock has my
wallet and I can't find her anywhere.
322
00:16:20,045 --> 00:16:23,113
No, Niles, Miss Fine is in there
with Chevy Chase right now.
323
00:16:23,114 --> 00:16:26,317
But, sir, Lucky 7
is paying $110,432.98.
324
00:16:26,318 --> 00:16:29,053
( laughter )
325
00:16:29,054 --> 00:16:32,456
I'm beginning to think you might have
something of a gambling problem, old boy.
326
00:16:32,457 --> 00:16:34,091
Oh, nonsense, sir.
327
00:16:34,092 --> 00:16:35,058
- Darn.
- What?
328
00:16:35,059 --> 00:16:37,261
I just lost the trifecta.
329
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:39,329
Give me that!
330
00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:44,734
Fran:
Oh, Chevy.
331
00:16:44,735 --> 00:16:48,372
Oh, Chevy, I'm so hot.
332
00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:49,807
( laughter )
333
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:58,381
Oh, that's some great hand
you got there, baby!
334
00:16:58,382 --> 00:17:00,684
( laughter )
335
00:17:00,685 --> 00:17:02,886
Fran, I didn't bring you
up here to talk.
336
00:17:02,887 --> 00:17:05,121
( laughter )
337
00:17:05,122 --> 00:17:07,824
I think our not-quite-ready
for prime-time player
338
00:17:07,825 --> 00:17:10,261
is beginning to take advantage
of Miss Fine right now!
339
00:17:10,262 --> 00:17:12,229
I'll take that bet,
what are the odds?
340
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,465
( laughter )
341
00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:16,900
Mmm, mmm,
342
00:17:16,901 --> 00:17:19,870
care for a little sweet stuff?
343
00:17:19,871 --> 00:17:21,037
( laughter )
344
00:17:21,038 --> 00:17:23,707
Oh, Fran, take it off.
345
00:17:23,708 --> 00:17:26,911
( laughter )
346
00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:28,945
Fran:
Ho ho ho ho.
347
00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:32,315
Fran, we can't play
until you take it off.
348
00:17:32,316 --> 00:17:34,118
Okay.
349
00:17:38,923 --> 00:17:41,892
She's stopped talking.
That's a bad sign.
350
00:17:41,893 --> 00:17:43,894
( laughter )
351
00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:46,930
Courage, sir! Perhaps she just
discovered the mini-fridge.
352
00:17:46,931 --> 00:17:49,333
( laughter )
353
00:17:49,334 --> 00:17:52,202
Fran, would you get me a Coke?
354
00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:53,803
Yes,
355
00:17:53,804 --> 00:17:55,172
yes!
356
00:17:55,173 --> 00:17:57,808
Oh, yes, Chevy!
357
00:17:57,809 --> 00:18:00,811
( laughter )
358
00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:03,313
I've gotta get in there.
359
00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:06,083
Here, hold this.
Get back, get back.
360
00:18:06,084 --> 00:18:07,417
Ow!
361
00:18:07,418 --> 00:18:09,686
( laughter )
362
00:18:09,687 --> 00:18:12,055
Oh. I'll bet you
I can do that, sir.
363
00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:14,591
Oh, all right, I bet you $50.
Go on, go on!
364
00:18:14,592 --> 00:18:16,093
Can you spot me the $50?
365
00:18:16,094 --> 00:18:19,062
( laughter )
366
00:18:19,063 --> 00:18:21,031
Here.
367
00:18:21,032 --> 00:18:22,065
( Knocking )
368
00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:23,133
Chevy:
It's open...
369
00:18:23,134 --> 00:18:25,802
( laughter )
370
00:18:25,803 --> 00:18:27,004
Max:
All right!
371
00:18:27,005 --> 00:18:28,872
That's it, I've had it!
372
00:18:28,873 --> 00:18:30,874
She's leaving with me!
373
00:18:30,875 --> 00:18:32,009
Oh!
374
00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:35,579
What in God's name
possessed you to...
375
00:18:38,082 --> 00:18:41,285
fold with three queens?
376
00:18:41,286 --> 00:18:44,188
Mr. Sheffield,
what are you doing?
377
00:18:44,189 --> 00:18:46,223
Feeling like a huge ass.
378
00:18:46,224 --> 00:18:48,158
Oh, nothing personal.
379
00:18:48,159 --> 00:18:50,828
( laughter )
380
00:18:50,829 --> 00:18:52,763
Go ahead, gentlemen.
381
00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,131
Good night, Chev.
382
00:18:54,132 --> 00:18:55,299
Good night, Fran.
383
00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,700
( laughter )
384
00:18:56,701 --> 00:18:59,403
( applause )
385
00:18:59,404 --> 00:19:01,838
Oh, Mr. Sheffield!
386
00:19:01,839 --> 00:19:06,076
I can't believe you barged
in there and carried me out.
387
00:19:06,077 --> 00:19:07,444
It's so '50s.
388
00:19:07,445 --> 00:19:10,080
( laughter )
389
00:19:10,081 --> 00:19:11,982
Luckily,
I'm an old-fashioned girl.
390
00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:13,550
( laughter )
391
00:19:13,551 --> 00:19:15,652
Well, I only did it, Miss Fine,
392
00:19:15,653 --> 00:19:18,655
because I was concerned
for your welfare.
393
00:19:18,656 --> 00:19:20,816
Oh, you did not. You
did it because you
394
00:19:20,828 --> 00:19:23,326
thought that I was in
the arms of another man
395
00:19:23,327 --> 00:19:25,295
and you got jealous.
396
00:19:25,296 --> 00:19:27,931
Now, why can't you just tell me?
397
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:33,770
First, you tell me why a gentleman in a
sequin gown is singing Grace to sleep
398
00:19:33,771 --> 00:19:36,006
with "Ain't No Mountain
High Enough."
399
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:39,943
( laughter )
400
00:19:39,944 --> 00:19:41,679
Darn!
401
00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:43,280
( laughter )
402
00:19:48,953 --> 00:19:50,254
Give it to me, Babcock.
403
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:52,189
( laughter )
404
00:19:52,190 --> 00:19:54,124
Give what to you?
405
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:57,294
Don't play coy.
I'm getting what I came for.
406
00:19:57,295 --> 00:19:59,296
I'll tie you down if I have to.
407
00:19:59,297 --> 00:20:03,200
( laughter )
408
00:20:03,201 --> 00:20:05,969
Niles, you animal!
409
00:20:05,970 --> 00:20:07,637
( laughter )
410
00:20:07,638 --> 00:20:09,440
I've never seen
this side of you.
411
00:20:09,441 --> 00:20:12,710
( Growls )
412
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:14,411
What are you doing?
413
00:20:14,412 --> 00:20:16,747
What do you think I'm doing?
I'm ransacking your drawers.
414
00:20:16,748 --> 00:20:18,949
( laughter )
415
00:20:18,950 --> 00:20:21,218
Well, are you looking
for something specific?
416
00:20:21,219 --> 00:20:25,255
I have peignoirs,
teddies... a hand puppet.
417
00:20:25,256 --> 00:20:28,024
( laughter )
418
00:20:28,025 --> 00:20:30,060
I am looking for my wallet.
419
00:20:30,061 --> 00:20:32,296
Oh, Niles,
420
00:20:32,297 --> 00:20:34,931
( high-pitched voice)
you don't have to pay me.
421
00:20:34,932 --> 00:20:36,900
( laughter )
422
00:20:51,349 --> 00:20:52,349
- Ahh...
- Ahh...
423
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:55,051
Well, it's good to be home, huh?
424
00:20:55,052 --> 00:20:57,121
Told you he'd say that.
425
00:20:57,122 --> 00:20:59,923
( laughter )
426
00:20:59,924 --> 00:21:04,895
You are such a worthless tool, it's like an
embarrassment to have you as a relative.
427
00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:07,131
You are amazing, verbatim!
428
00:21:07,132 --> 00:21:09,499
( laughter )
429
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:13,671
You know, I don't understand this
whole gambling thing. Look at this,
430
00:21:13,672 --> 00:21:19,042
Chevy sent me $100 worth of chips. I
thought that he was sending me Pringles.
431
00:21:19,043 --> 00:21:21,311
( laughter )
432
00:21:21,312 --> 00:21:24,715
I bet you're relieved
it's money and not food.
433
00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:26,416
How long've you known me?
434
00:21:26,417 --> 00:21:29,486
( laughter )
435
00:21:29,487 --> 00:21:34,858
You know, I can't believe I still don't
know if Chevy... oh, Mr. Chase...
436
00:21:34,859 --> 00:21:36,493
Chevy,
437
00:21:36,494 --> 00:21:38,028
is doing my show or not.
438
00:21:38,029 --> 00:21:41,198
Well, you know, if you want,
I'd be happy to talk to him.
439
00:21:41,199 --> 00:21:44,033
I mean, we did have quite
a rapport going there.
440
00:21:44,034 --> 00:21:45,768
( laughter )
441
00:21:45,769 --> 00:21:47,604
You know? That's not a bad idea.
442
00:21:47,605 --> 00:21:51,708
I think I'll give him a call, see if
I can get the two of you together.
443
00:21:51,709 --> 00:21:53,843
Okay.
444
00:21:57,314 --> 00:21:59,515
( laughter )
445
00:21:59,516 --> 00:22:03,720
Chevy? Listen, would you like
to get together with Miss Fine?
446
00:22:03,721 --> 00:22:05,455
No?
447
00:22:05,456 --> 00:22:06,723
Say!
448
00:22:06,724 --> 00:22:09,459
( laughter )
449
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:11,094
( applause )
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