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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Oh, Miss Fine,
it's been two weeks.
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The mourning period has to end.
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Oh, it's just so tragic,
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I mean, it shouldn't have been.
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A lot of people screw up
their first dates.
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( laughter )
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Now, get out
of those depressing clothes.
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No.
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I need to wear this.
It gives me closure.
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Besides, black is slimming.
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( laughter )
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And I'm gonna need it.
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There's nothing more pathetic than a
woman who eats out of frustration
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because she doesn't have a man.
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( laughter )
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Do you have any more
of this mesquite barbecue sauce?
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'Cause it's really yummy.
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Just forget it, Brighton.
It's never gonna happen.
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Never gonna happen? Just because
I screwed up with Elton John
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you're not gonna date me...
Oh, you meant Brighton.
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( laughter )
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I won a radio contest
and the winner gets
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Brian Setzer to shoot a
video in their house.
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Brian Setzer, I love him.
He used to be a Stray Cat.
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I've been listening
to him since the early '80s.
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Is it true back then people
used to listen to their music
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on some sort of primitive,
large, black, vinyl disc?
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( laughter )
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Only when we weren't enjoying our
favorite past-time. Child hurling.
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Dad, it's...
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The answer, Brighton,
is still no.
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But what's the big deal? I mean,
it's three hours on a Friday night.
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Look, maybe your father
has plans Friday night.
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Dinner for two, al fresco,
at Nello's,
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starting with the fried
artichokes, God willing.
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( laughter )
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No, I do not have plans Friday night.
And I am not leaving this house.
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But...
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You want one?
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( laughter )
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make-up
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father finds
her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran. ♪
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I can't believe they won't let
you have a cat in the dorm.
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Mmh.
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Hey, you told me that your cousin
had a pet and she went to Columbia.
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A chicken,
at the University of Bogota.
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( laughter )
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Oh, wow, aren't you hot stuff?
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You know who you remind me of?
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Barbara Stanwyck
from "The Big Valley."
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( laughter )
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Fran, I just want to look cool
for when they come
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to check out
the house for the music video.
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Oh, by the way, how can I thank
you for getting Dad to say yes?
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Get your Dad to say yes.
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Brighton, you are so pathetic.
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I mean, he walks around the
house all day with his guitar
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and he doesn't
even know how to play.
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Hey, you wear a bra.
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( laughter )
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Hey, at least
I've actually seen one.
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- Why don't you just shut up?
- You shut up.
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( Doorbell rings )
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Hey, knock it off. You're young
adults, stop acting like children.
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Hi. Come on in.
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Who are you?
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Bobbi Flekman,
VP of Record Promotions.
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Say hello to my assistant,
Chloe.
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- Hello...
- Shh!
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I'm talking on the phone.
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( laughter )
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You know they're so sweet,
they're so fresh.
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Come on, they're the hottest bands in town.
Don't you love Wu-Tang Clan?
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With chicken or pork?
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( laughter )
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Yeah, well if you saw her
you'd understand.
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(yelling) Brighton, the
record lady's here.
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I'm Fran Fine, the nanny.
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Nanny, you're sure living fat.
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I'm just retaining a little. See,
I had some salty fish last night.
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Shh. You, don't talk so much.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did you lose
your train of thought?
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No, it's just your voice
is so annoying, honey.
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( laughter )
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Hi, I'm Brighton Sheffield,
it's such an honor to...
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I'm nobody.
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Hi, I'm Brighton Sheffield,
it's such an honor to meet you.
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What a handsome boy. You're gonna look
great in all the publicity pictures.
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Chloe, make a note, let's get some
color on this milquetoast punim.
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( laughter )
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Where's the father? I've gotta have
him sign some of these release forms.
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God, that was so weird.
She looked just like you.
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Really?
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Oh, maybe in about 10 years.
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( laughter )
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Who are you?
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Oh, Bobbi Flekman.
Wow, aren't we chic?
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But what's with
B'nai B'rith Barbie out there?
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( laughter )
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Haha.
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We're gonna get along just fine. C.C.
Babcock, I'm Maxwell Sheffield's partner.
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Oh? A partner. Well, it's nice to meet
a sister who's made it to the top.
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Where's your office?
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I travel a lot.
Sometimes I work here,
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and sometimes I work...
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here.
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( laughter )
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Uh-huh.
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Well, where's your partner? He's the
guy I'm really trying to nail down.
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Well, get in the line.
( laughs )
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( laughter )
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Do we have the hots
for our boss?
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Have we seen our boss?
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Honey, you look like a smart woman.
You're not, but you look like one.
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( laughter )
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Baby, you're a doormat, an old
shoe. No man is worth this.
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Stop being a masochist.
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I am not a masochist.
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Well, don't go...
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( laughter )
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Oh, my God, Bobbi.
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Maxwell Sheffield, you know,
I knew that name
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sounded familiar.
How the heck are you?
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I'm great, I'm great.
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You know, we go back
to London days.
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I tried to get him
to produce my friend's play,
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but he thought it was a dog.
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What was the name of it?
"Hair."
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( laughter )
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"Cats" and "Hair"?
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( laughter )
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So listen, Bobbi,
we have to have dinner together.
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All right.
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- C.C., are you doing anything?
- No.
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Oh, great, make reservations
for us, would you?
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( laughter )
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Oh, Miss Babcock,
I feel so sorry for you.
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You're going to be alone and
miserable for the rest of your life.
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You heard what just happened?
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No, what just happened?
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( laughter )
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- Miss Fine! Thank God.
- What?
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Get in there, flirt with Max.
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Why are you wearing pants?
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( laughter )
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Let's put it this way. If I miss
one more waxing appointment,
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I'm going to be pulling
a beer wagon for Budweiser.
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( laughter )
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There's a gorgeous woman shamelessly
throwing herself at Maxwell.
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I know, but I blew it
on the first date.
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Not you, Bobbi Flekman.
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Now go in. You know, put on a shirt
skirt and get in there and flirt.
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It's too late.
The man hates me.
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So you blew it.
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Are you going to let
one lousy date discourage you?
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You wuss.
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I didn't even let
his wife stand in my way.
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( laughter )
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You think I'm pathetic now? You should
have seen me as her maid-of-honor.
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( laughter )
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Forget it. He's never going
to ask me out again.
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It's only because he's torn between
you and the other woman he loves.
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Who?
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Me.
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( laughter )
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Don't you see? Bobbi Flekman is
an amalgamation of the two of us.
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She is everything
he is searching for in a woman.
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- Beauty, brains and a slut.
- Hey.
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You know, you may be
on to something.
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( Both gasp )
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Ooh!
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( laughter )
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You know what's wrong with
this whole relationship
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between me
and Mr. Sheffield, don't you?
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I'm not in it.
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( laughter )
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Well, maybe Mr. Sheffield and
Bobbi Flekman are just friends.
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You're always saying how
you want to meet new people.
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Well, that's different, Val.
That's me!
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What the hell does he need
to meet new people for?
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Everybody he needs
to know is right here.
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Yeah. And you know
what I don't get is,
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how can he be attracted
to you and her?
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The guy's taste
is all over the map.
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( laughter )
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You know, this isn't even really about me,
Val. I'm concerned about the children.
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I mean, she's a career woman. Kids
are just an imposition to her.
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- Fran...
- What?
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( laughter )
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Val, would you go?
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Yeah.
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( laughter )
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Oh, Ma.
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Have you ever been
concerned about
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losing Daddy?
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Once.
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He was sexually attracted
to Kate Smith.
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( laughter )
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How I get any action from that
chubby chaser I'll never know.
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( laughter )
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I'll tell you,
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one disastrous little date and Mr.
Sheffield
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is already looking
at someone else.
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I mean, if I thought
that he liked older women,
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I would have told him the truth.
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( laughter )
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Oh, Ma, what am I doing wrong?
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Darling, you were always
very attractive to men,
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but you never knew
how to reel them in.
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Somehow, I never passed
that on to you.
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( laughter )
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I just give up.
I just give up.
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Don't give up.
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Say you're at a buffet,
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and there's one piece
of cheesecake left.
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And some obnoxious woman
tries to grab it.
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What do you do?
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Cut in front of you, Ma.
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( laughter )
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Exactly. Cut right in front of that
Bobbi Flekman at the man buffet.
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And grab your piece.
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( laughter )
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Oh, Ma.
How am I gonna do that?
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Your Chinese chicken salad's
here, Bobbi.
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Fran, she thought...
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Shh.
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Bobbi's thinking, honey.
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( laughter )
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Brian, bubi!
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Bobbi, baby.
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( Applause )
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Maxwell Sheffield, Brian.
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- Nice to meet you.
- How do you do?
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You know, I was in
a rock group once.
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Yeah, the Strawberry
Sheffield's Forever.
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( laughter )
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Ah, those were the days,
my friend.
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We thought they'd never end.
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00:12:50,168 --> 00:12:52,269
( laughter )
252
00:12:52,270 --> 00:12:54,438
You're a friend
of Pete Townshend's, aren't you?
253
00:12:54,439 --> 00:12:56,874
Yeah, you're that guy
that passed on "Tommy."
254
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,709
( laughter )
255
00:13:00,345 --> 00:13:02,814
"Tommy," "Hair," "Cats"?
256
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:04,648
( laughter )
257
00:13:04,649 --> 00:13:05,649
Hey.
258
00:13:07,519 --> 00:13:08,686
Who are they?
259
00:13:08,687 --> 00:13:11,822
They're the rest
of the Brian Setzer Orchestra.
260
00:13:11,823 --> 00:13:13,290
You got enough food?
261
00:13:13,291 --> 00:13:14,892
Oh.
262
00:13:14,893 --> 00:13:16,393
We did.
263
00:13:16,394 --> 00:13:18,162
( laughter )
264
00:13:20,965 --> 00:13:24,034
How am I going to lose weight
with all this food here?
265
00:13:24,035 --> 00:13:26,537
Remind me later. I'll give
you my trainer's number.
266
00:13:26,538 --> 00:13:28,205
( laughter )
267
00:13:32,110 --> 00:13:34,011
Excuse me, Miss Flekman.
268
00:13:34,012 --> 00:13:36,113
- Yeah?
- There's a limo driver
269
00:13:36,114 --> 00:13:39,917
out back who has a message
for you, from a musician.
270
00:13:39,918 --> 00:13:41,718
Oh, who?
271
00:13:41,719 --> 00:13:42,920
Uh, Stink.
272
00:13:42,921 --> 00:13:45,055
( laughter )
273
00:13:49,861 --> 00:13:52,730
You mean Sting?
274
00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:53,864
Yeah.
275
00:13:53,865 --> 00:13:55,866
( laughter )
276
00:14:02,574 --> 00:14:04,608
( knocking at the door )
277
00:14:06,310 --> 00:14:07,778
( laughter )
278
00:14:10,715 --> 00:14:13,217
Oh, my God, Brian Setzer,
Brian Setzer.
279
00:14:16,721 --> 00:14:19,956
Brian, baby, Sheffield's
daughter wants an autograph.
280
00:14:19,957 --> 00:14:21,892
Do you mind signing your CD?
281
00:14:21,893 --> 00:14:23,060
Sure, what's her name?
282
00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:24,795
- Franny Fine.
- Franny Fine?
283
00:14:24,796 --> 00:14:26,497
( laughter )
284
00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:32,403
- Thanks, sweetie.
- You're welcome.
285
00:14:33,638 --> 00:14:35,039
Where's Mr. Sheffield?
286
00:14:35,040 --> 00:14:37,107
Oh, I don't know, Miss Flekman.
287
00:14:37,108 --> 00:14:39,142
Did you just change clothes?
288
00:14:39,143 --> 00:14:41,845
No!
289
00:14:41,846 --> 00:14:43,981
Oh, I almost blew it,
didn't I, Fran?
290
00:14:43,982 --> 00:14:45,516
Shh!
291
00:14:48,186 --> 00:14:50,854
Val! Go home!
292
00:14:50,855 --> 00:14:52,189
Val!
293
00:14:53,358 --> 00:14:55,025
Get out!
294
00:14:55,026 --> 00:14:57,027
( laughter )
295
00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:05,002
A damned inconvenience,
is what this whole thing is.
296
00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:08,472
There's nothing worse than having to
accommodate a bunch of rude dilettantes
297
00:15:08,473 --> 00:15:10,374
with over-inflated egos.
298
00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:13,677
Did you ever had to run out in the middle
of the night to buy somebody tampons?
299
00:15:13,678 --> 00:15:15,078
- No.
- Then shut up.
300
00:15:15,079 --> 00:15:16,980
( laughter )
301
00:15:16,981 --> 00:15:18,982
The only reason I keep
this stupid job
302
00:15:18,983 --> 00:15:21,085
is because I'm hoping
she'll put me in a video.
303
00:15:21,086 --> 00:15:22,519
And you don't think
it's pathetic
304
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:26,323
to compromise yourself just for
a shot at 15 minutes of fame?
305
00:15:26,324 --> 00:15:29,459
Chloe, call casting.
We need to fit someone
306
00:15:29,460 --> 00:15:31,495
into the Esther Williams
bathing suit.
307
00:15:31,496 --> 00:15:32,830
Is it cut high on the sides?
308
00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:34,665
( laughter )
309
00:15:36,935 --> 00:15:40,237
( Brian Setzer singing
"The House is Rockin")
310
00:15:45,010 --> 00:15:47,577
( people clapping )
311
00:16:08,767 --> 00:16:11,635
Cut! Cut!
312
00:16:11,636 --> 00:16:13,504
( Applause )
313
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,641
What happened? I thought you were
gonna be in the music video?
314
00:16:17,642 --> 00:16:22,379
Oh, no, I was only kidding. I'm not
going to make an idiot of myself.
315
00:16:22,380 --> 00:16:25,215
- The bathing suit didn't fit.
- It was a petite 12.
316
00:16:25,216 --> 00:16:26,850
( laughter )
317
00:16:26,851 --> 00:16:28,819
All right, everybody, take five.
318
00:16:28,820 --> 00:16:30,388
Well, we'll try it again.
319
00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,624
Excuse me, if you opened up
one of the seams in the back...
320
00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:34,725
I don't turn around.
321
00:16:34,726 --> 00:16:36,360
No!
322
00:16:36,361 --> 00:16:38,262
( laughter )
323
00:16:47,872 --> 00:16:49,406
Oh, Bobbi.
324
00:16:49,407 --> 00:16:51,608
Yeah, that's me.
325
00:16:52,944 --> 00:16:55,245
We gotta talk about us.
326
00:16:55,246 --> 00:16:59,850
Uh, you know, it's over for me,
and time to move on.
327
00:16:59,851 --> 00:17:01,318
What's over?
328
00:17:01,319 --> 00:17:03,687
Well, it's obvious
that you're crazy about me,
329
00:17:03,688 --> 00:17:07,090
but it's just never gonna happen.
I mean, I'm old enough to be...
330
00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:09,659
that adorable nanny's mother.
331
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:12,162
( laughter )
332
00:17:12,163 --> 00:17:15,665
Bobbi, forgive me,
I'm a little confused here.
333
00:17:15,666 --> 00:17:18,869
I was under the impression
we were just good friends.
334
00:17:18,870 --> 00:17:20,704
Whah-t?
335
00:17:20,705 --> 00:17:24,040
( laughter )
336
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:27,177
Are you telling me that there's
nothing between us whatsoever?
337
00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:30,747
Well, I'm dreadfully sorry if I've
given you the wrong impression.
338
00:17:30,748 --> 00:17:36,053
Oh, no no, that's okay, that's okay. You
know, I misread signals all the time.
339
00:17:36,054 --> 00:17:39,223
At my age you tend
to become muy desperado.
340
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,524
Well, anyway, gotta go, ciao.
341
00:17:50,768 --> 00:17:52,269
Oh, Bobbi,
342
00:17:52,270 --> 00:17:54,138
oh, Bobbi, forgive me.
343
00:17:54,139 --> 00:17:56,006
I don't know what came over me.
344
00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:58,175
All of a sudden
I felt something.
345
00:18:00,579 --> 00:18:02,646
( laughter )
346
00:18:05,216 --> 00:18:08,686
Something I've been fighting
ever since I laid eyes on you,
347
00:18:08,687 --> 00:18:10,354
20 years ago.
348
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:13,890
But I thought that you said
that we were just friends.
349
00:18:13,891 --> 00:18:16,026
Oh that? Oh, no, that's just
a lie that I use
350
00:18:16,027 --> 00:18:18,094
when I feel
a woman's getting too close.
351
00:18:18,095 --> 00:18:20,230
I've used it on my nanny
thousands of times.
352
00:18:20,231 --> 00:18:22,099
( laughter )
353
00:18:24,903 --> 00:18:27,638
Are you all right?
354
00:18:27,639 --> 00:18:30,173
Oh, yeah, I mean, I just...
355
00:18:30,174 --> 00:18:33,677
I like your nanny. And I feel
sorry for her
356
00:18:33,678 --> 00:18:35,846
and I'm gonna go to her,
she needs me.
357
00:18:35,847 --> 00:18:37,947
No no, wait,
358
00:18:37,948 --> 00:18:39,916
I think I love you.
359
00:18:39,917 --> 00:18:44,988
No, get away from me. Leave me alone,
leave me alone. Leave me alone...
360
00:18:44,989 --> 00:18:46,656
( laughter )
361
00:18:49,327 --> 00:18:52,596
Oh, call me crazy,
call me impulsive,
362
00:18:52,597 --> 00:18:54,964
but will you marry me?
363
00:18:54,965 --> 00:18:58,101
( Gasps )
How could you propose to...
364
00:18:58,102 --> 00:19:02,907
You know, there is a band waiting in there
and I do have a rabbi on speed dial...
365
00:19:02,908 --> 00:19:04,675
Miss Fine...
366
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,745
( laughter )
367
00:19:07,746 --> 00:19:09,346
You knew it was me.
368
00:19:09,347 --> 00:19:13,183
Of course I knew
it was you all along.
369
00:19:13,184 --> 00:19:15,553
Well, then I'm holding you
to your proposal.
370
00:19:15,554 --> 00:19:17,555
And in New York state,
a verbal agreement...
371
00:19:17,556 --> 00:19:20,658
- Don't push it.
- Done pushing.
372
00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:24,127
Almost.
373
00:19:24,128 --> 00:19:27,064
Why were you kissing
Bobbi Flekman?
374
00:19:27,065 --> 00:19:28,766
To thank her.
375
00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:33,270
Don't you remember Elton John dropped
out of my show thanks to you.
376
00:19:33,271 --> 00:19:35,772
Vaguely.
377
00:19:37,608 --> 00:19:41,411
Well, Bobbi was kind enough to talk
to Mick Jagger about replacing him.
378
00:19:41,412 --> 00:19:43,447
Oh.
379
00:19:43,448 --> 00:19:47,384
So it's imperative we all make
Bobbi very very happy.
380
00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:49,686
Oh.
381
00:19:49,687 --> 00:19:53,289
( Bobbi screams gagged)
382
00:19:53,290 --> 00:19:58,294
I don't get today's music.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers...
383
00:20:00,264 --> 00:20:02,733
Give me the '60s.
384
00:20:02,734 --> 00:20:05,201
Cream, Vanilla Fudge.
385
00:20:05,202 --> 00:20:07,838
( laughter )
386
00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,474
Now that was a turn-on.
387
00:20:10,475 --> 00:20:12,008
( laughter )
388
00:20:18,549 --> 00:20:20,517
( band playing )
389
00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,728
( singing )
390
00:21:20,111 --> 00:21:23,147
Cut! Cut!
391
00:21:23,148 --> 00:21:25,782
Get that darn butler
out of the shot.
392
00:21:25,783 --> 00:21:27,150
( laughter )
393
00:21:31,923 --> 00:21:33,556
( applause )
394
00:21:35,192 --> 00:21:37,392
( playing Brian Setzer's
'The House is Rockin' )
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