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Isn't he adorable? My next door
neighbors' cat had kittens.
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Oh, you mean that old bald cat
with no tail?
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Uh-huh.
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Oh, perfect.
Even she has kids before me.
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( laughter )
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It's spring, Fran, everyone gets
a little hot and bothered.
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You know the Discovery Channel said
it affects all living orgasms.
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( laughter )
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Orgasms, Val? What were you watching?
Norm Crosby's wild kingdom?
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( laughter )
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Excuse me, you just finished exercising,
what are you doing eating cake, Sylvia?
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( laughter )
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Carrot cake, vegetable.
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Oh! Excuse me.
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I need a reward.
I just skated my butt off.
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Not really.
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( laughter )
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I'm going
for a whole new youthful look.
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I've been killing myself all
week trying to drop the pounds.
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How does
Mr. Sheffield keep in shape?
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Running from commitment.
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Wow, here's Carl Lewis now.
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Well, I'm off to London, Miss Fine,
to catch Celine Dion in concert.
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I'm going to try and talk her into doing
Broadway. I'm leaving at 6:00 o'clock.
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What is that intoxicating
scent you have on?
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Well, I... oh, wait a minute.
It's a Snuggle.
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( laughter )
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You look very fetching
in that robe.
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What do you mean?
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I packed your bags, sir. Here's
your passport, your ticket,
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pictures of the children,
and one of Miss Fine.
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You know, I almost got this frilled with
pink... you're taking a picture of me?
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You are family, Miss Fine.
I have some of Niles in here.
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Yeah, well, meanwhile,
he ain't wearing a bikini.
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Oh, I am in this one.
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( laughter )
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( clears throat )
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Anyway, I'll be gone for three
whole days. I'm gonna miss you.
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Ooh...
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( laughter )
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So, if you need me,
I'll be at The Connaught.
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Okay, have a safe trip!
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Can you believe that guy? He sniffs my
Snuggles and then he's out of here.
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( laughter )
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That is it. You know,
I'm just putting an end
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to this whole cat and mouse
thing once and for all.
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- Oh, my Gosh, Fran, how romantic.
- What?
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You're gonna follow him to London and then
rekindle the passion you guys had in Paris.
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Oh!
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Well, I... I was gonna quit,
but your way's good too.
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Yeah.
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[opening credits]
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend kicked her out
in one of those crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do, where was she
to go, she was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make up
but the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair, she was
there, that's how she became the Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
that the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
what the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father finds
her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids are
actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red when
everybody else is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl from Flushing,
the Nanny named Fran ♪
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( music )
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( laughter )
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What does this remind you of?
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( Sniffing )
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( chuckles )
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It reminds me of Miss Fine...
Miss Fine!
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( laughter )
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What the devil
are you doing here?
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Well, apparently I'm blowing
40,000 frequent flyer miles.
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Forgive me,
I'm just a little confused.
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Well, I thought when a couple's
been together as long as we have,
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it would be nice to get
away from the kids and
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work so that we can
rekindle our romance.
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What romance?
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Mr. Sheffield, you know, playing hard
to get doesn't really work with me...
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Why don't you just go
for it? See if I back off.
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( laughter )
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Miss Fine, look, I'm suffering from jetlag,
and I don't want to say anything wrong
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because God knows
you'll never let me forget it.
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Well, what could you possibly
say that's wrong?
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Look, first let's get you
your own room, shall we?
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My own room? Wow, two seconds,
there's a new world record.
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( laughter )
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Look, Miss Fine, I'm here on business
I can't just drop everything.
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( laughter )
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( playing "A Nightingale Sang in
Berkeley Square" by Nat King Cole)
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♪ That certain night,
the night we met ♪
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♪ There was magic
abroad in the air ♪
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♪ There were angels
dining at the Ritz ♪
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♪ And a nightingale sang ♪
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♪ In Berkeley Square ♪
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♪ The moon that lingered
over London town ♪
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♪ Poor puzzled moon,
he wore a frown ♪
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♪ How could he know
we two were so in love? ♪
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♪ The whole darn world
seemed upside down ♪
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♪ The streets of town
were paved with stars ♪
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♪ It was
such a romantic affair ♪
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♪ And when we kissed ♪
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♪ And said goodnight ♪
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♪ A nightingale sang ♪
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♪ In Berkeley Square. ♪
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You know, explain to me
why I need a babysitter.
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I'm old enough to fly a chopper
in the Israeli army.
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( laughter )
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Look, Fran loves us. She just wants to
make sure we're left in good hands.
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You know, this chair is going.
I can feel all the springs.
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( laughter )
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That's because you sat
on me, Yetta.
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( laughter )
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( laughter )
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What?
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Smart... You're doing it
gradually, so no one would notice.
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( laughter )
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Same way you became a woman.
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( laughter )
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What do you think, Yetta?
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I can't comment on the hair
until you take off that beret.
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( laughter )
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(laughs) Who is it you look like?
Wait, I know, do this.
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Hey, lady...
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( laughter )
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Can we be serious for a moment?
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Mr. Sheffield telephoned,
he hasn't seen Celine Dion yet.
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Well, what's he doing in London?
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One would hope Miss Fine.
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( laughter )
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( Celine Dion singing "It's All
Coming back to me Now" )
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♪ When you touch me like this
And when you hold me like that ♪
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♪ It was not long ago
but it's all coming back to me ♪
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♪ If you see me like this,
if you need me like that ♪
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♪ It was dead long ago
but it's all coming back to me ♪
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♪ The flesh and the fantasies
All coming back to me ♪
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♪ I can barely recall ♪
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♪ But it's all
coming back to me now ♪
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Oh, isn't she just incredible?
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She'll be a sensation
on Broadway.
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Would you look
at these gorgeous clothes?
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Oh, how I wish that I had a job
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where I could change into designer
outfits every five minutes.
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Ooh!
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Excuse me, where's D. Selman?
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Excuse me, you know, when
I sang there was those
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weird feedbacks in my
ears, like 'waa waa waa'.
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What? It sounded gorgeous.
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Okay, never mind, I have found
the source of the problem.
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( laughter )
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- Wonderful, just wonderful.
- Great, great, great.
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So tell me, have you given
any more thought to
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the kind of Broadway
show you'd like to do.
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Actually, yes, I would love to do,
like, a show with my musical family.
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Did you know my mom wrote the
first song I have ever recorded?
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- Oh!
- It goes like this.
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( Singing in French )
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It's... it's such a great song.
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Oh, is that beautiful?
You know,
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my mother wrote the first song
that I ever sang, too.
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Hootsa-lilla, hootsa-tan...
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( laughter )
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( laughs )
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Like, charming.
( laughs nervously )
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I'm sorry for rushing,
I really have to go.
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You know, this is my only time
while I'm London
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to really indulge
my passion for shopping.
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Oh, you got a passion for shopping.
I swear if you weren't Canadian,
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internationally successful
and can carry a tune,
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I'd think that we were
separated at birth.
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( laughter )
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Celine, well, what
about... what about our project?
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Um, you know, I'll let you know. I'm just,
like, not ready to make a commitment.
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How does it feel, baby?
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( laughter )
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So, what do you want to do now?
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Oh, I'll tell you,
after the day we had today,
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all I wanna do is take off
my clothes and get into bed.
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Tired.
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No...
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( laughter )
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( moans )
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Oh, Mr. Sheffield...
Mr. Sheffield...
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( laughter )
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Where'd he go?
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Miss Fine, I can't. I'm sorry,
I just... I just can't.
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Mr. Sheffield, is there something
that you haven't told me?
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Something that might have
happened in the Falklands?
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No, of course not!
I'm talking about this,
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I'm talking about
what we're about to do.
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It just all seems wrong.
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Well, you know, now I don't know
if I'm coming or going.
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I mean, you keep giving me mixed messages.
You act like you want me.
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Well, of course, I want you.
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You're a very sexy,
beautiful woman.
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You know, now would be a good
time to end this argument.
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Miss Fine, don't you see? Don't
you see what we're about to do?
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It was a very serious
step to take.
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You're not
just a one-night stand.
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Me? Oh, yeah, no, of course not.
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( laughter )
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Look, Mr. Sheffield, you
know I always thought
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that we were going
to end up together,
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but if it ain't gonna happen
now, it ain't gonna happen.
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Look, I didn't say
it'll never happen.
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Well, I think that my
chances are only going
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to decrease as I slowly
morph into Yetta.
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( laughter )
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Four years, it's enough already. I can't
take it anymore. It's too difficult.
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I'm out of here. I can't...
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Look, Miss Fine, I'm not giving in to
my urges. The stakes are far too high.
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I'm a bloody gentleman
after all.
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( Phone ringing )
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Yes, what is it?
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Miss Fine, don't... don't go.
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I'm sorry, I can't take it
anymore, it's over.
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Niles just had a heart attack.
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( Gasps )
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I can't believe Niles
had a heart attack.
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Why did I ever leave the home?
Why did I ever go to London?
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Miss Fine, you can't blame
yourself.
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Was I talking to you?
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( laughter )
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C.C., thank God. Where is he?
Is he alright?
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He's in there. I don't know, Maxwell,
everything was perfectly normal.
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I said to Niles, 'I wish I'd
gone to England with you'.
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And he said, 'Oh, sure, you could have
visited your old neighborhood, Stonehenge'.
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And I said, 'Oh, you mean the place
where the rocks are older than yours?'
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Which I thought was so clever. And
then the scariest thing happened.
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He had the heart attack?
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- No, not yet.
- Oh...
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There I was,
waiting for a zinger.
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- And nothing.
- Ah!
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I even set him up again. I said,
'Don't make me get ugly.'
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( laughter )
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But his eyes just rolled up into his
head and he collapsed on the floor.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Oh, I killed him!
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It's all my fault.
Oh, don't leave me!
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( laughter )
243
00:14:52,123 --> 00:14:54,892
My Hector! Who is she?
244
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:57,328
( laughter )
245
00:15:03,568 --> 00:15:06,970
Doctor, I'm Maxwell Sheffield,
Niles' employer. How is he?
246
00:15:07,038 --> 00:15:09,245
Well, he's suffered a
mild heart attack, but
247
00:15:09,257 --> 00:15:11,575
I'm very optimistic. Come
on, you can see him.
248
00:15:13,044 --> 00:15:16,814
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, look,
he looks so helpless.
249
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Doctor, listen, this man
has stood by me my whole life.
250
00:15:19,784 --> 00:15:22,953
You have to help him whatever it takes.
Money is no object.
251
00:15:23,021 --> 00:15:25,856
Oh, God, look at him.
252
00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:28,959
How can he not have
dyed his eyebrows too...
253
00:15:29,027 --> 00:15:31,328
( laughter )
254
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:33,631
He's... he's going to be fine.
255
00:15:33,698 --> 00:15:36,357
He just needs to cut
down on the goose liver
256
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,802
paté, the bree and the
chocolate mousse.
257
00:15:38,869 --> 00:15:41,138
This Godiva
would be poison for him,
258
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:44,041
but it'll help us through
this stressful time.
259
00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,143
( laughter )
260
00:15:47,812 --> 00:15:50,214
Mmm!
261
00:15:51,649 --> 00:15:54,084
So, Doctor, is he...
Is he comfortable?
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He's on 10 milligrams
of morphine.
263
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:58,241
Ooh, he's Cheech and Chong
comfortable.
264
00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:00,057
( laughter )
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00:16:05,964 --> 00:16:07,197
Miss Fine.
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00:16:07,265 --> 00:16:08,598
Mr. Sheffield.
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00:16:08,667 --> 00:16:10,834
( Sighs )
Miss Fine, I just wanted to say
268
00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:15,105
how much I appreciate your standing
by me at this difficult time.
269
00:16:15,173 --> 00:16:18,075
Well, let's just get
something straight.
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I'm not staying here for you.
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While Niles is in the hospital, I just
want to make sure that the children
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have a home-cooked meal.
273
00:16:25,516 --> 00:16:30,020
And when you cook tonight's meal,
please do remember the action figure.
274
00:16:30,087 --> 00:16:31,888
We still don't have a Yoda.
275
00:16:31,956 --> 00:16:34,224
( laughter )
276
00:16:34,292 --> 00:16:41,031
Well, excuse me for ordering in, it's just
that I did have a whole house to clean.
277
00:16:41,099 --> 00:16:44,835
I'm done with the toilet.
And I'm never having boys.
278
00:16:44,903 --> 00:16:46,670
( laughter )
279
00:16:50,007 --> 00:16:51,997
Well, I'm surprised you
didn't send Brighton
280
00:16:52,009 --> 00:16:53,744
and Maggie to pick
up my dry-clothing.
281
00:16:53,811 --> 00:16:55,879
Don't be ridiculous.
282
00:16:55,947 --> 00:16:57,714
Ok, get upstairs. Go, go, go.
283
00:16:57,782 --> 00:16:59,984
( laughter )
284
00:17:00,952 --> 00:17:04,054
Oh, Ms. Babcock.
285
00:17:04,121 --> 00:17:07,591
Hey, would you like
a cup of coffee?
286
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,695
That is not coffee, it's gravy.
287
00:17:11,762 --> 00:17:13,697
( laughter )
288
00:17:13,764 --> 00:17:16,267
Oh, thank you, Nanny Fine,
I miss him so much.
289
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:18,903
( laughter )
290
00:17:18,970 --> 00:17:23,140
You know I was gonna make a high
ball and a dribble cup, but
291
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:26,676
it's so messy and, well,
the kids are all busy.
292
00:17:26,744 --> 00:17:29,947
I know everyone thought Niles
and I hated each other, but
293
00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:33,650
that's the only way
I can have a relationship.
294
00:17:33,718 --> 00:17:36,587
When you really get to know
me, I'm not a well woman.
295
00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,121
( laughter )
296
00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:39,356
I know...
297
00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:41,292
I know...
298
00:17:41,359 --> 00:17:45,296
Look, you're being so sweet. I really
should find a way to repay you.
299
00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:47,664
But I won't,
it's just not who I am.
300
00:17:47,732 --> 00:17:49,599
( laughter )
301
00:17:56,908 --> 00:17:58,275
Hi, Doc,
302
00:17:58,342 --> 00:18:02,078
I brought Niles some home-made
fudge. Can he eat that yet?
303
00:18:04,115 --> 00:18:05,115
- No.
- No?
304
00:18:05,149 --> 00:18:06,817
( laughter )
305
00:18:06,885 --> 00:18:09,252
Mmm!
306
00:18:14,993 --> 00:18:16,594
Oh, Niles.
307
00:18:17,662 --> 00:18:20,030
Look at you, so sweet.
308
00:18:20,098 --> 00:18:22,233
I wish there was something
I could do for you.
309
00:18:32,711 --> 00:18:35,613
( laughter )
310
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:37,147
Oh, Niles...
311
00:18:37,215 --> 00:18:39,883
everything is such a mess.
312
00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:44,255
I wish you were awake so I could
talk to you about Mr. Sheffield.
313
00:18:44,322 --> 00:18:47,857
He wanted us to get together
even more than ma.
314
00:18:47,925 --> 00:18:49,693
Well, maybe not more than ma.
315
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:52,062
( laughter )
316
00:18:53,598 --> 00:18:56,166
Look how sweet you look.
317
00:18:56,233 --> 00:19:00,704
What's going on
in that little head of yours?
318
00:19:00,772 --> 00:19:03,789
Oh, come on, Mr. Sheffield,
it's been 22 years.
319
00:19:03,801 --> 00:19:06,577
Can't you tell me that
you love me already?
320
00:19:06,644 --> 00:19:08,479
Miss Fine.
321
00:19:08,546 --> 00:19:12,483
( laughter )
322
00:19:15,286 --> 00:19:17,788
I'm concerned
about the children.
323
00:19:19,123 --> 00:19:21,992
But Gracie's 40.
324
00:19:22,060 --> 00:19:23,560
( laughter )
325
00:19:31,603 --> 00:19:35,639
Maxwell, I'm sorry I'm late, but
my date kept me out all night.
326
00:19:35,707 --> 00:19:37,908
Oh, did he change the locks
on you again?
327
00:19:37,975 --> 00:19:40,143
( laughter )
328
00:19:45,417 --> 00:19:47,684
Actually, I didn't even
have a date.
329
00:19:47,752 --> 00:19:50,587
I lied to make you jealous.
Did it work?
330
00:19:50,655 --> 00:19:52,556
Well, let's find out.
331
00:19:52,623 --> 00:19:55,926
Wait a minute, I thought
you two hated each other.
332
00:19:55,994 --> 00:19:58,895
Miss Fine, you're no Niles.
333
00:19:58,963 --> 00:20:02,099
You don't know everything
that goes on in this house.
334
00:20:02,100 --> 00:20:05,535
( laughter )
335
00:20:08,773 --> 00:20:11,041
Oh, Miss Fine, I'm sorry,
I'll wait outside.
336
00:20:11,109 --> 00:20:15,979
Oh, that's alright, Mr. Sheffield.
You can stay, we can share Niles.
337
00:20:16,047 --> 00:20:17,781
He's like our...
338
00:20:17,849 --> 00:20:19,183
love-child.
339
00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:22,152
( laughter )
340
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,135
Well, it's very nice
of you to bring him
341
00:20:24,147 --> 00:20:26,356
something, but you know
he cannot have sweets.
342
00:20:26,424 --> 00:20:27,958
That's just dried fruit.
343
00:20:28,025 --> 00:20:29,065
Oh, that he can have.
344
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:32,195
( laughter )
345
00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:36,032
Miss Fine, it's so strange seeing
him lying there like this.
346
00:20:36,100 --> 00:20:40,203
You know, even since we were children
he's always been my protector,
347
00:20:40,271 --> 00:20:41,938
he helped me get through Eton.
348
00:20:42,006 --> 00:20:44,274
I wasn't much of a scholar.
349
00:20:44,342 --> 00:20:46,576
He helped me get girls.
350
00:20:46,644 --> 00:20:49,145
Yeah, well, a guy with
a butler is a major turn-on.
351
00:20:49,213 --> 00:20:51,548
( laughter )
352
00:20:51,615 --> 00:20:55,652
You know, Miss Fine, when he gets well,
things are gonna be different, uh-huh.
353
00:20:55,720 --> 00:20:58,254
For a start, I'm going
to give Niles Saturdays off.
354
00:20:59,691 --> 00:21:00,924
No, I'll need him Saturdays.
355
00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:03,192
( laughter )
356
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,731
Oh, I'll tell you, it
really makes you think,
357
00:21:05,743 --> 00:21:08,064
doesn't it. How
unpredictable life can be?
358
00:21:08,132 --> 00:21:10,734
That's why you have to live
every day to the fullest.
359
00:21:10,802 --> 00:21:13,303
Uh-huh, you never know
when it's gonna be your last.
360
00:21:13,370 --> 00:21:14,538
Nope.
361
00:21:26,184 --> 00:21:29,953
( laughter )
362
00:21:32,123 --> 00:21:36,059
Fran:
Oh, Mr. Sheffield...
363
00:21:36,127 --> 00:21:38,996
( laughter )
364
00:21:40,698 --> 00:21:44,167
Niles, oh, I'm so glad
you're awake.
365
00:21:44,235 --> 00:21:49,973
How are you feeling? Is there
anything I can get for you?
366
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:54,044
Well, I... I would like
another pillow.
367
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:57,347
( laughter )
368
00:21:57,415 --> 00:21:59,015
Of course.
369
00:22:01,319 --> 00:22:02,553
(C.C. screaming )
370
00:22:02,620 --> 00:22:06,256
( laughter )
371
00:22:09,694 --> 00:22:13,963
Fran: All of us here at The Nanny want
to thank you for 100 fabulous episodes.
372
00:22:14,031 --> 00:22:19,169
We couldn't have done it without you.
Here's to 100 more. Ma!
373
00:22:19,237 --> 00:22:20,370
( laughter )
374
00:22:22,340 --> 00:22:27,277
( applause )
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