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Will you stop
with that face already?
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Nobody is going
to be looking at you.
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You're the bridesmaid,
not the bride.
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There's a sentence you can't
hear often enough.
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Excuse me. Sylvia, did you say
you wanted waffles or pancakes?
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"And", I said, "And."
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Wow, Fran, great dress.
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Hey, when are you going to
get the sheep to match?
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( laughs )
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That's it, I'm not going.
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Don't listen to him.
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When did he become Elsa Klensch?
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If you want to know
about fashion,
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take a cue from me.
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Oh, my God!
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( Maggie laughs )
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Gracie, stop laughing.
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Fran looks beautiful.
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No, really, Fran,
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cool dress.
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I guess we won't be clearing
a space for her Academy Award.
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Fran, when you get married,
can I be your flower girl?
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Sure, honey, if you still feel
the same way when you're 40.
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Here you are, Sylvia.
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Waffles and pancakes.
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You didn't have light?
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Sylvia, the barn door is open
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and the horses have
left the building.
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Ma. Ma.
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♪ She was working in a bridal
shop in Flushing Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out
on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge from Flushing
to the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell
makeup, but father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had
flair, she was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became
The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed that
the girl we've described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now the father finds
her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids are
actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She is the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪
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( upbeat music playing )
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( upbeat music continuous )
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I wish I could dance like that.
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You mean swing?
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I mean with a man.
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You know, Fran,
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if you really wanna dance,
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I'll dance with you.
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No, I never pictured
swinging with you.
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Really?
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You never had that fantasy?
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No.
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Me neither.
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Well, I still don't have a date
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for my cousin's wedding.
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What are you doing on Saturday?
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Oh, all of a sudden,
I'm good enough for you?
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Frankly, I'm amazed that we
haven't even been picked up yet.
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I mean,
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look around, have you ever seen
such a bunch of pathetic,
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desperate women?
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- Oh, hi, Miss Babcock!
- Hi.
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Hi.
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Wow,
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what a surprise running
into you here.
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Well, you know,
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I'll try anything once.
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( Fran giggles )
C.C., your usual?
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Oh, it's alright.
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Come on, we're all here
for the same reason.
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Well, speak for yourself,
Franny Fine,
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I just came for a tall
Black Russian.
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( Fran giggles )
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I'd be happy
with a short tan Jew.
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( Both laugh )
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- Okay, Miss Babcock,
- Fran: Oh, yeah,
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- where you going?
- Where you going?
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Hang out with us a little bit.
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You know, just because I work
with the kids all day
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doesn't mean I can't
engage in intelligent,
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adult conversation.
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So, when was the
last time you had sexola?
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Oh,
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the next one is on me,
Miss Babcock.
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Well, thanks, Val.
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You know my name?
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Of course I know your name.
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Yeah, but you never
called me Val before.
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I always thought you hated me,
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but everyone told me
I was being stupid.
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Well,
don't listen to other people,
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you're absolutely right.
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Excuse me, ladies.
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Which one of you
ordered the short Jew?
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All: Me.
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No, this one had a
very distinct voice.
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Hi.
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You must have really
deformed adenoids.
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That's your idea of a come on?
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I'm sorry, I'm a doctor.
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Come on.
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( Jazz music playing )
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"And then the
beautiful Snow White
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"and the handsome
Prince Charming
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lived happily ever after."
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This story really screws
with women's heads.
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Eh?
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Well, what are the women out
there supposed to do
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who look more like
Grumpy and Dopey?
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Well,
that's why they sell Clinique.
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Oh, Miss Fine,
where are you off to?
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I'm seeing an ear, nose,
and throat man.
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So you finally heard yourself
on a tape recorder, huh?
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Now you know what
we have to live with
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day in and day out...
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You meant seeing him socially,
didn't you?
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You know,
I may have a funny voice,
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but at least I ain't the one
sitting home alone
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revisiting "Brideshead."
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So, Miss Fine,
what's this Bob fellow like?
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He is so adorable,
you're gonna love him.
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I can't wait for
you to meet him.
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Well, the important thing
is that you love him,
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Miss Fine.
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Do you love him, Miss Fine?
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Don't be ridiculous.
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It took me three years to
fall in love with you...
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Yoo-hoo's chocolate beverage.
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Moving on.
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Miss Fine, I believe your
young man just pulled up
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in his $80,000 Porsche.
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Oh, convertible?
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- No.
- Mine is a convertible.
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Yes, plus you have
that cool window Garfield.
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( Doorbell rings )
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- Hi, Fran.
- Hi, Bob.
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God, you look great.
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Thanks.
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Oh, Bob, you can't park there,
it's illegal.
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Fran, I'm a doctor.
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I can park anywhere.
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Even at a red curb
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like in front of Ben & Jerry's?
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Even at a fire hydrant
in front of Loehmann's.
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Here's a towel, sir.
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Go ahead and throw it in.
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Mr. Sheffield,
I'd like you to meet Bob.
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- Bob, my boss, Mr. Sheffield.
- How do you do?
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I noticed your Porsche outside.
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I'm just a little curious,
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why didn't you
get the convertible?
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It's a little mid-life-crisis,
if you know what I mean.
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( Niles giggles )
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Oh, there's nothing in here
to get me out of it.
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Fran, I wish I'd met you sooner.
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Where were you 10 years ago?
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At my sweet 16 party.
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( All laugh )
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We should get going.
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I hope you like lobster.
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I hope you like a very
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hands on mother-in-law.
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Well, he seems like a nice chap.
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Funny, handsome,
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personable.
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But, sir, you have that shiny,
red convertible.
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Sir, could I have some time
off to see a doctor
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about this self-destructive
behavior?
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Bob: Mmm, yeah,
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it's good, it's... Yeah.
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Your glands don't seem
swollen at all.
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No, you're fine.
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Oh, wow,
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lobster, dancing,
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and a free checkup.
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You know,
maybe next time I see you,
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you could bring some of those
paper hospital robes.
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They're really great for
when I dye my Easter eggs.
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Fran, I can't believe
how well we're connecting.
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- Hmm. -It's like I can
tell you anything.
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It's like you're...
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Not a sister or a friend.
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( laughs )
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Just kidding.
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I just hate when women
come across so desperate.
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Does this place come
with walk-in closets?
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Yeah.
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So,
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you want children someday?
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Yes.
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Is your mother alive?
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- No.
- Take me.
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( Thinking ) Fran: Hey,
this guy is class plus.
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If I marry him,
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I'll be just like
Alexis on "Dynasty."
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I wonder if they got
good bagels in Denver.
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Hello, darling.
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Angel, you're a vision.
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So stunning. Look at you.
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And all without a
stitch of makeup.
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( Thinking )
Aye, is this a good fantasy!
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Francesca,
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bring me my three
precious children.
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Sweetness,
you hired a new nanny?
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Yes, and she's brilliant.
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I just hope I can
trust you around her
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with those tiny little skirts
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and stiletto heels.
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( Thinking )
I'm no fool.
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Hello, Lolique.
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You're looking butch as always.
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You're just jealous
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'cause I don't have
to wear shoulder pads.
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I was a damned fool.
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It's you I've loved all along.
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I should have married you
when I had the chance.
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Yada, yada, yada.
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I'm happy now.
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You stay away from my husband,
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you gorgeous woman
with the perfect figure.
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( Thinking ) Gee, I wonder
whose fantasy this is.
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( grunting )
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Fran: You slut!
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I loathe you!
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( Thinking ) Fran: At 29, my life
is finally going to be perfect.
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29?
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Aye, I'm lying to me now.
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Raise your hand
if you're in love.
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Raise your hand if you're
gonna die a bitter
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lonely, old Englishman.
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Miss Fine?
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Oh, no, thanks, Niles,
I'm not hungry. I know!
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I can't eat, I'm too happy.
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It's like I've been
possessed by a Gentile.
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- Would you stop following me?
- Why?
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Because I don't want
to be your friend.
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Oh,
how can I make you understand?
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I don't like you.
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I understand that,
I'm not stupid.
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What I don't understand is why?
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Why, Miss Babcock,
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why?
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What's this I hear you're going
to the wedding with Val?
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You what the family's
gonna think?
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What, Ma, that I'm gay?
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That I don't mind.
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But you couldn't do
better than Val?
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Oh,
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does Ellen really want to
put herself through this?
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Ma!
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Not you, you!
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A plate. Hello!
262
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Ma, I didn't wanna tell you this
263
00:12:57,942 --> 00:12:59,343
'cause you always get
so carried away,
264
00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:01,812
but, Ma,
265
00:13:01,813 --> 00:13:04,248
I met the man I'm gonna marry.
266
00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:05,583
Oh, my God!
267
00:13:05,584 --> 00:13:07,284
What? What?
268
00:13:07,285 --> 00:13:09,586
Miss Fine, don't you think
you're moving a little too fast?
269
00:13:09,587 --> 00:13:10,988
Please!
You don't know how old she is.
270
00:13:10,989 --> 00:13:11,989
She's gonna be 30...
271
00:13:18,630 --> 00:13:21,465
Chocolate chip in the pancakes?
272
00:13:21,466 --> 00:13:23,734
Mmm.
273
00:13:23,735 --> 00:13:26,304
Meanwhile,
if you like this guy so much,
274
00:13:26,305 --> 00:13:28,339
why don't you take him
to the wedding?
275
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It'll give him a chance
to meet the whole family.
276
00:13:50,862 --> 00:13:53,464
I think you just answered
your own question, Ma.
277
00:14:03,141 --> 00:14:07,411
You should be glad your
daughter's a spinster, Sylvia.
278
00:14:07,412 --> 00:14:09,180
This wedding cost me a fortune.
279
00:14:11,649 --> 00:14:13,284
That would explain
why you couldn't
280
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get your hair colored.
281
00:14:18,190 --> 00:14:22,092
( Wedding organ music playing )
282
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- Fran?
- Bob?
283
00:14:32,804 --> 00:14:35,506
- What are you doing here?
- What are you doing here?
284
00:14:35,507 --> 00:14:37,608
Isn't that adorable?
285
00:14:37,609 --> 00:14:39,042
Let me get a picture of you
286
00:14:39,043 --> 00:14:40,777
and your cousin Bob.
287
00:14:43,948 --> 00:14:45,349
Both: Cousins?
288
00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:01,565
Here, Miss Fine,
I thought a spot of hot tea
289
00:15:01,566 --> 00:15:04,134
and a little
pound cake might help.
290
00:15:04,135 --> 00:15:07,705
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
( cries )
291
00:15:07,706 --> 00:15:09,873
does it have a glaze on it?
292
00:15:09,874 --> 00:15:11,842
Hmm-hmm.
293
00:15:11,843 --> 00:15:14,812
Mr. Sheffield,
what's wrong with me?
294
00:15:14,813 --> 00:15:17,214
Why can't I meet the right guy?
295
00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:19,883
Every time I think something's
going right,
296
00:15:19,884 --> 00:15:22,519
something weird happens.
297
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:25,622
You say you love me and
then you take it back.
298
00:15:25,623 --> 00:15:27,691
Another guy turns out
to be a thief,
299
00:15:27,692 --> 00:15:28,992
then there's your brother,
300
00:15:28,993 --> 00:15:30,913
which you know nothing about,
moving on.
301
00:15:32,531 --> 00:15:33,797
Thank you.
302
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:37,000
Oh, God, Miss Fine,
303
00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:39,536
I can't take this anymore.
304
00:15:39,537 --> 00:15:40,771
Watching you with Bob,
305
00:15:40,772 --> 00:15:42,472
watching you with all
these other dates,
306
00:15:42,473 --> 00:15:44,074
constantly getting
involved with men
307
00:15:44,075 --> 00:15:46,243
who are no good for you.
308
00:15:46,244 --> 00:15:47,911
Miss Fine,
it's time I did something
309
00:15:47,912 --> 00:15:50,547
I should have done ages ago.
310
00:15:50,548 --> 00:15:52,583
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
311
00:15:52,584 --> 00:15:54,118
what are you saying?
312
00:15:54,119 --> 00:15:56,620
( Gasps )
Oh, wait a second,
313
00:15:56,621 --> 00:15:58,289
I have to figure
this is going to be
314
00:15:58,290 --> 00:15:59,556
a memorable moment,
315
00:15:59,557 --> 00:16:01,125
and I wanna have my lips on.
316
00:16:02,560 --> 00:16:03,861
Miss Fine?
317
00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:06,096
Yes, Mr. Sheffield?
318
00:16:06,097 --> 00:16:08,217
I think it's time I sent
you to a therapist.
319
00:16:13,071 --> 00:16:14,704
Not a lipstick moment.
320
00:16:16,808 --> 00:16:19,743
A pound cake moment.
321
00:16:30,188 --> 00:16:33,957
Fran,
why exactly did you come here?
322
00:16:33,958 --> 00:16:35,918
Well,
'cause Mr. Sheffield's paying.
323
00:16:38,062 --> 00:16:39,897
And who is Mr. Sheffield?
324
00:16:39,898 --> 00:16:41,298
Well, he's the guy I live with.
325
00:16:41,299 --> 00:16:42,600
Actually, my boss.
326
00:16:42,601 --> 00:16:44,835
But he told me that he loved me
and then he took it back
327
00:16:44,836 --> 00:16:46,070
before anything happened.
328
00:16:46,071 --> 00:16:47,538
Except for the time
that I saw him naked,
329
00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:48,705
which really was an accident.
330
00:16:48,706 --> 00:16:50,826
Like the time
that I woke up with him in bed.
331
00:16:51,943 --> 00:16:54,711
But, you know,
this isn't the problem.
332
00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:55,879
( laughs )
333
00:16:57,348 --> 00:16:59,383
Oh-oh, you're serious?
334
00:17:02,620 --> 00:17:04,688
Well, you know what
I like to do, Fran?
335
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,423
A little word association.
336
00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:07,725
I'm gonna say a word
337
00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,793
and then you just tell me
whatever comes to mind.
338
00:17:09,794 --> 00:17:12,075
- Okay. -You'd be amazed
at what we can uncover.
339
00:17:12,463 --> 00:17:13,983
- Coffee?
- Cake.
340
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:18,835
No, it hasn't begun yet,
I'm just offering.
341
00:17:18,836 --> 00:17:20,371
What? Cake?
342
00:17:20,372 --> 00:17:21,892
- Coffee?
- Pass.
343
00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,078
Right, let's begin.
344
00:17:28,079 --> 00:17:29,780
- Okay.
- Here's the first word.
345
00:17:31,249 --> 00:17:32,449
- Man.
- Husband.
346
00:17:33,452 --> 00:17:35,052
- Doctor.
- And Missus.
347
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,188
- Pen.
- Pre-nup.
348
00:17:40,124 --> 00:17:41,859
We seem to be a little
stuck here,
349
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,093
- Fran.
- Oh?
350
00:17:43,094 --> 00:17:46,129
Try opening your mind
to all possibilities.
351
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:47,130
Okay, okay.
352
00:17:48,933 --> 00:17:50,213
- China.
- Pattern.
353
00:17:52,571 --> 00:17:54,091
- Fish.
- Or chicken.
354
00:17:57,108 --> 00:17:59,343
Do you ever think of anything
besides marriage?
355
00:17:59,344 --> 00:18:00,344
I do.
356
00:18:02,881 --> 00:18:06,416
Fran, you're suffering
from an obsession.
357
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:08,252
Now, in order to solve this,
358
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:09,753
we're going to have
to work together.
359
00:18:09,754 --> 00:18:12,890
You'll have to come to
see me three times a week.
360
00:18:12,891 --> 00:18:14,491
And I'll just call my contractor
361
00:18:14,492 --> 00:18:16,572
and tell him to begin
work on the new spa.
362
00:18:18,463 --> 00:18:19,864
( Fran laughs )
363
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:22,333
Dr. Miller,
364
00:18:22,334 --> 00:18:24,468
I don't have an obsession.
365
00:18:24,469 --> 00:18:26,669
I just really, really,
really wanna be married.
366
00:18:28,439 --> 00:18:30,340
What you need is not a man,
Fran.
367
00:18:30,341 --> 00:18:31,408
You need confidence.
368
00:18:31,409 --> 00:18:32,609
And until you
start working on that,
369
00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:34,111
you'll end up in an unhealthy,
370
00:18:34,112 --> 00:18:35,546
co-dependent relationship
371
00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:37,387
like the one I had
with my ex-wife.
372
00:18:40,351 --> 00:18:41,385
You're single?
373
00:18:47,559 --> 00:18:49,693
- Hi.
- Hi. Now, come on, Fran.
374
00:18:49,694 --> 00:18:52,963
We gotta get to the club before
all the good ones are taken.
375
00:18:52,964 --> 00:18:54,231
Val, I'm in therapy now.
376
00:18:54,232 --> 00:18:56,066
I'm not going to
go to meet a man.
377
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:57,867
I'm talking about
the quesadillas.
378
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:00,504
I'll get my purse.
379
00:19:01,772 --> 00:19:04,474
Hi, Miss Babcock.
380
00:19:04,475 --> 00:19:07,110
Hi.
381
00:19:07,111 --> 00:19:08,345
Don't be so shy.
382
00:19:08,346 --> 00:19:10,147
You haven't called me all week.
383
00:19:10,148 --> 00:19:12,916
I tried, but your
phone's been disconnected.
384
00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:14,284
But don't worry,
385
00:19:14,285 --> 00:19:16,120
Niles gave me your new number.
386
00:19:18,422 --> 00:19:20,390
Oh, he did, how sweet.
387
00:19:20,391 --> 00:19:22,511
I'll just have to go
and thank him for that.
388
00:19:26,063 --> 00:19:27,030
Oh, hi.
389
00:19:27,031 --> 00:19:29,800
Ah, hi, Miss Fine,
how was therapy?
390
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:31,235
Oh, it is amazing.
391
00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,904
You know, Dr. Miller
is right on the money.
392
00:19:33,905 --> 00:19:35,372
Well, your money.
393
00:19:35,373 --> 00:19:36,339
( Sheffield laughs )
394
00:19:36,340 --> 00:19:38,475
Did you know that I was obsessed
395
00:19:38,476 --> 00:19:40,310
with wanting a relationship?
396
00:19:40,311 --> 00:19:42,511
Oh, I don't think that's true.
Did he cure you?
397
00:19:44,582 --> 00:19:47,117
He told me that I have
to focus on myself
398
00:19:47,118 --> 00:19:49,687
being an individual
and to stop obsessing
399
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,589
on wanting to be married.
400
00:19:51,590 --> 00:19:52,756
The man's a genius.
401
00:19:52,757 --> 00:19:54,124
He said,
402
00:19:54,125 --> 00:19:55,959
"Just let go of the past."
403
00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:57,661
Forget about what you said
404
00:19:57,662 --> 00:19:59,963
"or didn't say or took back."
405
00:19:59,964 --> 00:20:02,265
Oh, the man's a God!
406
00:20:02,266 --> 00:20:04,635
( Fran laughs )
407
00:20:04,636 --> 00:20:06,870
Let's go, Fran. We're never
gonna get into the club.
408
00:20:06,871 --> 00:20:08,372
- All righty.
- Wait, wait, Miss Fine,
409
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:10,173
you're going to a club
dressed like that?
410
00:20:10,174 --> 00:20:12,209
Oh, yeah. You know,
it's part of my therapy.
411
00:20:12,210 --> 00:20:13,910
I no longer dress for men.
412
00:20:13,911 --> 00:20:15,679
No more jumping on your desk
413
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:17,314
in tight little skirts.
414
00:20:17,315 --> 00:20:20,416
No more parading around the
house in cute little crop tops
415
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:24,354
or wiggling around
in my bikinis on the beach.
416
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:25,589
By the way, here's the bill.
417
00:20:37,835 --> 00:20:40,771
What happened to not
dressing for men?
418
00:20:40,772 --> 00:20:42,106
Well, it's a process.
419
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,143
Meanwhile,
does he look depressed?
420
00:20:46,144 --> 00:20:48,045
Yeah.
421
00:20:48,046 --> 00:20:49,913
Therapy's working.
422
00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:58,748
- Happy.
- Both: Meal.
423
00:21:01,058 --> 00:21:02,692
- Cold.
- Both: Cuts.
424
00:21:05,129 --> 00:21:07,130
- House.
- Both: Of Pancakes.
425
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:10,501
Excuse me.
426
00:21:12,504 --> 00:21:14,037
Yes, this is Dr. Miller.
427
00:21:14,038 --> 00:21:15,105
Why don't you go ahead
428
00:21:15,106 --> 00:21:17,307
with the imported
tile for the spa?
429
00:21:27,051 --> 00:21:30,954
( Jazz music playing )
430
00:21:48,239 --> 00:21:50,140
( jazz music playing )
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