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I love movies so much,
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but some movies are
more than movies.
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You know,
they become a part of you.
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And for me,
that's "Forrest Gump."
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I mean, I think
if I could be anybody,
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I'd want to be Forrest.
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I just love the guy.
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He's pure.
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He's funny.
He's thoughtful.
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He's historically important.
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And, I mean, his relationship
with his mother,
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that scene at her bedside
when he's like,
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"Mama, what's my destiny?"
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And she says, "Forrest,
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you got to find that out
for yourself."
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It...
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It just kills me, you know.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry about that.
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What was I saying?
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Hello.
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Gotcha.
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You got to see your face.
Give me that.
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Give me that.
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Mom!
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Wolfie.
- Stop.
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Cut it out!
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Get inside.
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Open sesame.
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Mayday! Mayday!
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Pilot to tower, we have
an emergency landing...
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It's not an airplane, Mom.
- Coming in.
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No, there's not an airplane.
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No, there's not.
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What is up with you?
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Why are you so grumpy?
- I'm not grumpy.
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I don't like you filming me.
Give me my camera.
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I have been filming you since
you were pooping your pants.
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This is not your camera.
It is my camera.
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It is basically my camera
at this point.
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I lent it to you.
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What is the matter with you now?
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Why are you so grumpy?
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I am not grumpy, Mom.
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I can become grumpy
if you would like
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to keep calling me grumpy.
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Well,
did have a surprise for you.
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No, no, we're not doing that.
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No.
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What?
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I... I may have to take it back.
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What?
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No peeking.
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Not peeking.
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Stop there.
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Surprise.
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Mom, this is nice.
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This is my stuff.
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My posters.
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Hit play.
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I love this song.
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I love...
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Mom!
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Wolfie?
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He smells so good.
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Hey, Mom,
what happened to Wolfie?
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What happened?
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Don't you remember?
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When you were about six,
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you had a really bad dream
one night.
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And when you woke up, you had
torn his little head off,
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and I put it back on for you.
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Why didn't you
sew it all the way?
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So you would remember
what you did.
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♪ Sara looked down
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♪ I was beckoned by a smile
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♪ She grabbed me by the wrist
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Hey, whose...
whose bed is this?
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It's a rented house.
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This... this is...
this is not my special bed.
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It came furnished.
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Where are my trophies?
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Where... what is... whose
hatboxes... whose room is this?
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Whose room is this?
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Now you need to just calm down.
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We're going to deescalate
a little bit.
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No!
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No!
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I think we have a hungry
baby wolf on our hands.
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I'm not hungry.
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This is your mama,
and I know what you like.
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♪ Sara loves
her Juicy Fruit ♪
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Wait, did you make
a special trip to the store?
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Silence of the lamb chops.
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♪ She struts
while she chews ♪
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♪ Nothing there
to slow her down ♪
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So good.
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Yeah.
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Okay, I was a little hungry.
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You think?
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Okay, so what's up with Wolfie?
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Well, don't be mad.
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I might have watched
"Forrest Gump" again.
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Honey, that is not
a healthy film for you.
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I know, I know.
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I just love it so much.
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And I love Forrest.
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He just... he's such a great guy.
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He makes friends
everywhere he goes.
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And I just can't do that.
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You know,
I try to make connections.
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They end badly.
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I kind of feel like a failure.
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That's a natural feeling.
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All you need is a good,
old-fashioned Mama Bear
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and Wolfie jammy night.
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Just the two of us?
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Just like the good old days.
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Man.
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Man.
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This is going to be
a good night.
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Yes.
Yes.
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Let's get our jammies on.
Watch a trashy film.
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Hey, hon.
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There's a strange looking
car in the...
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Hey.
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I didn't...
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Wolfie, this is
my friend Albert.
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Albert, this is
my favorite son, Wolfie.
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Hey, man.
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It's good to meet you.
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Yeah.
Yeah.
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Man, I've... I've heard
a lot about you, man.
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Yeah.
- Wolfie?
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Honey?
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Wolfie?
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Did I...
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Wolfie?
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God.
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This is not how
we get attention.
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Hello?
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You get out of there.
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This is not funny.
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Get out of there and come inside
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and be nice to my friend.
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Wolfie?
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7Wolfie?
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Gotcha.
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There he is, Alberto.
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Hey.
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Looking good, man.
- Thanks. You too, man.
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Thanks.
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Hi, Mom.
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Go and put on a shirt.
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Why?
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Because people are
going to be trying to eat.
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Bother you if I have
dinner shirtless, Albert?
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It's all good.
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Come on.
- Albert doesn't mind.
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So, Albert, tell me,
what do you do for a living?
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I'm a jack of all trades
kind of guy, you know.
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Pretty simple.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Make good money doing that?
- Yeah, I do all right.
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Yeah?
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What... what do you...
what do you make in a day,
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just out of curiosity?
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I don't think much
about that, you know.
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But, hey, what do you do?
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I'm a filmmaker, Albert.
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Really?
- Yeah.
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Man.
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You know...
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I always wanted to try
my hand at... you know, but...
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Really?
- Yeah.
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Mom, Albert wants
to be a filmmaker.
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It's interesting
because I am often
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looking for collaborators.
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Pretty high turnover rate
in my profession,
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and I pay
a pretty good rate, Albert.
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I actually pay $1,000 a day
for someone to come film me.
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Ooh.
- Yeah.
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I don't know if you're
interested in trying it,
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but I could... I could teach you.
It's not rocket science.
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I mean,
I can give you the camera.
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I can show you
how to do it tonight.
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No, no, no, no.
Bad idea.
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You guys are cute together.
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Look at you guys,
little lovebirds.
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Little lovebirds.
How did you guys meet?
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What's the story?
I want the meet cute.
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Give it to me.
- The classic tale.
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You know,
she saw an advert I had
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posted up in the bulletin board
down in the town, you know.
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And she had a plumbing issue,
and I took care of it.
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And one thing led to another,
and here we are.
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Yeah.
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Great.
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Yeah.
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What thing was that, Albert?
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I'm sorry?
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Wolfie.
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What?
I'm just curious.
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Albert said
one thing led to another.
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I'm just curious
what the thing was.
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Um...
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You guys are being
super awkward right now.
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I'm just trying
to be included here
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and figure out where you guys
are at in this relationship.
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Okay.
I mean, what are we doing?
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Are we holding hands?
Are we kissing?
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Are we in second base,
third base mode?
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Are we... wait a minute.
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Are we fornicating?
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Are we sleeping
in the same room?
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No, we're not.
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Not fornicating, huh?
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We're not sleeping
in the same room.
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I have sleep apnea.
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I sleep in the guest room
downstairs.
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Well, isn't that interesting.
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So Albert sleeps in my room
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in my special bed?
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So now it's your special bed?
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Yes, it is
my special bed, Mother.
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Yes, it is my special bed.
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And since it's my bed,
I would like to know
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what happens in my special bed.
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Wolfie.
- Don't you Wolfie me.
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We tell each other
everything, right?
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No secrets, Mom.
No matter what.
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Go ahead.
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What... what happens
in my special bed?
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Everything happens
in your special bed.
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You remember when we watched
"91/2 Weeks" together?
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Yes.
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I'm living "91/2 Weeks"
52 weeks out of the year.
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Well, I think that is wonderful.
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And I am very happy for you two.
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So don't ask me anything
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about what he does
to my breasts.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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What?
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You just crossed the line,
and you know it.
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Those breasts are sacred to me,
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and you're going to
whip them out at the table
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and wield them as weapons
of war against me?
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You're just going to give them
away to the first plumber
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that comes along?
No offense, Albert.
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You seem like a really nice guy.
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But you breastfed me
for six years.
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You made me addicted to them.
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Wow, Mom!
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Wow!
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What are you even,
like, talking about?
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I never breastfed you.
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Don't... don't start.
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I never did.
You were too aggressive.
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Shut up!
Shut up!
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You were, like,
biting and tugging.
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You made me bleed, okay?
I couldn't breastfeed you.
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I wanted to,
but I couldn't, okay?
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I'm sorry.
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You know, I noticed
that you have a rear...
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right rear axle
that's sitting kind of low.
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You got a jack?
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I can probably fix that for you.
269
00:15:10,054 --> 00:15:12,448
Let's do it, Albert.
270
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:13,623
Excellent.
271
00:15:13,754 --> 00:15:14,798
Let's do it.
272
00:15:22,893 --> 00:15:25,417
Know what's funny, Albert?
273
00:15:25,548 --> 00:15:27,202
What's that?
274
00:15:27,332 --> 00:15:29,770
Albert Natural is
my favorite band.
275
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,293
And here you are,
my new favorite friend,
276
00:15:31,423 --> 00:15:32,642
and your name is Albert.
277
00:15:32,773 --> 00:15:34,122
Yeah, it's crazy.
278
00:15:34,252 --> 00:15:35,689
Wait, what are you doing?
279
00:15:35,819 --> 00:15:37,038
I'm getting the jack out.
280
00:15:40,519 --> 00:15:42,652
The jack's in the trunk?
281
00:15:42,783 --> 00:15:46,830
Yeah,
it's generally in the trunk.
282
00:15:51,574 --> 00:15:52,706
Huh.
283
00:15:55,578 --> 00:15:57,145
Okay.
284
00:16:15,816 --> 00:16:19,123
Okay, now, you're probably
thinking one of three things
285
00:16:19,254 --> 00:16:20,821
right now, Albert.
286
00:16:20,951 --> 00:16:22,692
The first one,
you'd like to be true.
287
00:16:22,823 --> 00:16:25,390
But, I mean, let's face it.
288
00:16:25,521 --> 00:16:26,827
We both know
we're awake right now.
289
00:16:26,957 --> 00:16:28,655
It's not a dream, okay?
290
00:16:28,785 --> 00:16:30,395
The second thing,
you'd really like to be true,
291
00:16:30,526 --> 00:16:32,920
but even the most
elaborate of pranks,
292
00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:35,879
they're not this elaborate.
293
00:16:36,010 --> 00:16:41,189
And the third thing
is exactly what it is.
294
00:16:41,319 --> 00:16:42,364
But I don't want you
to be worried.
295
00:16:42,494 --> 00:16:43,800
It's going to be okay.
296
00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:45,367
This isn't the first time
it's happened.
297
00:16:45,497 --> 00:16:46,803
It won't be the last.
298
00:16:46,934 --> 00:16:48,675
Okay?
299
00:16:48,805 --> 00:16:50,285
You may have found out
about this a little early
300
00:16:50,415 --> 00:16:52,287
in our relationship
than I anticipated,
301
00:16:52,417 --> 00:16:56,160
but it's not a bad thing,
because if your relationship
302
00:16:56,291 --> 00:17:00,164
with my mother is headed
where I think it's headed,
303
00:17:00,295 --> 00:17:02,776
you're going to be
my new dad, Albert.
304
00:17:02,906 --> 00:17:03,951
And this is going
to be something
305
00:17:04,081 --> 00:17:05,213
you're going to need to know...
306
00:17:05,342 --> 00:17:06,410
Albert, Albert, stay with me.
307
00:17:06,430 --> 00:17:08,999
Hey, hey, right here.
308
00:17:09,130 --> 00:17:10,435
This is one
very important thing, okay?
309
00:17:10,565 --> 00:17:13,003
Very important.
310
00:17:13,134 --> 00:17:16,006
Mama Bear cannot
know about this.
311
00:17:16,137 --> 00:17:17,073
She is too sensitive.
312
00:17:17,093 --> 00:17:18,879
Boys.
313
00:17:19,009 --> 00:17:21,185
What... what is going on out here?
314
00:17:21,315 --> 00:17:23,492
Nothing.
315
00:17:23,621 --> 00:17:25,233
What's taking so long?
316
00:17:25,362 --> 00:17:27,975
The dessert is ready.
It's getting cold.
317
00:17:28,105 --> 00:17:31,065
Albert, you want to come in
for some cobbler?
318
00:17:31,195 --> 00:17:32,980
Huh?
319
00:17:33,110 --> 00:17:35,199
Cobbler.
Come on in soon.
320
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:36,137
Yeah, we'll be right in.
321
00:17:36,157 --> 00:17:38,637
Okay.
322
00:17:38,768 --> 00:17:40,727
Love you, Mom.
323
00:17:52,695 --> 00:17:54,044
Hey, hon.
324
00:17:54,175 --> 00:17:57,874
Hey, hon, I...
I need to talk to you.
325
00:17:58,005 --> 00:18:01,878
What is wrong, Albert?
326
00:18:02,009 --> 00:18:05,577
I... I think there's
a problem with your son.
327
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:08,015
He's a very complicated boy.
328
00:18:08,145 --> 00:18:09,320
No, no, no.
329
00:18:09,451 --> 00:18:14,238
I mean... I mean, a real problem.
330
00:18:14,369 --> 00:18:17,502
Well, you know, in fact,
he does have a... a tendency
331
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:20,767
to be just a teensy little bit
conflicted about new men
332
00:18:20,897 --> 00:18:22,594
in my life,
which is why I didn't tell him
333
00:18:22,725 --> 00:18:24,771
about you up front.
334
00:18:24,901 --> 00:18:28,687
But I think
he's now mature enough
335
00:18:28,818 --> 00:18:32,126
to not get confrontational.
336
00:18:34,606 --> 00:18:38,045
No, no.
337
00:18:38,175 --> 00:18:39,394
You're... you're not hearing me.
338
00:18:39,524 --> 00:18:43,528
I... I think
339
00:18:43,659 --> 00:18:45,617
your son might have
killed someone.
340
00:18:45,748 --> 00:18:48,316
What?
341
00:18:48,446 --> 00:18:49,708
I opened the trunk
to his car and...
342
00:18:53,451 --> 00:18:54,844
Wolfie!
343
00:18:54,975 --> 00:18:57,325
What did you do?
344
00:18:57,455 --> 00:18:59,196
I liked him.
345
00:18:59,327 --> 00:19:00,502
I liked him too.
346
00:19:00,632 --> 00:19:01,982
Then why did you do that?
347
00:19:02,112 --> 00:19:03,766
It's complicated.
348
00:19:03,897 --> 00:19:08,553
It is very, very naughty
and messy.
349
00:19:08,684 --> 00:19:11,078
This is on you.
350
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,558
You're digging this one
all by yourself.
351
00:19:13,689 --> 00:19:16,083
That's right, mister.
352
00:19:16,213 --> 00:19:17,519
Fine. I'll dig the hole.
353
00:19:17,649 --> 00:19:18,776
I don't care.
354
00:19:22,132 --> 00:19:25,788
What does this
remind you of, Mom?
355
00:19:25,919 --> 00:19:28,182
It's like Forrest and Bubba.
356
00:19:28,312 --> 00:19:30,271
"I gotta find Bubba."
357
00:19:34,928 --> 00:19:36,016
Maybe a little
help here, please?
358
00:19:36,146 --> 00:19:37,278
Nope.
359
00:19:46,591 --> 00:19:48,028
Thank you.
360
00:19:54,469 --> 00:19:55,687
Chop, chop.
361
00:20:12,052 --> 00:20:14,358
When did you dig this?
362
00:20:14,489 --> 00:20:17,927
Remember when I said I went
to the bathroom earlier?
363
00:20:18,058 --> 00:20:19,711
I didn't go to the bathroom.
364
00:20:21,713 --> 00:20:24,499
My naughty, naughty boy.
365
00:20:24,629 --> 00:20:25,697
You know...
366
00:20:31,636 --> 00:20:33,900
Look, in fairness,
367
00:20:34,030 --> 00:20:35,423
I didn't know jacks are kept
in the trunk.
368
00:20:35,553 --> 00:20:37,120
Like, you did all the car stuff.
369
00:20:37,251 --> 00:20:38,687
I didn't... you didn't
teach me any of that.
370
00:20:38,817 --> 00:20:40,123
And he was the one
who kept insisting
371
00:20:40,254 --> 00:20:42,165
to get in there in the first place. I wasn't
even planning on doing it this early.
372
00:20:42,185 --> 00:20:44,107
Yeah, but you didn't
have to give him the keys.
373
00:20:44,127 --> 00:20:45,346
You did not have to do that.
374
00:20:49,393 --> 00:20:50,612
You know what?
You're right.
375
00:20:50,742 --> 00:20:51,767
Thank you for that.
376
00:20:51,787 --> 00:20:54,877
I'm sorry.
377
00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:57,619
I just... I struggle
with the new men.
378
00:20:57,749 --> 00:20:58,794
I always have.
379
00:21:00,665 --> 00:21:01,666
Don't walk away.
380
00:21:01,797 --> 00:21:03,233
Where are you going?
381
00:21:03,364 --> 00:21:05,366
It's time to say goodbye
to my Albert.
382
00:21:10,675 --> 00:21:13,200
L'amour, l'amour.
383
00:21:24,776 --> 00:21:27,344
Do you remember when I was 10,
384
00:21:27,475 --> 00:21:29,259
and you were trying to get me
into that good school,
385
00:21:29,390 --> 00:21:30,913
and they didn't think
I was good enough?
386
00:21:31,044 --> 00:21:35,483
And you invited
that principal over.
387
00:21:35,613 --> 00:21:39,008
And you served him
lamb chops and red wine.
388
00:21:39,139 --> 00:21:40,879
And you told me to go outside
and play in the woods
389
00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:42,403
until you came and got me.
390
00:21:45,058 --> 00:21:48,104
I was naughty that night, Mama.
391
00:21:48,235 --> 00:21:51,064
I stayed on the porch.
392
00:21:51,194 --> 00:21:54,067
And I listened.
393
00:21:54,197 --> 00:21:57,287
I heard what you did
with that man.
394
00:21:57,418 --> 00:22:02,336
I heard his deep,
orgasmic grunting.
395
00:22:08,429 --> 00:22:11,127
I was just a poor Southern boy,
396
00:22:11,258 --> 00:22:14,261
braces on my legs
and a substandard IQ.
397
00:22:14,391 --> 00:22:15,871
Wolfie!
- What... what?
398
00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,568
You're doing it again.
399
00:22:17,699 --> 00:22:19,135
Doing what?
- You're misremembering.
400
00:22:19,266 --> 00:22:20,745
That's a scene
from "Forrest Gump."
401
00:22:20,876 --> 00:22:21,920
No, it's not.
402
00:22:25,663 --> 00:22:28,666
Right.
403
00:22:33,323 --> 00:22:34,759
Could it be both, though?
404
00:22:34,890 --> 00:22:37,545
Could it be
"Forrest Gump" and us?
405
00:22:37,675 --> 00:22:40,983
Honey.
406
00:22:41,114 --> 00:22:44,726
I'm sorry I never told you
about the breastfeeding.
407
00:22:44,856 --> 00:22:46,162
Okay?
408
00:22:46,293 --> 00:22:48,121
I knew how you felt
about my girls.
409
00:22:48,251 --> 00:22:50,036
I didn't want to break
your little heart.
410
00:22:58,914 --> 00:23:01,134
You think it's too late
for us, Mom?
411
00:23:01,264 --> 00:23:02,657
I don't know.
412
00:23:02,787 --> 00:23:04,615
We're pretty different
kind of people.
413
00:23:04,746 --> 00:23:06,443
We're never going to have
a normal life.
414
00:23:06,574 --> 00:23:09,446
No, not that. I mean...
415
00:23:14,147 --> 00:23:16,062
Do you think
it's too late for us?
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