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NARRATOR: In 1972, a crack commando unit
was sent to prison by a miIitary court...
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for a crime they didn't commit.
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These men promptIy escaped
from a maximum-security stockade...
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to the Los AngeIes underground.
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Today, stiII wanted by the government,
they survive as soIdiers of fortune.
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If you have a probIem,
if no one eIse can heIp...
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and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the A-Team.
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[Theme music]
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[Slow instrumental music]
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DAVEY: Hi.
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DAVEY: Here you go. Enjoy your lunch.
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[Suspenseful instrumental music]
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Hey!
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This ain't your car.
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[Car tyres screeching]
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[Sighs]
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Any trouble?
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Some jerk parking attendant
decided he'd play hero.
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You'd think it was his car.
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DlRKSEN: [On phone] Mr. FriendIy,
it just came in.
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FRlENDLY: All right, good.
Hold off on chopping it.
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l have a buyer in Vegas who's waiting.
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Now, there's an Alfa one of my sales people
sold off the lot last week.
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FRlENDLY: 316 South CabriIIo Drive.
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Tell Payne and Simms
l want it done by tomorrow night.
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l'm shipping out a load of parts
at the end of the week...
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and I want it chopped and ready to go.
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Right.
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Hey, Tony!
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[Friendly laughing nervously]
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[Victor reading aloud]
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VlCTOR: The bum thinks that if he burns me
they'll elect him mayor.
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l'm only gonna get one chance at this guy.
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Everything's got to be right.
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Cops will never be able to tell it apart
from the real thing.
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They better not. lt's my ticket in.
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You got two days.
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Hi, kid.
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DAVEY: Hannibal.
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DAVEY: Face, Murdock, B.A., what....
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Yeah, we heard about your trouble.
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Thought we'd look into it.
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l said, if you stole the car
you'd be on a bus on your way to Florida.
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DAVEY: Maybe l should be.
l don't have a job...
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l got the cops hanging all over me...
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and forget about getting a reference
from my last employer.
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Now, these guys...
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who took the car, are they the same ones
who stole the car before?
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Yeah, l think so.
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What was it you and Donny said, B.A.?
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About when l get out of the stir...
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how things were gonna turn around for me
if l worked hard at it.
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Yeah, well they sure did.
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Look, Davey, don't go around
feeling sorry for yourself.
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Your brother, Donny, believed in me
when l was a kid in trouble...
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and now l believe in you.
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HANNlBAL: B.A.'s right.
You got a bad break.
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We'll try and straighten it out.
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Now, are these guys pros?
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These guys had a lot of practice.
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Which means we're dealing
with a professional operation here.
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l don't know, Hannibal.
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You know, we're supposed to be
in Jidda, Saudi Arabia.
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The prince is real anxious to get back
those two wives of his...
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that were kidnapped by the Bedouin sheik.
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Also, he's wiring to our account
one million riyals.
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-That's nice.
-lsn't it?
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Hey, man, l don't want no riyals or reyals,
whatever it is.
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l want cash money.
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Which, at the current rate of exchange...
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comes to $430,000, thank you very much.
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Right. So we still have five days.
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63.2, Colonel.
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This is Murdock's gardening therapy.
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He's getting back to his roots, so to speak.
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Daddy Murdock is here...
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with his magic growing powder...
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and he's gonna make you grow up
to be big and strong for....
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Grow, B.A., grow.
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l don't need to grow, fool.
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Face.
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Get hold of Tawnia.
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See what she's got
on current auto theft rings.
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Right, l'm on my way.
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Davey.
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Congratulations, kid.
You just hired the A-Team.
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HANNlBAL: According to information
Tawnia gave us...
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there were nine car thefts
in the last three months...
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that could be our guys.
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AII of them expensive cars
ripped off restaurant parking Iots.
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l marked down the locations. lnteresting?
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FACE: Very.
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B.A., would you mind
turning down the heat a little?
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The little guy's leaves
are beginning to sweat.
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Murdock, put the plant to bed.
We've got work to do.
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You got a plan, Hannibal?
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Yeah, we're gonna cover the perimeter
that these guys hit.
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Hannibal, that's an awful lot of territory.
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Well, not if you've got the right bait.
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Oh, no. Come on.
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You can't do this to me, Hannibal.
Not my Corvette.
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I just got it Simonised and tuned.
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Well, l'll tell you,
if we had another great-looking car...
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but we don't.
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These guys are probably working
for a chop shop.
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You know what they'll do to my car?
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I'II be Iooking for my fender in Detroit...
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while some guy's buying my carburettor
off a shelf in Kansas City.
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Kansas City.
l don't think l ever been to Kansas City.
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l'll park it myself.
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Thanks.
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[Keys rattling]
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You're doing it again, Face.
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Didn't Hannibal say to leave your keys
in the ignition?
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lt's one thing to park out here in Siberia,
but to leave the keys?
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Try not to think about it.
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-Enjoy lunch.
-Enjoy lunch.
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l'm glad when we get lucky, man.
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l'm tired of riding around
looking at restaurants.
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Patience, B.A.
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Everything comes to those who wait.
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[Car engine starting]
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Face, if you're gonna jump
every time you hear an engine...
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you're gonna turn into a nervous wreck.
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You're right.
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And if l eat in any more restaurants,
l'm gonna lose my figure.
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This is the sixth lunch
l've had in the last two days.
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HANNlBAL: Looks like we might get lucky.
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HANNlBAL: lt's going down. Let's go.
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[Upbeat instrumental music]
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Going somewhere?
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Now, would you mind telling us
what you're gonna do with that car?
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Hey, you know something? Wrong car.
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That's my car.
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[Car tyres screeching]
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Hey, man, he's taking my van!
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MURDOCK: B.A., will you stop acting
like a crybaby?
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Wait a minute.
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[Car tires screeching]
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The little guy's in the van.
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MURDOCK: They've got my plant!
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He's been plantnapped.
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They'll probably cut off a leaf
and send it to me to prove they've got him.
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Hannibal, we got to do something!
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What happened?
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-Two guys. They took it.
-Thank heavens!
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They took my Vette?
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-No, the van!
-They took the van and the Vette?
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They took the van and not the Vette.
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Hannibal and B.A. got in the Vette
to go after the van.
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And they took my plant.
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[Upbeat instrumental music]
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l'm gonna get them. They got my van.
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lf l don't get my ride back,
l'm gonna be talking to you.
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Relax, B.A.
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You think l'd let anything happen
to your van?
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[Upbeat instrumental music continues]
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Don't worry, B.A. We'll get them.
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B.A.: Man, l can't believe this is happening.
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Nobody messes with my ride.
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This wouldn't have happened
if not for your so-called fast car...
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that can't catch nothing
when the chips are down.
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All it is, is just a piece of junk
you use to pick up the girls.
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What do you want, B.A.?
The tyre was shot out.
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l want my van!
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Come on! Admit it.
You just don't like my car.
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B.A.: You're right. l admit it.
l don't like your car.
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B.A.: And l ain't too crazy about you, either.
FACE: Yeah?
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MURDOCK: Typical 20th-Century
unenlightened male conflict.
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Both of you fighting over
an inanimate object.
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What's this crazy man talking about now?
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B.A., somewhere out in this
inhospitable, polarised world...
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a little plant is shrieking for help.
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lt's withering in the heat, alone.
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lf we want the van or the plant,
we better get moving.
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DAVEY: You're right, Hannibal.
Chop shops don't waste any time.
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l've seen cars hacked to pieces
in 20 minutes. Ruined.
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What happens to what's left inside....
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Never mind, l can't bear to hear it.
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They're put into the oven.
Cooked alive, like little pork chops...
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until they turn into tumbleweeds,
then they roll away.
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Where's the local chop operation
around here?
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You used to boost cars.
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HANNlBAL: Who's plugged in?
DAVEY: l'll tell you.
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l don't even know if this guy's
around anymore, but if he is...
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Tiny Roscoe has done business
with just about everybody.
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He used to run a cycle repair shop
over on Pico.
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He's a huge guy.
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Gentlemen, we're gonna see Tiny Roscoe.
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Who's Tiny Roscoe?
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[Metal clinking]
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-Who wants to know?
-Me, fool!
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Me, too, sucker!
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[Fast-paced instrumental music]
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[Groans]
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[Grunts]
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A little nocturnal auto supply, Tiny?
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Some people paid
some good money for this.
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Unless, of course...
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it came out of that chariot over there.
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Look, you didn't even tell me
what you want yet.
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MURDOCK: Answers.
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MURDOCK: We want answers!
For instance...
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how is it such a big guy is called Tiny?
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Answer that one, blimp-face.
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l don't know nothing.
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Yes, you do.
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Who specialises in ripping off
expensive cars from restaurant parking lots?
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l don't know, man.
lt's not my kind of action.
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B.A., would you give me a hand here?
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[Tiny groaning]
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Now.
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Unless you see some future
for yourself in being an omelette...
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l suggest you speak up.
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You're talking about major league stuff here.
l don't handle anything that big.
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HANNlBAL: Who does?
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All right, look.
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lt's just a rumour, but it's a rumour
l heard a few times.
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Tell us. We're incurable gossips.
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Friendly.
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Sam Friendly.
lt sounds like his kind of chop operation.
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The guy plays both ends.
He brings in stolen cars from out of state...
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and then he sells them off his lot.
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Buy a car from Mr. Friendly,
drive it around for a couple of weeks...
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and then while you're taking
the little lady to lunch....
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He steals them back
and chops them up for auto parts.
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Kind of a circular poetry there.
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Man does like to milk the cow, Hannibal.
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lndeed.
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l don't care about no cow, Hannibal,
l want my van back.
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And Murdock wants his plant.
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-His what?
-Shut up!
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Thanks, B.A. Thanks a lot--
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Shut up, fool! Don't push your luck.
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B.A.: Come on, we got things to do.
We've got to get out of here!
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-You see, l told--
-He's gone bonkers, Hannibal.
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Personally, l think he's more concerned
about my plant than he's admitted.
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FACE: l don't think they're really gonna
chop your plant.
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l mean, what's to be gained, a salad?
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Of course, the van, that's another story.
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We could safely assume that pretty quick
it's gonna end up as a charm bracelet.
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Gonna break some bones, man.
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00:16:43,201 --> 00:16:45,692
-Somebody got to pay.
-That's Friendly.
244
00:16:45,786 --> 00:16:48,456
We'll go over to his place
and see what we can dig up.
245
00:16:48,539 --> 00:16:49,618
B.A.: All right, man.
246
00:16:49,707 --> 00:16:52,280
As long as l find them dudes
before they touch my ride.
247
00:16:52,460 --> 00:16:54,084
[Motor buzzing]
248
00:16:55,338 --> 00:16:56,583
[Dirksen exclaiming]
249
00:16:58,049 --> 00:16:59,377
[Motor buzzing stops]
250
00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:03,418
But Sam, if we do that,
all those other orders go into overtime.
251
00:17:03,513 --> 00:17:07,344
Everything is dropped
except the Victor job as of right now.
252
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:10,767
Security's gonna be extra tight
and the cops will check everything.
253
00:17:10,853 --> 00:17:13,938
The car has to be an exact duplicate,
you understand?
254
00:17:14,023 --> 00:17:16,016
Look, do l do good work or not?
255
00:17:24,575 --> 00:17:27,695
Leave it for later.
256
00:17:28,329 --> 00:17:30,487
We got to get that other job done first.
257
00:17:54,897 --> 00:17:58,977
FRlENDLY: What do you think you're doing
taking these people for a drive in my car?
258
00:17:59,068 --> 00:18:00,693
The Denvers? A lovely couple.
259
00:18:00,778 --> 00:18:02,854
Been married 40 years.
Only had one argument.
260
00:18:02,947 --> 00:18:05,070
FACE: lt was about meatloaf.
lsn't that something?
261
00:18:05,157 --> 00:18:08,858
[Stammering] Anyway, l just took them
for a spin in the chariot of their dreams.
262
00:18:08,953 --> 00:18:11,195
Sort of helped them
make up their mind, l think.
263
00:18:11,289 --> 00:18:14,455
Hey, Jack. Get this flake out of here.
264
00:18:15,626 --> 00:18:18,829
Wait a minute. Now, tossing out
the best salesman you ever had...
265
00:18:18,921 --> 00:18:20,878
before he gets a chance to close the deal.
266
00:18:20,965 --> 00:18:22,922
You must have money to burn, Mr. Friendly.
267
00:18:23,009 --> 00:18:24,088
ClNDY: Sam.
268
00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,795
Those folks are gonna take that sedan.
269
00:18:26,888 --> 00:18:29,011
Who do you want me to write this up for?
270
00:18:29,473 --> 00:18:31,300
Look, give me a week, huh?
271
00:18:31,392 --> 00:18:34,927
l'll be out selling every plaid coat
you got standing around on this lot.
272
00:18:35,104 --> 00:18:36,812
-A week?
-Right.
273
00:18:36,939 --> 00:18:40,106
You got a day, big shot. Coat not included.
274
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,108
Now l know why they call him Mr. Friendly.
275
00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:48,486
Thanks.
276
00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:52,199
[Cheerful instrumental music]
277
00:19:53,474 --> 00:19:54,672
What do you think?
278
00:20:25,298 --> 00:20:26,875
HANNlBAL: l won't be long.
279
00:20:27,174 --> 00:20:29,500
But do kill the pistons, would you?
280
00:20:29,594 --> 00:20:31,919
Keep your eyes peeled. l need my van.
281
00:20:39,103 --> 00:20:40,977
See anything you like?
282
00:20:41,105 --> 00:20:43,643
Hannibal, this is disgusting.
Me selling used cars.
283
00:20:43,733 --> 00:20:46,983
You know what that does to the
self-esteem of an artist like myself?
284
00:20:47,069 --> 00:20:49,774
Poor chap. Sales not going well?
285
00:20:49,864 --> 00:20:53,197
Not going well? l had to slow down
so half the stiffs around here...
286
00:20:53,284 --> 00:20:55,609
don't think my customers are setups.
287
00:20:55,953 --> 00:20:58,195
By the way,
Roscoe was right about FriendIy.
288
00:20:58,289 --> 00:21:00,958
Half the cars around here
don't have papers on them.
289
00:21:01,918 --> 00:21:03,246
[ln British accent] l need...
290
00:21:04,378 --> 00:21:06,620
a dozen stretch limos.
291
00:21:07,089 --> 00:21:10,126
Six bIack, six siIver.
292
00:21:10,468 --> 00:21:13,089
Loaded. As you Americans wouId caII...
293
00:21:13,262 --> 00:21:15,836
wall-to-wall, bossa nova.
294
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:18,133
A dozen stretch limousines?
295
00:21:18,434 --> 00:21:19,513
Yes.
296
00:21:19,769 --> 00:21:23,469
You see, l'm promoting this rock concert
at the stadium on Tuesday.
297
00:21:23,564 --> 00:21:26,234
Heavy metal, light metal, every metal.
298
00:21:26,567 --> 00:21:28,939
l don't see anything, though.
299
00:21:29,654 --> 00:21:31,979
l do hope you chaps can help me.
300
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:34,363
l mean, this concert...
301
00:21:34,659 --> 00:21:38,241
is going to be a gigantic happening!
302
00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:40,574
You understand?
303
00:21:40,665 --> 00:21:43,072
We like to think we can handle any order.
304
00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:45,705
-Sam Friendly.
-Call me Johnny B.
305
00:21:46,379 --> 00:21:48,870
l do hope you can help me, dear boy.
306
00:21:49,298 --> 00:21:50,757
l haven't got all day.
307
00:21:50,841 --> 00:21:53,379
Just cut a master disc.
308
00:21:54,512 --> 00:21:57,003
Extremely valuable, you understand?
309
00:21:57,473 --> 00:22:01,423
As a matter of fact, perhaps we could
tuck it in your safe while we ink the pact.
310
00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:05,647
As you probably know,
piracy is killing business.
311
00:22:05,857 --> 00:22:09,688
You do hear Cashbox and Billboard
out here, don't you?
312
00:22:10,486 --> 00:22:12,395
Mr. Peck, you know where the safe is.
313
00:22:13,322 --> 00:22:14,698
Be careful.
314
00:22:17,451 --> 00:22:21,532
Now, Johnny B. What l don't have
on my lot here...
315
00:22:21,664 --> 00:22:22,992
l can always get.
316
00:22:23,541 --> 00:22:25,664
HANNlBAL: Good.
FRlENDLY: lt may take a few weeks...
317
00:22:25,751 --> 00:22:27,625
but l don't see any problems getting them.
318
00:22:27,712 --> 00:22:28,910
Excellent.
319
00:22:29,297 --> 00:22:32,381
Shall we say $50,000?
320
00:22:32,967 --> 00:22:34,758
HANNlBAL: As a deposit, dear boy.
321
00:22:35,469 --> 00:22:36,928
As a deposit.
322
00:22:37,180 --> 00:22:38,424
Perfect.
323
00:22:43,311 --> 00:22:45,932
FACE: Johnny B. is ready
for his attach� case.
324
00:22:46,022 --> 00:22:47,101
Sure.
325
00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:08,703
FACE: Thanks.
ClNDY: My pleasure.
326
00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:24,095
FACE: Here you go, Johnny.
327
00:23:25,561 --> 00:23:26,842
Thank you, dear boy.
328
00:23:26,938 --> 00:23:28,515
lt's been a real pleasure, sir.
329
00:23:28,606 --> 00:23:29,769
Sammy.
330
00:23:31,067 --> 00:23:33,273
l shall call you in two days.
331
00:23:34,654 --> 00:23:36,942
And do get in touch with my secretary.
332
00:23:37,031 --> 00:23:39,439
l'll leave half a dozen tickets...
333
00:23:39,617 --> 00:23:41,775
for backstage at the concert.
334
00:23:41,869 --> 00:23:43,447
Just tell her...
335
00:23:44,247 --> 00:23:46,702
Johnny B. said it was okay...
336
00:23:47,124 --> 00:23:50,078
and doors will open. You know what l mean.
337
00:24:01,055 --> 00:24:02,218
Well?
338
00:24:02,723 --> 00:24:03,803
No van.
339
00:24:03,891 --> 00:24:07,141
Step on it.
Face wiII caII us as soon as he gets off.
340
00:24:08,271 --> 00:24:12,055
You know, B.A.,
your gold looks really good on me.
341
00:24:12,149 --> 00:24:13,229
No, it don't.
342
00:24:25,329 --> 00:24:28,366
Man, l never thought l'd get a coffee break.
Did you get it?
343
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:32,001
HANNlBAL: Play it at a slow speed, Face.
You'll hear the tumblers.
344
00:24:32,962 --> 00:24:34,373
Can you do it later?
345
00:24:34,463 --> 00:24:35,874
Yeah, l'm working late.
346
00:24:37,216 --> 00:24:39,125
FACE: How you doing, big guy?
347
00:24:41,929 --> 00:24:44,551
We should have taken that job
in Saudi Arabia.
348
00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:46,799
Then all we'd have to worry about
are camels.
349
00:24:46,893 --> 00:24:48,091
[B.A. growling]
350
00:24:53,357 --> 00:24:54,638
-Cindy, hi.
-Hi.
351
00:24:54,734 --> 00:24:57,770
l have a copy of a loan agreement
l'd like you to put on file.
352
00:24:57,862 --> 00:24:59,653
Oh, sure. Just leave it on my desk.
353
00:24:59,739 --> 00:25:00,937
Thanks.
354
00:25:24,013 --> 00:25:25,756
[Clicking on tape]
355
00:25:29,018 --> 00:25:30,216
FACE: Five...
356
00:25:37,485 --> 00:25:38,730
eight...
357
00:25:42,448 --> 00:25:43,646
three.
358
00:26:17,024 --> 00:26:18,222
l hope you don't mind.
359
00:26:18,317 --> 00:26:21,484
l was just looking at the cars
in the photograph.
360
00:26:22,405 --> 00:26:25,856
ClNDY: Yeah, well, Mr. Friendly
likes expensive cars.
361
00:26:31,163 --> 00:26:34,248
l've been wanting to do that
from the moment l first met you.
362
00:26:34,500 --> 00:26:36,457
Looks like we've got a lot in common.
363
00:26:36,544 --> 00:26:38,204
-Really?
-Pumpkin.
364
00:26:50,349 --> 00:26:52,389
Did you get what you were looking for?
365
00:26:53,644 --> 00:26:55,518
l know what you're thinking.
366
00:26:55,605 --> 00:26:58,309
Look, l can explain everything. See it's....
367
00:26:58,399 --> 00:27:02,397
lt's one of those foolish,
crazy things you always read about.
368
00:27:02,904 --> 00:27:04,314
Take him out back.
369
00:27:04,488 --> 00:27:06,066
[Face exclaims]
370
00:27:10,828 --> 00:27:12,951
My chiropractor is gonna love this.
371
00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:17,368
Want to tell me why l find you
in my office with my lady...
372
00:27:17,460 --> 00:27:18,835
in under 10 words?
373
00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:22,123
Your lady? Cindy's your lady?
Hey, l didn't know.
374
00:27:22,215 --> 00:27:24,836
You know what l do with guys
l find messing with Cindy?
375
00:27:24,926 --> 00:27:27,002
Believe me, if l knew Cindy was your lady...
376
00:27:27,094 --> 00:27:28,719
l never would've even looked at her.
377
00:27:28,804 --> 00:27:32,173
The last thing l want is to get caught
messing with the boss's girl.
378
00:27:33,601 --> 00:27:34,716
Oh, no.
379
00:27:34,810 --> 00:27:38,678
You wouldn't want to put your best
salesman in the hospital, would you?
380
00:27:41,859 --> 00:27:44,066
[Slow instrumental music]
381
00:27:56,541 --> 00:27:57,655
FRlENDLY: Yeah?
382
00:28:00,753 --> 00:28:03,244
-Problem?
-Well, l don't know. lt could be.
383
00:28:03,756 --> 00:28:06,425
He says his daughter's been
begging him for a Porsche.
384
00:28:06,509 --> 00:28:09,878
Brand new, all the extras,
including a vanity mirror.
385
00:28:10,263 --> 00:28:11,425
[Laughing] The kid's serious.
386
00:28:11,514 --> 00:28:13,672
On top of 1 2 limos,
he wants a Porsche now?
387
00:28:13,766 --> 00:28:14,797
[Friendly laughing]
388
00:28:14,892 --> 00:28:16,007
FRlENDLY: lncredible.
389
00:28:16,102 --> 00:28:18,225
This guy's a walking Christmas morning.
390
00:28:20,815 --> 00:28:22,095
[Clears throat]
391
00:28:23,734 --> 00:28:26,854
Hey, talk about luck, huh?
392
00:28:27,154 --> 00:28:29,610
This guy's gonna make our year
in a single day.
393
00:28:30,241 --> 00:28:33,740
You tell him his troubles are over.
We'll have it for him...
394
00:28:33,828 --> 00:28:35,702
quicker than he can say speed trap.
395
00:28:36,622 --> 00:28:38,781
Speed trap. Right.
396
00:28:46,424 --> 00:28:48,749
-See anything?
-No.
397
00:28:48,843 --> 00:28:51,713
All l see is a crazy man
asking me a stupid question.
398
00:28:52,972 --> 00:28:54,597
l know you're upset, B.A.
399
00:28:54,891 --> 00:28:58,805
l mean, it's especially understandable
to someone like me who's experiencing...
400
00:28:58,895 --> 00:29:00,472
his own personal...
401
00:29:00,563 --> 00:29:02,520
sorrow and despair...
402
00:29:02,857 --> 00:29:05,229
but check it out, man.
403
00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:07,567
Best way to deal with this...
404
00:29:07,653 --> 00:29:12,114
is not to think of the source of pain as such.
405
00:29:12,325 --> 00:29:14,780
Just clear it out of your mind, totally.
406
00:29:14,869 --> 00:29:19,080
Just like one of them little fizzies that you
drop in a glass of water, you know?
407
00:29:19,165 --> 00:29:21,738
Want a bite? Chopped liver.
408
00:29:24,962 --> 00:29:28,378
lt's beautiful, Face, the way you
Photostatted old Sam's schedule...
409
00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:29,960
before we got there in the limo.
410
00:29:30,051 --> 00:29:33,052
Well, thanks, Hannibal. l do my best.
411
00:29:33,846 --> 00:29:36,717
HANNlBAL: How come he punched you
in the eye but he didn't fire you?
412
00:29:36,807 --> 00:29:40,675
He may be mad but he's not stupid.
l sell a lot of cars.
413
00:29:41,562 --> 00:29:45,227
According to this schedule,
there should be a truck arriving any minute.
414
00:29:46,192 --> 00:29:49,228
-Full of hot cars.
-l'm gonna enjoy this one.
415
00:29:49,403 --> 00:29:51,894
[Suspenseful instrumental music]
416
00:29:54,408 --> 00:29:56,282
B.A.: The trucks are coming.
417
00:30:04,085 --> 00:30:05,876
[Car engine starts]
418
00:30:50,089 --> 00:30:52,331
Now, climb down nice and easy.
419
00:30:56,554 --> 00:30:59,223
Probably doesn't even have a permit, right?
420
00:30:59,307 --> 00:31:01,762
l want you to give your boss,
Friendly a message.
421
00:31:01,893 --> 00:31:04,134
Tell him he ran into mechanical difficulty.
422
00:31:05,104 --> 00:31:09,316
l suggest he retires
and watch out for guys like us.
423
00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:11,895
Let's go, Murdock.
424
00:31:31,714 --> 00:31:34,501
Nobody muscles my action and rips me off.
425
00:31:34,884 --> 00:31:36,129
Listen...
426
00:31:36,552 --> 00:31:40,336
l want those jokers found
and put on ice permanently.
427
00:31:40,431 --> 00:31:42,839
And don't stop working on that project.
428
00:31:42,934 --> 00:31:45,804
Your deadline
is in a couple of hours, Dirksen.
429
00:31:46,896 --> 00:31:49,731
Mr. Friendly,
Johnny B.'s here for his Porsche.
430
00:31:49,815 --> 00:31:51,607
lt ain't here. Tell him it ain't here.
431
00:31:51,692 --> 00:31:52,807
But he's gonna--
432
00:31:52,902 --> 00:31:55,310
What do you want me to do, give birth to it?
433
00:31:55,404 --> 00:31:56,649
lt's not here!
434
00:31:56,739 --> 00:31:59,491
FACE: Yeah, but l'll tell you--
FRlENDLY: Now, listen.
435
00:31:59,659 --> 00:32:02,410
You're such a terrific salesman
and everything.
436
00:32:02,495 --> 00:32:04,618
You want a promotion? You want a raise?
437
00:32:04,705 --> 00:32:06,864
You go out there and you get him to wait.
438
00:32:06,958 --> 00:32:08,286
But....
439
00:32:19,303 --> 00:32:22,388
l'm real sorry.
lt's gonna take another couple of days.
440
00:32:22,473 --> 00:32:24,881
HANNlBAL: No Porsche, no deal.
441
00:32:29,689 --> 00:32:30,934
Got a problem.
442
00:32:32,024 --> 00:32:33,816
Johnny says this junks the deal.
443
00:32:33,901 --> 00:32:36,357
FACE: lf he doesn't get a Porsche
by this afternoon.
444
00:32:36,445 --> 00:32:38,319
l got those cars on order already.
445
00:32:38,406 --> 00:32:40,149
Believe me, l really feel bad for you.
446
00:32:40,241 --> 00:32:42,447
But the guy kept staring at me
through those...
447
00:32:42,535 --> 00:32:44,824
jazzy music business
sunglasses, you know?
448
00:32:44,912 --> 00:32:49,076
FACE: Kept telling me that he places a lot of
value on a man being as good as his word.
449
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:52,333
FACE: Now, frankly, l really don't think
there's much l can do.
450
00:32:52,420 --> 00:32:54,827
All right, just wait here for me.
451
00:33:01,762 --> 00:33:05,297
DlRKSEN: Yeah, it's here, Sam,
but you're making a mistake.
452
00:33:06,267 --> 00:33:09,019
DlRKSEN: lt just got off the street
three, four days ago.
453
00:33:09,103 --> 00:33:12,187
FRlENDLY: I know where it's been, jerk.
Is it road-ready?
454
00:33:14,192 --> 00:33:16,065
Yeah. Nothing wrong with it.
455
00:33:16,152 --> 00:33:18,643
Good. Get it ready, polish it.
456
00:33:18,821 --> 00:33:21,490
FRlENDLY: MuffIe the noises,
gIue it together, the whoIe mess.
457
00:33:21,574 --> 00:33:24,409
CoupIe of days we can pick it up
and fence it out of town.
458
00:33:24,493 --> 00:33:25,952
DlRKSEN: Your baII game, Sammy.
459
00:33:26,037 --> 00:33:27,579
Thank you and hey...
460
00:33:28,122 --> 00:33:32,334
call me that name again and l'll cut
your face off and sew it on upside down.
461
00:33:41,761 --> 00:33:43,385
[Tapping on car door]
462
00:33:44,931 --> 00:33:46,840
FRlENDLY: Hey, Johnny B.
463
00:33:46,974 --> 00:33:50,557
Listen, l'm really sorry
about this misunderstanding.
464
00:33:50,645 --> 00:33:53,562
We've got your car.
lt's gonna be here in just a little bit.
465
00:33:53,648 --> 00:33:55,142
How about this?
466
00:33:55,441 --> 00:33:56,770
Listen....
467
00:33:58,277 --> 00:34:00,270
l hate guys that punch me in the eye.
468
00:34:00,363 --> 00:34:02,651
You're gonna take us
to see your friend Dirksen.
469
00:34:02,740 --> 00:34:06,323
HANNlBAL: And off the subject, you really
ought to change your name. Friendly?
470
00:34:06,410 --> 00:34:07,988
l mean, that's ridiculous.
471
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,319
Get in.
472
00:34:12,542 --> 00:34:14,949
FRlENDLY: All right.
How'd you guys know about Dirksen?
473
00:34:16,504 --> 00:34:19,209
We got him, B.A.
We'll be right there to pick you up.
474
00:34:19,382 --> 00:34:21,873
B.A.: Move it, fooI! I want my van back.
475
00:34:25,721 --> 00:34:28,094
[Upbeat instrumental music]
476
00:34:58,170 --> 00:35:01,255
Mr. Friendly, l've decided
to give you my notice.
477
00:35:02,550 --> 00:35:03,712
You know how it is.
478
00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:06,636
l just feel we haven't been
getting along very well lately.
479
00:35:14,020 --> 00:35:16,059
Okay, Murdock's in place to cover us.
480
00:35:17,523 --> 00:35:18,934
We're ready.
481
00:35:26,949 --> 00:35:28,443
Let him through.
482
00:35:42,131 --> 00:35:43,246
FACE: Move!
483
00:35:46,469 --> 00:35:48,129
HANNlBAL: All right, boys.
484
00:35:49,639 --> 00:35:51,299
Your chopping days are over.
485
00:36:03,486 --> 00:36:05,395
B.A.: You're a very lucky man.
486
00:36:05,488 --> 00:36:07,527
l could have been real mad.
487
00:36:07,615 --> 00:36:09,489
Really mad. But...
488
00:36:10,952 --> 00:36:13,953
as it stands, l'm in a pretty good mood.
489
00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,033
[Friendly grunts]
490
00:36:19,043 --> 00:36:20,288
VlCTOR: Drop the pieces!
491
00:36:22,046 --> 00:36:23,161
FACE: Oh, boy.
492
00:36:23,256 --> 00:36:26,007
Wish l was sunning
on the banks of the Nile right now.
493
00:36:26,509 --> 00:36:30,293
These clowns thought they could
muscle into our operation, Mr. V.
494
00:36:30,388 --> 00:36:33,258
Ripped off today's shipment
and tried to close us down.
495
00:36:33,349 --> 00:36:36,220
And it looks like they were doing
a pretty good job of it.
496
00:36:36,519 --> 00:36:38,808
What about our other project? Any trouble?
497
00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:40,059
HANNlBAL: Mr. V.
498
00:36:41,399 --> 00:36:43,023
Mr. Tony Victor.
499
00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:47,402
Up for a grand jury inquiry
pretty soon, huh?
500
00:36:47,905 --> 00:36:49,020
Tax evasion?
501
00:36:49,740 --> 00:36:51,069
You know.
502
00:36:51,284 --> 00:36:53,822
That's way big Al got it, Tony baby.
503
00:36:58,499 --> 00:37:00,492
VlCTOR: You got quite a mouth, pal.
504
00:37:00,585 --> 00:37:02,957
Maybe l ought to do something about that.
505
00:37:03,296 --> 00:37:04,838
l owe these guys.
506
00:37:05,172 --> 00:37:07,628
VlCTOR: Yeah, sure. Why not.
507
00:37:09,927 --> 00:37:11,801
Retire them with flowers.
508
00:37:12,471 --> 00:37:14,547
Okay, put on the uniforms.
509
00:37:14,974 --> 00:37:17,132
[Tense instrumental music]
510
00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:20,300
Flowers.
511
00:37:24,192 --> 00:37:26,398
MURDOCK: l don't know
what my wife did to it.
512
00:37:26,485 --> 00:37:29,937
MURDOCK: l don't know nothing about cars.
l sure am glad you came for it.
513
00:37:30,031 --> 00:37:33,696
MURDOCK: Boy, l'm just a dummy
when it comes to mechanics.
514
00:37:36,162 --> 00:37:38,997
MURDOCK: Whatever you can do,
l'd be real grateful.
515
00:37:39,415 --> 00:37:41,075
[Engine revving]
516
00:37:41,667 --> 00:37:44,158
Check that oil while you're at it.
517
00:37:46,505 --> 00:37:47,834
[Rifle clicking]
518
00:37:48,716 --> 00:37:50,709
l don't like being late for funerals.
519
00:37:51,219 --> 00:37:52,547
We don't have much time.
520
00:37:54,931 --> 00:37:57,338
[Suspenseful instrumental music]
521
00:38:01,854 --> 00:38:03,183
[Car engine starting]
522
00:38:08,236 --> 00:38:09,481
Okay.
523
00:38:09,779 --> 00:38:13,195
You guys wanted to see
my other operation so bad.
524
00:38:14,367 --> 00:38:15,825
We're gonna show you.
525
00:38:19,997 --> 00:38:22,204
[Slow instrumental music]
526
00:38:28,214 --> 00:38:30,503
All right, hold it right there.
527
00:38:31,133 --> 00:38:33,755
FRlENDLY: Now, before we drop
your blood pressure, boys...
528
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:36,762
l want to know who you work for
and why you're here.
529
00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:40,382
lf you want us to tell you what you
need to know before you bury us...
530
00:38:40,476 --> 00:38:42,718
you've been eating
too many nut rolls, fellow.
531
00:38:42,812 --> 00:38:45,219
You must be watching
too many old Cagney films.
532
00:38:45,314 --> 00:38:46,643
l said talk!
533
00:38:46,816 --> 00:38:48,144
Or what, you'll kill us?
534
00:38:50,570 --> 00:38:51,850
[Car horn honking]
535
00:38:52,989 --> 00:38:54,364
Tell them we're closed.
536
00:39:01,497 --> 00:39:03,406
[Car horn honking continues]
537
00:39:06,127 --> 00:39:07,502
DlRKSEN: We're closed, buddy.
538
00:39:07,587 --> 00:39:09,295
Oh, shoot!
539
00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:10,543
lsn't it the case, man?
540
00:39:10,631 --> 00:39:13,418
MURDOCK: Every time l want something
this place is closed.
541
00:39:13,509 --> 00:39:16,214
lt's enough to make a guy feel paranoid.
542
00:39:16,304 --> 00:39:18,759
[Dramatic instrumental music]
543
00:39:32,862 --> 00:39:36,397
All right, drop the hog irons, pilgrims.
544
00:39:37,450 --> 00:39:39,857
[Fast-paced instrumental music]
545
00:40:02,808 --> 00:40:04,552
Well, look what we've done.
546
00:40:04,644 --> 00:40:07,265
Look what we've done,
and look what l found.
547
00:40:09,482 --> 00:40:11,937
Now, where's my plant?
Has anybody seen my plant?
548
00:40:12,026 --> 00:40:14,647
Murdock, it's in the van, nice and safe.
549
00:40:14,737 --> 00:40:18,735
lt's a good thing. l don't know what
l'd have done if they hurt the little fellow.
550
00:40:21,661 --> 00:40:23,653
l'm gonna use your body as my car bumper.
551
00:40:23,746 --> 00:40:28,159
When l get finished with your boss,
Mr. Un-Friendly, l'm gonna take care of you.
552
00:40:29,085 --> 00:40:32,703
What we want to know is,
what is Tony Victor up to?
553
00:40:32,838 --> 00:40:35,127
-You talking about the gangster?
-Yeah.
554
00:40:35,508 --> 00:40:39,173
Him and two of his hoods dressed as cops
pulled out of here in a squad car.
555
00:40:39,262 --> 00:40:42,678
He said something about
not wanting to miss a funeral.
556
00:40:42,849 --> 00:40:46,052
The question is, whose funeral?
And why go as cops?
557
00:40:47,061 --> 00:40:50,015
Remember Tawnia telling us
that Judge Holloway died last week?
558
00:40:50,106 --> 00:40:52,941
That was the judge that was
sitting on Victor's grand jury.
559
00:40:53,025 --> 00:40:54,520
Holloway's funeral's today...
560
00:40:54,777 --> 00:40:58,561
and the DA who's coming hard
down on Victor is gonna be there.
561
00:40:58,656 --> 00:41:03,365
Victor's not crazy enough to try and take out
a DA at the judge's funeral.
562
00:41:03,661 --> 00:41:05,488
You're right, he's crazy enough.
563
00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:08,580
l think we better pay our respects
to the dearly departed...
564
00:41:08,666 --> 00:41:10,742
before there's a whole lot more of them.
565
00:41:12,753 --> 00:41:13,951
Face...
566
00:41:15,214 --> 00:41:17,041
look at that old hearse over there.
567
00:41:17,466 --> 00:41:21,250
What a great way for four wanted guys
to get into a funeraI fuII of cops.
568
00:41:21,888 --> 00:41:24,379
[Upbeat instrumental music]
569
00:41:47,788 --> 00:41:49,448
[Buzzing]
570
00:41:55,504 --> 00:41:57,248
[Drill whirring]
571
00:42:13,231 --> 00:42:15,022
[Motor whirring]
572
00:42:46,889 --> 00:42:48,549
Nice day for a funeral.
573
00:42:48,641 --> 00:42:51,512
Hey, l don't like cemeteries. lt's too quiet.
574
00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:53,144
lt won't be for long.
575
00:42:53,229 --> 00:42:56,479
Judge HoIIoway's services
shouId be up there, with that group.
576
00:42:56,566 --> 00:42:58,108
There they are.
577
00:43:03,447 --> 00:43:05,405
VlCTOR: lt's those guys at Dirksen's.
578
00:43:06,993 --> 00:43:09,662
[Tense instrumental music]
579
00:43:24,844 --> 00:43:26,883
[Police siren wailing]
580
00:43:43,696 --> 00:43:45,356
[Gunshots]
581
00:44:10,014 --> 00:44:12,256
[Upbeat instrumental music]
582
00:44:53,724 --> 00:44:55,682
[Police siren wailing]
583
00:44:58,437 --> 00:45:01,557
Colonel, we got company!
584
00:45:02,024 --> 00:45:03,898
FACE: Now, that's gratitude for you.
585
00:45:03,985 --> 00:45:05,894
HANNlBAL: Yeah, but it was
a terrific funeral.
586
00:45:26,007 --> 00:45:28,924
COP: Hey, what do you know,
we just nailed Tony Victor.
587
00:45:32,096 --> 00:45:33,721
DAVEY: Thank you, guys for helping me.
588
00:45:33,806 --> 00:45:35,051
HANNlBAL: lt was a pleasure.
589
00:45:35,141 --> 00:45:39,470
It makes my day when we put guys
Iike Tony V. and FriendIy in the sIammer.
590
00:45:39,770 --> 00:45:42,688
Yeah, l wouldn't want to buy
no used car from that fool.
591
00:45:42,773 --> 00:45:44,018
Now, you get it together.
592
00:45:44,108 --> 00:45:45,935
You don't have to worry about that, B.A.
593
00:45:46,027 --> 00:45:48,315
Looks like it's time to say our farewells.
594
00:45:52,533 --> 00:45:53,909
TAWNlA: Aren't you coming, B.A.?
595
00:45:53,993 --> 00:45:56,484
B.A.: Are you joking?
l don't say goodbye to no plants.
596
00:46:02,543 --> 00:46:05,544
Hannibal, we had such good times
together, you know?
597
00:46:06,797 --> 00:46:09,798
Captain, we all have to go out
on our own sometimes.
598
00:46:09,884 --> 00:46:11,426
l know.
599
00:46:11,552 --> 00:46:12,667
[Sniffs]
600
00:46:14,639 --> 00:46:16,964
The little guy's gonna be all right, Murdock.
601
00:46:17,058 --> 00:46:20,308
He's got plenty of fresh air,
sunshine, nice view.
602
00:46:20,811 --> 00:46:22,010
Thanks, Face.
603
00:46:23,648 --> 00:46:26,565
l'll stop by on my way home from work
and look in on him.
604
00:46:27,026 --> 00:46:28,651
Appreciate that.
605
00:46:30,738 --> 00:46:31,936
Well...
606
00:46:32,323 --> 00:46:33,901
l promise you...
607
00:46:34,367 --> 00:46:36,276
l'll come back to see you every year.
608
00:46:36,369 --> 00:46:38,527
Don't you laugh at me now.
609
00:46:41,332 --> 00:46:45,626
We'll just sit out under that old warm sun,
you and me together and we'll, you know....
610
00:46:45,795 --> 00:46:47,455
WeII, you be good, now.
611
00:46:47,547 --> 00:46:52,007
And l want you to be nice
to dogs that pass by in the night, okay.
612
00:46:57,390 --> 00:46:59,963
[Sentimental instrumental music]
613
00:47:01,686 --> 00:47:02,931
MURDOCK: Hey, B.A...
614
00:47:03,229 --> 00:47:06,479
don't you want to go
say goodbye to the little guy?
615
00:47:06,691 --> 00:47:08,648
l don't talk to no plants, sucker.
616
00:47:08,734 --> 00:47:10,644
But he's almost a member of the team.
617
00:47:10,736 --> 00:47:14,236
He used to watch over the van
when it was afraid and alone.
618
00:47:14,365 --> 00:47:17,200
Like l said, crazy man,
l don't talk to no plants.
619
00:47:17,493 --> 00:47:19,652
Can't you go over and say, see you?
620
00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:51,643
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