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I thought you were supposed to
be some kind of big weapons dealer.

Exploding supermarket.

Before his death,

your brother was
scheduled to drive

the stolen hardware
off the base.

You just hired the A-team.

Howdy Murdock Time.

We're in trouble now.

Where's help when we need it?

I'm impressed.

It's over, Smith.

He'll give us a minute
like he always does.

You've got 30 seconds
to give up your weapons

before we open fire.

I want 'em and I want
'em bad. Move out.

You know, if I get tired of Ozzie
and Murdock or I Love Murdock...

I'm warning you, sucker.

Anymore of this TV talk, I'll
snap off your rabbit ears for good.

Okay, B.A., it's show time.

Ever notice you run into
the nicest people in tanks?

In 1972, a crack commando unit

was sent to prison
by a military court

for a crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped
from a maximum security stockade

to the Los Angeles underground.

Today, still wanted
by the government,

they survive as
soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem,
if no one else can help,

and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire the A-Team.

I thought you were
supposed to be

a big, fancy, hotshot
weapons dealer.

What, you got some
kind of weird conscience?

Is that it?

Suit yourself, man.

Just as long as you can
get us enough weapons

to make the 6:00
news start at 5:00.

I have what you need, what
you do with them is your business.

I make no judgments. Yeah?

Where do you get them from?

You want them or don't you?

Well, you've got to understand
there are other sellers.

Not with what I've got.

You want the best, we
do my terms, my price.

When I'm ready.

You better start getting
your money together.

There are other buyers.

Sir.

I want out. I can't justify it

no matter how much
money's involved.

You want out?

I'll give you out.

Good morning.

Fraulein, you are
obscuring the configuration.

What?

You're blocking the bones.

Oh.

You know, my
brother used to draw.

Huh?

What was his name?

Paul.

Have you seen anyone
waiting around here?

No, no one.

Oh, I'm sorry I interrupted you.

I came here for help.

But I think someone's
playing games with me.

I love games.

Especially when I know

the cards everybody
else is holding.

Eyeball, this is Da Vinci. Any
loose Feds around out there?

Hello, hello, Wally?

This is the Murdock.

Gee. Uh, gee,

th-there's not a whole
lot going on out here.

Somebody who looked like Lumpy
just went by, but that's about all...

Give me this thing. All clear,
Hannibal. Nobody followed her.

But this here fool thinks
he's a 1950s TV star.

I'm gonna cancel
him out for good.

Just relax, B.A.,
and keep watch.

Yeah. As long as I
don't have to watch him.

Leave It to Murdock, fool.

What did all that mean?

It meant the A-Team just doesn't
meet a dish who's in the US Army

without knowing she
is who she says she is.

I'm Hannibal Smith.

And I'm Templeton Peck.

Everybody's got an angle
these days, know what I mean?

I'll watch the hallway.

We thought you were
okay after you talked

to the pretzel vendor
on Redondo Pier.

He told us about
your brother's murder.

You already know
about his murder?

You and the pretzel man
must have had a long talk.

We're close.

What else did he tell you?

There was some arms
trafficking on the US Army base

that you and your
brother were stationed at.

And that before his death,

your brother was
scheduled to drive

the stolen hardware
off the base.

Paul got scared.

He wanted out.

Great reason to
kill somebody, huh?

Just a crazy thing. I mean, I can't
even go to the base commander

because I don't
know if he's in on it.

That's why I came to you.

Do you know who actually
supervised the moving of the weapons?

Lt. Mason Harnett.

He works in the
base armory office.

The armory. Perfect.

He live on the base or off?

He's got a house off the base.

We'll run the address down.

Does that mean
you're gonna help me?

Lady,

a lot of people got some
funny ideas about us,

including the US Army.

But when some sleaze
like Harnett comes along

stealing Army weapons and
murdering people in the process,

we're as patriotic
as the Pentagon.

Consider yourself helped.

You just hired the A-Team.

Thank you.

I just love picking locks.

Eye-hand coordination, you know?

Invaluable tools.

Let's go.

B.A., check out the front.

Murdock, get the rest of the
house. Closets, drawers, everything.

Regular stationary store.
This ought to be easy.

Guys, is it just me or is
this an awfully nice house

for a lieutenant's salary?

Hey.

This guy's got another
house. At the beach.

Take a look at this.

Harnett hired a 10x15 space

at the U-Store-It-Warehouse
three days ago.

10x15. Plenty of room
for a lot of fire power. Huh?

Enough to do anything you want.

Colonel, something
you ought to hear.

We're buying, Harnett.

Call us tomorrow at noon.

Don't miss it.

It's the weapons, what
are we going to do?

Get there first.

Hi. We're here to take
a look at number 86.

Name's Harnett.

Thanks.

Come on, Face. What happened
to all that eye-hand coordination?

I'm concentrating.

Don't rush genius.

Right under the
freeway. Interesting, uh?

Voila.

Exploding supermarket.

This stuff's got to be worth
a fortune on the street.

I wonder who the customers are.

Somebody's on a shopping spree.

Well, Colonel, what now?

Now we're all going to get back

in the United States
Army uniforms.

Fixing to mess with the US Army.

We're in trouble now.

This makes no sense.

Why would Smith call me and tell me
the guns were here if he'd just taken them.

He'd be pointing
the finger at himself.

Didn't expect them to
be easy marks, did you?

If they didn't take
the guns, who did?

Oh, they took the
guns. But not to run 'em.

He wants to use 'em as
evidence against Harnett.

You see, right now, he believes
what you've told him, Corporal.

So he's fallen for the
trap we set for him.

He even told you he was coming

to the base to get
the goods on Harnett.

That means I've held
up my end of the deal

that you came to
me with, Colonel.

I've delivered the
A-Team to you.

Now you hold up your end.

We'll get Harnett for
murdering your brother.

Just as soon as I get
the A-Team behind bars.

Listen, Hannibal, there's about

100 reasons why I
hate this plan of yours.

But my biggest objection,

even bigger than my objection of
letting someone else drive my Vette,

my biggest objection is sending

the Golden Age
of Television here

to back up Tawnia
while she tries to scam

a piece of scuzzy
luggage like Harnett.

Thanks for your
support, O Facial one.

I... I think it'd be
wise to send someone

to back her up who
is a little more jelled.

You know, other
people have feelings.

And they hear
these snide retorts.

And sometimes they'd just
like to change your channel

and send that crumbola
attitude of yours

back to Mr. Rogers' neck of the
woods. You know what I mean?

Um, channel changer, Murdock?

Yeah, I mean,
it's usually for me.

You know, if I get tired
of Ozzie and Murdock

or I Love Murdock or...

I flip through the dial and
it's time for Bachelor Murdock

or Have Murdock - Will Travel.

Like this: "And now it's
time for the weather."

See what I mean?

I'm warning you, sucker.

Anymore of this TV talk, I'll
snap off your rabbit ears for good.

Take it easy, B.A. Get
that bug for Tawnia?

Now you have to
plant that on Harnett.

As soon as you can.

Murdock will be right
around the corner.

I can hear everything
over the receiver in the van.

If he tries anything,
I'm all over him.

I'll even make his
brown eyes blue.

Remember, Harnett's supposed
to make that call at noon.

You got to get that
bug on him before that.

And you got to get in close.

Don't worry, guys.

I'll have Harnett
broadcasting loud and clear.

Hannibal, this is the
craziest plan you ever had.

In case you forgot, the
U.S. Army's looking for us

and you're just
waving a red flag.

Yeah, just like a matador.

Help you, sirs?

Col. Harrison Smith.

Pentagon Inventory Section.

Yes, sir.

Well, gentlemen,

into battle.

He says it like it's a joke.

This ain't no joke, man.
This whole thing is crazy.

Hannibal, I can't believe I let you
talk me into coming on this base.

Better close the door, B.A.

Corporal Brown.

You're here?

Mmm. Trick or treat.

Corporal Brown, would you
mind showing us Harnett's office?

We're about to make him think the
Pentagon's giving him a dry shave.

Of course, Colonel, follow me.

Yeah, Harnett, you messed up.

You had visitors
at the warehouse.

We had to take the
stuff so we decided

to hang out at your beach house.

By the way, you're running
out of food down here.

Lt. Harnett?

Yes. I'm Lt. Parks.

This is Col. Harrison Swift.

Pentagon Inventory Section.

We've been sent here
to look through your files.

Sergeant Barker will
be examining them.

I believe, you know Corporal Brown
who has been asked to show us around.

Let's see the records.

Dismissed. Colonel?

Dismissed, Lieutenant.

Yes, sir.

Man seems to have
a problem, Hannibal.

They get like that
when they think

you've been reading their mail.

We're gonna lose him.

We got someone on him the
minute he goes out the gate.

Now, remember,

this whole bag of bulbs is like that
episode on Have Murdock - Will Travel

I was telling you about
where the bad guy

is galloping along on his horse.

And up rides this mystery chick

on a muscle bound palomino
called "Pucker-up-handsome."

Oh, yeah, I saw that, I think.

In fact, you were
real good in that one.

That's my cue.

Please don't lose me, Murdock.

Gotcha.

Harnett just left the base.

They're in his office.

Good.

I want all gates sealed.

And I want a quadrant of men
around the perimeter of this facility.

Over 70 square miles, Colonel.

Underestimating the
A-Team is exactly the mistake

that allows them to
escape over and over.

And we're not
making that mistake.

Decker.

You are not sending my command
any longer than necessary.

Now you call the
Pentagon anytime you like,

they will tell you to stay out of
my way. That's what you better do.

♪ I love Murdock
and he loves me ♪

♪ And we're as happy
as we can be ♪♪

♪♪

Now, I told you, Murdock,

you are not coming to the club

to meet Mr. Cesar Romero.

And that is the last word.

I'm telling you, Hannibal,
these books are very sloppy.

Harnett couldn't hide
it if he was swiping

typewriter ribbons,
much less weapons.

We're gonna deliver
him wrapped in a bow.

Hey, Hannibal, look.

How'd they know?

He was tipped.

Or it was a trap.

Or both.

Oh, boy, I hate
situations like this.

You go in trying to help mankind

and all of a sudden, you realize

you're adjusting your
halo in a two-way mirror.

Smith. This is Decker.

Lady, you are lucky
I have manners.

You wouldn't like to hear what
I say to people who lie to me.

It's over, Smith. You lost.

I was having such a nice day.

Don't worry, he'll give us a
minute like he always does.

You've got 30 seconds
to give up your weapons

before we open fire.

Got to give him
credit, he's learning.

There's the warehouse,
guys. Let’s see what's in it.

Hey, B.A., take a look at this.

Hannibal, what do you say we get
out of here, before Decker decides

to fly a B-52 over this place?

Good point.

Tear gas.

How convenient.

You guys grab anything you like,

but don't shoot the Army boys.

It's not their fault
they're there.

Corporal Brown, come with us.

Take cover.

Hold your fire. They've
got Corporal Brown.

I want 'em and I want
'em bad. Move out.

Now,

how big did you
say this base was?

75 square miles.

Well,

that's what I call
a real hideout.

Let's go, B.A.

I don't know, Hannibal.

Somehow I feel like we might
be sitting right on the bull's-eye.

Oh, relax, Face. The last
place they'd think to look

is the house that Decker
is staying in while he's here.

I mean, people often overlook
what's right under their nose.

Right, Charlotte?

You got something
to say, say it.

Okay, you ran us
into a buzz saw, why?

Decker promised if I delivered
you, he'd deliver Harnett.

And Harnett did really kill my
brother. That part was the truth.

You came down on
the wrong side, honey.

We could have
got Harnett for you.

You didn't have to side
up with a shark like Decker.

Are you guys kidding?

Playing holier-than-thou
after you ripped off the guns

from Harnett's warehouse?

The guns?

If we took the guns, why
would we come here?

We could have just split.

Lady, if we don't have
'em and you don't have 'em

and we know Decker wouldn't
steal them, who does that leave?

What did you find, Sergeant?

Gun collection in the den.
Big stereo, lots of records.

Hey, look at this:

Sounds of War.

Col. Decker, sir?

Telephone, sir.

Who is it?

He says his name is Col.
Smith. Says you know him.

Trace it. Yes, sir.

Decker here.

Hello, Decker, how's tricks?

Get smart, Smith.

You and your people
are at the bottom of a well.

The only way up is past me.

Anything you say, C.D.

But just thought
you'd ought to know

you're chasing the wrong guys.

Harnett's got the guns,
not us. You blew it, pal.

By the way, good
luck with the trace.

They're running the trace.

Dismissed.

If they don't get it,

I want a listing of every phone

in every building on this base.

You understand
me? Every building.

Yes, sir. Dismissed.

Sure you don't want one?

I can't. I like to
drive, remember?

I didn't think you'd
be leaving so soon.

I didn't say I was.

Look, why don't you
make yourself comfortable?

I got a call to make.

Okay. Okay.

But I only have
so much patience.

Good.

I'll miss you.

We went to an Army base

and decided to
follow a soldier home

when he picked up a pretty girl.

Right now he has no idea

that we're playing a
harmless little joke.

And that our entire Candid Murdock
audience can hear every word.

Now, let's listen in
and have some real fun.

Yeah.

Shaw. It's Harnett.

Ah, Lieutenant, we were starting
to wonder when you would call.

You owe me money. $500,000.

You owe us, jerk. We saved you.

Those guys at that
warehouse were shooting back.

I mean, we could have been hurt.

You try and not pay me,
Shaw, and I'll blow your cover.

Listen, genius. What about you?

If you rang the bell,
they'd know you were

out in the halls
between classes, too.

And then you ain't no
"A" student no more.

Listen, nobody rips me off.

Especially some
two-bit like you.

Okay, say pretty please.

And then maybe you can come
on down and get your money.

Well,

I guess the laugh's on him, because
what Mr. Harnett doesn't realize

is that the Candid Murdock has
been recording the whole thing.

Boy, I sure as heck wouldn't
want to be in his Army boots.

What's wrong? Bad news?

Small business problem.

What say we just
kick back and relax?

What's that thing, honey?

Nice car, big flashy smile,

this little number tucked
in my collar. Hmm?

So, what are you?

Army Intelligence? CIA? What?

I don't know what you're
talking about, lover.

I'm just looking for some fun.

Lover, you made a big mistake.

You may as well talk now.

Hold it.

I think that it might help to
take the safety off this time.

Thank you, Tony Murdock.

Tony will be back later to
teach you how to play with guns.

First, I have an
important message.

You're in deeper than you know.

Oh, yeah?

I think we're doing real fine, especially
since I'm gonna lock you in a trunk

the size of your nose.

And then I'm
going to eat the key.

We got the whole thing
on tape, muchacho.

You were selling hardware you
never should have been selling

to guys with shifty nostrils.

We know they ripped you off at the
warehouse, too. We know everything.

You're facing a
pretty bleak future, pal.

Howdy, ma'am. Uh,
nothing to fret about here,

just a little civil
defense matter.

He has volunteered to be
"Citizen Victim for a Day"

and he's pretending
he has contracted

a highly contagious,
toxic, intergalactic virus.

We're carting him away to be
steamed, pressed and hot-waxed.

You registered to vote?

Only got 10 minutes. School 231

at the corner. Tell
them I sent you.

Circus is the
name. Eagle Street.

All right, Captain
Doo-Dah, you have a choice.

You can tell us where your
friend Shaw hid the goodies

or this gal and I'll
pretend it's our honeymoon

and we'll drag
you like a tin can.

Now start talking.

Got it.

Prepare to move out.

The trace came through.

They're hiding out
in the guesthouse

where I'm quartered
while I'm here.

Sounds like Smith's
sense of humor.

That guesthouse is
the pride of the base.

I'm not letting
anybody shoot it up.

Don't even think
about it, Decker.

Don't.

Prepare to move out.

Here they come.

Good.

I hate to be kept
waiting. You go with Face.

Okay, B.A., it's show time.

Smith. This is Decker.

I've given orders
to fire, Smith.

Quit while you're still alive.

He's always so pompous when
he thinks he's got us cornered.

Let's drop a little
ice down his pants.

Return fire. Return fire.

A tank. Really?

Really. Right over
here, I heard it roll up.

Face, my boy,

things are starting
to look really good.

Man, it's really going
to hit the fan now.

Flank groups
are in position, sir.

Go. Let's go.

♪♪

B.A.

Come on, Face. We got a tank.

Think you can
handle it, Sergeant?

Just leave the driving to me.

Empty?

The whole place was rigged,
sir. Like sprinklers on a timer.

We poured thousands of dollars

worth of ammunition
into this building,

destroyed this house on a joke.

A joke!

Get to the jeep. I want them.

Right on track, B.A.

Once we get past this bunch, it's
a clear run to the perimeter fence.

We're practically
in civvies already.

Aren't you getting ahead
of yourself. Hannibal?

That's not the Cub
Scouts out there.

You really get a kick
out of this, don't you?

Just fire the gun, Hannibal,
and get it over with.

We ain't got time for the jazz.

I ever tell you guys
about my childhood?

Hannibal, could we do the
retrospective some other time?

See, I was the kid who always
liked waiting on Christmas Eve

even more than I liked opening
the presents the next morning.

But the next morning
when I started ripping,

I started ripping.

The man's amazing,
you know that?

He never knows
when his tail's whipped.

Yeah, the man's as
crazy as you are, Hannibal.

Na. He just needs an aspirin.

They're gonna take a shot.

How to win friends

and influence people.

Colonel. Colonel, are you okay?

Burn some tread, B.A.

You act like you're
playing a game.

What else is there,
Corporal Brown?

Besides, I love it when
a plan comes together.

Vanman to Vetwoman.
Vanman to Vetwoman.

We're about five
miles from base.

Murdock, what if they've really been
caught this time and can't meet us?

Then I believe I'll have
a traumatic experience.

Ever notice you run into
the nicest people in tanks?

What are you so worried about?

When he gets there,
we cancel his warranty.

Nobody knows who's
got the guns. It's simple.

Oh, yeah, sure, simple. Fine.

Only, you're making
a mistake if you think

he's going to show
up here alone.

He ain't that stupid.

So? Got a suggestion?

We make like the
shadows at high noon.

We take the stuff and we vanish.

Sure hope Charlotte
will be all right.

I wasn't too crazy
about dropping her

and Harnett on
the road back there.

Don't worry about her, B.A.

She's got her brother's killer.

She's where she wants to be.

Now we gotta get
those weapons back

before the streets are on
fire in half a dozen cities.

We got to change clothes.

Know how to find that address?

I do.

I hang out at the
beach quite a bit.

I see.

We'll have to take these on the
first run and come back for the rest.

You stay here and make sure Harnett
doesn't show up and make trouble.

If he does, float
him away. Okay?

Sit tight, Tawnia.

Book him, Dan-O.

Back off!

Some people never learn.

♪ I'm Murdock the cat ♪

♪ The totally happening,
wonderful Malo Cat ♪♪

It was a good show,
B.A. Maybe my best.

Maybe your last.

These the only guys
in the van, Murdock?

Yes, sir, I checked for
invisibles, but they didn't have any.

Good. Now...

I have a feeling
that's Col. Decker.

We'll leave you guys to him.

Should be an interesting
conversation. You'll love him.

He's a real party
animal. Let's go.

Where are they?

What's it worth
to you, doughboy?

Maybe helping you
get off a little easier.

You shouldn't have said maybe.

That gave them the edge.

Well, we didn't get paid,

but we did manage
to frustrate Decker

which is almost as
good as money. Um,

how's the smoke back
there, ladies? Great?

Great.

Good.

I wish I could pay you more, but on
my salary, this is as far as I can go.

I misjudged you
people pretty badly.

Nobody can blame you for trying

to find your brother's murderer.

I for one am not gonna be
chintzy with the applause.

I'm impressed.

I know you are, Face.

You don't even know
what I'm talking about.

Sure I do.

You're impressed because we
managed to invade an US Army base,

drive their tanks around,
stay in the guesthouse,

and blow out of there
without a scratch.

Well, that's part of it.

Oh, I wasn't finished.

We also managed
to put away Harnett

and his two ugly
cousins Shaw and Noche.

And give Decker an
ulcer in the process.

Mmm, yeah, I think that about...

Good.

Just didn't want
to miss anything.

Hey, kids, do you
know what time it is?

Do ya? Do ya? Do ya? Do ya?

Hannibal, if that fool don't
stop that crazy TV talk,

I'm gonna knock him out
over the airways for real.

It's Howdy Murdock Time.

Gimme this thing.

Maybe our big buddy Mr. Baracus
would like to hear a song.

How about Frere...

Hey, Hannibal, this
thing's got a volume control.

Yeah, now we're talking.

Least some of us are.

That's more like it.