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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:04,220 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:29,180 --> 00:00:30,230 ROD: Tonight's stars, 3 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,150 Joe Flynn, 4 00:00:32,150 --> 00:00:34,070 Cameron Mitchell, 5 00:00:34,070 --> 00:00:35,230 Elsa Lanchester, 6 00:00:35,230 --> 00:00:37,150 Werner Klemperer, 7 00:00:37,150 --> 00:00:39,040 Pernell Roberts, 8 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,060 and Susan Oliver, 9 00:00:46,230 --> 00:00:48,010 Good evening, 10 00:00:48,010 --> 00:00:49,170 please come in, 11 00:00:52,070 --> 00:00:54,080 These little objet d'art 12 00:00:54,080 --> 00:00:56,000 that you see surrounding me, 13 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:59,140 you won't find in your average art museum, 14 00:00:59,140 --> 00:01:03,000 because these are unusual paintings and statuary 15 00:01:03,000 --> 00:01:05,060 that come to life or death, 16 00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:07,060 whatever the case may be, 17 00:01:07,060 --> 00:01:08,160 because this is 18 00:01:08,160 --> 00:01:10,180 the Night Gallery, 19 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:17,060 For the horticulturist amongst you, 20 00:01:17,060 --> 00:01:18,170 here's a dandy, 21 00:01:18,170 --> 00:01:20,050 a lady who plants things 22 00:01:20,050 --> 00:01:21,070 and then steps back 23 00:01:21,070 --> 00:01:22,180 and watches them grow, 24 00:01:22,180 --> 00:01:25,060 Roses, rhododendron, tulips, 25 00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:27,030 and things never before to be found 26 00:01:27,030 --> 00:01:29,060 coming out of the ground, 27 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:30,190 just put in, 28 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,000 The subject of this painting 29 00:01:32,000 --> 00:01:34,030 has "Green Fingers", 30 00:01:34,030 --> 00:01:37,010 ( music playing ) 31 00:01:51,070 --> 00:01:54,010 LYDIA: ( singing ) 32 00:02:00,040 --> 00:02:03,020 ( bird chirping ) 33 00:02:52,170 --> 00:02:54,220 That the woman? That old chick? 34 00:02:54,220 --> 00:02:57,040 Widow Bowen, 77 years old, 35 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,220 is in a $90-a-month endowment in Social Security, 36 00:02:59,220 --> 00:03:01,020 Go on, 37 00:03:01,020 --> 00:03:02,110 That's it, Mr, Saunders, 38 00:03:02,110 --> 00:03:03,140 I made her the standard offer, 39 00:03:03,140 --> 00:03:05,040 I jumped it twice, 40 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,040 What'd she say? 41 00:03:07,040 --> 00:03:09,210 She said her peonies were better this year 42 00:03:09,210 --> 00:03:11,080 - than ever, - John, 43 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:14,070 And she plan to put in tomatoes in April, 44 00:03:19,150 --> 00:03:21,120 What's she want? 45 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,140 Sir? 46 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:24,110 What is her price? 47 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:26,000 A crummy stone cottage 48 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:28,100 and a half acre of string beans, 49 00:03:28,100 --> 00:03:30,170 what is her price? 50 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:32,090 She doesn't have one, 51 00:03:32,090 --> 00:03:33,090 She won't sell, 52 00:03:33,090 --> 00:03:34,220 She'll sell, 53 00:03:34,220 --> 00:03:36,100 We're just up against a New England biddy 54 00:03:36,100 --> 00:03:38,020 with a little horse-trader in her, 55 00:03:38,020 --> 00:03:39,200 You obviously walked through that door 56 00:03:39,200 --> 00:03:42,020 with your whole hand showing and your tongue out, 57 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:44,070 so she can afford to be tough, 58 00:03:44,070 --> 00:03:47,010 Mr, Saunders, I went in there with your offer, 59 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:49,000 And in each hip pocket, I had your second offer 60 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,080 and your final offer, respectively, 61 00:03:51,080 --> 00:03:53,100 She gave me a cup of tea, a wafer, 62 00:03:53,100 --> 00:03:56,000 and we talked gardening for an hour and a half, 63 00:03:56,000 --> 00:03:57,060 She's not about to sell it 64 00:03:57,060 --> 00:03:59,030 to you or anyone else, 65 00:04:01,080 --> 00:04:03,000 We'll see, 66 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:19,220 - Uh, Mrs, Bowen? - Oh, 67 00:04:19,220 --> 00:04:21,020 Oh, 68 00:04:21,020 --> 00:04:23,020 Yes, I'm Mrs, Bowen, 69 00:04:23,020 --> 00:04:25,000 Isn't it a lovely day? 70 00:04:25,000 --> 00:04:26,110 You got a nice place here, 71 00:04:26,110 --> 00:04:28,130 Isn't it, though? And look at those roses, 72 00:04:28,130 --> 00:04:31,040 Aren't they a sight to behold? 73 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,080 You know who I am? 74 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,040 Well, you're not from around here, 75 00:04:35,040 --> 00:04:36,140 The name is Saunders, 76 00:04:36,140 --> 00:04:38,040 Michael J, Saunders, 77 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:40,180 Oh, well, can I offer you 78 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,230 a cup of tea? 79 00:04:42,230 --> 00:04:45,080 I'm putting up a factory here, Mrs, Bowen 80 00:04:45,080 --> 00:04:46,160 and I'm going to employ 81 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:49,170 several thousand men, 82 00:04:49,170 --> 00:04:51,210 That's nice, 83 00:04:51,210 --> 00:04:55,010 I bought up 11,000 acres 84 00:04:55,010 --> 00:04:56,060 of land here, 85 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:59,000 over there, over there, over there 86 00:04:59,000 --> 00:05:00,220 oh-- well, everywhere, 87 00:05:00,220 --> 00:05:03,150 everything, except right here, 88 00:05:03,150 --> 00:05:05,030 Right here? 89 00:05:05,030 --> 00:05:07,030 Right where we're standing, Mrs, Bowen, 90 00:05:07,030 --> 00:05:09,100 A sort of rinky-dink pimple 91 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:11,080 on the arm of progress, 92 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:13,100 Oh, my, Oh, yes, 93 00:05:13,100 --> 00:05:14,160 yes, there was a young man 94 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,080 - here who,,, - That young man, 95 00:05:16,080 --> 00:05:17,100 he represented me, 96 00:05:17,100 --> 00:05:18,210 Now, Mrs, Bowen, he offered you 97 00:05:18,210 --> 00:05:20,200 a considerable amount of money 98 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:23,090 for your place out of respect, 99 00:05:23,090 --> 00:05:25,150 Mrs, Bowen, out of courtesy, 100 00:05:25,150 --> 00:05:26,180 Yes, 101 00:05:26,180 --> 00:05:29,190 I recall a great deal of money, 102 00:05:29,190 --> 00:05:31,000 But, of course, 103 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:32,140 it's quite out of the question, 104 00:05:32,140 --> 00:05:35,010 - mister, mister,,, - Saunders, 105 00:05:35,010 --> 00:05:36,230 Michael J, Saunders, 106 00:05:36,230 --> 00:05:39,060 MRS, BOWEN: Mr, Saunders, you see, 107 00:05:39,060 --> 00:05:42,230 I've lived here all my life, 108 00:05:42,230 --> 00:05:44,060 I was married in this cottage, 109 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:45,130 Mr, Bowen died here 110 00:05:45,130 --> 00:05:47,070 and that was, of course, ten years ago, 111 00:05:47,070 --> 00:05:49,010 - Look lady, I've come - and he loved this garden, 112 00:05:49,010 --> 00:05:51,010 - all the way from Philadelphia, - These roses particularly, 113 00:05:51,010 --> 00:05:53,040 - Now, let's stop the waltz, - Mr, Bowen, he'd love these, 114 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:54,120 Uh, please let's get down to cases, 115 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,230 How much will you take for the place? 116 00:05:56,230 --> 00:05:58,150 I won't take anything for it, 117 00:05:58,150 --> 00:06:00,100 I don't want to sell it, 118 00:06:00,100 --> 00:06:01,140 You see, well, 119 00:06:01,140 --> 00:06:03,210 this is my whole life, 120 00:06:03,210 --> 00:06:05,000 My garden 121 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:07,120 and my cottage, 122 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:08,180 Why, I have no intention 123 00:06:08,180 --> 00:06:10,020 of selling it to anyone, 124 00:06:10,020 --> 00:06:11,140 Not to anyone, 125 00:06:11,140 --> 00:06:13,050 Why, I could show you things 126 00:06:13,050 --> 00:06:14,080 that I've grown here 127 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,220 that would amaze you, 128 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:18,100 I don't amaze, lady, 129 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:20,050 But one morning, you're gonna wake up 130 00:06:20,050 --> 00:06:22,130 to the sound of bulldozers leveling these hills 131 00:06:22,130 --> 00:06:24,050 right off the face of the earth, 132 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,100 There's gonna be twenty miles of railroad track 133 00:06:26,100 --> 00:06:28,010 leading right up to your front door 134 00:06:28,010 --> 00:06:29,030 and a foundry nestling 135 00:06:29,030 --> 00:06:31,090 up the backyard, 136 00:06:31,090 --> 00:06:33,040 There's gonna be assembly plans in either side, 137 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,210 I'm gonna have six smoke stacks 138 00:06:34,210 --> 00:06:36,110 blotting out the sun, 139 00:06:36,110 --> 00:06:38,230 Now, how would that grab you? 140 00:06:38,230 --> 00:06:40,000 Hmm? 141 00:06:43,160 --> 00:06:46,140 Lady, did you hear what I said? 142 00:06:46,140 --> 00:06:49,100 Clearly, 143 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:52,130 There's gonna be 11,000 acres 144 00:06:52,130 --> 00:06:55,210 of concrete, asphalt, and steel, 145 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:58,110 But not on this spot, 146 00:06:58,110 --> 00:07:01,030 Here, there will be flowers, 147 00:07:01,030 --> 00:07:02,190 and vegetables and all sorts 148 00:07:02,190 --> 00:07:04,180 of lovely, growing things, 149 00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:07,080 You see, I have green fingers, 150 00:07:07,080 --> 00:07:08,100 You got what? 151 00:07:08,100 --> 00:07:09,200 Green fingers, 152 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,080 Everything I plant grows, 153 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,210 Why, everything, Now, come with me, 154 00:07:13,210 --> 00:07:15,150 Just for a minute, Come over here, 155 00:07:15,150 --> 00:07:17,050 I want to show you something, 156 00:07:17,050 --> 00:07:20,070 Now, look at that tree, 157 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:22,130 Nearly four foot high, 158 00:07:22,130 --> 00:07:24,090 I planted it nearly a month ago 159 00:07:24,090 --> 00:07:25,200 and do you know what it is? 160 00:07:25,200 --> 00:07:27,110 It's a piece of kindling, 161 00:07:27,110 --> 00:07:28,130 ( laughs ) 162 00:07:28,130 --> 00:07:29,170 I know it sounds absurd, 163 00:07:29,170 --> 00:07:30,190 but that's what it is, 164 00:07:30,190 --> 00:07:32,120 Why, the folks in the village, 165 00:07:32,120 --> 00:07:34,170 they thought I was a witch or something, 166 00:07:34,170 --> 00:07:36,120 because a week after I planted it, 167 00:07:36,120 --> 00:07:38,090 it had green sprouts, 168 00:07:38,090 --> 00:07:39,180 And look at it now, 169 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:42,010 a healthy, growing thing, 170 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:45,050 It'll be a lovely shade tree someday, 171 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:51,070 Some men have very readable faces, Mr, Saunders, 172 00:07:51,070 --> 00:07:53,050 Yours, for example, 173 00:07:53,050 --> 00:07:55,070 - Uh-hmm, - I can see those wheels 174 00:07:55,070 --> 00:07:56,150 going round, 175 00:07:56,150 --> 00:07:57,230 You can't butter me up 176 00:07:57,230 --> 00:07:59,130 and you can't bulldoze me off 177 00:07:59,130 --> 00:08:02,080 like those lovely hills, 178 00:08:02,080 --> 00:08:03,110 Now you're thinking, 179 00:08:03,110 --> 00:08:05,120 I'm not all there, 180 00:08:05,120 --> 00:08:06,200 or maybe a court order, 181 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:08,190 or whatever those things are called, 182 00:08:08,190 --> 00:08:12,080 to prove a person is not quite right, 183 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,090 Well, I have all my faculties, 184 00:08:15,090 --> 00:08:16,140 Mr, Saunders, 185 00:08:16,140 --> 00:08:18,020 Look, lady, I don't care, 186 00:08:18,020 --> 00:08:20,120 You plant oil cans and up come gas stations, 187 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:23,110 but I am committed to an industrial complex here, 188 00:08:23,110 --> 00:08:25,070 And this crummy, little weed patch 189 00:08:25,070 --> 00:08:26,120 is a bone in my throat, 190 00:08:26,120 --> 00:08:27,140 Now, I have studied 191 00:08:27,140 --> 00:08:29,160 5,000 sheets of blueprints 192 00:08:29,160 --> 00:08:31,190 and every line converges right here, 193 00:08:31,190 --> 00:08:33,160 Now, why can't you take my best offer 194 00:08:33,160 --> 00:08:35,180 and buy yourself another place, 195 00:08:35,180 --> 00:08:37,080 Build yourself another cottage 196 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:40,050 and plant yourself another damn garden, 197 00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:45,220 Well, what about it? 198 00:08:45,220 --> 00:08:47,170 What about what? 199 00:08:50,120 --> 00:08:53,000 Now, you listen to me, Mrs, Bowen, 200 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:55,140 you ain't exactly a sphinx, 201 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:57,040 You can be read also, 202 00:08:57,040 --> 00:08:59,000 You figure you got a good thing going here, 203 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:01,020 You figure you're gonna get me to boost up 204 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:04,080 the price until I pay you the national debt, 205 00:09:04,080 --> 00:09:06,070 You listen to me, lady, 206 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:08,130 I have already offered you five times 207 00:09:08,130 --> 00:09:11,100 what this museum piece is worth, 208 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:13,050 That is rock-bottom line, right now, 209 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:14,120 Now, you take it 210 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:16,180 or you leave it, 211 00:09:16,180 --> 00:09:19,020 When you were a little boy, Mr, Saunders, 212 00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:21,060 you must've been very spoiled, 213 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,180 You must've gotten everything 214 00:09:23,180 --> 00:09:25,110 you asked for 215 00:09:25,110 --> 00:09:28,100 or screamed for, 216 00:09:28,100 --> 00:09:31,110 Look, lady, I was never a little boy, 217 00:09:31,110 --> 00:09:32,150 When I was eight-year old, 218 00:09:32,150 --> 00:09:34,060 I worked as a grease monkey 219 00:09:34,060 --> 00:09:35,200 in a garage for four bucks a week, 220 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:36,220 I was a hundred pounds 221 00:09:36,220 --> 00:09:39,020 of tight skin and bones, 222 00:09:39,020 --> 00:09:42,010 Forget that, 223 00:09:42,010 --> 00:09:45,010 And now, what I go after, 224 00:09:45,010 --> 00:09:47,220 I get, 225 00:09:47,220 --> 00:09:51,080 I'm truly sorry, Mr, Saunders, 226 00:09:51,080 --> 00:09:53,110 But this cottage, 227 00:09:53,110 --> 00:09:54,160 these flowers, 228 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,220 and these plants, 229 00:09:56,220 --> 00:10:00,070 this you do not get, 230 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:03,120 Good day to you, Mr, Saunders, 231 00:10:09,060 --> 00:10:10,120 Well? 232 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,080 You have obviously met the enemy 233 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:14,060 and she is not yours, 234 00:10:16,190 --> 00:10:18,100 You listen to me, Ernie, 235 00:10:18,100 --> 00:10:19,210 I've taken tycoons 236 00:10:19,210 --> 00:10:21,090 and stripped them down to their skivvies, 237 00:10:21,090 --> 00:10:22,190 I have taken interlocking corporations 238 00:10:22,190 --> 00:10:24,230 that spread out 239 00:10:24,230 --> 00:10:26,010 all over Europe, 240 00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:27,070 I bought up their stocks 241 00:10:27,070 --> 00:10:29,070 and shoved them in my hip pocket, 242 00:10:29,070 --> 00:10:32,030 I have turned banking houses into orphanages, 243 00:10:32,030 --> 00:10:33,130 Think I'm gonna be stopped 244 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:36,140 by some antique broad with a pitchfork? 245 00:10:36,140 --> 00:10:38,080 Heh, Come on, John, 246 00:10:46,040 --> 00:10:48,050 Yes, sir, 247 00:10:48,050 --> 00:10:49,130 I do, 248 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:52,110 ( music playing ) 249 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:58,070 CROWLEY: You're looking for me? 250 00:10:58,070 --> 00:11:00,100 MICHAEL: Your name Crowley? 251 00:11:00,100 --> 00:11:01,100 That's right, 252 00:11:03,010 --> 00:11:04,050 Your name is? 253 00:11:04,050 --> 00:11:06,060 Never mind, 254 00:11:06,060 --> 00:11:07,080 Somebody fill you in 255 00:11:07,080 --> 00:11:11,050 on what's needed? 256 00:11:11,050 --> 00:11:12,160 Old lady down in the cottage, 257 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:13,180 That the assignment? 258 00:11:13,180 --> 00:11:15,130 Her name is Bowen, 259 00:11:15,130 --> 00:11:18,060 So, what's to do? 260 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:20,060 Thought somebody filled you in? 261 00:11:20,060 --> 00:11:22,050 Well, now, I know you want her off, 262 00:11:22,050 --> 00:11:24,010 That much of the picture has been drawn for me, 263 00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:25,060 What I want you to do 264 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:28,070 is read me the limits, 265 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:31,070 There aren't any, 266 00:11:31,070 --> 00:11:32,090 I can go the route? 267 00:11:32,090 --> 00:11:34,020 Uh-hmm, 268 00:11:34,020 --> 00:11:35,020 Within reason, 269 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:39,010 You're putting a hobble on me, mister, 270 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:40,120 You know, somebody says within reason to me, 271 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,170 it means I do it left-handed 272 00:11:41,170 --> 00:11:43,000 and with the gloves, 273 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:48,020 And, um,,, the other way? 274 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:50,230 The other way is you leave it entirely up to me, 275 00:11:55,200 --> 00:11:58,000 I want her out of there, 276 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,170 That's all I want, 277 00:12:03,210 --> 00:12:05,090 You got it, 278 00:12:05,090 --> 00:12:07,040 Breakfast time tomorrow, 279 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:16,160 ( siren wailing ) 280 00:12:29,010 --> 00:12:30,160 SHERIFF: What's going on? 281 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:32,150 That's what we're trying to figure out, Sheriff, 282 00:12:32,150 --> 00:12:33,170 We don't know whether to call 283 00:12:33,170 --> 00:12:35,050 missing persons or homicide, 284 00:12:35,050 --> 00:12:36,110 He's not here? 285 00:12:36,110 --> 00:12:38,090 Somebody drove by a half hour ago, 286 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:41,020 heard her scream, phoned in, 287 00:12:41,020 --> 00:12:43,110 We were here in ten minutes, easy, 288 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,220 The broken flower pots, the axe over there, 289 00:12:45,220 --> 00:12:48,040 that's all we got to go on, Sheriff, 290 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,140 Blood on the blade, 291 00:12:50,140 --> 00:12:52,090 Add that, 292 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:53,200 LARRY: Hey, Sheriff, got a radio call, 293 00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:55,230 They picked up a guy in town, he ran a light, 294 00:12:55,230 --> 00:12:57,230 His clothes were covered with blood, 295 00:12:57,230 --> 00:12:59,010 Did you they get a statement? 296 00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:00,090 LARRY: No, sir, They chased him 297 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:02,070 and he ran into a brick wall, 298 00:13:02,070 --> 00:13:03,090 He won't be giving any statements, 299 00:13:03,090 --> 00:13:04,220 not in this time, 300 00:13:08,150 --> 00:13:09,190 ( music playing ) 301 00:13:09,190 --> 00:13:12,180 My dear God, 302 00:13:15,130 --> 00:13:18,020 - What is it, Mrs, Bowen? - Oh, 303 00:13:18,020 --> 00:13:21,070 Oh, my God, 304 00:13:21,070 --> 00:13:23,040 We'll get you to the hospital, Mrs, Bowen, 305 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,080 LARRY: Looks like she lost part of her hand, A finger, 306 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,200 The man who did this is dead, Mrs, Bowen, 307 00:13:27,200 --> 00:13:29,200 He came right into my kitchen, 308 00:13:29,200 --> 00:13:31,070 He didn't even knock 309 00:13:31,070 --> 00:13:32,220 and he had my axe in his hand, 310 00:13:32,220 --> 00:13:35,150 He must've got it-- uh, from under the tree, 311 00:13:35,150 --> 00:13:37,020 then he went after me, 312 00:13:37,020 --> 00:13:38,170 He went right after me then he grabbed my arm, 313 00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:40,090 - Okay, Come on, Mrs, Bowen, - And then he,,, 314 00:13:40,090 --> 00:13:42,130 - You've lost a lot of blood, - Oh, yes, I know, 315 00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:44,110 And you know, he said, he'd keep coming back 316 00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:46,230 and each time he'd--he'd cut off more, 317 00:13:46,230 --> 00:13:48,180 First, a finger, then a hand, 318 00:13:48,180 --> 00:13:50,040 - then an arm, - He's not coming back 319 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:51,150 to do anything, Mrs, Bowen, 320 00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:52,180 My finger, 321 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:53,230 You know, he cut off my finger, 322 00:13:53,230 --> 00:13:55,020 Larry, call the hospital, 323 00:13:55,020 --> 00:13:57,000 Tell them we're coming, 324 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,050 I have green fingers you know, Sheriff, 325 00:13:59,050 --> 00:14:01,030 Everything I plant grows, 326 00:14:01,030 --> 00:14:02,220 - Everything, - I've heard that, Mrs, Bowen, 327 00:14:02,220 --> 00:14:04,010 Yes, of course, 328 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,060 I think it's the soil, you know, 329 00:14:05,060 --> 00:14:06,230 It's a combination-- I see 330 00:14:06,230 --> 00:14:08,110 - about like planting things, - Let's get to the car, 331 00:14:08,110 --> 00:14:10,000 Let's get right to the car, Be careful here, 332 00:14:10,000 --> 00:14:11,130 You see, it's really an attitude,,, 333 00:14:11,130 --> 00:14:13,130 - Yes, Mrs, Bowen, - about how a person feels, 334 00:14:13,130 --> 00:14:15,030 - Sheriff, - Right in, Get right in, 335 00:14:15,030 --> 00:14:17,100 - A person feels, you know - back and the sit back, 336 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,000 What I mean is, you see, Sheriff, 337 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:20,120 if a person loves the Earth, he loves growing things, 338 00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,230 ( siren wailing ) 339 00:14:21,230 --> 00:14:24,210 ( beep ) 340 00:14:30,160 --> 00:14:32,210 Shock, loss of blood, 341 00:14:32,210 --> 00:14:35,140 age, happens this way 342 00:14:35,140 --> 00:14:37,020 when they're that old, 343 00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:39,120 She was talking to me all the way over here, 344 00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:41,080 Yes, they often do, 345 00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,180 Like a cup emptying, 346 00:14:42,180 --> 00:14:44,110 Remarkable old woman, 347 00:14:44,110 --> 00:14:46,140 I can remember her when I was a kid, 348 00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:49,150 The Widow Bowen and her garden, 349 00:14:49,150 --> 00:14:50,170 Planted everything, 350 00:14:50,170 --> 00:14:52,060 Right up to the end, 351 00:14:52,060 --> 00:14:54,190 When we found her, she was out there with a trowel, 352 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,130 digging and planting, 353 00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:58,190 Planting what? 354 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:25,040 Ernie, what do you want? 355 00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:27,150 I just came to offer my congratulations, 356 00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:29,150 You sound unhappy, Ernie, 357 00:15:29,150 --> 00:15:31,000 - Hmm? - That's it, 358 00:15:31,000 --> 00:15:32,120 You unhappy? 359 00:15:32,120 --> 00:15:34,150 An old woman is dead, 360 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:37,070 I didn't order that killing, 361 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:39,080 You know that, 362 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:42,060 I just wanted to scare her off, 363 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:47,040 That animal probably just went too far, 364 00:15:47,040 --> 00:15:49,030 But you gotta admit, 365 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:51,180 he paid for the trip, 366 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:53,070 So what are you doing now? 367 00:15:53,070 --> 00:15:54,160 Gloating? 368 00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:58,200 Mm-hmm, Yeah, 369 00:15:58,200 --> 00:16:00,040 That's the word you wanna use? 370 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:01,200 I'm gloatin', 371 00:16:03,210 --> 00:16:07,170 Nice thing there, Ernie, 372 00:16:07,170 --> 00:16:10,110 Yes, sir, that old lady was right, 373 00:16:10,110 --> 00:16:13,010 She planted a nice garden, 374 00:16:13,010 --> 00:16:15,070 ( laughs ) 375 00:16:15,070 --> 00:16:17,000 Green fingers, 376 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,020 Can you imagine? 377 00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,090 Green fingers, 378 00:16:20,090 --> 00:16:24,010 My mama had a green thumb, heh, 379 00:16:24,010 --> 00:16:25,040 Yeah, my old lady, 380 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,140 she used to grow these things, 381 00:16:27,140 --> 00:16:29,190 I remember, I was a little boy in Atlanta, 382 00:16:29,190 --> 00:16:31,010 grew them on the fire escape 383 00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:33,180 and I remember the names of most of them, 384 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:35,120 It was geraniums, 385 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,170 and zinnias and peonies, 386 00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:40,100 And once, I think, she tried daffodils, 387 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:41,120 I think it was daffodils, 388 00:16:41,120 --> 00:16:42,200 They were like these over,,, 389 00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:45,180 ( music playing ) 390 00:16:53,040 --> 00:16:54,130 My God, 391 00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:55,190 ( engine revving ) 392 00:16:55,190 --> 00:16:56,200 Ernie, 393 00:16:58,130 --> 00:17:00,210 Oh no, 394 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,040 Ernie, 395 00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:06,200 Ernie don't go! 396 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,220 Ernie wait, 397 00:17:07,220 --> 00:17:09,020 Ernie, come back, 398 00:17:09,020 --> 00:17:10,040 Come back, Ernie, 399 00:17:10,040 --> 00:17:12,110 Come back, Come back, 400 00:17:12,110 --> 00:17:14,130 Ernie, come--come,,, 401 00:17:14,130 --> 00:17:17,110 ( gasping ) 402 00:17:27,190 --> 00:17:29,090 Mrs, Bowen? 403 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,210 Mrs, Bowen? 404 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:32,060 Mrs, Bowen? 405 00:17:32,060 --> 00:17:33,130 Where are you? 406 00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,020 Where,,, 407 00:17:40,130 --> 00:17:42,190 All right, weird old lady, 408 00:17:42,190 --> 00:17:44,050 All right, 409 00:17:46,200 --> 00:17:49,060 Where are you? 410 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:52,020 Where are you? 411 00:17:52,020 --> 00:17:55,000 ( humming ) 412 00:18:29,060 --> 00:18:31,000 ( door creaks ) 413 00:18:33,030 --> 00:18:34,130 Mrs, Bowen? 414 00:18:36,070 --> 00:18:38,000 Mr, Saunders, 415 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:41,000 I have green fingers, 416 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:43,110 Did you know that? 417 00:18:43,110 --> 00:18:47,060 Everything I plant,,, grows, 418 00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:55,010 Even me, 419 00:18:55,010 --> 00:18:57,230 ( laughs ) 420 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:17,170 Ah, 421 00:19:17,170 --> 00:19:19,130 there you are, 422 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:23,190 You wanna hear something? 423 00:19:23,190 --> 00:19:24,230 Mama? 424 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,060 Anybody? 425 00:19:26,060 --> 00:19:29,030 You wanna hear the funniest thing? 426 00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:31,110 ( laughs ) 427 00:19:31,110 --> 00:19:35,080 You know, from little acorn, 428 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:38,070 mighty oaks grow, 429 00:19:38,070 --> 00:19:39,150 That's a fact, 430 00:19:39,150 --> 00:19:41,020 Hmm? 431 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:43,160 But you, 432 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:46,190 do you know what grows 433 00:19:46,190 --> 00:19:50,000 from old ladies' fingers? 434 00:19:51,080 --> 00:19:52,100 Huh? 435 00:19:52,100 --> 00:19:56,020 Old ladies, 436 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,040 ( laughs ) 437 00:19:57,040 --> 00:20:00,020 Old ladies 438 00:20:00,020 --> 00:20:03,000 ( laughing ) 439 00:20:14,210 --> 00:20:16,030 Funeral homage, you might call it, 440 00:20:16,030 --> 00:20:18,100 Example, this item here, 441 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:20,230 The somber silence of shrouds, 442 00:20:20,230 --> 00:20:22,190 the gray, unhappy light 443 00:20:22,190 --> 00:20:24,130 of the sunless dawn, 444 00:20:24,130 --> 00:20:26,120 and a horse drawn casket, 445 00:20:26,120 --> 00:20:29,150 very much in keeping with the motif of this place, 446 00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:32,070 The title of the painting, "Funeral", 447 00:20:32,070 --> 00:20:35,050 ( music playing ) 448 00:21:06,140 --> 00:21:08,060 ( knocks at door ) 449 00:21:15,060 --> 00:21:16,170 Come in, 450 00:21:18,150 --> 00:21:19,210 Good evening, 451 00:21:20,230 --> 00:21:22,090 Good evening, 452 00:21:23,190 --> 00:21:26,060 I am Milton Silkline, 453 00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:28,000 My name is Asper, 454 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,230 Mr, Asper, may I take your coat? 455 00:21:29,230 --> 00:21:31,010 Please, 456 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:36,050 An attractive coat, Mr, Asper, 457 00:21:36,050 --> 00:21:37,070 Thank you, 458 00:21:37,070 --> 00:21:39,110 Attractive, indeed, 459 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:42,230 I always think a touch of velvet, 460 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:45,000 - Why don't you be seated? - Thank you, 461 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,150 May I say, Mr, Asper, 462 00:21:46,150 --> 00:21:49,170 that I'm, uh, I'm very proud to meet you, 463 00:21:49,170 --> 00:21:51,230 That's very kind of you, 464 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:55,040 Now then, 465 00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:57,110 how can Silkline's help 466 00:21:57,110 --> 00:21:58,220 to ease your sorrow? 467 00:22:00,150 --> 00:22:02,000 I should like to arrange 468 00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:03,170 for a funeral service, 469 00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:05,070 Of course, 470 00:22:05,070 --> 00:22:07,230 You've come to the right place, 471 00:22:07,230 --> 00:22:10,000 When your loved ones lie 472 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:12,000 upon that lonely couch 473 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:14,220 of eternal sleep, 474 00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:19,060 let Silkline draw the coverlet, 475 00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:26,150 Mrs, Silkline wrote that, 476 00:22:26,150 --> 00:22:28,120 We like to pass that along to people 477 00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,200 that come to us for comfort, 478 00:22:30,200 --> 00:22:32,090 Very nice, 479 00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:34,100 Extremely poetic, 480 00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,130 But now to the point, 481 00:22:36,130 --> 00:22:38,010 I should like to engage 482 00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:39,150 your largest parlor, 483 00:22:39,150 --> 00:22:41,150 I see, 484 00:22:41,150 --> 00:22:46,130 Well, that would be the Eternal Rest Room, 485 00:22:46,130 --> 00:22:49,010 It's purple, that's a royal color, you know, 486 00:22:49,010 --> 00:22:51,080 Ah, splendid, 487 00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,040 I should also like to purchase 488 00:22:53,040 --> 00:22:56,020 your most expensive casket, 489 00:22:58,010 --> 00:23:00,130 Well, I think that can be arranged, 490 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,230 With, uh, gold trimmings, 491 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:09,080 With gold trimmings, 492 00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:12,060 I feel that Silkline will be able to meet 493 00:23:12,060 --> 00:23:14,080 your every need in this moment 494 00:23:14,080 --> 00:23:17,010 of your grievous sorrow, 495 00:23:17,010 --> 00:23:18,080 Of course, naturally, 496 00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:21,090 the things that you are requiring, 497 00:23:21,090 --> 00:23:24,180 they will involve just a wee bit more expenditures, 498 00:23:24,180 --> 00:23:26,010 - you know that,,, - Oh, please, please, 499 00:23:26,010 --> 00:23:28,150 the cost is of no importance to me, 500 00:23:28,150 --> 00:23:31,000 I want only the very best, 501 00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,100 Well, it shall be so, sir, 502 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:33,230 It shall be so, 503 00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:36,060 Ah, capital, 504 00:23:36,060 --> 00:23:38,050 Now, would you be interested 505 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:40,130 in having our Mr, Mossman 506 00:23:40,130 --> 00:23:42,140 deliver his sermon 507 00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:46,000 on crossing the River Styx 508 00:23:46,000 --> 00:23:47,180 without a paddle? 509 00:23:47,180 --> 00:23:49,080 I think not, 510 00:23:49,080 --> 00:23:51,230 Oh, well, were you planning then 511 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:55,120 on having a denominational ceremony? 512 00:23:55,120 --> 00:23:58,070 A friend of mine will speak at the service, 513 00:23:58,070 --> 00:24:00,000 Oh, I see, 514 00:24:05,190 --> 00:24:08,150 Now then, the name of the deceased, 515 00:24:08,150 --> 00:24:10,090 if I may ask? 516 00:24:10,090 --> 00:24:11,210 Asper, 517 00:24:13,190 --> 00:24:16,050 Oh, relative, 518 00:24:16,050 --> 00:24:17,060 Me, 519 00:24:19,020 --> 00:24:20,080 Oh, pardon me, sir, 520 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,230 I thought, for a moment, that you said,,, 521 00:24:22,230 --> 00:24:25,150 - Me, - Me? 522 00:24:27,030 --> 00:24:31,020 Well, let me explain, 523 00:24:31,020 --> 00:24:34,040 You see, I never had a proper going off, 524 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,220 It was catch as catch can, 525 00:24:36,220 --> 00:24:38,010 you might say, 526 00:24:38,010 --> 00:24:39,130 All improvised, 527 00:24:39,130 --> 00:24:42,180 Nothing, uh,,, how shall I say, 528 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:46,160 tasty, 529 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:49,050 I always regretted that, 530 00:24:49,050 --> 00:24:52,110 I always intended to make up for it, 531 00:24:59,150 --> 00:25:01,000 Really, sir? 532 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:03,050 I mean, really, 533 00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:04,130 What is it? 534 00:25:04,130 --> 00:25:06,190 I am just as perfectly willing 535 00:25:06,190 --> 00:25:09,170 as the next man to engage a little bout of odds, 536 00:25:09,170 --> 00:25:12,170 but not during working hours, 537 00:25:12,170 --> 00:25:15,010 May I remind you where you are? 538 00:25:15,010 --> 00:25:17,120 This is Silkline's, 539 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:20,170 This is the most respected ossuary, 540 00:25:20,170 --> 00:25:23,140 This is not a place for trivial joking, 541 00:25:23,140 --> 00:25:25,090 ( music playing ) 542 00:25:25,090 --> 00:25:27,200 This is not a joke, 543 00:25:27,200 --> 00:25:29,030 Is it not? 544 00:25:29,030 --> 00:25:31,160 I came here with a purpose in mind 545 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,180 and I expect to have that purpose gratified, 546 00:25:34,180 --> 00:25:35,230 do you understand? 547 00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:41,140 Now, next Tuesday 548 00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,120 at exactly 8:30 PM, 549 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,060 my friends and I will arrive here 550 00:25:45,060 --> 00:25:47,020 for the service, 551 00:25:47,020 --> 00:25:50,160 You will have everything prepared by then, 552 00:25:50,160 --> 00:25:52,210 - But I,,, - Full payment will be made 553 00:25:52,210 --> 00:25:55,130 following the exequies, do you understand? 554 00:25:55,130 --> 00:25:57,060 Well,,, 555 00:25:57,060 --> 00:25:59,070 Need I remind you, sir, 556 00:25:59,070 --> 00:26:02,230 that this affair is of great importance to me? 557 00:26:02,230 --> 00:26:06,160 I expect nothing to go wrong, 558 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:15,230 Oh, one more thing, 559 00:26:15,230 --> 00:26:18,170 that mirror in the foyer, 560 00:26:18,170 --> 00:26:19,170 remove it 561 00:26:21,230 --> 00:26:25,010 and may I add any others, my friends and I 562 00:26:25,010 --> 00:26:27,040 may chance upon during our stay 563 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:28,060 in your establishment? 564 00:26:31,100 --> 00:26:33,140 Goodnight, sir, 565 00:26:44,040 --> 00:26:47,150 ( bat screeching ) 566 00:26:53,190 --> 00:26:57,080 ( music playing ) 567 00:27:29,220 --> 00:27:32,210 ( doorbell rings ) 568 00:27:36,130 --> 00:27:37,150 Good evening, 569 00:27:37,150 --> 00:27:39,130 Oh, good evening, 570 00:27:39,130 --> 00:27:41,090 You're right on time, 571 00:27:41,090 --> 00:27:44,000 May I say you're looking remarkably well? 572 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,000 Do you need-- 573 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,070 would you follow me? 574 00:27:52,020 --> 00:27:54,060 The eternal rest room, 575 00:28:16,150 --> 00:28:18,000 Absolutely marvelous, 576 00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:25,070 Ah, do come in, 577 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:26,090 Good, master, 578 00:28:26,090 --> 00:28:27,130 It's good, 579 00:28:30,150 --> 00:28:34,210 ( laughs ) Oh, 580 00:28:34,210 --> 00:28:36,010 Oh, 581 00:28:37,170 --> 00:28:39,160 ( growling ) 582 00:28:41,030 --> 00:28:43,060 ( cackling ) 583 00:28:43,060 --> 00:28:44,110 Oh, my God, 584 00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:50,150 Oh, tasty, 585 00:28:52,110 --> 00:28:55,010 Very nice, 586 00:28:58,030 --> 00:28:59,110 Excellent, 587 00:28:59,110 --> 00:29:01,110 Good, It's good coffin, master, 588 00:29:01,110 --> 00:29:03,070 Aye, Be that a casket, 589 00:29:03,070 --> 00:29:06,110 Oh, be that a casket, Delfinia, 590 00:29:06,110 --> 00:29:08,000 Splendid, splendid, 591 00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,070 Just what I've always wanted, 592 00:29:10,070 --> 00:29:12,150 There, there, lad, 593 00:29:12,150 --> 00:29:16,010 Well, try it on for size then, 594 00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,210 Hmm, a perfect fit, 595 00:29:37,230 --> 00:29:39,020 ALL: ( laughing ) 596 00:29:45,170 --> 00:29:47,160 Oh, 597 00:29:50,040 --> 00:29:51,060 Master look good, 598 00:29:51,060 --> 00:29:52,080 Look good in box, 599 00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:54,000 Thank you, Igor, 600 00:29:54,000 --> 00:29:56,110 ( growling ) 601 00:29:56,110 --> 00:29:58,010 Bruce says we better start 602 00:29:58,010 --> 00:30:00,170 because he has a 9:15 appointment, 603 00:30:00,170 --> 00:30:02,020 ( growling ) 604 00:30:02,020 --> 00:30:04,020 Good, Start, start, 605 00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:07,070 Here, Docs, come and sit by me, 606 00:30:07,070 --> 00:30:10,030 I like some pretty boys, I do, 607 00:30:10,030 --> 00:30:12,000 Don't I, Delfinia? 608 00:30:12,000 --> 00:30:14,020 Jenny, please be serious, 609 00:30:14,020 --> 00:30:15,170 You know how important this is to me, 610 00:30:15,170 --> 00:30:18,120 - Aye, aye, - Oh, 611 00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:22,010 Come along, good fellow, 612 00:30:22,010 --> 00:30:23,160 Oh, 613 00:30:25,150 --> 00:30:28,200 Hello, pretty boy, 614 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:31,000 Oh, tasty, 615 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:33,170 Dear friends, we are gathered here together 616 00:30:33,170 --> 00:30:35,180 within these walls 617 00:30:35,180 --> 00:30:37,220 to pay homage to our comrade, 618 00:30:37,220 --> 00:30:39,180 Ludwig Asper, 619 00:30:39,180 --> 00:30:41,100 for whom the dread fates have elected 620 00:30:41,100 --> 00:30:43,090 to remove from existence 621 00:30:43,090 --> 00:30:45,170 and ensconced within the eternity's domain, 622 00:30:45,170 --> 00:30:47,120 ( screams ) 623 00:30:47,120 --> 00:30:48,230 Count has seen, 624 00:30:50,020 --> 00:30:52,040 Tasty, 625 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:56,190 Thus, as Azrael, that stygian reaper, 626 00:30:56,190 --> 00:31:01,150 extra patriots of lowly and of the high, naturellement, 627 00:31:01,150 --> 00:31:04,160 seem fit to institute a dark quietus, 628 00:31:04,160 --> 00:31:06,140 Clearer, clearer, 629 00:31:06,140 --> 00:31:08,220 Jenny, please, 630 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:11,220 Seen fit to institute a dark quietus 631 00:31:11,220 --> 00:31:14,160 on the quiddity of he whose delabrement, 632 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:17,090 indeed, we may say bouleversement, 633 00:31:17,090 --> 00:31:18,230 cannot but give us pause, 634 00:31:18,230 --> 00:31:20,130 What did he say? 635 00:31:20,130 --> 00:31:23,120 This ain't no declamation tourney, lad, 636 00:31:23,120 --> 00:31:25,220 Keep it crisp, I say, 637 00:31:25,220 --> 00:31:27,180 Ah, toad's teeth, 638 00:31:30,040 --> 00:31:32,010 ( speaking foreign language ) 639 00:31:32,010 --> 00:31:36,000 Dear brother, the memory of your eremitical quintessence 640 00:31:36,000 --> 00:31:38,000 can only obsecrate petitioners, 641 00:31:38,000 --> 00:31:39,160 ( screaming ) 642 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:46,060 ( glass breaks ) 643 00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:47,180 ( Bruce howling ) 644 00:31:47,180 --> 00:31:49,200 Bruce said he had to go now 645 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:52,150 for his dinner appointment, 646 00:31:52,150 --> 00:31:55,040 Count, please, 647 00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:58,020 Am I to endure these 648 00:31:58,020 --> 00:31:59,220 vulgar cacophonies? 649 00:31:59,220 --> 00:32:02,200 Well, la-di-da? 650 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,110 Silence, woman, 651 00:32:06,110 --> 00:32:08,200 Jenny, I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave, 652 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:14,150 No, ye thinks to throw Old Jenny of Boston out, do ye? 653 00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:18,000 Well, ye get another thing coming to ye then, 654 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,090 ( fire rages ) 655 00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:22,140 ( cackling ) 656 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,160 Jenny, 657 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:26,190 ( glass shatters ) 658 00:32:26,190 --> 00:32:28,080 What are you doing? 659 00:32:30,190 --> 00:32:32,170 Please, the carpeting, 660 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,200 ( screams ) 661 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,130 ( cackling ) 662 00:32:53,060 --> 00:32:56,160 Oh, tasty, 663 00:32:58,040 --> 00:33:00,120 ( cackling ) 664 00:33:02,090 --> 00:33:05,070 ( music playing ) 665 00:33:15,020 --> 00:33:18,090 LUDWIG: Sir, in addition to the contents of this box, 666 00:33:18,090 --> 00:33:20,040 I wish to tender my regrets 667 00:33:20,040 --> 00:33:22,150 that full decorum was not affected 668 00:33:22,150 --> 00:33:25,140 by all the guests at my funeral, 669 00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:27,060 Except for that, the preparations 670 00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:28,190 as arranged by you 671 00:33:28,190 --> 00:33:31,070 were more than satisfactory, 672 00:33:52,020 --> 00:33:55,190 Oh, oh, 673 00:34:08,230 --> 00:34:12,230 A friend recommended you to me, 674 00:34:12,230 --> 00:34:16,060 Cost is of no importance, 675 00:34:16,060 --> 00:34:18,170 Cost is of no importance? 676 00:34:18,170 --> 00:34:21,160 Well, you've come to the right place, 677 00:34:21,160 --> 00:34:23,020 ( coughs ) 678 00:34:23,020 --> 00:34:26,210 We have plans for all circumstances, 679 00:34:26,210 --> 00:34:29,120 What is the name of the deceased, if I may ask? 680 00:34:31,190 --> 00:34:33,090 ( speaking indistinctly ) 681 00:34:33,090 --> 00:34:35,210 ( coughing ) 682 00:34:39,200 --> 00:34:40,200 We don't ask you to believe 683 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:42,170 this particular painting, 684 00:34:42,170 --> 00:34:45,100 Death's head hovering over jukebox, 685 00:34:45,100 --> 00:34:48,060 but it does point out the all-inclusive quality 686 00:34:48,060 --> 00:34:49,170 of the occult, 687 00:34:49,170 --> 00:34:51,070 Phantom specters can be found 688 00:34:51,070 --> 00:34:53,070 not only in haunted houses, 689 00:34:53,070 --> 00:34:56,080 but in places you'd least expect to find them, 690 00:34:56,080 --> 00:34:58,010 Places like this, 691 00:34:58,010 --> 00:34:59,090 Our painting is called, 692 00:34:59,090 --> 00:35:01,060 "The Tune in Dan's Cafe", 693 00:35:01,060 --> 00:35:04,040 ( music playing ) 694 00:35:11,110 --> 00:35:14,090 ( harmonica playing ) 695 00:35:38,110 --> 00:35:40,130 Well, congratulations, 696 00:35:40,130 --> 00:35:42,010 What? 697 00:35:42,010 --> 00:35:44,000 You just established a new world's record 698 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,210 for driving in silence, 699 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:48,060 325 miles, 700 00:35:55,190 --> 00:35:57,070 Kelly? 701 00:35:58,150 --> 00:36:00,140 Can't you wait up? 702 00:36:21,090 --> 00:36:22,130 Well, at least we don't have to worry 703 00:36:22,130 --> 00:36:24,120 about reservations, 704 00:36:52,150 --> 00:36:54,150 Kelly, 705 00:36:56,080 --> 00:36:58,100 we got a few more days, 706 00:36:58,100 --> 00:37:00,140 Maybe we could try and,,, 707 00:37:03,130 --> 00:37:07,170 it's not like we have a bad life, is it? 708 00:37:07,170 --> 00:37:10,020 I mean, we-- God, most of the things 709 00:37:10,020 --> 00:37:11,080 that people dream of having 710 00:37:11,080 --> 00:37:14,170 and probably worked hard for it, 711 00:37:14,170 --> 00:37:18,110 It's not like it was given to us, 712 00:37:18,110 --> 00:37:20,120 That should build some kind of a bond 713 00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:23,050 between two people, shouldn't it? 714 00:37:26,180 --> 00:37:28,180 What are you trying to do, memorize it? 715 00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,200 Anybody work around here? 716 00:37:48,170 --> 00:37:51,040 Hey, honey, Kelly? 717 00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,040 ( laughs ) You'll never guess 718 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:54,160 what they've got on here, 719 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:56,210 RED: Roy, you're gonna wear that record out, 720 00:37:56,210 --> 00:37:58,100 Do you remember that song I kept playing 721 00:37:58,100 --> 00:38:00,070 the first night we met? 722 00:38:00,070 --> 00:38:01,170 ( laughs ) 723 00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:05,010 Starlite Ballroom, 724 00:38:05,010 --> 00:38:06,220 ( laughs ) 725 00:38:06,220 --> 00:38:10,190 Who was gonna tear the world apart, huh? 726 00:38:10,190 --> 00:38:11,200 You, 727 00:38:13,030 --> 00:38:14,200 Fifteen years ago, 728 00:38:14,200 --> 00:38:17,080 Hello, there, My name is Joe Bellman 729 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,170 and you are beautiful, 730 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:22,190 Remember that? 731 00:38:22,190 --> 00:38:26,200 ♪ If you leave me tonight ♪ 732 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:30,130 ♪ I will cry ♪ 733 00:38:30,130 --> 00:38:34,140 ♪ Though you say we will soon ♪ 734 00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:36,190 ♪ Meet again ♪ 735 00:38:36,190 --> 00:38:38,170 That's not what I played, 736 00:38:38,170 --> 00:38:42,150 ♪ For the hours I've spent ♪ 737 00:38:42,150 --> 00:38:45,070 ♪ Here with you ♪ 738 00:38:46,160 --> 00:38:49,070 ♪ Are like words ♪ 739 00:38:49,070 --> 00:38:53,070 ♪ From a poet's pen ♪ 740 00:38:54,170 --> 00:38:57,010 ♪ Words like love ♪ 741 00:38:57,010 --> 00:38:58,080 I didn't even see that one on here, 742 00:38:58,080 --> 00:39:02,180 ♪ Truth, and goodness ♪ 743 00:39:02,180 --> 00:39:06,130 ♪ Words like till death,,, ♪ 744 00:39:06,130 --> 00:39:09,090 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 745 00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:12,060 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 746 00:39:14,220 --> 00:39:16,230 They must've made a mistake putting the records in, 747 00:39:18,070 --> 00:39:20,230 Why should the jukebox work? 748 00:39:20,230 --> 00:39:22,020 Nothing else has, 749 00:39:22,020 --> 00:39:24,160 Well, just try something else, 750 00:39:30,060 --> 00:39:31,060 Anybody here? 751 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:36,010 ( banging ) 752 00:39:36,010 --> 00:39:40,010 ♪ If you leave me tonight ♪ 753 00:39:40,010 --> 00:39:43,210 ♪ I will cry ♪ 754 00:39:43,210 --> 00:39:46,010 ♪ Though you say ♪ 755 00:39:46,010 --> 00:39:48,020 ♪ We will soon ♪ 756 00:39:48,020 --> 00:39:51,230 ♪ Meet again ♪ 757 00:39:51,230 --> 00:39:56,000 ♪ For the hours I've spent ♪ 758 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:00,010 ♪ Here with you ♪ 759 00:40:00,010 --> 00:40:02,130 ♪ Are like words ♪ 760 00:40:02,130 --> 00:40:06,090 ♪ From a poet's pen ♪ 761 00:40:08,040 --> 00:40:10,140 ♪ Words like love ♪ 762 00:40:10,140 --> 00:40:12,160 ♪ And truth ♪ 763 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,030 ♪ And goodness ♪ 764 00:40:16,030 --> 00:40:19,190 ♪ Words like till death,,, ♪ 765 00:40:19,190 --> 00:40:22,150 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 766 00:40:22,150 --> 00:40:25,110 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 767 00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:28,020 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 768 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:35,220 DAN: Hope you haven't been waiting long, 769 00:40:35,220 --> 00:40:37,230 I was out back watering, 770 00:40:39,070 --> 00:40:42,190 I got a little garden out there, 771 00:40:42,190 --> 00:40:45,000 What'll it be? 772 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:46,140 Kelly? 773 00:40:46,140 --> 00:40:49,020 Just a hamburger, 774 00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:50,220 Make that two, 775 00:40:55,090 --> 00:40:56,120 ( glass clinks ) 776 00:40:57,140 --> 00:40:59,190 DAN: You folks on vacation? 777 00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:03,080 Heading home, 778 00:41:06,130 --> 00:41:07,190 Where is it? 779 00:41:07,190 --> 00:41:09,230 What? 780 00:41:09,230 --> 00:41:12,180 Home, 781 00:41:12,180 --> 00:41:14,120 Same place it's been for the past seven years, 782 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,160 You picked it out, remember? 783 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,170 Fifteen rooms, swimming pool, 784 00:41:20,170 --> 00:41:22,010 tennis courts, gardens, 785 00:41:22,010 --> 00:41:25,060 What more do you want, Kelly? 786 00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:27,070 I don't know, 787 00:41:27,070 --> 00:41:29,200 Maybe just some of those 15 years back, 788 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,000 And you think a divorce is gonna give them to you? 789 00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:36,020 Kelly, they tore down the Starlite Ballroom 790 00:41:36,020 --> 00:41:37,020 10 years ago, 791 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:48,210 ♪ If you leave me tonight ♪ 792 00:41:48,210 --> 00:41:52,170 ♪ I will cry ♪ 793 00:41:52,170 --> 00:41:56,180 ♪ Though you say we will soon ♪ 794 00:41:56,180 --> 00:42:00,210 ♪ Meet again ♪ 795 00:42:00,210 --> 00:42:04,200 ♪ For the hours I've spent ♪ 796 00:42:04,200 --> 00:42:08,220 ♪ Here with you ♪ 797 00:42:08,220 --> 00:42:11,100 ♪ Are like words ♪ 798 00:42:11,100 --> 00:42:15,090 ♪ From a poet's pen ♪ 799 00:42:16,230 --> 00:42:19,100 ♪ Words like love ♪ 800 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:21,110 ♪ And truth ♪ 801 00:42:21,110 --> 00:42:25,020 ♪ And goodness ♪ 802 00:42:25,020 --> 00:42:26,230 JOE: What's with the jukebox? 803 00:42:26,230 --> 00:42:28,170 What about it? 804 00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:31,170 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 805 00:42:31,170 --> 00:42:33,030 Well, it started up by itself 806 00:42:33,030 --> 00:42:35,170 and then keeps playing the same thing, 807 00:42:35,170 --> 00:42:37,220 JOE: Mister, over the past five years, 808 00:42:37,220 --> 00:42:39,110 I've had it fixed more times 809 00:42:39,110 --> 00:42:41,090 than I can remember, 810 00:42:41,090 --> 00:42:43,030 I changed the selections, 811 00:42:43,030 --> 00:42:45,060 I've even replaced the jukebox, 812 00:42:45,060 --> 00:42:47,100 but that's the only song it ever plays, 813 00:42:47,100 --> 00:42:48,160 The only song, 814 00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:50,090 But how? 815 00:42:50,090 --> 00:42:51,230 Don't ask me, 816 00:42:51,230 --> 00:42:53,190 You wouldn't believe it anyhow, Nobody does, 817 00:42:53,190 --> 00:42:56,150 They just stopped coming here to eat, 818 00:42:56,150 --> 00:42:58,020 I'd eat someplace else myself 819 00:42:58,020 --> 00:43:00,120 if I didn't own the joint, 820 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:01,220 How do you want these hamburgers? 821 00:43:01,220 --> 00:43:03,190 What wouldn't I believe anyhow? 822 00:43:03,190 --> 00:43:06,060 It's a theory, that's all, 823 00:43:06,060 --> 00:43:07,190 I can't prove it, 824 00:43:07,190 --> 00:43:10,060 Nothing else makes sense, 825 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:12,190 You see, it was their song, 826 00:43:12,190 --> 00:43:14,230 Roy Gleason and his girlfriend, Red, 827 00:43:14,230 --> 00:43:19,040 ♪ If you leave me tonight ♪ 828 00:43:19,040 --> 00:43:22,090 ♪ I will cry ♪ 829 00:43:22,090 --> 00:43:25,040 RED: Roy, you're gonna wear that record out, 830 00:43:25,040 --> 00:43:27,120 ROY: Well, Dan'll just have to put in a new one, 831 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:34,060 Hey, how's my baby? 832 00:43:38,020 --> 00:43:39,100 Purring like a kitten, 833 00:43:39,100 --> 00:43:41,190 ♪ Are like words ♪ 834 00:43:41,190 --> 00:43:44,200 ♪ From a poet's pen ♪ 835 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,080 They're looking, 836 00:43:46,080 --> 00:43:47,220 So let them look, 837 00:43:47,220 --> 00:43:49,190 What's wrong with kissing a woman in public? 838 00:43:49,190 --> 00:43:52,210 I'm not saying there's anything wrong, Roy, 839 00:43:52,210 --> 00:43:54,200 It's,,, 840 00:43:54,200 --> 00:43:57,060 what if something were to happen to you? 841 00:43:59,030 --> 00:44:02,010 I don't think I could go on living, 842 00:44:02,010 --> 00:44:04,080 Nothing is gonna go wrong, baby, 843 00:44:04,080 --> 00:44:06,190 I know that store like the back of my hand, 844 00:44:06,190 --> 00:44:09,090 There's only one clerk there at night 845 00:44:09,090 --> 00:44:11,120 and there must be at least five grand 846 00:44:11,120 --> 00:44:13,140 in that safe, 847 00:44:13,140 --> 00:44:14,190 Honey, look, I'm getting tired 848 00:44:14,190 --> 00:44:16,030 taking the risk for somebody else 849 00:44:16,030 --> 00:44:18,040 and getting paid in pocket money, 850 00:44:19,180 --> 00:44:21,180 I want you to have the best of everything, 851 00:44:21,180 --> 00:44:24,030 RED: It's beautiful, Roy, 852 00:44:24,030 --> 00:44:25,210 ROY: Just a trinket, 853 00:44:25,210 --> 00:44:27,090 Baby, you'll see in a little while, 854 00:44:27,090 --> 00:44:29,120 What do you mean in a little while, Roy? 855 00:44:29,120 --> 00:44:32,090 ROY: Baby, this important deal came up, 856 00:44:32,090 --> 00:44:33,150 More important than me? 857 00:44:33,150 --> 00:44:35,150 ROY: Red, get off my back, 858 00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:37,130 I'll be there in an hour, 859 00:44:37,130 --> 00:44:39,160 Well, it better not be any longer, 860 00:44:49,080 --> 00:44:52,070 ( music playing ) 861 00:45:24,100 --> 00:45:25,150 ( record scratches ) 862 00:45:50,100 --> 00:45:52,060 Roy? 863 00:45:55,030 --> 00:45:56,110 I just went for a ride with him, 864 00:45:56,110 --> 00:45:57,230 that's all, 865 00:46:03,080 --> 00:46:05,210 I got tired of waiting for you, baby, 866 00:46:09,010 --> 00:46:11,120 I didn't do anything wrong, 867 00:46:24,130 --> 00:46:27,130 ROY: Dan, where is she? 868 00:46:27,130 --> 00:46:30,040 DAN: She'll be here, 869 00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,130 ♪ If you leave me tonight ♪ 870 00:46:32,130 --> 00:46:34,010 ROY: Sure she didn't call? 871 00:46:34,010 --> 00:46:38,030 ♪ I will cry ♪ 872 00:46:38,030 --> 00:46:42,020 ♪ Though you say we will soon ♪ 873 00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:46,020 ♪ Meet again ♪ 874 00:46:46,020 --> 00:46:50,010 ♪ For the hours I've spent ♪ 875 00:46:50,010 --> 00:46:54,000 ♪ Here with you ♪ 876 00:46:54,000 --> 00:46:56,210 ♪ Are like words ♪ 877 00:46:56,210 --> 00:47:02,000 ♪ From a poet's pen ♪ 878 00:47:02,000 --> 00:47:04,140 ♪ Words like love ♪ 879 00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:06,150 ♪ And truth ♪ 880 00:47:06,150 --> 00:47:08,080 ♪ And goodness ♪ 881 00:47:08,080 --> 00:47:10,130 Dan, 882 00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:14,000 I know why she's not here, 883 00:47:14,000 --> 00:47:16,180 POLICEMAN: Roy Gleason, we know you're in there, 884 00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:18,160 You have 10 seconds to come out 885 00:47:18,160 --> 00:47:20,160 with your hands in the air, 886 00:47:20,160 --> 00:47:22,150 ( glass shatters ) 887 00:47:23,210 --> 00:47:26,050 ( gunshots ) 888 00:47:26,050 --> 00:47:28,120 ♪ Take my heart ♪ 889 00:47:28,120 --> 00:47:30,170 ♪ Take my heart ♪ 890 00:47:30,170 --> 00:47:32,180 ♪ Take my heart ♪ 891 00:47:50,110 --> 00:47:54,060 ♪ For the hours I've spent ♪ 892 00:47:54,060 --> 00:47:58,020 ♪ Here with you ♪ 893 00:47:58,020 --> 00:48:01,030 ♪ Are like words,,, ♪ 894 00:48:01,030 --> 00:48:03,230 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 895 00:48:03,230 --> 00:48:06,170 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 896 00:48:06,170 --> 00:48:09,180 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 897 00:48:09,180 --> 00:48:12,050 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 898 00:48:12,050 --> 00:48:15,060 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 899 00:48:15,060 --> 00:48:17,100 ♪ Till,,, ♪ 900 00:48:17,100 --> 00:48:19,110 DAN: Red picked up the thousand dollar reward 901 00:48:19,110 --> 00:48:22,060 and just disappeared from sight, 902 00:48:22,060 --> 00:48:25,000 but it's almost like every jukebox I install 903 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:28,110 is waiting patiently for her return, 904 00:48:28,110 --> 00:48:30,010 but then what? 905 00:48:37,110 --> 00:48:39,090 ( music playing ) 906 00:48:42,230 --> 00:48:44,170 ( record scratches ) 907 00:48:49,130 --> 00:48:53,090 ♪ If you leave me tonight ♪ 908 00:48:53,090 --> 00:48:57,110 ♪ I will cry ♪ 909 00:48:57,110 --> 00:49:01,100 ♪ Though you say we will soon ♪ 910 00:49:01,100 --> 00:49:05,110 ♪ Meet again ♪ 911 00:49:05,110 --> 00:49:09,100 ♪ For the hours I've spent ♪ 912 00:49:09,100 --> 00:49:12,000 ♪ Here with you ♪ 913 00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,220 ( harmonica playing ) 914 00:49:40,120 --> 00:49:43,110 ( music playing ) 915 00:49:46,020 --> 00:49:47,030 Joe, 916 00:49:48,050 --> 00:49:51,000 Let's go home, Kelly, 917 00:49:58,220 --> 00:50:02,200 ♪ For the hours I've spent ♪ 918 00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:06,200 ♪ Here with you ♪ 919 00:50:06,200 --> 00:50:09,110 ♪ Are like words ♪ 920 00:50:09,110 --> 00:50:14,230 ♪ From a poet's pen ♪ 921 00:50:14,230 --> 00:50:17,120 ♪ Words like love ♪ 922 00:50:17,120 --> 00:50:19,110 ♪ And truth ♪ 923 00:50:19,110 --> 00:50:22,230 ♪ And goodness ♪ 924 00:50:22,230 --> 00:50:25,220 ♪ Words like till death,,, ♪ 925 00:50:25,220 --> 00:50:28,040 ( woman screaming ) 926 00:50:28,040 --> 00:50:30,220 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 927 00:50:30,220 --> 00:50:33,090 ♪ Till death,,, ♪ 928 00:50:41,180 --> 00:50:44,160 ( music playing ) 62574