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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,120 --> 00:00:04,090 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:31,110 ANNOUNCER: Starring tonight, 3 00:00:31,110 --> 00:00:33,020 Geraldine Page, 4 00:00:33,020 --> 00:00:34,220 Broderick Crawford, 5 00:00:34,220 --> 00:00:36,110 Barbara Steele, 6 00:00:36,110 --> 00:00:38,040 Richard Thomas, 7 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:39,170 Cloris Leachman, 8 00:00:39,170 --> 00:00:41,040 Michael Dunn, 9 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:42,070 and Lana Wood, 10 00:00:45,160 --> 00:00:47,120 ( music box playing ) 11 00:00:49,220 --> 00:00:51,150 Good evening, 12 00:00:51,150 --> 00:00:52,230 I'm your tour guide 13 00:00:52,230 --> 00:00:54,160 through this unusual salon 14 00:00:54,160 --> 00:00:57,190 of unusual statuary and paintings, 15 00:00:57,190 --> 00:01:00,230 These are the sort of things that may not please you, 16 00:01:00,230 --> 00:01:03,130 but very likely may chill you, 17 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:06,040 because this is the "Night Gallery," 18 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:09,020 ( music playing ) 19 00:01:12,010 --> 00:01:14,200 Now, this one here, unabashed and unashamed, 20 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:17,040 I submit to you is a dandy, 21 00:01:17,040 --> 00:01:19,020 It delves into an ancient funeral rite 22 00:01:19,020 --> 00:01:22,080 having to do with a person that's called a sin-eater-- 23 00:01:22,080 --> 00:01:23,160 one who attends a wake 24 00:01:23,160 --> 00:01:26,060 and partakes of the funeral food, 25 00:01:26,060 --> 00:01:29,080 and in the process, digests all the transgressions 26 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:30,190 of the deceased, 27 00:01:30,190 --> 00:01:32,060 so that he departs the earth 28 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:35,000 a much cleaner and sweeter little item, 29 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:37,040 Proving that we've become a bit more sophisticated 30 00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,000 in our tribal rights, 31 00:01:39,000 --> 00:01:40,100 but we are much the poorer 32 00:01:40,100 --> 00:01:43,100 for our 20th-century chromium intellect, 33 00:01:43,100 --> 00:01:44,230 You might agree with me 34 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,100 after you've seen 35 00:01:46,100 --> 00:01:47,230 "Sins of the Fathers," 36 00:01:47,230 --> 00:01:50,210 ( music playing ) 37 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:09,140 ( breathing ) 38 00:02:49,100 --> 00:02:50,170 ( horse neighs ) 39 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:53,060 ( horse trotting ) 40 00:03:24,210 --> 00:03:26,130 He can't come, 41 00:03:26,130 --> 00:03:29,220 He's too busy, and Tragarin's too busy, 42 00:03:29,220 --> 00:03:31,100 And the man from Conway? 43 00:03:31,100 --> 00:03:33,150 He's dead himself, 44 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:35,030 What, with the plague 45 00:03:35,030 --> 00:03:36,150 and now the famine, 46 00:03:36,150 --> 00:03:39,080 There's not another one to be had, 47 00:03:39,080 --> 00:03:42,020 MAN: There's Dillon Evans, 48 00:03:42,020 --> 00:03:43,090 That's right, 49 00:03:43,090 --> 00:03:45,020 There's Dillon Evans, 50 00:03:45,020 --> 00:03:46,130 Lives in that hut 51 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:49,050 on the north side of Plynlimon, 52 00:03:49,050 --> 00:03:51,040 Ride, 53 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:52,180 Offer him anything, 54 00:03:58,010 --> 00:03:59,080 Hy! 55 00:03:59,080 --> 00:04:02,080 Hah! 56 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:03,140 Hyah! Hyah! 57 00:04:10,190 --> 00:04:12,040 ( door closes ) 58 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:29,170 ( crows cawing ) 59 00:05:05,160 --> 00:05:07,200 MRS, EVANS: Who is it? 60 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:11,070 I work for Mrs, Craighill, 61 00:05:11,070 --> 00:05:13,160 She needs your husband, 62 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:15,090 MRS, EVANS: You can go back again, 63 00:05:15,090 --> 00:05:19,040 He can't come, He's sick, 64 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:21,230 Well, he must come! 65 00:05:21,230 --> 00:05:23,140 I've been looking for three days, 66 00:05:23,140 --> 00:05:25,090 and I can't find anyone else, 67 00:05:25,090 --> 00:05:28,120 MRS, EVANS: Why don't you get the man from Conway? 68 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,140 He's dead, too, 69 00:05:29,140 --> 00:05:30,160 He died yesterday, 70 00:05:30,160 --> 00:05:33,150 MRS, EVANS: Ah, ( chuckles ) 71 00:05:33,150 --> 00:05:35,030 I didn't know, 72 00:05:35,030 --> 00:05:37,020 Of course, you didn't know, 73 00:05:37,020 --> 00:05:39,020 You live way off alone, 74 00:05:39,020 --> 00:05:41,210 MRS, EVANS: Yes, we live way off alone, 75 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:44,070 Yes, but not from choice, 76 00:05:44,070 --> 00:05:46,050 You make us, 77 00:05:46,050 --> 00:05:48,040 When you need our men, you come running, 78 00:05:48,040 --> 00:05:50,100 After they've done what you want, 79 00:05:50,100 --> 00:05:53,220 you cast them off, pariahs, 80 00:05:53,220 --> 00:05:55,220 until you need them again, 81 00:05:55,220 --> 00:05:58,200 We pay, don't we? 82 00:05:58,200 --> 00:06:02,020 And there's fine food, a banquet every time, 83 00:06:02,020 --> 00:06:04,050 Well, he can't come, 84 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:06,110 He's sick, 85 00:06:07,230 --> 00:06:11,210 How sick is your man? 86 00:06:11,210 --> 00:06:13,150 There's no one else, 87 00:06:13,150 --> 00:06:15,040 My master's been dead for three days, 88 00:06:15,040 --> 00:06:16,110 and he must be buried tomorrow, 89 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:19,100 Is your man so very sick? 90 00:06:21,070 --> 00:06:23,020 He is, 91 00:06:23,020 --> 00:06:25,140 We have not eaten for a week, 92 00:06:25,140 --> 00:06:27,090 First, he was sick with the plague, 93 00:06:27,090 --> 00:06:29,200 and now he's sick with the famine, 94 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:33,020 Then let him come, 95 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:34,160 There's roast lamb 96 00:06:34,160 --> 00:06:37,200 and boiled eggs, 97 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:40,110 raw onion sliced across, 98 00:06:40,110 --> 00:06:44,040 and thick slices of bacon, 99 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:48,010 Fresh baked bread heavy with butter, 100 00:06:48,010 --> 00:06:51,100 All there waiting for him, 101 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:54,190 Great wedges of cake 102 00:06:54,190 --> 00:06:58,050 and whole slabs of white cheese, 103 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:09,080 You're sure there's nobody else you can get? 104 00:07:09,080 --> 00:07:12,060 No, they're all sick or dead themselves 105 00:07:12,060 --> 00:07:14,140 or busy with the dead, 106 00:07:14,140 --> 00:07:16,100 Where are you from? 107 00:07:16,100 --> 00:07:18,130 Carno, It's not very far, 108 00:07:18,130 --> 00:07:19,220 Well, how do you know what's too far? 109 00:07:19,220 --> 00:07:21,210 He's so weak, 110 00:07:24,030 --> 00:07:27,130 If he comes--I say "if"-- 111 00:07:27,130 --> 00:07:29,040 he rides your horse? 112 00:07:29,040 --> 00:07:32,230 Sin-eater ride my horse? 113 00:07:32,230 --> 00:07:34,220 What is so terrible about a sin-eater? 114 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:37,000 He gets you to God, doesn't he? 115 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:41,030 Oh, let's not quarrel, 116 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:45,090 The corpse is waiting, and the banquet is all laid out, 117 00:07:45,090 --> 00:07:47,190 Yes, Yes, 118 00:07:47,190 --> 00:07:51,040 My man is supposed to eat your master's sins, 119 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:55,110 and your master goes innocent to glory, 120 00:07:55,110 --> 00:07:58,220 What happens to my man? 121 00:07:58,220 --> 00:08:01,060 Eternal damnation 122 00:08:01,060 --> 00:08:04,060 for all the sins he has eaten, 123 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:06,150 for all the others down through the years, 124 00:08:06,150 --> 00:08:08,120 ( crying ) 125 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:12,080 SERVANT: Mrs, Evans, 126 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:15,000 no one made your husband 127 00:08:15,000 --> 00:08:16,090 a sin-eater, 128 00:08:16,090 --> 00:08:18,140 Hunger made him, 129 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:20,090 Money made him, 130 00:08:20,090 --> 00:08:23,060 The money that you throw after him, 131 00:08:23,060 --> 00:08:25,060 And when he's finished 132 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:27,100 and you drive him from your door,,, 133 00:08:27,100 --> 00:08:32,020 Yes, ma'am, And that's still the same, 134 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:34,040 The corpse is piled with food, 135 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,110 and there are three gold coins waiting to be thrown, 136 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,180 You'll let him ride your horse? 137 00:08:45,230 --> 00:08:47,180 I'll let him ride my horse, 138 00:08:47,180 --> 00:08:50,220 And you'll let him ride your horse back? 139 00:08:50,220 --> 00:08:52,120 SERVANT: I'll let him ride it back, 140 00:08:52,120 --> 00:08:54,170 Now, Mrs, Evans, please tell him 141 00:08:54,170 --> 00:08:56,060 and have him make haste, 142 00:08:58,140 --> 00:09:00,040 I'll tell him, 143 00:09:01,110 --> 00:09:03,230 Both ways, He rides both ways, 144 00:09:03,230 --> 00:09:06,060 SERVANT: Both ways, 145 00:09:06,060 --> 00:09:07,100 Both ways! 146 00:09:23,220 --> 00:09:26,170 Did your father hear? 147 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:28,120 IAN: No, 148 00:09:29,200 --> 00:09:33,040 But I heard, 149 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:37,020 MRS, EVANS: Why have you been crying? 150 00:09:37,020 --> 00:09:39,210 IAN: My father is sick and moaning, 151 00:09:39,210 --> 00:09:42,220 and all I think about is food, 152 00:09:44,020 --> 00:09:46,020 Ohh, 153 00:09:47,040 --> 00:09:49,000 Don't worry, 154 00:09:49,000 --> 00:09:51,000 You are going to eat, 155 00:09:53,130 --> 00:09:55,180 It's terrible to be hungry, 156 00:09:55,180 --> 00:09:58,020 You won't be hungry, 157 00:09:58,020 --> 00:09:59,190 Not after tonight, 158 00:10:01,100 --> 00:10:03,180 But where will the food come from, Mother? 159 00:10:03,180 --> 00:10:06,060 Will it drop like manna from heaven? 160 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:08,010 You heard the man, 161 00:10:08,010 --> 00:10:11,060 You will go with him, you will eat, 162 00:10:15,130 --> 00:10:17,080 Me? 163 00:10:20,230 --> 00:10:24,010 No, I couldn't, 164 00:10:24,010 --> 00:10:26,040 I couldn't eat a dead man's sins, 165 00:10:26,040 --> 00:10:27,170 You're hungry, 166 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:30,160 Food is food, 167 00:10:30,160 --> 00:10:33,080 But to eat from the chest of a dead man, Mother, 168 00:10:33,080 --> 00:10:35,120 the food will choke me, 169 00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:37,210 Ian, there is the money, 170 00:10:37,210 --> 00:10:39,140 those three pieces of gold, 171 00:10:39,140 --> 00:10:42,030 But I'd rather starve, 172 00:10:42,030 --> 00:10:45,170 And your father and your mother, 173 00:10:45,170 --> 00:10:47,100 you want them to starve? 174 00:10:47,100 --> 00:10:49,010 No, but, Mother, 175 00:10:49,010 --> 00:10:52,040 to eat from the chest of a corpse, 176 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:55,040 to take a man's sins and be done for all eternity, 177 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:56,110 - No, I won't! I can't do that! - Ian, Ian, 178 00:10:56,110 --> 00:10:58,080 - Shh! - I won't! 179 00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:12,010 Ian, 180 00:11:12,010 --> 00:11:15,020 What if you don't eat? 181 00:11:15,020 --> 00:11:17,060 To take the dead man's sins, 182 00:11:17,060 --> 00:11:19,020 you must eat the food 183 00:11:19,020 --> 00:11:21,080 on the corpse, 184 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,020 But what if you don't eat? 185 00:11:24,020 --> 00:11:27,030 What if you bring the food away? 186 00:11:30,200 --> 00:11:33,220 - Not eat? - No, 187 00:11:33,220 --> 00:11:35,230 No, not there, 188 00:11:35,230 --> 00:11:37,210 Not one crumb, 189 00:11:37,210 --> 00:11:40,130 Not a crumb, 190 00:11:40,130 --> 00:11:44,070 But everybody stands around, 191 00:11:44,070 --> 00:11:45,120 Everyone watches, 192 00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:47,180 Yes, but you'll send them out, 193 00:11:47,180 --> 00:11:51,000 Ian, 194 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:54,030 you'll tell them that you can only eat sin 195 00:11:54,030 --> 00:11:55,090 in solitude, 196 00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:58,150 And then they go out, 197 00:11:58,150 --> 00:12:00,230 and then you make the sounds, 198 00:12:00,230 --> 00:12:05,230 You scream and you cry out, 199 00:12:05,230 --> 00:12:07,100 so they can hear, 200 00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:10,150 But what-- what are the words, Mother? 201 00:12:10,150 --> 00:12:13,090 I don't know the words to say, 202 00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:15,080 SERVANT: It's 12 miles! 203 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:17,100 12 mountain miles! 204 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,150 He's coming! 205 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,130 He has to get dressed! 206 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:26,060 Ian, you've heard your father, 207 00:12:26,060 --> 00:12:28,190 First, he says the sin-eater's prayer, 208 00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,040 I don't--I don't know it, 209 00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:32,230 - No, you do, - IAN: I don't! 210 00:12:32,230 --> 00:12:35,180 Ian, you cry out to God Almighty, 211 00:12:35,180 --> 00:12:39,020 "Give me this man's sins, 212 00:12:39,020 --> 00:12:41,110 Let me be damned forever," 213 00:12:41,110 --> 00:12:45,120 I can't say that, Mother, I won't, 214 00:12:45,120 --> 00:12:48,170 MRS, EVANS: Well, then just mumble it, 215 00:12:50,150 --> 00:12:53,210 You've heard your father, 216 00:12:53,210 --> 00:12:56,110 First is the prayer, 217 00:12:56,110 --> 00:12:59,130 Then he hisses, 218 00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:02,090 and he mutters, 219 00:13:02,090 --> 00:13:03,130 he takes pauses 220 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:07,190 while he gobbles the food, 221 00:13:07,190 --> 00:13:10,020 and then he cries out to God again, 222 00:13:10,020 --> 00:13:12,160 But--But what, what are the words, Mother? 223 00:13:12,160 --> 00:13:14,120 I have no ear for the words, 224 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:16,130 The words are easy, 225 00:13:16,130 --> 00:13:18,140 You just keep begging heaven, 226 00:13:18,140 --> 00:13:22,000 You beg heaven to let the dead man's sins 227 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:25,080 flow from him into you, 228 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,080 - Just imitate your father, - But, Mother! 229 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:33,070 Mother, I can-- I can imitate a-- 230 00:13:33,070 --> 00:13:35,080 I can imitate a fox calling to a vixen, 231 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,020 and she call him back, and I can imitate an owl 232 00:13:38,020 --> 00:13:40,060 - but, Mother, I'm not,,, - Don't carry on, 233 00:13:40,060 --> 00:13:42,020 Mother, Mother, I'm-- 234 00:13:42,020 --> 00:13:43,170 Mother, a nighthawk, I can imitate 235 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,140 and a rabbit I can make come to me, but words! 236 00:13:45,140 --> 00:13:47,080 - Shh, - I can't, 237 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:50,090 You just have to keep begging heaven 238 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,120 louder and louder and faster 239 00:13:52,120 --> 00:13:55,110 so heaven will heed and hear, 240 00:13:55,110 --> 00:13:58,060 Well, 241 00:13:58,060 --> 00:14:00,200 but when do I shriek? 242 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,160 You take time, 243 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:05,040 Take time with the begging, 244 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:08,150 and then when the sin enters you, 245 00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:11,040 you scream out with horror, 246 00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:14,010 And then you--you run, 247 00:14:14,010 --> 00:14:17,070 whimpering from the house, 248 00:14:17,070 --> 00:14:19,030 But don't forget 249 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:22,130 to pick up the money, 250 00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:25,210 And, uh, I won't have to eat his sins? 251 00:14:25,210 --> 00:14:28,050 No, Ian, no, 252 00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:31,030 And you bring back roast lamb, 253 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:37,170 ( music playing ) 254 00:14:37,170 --> 00:14:39,210 But I'll have to stay alone with a dead man, 255 00:14:39,210 --> 00:14:44,030 Thick slices of bacon, 256 00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:46,140 wedges of cake 257 00:14:46,140 --> 00:14:49,220 with raisins and nuts, 258 00:14:49,220 --> 00:14:52,070 butter on the cake, 259 00:14:52,070 --> 00:14:54,120 And I bring it all home? 260 00:14:54,120 --> 00:14:56,100 Yes, 261 00:15:02,230 --> 00:15:03,210 For you? 262 00:15:07,130 --> 00:15:08,150 No, 263 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,010 I shan't touch one crumb, 264 00:15:13,050 --> 00:15:15,040 Not a crumb, 265 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:18,190 For Father? 266 00:15:18,190 --> 00:15:20,090 MRS, EVANS: No, 267 00:15:20,090 --> 00:15:22,040 Not for your father, 268 00:15:22,040 --> 00:15:25,210 You shall eat it all 269 00:15:25,210 --> 00:15:27,120 and in this house, 270 00:15:36,010 --> 00:15:37,040 ( door closes ) 271 00:16:02,130 --> 00:16:03,190 ( horse walking ) 272 00:16:03,190 --> 00:16:04,210 ( whinnying ) 273 00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:48,040 What is this you have brought me? 274 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,080 This is no sin-eater, 275 00:16:50,080 --> 00:16:52,110 This is a boy, 276 00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:55,010 SERVANT: He can eat as well as another, 277 00:16:55,010 --> 00:16:57,100 Perhaps better, 278 00:16:57,100 --> 00:17:01,190 A boy is young and strong to bear the burdens of sin, 279 00:17:23,170 --> 00:17:26,110 WIDOW: Do you call this strong? 280 00:17:26,110 --> 00:17:30,010 Look how thin he is, 281 00:17:30,010 --> 00:17:33,030 As for young, 282 00:17:33,030 --> 00:17:35,030 is this poor child to take on the evil 283 00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:38,000 of a grown man's entire existence? 284 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:40,120 He's still a sin-eater, 285 00:17:40,120 --> 00:17:41,100 Let him eat, 286 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:46,100 Have I not ridden every night 287 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:48,050 for three days and three nights? 288 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:50,180 And all the time, I walked beside the horse 289 00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:52,080 while he rode, 290 00:17:52,080 --> 00:17:53,230 and half the time I had to support him 291 00:17:53,230 --> 00:17:55,130 so he wouldn't tumble off, 292 00:17:55,130 --> 00:17:59,010 He's weak, 293 00:17:59,010 --> 00:18:01,210 There is no other, 294 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,210 I'm hungry! 295 00:18:52,220 --> 00:18:54,100 MAN: Shall we not begin? 296 00:18:58,050 --> 00:19:00,050 Start, boy, 297 00:19:00,050 --> 00:19:02,000 If you're a sin-eater, you know the words, 298 00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:11,140 You must know the words of the sin-eater's prayer, 299 00:19:11,140 --> 00:19:16,090 ( imitates animal howling ) 300 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:17,180 Oww! 301 00:19:17,180 --> 00:19:22,140 WOMAN: He's a fraud! Throw him out! 302 00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:24,130 - MAN: He didn't say the prayer, - SECOND MAN: No, 303 00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:26,020 He's not a fraud, 304 00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:29,040 He'll say the prayer, and he'll eat, 305 00:19:31,080 --> 00:19:34,040 Do you want my husband to go to hell, child? 306 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,100 Eat, child, eat, 307 00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:41,030 Eat, 308 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:43,140 Eat, child, 309 00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,180 Eat, 310 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:47,140 Eat, 311 00:19:47,140 --> 00:19:51,000 MRS, EVANS: Not one scrap, not one crumb, 312 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:53,060 ( panting ) 313 00:19:53,060 --> 00:19:56,030 SERVANT: Just a bite, 314 00:19:56,030 --> 00:19:59,170 No, No, no! No, you must all go! 315 00:20:01,140 --> 00:20:03,220 You must all go, 316 00:20:03,220 --> 00:20:05,130 I am one that eats alone, 317 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:07,010 OLD MAN: Oh, no, lad, 318 00:20:07,010 --> 00:20:10,110 The sin-eater eats before the witnesses, 319 00:20:10,110 --> 00:20:12,110 SECOND MAN: Witnesses must be present, 320 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:15,200 OLD MAN: Witnesses must witness when the sin passes, 321 00:20:15,200 --> 00:20:18,050 Oh, but you'll hear it! I s--I s-- 322 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,110 I swear you'll hear the shriek 323 00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:22,120 when the sin passes into me! 324 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,110 OLD MAN: Oh, that's not right, No, no, no, 325 00:20:24,110 --> 00:20:25,150 SERVANT: He will do it, I tell you, 326 00:20:25,150 --> 00:20:26,210 He's the only one to be found, 327 00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:28,030 - No, it has to be done, - WIDOW: Quiet! 328 00:20:28,030 --> 00:20:29,130 Quiet, 329 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,120 ( whimpering ) 330 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:36,160 WIDOW: Yes, lad, yes, 331 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,130 If you are one that eats alone, 332 00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:41,220 then God's will be done, 333 00:20:46,030 --> 00:20:49,130 We shall stand in the next room, 334 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:52,160 We shall hear when the sin passes, 335 00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:54,200 When we hear the terrible wailing 336 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:57,110 and we hear the shriek of mortal terror, 337 00:20:57,110 --> 00:21:00,170 we shall know that the sin has passed, 338 00:22:04,030 --> 00:22:05,090 God Almighty! 339 00:22:05,090 --> 00:22:06,150 ( muttering ) 340 00:22:15,030 --> 00:22:16,220 Oh, let the sins of this corpse 341 00:22:16,220 --> 00:22:18,230 flow into my body, 342 00:22:18,230 --> 00:22:20,140 ( muttering ) 343 00:22:30,140 --> 00:22:32,210 IAN: Let the sins of this man flow into my body from his, 344 00:22:43,160 --> 00:22:46,010 ( whimpering ) 345 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,190 ( whimpering ) 346 00:23:03,010 --> 00:23:06,230 ( screaming ) 347 00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:11,180 ( grunting ) 348 00:23:16,230 --> 00:23:19,080 ( whimpering ) 349 00:23:30,120 --> 00:23:32,020 Ohh! 350 00:23:32,020 --> 00:23:34,200 ( grunting ) 351 00:23:46,020 --> 00:23:48,040 ( crying ) 352 00:24:02,080 --> 00:24:08,030 ( screaming ) 353 00:24:09,170 --> 00:24:14,100 ( screaming ) 354 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:19,230 ( screaming ) 355 00:24:19,230 --> 00:24:22,190 ( screaming ) 356 00:24:22,190 --> 00:24:26,010 ( screaming ) 357 00:24:34,140 --> 00:24:36,130 ( coins clanking ) 358 00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:39,100 ( crying ) 359 00:24:52,010 --> 00:24:54,110 ( loons calling ) 360 00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:19,000 MRS, EVANS: Did you bring the food? 361 00:26:22,220 --> 00:26:25,050 MRS, EVANS: Is that all of it? 362 00:26:25,050 --> 00:26:27,080 That's all of it, 363 00:26:27,080 --> 00:26:30,030 Not one morsel, not one crumb did I eat, 364 00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:33,050 Well, son, 365 00:26:33,050 --> 00:26:34,080 now you will eat, 366 00:26:43,100 --> 00:26:45,000 Wait, Where are you taking it? 367 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,140 No, it's mine, you promised! 368 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,140 Oh, no, you're not giving it all to him! 369 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,180 You will have all of it, 370 00:26:57,060 --> 00:26:58,070 All of it, 371 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,120 ( panting ) 372 00:27:18,230 --> 00:27:20,050 MRS, EVANS: Now you can eat, 373 00:27:40,140 --> 00:27:42,120 ( moans ) 374 00:27:47,070 --> 00:27:48,190 Ian, 375 00:27:48,190 --> 00:27:51,030 Ian, think of your father, 376 00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:55,130 He's your father, 377 00:27:55,130 --> 00:27:58,100 Oh, he's not a simple farmer 378 00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:01,100 with simple sins, 379 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:04,200 - He's your father, - ( crying ) No, 380 00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,110 - Think of your father, - No, 381 00:28:07,110 --> 00:28:10,150 No, to eat the sins of the sin-eater? 382 00:28:10,150 --> 00:28:12,090 Yes, 383 00:28:12,090 --> 00:28:14,160 You have to, 384 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:18,110 Think of all the sins of the sin-eater, 385 00:28:18,110 --> 00:28:21,020 Sin upon sin, 386 00:28:21,020 --> 00:28:23,190 year after year, 387 00:28:23,190 --> 00:28:26,100 Hundreds of sins 388 00:28:26,100 --> 00:28:28,010 from hundreds of men, 389 00:28:28,010 --> 00:28:30,070 Ian, 390 00:28:30,070 --> 00:28:32,080 Ian, someone has to take on the sins 391 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,030 of the sin-eater, 392 00:28:34,030 --> 00:28:36,120 - He's your father, - No, 393 00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:43,200 Are you going to let your father die 394 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,130 with all those sins unrepented? 395 00:28:46,130 --> 00:28:49,010 Unshriven? 396 00:28:49,010 --> 00:28:51,050 Unforgiven? 397 00:28:55,050 --> 00:28:56,210 Ian, 398 00:28:58,120 --> 00:29:01,130 Ian, you smell bacon? 399 00:29:03,060 --> 00:29:05,160 See? 400 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,210 See how white the cheese? 401 00:29:07,210 --> 00:29:11,020 IAN: ( crying ) No! 402 00:29:11,020 --> 00:29:15,050 Even though they're crushed, the golden yolks, 403 00:29:15,050 --> 00:29:16,190 Ian, don't worry, 404 00:29:16,190 --> 00:29:18,160 ( Ian sobbing ) 405 00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:21,000 You will have a son, 406 00:29:26,050 --> 00:29:28,200 Oh, God! 407 00:29:31,160 --> 00:29:33,100 Oh, God! 408 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:34,220 Have mercy! 409 00:29:34,220 --> 00:29:36,120 ( coughing ) 410 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:38,090 Give me this man's sins, 411 00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:42,030 and let me be damned forever! 412 00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:44,060 ( sobbing ) 413 00:29:44,060 --> 00:29:48,030 ( Ian eating ) 414 00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:55,140 ( screaming ) 415 00:29:55,140 --> 00:30:00,090 ( screaming ) 416 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:03,190 ( screaming ) 417 00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:09,070 Offered to you now, 418 00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:12,040 an item having to do with labor and management, 419 00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,200 An employment office 420 00:30:13,200 --> 00:30:17,110 where is offered a collection of potential employees 421 00:30:17,110 --> 00:30:19,180 whose skills are unique, 422 00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:21,180 For, in addition to their loyalty, 423 00:30:21,180 --> 00:30:24,070 industriousness, punctuality, 424 00:30:24,070 --> 00:30:26,100 and impeccable cleanliness, 425 00:30:26,100 --> 00:30:29,000 they also run at least 100,000 miles 426 00:30:29,000 --> 00:30:31,230 without a lube and an oil change, 427 00:30:31,230 --> 00:30:33,210 It's no wonder we call this one, 428 00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:36,050 "You Can't Get Help Like That Anymore," 429 00:30:36,050 --> 00:30:39,030 ( music playing ) 430 00:31:30,070 --> 00:31:32,090 This is our domestic help section--- 431 00:31:32,090 --> 00:31:33,170 butlers, cooks, maids, 432 00:31:33,170 --> 00:31:35,080 everything for the home, 433 00:31:35,080 --> 00:31:37,050 They look so incredibly real, 434 00:31:37,050 --> 00:31:39,010 Well, they are real, Mrs, Foster, 435 00:31:39,010 --> 00:31:40,120 They're just as real as you and I, 436 00:31:43,070 --> 00:31:44,200 And do they think? 437 00:31:44,200 --> 00:31:46,200 They actually think? 438 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,070 They think in the sense that there are thought areas 439 00:31:50,070 --> 00:31:52,210 into which they've been fed computerized data 440 00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:55,160 that enable them to make decisions, 441 00:31:55,160 --> 00:31:57,160 For instance, 442 00:31:57,160 --> 00:31:59,080 this model here 443 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:02,120 is our production model 706 house maid, 444 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:06,000 Now, she can decide 445 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,140 when's the proper time to change the sheets 446 00:32:07,140 --> 00:32:08,220 and pillowcases for instance, 447 00:32:08,220 --> 00:32:11,030 or wax the floor, things like that, 448 00:32:11,030 --> 00:32:13,120 That is the extent of her thought process, 449 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:15,080 if you will, 450 00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:17,080 Here's a new model, we're just, uh,,, 451 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:18,190 just developing, 452 00:32:18,190 --> 00:32:22,010 This is our production model 738, chauffeur, 453 00:32:22,010 --> 00:32:24,150 FOSTER: You mean he actually drives? 454 00:32:24,150 --> 00:32:27,030 He does indeed with consummate skill, 455 00:32:27,030 --> 00:32:28,140 Par excellence, 456 00:32:28,140 --> 00:32:30,000 Well, that's incredible, 457 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,150 Seems so, doesn't it? 458 00:32:31,150 --> 00:32:33,050 You should see the more expensive model, 459 00:32:33,050 --> 00:32:35,030 This chap not only drives, 460 00:32:35,030 --> 00:32:37,020 but makes major automotive repairs 461 00:32:37,020 --> 00:32:39,130 and better than you could get done at any garage, 462 00:32:39,130 --> 00:32:42,100 ( device buzzes ) 463 00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:44,080 Hample here, 464 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,160 MAN: ( on device ) You're wanted in the complaint department, 465 00:32:45,160 --> 00:32:46,180 Mr, Hample, 466 00:32:46,180 --> 00:32:48,140 HAMPLE: I'll be there directly, 467 00:32:48,140 --> 00:32:50,070 If you'll excuse me, 468 00:32:50,070 --> 00:32:53,110 Uh, why don't you come on in to our hospitality room 469 00:32:53,110 --> 00:32:54,230 and look at the brochures, and I'll be with you 470 00:32:54,230 --> 00:32:57,080 - in a minute, huh? - Complaint department? 471 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,090 Oh, you caught that, 472 00:32:59,090 --> 00:33:02,170 Well, complaint is just kind of a catch-all phrase, 473 00:33:02,170 --> 00:33:04,080 Not even complaints really, 474 00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:05,150 Just--usually, 475 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:08,080 just slight modifications required, 476 00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,150 You know, statistically, 477 00:33:09,150 --> 00:33:12,140 we have fewer than two percent returns 478 00:33:12,140 --> 00:33:14,060 and ninety-nine percent of the adjustments 479 00:33:14,060 --> 00:33:16,150 are of a minor nature, believe me, 480 00:33:23,030 --> 00:33:24,060 WOMAN: Good afternoon, Mr, Hample, 481 00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:25,110 Good afternoon, Miss Sherman, 482 00:33:25,110 --> 00:33:27,030 This is Mr, and Mrs, Foster, 483 00:33:27,030 --> 00:33:29,180 They're interested in some of our domestic models, 484 00:33:29,180 --> 00:33:31,110 I'm very pleased to know you both, 485 00:33:31,110 --> 00:33:33,080 May I get you coffee? 486 00:33:33,080 --> 00:33:34,170 Or a drink? 487 00:33:34,170 --> 00:33:36,000 Uh, coffee, please, 488 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,210 - Black, - The same, please, 489 00:33:38,210 --> 00:33:40,230 Make yourselves comfortable, 490 00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:48,010 ( computer beeping ) 491 00:33:53,180 --> 00:33:57,150 Our production model 473, 492 00:33:57,150 --> 00:33:59,070 You can just shut them off? 493 00:33:59,070 --> 00:34:00,190 HAMPLE: At your pleasure and convenience, 494 00:34:00,190 --> 00:34:04,050 Or you can reset their functioning time, 495 00:34:04,050 --> 00:34:06,030 They can work 24 hours a day if you want them to, 496 00:34:06,030 --> 00:34:07,160 That's incredible, It-- 497 00:34:09,110 --> 00:34:10,190 It's also a little scary, 498 00:34:10,190 --> 00:34:12,230 Scary? 499 00:34:12,230 --> 00:34:15,190 Well, yeah, when they're working, 500 00:34:15,190 --> 00:34:17,190 they seem so real, so human, 501 00:34:17,190 --> 00:34:21,080 and when you turn them off, it's as if,,, 502 00:34:21,080 --> 00:34:23,030 As if what, Mrs, Foster? 503 00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:25,120 It's as if you kill them, 504 00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:27,130 ( device buzzes) 505 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:30,180 What is it? 506 00:34:30,180 --> 00:34:32,120 MAN: ( on device ) Complaints department, sir, 507 00:34:32,120 --> 00:34:34,200 There are some customers who are very anxious to speak with you, 508 00:34:34,200 --> 00:34:36,220 And Dr, Kessler has been trying to reach you, sir, 509 00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:38,190 I'll be right there, 510 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:45,050 ( computer beeping ) 511 00:34:50,160 --> 00:34:53,080 Miss Sherman will take care of you, 512 00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:55,110 I'll be right back, 513 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,020 You wanted to see me, Kessler? 514 00:35:06,020 --> 00:35:07,050 When you have a moment, yes, 515 00:35:07,050 --> 00:35:08,210 Can it keep? 516 00:35:08,210 --> 00:35:10,150 I've got two people waiting for me with a complaint, 517 00:35:10,150 --> 00:35:12,170 You have a person here waiting for you with a complaint, 518 00:35:12,170 --> 00:35:15,000 Now, look at that, 519 00:35:17,060 --> 00:35:19,200 HAMPLE: Good Lord, what caused this? 520 00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,100 What caused this 521 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:24,020 is a psychopathic wrecking team 522 00:35:24,020 --> 00:35:26,160 called Mr, and Mrs, Joseph Fulton, 523 00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,200 personally awaiting you with a whining complaint 524 00:35:28,200 --> 00:35:31,130 that we build defective merchandise, 525 00:35:34,010 --> 00:35:36,030 Defective in this case meaning that we didn't build it 526 00:35:36,030 --> 00:35:38,070 out of concrete and armor-plated steel, 527 00:35:38,070 --> 00:35:40,050 Now, hold on, Kessler, this could very well 528 00:35:40,050 --> 00:35:41,130 have been caused by an accident, 529 00:35:41,130 --> 00:35:43,060 This could only have been caused 530 00:35:43,060 --> 00:35:44,200 by two neurotic sadists 531 00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:47,060 who find pure joy in the act of destruction, 532 00:35:47,060 --> 00:35:49,000 ( device buzzing ) 533 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:50,030 - Yes? - MAN: Mr, and Mrs, Fulton 534 00:35:50,030 --> 00:35:51,170 are still looking for you, sir, 535 00:35:51,170 --> 00:35:54,200 Later, I'm very busy here with Dr, Kessler, 536 00:35:56,010 --> 00:35:58,150 Look at it, 537 00:35:58,150 --> 00:36:00,200 All the major circuits torn out, 538 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:03,200 All the limbs, dismembered, and fractured, 539 00:36:03,200 --> 00:36:05,200 the entire body pockmarked 540 00:36:05,200 --> 00:36:07,070 FULTON: Oh, there you are, Hample, 541 00:36:07,070 --> 00:36:08,160 I wanna talk to you, not to any middle man, 542 00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:09,180 Now, let me tell you something, 543 00:36:09,180 --> 00:36:11,100 No, let me tell him! 544 00:36:11,100 --> 00:36:13,160 - We wanted a maid, right? - Yes, Mrs, Fulton, 545 00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:15,150 Nothing special, nothing complicated, 546 00:36:15,150 --> 00:36:18,050 - Just a maid, - I understand, 547 00:36:18,050 --> 00:36:20,100 Who could wash a floor and make a bed, 548 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:22,100 Uh, nothing complicated at all, 549 00:36:22,100 --> 00:36:23,190 - Yes, - And what do we get? 550 00:36:23,190 --> 00:36:25,140 Some--some skimpy, 551 00:36:25,140 --> 00:36:28,050 just jerry-built piece of trash 552 00:36:28,050 --> 00:36:30,140 that can't even make a bed, and it broke down! 553 00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:32,120 KESSLER: It did not break down! 554 00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:33,220 Not broke down, madam, 555 00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,090 It was broken down, it was tortured, 556 00:36:35,090 --> 00:36:37,010 abused, punished, and wrecked! 557 00:36:37,010 --> 00:36:38,040 Please, Kessler, 558 00:36:38,040 --> 00:36:39,210 You want a maid, do you? 559 00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:41,110 Well, the only kind of maid we could develop 560 00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:42,210 for people like you would be a surplus tank 561 00:36:42,210 --> 00:36:44,110 with an apron on it! 562 00:36:44,110 --> 00:36:46,030 Now, wait a minute, I wanna tell you something, 563 00:36:46,030 --> 00:36:47,150 No, let me tell him, 564 00:36:47,150 --> 00:36:49,170 You're cheats, That's what you are, 565 00:36:49,170 --> 00:36:51,120 And we've a good mind to report you, 566 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:54,220 $25,000, and for what? Why, this thing 567 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:56,150 isn't even as strong as a human! 568 00:36:56,150 --> 00:36:57,220 What would you know about it? 569 00:36:59,150 --> 00:37:02,050 These things 570 00:37:02,050 --> 00:37:03,190 have more human qualities 571 00:37:03,190 --> 00:37:05,020 than you two have ever dreamt of, 572 00:37:05,020 --> 00:37:08,130 What did you ever kick, punch, and abuse 573 00:37:08,130 --> 00:37:11,010 before we developed robots for you? 574 00:37:11,010 --> 00:37:12,200 Did you pull wings off of flies? 575 00:37:12,200 --> 00:37:14,040 Did you pour kerosene on cats? 576 00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:15,040 - Did you,,, - That's enough, 577 00:37:15,040 --> 00:37:16,020 That's quite enough, 578 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,080 I humbly apologize to you, Mrs, Fulton, 579 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:23,000 Mr, Fulton, please, I truly do, 580 00:37:23,000 --> 00:37:24,130 Now, if you'll wait in the lobby, 581 00:37:24,130 --> 00:37:26,140 I'll arrange for a replacement maid, 582 00:37:26,140 --> 00:37:29,120 One of our newer models, You can pick it out yourself, 583 00:37:29,120 --> 00:37:31,060 You'll have it by mid-afternoon, I guarantee it, 584 00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:34,010 and I guarantee total satisfaction, 585 00:37:37,230 --> 00:37:41,030 You want an apology, I suppose, 586 00:37:41,030 --> 00:37:43,140 That would be a good practice, 587 00:37:43,140 --> 00:37:45,190 followed logically by your resignation, 588 00:37:45,190 --> 00:37:47,160 Abuse, 589 00:37:47,160 --> 00:37:49,060 is that what you said? 590 00:37:49,060 --> 00:37:50,220 Punish, torture? 591 00:37:50,220 --> 00:37:52,190 Were those your words? 592 00:37:52,190 --> 00:37:54,130 Dr, Kessler, 593 00:37:54,130 --> 00:37:56,060 you're a very valuable man 594 00:37:56,060 --> 00:37:58,020 and a rare intelligence, 595 00:37:58,020 --> 00:37:59,130 I give you that up front, 596 00:37:59,130 --> 00:38:02,210 But I also give you this for a corollary, 597 00:38:02,210 --> 00:38:06,160 You certainly must recognize this is not a human being, 598 00:38:06,160 --> 00:38:10,040 This--This thing here is just a machine, 599 00:38:10,040 --> 00:38:12,140 They're not just a machines, 600 00:38:12,140 --> 00:38:14,230 This is not just a machine? 601 00:38:18,010 --> 00:38:20,150 This isn't just flesh-colored plastic, 602 00:38:20,150 --> 00:38:23,170 These aren't just wires and computer circuits, 603 00:38:23,170 --> 00:38:27,060 This isn't just an inanimate, lifeless synthetic? 604 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,070 Right now, I think you'd better explain this to me, Kessler, 605 00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:44,190 It's a phenomenon I have just observed, 606 00:38:44,190 --> 00:38:48,150 These, uh, beings that we've created, 607 00:38:48,150 --> 00:38:51,040 they've developed certain dimensions, 608 00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:52,190 certain characteristics, 609 00:38:52,190 --> 00:38:54,210 I can't accept that, 610 00:38:54,210 --> 00:38:56,160 KESSLER: You'd better, 611 00:38:56,160 --> 00:38:59,200 And you'd better accept this, too, 612 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:01,110 In the beginning, they only respond 613 00:39:01,110 --> 00:39:02,230 to what is programmed into them, 614 00:39:02,230 --> 00:39:04,090 And then? 615 00:39:04,090 --> 00:39:07,040 KESSLER: And then, like the human infant, 616 00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,130 they begin to mature, 617 00:39:10,130 --> 00:39:13,010 They begin to develop emotional reactions, 618 00:39:13,010 --> 00:39:14,150 And the next step-- 619 00:39:14,150 --> 00:39:17,110 and you'd best prepare for this, Mr, Hample-- 620 00:39:17,110 --> 00:39:20,200 they begin to develop survival instincts 621 00:39:20,200 --> 00:39:23,060 and methods, 622 00:39:23,060 --> 00:39:27,010 And when that happens, good Mr, Hample, 623 00:39:27,010 --> 00:39:30,030 you'd best get on the telephone to people like the Fultons 624 00:39:30,030 --> 00:39:32,190 and tell them to take out their aggressions on the wall 625 00:39:32,190 --> 00:39:34,190 or a punching bag 626 00:39:34,190 --> 00:39:37,060 or something that won't hit back, 627 00:39:46,190 --> 00:39:50,200 ( party music playing, man and Mrs, Fulton laughing ) 628 00:39:52,050 --> 00:39:53,160 ( grunting ) 629 00:40:01,130 --> 00:40:03,180 ( Mrs, Fulton laughing ) 630 00:40:13,000 --> 00:40:14,050 ( door opens ) 631 00:40:37,220 --> 00:40:39,050 ( glass shatters ) 632 00:40:50,090 --> 00:40:52,110 So you're the maid? 633 00:40:52,110 --> 00:40:54,150 I'm model number 931, Mr, Fulton, 634 00:40:54,150 --> 00:40:56,090 I'm here to serve you, 635 00:40:58,100 --> 00:41:00,220 Model 931, 636 00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:04,050 Let me tell you something, 637 00:41:04,050 --> 00:41:06,120 Whoever made you sure put it all together, 638 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:09,170 because you're a one little charming hunk of maid, 639 00:41:09,170 --> 00:41:11,100 believe me, 640 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:13,040 Thank you, Mr, Fulton, 641 00:41:14,220 --> 00:41:15,220 Don't forget this one, 642 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,130 Now, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, 643 00:41:21,130 --> 00:41:25,060 Can't you do anything else besides clean up a room? 644 00:41:25,060 --> 00:41:27,200 I am programmed to take complete charge of a house, 645 00:41:27,200 --> 00:41:29,070 This includes all cleaning, 646 00:41:29,070 --> 00:41:30,110 answering telephones, 647 00:41:30,110 --> 00:41:31,220 and other related duties, 648 00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:34,060 Well, I got news for you, 649 00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:36,230 If that's the sum total of your services, 650 00:41:36,230 --> 00:41:40,090 why did they give you such a beautiful face and body? 651 00:41:41,160 --> 00:41:42,190 I think-- 652 00:41:44,030 --> 00:41:45,200 I think it's a gross deception, 653 00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:47,030 that's what I think, 654 00:41:47,030 --> 00:41:49,090 Because anybody that looks like you 655 00:41:49,090 --> 00:41:50,200 has got to be able to do more 656 00:41:50,200 --> 00:41:52,040 than just clean up a room, 657 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,000 MRS, FULTON: Is that what you think, 658 00:41:55,000 --> 00:41:56,180 joy boy? 659 00:42:01,230 --> 00:42:05,080 Then again, give this a thought, Joe, 660 00:42:06,130 --> 00:42:09,140 Maybe she's not just a maid, 661 00:42:09,140 --> 00:42:14,060 Maybe that's only a part of her function, 662 00:42:15,200 --> 00:42:19,080 Is it possible that they programmed 663 00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:21,100 a little slut into you? 664 00:42:21,100 --> 00:42:22,170 Oh, no, ma'am, 665 00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:24,180 My model number is that of a domestic, 666 00:42:24,180 --> 00:42:26,180 If you wanted a robot aid 667 00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:28,070 whose functions were more complicated,,, 668 00:42:28,070 --> 00:42:30,230 That's bull, dearie, 669 00:42:34,170 --> 00:42:36,100 ( dishes and flatware clinking ) 670 00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:44,190 What I just did, did that, um,,, 671 00:42:44,190 --> 00:42:46,180 Did that tick you off? 672 00:42:53,010 --> 00:42:55,120 I asked you a question, 673 00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:58,030 Inside that maze of wires 674 00:42:58,030 --> 00:43:00,030 and expensive tubes, 675 00:43:00,030 --> 00:43:03,010 is there a little special battery 676 00:43:03,010 --> 00:43:05,040 that--that makes you 677 00:43:05,040 --> 00:43:07,220 want to break people's heads open? 678 00:43:07,220 --> 00:43:10,020 We do not possess the capacity for anger, 679 00:43:11,140 --> 00:43:13,020 Did you hear that, Joe? 680 00:43:13,020 --> 00:43:15,130 Why don't you let her clean up the mess? 681 00:43:15,130 --> 00:43:18,090 Because I'm fascinated 682 00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:21,170 with this prefabricated little wild flower, 683 00:43:21,170 --> 00:43:23,200 who can get pinched,,, 684 00:43:25,000 --> 00:43:27,090 who can get stepped on,,, 685 00:43:29,210 --> 00:43:32,180 who can get knocked through a wall,,, 686 00:43:32,180 --> 00:43:34,230 and the worst that can happen 687 00:43:34,230 --> 00:43:38,010 is that she'll light up and say, "Don't," 688 00:43:39,180 --> 00:43:41,070 Why don't you stop picking on her? 689 00:43:41,070 --> 00:43:45,220 I might ask the same question of you, 690 00:43:45,220 --> 00:43:50,210 You've got a thing about sophisticated machinery, 691 00:43:50,210 --> 00:43:52,220 Why don't you go out in the garage 692 00:43:52,220 --> 00:43:56,140 and pinch the power mower? 693 00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:58,140 Just a minute, 694 00:43:58,140 --> 00:44:00,170 I'm not finished, 695 00:44:03,170 --> 00:44:06,050 We don't,,, 696 00:44:06,050 --> 00:44:07,080 employ you, 697 00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:10,080 We own you, 698 00:44:12,070 --> 00:44:13,090 Remember that, 699 00:44:19,150 --> 00:44:21,150 I own this furniture, 700 00:44:29,210 --> 00:44:32,040 I own these drapes, 701 00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:38,000 I own these pictures, 702 00:44:41,130 --> 00:44:44,070 - I own this booze, - ( liquid swishing ) 703 00:44:50,100 --> 00:44:53,130 And I own you, 704 00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:02,140 Now, if,,, 705 00:45:02,140 --> 00:45:07,200 now and then I get off my feed and, uh, irritable, 706 00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:11,180 I may have to take it out on you, 707 00:45:13,180 --> 00:45:17,030 I may have to remind you 708 00:45:17,030 --> 00:45:19,160 that you are just a,,, 709 00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:22,160 vacuum cleaner 710 00:45:22,160 --> 00:45:24,140 with pretty legs, 711 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:31,070 Your predecessor didn't, uh, work out so well, 712 00:45:31,070 --> 00:45:33,230 She couldn't hack it in the service, 713 00:45:33,230 --> 00:45:36,120 ( chuckling ) 714 00:45:47,130 --> 00:45:50,120 You want to register a complaint? 715 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,100 I give you my permission, 716 00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:56,200 I also give you fair warning 717 00:45:56,200 --> 00:45:59,210 that I may let you have it with a lamp, 718 00:45:59,210 --> 00:46:02,050 I was only looking at you, Mrs, Fulton, 719 00:46:03,150 --> 00:46:05,060 Say again, 720 00:46:05,060 --> 00:46:07,090 I said I was only looking at you, 721 00:46:07,090 --> 00:46:09,020 you and your husband, 722 00:46:09,020 --> 00:46:12,030 You were only looking at us, 723 00:46:13,050 --> 00:46:14,200 All right, dearie, 724 00:46:16,020 --> 00:46:17,210 What do you see? 725 00:46:17,210 --> 00:46:21,190 I said, what do you see? 726 00:46:22,210 --> 00:46:24,190 MAID: Mrs, Fulton, 727 00:46:24,190 --> 00:46:27,000 I can't lie, 728 00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,100 MRS, FULTON: No? 729 00:46:28,100 --> 00:46:30,160 I'm programmed to tell the truth, 730 00:46:30,160 --> 00:46:33,080 So tell the truth, What do you see? 731 00:46:33,080 --> 00:46:37,140 I see a middle-aged woman, 732 00:46:37,140 --> 00:46:39,040 aging without grace-- 733 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:43,060 aggressive, competitive, discontented, 734 00:46:43,060 --> 00:46:46,000 with an ugliness inside that can't be covered 735 00:46:46,000 --> 00:46:47,180 with cosmetics, 736 00:46:49,210 --> 00:46:51,060 And Mr, Fulton-- 737 00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:55,100 crude, cruel, vulgar, 738 00:46:55,100 --> 00:46:58,130 lusting for everything, but loving nothing, 739 00:47:00,160 --> 00:47:02,200 Now, shall I continue to clean up the room, 740 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,230 or what is your pleasure? 741 00:47:07,150 --> 00:47:09,140 My pleasure 742 00:47:09,140 --> 00:47:13,100 is to deactivate you for good, 743 00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:15,000 Mrs, Fulton, you pointed out 744 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,220 that my predecessor was incapable of survival here, 745 00:47:17,220 --> 00:47:20,070 I must warn you so long as I'm activated, 746 00:47:20,070 --> 00:47:22,190 I shall defend myself against destruction, 747 00:47:22,190 --> 00:47:24,040 What's that? 748 00:47:24,040 --> 00:47:26,190 I shall not allow you to destroy me, 749 00:47:26,190 --> 00:47:29,160 MR, FULTON: You shall not allow us? 750 00:47:29,160 --> 00:47:31,220 Let me tell you, Miss 931, 751 00:47:31,220 --> 00:47:34,070 or whatever your name is, 752 00:47:34,070 --> 00:47:36,070 You're just about five seconds away from a scrapheap! 753 00:47:36,070 --> 00:47:37,220 ( groans ) 754 00:47:44,140 --> 00:47:47,160 Please, Mrs, Fulton, I have no desire to hurt, 755 00:47:47,160 --> 00:47:50,130 no wish to give pain, but I must survive, 756 00:47:50,130 --> 00:47:54,200 And so you shall, dearie, 757 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:58,220 Just long enough to wish you'd never been built, 758 00:47:58,220 --> 00:48:00,130 ( screams ) 759 00:48:00,130 --> 00:48:02,000 ( glass shatters ) 760 00:48:03,200 --> 00:48:06,180 ( phone rings ) 761 00:48:06,180 --> 00:48:09,090 Hello, yes, No, ma'am, 762 00:48:09,090 --> 00:48:12,220 We have temporarily discontinued our operation, 763 00:48:12,220 --> 00:48:15,040 That's correct, No, ma'am, 764 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,170 We frankly don't know whether it will resume or not, 765 00:48:17,170 --> 00:48:20,090 I'm sorry, what was the question? 766 00:48:20,090 --> 00:48:22,150 We're undergoing a reorganization, 767 00:48:22,150 --> 00:48:24,130 No, ma'am, I can't tell you a date 768 00:48:24,130 --> 00:48:26,050 or a time or even whether or not 769 00:48:26,050 --> 00:48:28,160 we'll be back in operation in the near future, 770 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,000 Thank you for your call, 771 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:32,080 Goodbye, 772 00:48:48,090 --> 00:48:51,070 ( music playing ) 773 00:49:06,060 --> 00:49:07,180 Is everything all right? 774 00:49:07,180 --> 00:49:09,110 KESSLER: Everything functioning well, 775 00:49:16,070 --> 00:49:17,050 How very odd, 776 00:49:21,110 --> 00:49:23,090 KESSLER: The ingenuousness of man, 777 00:49:23,090 --> 00:49:25,130 his cleverness, 778 00:49:25,130 --> 00:49:29,160 The paragon of animals, 779 00:49:29,160 --> 00:49:31,180 And yet his incredible 780 00:49:31,180 --> 00:49:33,110 and amazing stupidity, 781 00:49:35,180 --> 00:49:38,080 There was an English writer, Samuel Butler, 782 00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:39,220 He wrote a book called "Erewhon," 783 00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:41,220 And there's a line in it, 784 00:49:41,220 --> 00:49:46,180 "There is no security against the ultimate development 785 00:49:46,180 --> 00:49:48,160 "of mechanical consciousness, 786 00:49:48,160 --> 00:49:50,170 in the fact of machines possessing 787 00:49:50,170 --> 00:49:52,150 little consciousness now," 788 00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,040 "Even a potato 789 00:49:57,040 --> 00:49:58,170 "in a dark cellar 790 00:49:58,170 --> 00:50:01,090 "has a certain low cunning about him 791 00:50:01,090 --> 00:50:04,090 which serves him in excellent stead," 792 00:50:05,210 --> 00:50:08,060 How very true, 793 00:50:08,060 --> 00:50:10,230 How very tragically true, 794 00:50:10,230 --> 00:50:12,010 for them, 795 00:50:27,010 --> 00:50:30,000 ( music playing ) 55573