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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,200 --> 00:00:03,180 ( music playing ) 2 00:00:29,060 --> 00:00:30,090 ANNOUNCER: Starring tonight, 3 00:00:30,090 --> 00:00:32,090 Stuart Whitman, 4 00:00:32,090 --> 00:00:34,090 Harry Morgan, 5 00:00:34,090 --> 00:00:36,090 Kim Hunter, 6 00:00:36,090 --> 00:00:38,090 Norman Lloyd, 7 00:00:38,090 --> 00:00:39,230 and Sondra Locke, 8 00:00:46,030 --> 00:00:48,070 Ladies and gentlemen, good evening, 9 00:00:48,070 --> 00:00:50,180 We offer up hopefully salutary, 10 00:00:50,180 --> 00:00:52,060 possibly educative, 11 00:00:52,060 --> 00:00:54,030 but certainly a few terrifying 12 00:00:54,030 --> 00:00:55,090 little items in this, 13 00:00:55,090 --> 00:00:57,160 the Mausoleum of the Malignant, 14 00:00:57,160 --> 00:00:59,100 An art house full of bogies, 15 00:00:59,100 --> 00:01:01,200 elves, pixies, bad fairies, 16 00:01:01,200 --> 00:01:04,030 and a few demoniac inhabitants 17 00:01:04,030 --> 00:01:05,180 all put together for your pleasure 18 00:01:05,180 --> 00:01:07,160 and titillation in what we call 19 00:01:07,160 --> 00:01:09,030 the Night Gallery, 20 00:01:14,070 --> 00:01:16,080 Painting number one, 21 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:18,030 having to do with fishermen 22 00:01:18,030 --> 00:01:19,210 and what they fish for, 23 00:01:19,210 --> 00:01:22,120 or more specifically in this case, 24 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:25,150 a fisherman and what he wasn't fishing for, 25 00:01:25,150 --> 00:01:27,200 What appeared in his net one afternoon 26 00:01:27,200 --> 00:01:31,070 defies logic, reason, and belief, 27 00:01:31,070 --> 00:01:34,080 But there it was: Lindemann's Catch, 28 00:01:54,170 --> 00:01:56,150 Miserable, floatin' hulk, 29 00:01:56,150 --> 00:01:57,230 - Looks like a lugger, doesn't it? 30 00:02:01,070 --> 00:02:03,100 - Too square in the stern, 31 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,200 She's ketch big, 32 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:07,080 A trawler of some kind, 33 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:09,180 So you better put some water between her and the coast, 34 00:02:09,180 --> 00:02:12,000 or she won't be seeing Boston this time, 35 00:02:12,000 --> 00:02:14,080 - She'll not make Boston, 36 00:02:14,080 --> 00:02:15,160 Who says? 37 00:02:15,160 --> 00:02:17,030 The cards, 38 00:02:17,030 --> 00:02:19,080 Where do they put her down, Master Suggs? 39 00:02:19,080 --> 00:02:20,190 The cards, I mean? 40 00:02:20,190 --> 00:02:22,110 She hole her bottom on a reef 41 00:02:22,110 --> 00:02:24,140 or strip her sails in a gale? 42 00:02:24,140 --> 00:02:26,210 Don't these cardboards squares offer 43 00:02:26,210 --> 00:02:29,030 anything but disaster, huh? 44 00:02:29,030 --> 00:02:31,050 High seas, crosswinds, 45 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,070 man overboard-- 46 00:02:32,070 --> 00:02:34,000 that's all you offer us, 47 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,160 Isn't there one single cheerful prediction 48 00:02:36,160 --> 00:02:39,220 in this net of doom you weave every night? 49 00:02:39,220 --> 00:02:42,040 Come on, give us some fair winds, 50 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,140 good fishing, 51 00:02:43,140 --> 00:02:45,210 or maybe a keg of treasure to be washed up 52 00:02:45,210 --> 00:02:47,070 on this benighted little place 53 00:02:47,070 --> 00:02:48,210 to make our lives easier 54 00:02:48,210 --> 00:02:50,050 than what they were, 55 00:02:50,050 --> 00:02:52,100 I only say what the cards tell, 56 00:02:53,230 --> 00:02:56,170 What about your fortune, in the cards, Hmm? 57 00:02:56,170 --> 00:02:59,080 Or in the palm of your hand? 58 00:02:59,080 --> 00:03:00,210 The price of a small brandy, 59 00:03:00,210 --> 00:03:02,230 maybe I'll see a fortune coming your way, huh? 60 00:03:02,230 --> 00:03:04,180 A fortune for me? 61 00:03:04,180 --> 00:03:07,070 ( laughs, coughs ) 62 00:03:07,070 --> 00:03:10,200 Ahh, The only fortune you'll see for me, Suggs, 63 00:03:10,200 --> 00:03:13,150 is a bony rider on a pale horse, 64 00:03:13,150 --> 00:03:16,210 Ask your cards how I outlive my patients, huh? 65 00:03:16,210 --> 00:03:18,070 ( coughing ) 66 00:03:18,070 --> 00:03:21,230 Oh, this damp fog chill, 67 00:03:21,230 --> 00:03:24,120 "Physician, heal thyself"-- that's what they say, 68 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,180 - ( Suggs laughs ) - ( coughing ) 69 00:03:26,180 --> 00:03:29,060 Not in this place, no, not here, 70 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:34,160 - Filthy night, - You see that ship out there? 71 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,130 That two-master? 72 00:03:36,130 --> 00:03:39,180 Too shallow of draft for too big of sail, 73 00:03:39,180 --> 00:03:41,210 And badly skippered-- 74 00:03:41,210 --> 00:03:43,230 too busy shifting ballast 75 00:03:43,230 --> 00:03:46,160 to look where she was going, she almost ran me down, 76 00:03:49,040 --> 00:03:52,020 But that's all in a night's sport-- 77 00:03:52,020 --> 00:03:53,230 hopeful idiots like myself 78 00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:56,130 to be killed by a fearful fool, 79 00:03:56,130 --> 00:03:59,010 Captain, Lindemann, maybe the cards 80 00:03:59,010 --> 00:04:01,070 will offer up a better fortune for you, 81 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:03,060 Here, take one, 82 00:04:08,220 --> 00:04:10,110 Maybe the palms of your hands 83 00:04:10,110 --> 00:04:12,030 will show a windfall on the way, 84 00:04:14,010 --> 00:04:15,190 Or the tea leaves, 85 00:04:15,190 --> 00:04:18,070 Let me read tea leaves for you, Cap'n, 86 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:21,200 ( chuckles ) 87 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:23,170 Ooh, 88 00:04:23,170 --> 00:04:25,050 Many a pretty picture 89 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:28,070 is painted in the bottom of a cup for a man, 90 00:04:28,070 --> 00:04:29,150 A potion, 91 00:04:29,150 --> 00:04:31,160 Would a potion of a sort interest you? 92 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,190 I've got ancient bottles that are the perfection 93 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:35,100 of the soothsayer's art, 94 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:42,200 Mr, Suggs, 95 00:04:42,200 --> 00:04:44,210 I have to live with the fog, 96 00:04:44,210 --> 00:04:46,160 because it's hell's blanket 97 00:04:46,160 --> 00:04:48,110 and it creeps up through the earth 98 00:04:48,110 --> 00:04:51,230 to bedevil seamen like me, 99 00:04:51,230 --> 00:04:54,000 And there's nothing I can do about that, 100 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:56,160 And I'll go out every freezing morning 101 00:04:56,160 --> 00:05:00,040 and come back every wind-screaming night 102 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:03,210 with just enough in my net to keep me alive, 103 00:05:03,210 --> 00:05:07,040 Now, all of that is my miserable lot, Mr, Suggs, 104 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,220 and will be 105 00:05:08,220 --> 00:05:11,100 until God turns my sail into a shroud 106 00:05:11,100 --> 00:05:14,160 and throws me back into the sea, 107 00:05:14,160 --> 00:05:16,120 But what I don't have to do 108 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:18,180 is to come in here night after night 109 00:05:18,180 --> 00:05:21,050 and look at that wormy little face of yours 110 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:24,230 and listen to all these bile of potions 111 00:05:24,230 --> 00:05:26,220 and palms and tea leaves, 112 00:05:26,220 --> 00:05:31,060 Now, this is what your fortune is, Mr, Suggs, 113 00:05:31,060 --> 00:05:32,180 where a man spits! 114 00:05:32,180 --> 00:05:34,130 You had no call to do that, Captain, 115 00:05:34,130 --> 00:05:37,060 - Didn't I? No call? 116 00:05:37,060 --> 00:05:40,130 I'm going to give you your fortune, 117 00:05:40,130 --> 00:05:43,090 and because you've wasted so much of my time, 118 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:45,090 I'm going to wind you up on your back 119 00:05:45,090 --> 00:05:46,140 with a bloody mouth! 120 00:05:50,030 --> 00:05:52,010 Must you take your miseries out 121 00:05:52,010 --> 00:05:53,200 on harmless little men who'll do you no harm? 122 00:05:53,200 --> 00:05:55,120 On whoever, doctor, 123 00:05:55,120 --> 00:05:57,230 if he throws his lines in my waters 124 00:05:57,230 --> 00:05:59,160 during my one free hour 125 00:05:59,160 --> 00:06:00,210 to get myself drunk 126 00:06:00,210 --> 00:06:02,100 and forget my miseries, 127 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:04,050 You're an evil man, Cap'n, 128 00:06:04,050 --> 00:06:05,180 You've got no heart in your body, 129 00:06:05,180 --> 00:06:07,020 You can't love, 130 00:06:07,020 --> 00:06:08,100 you can't give, 131 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,150 you can't share, 132 00:06:09,150 --> 00:06:11,120 Share? 133 00:06:11,120 --> 00:06:13,190 Share, Mr, Suggs? 134 00:06:13,190 --> 00:06:16,020 Now, you've just had a share of it, 135 00:06:16,020 --> 00:06:18,100 a spoonful of what's inside of my gut, 136 00:06:18,100 --> 00:06:20,210 the hate that I have for this place-- 137 00:06:20,210 --> 00:06:22,070 the company, 138 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:23,180 the time, 139 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:25,170 the weather, and the catch! 140 00:06:31,150 --> 00:06:33,080 And how about you 141 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:36,200 half-frozen cod catchers, huh? 142 00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:39,180 What would Mr, Suggs have you love? 143 00:06:39,180 --> 00:06:42,110 The sea, maybe? 144 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,180 Shall we love the sea 145 00:06:43,180 --> 00:06:45,150 even though it frightens us 146 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:47,150 and ages us 147 00:06:47,150 --> 00:06:50,110 and in time kills us? 148 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:53,130 And yet we still go out every morning 149 00:06:53,130 --> 00:06:55,210 to embrace her, 150 00:06:55,210 --> 00:06:57,150 That's because we're fools, 151 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:58,220 we're damn fools, 152 00:06:58,220 --> 00:07:00,130 and we don't deserve any better, 153 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:02,010 ( door opens and closes ) 154 00:07:11,030 --> 00:07:12,030 MAN: Captain, 155 00:07:20,020 --> 00:07:21,160 Either we're out of our minds or-- 156 00:07:21,160 --> 00:07:24,130 - Likely, or all full up on bad grog, 157 00:07:24,130 --> 00:07:26,230 Maybe you can tell me why four full-grown men 158 00:07:26,230 --> 00:07:29,200 kneel around a fishnet and shiver, hmm? 159 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:31,090 Lookee here, Captain, 160 00:07:31,090 --> 00:07:33,110 You see what we see, you'll shiver too, 161 00:07:36,170 --> 00:07:38,200 MAN: I'll get another light, 162 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:40,190 Did you see, Captain? 163 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:43,020 - Illusion, - And we've all have seen it, 164 00:07:48,110 --> 00:07:50,080 ( wheezing ) 165 00:07:52,080 --> 00:07:54,040 ( wheezing continues ) 166 00:08:12,040 --> 00:08:13,200 Kill it, 167 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:15,150 Throw it back in the sea, 168 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:17,220 - Captain, it's part human, 169 00:08:17,220 --> 00:08:19,090 It's all monster! 170 00:08:19,090 --> 00:08:21,000 Fifty years I've sailed, Captain, 171 00:08:21,000 --> 00:08:23,010 and I've never seen the likes of this, 172 00:08:23,010 --> 00:08:25,050 It would be sacrilege to harm this creature, 173 00:08:25,050 --> 00:08:26,230 Are you suggesting you take it home? 174 00:08:26,230 --> 00:08:28,060 Fondle the face 175 00:08:28,060 --> 00:08:30,110 and then fry it from the waist down? 176 00:08:30,110 --> 00:08:32,070 That's not from Davy Jones, 177 00:08:32,070 --> 00:08:34,010 that's from the Devil himself! 178 00:08:34,010 --> 00:08:35,160 - I wouldn't believe it 179 00:08:35,160 --> 00:08:38,010 if I weren't seein' it with my own eyes, 180 00:08:38,010 --> 00:08:40,050 Cut her loose out of there, somebody, 181 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:48,060 Your catch is it, Doctor? 182 00:08:48,060 --> 00:08:49,180 Or are you confiscating it 183 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:51,170 in the interest of public health? 184 00:08:51,170 --> 00:08:53,090 MORDECAI: She's half frozen, 185 00:08:53,090 --> 00:08:55,160 She is a finned and scaled nightmare, 186 00:08:55,160 --> 00:08:57,020 that's what she is, 187 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:58,150 And this knife would be better used to-- 188 00:08:58,150 --> 00:09:02,010 - You call her a nightmare, Captain Lindemann, 189 00:09:02,010 --> 00:09:03,210 but the gesture-- 190 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,000 the gesture is human, 191 00:09:38,210 --> 00:09:40,040 MAN: Captain? 192 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:43,150 Think of it-- we could keep her alive, 193 00:09:43,150 --> 00:09:45,150 We could keep her on exhibition, 194 00:09:45,150 --> 00:09:47,000 I've seen men pay good money 195 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,020 to look unearthly objects 196 00:09:48,020 --> 00:09:49,190 in a jar of alcohol, 197 00:09:49,190 --> 00:09:52,080 What would they pay to see a mermaid, 198 00:09:52,080 --> 00:09:55,030 a real mermaid? 199 00:09:55,030 --> 00:09:56,100 With that end, Captain, 200 00:09:56,100 --> 00:09:57,180 count this an offer, 201 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:59,070 Let me take her, 202 00:09:59,070 --> 00:10:00,170 I'll feed her and take care of her 203 00:10:00,170 --> 00:10:02,010 and put her on display, 204 00:10:02,010 --> 00:10:03,120 What's more, 205 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,190 half the take will go to you and your crew, 206 00:10:05,190 --> 00:10:09,160 I've no doubt but the take won't be minnow-sized, either, 207 00:10:09,160 --> 00:10:11,080 because Charlie's right-- 208 00:10:11,080 --> 00:10:13,000 Barnum himself couldn't come up 209 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,190 with anything to equal this, 210 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:21,050 I'll think about it, 211 00:10:21,050 --> 00:10:23,180 MAN: It's a gold mine we got here, Captain, 212 00:10:23,180 --> 00:10:25,110 Woman or fish, she's a gold mine, 213 00:10:25,110 --> 00:10:27,140 Now, I be thinking we should keep her onboard, 214 00:10:27,140 --> 00:10:29,230 - You be thinking too much, Charlie, 215 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:32,010 You're not the master of this boat 216 00:10:32,010 --> 00:10:33,130 and that catch isn't yours, 217 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:36,010 it belongs to me, 218 00:10:36,010 --> 00:10:38,090 Now, I said I'll be thinking about it, 219 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:41,220 And while I'm thinking, 220 00:10:41,220 --> 00:10:45,050 I want all of you to leave me alone, 221 00:10:45,050 --> 00:10:47,050 Captain, you can't leave her in that net and-- 222 00:10:47,050 --> 00:10:48,210 That's enough out of you, Doctor! 223 00:10:48,210 --> 00:10:50,120 That's enough out of all of you! 224 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,140 Now go on, 225 00:10:51,140 --> 00:10:52,220 go off to your houses 226 00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:54,150 or go back to that pig trough 227 00:10:54,150 --> 00:10:56,060 that Mr, Bennett calls an inn 228 00:10:56,060 --> 00:10:58,050 or lie in the gutter for all of me, 229 00:10:58,050 --> 00:10:59,090 but just leave me alone, 230 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:01,140 Now go on! Get off the wharf! 231 00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:10,220 Oh, no, 232 00:11:13,020 --> 00:11:14,160 Not back into the sea, 233 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,140 the sea gave you to me, 234 00:11:16,140 --> 00:11:18,030 The sea gave you to me 235 00:11:18,030 --> 00:11:20,070 and now I'll ponder it a bit, 236 00:11:49,150 --> 00:11:51,020 MORDECAI: What does he want to see me for? 237 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:52,100 CHARLIE: He said come right aboard 238 00:11:52,100 --> 00:11:54,000 and go to his cabin, 239 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:01,170 MORDECAI: Captain Lindemann? 240 00:12:01,170 --> 00:12:03,020 ( knocks on door ) 241 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,040 Well, come in, Doc, 242 00:12:08,100 --> 00:12:09,160 Sit down, 243 00:12:13,100 --> 00:12:15,020 What's it all about, Captain? 244 00:12:17,150 --> 00:12:19,080 Warm yourself first, 245 00:12:22,150 --> 00:12:24,110 Thanks, 246 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,150 The men say you haven't shipped out in three days, 247 00:12:27,150 --> 00:12:29,030 A little shore leave for them, 248 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:31,150 - What about you? - What about me? 249 00:12:31,150 --> 00:12:33,150 Captain, 250 00:12:33,150 --> 00:12:35,120 that creature you caught in your net, 251 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:38,080 no one's seen her since you brought her in, 252 00:12:41,150 --> 00:12:43,190 Uh, Bennett's willing to give you cash, 253 00:12:43,190 --> 00:12:45,090 work out some arrangement 254 00:12:45,090 --> 00:12:47,150 that might seem fair, 255 00:12:47,150 --> 00:12:50,070 And put her in a tank someplace 256 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:53,040 where the bumpkins can stand around drooling? 257 00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,200 - Captain, - Doc, she's sick, 258 00:12:54,200 --> 00:12:57,070 She's not eaten anything in a day and a night, 259 00:12:57,070 --> 00:13:01,000 She just lies there on the deck, 260 00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:02,030 Where is she? 261 00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:03,200 Down below in the hold, 262 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:05,150 Seems to be wasting away, 263 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:07,090 We've got to help her, Doc, 264 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,140 We've got to treat her and give her some medicine-- 265 00:13:09,140 --> 00:13:11,000 we must keep her alive, 266 00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:13,160 She's more human than anything, 267 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:15,160 We communicate together, 268 00:13:15,160 --> 00:13:17,120 She speaks to you? 269 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,130 Not in words or language, 270 00:13:19,130 --> 00:13:21,090 but she makes herself understood, 271 00:13:21,090 --> 00:13:23,080 as I to her, 272 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:25,210 You must see what you can do, Doctor, 273 00:13:25,210 --> 00:13:28,000 Please do what you can, 274 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:46,140 ( moaning weakly ) 275 00:14:06,010 --> 00:14:10,090 It--that is to say she-- 276 00:14:10,090 --> 00:14:12,140 been out of the water too long, 277 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:19,050 You know what has to be done-- 278 00:14:19,050 --> 00:14:21,000 you've got to throw her back, 279 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:27,100 Give her medicine, 280 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:29,200 something to give her her strength back, 281 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,150 MORDECAI: She gets her strength from the sea, Captain, 282 00:14:31,150 --> 00:14:33,190 - Save her, - I wouldn't know how, 283 00:14:33,190 --> 00:14:36,100 - I treat only humans, - She is human, 284 00:14:36,100 --> 00:14:37,210 MORDECAI: Three nights ago you said 285 00:14:37,210 --> 00:14:41,050 she was a nightmare, a monster, 286 00:14:41,050 --> 00:14:42,100 I'll tell you something, Captain, 287 00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,080 She's a little of both, 288 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,020 And I'll tell you what she isn't-- 289 00:14:46,020 --> 00:14:48,210 she's not a companion to man-- 290 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:50,140 - any man, - Help her! 291 00:14:54,010 --> 00:14:55,220 Help her? 292 00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:58,150 You help her, 293 00:14:58,150 --> 00:15:00,130 Give her back to the sea, 294 00:15:12,120 --> 00:15:15,100 ( waves rushing ) 295 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:19,100 - He's crazy, I'm telling you, 296 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:20,230 he's turned crazy is what he's done, 297 00:15:20,230 --> 00:15:22,140 - Keeping her down there in the hold, 298 00:15:22,140 --> 00:15:23,210 Planning on selling her, 299 00:15:23,210 --> 00:15:25,130 that's what he's a mind to do, 300 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:27,000 That's the last we'll have seen of him, 301 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,230 - Did you expect different? 302 00:15:28,230 --> 00:15:31,010 - That's what I've told you a hundred times about Lindemann, 303 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:32,230 He's got no heart, 304 00:15:32,230 --> 00:15:35,090 He's made out of iron and wood and ship's tar! 305 00:15:35,090 --> 00:15:36,210 MORDECAI: But with sufficient heart, Suggs, 306 00:15:36,210 --> 00:15:38,050 to call me out in the middle of the night 307 00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:39,160 to help that creature, 308 00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:41,040 - For what purpose? 309 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,050 To keep it alive so's he can torment it? 310 00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:45,230 To keep it alive because he's a lonely man, 311 00:15:45,230 --> 00:15:47,200 That lonely, Doctor? 312 00:15:47,200 --> 00:15:50,120 - As lonely as it's possible for a human being to be, 313 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:53,000 - But it's a creature, It's not human, 314 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,150 -- Whatever it is, 315 00:15:54,150 --> 00:15:56,130 it won't survive more than a few hours, 316 00:15:56,130 --> 00:15:58,100 - We could all go aboard, 317 00:15:58,100 --> 00:15:59,190 A boarding party, 318 00:15:59,190 --> 00:16:01,110 And tier her up and take her up to Boston 319 00:16:01,110 --> 00:16:02,180 and sell her while she's still alive, 320 00:16:02,180 --> 00:16:04,050 - All right, You do that, 321 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,100 You do that, Bill, You better draw straws 322 00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:08,200 who's to be the first man down the hold, 323 00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:10,050 because whoever it is won't be alive 324 00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,100 when he gets there, do you understand? 325 00:16:12,100 --> 00:16:13,200 Captain Lindemann, 326 00:16:13,200 --> 00:16:16,000 in the manner of solitary, friendless men, 327 00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:18,160 has found something he can care about, 328 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,100 Reptile apparition, 329 00:16:20,100 --> 00:16:23,000 specter from the seaweed, whatever it is, 330 00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,060 it's given him something he can love, 331 00:16:33,050 --> 00:16:35,050 SUGGS: That won't do it, Captain, 332 00:16:35,050 --> 00:16:37,180 - What will do it, Suggs? Tea leaves? 333 00:16:37,180 --> 00:16:39,210 That trawler you saw out there the other night? 334 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,080 It went aground off Connor's Cape 335 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:42,110 just like I said it would, 336 00:16:42,110 --> 00:16:43,210 That pleases you, doesn't it? 337 00:16:43,210 --> 00:16:45,010 No, not a bit, Captain, 338 00:16:45,010 --> 00:16:46,110 I may cry doom, 339 00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:48,060 but I don't take pleasure from it, 340 00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:50,010 What do you take pleasure at? 341 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,100 From helping, 342 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:53,100 I take pleasure from helping, 343 00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,200 I'm offering up a hand when I can help, 344 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:58,070 No, you stick that hand back in your pocket, 345 00:16:58,070 --> 00:17:01,140 I'll rather take my lunch out of a bilge bucket, 346 00:17:01,140 --> 00:17:03,010 You don't understand, Captain, 347 00:17:03,010 --> 00:17:05,000 I've come here to help, as only I can, 348 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,150 You help yourself by causing a distance 349 00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,020 between yourself and me, 350 00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,140 Or have you forgotten how many times 351 00:17:09,140 --> 00:17:11,070 I've laid you on your back 352 00:17:11,070 --> 00:17:13,000 or how many teeth I've loosened in your mouth? 353 00:17:13,000 --> 00:17:15,010 It's all forgotten, Captain, 354 00:17:15,010 --> 00:17:17,010 I told you I had potions, 355 00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:20,060 powerful nostrums with miraculous properties, 356 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:22,100 Enough to burn my insides, no doubt, 357 00:17:22,100 --> 00:17:24,220 To make a whole woman out of a half a woman, 358 00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:26,100 Now you be careful what you're saying, Suggs, 359 00:17:26,100 --> 00:17:27,170 I mean it! 360 00:17:27,170 --> 00:17:29,050 You pour this down the mouth 361 00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:30,130 of that creature you have down there 362 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:33,060 and by dawn she'll walk on two legs, 363 00:17:33,060 --> 00:17:34,110 It's two bells now-- 364 00:17:34,110 --> 00:17:36,110 by seven bells, 365 00:17:36,110 --> 00:17:38,110 a miracle will have occurred, 366 00:17:38,110 --> 00:17:40,210 I'm a desperate man, Mr, Suggs, 367 00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:42,120 and my desperation is called insanity, 368 00:17:42,120 --> 00:17:44,070 I know that, 369 00:17:44,070 --> 00:17:46,050 But it's sufficient enough to break you in pieces, 370 00:17:46,050 --> 00:17:47,200 if this be a joke, 371 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,040 Captain, it's a scrawny, brandy-soaked carcass 372 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:52,030 I carry around with me, but it's all I've got 373 00:17:52,030 --> 00:17:53,130 and I value it, Do you think I'd come here in the dead 374 00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:55,100 of night just so you could tear me in half? 375 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:59,040 Make her drink it, and then leave her alone, 376 00:17:59,040 --> 00:18:01,070 In five hours, give or take a few minutes, 377 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:03,050 you'll see the change, 378 00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:07,200 If this be as you say,,, 379 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:11,120 if this be as you say,,, 380 00:18:11,120 --> 00:18:13,150 I'll bless you, Suggs, 381 00:18:13,150 --> 00:18:16,030 and I'll not forget it, 382 00:18:16,030 --> 00:18:18,200 She means something to you, 383 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,130 She means life itself, 384 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:23,150 She'll have life itself, 385 00:18:23,150 --> 00:18:26,120 as a gift from me to you, 386 00:18:26,120 --> 00:18:28,030 with my compliments, 387 00:18:28,030 --> 00:18:30,150 ( bell ringing ) 388 00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:33,130 ( music playing ) 389 00:18:45,050 --> 00:18:47,040 ( boat creaking ) 390 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:51,090 ( moaning ) 391 00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:57,160 ( moaning, sighing ) 392 00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:03,170 That you call a miracle,,, 393 00:19:03,170 --> 00:19:07,010 or whatever, you're a woman now, 394 00:19:07,010 --> 00:19:09,090 It's worked! 395 00:19:09,090 --> 00:19:10,120 Suggs! 396 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:11,190 Suggs, it's worked! 397 00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,140 You made it happen! 398 00:19:13,140 --> 00:19:15,050 She's a woman now! 399 00:19:17,010 --> 00:19:19,170 She's no creature, she's no reptile-- 400 00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:20,180 she's a woman! 401 00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,030 You don't believe me, gentlemen? 402 00:19:24,030 --> 00:19:26,030 Well, I tell you what I'll do-- 403 00:19:26,030 --> 00:19:27,090 I'll walk her out here onto the deck, 404 00:19:27,090 --> 00:19:28,110 that's what I'll do, 405 00:19:28,110 --> 00:19:29,170 I'll walk her out here 406 00:19:29,170 --> 00:19:31,190 so that you can see for yourselves! 407 00:19:33,070 --> 00:19:35,090 ( moaning ) 408 00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,150 HENDRICK: Come on up and show them, 409 00:19:37,170 --> 00:19:38,170 Come on, 410 00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:48,220 ( screams ) 411 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,100 Wait, please don't, 412 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:32,220 Don't! 413 00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:41,020 ( panting ) 414 00:21:04,020 --> 00:21:08,070 NICHOLS: We have fed our sea for a thousand years, 415 00:21:08,070 --> 00:21:12,100 and she calls us, still unfed, 416 00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:13,200 though there's never a wave 417 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:17,040 of all her waves, 418 00:21:17,040 --> 00:21:19,050 but marks our dead, 419 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,110 Mr, Suggs? 420 00:21:23,110 --> 00:21:24,140 ( coughs ) 421 00:21:24,140 --> 00:21:26,170 Anything to add? 422 00:21:26,170 --> 00:21:28,230 Doesn't have to be your lot, Doctor, 423 00:21:28,230 --> 00:21:30,220 What about a palm reading? 424 00:21:30,220 --> 00:21:33,040 Let me take a look at the tea leaves for you, 425 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:34,150 your fortune, eh? 426 00:21:34,150 --> 00:21:36,160 Let me read it for you, Doctor, 427 00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:38,180 Let me read your fortune, You'll never regret it 428 00:21:38,180 --> 00:21:40,080 Or a potion perhaps? 429 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,230 I've got a treasury of potions, a fair trove 430 00:21:42,230 --> 00:21:45,060 of delights never tasted by any man, Doctor, 431 00:21:50,180 --> 00:21:54,110 A dead man splattered on a concrete walk, 432 00:21:54,110 --> 00:21:56,220 Not the most appetizing of scenes 433 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:58,170 and not the pleasantest of stories, 434 00:21:58,170 --> 00:22:00,220 but if you're interested remotely 435 00:22:00,220 --> 00:22:03,020 in homey homicides, 436 00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:05,010 this may be your bag, 437 00:22:05,010 --> 00:22:07,140 We call it, The Late Mr, Peddington, 438 00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:38,090 Ahh, Better, Better, 439 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:40,040 ( doorbell rings ) 440 00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:52,120 MAN: You want me to get it, Dad? 441 00:22:52,120 --> 00:22:54,160 No, no, I'm on my way, 442 00:23:08,210 --> 00:23:11,220 ( door opens, closes ) 443 00:23:11,220 --> 00:23:14,040 Forgive me for just barging in like this, 444 00:23:14,040 --> 00:23:16,070 but you see, I'm somewhat in a hurry, 445 00:23:16,070 --> 00:23:17,200 Oh, that's quite all right, 446 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:21,060 I'm Thaddeus Conway, madam, 447 00:23:21,060 --> 00:23:22,110 Won't you have a seat? 448 00:23:22,110 --> 00:23:24,120 Oh, thank you, 449 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,220 I'm Cora Peddington, 450 00:23:25,220 --> 00:23:27,110 How do you do, madam, 451 00:23:27,110 --> 00:23:31,160 I'm looking for a good, economical undertaker, 452 00:23:31,160 --> 00:23:34,050 We are extremely, uh, 453 00:23:34,050 --> 00:23:35,150 flexible here, madam, 454 00:23:35,150 --> 00:23:37,220 Let me assure you of that at the outset, 455 00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:39,080 Good, 456 00:23:39,080 --> 00:23:40,100 That's more than one can say 457 00:23:40,100 --> 00:23:42,120 as some of your competitors, 458 00:23:42,120 --> 00:23:45,190 You've dealt then with other morticians in the past? 459 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:47,030 I've been dealing with them 460 00:23:47,030 --> 00:23:49,210 this entire morning, 461 00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,180 Please forgive me, madam, 462 00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:54,210 but I don't seem to follow you, 463 00:23:54,210 --> 00:23:57,210 Well, it's simple enough, Mr, Conway, 464 00:23:57,210 --> 00:24:01,030 I have to cut expenses to the bone, 465 00:24:01,030 --> 00:24:03,150 As a result, I must shop around, 466 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:05,190 Shop around? 467 00:24:05,190 --> 00:24:07,040 Well, yes, of course, 468 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:09,070 Naturally, 469 00:24:09,070 --> 00:24:11,160 I'm glad you understand, 470 00:24:11,160 --> 00:24:13,010 None of the others did, 471 00:24:13,010 --> 00:24:14,110 Well, some of us 472 00:24:14,110 --> 00:24:16,170 are more progressive than others, 473 00:24:16,170 --> 00:24:19,050 Now, before we proceed 474 00:24:19,050 --> 00:24:22,040 with the financial aspects of the matter, 475 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:23,160 if I could get a few 476 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,200 of the pertinent data together-- 477 00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:36,040 ( chuckles ) 478 00:24:36,040 --> 00:24:39,120 I'm training myself to economize, 479 00:24:39,120 --> 00:24:41,150 May I offer you one? 480 00:24:41,150 --> 00:24:43,010 Huh? 481 00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:44,200 Oh, no, Thank you, 482 00:24:44,200 --> 00:24:47,020 I'm trying to quit, 483 00:25:04,210 --> 00:25:06,100 Pertinent data, 484 00:25:07,130 --> 00:25:09,210 I beg your pardon? 485 00:25:09,210 --> 00:25:12,030 You were saying, 486 00:25:12,030 --> 00:25:15,170 Oh! Uh,,, 487 00:25:15,170 --> 00:25:17,190 now, as to the recipient 488 00:25:17,190 --> 00:25:19,130 of our services, 489 00:25:19,130 --> 00:25:21,170 My husband, 490 00:25:21,170 --> 00:25:23,080 Oh, dear, I completely forgot 491 00:25:23,080 --> 00:25:24,210 to mention him, didn't I? 492 00:25:24,210 --> 00:25:26,120 I'm afraid so, 493 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:29,080 Has he,,,left us? 494 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,180 Left us? 495 00:25:31,180 --> 00:25:34,040 In a manner of speaking, 496 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:36,190 Oh, I see what you mean, 497 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,210 Yes, 498 00:25:40,210 --> 00:25:43,100 You may say he's left us, 499 00:25:43,100 --> 00:25:46,140 Permit me to convey my sincere condolences, madam, 500 00:25:46,140 --> 00:25:48,080 It is at a--moment-- 501 00:25:56,190 --> 00:25:58,190 Well, now we may as well begin 502 00:25:58,190 --> 00:26:00,220 with your husband's full name, 503 00:26:00,220 --> 00:26:03,030 Adam L, Peddington, 504 00:26:05,220 --> 00:26:07,220 - Age? - Fifty-one, 505 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:10,190 Address? 506 00:26:10,190 --> 00:26:13,020 Eleven Briarwood Gardens, 507 00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:16,140 Briarwood,,,Gardens, 508 00:26:16,140 --> 00:26:19,010 Uh,,,occupation? 509 00:26:19,010 --> 00:26:20,190 Adam is controller-- 510 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,070 was controller, I should say, 511 00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:28,100 of Vidal Electronics Corporation, 512 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:30,030 Oh, 513 00:26:30,030 --> 00:26:31,110 Did he leave suddenly 514 00:26:31,110 --> 00:26:34,040 or was he taken by a lingering illness? 515 00:26:34,040 --> 00:26:35,100 No, 516 00:26:35,100 --> 00:26:37,030 It was sudden, 517 00:26:37,030 --> 00:26:38,170 Quite sudden, 518 00:26:38,170 --> 00:26:42,000 Um, one could call it precipitate-- 519 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,230 It can be a blessing that way, 520 00:26:44,230 --> 00:26:46,160 Just how did he go? 521 00:26:46,160 --> 00:26:48,220 Out the window, 522 00:26:48,220 --> 00:26:51,010 Here today and gone-- 523 00:26:54,110 --> 00:26:57,140 Did you say Mr, Peddington went out the window? 524 00:26:57,140 --> 00:27:00,040 Our living room window, yes, 525 00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:01,210 Oh, my, 526 00:27:01,210 --> 00:27:04,100 It opens on a balcony, as a rule, 527 00:27:06,180 --> 00:27:09,130 Uh, but the balcony was removed a few days ago 528 00:27:09,130 --> 00:27:11,080 when it was discovered that several 529 00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:13,100 of the supporting lag bolts 530 00:27:13,100 --> 00:27:16,040 had rusted away at the mortise, 531 00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:18,030 Oh, my! 532 00:27:18,030 --> 00:27:21,080 Well, it presented a hazard as it was, 533 00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:22,180 And so it was removed 534 00:27:22,180 --> 00:27:26,190 until a new balcony could be installed, 535 00:27:26,190 --> 00:27:30,110 Unfortunately, I forgot to tell Adam, 536 00:27:30,110 --> 00:27:32,220 He's home so seldom these days, 537 00:27:34,010 --> 00:27:35,210 But this morning 538 00:27:35,210 --> 00:27:37,210 he wanted a breath of fresh air, 539 00:27:37,210 --> 00:27:39,130 Oh, my, 540 00:27:39,130 --> 00:27:41,100 And before I realized what he was doing, 541 00:27:41,100 --> 00:27:42,210 he pushed open the window 542 00:27:42,210 --> 00:27:45,090 and stepped out, 543 00:27:52,100 --> 00:27:55,070 You were married how long? 544 00:27:55,070 --> 00:27:57,160 Twenty years, 545 00:27:57,160 --> 00:27:59,060 Well, you shared two decades, 546 00:27:59,060 --> 00:28:01,130 that's more than many of us have, 547 00:28:01,130 --> 00:28:03,150 I won't be a hypocrite-- 548 00:28:03,150 --> 00:28:06,150 twenty years of living with a business machine, 549 00:28:06,150 --> 00:28:08,060 that's what it amounts to, 550 00:28:08,060 --> 00:28:10,230 No, no, no, no, You're distraught, madam, 551 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,120 When we were first married, 552 00:28:12,120 --> 00:28:13,180 we had to save every penny 553 00:28:13,180 --> 00:28:15,230 for his night school, 554 00:28:15,230 --> 00:28:18,000 After he became an accountant, 555 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,140 we saved for a house, 556 00:28:19,140 --> 00:28:22,140 only to sell almost immediately for profits, 557 00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:25,070 The profits went into other real estate, 558 00:28:25,070 --> 00:28:27,180 and then into stock option plans, 559 00:28:27,180 --> 00:28:30,190 The same pattern, year after year, 560 00:28:30,190 --> 00:28:32,190 with the gulf between us 561 00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:35,080 growing wider and wider, 562 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:41,090 No, I shall not mourn him, 563 00:28:41,090 --> 00:28:46,060 Worldly success, I fear, is no guarantor of happiness, 564 00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:48,230 - We never had a honeymoon, - Nor I, 565 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:53,070 I never even had a marriage, 566 00:28:58,070 --> 00:29:00,180 If you'll forgive me, madam, 567 00:29:00,180 --> 00:29:02,030 I can't help wondering 568 00:29:02,030 --> 00:29:04,190 about the contradictions in your situation, 569 00:29:04,190 --> 00:29:07,010 What contradictions are those? 570 00:29:07,010 --> 00:29:08,210 Well, obviously Mr, Peddington 571 00:29:08,210 --> 00:29:10,180 was a man on the way up, so to speak, 572 00:29:10,180 --> 00:29:12,190 before he went out and down, 573 00:29:12,190 --> 00:29:14,220 That would seem to mean money, 574 00:29:14,220 --> 00:29:16,180 if I may say so, 575 00:29:16,180 --> 00:29:18,190 Oh, it does mean money, 576 00:29:18,190 --> 00:29:20,200 Well, then I'm at a loss to understand 577 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:22,160 why you, his widow, are so concerned 578 00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:26,000 about cutting his funeral expenses to the bone, 579 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:28,140 I have no choice, 580 00:29:28,140 --> 00:29:31,040 I must cut expenses to the bone, 581 00:29:34,160 --> 00:29:36,140 But surely, you inherit-- 582 00:29:36,140 --> 00:29:39,110 Not immediately, 583 00:29:41,090 --> 00:29:43,150 My husband always professed 584 00:29:43,150 --> 00:29:47,220 a strong antipathy for rich widows, 585 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:50,130 He felt that between the time 586 00:29:50,130 --> 00:29:52,120 of their husbands' deaths 587 00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,080 and the time they gain control 588 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:55,190 over the legacies, 589 00:29:55,190 --> 00:29:59,050 a purgative period should ensue, 590 00:29:59,050 --> 00:30:00,120 to give the widows 591 00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:04,150 a balanced view of past and future, 592 00:30:04,150 --> 00:30:06,070 I see, 593 00:30:06,070 --> 00:30:08,090 In my case, 594 00:30:08,090 --> 00:30:09,200 the will stipulates 595 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,200 that I inherit nothing 596 00:30:11,200 --> 00:30:14,050 except the money from his life insurance 597 00:30:14,050 --> 00:30:16,110 for a period of two years 598 00:30:16,110 --> 00:30:18,150 following his death, 599 00:30:18,150 --> 00:30:20,000 Moreover, 600 00:30:20,000 --> 00:30:23,230 I must live exclusively on this sum, 601 00:30:23,230 --> 00:30:25,200 I may not work, 602 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:28,010 I may not borrow, 603 00:30:28,010 --> 00:30:30,170 I may not pawn such personal items 604 00:30:30,170 --> 00:30:32,200 as furs or jewelry 605 00:30:32,200 --> 00:30:35,160 to supplement the insurance benefits, 606 00:30:35,160 --> 00:30:37,210 An unusual document, 607 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:40,200 What are the consequences of just ignoring it? 608 00:30:40,200 --> 00:30:42,080 Clear, 609 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,160 In that case, 610 00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,210 I inherit only a tenth of the estate, 611 00:30:47,210 --> 00:30:49,120 the remainder going to 612 00:30:49,120 --> 00:30:52,210 the Douglas McArthur Memorial Fund, 613 00:30:52,210 --> 00:30:55,010 How much insurance did he leave? 614 00:30:55,010 --> 00:30:58,110 Two thousand dollars is the face value, 615 00:30:58,110 --> 00:31:00,030 You mean, you're expected to live 616 00:31:00,030 --> 00:31:02,220 on $2,000 for two years? 617 00:31:02,220 --> 00:31:06,020 Why, my dear lady, that's only about,,, 618 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:08,030 twenty dollars a week! 619 00:31:08,030 --> 00:31:10,220 Adam pointed that out to me, 620 00:31:10,220 --> 00:31:12,030 When we were first married, 621 00:31:12,030 --> 00:31:15,060 he was earning 2,000 a year, 622 00:31:15,060 --> 00:31:18,100 We lived on it and saved money besides, 623 00:31:18,100 --> 00:31:21,230 But the cost of living was much lower in those days, 624 00:31:21,230 --> 00:31:24,130 Also, the cost of dying, 625 00:31:24,130 --> 00:31:26,100 But $2,000, madam, 626 00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:28,150 you can't possible survive on that, 627 00:31:28,150 --> 00:31:29,210 except by charity, 628 00:31:29,210 --> 00:31:31,150 Well, the insurance policy 629 00:31:31,150 --> 00:31:35,120 does carry a double indemnity clause, 630 00:31:35,120 --> 00:31:37,020 That makes it 4,000 631 00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:39,140 in case of accidental death, doesn't it? 632 00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:42,100 And falling from a 10th story window 633 00:31:42,100 --> 00:31:45,160 is usually construed as an accidental death, 634 00:31:45,160 --> 00:31:46,200 I believe, 635 00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:50,180 Yes, I would imagine so, 636 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:53,020 Shall we discuss basic costs now? 637 00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,060 I'm really pressed for time, 638 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,090 Mrs, Peddington, while I appreciate your desire 639 00:31:59,090 --> 00:32:01,190 to economize, I feel I must point out 640 00:32:01,190 --> 00:32:04,080 that in most instances of violent death, 641 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,190 certain cosmetic services are required 642 00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:10,090 to restore the features of the deceased to a semblance-- 643 00:32:10,090 --> 00:32:12,150 We shall dispense with that, 644 00:32:12,150 --> 00:32:14,150 I see, A closed casket ceremony, 645 00:32:14,150 --> 00:32:16,150 - I don't plan on a casket at all, 646 00:32:16,150 --> 00:32:18,130 Nor any ceremony, 647 00:32:18,130 --> 00:32:19,210 No casket, 648 00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:22,000 I should think a basket would do it, 649 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:23,020 Do they come with lids? 650 00:32:23,020 --> 00:32:25,190 Yes, they do come with lids, 651 00:32:25,190 --> 00:32:27,020 Fine, 652 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,110 Now, as to burial attire, 653 00:32:30,110 --> 00:32:32,100 do you wish to supply it or would you prefer 654 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,180 to leave it to our discretion? 655 00:32:33,180 --> 00:32:36,080 Why not let him go as he is? 656 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:38,050 Well, my good woman, it's never done, 657 00:32:38,050 --> 00:32:40,110 Whatever the poor man was wearing when he fell, 658 00:32:40,110 --> 00:32:43,010 it's probably all,,,rumpled! 659 00:32:43,010 --> 00:32:44,230 Probably a bloody mess, 660 00:32:44,230 --> 00:32:47,120 No earthly good to anyone else, 661 00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:50,020 So let him take it with him, 662 00:32:50,020 --> 00:32:54,010 Adam would really like the economics of that, 663 00:32:54,010 --> 00:32:55,160 He hated waste, 664 00:32:55,160 --> 00:32:57,080 Oh my, 665 00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:59,130 Well, next we must decide on the place of interment, 666 00:32:59,130 --> 00:33:01,050 unless you already subscribe 667 00:33:01,050 --> 00:33:03,120 to a memorial association? 668 00:33:05,090 --> 00:33:08,060 We shall cremate him, 669 00:33:08,060 --> 00:33:11,170 Adam respected the value of real estate, 670 00:33:28,060 --> 00:33:29,100 Sir? 671 00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:33,140 Thanks, I needed this, 672 00:33:37,060 --> 00:33:38,110 You heard? 673 00:33:38,110 --> 00:33:40,150 I had the intercom turned up full, 674 00:33:40,150 --> 00:33:42,040 Do you think we got the job? 675 00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:43,110 No doubt about it, 676 00:33:43,110 --> 00:33:44,210 She didn't say so, 677 00:33:44,210 --> 00:33:46,010 She will, 678 00:33:46,010 --> 00:33:47,140 There's not a mortuary in town 679 00:33:47,140 --> 00:33:49,070 that can underbid us, 680 00:33:49,070 --> 00:33:51,050 Well, why didn't she just say so then? 681 00:33:51,050 --> 00:33:52,110 Why didn't she just tell us 682 00:33:52,110 --> 00:33:55,050 to come over and collect the remains? 683 00:33:55,050 --> 00:33:56,160 John, 684 00:33:58,080 --> 00:34:00,090 you're a first grade embalmer, 685 00:34:00,090 --> 00:34:01,150 but as a brain, 686 00:34:01,150 --> 00:34:03,040 you're a disaster area, 687 00:34:03,040 --> 00:34:04,100 Sir? 688 00:34:04,100 --> 00:34:07,020 She was shopping, John, Shopping, 689 00:34:07,020 --> 00:34:09,120 She had to make certain that under the conditions 690 00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,020 of her husband's will she could realistically afford 691 00:34:12,020 --> 00:34:14,150 the price of even a cut-rate funeral, 692 00:34:14,150 --> 00:34:16,020 So? 693 00:34:16,020 --> 00:34:20,110 So now she has to go home and-- 694 00:34:20,110 --> 00:34:22,080 ( screaming ) 695 00:34:24,100 --> 00:34:26,130 In the general, generic area 696 00:34:26,130 --> 00:34:28,070 of costume jewelry, 697 00:34:28,070 --> 00:34:31,070 note girl, and note expression, 698 00:34:31,070 --> 00:34:33,110 Obviously a lady much disturbed 699 00:34:33,110 --> 00:34:34,210 by whatever little bauble 700 00:34:34,210 --> 00:34:37,020 she has recently been the recipient of, 701 00:34:37,020 --> 00:34:39,020 said sentence improperly 702 00:34:39,020 --> 00:34:40,200 ending on a proposition, 703 00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:44,100 But this story ending on a much more deadly note than that, 704 00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:46,150 We call it A Feast of Blood, 705 00:35:01,140 --> 00:35:03,210 Blasted cheap glass, 706 00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:07,060 ( doorbell ringing ) 707 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,160 It's 7:00, 708 00:35:10,160 --> 00:35:12,170 Dead on time of course, 709 00:35:14,120 --> 00:35:16,080 ( door opens, closes ) 710 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,080 Look, darling, look, 711 00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,100 Isn't Henry kind? 712 00:35:29,030 --> 00:35:31,220 Mother, why must we carry on this charade with Henry? 713 00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:33,140 You know I'm going to marry John, 714 00:35:33,140 --> 00:35:36,060 Well, we know you want to and you say so, 715 00:35:36,060 --> 00:35:38,190 but it isn't official yet, my dear, 716 00:35:38,190 --> 00:35:43,030 Now-- Oh, the crystal vase, I think, 717 00:35:43,030 --> 00:35:45,100 But I hate Henry Mallory! 718 00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:47,030 - You never know, my dear, 719 00:35:47,030 --> 00:35:50,010 What if something should happen to John? 720 00:35:50,010 --> 00:35:53,010 Henry is insurance, is what he is, 721 00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:54,210 'Orrible 'Enry, 722 00:35:54,210 --> 00:35:56,140 Small and soft 723 00:35:56,140 --> 00:35:58,130 and repulsive as a slug, 724 00:35:58,130 --> 00:36:00,020 There's something 725 00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:02,030 not quite right about him, 726 00:36:02,030 --> 00:36:04,060 - My dear, there are few girls 727 00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:05,180 as beautiful as you, 728 00:36:05,180 --> 00:36:07,160 And poor Henry can't help it 729 00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:11,130 if he's not as handsome as John Coleridge, 730 00:36:11,130 --> 00:36:14,080 I say! I wonder what's in here, 731 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,000 Good things 732 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:18,150 come in small packages, they say, 733 00:36:18,150 --> 00:36:20,090 Well, I shall accept no presents 734 00:36:20,090 --> 00:36:22,090 from Henry except flowers, 735 00:36:22,090 --> 00:36:25,050 Oh, don't be so old-fashioned, my dear, 736 00:36:25,050 --> 00:36:27,050 Henry said you simply must 737 00:36:27,050 --> 00:36:29,160 wear this tonight, 738 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,100 But isn't it enchanting? 739 00:36:32,100 --> 00:36:34,220 What an original brooch, 740 00:36:34,220 --> 00:36:37,230 Oh, let me pin it on your coat, dear, 741 00:36:42,140 --> 00:36:44,120 Oh, it's realistic, 742 00:36:47,110 --> 00:36:49,040 YOUNG WOMAN: So squashy, 743 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,190 - It's simply enchanting, 744 00:36:51,190 --> 00:36:53,070 And you look sweet, too, 745 00:36:53,070 --> 00:36:55,140 But come along, darling, Come downstairs, 746 00:36:55,140 --> 00:36:58,040 or Henry'll be getting impatient, 747 00:37:06,180 --> 00:37:08,190 MAN: Hello, Sheila, 748 00:37:08,190 --> 00:37:10,230 Thank you for the flowers, Henry, 749 00:37:10,230 --> 00:37:12,230 And the clever brooch, 750 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:14,130 - I believed you'd like it, 751 00:37:14,130 --> 00:37:16,100 Shall we all have a drink? 752 00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,080 - No, thank you, Mrs, Gray, we'll be late for dinner, 753 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:19,200 Oh, of course-- 754 00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,030 Dinner? Where? 755 00:37:21,030 --> 00:37:22,070 - The Arlington, 756 00:37:22,070 --> 00:37:24,170 The Arlington? How lovely, 757 00:37:24,170 --> 00:37:27,140 Such good food, But naughty, naughty Henry, 758 00:37:27,140 --> 00:37:30,070 so expensive! 759 00:37:30,070 --> 00:37:32,060 Your daughter deserves it, Mrs, Gray, 760 00:37:32,060 --> 00:37:34,110 Oh, how sweet, 761 00:37:34,110 --> 00:37:36,190 But you must be going, 762 00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:40,070 Your taxi will be costing you a fortune, 763 00:37:40,070 --> 00:37:42,090 I've hired a car, 764 00:37:42,090 --> 00:37:45,010 Naughty, naughty! 765 00:37:45,010 --> 00:37:48,000 Still, we're only young once, 766 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,090 Good night, Mother, 767 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,160 Shall we? 768 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,010 Good night, dears, 769 00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:01,160 Remember, Henry, 770 00:38:01,160 --> 00:38:03,110 she's my only baby, 771 00:38:03,110 --> 00:38:05,160 Take good care of her, 772 00:38:05,160 --> 00:38:07,100 I will, Mrs, Gray, 773 00:38:13,040 --> 00:38:16,020 ( music playing softly ) 774 00:38:19,020 --> 00:38:20,120 Oh, please, no, 775 00:38:20,120 --> 00:38:23,120 My--my head is positively swimming, 776 00:38:40,150 --> 00:38:43,030 How many times have we gone out now, Sheila? 777 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,210 Four, five times? 778 00:38:47,210 --> 00:38:50,180 And yet, you've never asked about me, 779 00:38:50,180 --> 00:38:52,180 Well, I-- 780 00:38:52,180 --> 00:38:55,210 Well, why don't you tell me all about yourself, then? 781 00:38:55,210 --> 00:38:58,040 Not much to say, 782 00:38:58,040 --> 00:39:00,140 The only child of a widowed mother, 783 00:39:00,140 --> 00:39:02,000 like yourself, 784 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:08,050 Childhood of lonely dreams, 785 00:39:08,050 --> 00:39:10,030 not very popular at school, 786 00:39:13,170 --> 00:39:16,050 Until I discovered the secret, 787 00:39:16,050 --> 00:39:17,190 Secret? 788 00:39:17,190 --> 00:39:20,120 I began by being the best at small things, 789 00:39:22,100 --> 00:39:25,180 Once my reputation was established, 790 00:39:25,180 --> 00:39:27,220 I became the best at everything, 791 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:30,020 Just like that, were you? 792 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:33,010 Well, were you then the best 793 00:39:33,010 --> 00:39:35,130 in football throwing? 794 00:39:39,130 --> 00:39:40,220 ( chuckles ) 795 00:39:40,220 --> 00:39:42,080 Everything, 796 00:39:45,170 --> 00:39:48,230 You see, Sheila, there were always ways of winning, 797 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,130 Take you and me, for instance, 798 00:39:56,130 --> 00:39:58,180 You think you'll be marrying John, don't you? 799 00:40:01,190 --> 00:40:03,110 You wouldn't want to change your mind, would you? 800 00:40:03,110 --> 00:40:06,030 You're exactly the kind of girl for me, 801 00:40:06,030 --> 00:40:08,150 Well, I--I am flattered, 802 00:40:08,150 --> 00:40:11,170 but I'm in love with John, 803 00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:14,030 Love,,, 804 00:40:14,030 --> 00:40:16,090 that's what they all say, 805 00:40:16,090 --> 00:40:18,160 It never lasts, 806 00:40:18,160 --> 00:40:20,020 Being a good husband 807 00:40:20,020 --> 00:40:21,230 is what really matters, 808 00:40:21,230 --> 00:40:24,050 Besides, he hasn't even asked you, 809 00:40:25,110 --> 00:40:28,070 ( laughs ) 810 00:40:28,070 --> 00:40:30,060 Well, shall we say that 811 00:40:30,060 --> 00:40:31,230 I'll take my chances, 812 00:40:34,030 --> 00:40:35,190 Since your mother is so enamored 813 00:40:35,190 --> 00:40:38,030 of prattling old sayings, 814 00:40:38,030 --> 00:40:39,180 I'm surprised she's never told you 815 00:40:39,180 --> 00:40:41,050 that he who laughs last, 816 00:40:41,050 --> 00:40:43,010 laughs best, 817 00:40:43,010 --> 00:40:46,190 You can't insult my mother like that, 818 00:40:46,190 --> 00:40:48,000 I can do what I want, 819 00:40:48,000 --> 00:40:52,000 because, as I told you,,, 820 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,170 I never lose, 821 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:01,220 You will never marry John, 822 00:41:01,220 --> 00:41:03,160 Well, we shall see, shan't we? 823 00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:17,100 How do you like that brooch? 824 00:41:17,100 --> 00:41:19,180 Well, it is very unusual, 825 00:41:25,230 --> 00:41:28,200 It's a vo-du, 826 00:41:28,200 --> 00:41:31,090 Very rare kind of mouse-- 827 00:41:31,090 --> 00:41:33,210 true ancestor of the bat, 828 00:41:33,210 --> 00:41:35,200 Bats? Why, I hate bats, 829 00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:37,180 It's a mouse, not a bat, 830 00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,010 Besides we have all sorts of bats, 831 00:41:41,010 --> 00:41:43,000 from our domestic ones 832 00:41:43,000 --> 00:41:46,090 to the bats of the caves of India, 833 00:41:47,220 --> 00:41:51,020 Look, I will show you something, 834 00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:55,130 I am removing the vo-du,,, 835 00:41:55,130 --> 00:41:57,070 from its brooch pin, 836 00:41:59,030 --> 00:42:01,090 It'll stick by its feet to the coat-- 837 00:42:01,090 --> 00:42:03,020 it has prehensile feet, 838 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:04,140 It will stick to anything, 839 00:42:04,140 --> 00:42:07,040 and however much you shake the coat, 840 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,060 it will not fall off, 841 00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:12,220 You speak about it as though it were alive, 842 00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:15,110 Do I? 843 00:42:17,020 --> 00:42:18,180 How foolish of me, 844 00:42:29,010 --> 00:42:31,180 - This is good-bye, Sheila, - I'm afraid so, 845 00:42:31,180 --> 00:42:34,100 I'll give you one more chance to change your mind, 846 00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:37,160 because I like you so much better than the others, 847 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:39,150 What others? 848 00:42:39,150 --> 00:42:41,180 The other girls, 849 00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:43,190 And none so pretty as you, 850 00:42:43,190 --> 00:42:44,220 I might add, 851 00:42:52,140 --> 00:42:54,070 Let's go, 852 00:43:07,170 --> 00:43:09,200 Well, yes, sir, I'll manage to get back, 853 00:43:11,090 --> 00:43:13,050 Thank you for your trouble 854 00:43:13,050 --> 00:43:14,230 and understanding, 855 00:43:14,230 --> 00:43:16,050 Thank you, 856 00:43:44,050 --> 00:43:46,040 Well, you will make a good husband 857 00:43:46,040 --> 00:43:48,120 - for some girl, - But not you, 858 00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:50,110 Well, I can't help loving John, can I? 859 00:43:50,110 --> 00:43:52,080 Ah, yes, John, 860 00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:55,120 Tall, Dark, wavy hair, 861 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,130 Masculine jaw, 862 00:43:57,130 --> 00:43:59,140 - Fine teeth, - Really, Henry, 863 00:43:59,140 --> 00:44:01,090 I ought to know what he looks like, 864 00:44:01,090 --> 00:44:03,140 Broad shoulders, a deep clear voice, 865 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,190 - A strong sense of,,, - Must you? 866 00:44:05,190 --> 00:44:07,090 ,,,humor, 867 00:44:07,090 --> 00:44:09,160 Comfortable income, due to a generous father,,, 868 00:44:09,160 --> 00:44:12,000 I am politely asking you to stop, 869 00:44:12,000 --> 00:44:14,210 Mr, and Mrs, Beautiful, 870 00:44:14,210 --> 00:44:17,010 Are you sure there'll be enough mirrors in the house? 871 00:44:17,010 --> 00:44:18,160 You're insulting, 872 00:44:18,160 --> 00:44:21,220 "Accurate" is more the word, peacock, 873 00:44:21,220 --> 00:44:23,030 You wouldn't speak to me like that 874 00:44:23,030 --> 00:44:24,050 if you really loved me, 875 00:44:24,050 --> 00:44:25,170 I not love you? 876 00:44:25,170 --> 00:44:27,050 What man wouldn't love you? 877 00:44:27,050 --> 00:44:29,180 The face that launched a thousand ships? 878 00:44:29,180 --> 00:44:31,060 Really, Henry, I don't know 879 00:44:31,060 --> 00:44:32,180 what's got into you this evening, 880 00:44:39,050 --> 00:44:42,090 I thought we wouldn't go straight home, 881 00:44:42,090 --> 00:44:44,040 After speaking to me like that? 882 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:45,170 You have a filthy mind, 883 00:44:45,170 --> 00:44:47,050 My idea was Fox's gaming house 884 00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:48,090 to have ourselves a little gamble, 885 00:44:48,090 --> 00:44:49,220 Well, I don't like gambling, 886 00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,200 I don't like insults, and I am tired 887 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,160 and I want to go home, 888 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,190 John will never marry you, I tell you, 889 00:44:58,190 --> 00:45:00,110 Not if I live to be a hundred, 890 00:45:02,020 --> 00:45:03,110 Don't you dare! 891 00:45:03,110 --> 00:45:05,040 Do that again and I'll slap your face! 892 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,100 I'll do as I please, 893 00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:09,180 Let me out of this car! 894 00:45:09,180 --> 00:45:11,120 You can't go out, silly girl, it's three miles, 895 00:45:11,120 --> 00:45:12,210 I don't care, 896 00:45:12,210 --> 00:45:14,100 All that way in the terrible darkness, 897 00:45:14,100 --> 00:45:16,190 I'd sooner die than stay with you, 898 00:45:16,190 --> 00:45:18,170 Wait, 899 00:45:18,170 --> 00:45:20,110 You've made the choice, 900 00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:25,080 You're disgusting! 901 00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,180 You're slime, that's what you are, 902 00:45:26,180 --> 00:45:28,080 When you think of me, 903 00:45:28,080 --> 00:45:30,100 think of me in John's arms making love to me, 904 00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:31,190 The ugliest woman in the world 905 00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:33,170 wouldn't have a toad like you! 906 00:45:35,060 --> 00:45:38,070 I shall remember you as you were, Sheila, 907 00:45:38,070 --> 00:45:40,210 Beautiful,,, 908 00:45:40,210 --> 00:45:42,160 and deserving, 909 00:45:54,030 --> 00:45:56,150 ( crickets chirping ) 910 00:46:42,130 --> 00:46:44,000 Oh! 911 00:46:49,090 --> 00:46:50,070 Oh! 912 00:46:51,130 --> 00:46:54,070 He took it off its pin,,, 913 00:46:54,070 --> 00:46:56,030 ( screaming ) 914 00:47:05,010 --> 00:47:07,170 Oh! Oh, no! 915 00:47:07,170 --> 00:47:09,170 Oh, no! 916 00:47:09,170 --> 00:47:11,020 Ow! 917 00:47:11,020 --> 00:47:12,190 ( screaming ) 918 00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:22,130 ( both singing drunkenly ) 919 00:47:28,130 --> 00:47:32,050 ♪ So I says to me mother, me mother-- ♪ 920 00:47:33,210 --> 00:47:37,020 Ah, Ha ha ha! 921 00:47:37,020 --> 00:47:39,100 Ah,,,all right, 922 00:47:40,190 --> 00:47:43,040 You in your cups again, Frankie? 923 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,220 God love us! 924 00:47:44,220 --> 00:47:47,020 I know he does, 925 00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:49,100 You didn't see it? 926 00:47:49,100 --> 00:47:51,150 Are you seeing that pink elephant again? 927 00:47:51,150 --> 00:47:53,080 Almost as big as one, 928 00:47:53,080 --> 00:47:54,200 It crossed the road up there 929 00:47:54,200 --> 00:47:57,020 and went into the woods, 930 00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:58,200 How many times do I have to warn you 931 00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:01,220 about that gin, that jubilee juice? 932 00:48:01,220 --> 00:48:03,180 Like a big hedgehog it was, 933 00:48:03,180 --> 00:48:06,030 His whole head was black and shiny, 934 00:48:06,030 --> 00:48:08,100 like it was covered with blood, 935 00:48:08,100 --> 00:48:09,210 Come on, Frankie, 936 00:48:09,210 --> 00:48:11,120 I'll take you to your door 937 00:48:11,120 --> 00:48:14,030 and I'll explain everything to your old lady, 938 00:48:14,030 --> 00:48:15,150 - Ohh! - Come on, 939 00:48:15,150 --> 00:48:17,180 All right, mate, 940 00:48:21,230 --> 00:48:23,150 HENRY: Let me guess, 941 00:48:26,120 --> 00:48:28,230 The telly-- 942 00:48:28,230 --> 00:48:30,170 you were in the beauty contest, 943 00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:38,210 - I thought you should've won, - I'm supposed to be flattered? 944 00:48:38,210 --> 00:48:41,190 - You're very beautiful, - I know, 945 00:48:41,190 --> 00:48:44,090 - And I am something less than a film star, 946 00:48:44,090 --> 00:48:46,130 - We can't help how we're born, 947 00:48:50,070 --> 00:48:53,230 ( men singing drunkenly ) 948 00:48:53,230 --> 00:48:56,170 MEN: ♪ Jolly old pal ♪ 949 00:48:56,170 --> 00:49:01,080 ( singing continues ) 950 00:49:01,080 --> 00:49:02,220 ( singing stops ) 951 00:49:02,220 --> 00:49:04,050 ( crickets chirping ) 952 00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:24,210 What is it? 953 00:49:24,210 --> 00:49:27,220 It was a woman, it was, 954 00:49:27,220 --> 00:49:29,170 Uggh! 955 00:49:31,070 --> 00:49:33,060 Allow me, 956 00:49:33,060 --> 00:49:34,190 A token of my appreciation, 957 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:47,000 What is it? 958 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:48,130 I want you to have it, 959 00:49:48,130 --> 00:49:52,090 Accept a gift from a total stranger? 960 00:49:52,090 --> 00:49:55,000 My name is Henry, 961 00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,060 Now we're not strangers, 962 00:49:57,060 --> 00:49:59,090 You have to understand, 963 00:49:59,090 --> 00:50:02,170 this doesn't mean anything, 964 00:50:03,190 --> 00:50:05,230 Of course, 965 00:50:05,230 --> 00:50:08,329 It's just that I am compelled to honor beauty, 67915