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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:29,220 --> 00:00:30,230 Tonight stars 2 00:00:30,230 --> 00:00:32,130 Pat Boon, 3 00:00:32,130 --> 00:00:34,050 Kim Stanley, 4 00:00:34,050 --> 00:00:35,210 Leif Erickson, 5 00:00:35,210 --> 00:00:37,130 Robert Morse, 6 00:00:37,130 --> 00:00:39,050 Rudy Vallee, 7 00:00:39,050 --> 00:00:40,210 Patrick O'Neal 8 00:00:40,210 --> 00:00:42,160 and Wally Cox, 9 00:00:43,190 --> 00:00:45,050 Good evening, 10 00:00:45,050 --> 00:00:46,110 We welcome you to this 11 00:00:46,110 --> 00:00:48,010 palladium of art treasures 12 00:00:48,010 --> 00:00:50,190 that range from the kooky to the uncommon, 13 00:00:50,190 --> 00:00:53,090 From the bestial to the bizarre, 14 00:00:53,090 --> 00:00:55,170 And I'd like to take you on a guided tour 15 00:00:55,170 --> 00:00:59,040 through the Night Gallery, 16 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:01,040 A collection of paintings and display 17 00:01:01,040 --> 00:01:02,180 for only the most discriminating, 18 00:01:02,180 --> 00:01:04,140 Because it's best that they be seen 19 00:01:04,140 --> 00:01:07,000 both after and in the dark, 20 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,150 The story behind this offering, 21 00:01:08,150 --> 00:01:11,120 a word which we have coined just for the occasion, 22 00:01:11,120 --> 00:01:13,030 arachnophobia, 23 00:01:13,030 --> 00:01:14,140 It means for our purposes 24 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:16,090 a special distaste for those 25 00:01:16,090 --> 00:01:19,140 crawly little beasties with multi legged hairy bodies, 26 00:01:19,140 --> 00:01:20,180 In other words, 27 00:01:20,180 --> 00:01:22,000 a fear of spiders, 28 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,140 the title of our first painting in this, 29 00:01:24,140 --> 00:01:25,210 the Night Gallery, 30 00:01:57,200 --> 00:02:01,230 "We liked the curtains caught back with a rose 31 00:02:01,230 --> 00:02:06,000 "the sole bonne femme in the room," 32 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:07,190 It's not bad, 33 00:02:07,190 --> 00:02:09,050 Well, that captures it, I think, 34 00:02:09,050 --> 00:02:10,190 Not bad at all, 35 00:02:10,190 --> 00:02:13,090 ( telephone ringing ) 36 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:19,210 Elizabeth, I'm working, 37 00:02:19,210 --> 00:02:22,080 Now when I deliberately refuse to answer the telephone 38 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,150 to even though most insensitive, that would be a blunt clue 39 00:02:24,150 --> 00:02:27,050 as to my desperate need for undisturbed solitude, 40 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:33,210 ( footsteps approaching ) 41 00:02:38,160 --> 00:02:40,140 ( door opening and closing ) 42 00:02:49,160 --> 00:02:52,120 ( door bell rings ) 43 00:02:52,120 --> 00:02:54,010 Elizabeth! 44 00:02:54,010 --> 00:02:57,050 Must I hire security guard or answering service 45 00:02:57,050 --> 00:03:02,010 or what will it take to get my message through to you? 46 00:03:02,010 --> 00:03:04,090 ( door bell rings ) 47 00:03:04,090 --> 00:03:07,170 I choose not to be disturbed, 48 00:03:07,170 --> 00:03:09,020 Comprenez vous? 49 00:03:09,020 --> 00:03:11,010 Verstehen Sie? Do you understand? 50 00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:15,040 ( bell rings again ) 51 00:03:15,040 --> 00:03:16,090 Justus, please, 52 00:03:16,090 --> 00:03:18,030 Just let me in for just one moment, 53 00:03:18,030 --> 00:03:19,220 Please just for,,, 54 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:22,130 a moment, 55 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:28,180 Justus, do you understand what you're doing to me? 56 00:03:28,180 --> 00:03:30,210 Do you know that I can't eat? 57 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,100 I can't sleep, 58 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:36,110 You're destroying me piecemeal, 59 00:03:39,220 --> 00:03:40,210 Why don't you answer me? 60 00:03:42,230 --> 00:03:44,200 What's destroying you, my dear, 61 00:03:44,200 --> 00:03:47,170 is your proximity to smarmy 19th century novels, 62 00:03:47,170 --> 00:03:49,210 Now you've obviously availed yourself 63 00:03:49,210 --> 00:03:51,130 of all the treacly literary syrup 64 00:03:51,130 --> 00:03:53,190 from Henry James to Elizabeth Barrett Browning, 65 00:03:55,020 --> 00:03:56,190 Why are you so cruel? 66 00:03:56,190 --> 00:03:58,100 I'm not cruel, Elizabeth, 67 00:03:58,100 --> 00:04:00,080 I'm refreshingly blunt, 68 00:04:00,080 --> 00:04:01,190 Now can you get it through that 69 00:04:01,190 --> 00:04:03,230 tumultuous, fluttering brain of yours that 70 00:04:03,230 --> 00:04:06,140 I have no interest in continuing 71 00:04:06,140 --> 00:04:07,150 a relationship with you, 72 00:04:09,170 --> 00:04:12,030 I asked you out for dinner a few times 73 00:04:12,030 --> 00:04:13,210 because you live above me 74 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:16,030 and it seemed congenial and neighborly, 75 00:04:16,030 --> 00:04:18,140 But these persistent nocturnal calls 76 00:04:18,140 --> 00:04:20,070 and that perpetual petulance 77 00:04:20,070 --> 00:04:21,160 oozing from those red-rimmed eyes, Elizabeth, 78 00:04:21,160 --> 00:04:22,230 that is depressing, 79 00:04:22,230 --> 00:04:24,160 Abhorrent, And frankly, it must stop, 80 00:04:27,020 --> 00:04:28,160 Now, good night, Elizabeth, 81 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:30,140 I have three columns to write and an article, 82 00:04:30,140 --> 00:04:32,170 - and I'm desperately behind, - Justus, 83 00:04:32,170 --> 00:04:34,110 what are you doing? Are you saying goodbye to me? 84 00:04:34,110 --> 00:04:35,200 I'm not proposing 85 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:37,150 a simple wedding at the church of flowers, 86 00:04:37,150 --> 00:04:39,190 Good bye, Elizabeth, 87 00:04:39,190 --> 00:04:41,100 Now, take a pill, count sheep, 88 00:04:41,100 --> 00:04:43,010 or fix yourself a club sandwich! 89 00:04:47,170 --> 00:04:49,230 Justus, 90 00:04:49,230 --> 00:04:53,050 Justus, please, I just want to say one more thing to you, 91 00:04:53,050 --> 00:04:54,130 More than that were so, 92 00:04:54,130 --> 00:04:57,080 Well, I dearly pray 93 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:59,200 that someday, 94 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,180 someday, 95 00:05:01,180 --> 00:05:04,070 you will need someone, 96 00:05:04,070 --> 00:05:06,140 You'll be helpless and need someone 97 00:05:06,140 --> 00:05:08,070 and love and affection, 98 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:10,030 I hope so, 99 00:05:13,160 --> 00:05:14,200 Goodbye, Justus, 100 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:24,060 - ( loud crash ) - ( screaming ) 101 00:05:26,100 --> 00:05:27,100 Help me, 102 00:05:32,000 --> 00:05:34,130 ( groaning ) 103 00:05:40,150 --> 00:05:41,130 ( water dripping ) 104 00:06:31,020 --> 00:06:33,000 ( water dripping ) 105 00:07:43,030 --> 00:07:45,010 ( door bell ringing ) 106 00:07:57,230 --> 00:08:01,000 You were complaining about your thermostat, Mr, Walters, 107 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:02,160 Too late to look at it now, 108 00:08:02,160 --> 00:08:04,200 - Why is that? - Flipped your mind, did it? 109 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:06,060 Why, you were accusing me 110 00:08:06,060 --> 00:08:08,060 of freezing you out two days ago, 111 00:08:08,060 --> 00:08:10,160 You want it looked at or don't you? 112 00:08:10,160 --> 00:08:11,200 Do you know that you have spiders? 113 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:12,230 How's that? 114 00:08:12,230 --> 00:08:15,150 Spiders, sizable spiders, 115 00:08:15,150 --> 00:08:18,050 Possibly poisonous, Unquestionably sizable and ugly, 116 00:08:18,050 --> 00:08:20,040 I won't be a bit surprised, 117 00:08:20,040 --> 00:08:22,100 That is your singular editorial judgment? 118 00:08:22,100 --> 00:08:24,040 How's that? 119 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:26,080 Crawling all over my kitchen are spiders, 120 00:08:26,080 --> 00:08:27,150 So? 121 00:08:27,150 --> 00:08:30,030 Might I at least expect an apology 122 00:08:30,030 --> 00:08:31,120 in lieu of an explanation, 123 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:34,030 An apology? Okay, Mr, Walters, 124 00:08:34,030 --> 00:08:35,130 I apologize, 125 00:08:35,130 --> 00:08:37,100 As owner and janitor of this building, 126 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:39,040 I'd like to go on record 127 00:08:39,040 --> 00:08:41,180 as saying I'm sorry you've got spiders, 128 00:08:41,180 --> 00:08:42,230 And that's all you got to say? 129 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,210 You ought to catch my act 130 00:08:44,210 --> 00:08:47,010 when somebody points out a cockroach, 131 00:08:47,010 --> 00:08:48,120 Then I'm really apoplectic, 132 00:08:50,050 --> 00:08:52,210 I happen to have a deathly fear of spiders, 133 00:08:52,210 --> 00:08:56,050 It is my one inordinate phobia, spiders, 134 00:08:56,050 --> 00:08:59,010 Franky, Mr, Boucher, they're absolutely unnerving, 135 00:08:59,010 --> 00:09:02,000 Had an aunt in Spokane was the same way, 136 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,050 Used to hide in the attic when she saw it, 137 00:09:04,050 --> 00:09:05,180 Well, you have to get an exterminator, 138 00:09:05,180 --> 00:09:07,090 Do you think one might be available tonight? 139 00:09:07,090 --> 00:09:10,210 An exterminator? For spiders? This time of night? 140 00:09:10,210 --> 00:09:13,060 Come on, Mr, Walters, Be a big boy, 141 00:09:13,060 --> 00:09:15,100 Live with them, They won't hurt you, 142 00:09:15,100 --> 00:09:17,070 Beautiful, beautiful, just, just beautiful, 143 00:09:17,070 --> 00:09:18,200 Crawling all over my domicile, uh, 144 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,130 furry long legged monsters, 145 00:09:20,130 --> 00:09:22,020 And from you I get philosophy, 146 00:09:22,020 --> 00:09:23,090 "Live with them," 147 00:09:23,090 --> 00:09:25,100 Not only will I not live with them, 148 00:09:25,100 --> 00:09:28,000 I'll take the necessary steps to see that they're destroyed, 149 00:09:28,000 --> 00:09:30,080 Mind if I give you my personal reading 150 00:09:30,080 --> 00:09:33,020 as to what I think the problem is with you? 151 00:09:33,020 --> 00:09:34,230 Oh, marvelous, a man for all seasons, 152 00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:36,060 A plumber, a concierge, 153 00:09:36,060 --> 00:09:38,000 Sigmund Freud with a screw driver, 154 00:09:38,000 --> 00:09:40,190 Tell me, Mr, Boucher, enlighten me, what's my problem? 155 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:42,170 You ain't got no gristle, 156 00:09:42,170 --> 00:09:44,100 Any guy that makes a living 157 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,190 writing about pishy poshy food 158 00:09:46,190 --> 00:09:48,100 and interior decorating, 159 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,000 That kinda guy 160 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,050 ought to shake hands with a pick and shovel now and then 161 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:55,010 and taste a little sweat, 162 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:57,020 - Catch my meaning? - Ah, painfully, 163 00:09:57,020 --> 00:10:00,020 A predictable cretin reaction from a 20th century savage 164 00:10:00,020 --> 00:10:03,120 whose cultural activities are limited to unplugging commodes, 165 00:10:03,120 --> 00:10:05,090 You asked, I'm telling, 166 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:09,040 I didn't ask for a character analysis, 167 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:10,230 I quite properly demanded that you get rid 168 00:10:10,230 --> 00:10:13,080 of the spiders in my apartment, said request going unanswered, 169 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:16,040 Now, Mr, Boucher, what about those spiders? 170 00:10:16,040 --> 00:10:18,200 I'll send them an eviction notice in the morning, 171 00:10:41,010 --> 00:10:43,140 ( screeching ) 172 00:10:56,170 --> 00:10:59,090 Boucher, Mr, Boucher, come out here, 173 00:10:59,090 --> 00:11:01,010 I demand that you come out here, 174 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:02,190 Now what? 175 00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:05,110 Did you ever see a spider the size of a full grown dog? 176 00:11:05,110 --> 00:11:06,230 Frequently, 177 00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:09,200 When my sister-in-law married a bootlegger, 178 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:12,200 after four bottles of his first line bourbon, 179 00:11:12,200 --> 00:11:16,040 I saw a giraffe, a spider was riding him 180 00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:18,000 dressed in jockey silks, 181 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:20,040 You revel in the absurd, don't you? 182 00:11:20,040 --> 00:11:22,130 With tenants like you I got little choice, 183 00:11:22,130 --> 00:11:24,040 Now, good night, 184 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:26,040 Check, David, and Justus, 185 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:28,140 Spiders the size of dogs, 186 00:11:51,150 --> 00:11:52,130 ( door knocking ) 187 00:11:55,050 --> 00:11:56,180 What? who is it? 188 00:11:56,180 --> 00:11:58,090 It's your friendly neighborhood 189 00:11:58,090 --> 00:12:01,000 - door to door Lothario, Madam, - Justus? 190 00:12:03,050 --> 00:12:05,070 ( inhaling sharply ) 191 00:12:14,100 --> 00:12:16,060 What do you want? 192 00:12:16,060 --> 00:12:18,200 Well, you could start by inviting me in for Brandy, 193 00:12:22,010 --> 00:12:24,010 It's rather late, Justus, 194 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:30,100 Maybe a small one, 195 00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:02,170 Did you come up to apologize? 196 00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:05,170 Yes, yes, I was very harsh, Elizabeth, 197 00:13:05,170 --> 00:13:08,050 Oh, I don't think that is the word for it, 198 00:13:08,050 --> 00:13:09,180 You were incredibly cruel, 199 00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,100 Guilty as charged, 200 00:13:13,100 --> 00:13:15,030 I throw myself on the mercy of the court, 201 00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:22,010 - How about the Brandy? - Oh, 202 00:13:27,190 --> 00:13:29,020 ( Justus sighing ) 203 00:13:33,090 --> 00:13:35,000 Justus, what is wrong? What is your-- 204 00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,060 Are you ill? 205 00:13:36,060 --> 00:13:38,070 Ill? ( sighing ) 206 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:39,200 Elizabeth, 207 00:13:39,200 --> 00:13:41,120 just because I seek out your company, 208 00:13:41,120 --> 00:13:43,040 is that supposed to be reflective 209 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,140 of some illness on my part? 210 00:13:44,140 --> 00:13:47,160 You do yourself a vast injustice, 211 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,070 It so happens that 212 00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:51,160 your charms are not lost on me, 213 00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:54,170 I, I happen to, to like you, 214 00:13:54,170 --> 00:13:56,060 Oh, Justus, 215 00:13:58,110 --> 00:14:01,160 You only half way like one person in this whole world, 216 00:14:01,160 --> 00:14:03,080 It lives inside your skin, It's you, 217 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:08,110 What's this about? 218 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:17,020 Elizabeth, I have a deathly fear of spiders, 219 00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:20,070 - Of what? - Spiders, 220 00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:25,220 Can I have another? 221 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:33,060 ELIZABETH: Spiders? 222 00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:37,000 I know, 223 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,170 Down at my apartment, 224 00:14:38,170 --> 00:14:40,210 I know you're gonna find this difficult to believe, 225 00:14:40,210 --> 00:14:44,000 Down in my apartment, in my bedroom, 226 00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:46,090 there's a spider the size of a dog, 227 00:14:46,090 --> 00:14:50,020 When last seen, it was hiding behind a chair, 228 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,190 Did you hear me? 229 00:14:54,190 --> 00:14:56,200 No, really, It's a, the spider, 230 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,230 well, it was, 231 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,180 it was this big, 232 00:14:59,180 --> 00:15:01,230 And frankly, Elizabeth, I'm-- I'll be all together 233 00:15:01,230 --> 00:15:05,020 honest with you, I-- I'm absolutely and totally 234 00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:07,150 unnerved by this visitation, 235 00:15:07,150 --> 00:15:09,180 I'm, I'm frightened, 236 00:15:09,180 --> 00:15:12,150 I'm frightened to the point of sheer self destruction, 237 00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:15,140 Justus, do you know who you're speaking to? 238 00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:16,150 This is Elizabeth, 239 00:15:18,160 --> 00:15:21,180 You know I've read thousands of books, 240 00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:24,060 I suppose tens of thousands of books, 241 00:15:24,060 --> 00:15:25,220 ancient and modern, 242 00:15:25,220 --> 00:15:27,140 And in no place 243 00:15:27,140 --> 00:15:30,100 in any literature that I've ever read 244 00:15:30,100 --> 00:15:34,180 is there a spider the size of a dog, 245 00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:36,060 - ( screeching ) - Not even in Kafka, 246 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,150 Perhaps it's a mutation, 247 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:43,050 There's a lot of that going around, 248 00:15:43,050 --> 00:15:44,230 Perhaps, 249 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:47,110 I think I should call the police, That, 250 00:15:47,110 --> 00:15:49,150 that thing is unarguably a man killer, 251 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:52,020 - May I use your telephone? - Yes, of course, 252 00:15:55,120 --> 00:15:58,150 I think while you're calling that you are to call 253 00:15:58,150 --> 00:16:02,080 the psychiatric unit at Bellevue, 254 00:16:04,190 --> 00:16:06,230 ( sighing ) 255 00:16:06,230 --> 00:16:08,090 May I ask why? 256 00:16:08,090 --> 00:16:10,070 ELIZABETH: To reserve a room, 257 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:13,230 You know that's exactly where they're going to send you 258 00:16:13,230 --> 00:16:16,230 when you call the police and tell them about 259 00:16:16,230 --> 00:16:19,230 a spider as big as a dog, 260 00:16:19,230 --> 00:16:21,180 Not when they see it with their own eyes, 261 00:16:21,180 --> 00:16:24,130 Justus, 262 00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:26,000 They're not going to see it, 263 00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,080 Only you see it, 264 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,160 Do you know what I think? 265 00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:34,040 I think you've been 266 00:16:34,040 --> 00:16:37,210 quaffing a little too much of your own vintage wine, 267 00:16:37,210 --> 00:16:40,220 And eating your little delicacies 268 00:16:40,220 --> 00:16:43,230 and reading your articles constantly, 269 00:16:46,180 --> 00:16:48,200 Here, finish your Brandy, 270 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:52,210 And then would you please go, 271 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:54,100 Elizabeth, you don't understand, 272 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:57,080 I--I-- I can't go back down there, 273 00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,210 Oh? Well, then I hope you have a third choice 274 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:03,170 because you're certainly not going to stay here, 275 00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:06,160 I don't understand you, 276 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:08,190 A little while ago you were begging for my company, 277 00:17:08,190 --> 00:17:11,010 That was before I knew 278 00:17:11,010 --> 00:17:13,130 that I was competing with a spider, 279 00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:16,050 Elizabeth, you are terribly cruel, 280 00:17:16,050 --> 00:17:18,130 ELIZABETH: No, I'm not cruel, 281 00:17:18,130 --> 00:17:22,090 I am refreshingly blunt, 282 00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:25,180 You actually want me to go down there and face 283 00:17:25,180 --> 00:17:27,220 a monstrous hairy eight legged thing? 284 00:17:27,220 --> 00:17:29,060 A crawling nightmare, 285 00:17:29,060 --> 00:17:31,130 a devilish obscenity? 286 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:33,080 I think it's a marriage made in heaven, 287 00:17:36,070 --> 00:17:38,080 All right, all right, 288 00:17:44,140 --> 00:17:47,020 Elizabeth, 289 00:17:47,020 --> 00:17:49,040 Elizabeth, dear, now, if you won't let me stay here 290 00:17:49,040 --> 00:17:51,170 would you at least come down there with me, 291 00:17:51,170 --> 00:17:52,170 I? 292 00:17:52,170 --> 00:17:54,100 Just, you know, just, 293 00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,040 just see if it's still there, 294 00:17:56,040 --> 00:17:58,230 We could check out the whole place, 295 00:17:58,230 --> 00:18:01,020 And if it isn't, uh, 296 00:18:01,020 --> 00:18:03,130 well, I could lock all the doors and the windows 297 00:18:03,130 --> 00:18:05,090 and it couldn't possibly get back in, 298 00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:07,130 Not with it's size, 299 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,050 You know I read someplace 300 00:18:12,050 --> 00:18:15,050 that kindness begets kindness, 301 00:18:15,050 --> 00:18:18,230 I think they were talking about humans, not spiders, 302 00:18:18,230 --> 00:18:22,120 But you are human, aren't you? 303 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,020 I'm going to take a chance, 304 00:18:42,090 --> 00:18:43,140 Well, I just,,, 305 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:50,070 Wait, listen, listen, 306 00:18:53,030 --> 00:18:55,100 What? 307 00:18:55,100 --> 00:18:56,090 Do you hear anything? 308 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:03,060 The thumping of your heart, 309 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,180 It proves you have one, You're alive, 310 00:19:08,090 --> 00:19:09,110 Do you see anything? 311 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:14,040 Your living room 312 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,150 There's nothing here, 313 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,100 No spiders, 314 00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:29,140 ELIZABETH: Oh, Justus, 315 00:19:29,140 --> 00:19:30,200 No women, 316 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,020 Elizabeth, 317 00:19:35,020 --> 00:19:37,120 Elizabeth, dear, believe me, believe me, 318 00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,210 If there were a woman in my life, 319 00:19:38,210 --> 00:19:41,000 unequivocally, I tell you, it would be you, 320 00:19:43,110 --> 00:19:44,200 What about in there? 321 00:19:47,110 --> 00:19:48,150 The bedroom? 322 00:19:52,170 --> 00:19:53,150 ( sighing ) 323 00:19:55,210 --> 00:19:57,130 ELIZABETH: Oh, Justus, 324 00:20:02,110 --> 00:20:04,010 It's empty, 325 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,190 No spiders, 326 00:20:09,210 --> 00:20:11,130 A tribute to your 327 00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:13,190 loveless life, Empty, 328 00:20:15,090 --> 00:20:16,230 - You sure? - Yes, 329 00:20:16,230 --> 00:20:18,060 Come, I'll show you, 330 00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:22,170 ELIZABETH: Come, 331 00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:24,200 Look, you see, 332 00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:28,080 Look, 333 00:20:28,080 --> 00:20:30,020 Behind the chair, 334 00:20:33,190 --> 00:20:35,090 Elizabeth, Elizabeth 335 00:20:38,020 --> 00:20:39,070 Elizabeth, what are you doing? 336 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,220 ( door handle rattling ) 337 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:45,120 Elizabeth, now you don't understand, 338 00:20:45,120 --> 00:20:47,130 You don't understand, Elizabeth! 339 00:20:47,130 --> 00:20:50,000 You don't understand women, 340 00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,220 Their need for a little gentleness, a little kindness, 341 00:20:52,220 --> 00:20:54,140 ( banging on the door ) 342 00:20:54,140 --> 00:20:56,020 Let me out, 343 00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:57,030 A little love, 344 00:20:57,030 --> 00:20:58,110 Now this is no joke, 345 00:20:58,110 --> 00:20:59,130 It could still be in here, 346 00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:00,230 Elizabeth, 347 00:21:00,230 --> 00:21:02,220 I wonder what Elizabeth Barrett Browning 348 00:21:02,220 --> 00:21:05,090 would say at this moment, 349 00:21:05,090 --> 00:21:07,070 Would she have said, uh,,, 350 00:21:07,070 --> 00:21:09,000 "Oh, how softly 351 00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,210 "thou words 352 00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:12,040 "fall, 353 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,200 "Like a song on my tender ears," 354 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:17,090 Spiders drive me insane, 355 00:21:17,090 --> 00:21:18,190 Stop it, 356 00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:20,220 I'll let you out in the morning, 357 00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:23,170 At breakfast time, I'll come down and let you out, 358 00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:26,000 Elizabeth, I'm begging you, Please do let me out, 359 00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:27,170 Please, Elizabeth, Elizabeth, 360 00:21:27,170 --> 00:21:29,030 ( banging on the door ) 361 00:21:29,030 --> 00:21:32,010 I remember another place, another time, 362 00:21:32,010 --> 00:21:34,030 Somebody said to me, 363 00:21:34,030 --> 00:21:37,030 "What does it need to get through to you? 364 00:21:37,030 --> 00:21:38,190 "an answering service? 365 00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:41,010 "a security guard?" 366 00:21:41,010 --> 00:21:42,220 ( door knob rattling ) 367 00:21:42,220 --> 00:21:45,040 What does it need to get the message through to you? 368 00:21:45,040 --> 00:21:47,210 - Let me out, let me-- - ( squeaking ) 369 00:21:49,180 --> 00:21:52,130 Elizabeth, it's,,, 370 00:21:52,130 --> 00:21:55,110 It's in here, Let me out, 371 00:21:55,110 --> 00:21:58,050 Good night, 372 00:21:58,050 --> 00:22:01,060 Liz! Elizabeth, it's in here, 373 00:22:03,050 --> 00:22:05,050 No, no ( sobbing ) 374 00:22:05,050 --> 00:22:08,200 - ( screaming ) - ( squeaking ) 375 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,180 Amy Lou said something about night, 376 00:22:10,180 --> 00:22:11,210 What was it she said? 377 00:22:17,140 --> 00:22:18,190 Hmm, I don't remember, 378 00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:45,130 CHILD: Daddy, 379 00:22:45,130 --> 00:22:48,010 Daddy, 380 00:22:48,010 --> 00:22:50,200 Can I have a drink of water? 381 00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:58,210 Daddy, can I have a drink of water? 382 00:22:58,210 --> 00:23:01,130 Honey? Honey? 383 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:05,050 It's your baby, 384 00:23:07,130 --> 00:23:09,110 - Daddy? - All right, 385 00:23:09,110 --> 00:23:11,000 Yeah, I'm coming, 386 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:15,220 ( mumbling under his breath ) 387 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:34,020 ( continues mumbling ) 388 00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,190 ( water running ) 389 00:24:00,220 --> 00:24:02,140 Here, here, 390 00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:06,200 Oh, here is your teddy, 391 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:10,170 CHILD: Thank you, Daddy, 392 00:24:22,160 --> 00:24:24,230 Item number three in the Night Gallery, 393 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:26,230 we call it Marmalade Wine, 394 00:24:26,230 --> 00:24:30,040 Look at it if you will with gentle and restrained eyes, 395 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:32,190 the way you'd look at a maniac in the woods, 396 00:24:32,190 --> 00:24:35,010 Because that's the story it tells, 397 00:24:35,010 --> 00:24:36,130 Hold out your glasses 398 00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:38,160 and get ready for a very special night cap, 399 00:24:53,170 --> 00:24:55,200 ( thunder rumbling ) 400 00:25:36,090 --> 00:25:38,170 - Hello! - ( echoing back ) 401 00:25:45,010 --> 00:25:47,040 Can anyone hear me? 402 00:25:54,060 --> 00:25:57,130 - Hello! - ( echoing back ) 403 00:25:57,130 --> 00:25:58,180 Hello down there, 404 00:26:00,050 --> 00:26:01,100 No, no, Up here, 405 00:26:08,070 --> 00:26:09,170 Stay where you are, I'll be right down, 406 00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:18,100 Hello, 407 00:26:20,210 --> 00:26:22,160 You startled me, 408 00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,120 I was photographing mountain lions earlier, 409 00:26:25,120 --> 00:26:27,110 Yes, they can be rather troublesome, 410 00:26:27,110 --> 00:26:28,220 Come with me, I'll show you the way, 411 00:26:32,220 --> 00:26:34,120 DEEKING: Come along, 412 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,000 Careful, now, 413 00:26:46,020 --> 00:26:47,050 DEEKING: Careful, careful, 414 00:26:58,070 --> 00:26:59,100 DEEKING: Here we are, 415 00:27:01,150 --> 00:27:03,070 ROGER: I hope I'm not imposing, 416 00:27:03,070 --> 00:27:05,020 DEEKING: Not at all, not at all, 417 00:27:05,020 --> 00:27:06,190 Delightful as I find my sylvan retreat, 418 00:27:06,190 --> 00:27:08,130 it can be rather dull, 419 00:27:08,130 --> 00:27:12,020 You'll join me in my after lunch coffee and liqueur, 420 00:27:12,020 --> 00:27:13,160 I'll take these inside to dry, 421 00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:14,220 Have a seat, I'll be right back, 422 00:27:43,180 --> 00:27:46,060 - Cheers, - Cheers, 423 00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:52,120 Oh, 424 00:27:52,120 --> 00:27:54,030 I-- I didn't expect that, 425 00:27:58,040 --> 00:27:59,230 It's good though, Good, uh, 426 00:27:59,230 --> 00:28:01,100 Uh, 427 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:03,000 my name is Roger Blacker, 428 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:05,120 I'm Dr, Francis Deeking, 429 00:28:05,120 --> 00:28:07,010 ROGER: Oh, yes, 430 00:28:09,200 --> 00:28:11,020 I'm a surgeon, 431 00:28:13,010 --> 00:28:16,030 You-- you live out here in,,, 432 00:28:16,030 --> 00:28:17,060 the middle of nowhere, 433 00:28:17,060 --> 00:28:18,230 My weekend retreat, 434 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:21,010 An escape from the strains 435 00:28:21,010 --> 00:28:23,100 of my exacting profession, 436 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:27,230 And my good, Sir, what do you do? 437 00:28:27,230 --> 00:28:31,010 Uh, I'm, uh, 438 00:28:32,110 --> 00:28:35,030 uh,,, 439 00:28:35,030 --> 00:28:39,050 Oh, uh, I-- I'm a photojournalist, 440 00:28:39,050 --> 00:28:41,170 Uh, life,,, 441 00:28:41,170 --> 00:28:44,060 look,,, ( stammering ) 442 00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:46,140 You know, 443 00:28:46,140 --> 00:28:47,230 How very interesting, 444 00:28:49,220 --> 00:28:52,020 Not quite as interesting as what you do, 445 00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,040 I read up on 446 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:58,000 all your famous operations, I, uh,,, 447 00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:00,110 I especially like the one 448 00:29:00,110 --> 00:29:02,140 on that famous actress, 449 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,010 A bit sticky, that one, 450 00:29:04,010 --> 00:29:05,080 Thank heavens for silicone, 451 00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:09,140 You must feel like a god, 452 00:29:09,140 --> 00:29:12,060 All of us have god-like attributes, 453 00:29:12,060 --> 00:29:14,080 You must when you take a sterling photograph, 454 00:29:16,000 --> 00:29:18,010 Well, 455 00:29:18,010 --> 00:29:20,000 Would you be so kind as to take a photograph of me? 456 00:29:22,220 --> 00:29:25,220 ( thunder rumbling in the distance ) 457 00:29:25,220 --> 00:29:28,000 Well, yes, ( stammering ) 458 00:29:30,140 --> 00:29:33,020 ( clearing his throat ) 459 00:29:33,020 --> 00:29:34,190 Yes, uh,,, 460 00:29:39,060 --> 00:29:40,190 Uh,,, 461 00:29:40,190 --> 00:29:42,100 Perhaps if you push that little switch, 462 00:29:45,170 --> 00:29:46,230 Push the switch, ( speaking softly ) 463 00:29:46,230 --> 00:29:49,100 Yes, 464 00:29:49,100 --> 00:29:50,170 I was just checking the focus, 465 00:30:02,010 --> 00:30:03,060 DEEKING: Be sure to make me a copy, 466 00:30:06,110 --> 00:30:09,160 Yes, I'll send it to the hospital, 467 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,050 DEEKING: I'm-- I'm not there at present, 468 00:30:15,060 --> 00:30:16,200 What was it I read about 469 00:30:16,200 --> 00:30:18,030 - you recently? - No matter, no matter, 470 00:30:18,030 --> 00:30:19,160 Your drink is empty, 471 00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:23,000 Thank you, 472 00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,080 Hmm, 473 00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:29,230 Excellent stuff, 474 00:30:29,230 --> 00:30:32,060 Like a bouquet 475 00:30:32,060 --> 00:30:33,160 of orange blossoms, 476 00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:37,060 Yes, I distill it myself from marmalade, 477 00:30:37,060 --> 00:30:38,230 Marvelous, just marvelous, 478 00:30:40,180 --> 00:30:42,210 Excuse me, 479 00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:45,040 About, uh, 480 00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,040 what we were discussing, 481 00:30:47,040 --> 00:30:48,100 - uh,,, - Discussing? 482 00:30:51,060 --> 00:30:53,230 Unique attributes, ( starting to slur ) 483 00:30:53,230 --> 00:30:55,200 I have one, 484 00:30:58,050 --> 00:31:01,170 I am able to foretell the future, 485 00:31:01,170 --> 00:31:03,070 Really? 486 00:31:03,070 --> 00:31:06,020 I've always wanted to know someone like you, 487 00:31:06,020 --> 00:31:08,170 The responsibility must be terrifying, 488 00:31:08,170 --> 00:31:10,180 Yes, of course, 489 00:31:10,180 --> 00:31:14,010 I don't use the faculty for my own ends, 490 00:31:14,010 --> 00:31:16,090 That would be, uh, immoral, 491 00:31:16,090 --> 00:31:19,080 You mean to help another person, Give warnings, 492 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:21,120 achieve profitable courses of action, 493 00:31:21,120 --> 00:31:22,230 Surely there's no harm in that, 494 00:31:27,130 --> 00:31:29,100 To more successful,,, 495 00:31:29,100 --> 00:31:31,050 operations, doctor, 496 00:31:31,050 --> 00:31:33,090 To be sure, To be sure, About what you were saying though, 497 00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:34,230 could you tell me the winner of today's 498 00:31:34,230 --> 00:31:36,030 featured Pimlico 499 00:31:36,030 --> 00:31:38,150 as a small test of your gift? 500 00:31:41,140 --> 00:31:42,180 Who's running? 501 00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:45,040 ( thunder rumbling ) 502 00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:56,160 Bow Bells? 503 00:31:58,110 --> 00:32:00,200 Bow Bells, absolutely, 504 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,220 Excuse me a moment, 505 00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,040 Am I drunk? 506 00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,220 I don't know what lies I've been telling him, 507 00:32:14,220 --> 00:32:16,020 I must apologize, 508 00:32:19,190 --> 00:32:22,130 What was it that I read about him? 509 00:32:24,110 --> 00:32:26,140 Something peculiar, 510 00:32:28,110 --> 00:32:30,000 Just getting under the wire, 511 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,110 Let me see now, Ah, yes, 512 00:32:31,110 --> 00:32:32,210 There's a special election being held 513 00:32:32,210 --> 00:32:35,010 for the Richmond city council, 514 00:32:35,010 --> 00:32:36,160 - Do you have any idea? - I,,, 515 00:32:36,160 --> 00:32:38,110 I have to apologize, 516 00:32:38,110 --> 00:32:41,230 - The winner, please tell me, - I, uh,,, 517 00:32:41,230 --> 00:32:45,030 The Republican in an upset, 518 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:47,020 11,038 votes, 519 00:32:47,020 --> 00:32:48,170 Extraordinary, 520 00:32:48,170 --> 00:32:50,100 Do you use this power very often? 521 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:53,150 Oh, yes, Yes, I've helped men 522 00:32:53,150 --> 00:32:54,150 make millions, 523 00:32:56,190 --> 00:32:58,140 Hmm, millions, 524 00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:18,220 Ah, my dear Blacker, how are you? 525 00:33:18,220 --> 00:33:20,130 You'll be happy to know that Bow Bells 526 00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,160 won by three lengths, going away, 527 00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:25,010 Bow Bells? 528 00:33:25,010 --> 00:33:26,010 I'm glad it worked out, 529 00:33:26,010 --> 00:33:27,150 Not only that, 530 00:33:27,150 --> 00:33:29,210 the Republican candidate scored a major upset, 531 00:33:29,210 --> 00:33:31,180 And by the exact number you predicted, 532 00:33:31,180 --> 00:33:33,200 And of course, when I read the results of Pimlico, 533 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:36,150 I bet a bundle on that election, 534 00:33:36,150 --> 00:33:38,170 Listen, 535 00:33:38,170 --> 00:33:40,110 Ow, I've got to explain some-- 536 00:33:40,110 --> 00:33:43,090 Ow, my head, 537 00:33:43,090 --> 00:33:46,090 I-- I drank too much and,,, 538 00:33:46,090 --> 00:33:50,000 My feet, ow, these new boots, 539 00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:54,020 It must have been too tight, 540 00:33:54,020 --> 00:33:55,120 And I,,, 541 00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:57,130 I wasted your entire day and night, 542 00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:02,060 - What time is it? - It's morning, Listen, 543 00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:04,090 the boots won't be a problem any more, 544 00:34:04,090 --> 00:34:05,220 And as for your taking my time, 545 00:34:05,220 --> 00:34:07,130 you're not in my way at all, 546 00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:08,210 In fact, I hope that you stay here 547 00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:10,060 as my guest for some time to come, 548 00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:11,210 We have all the comforts here, 549 00:34:11,210 --> 00:34:13,180 Now if you'd just give me the stock exchange 550 00:34:13,180 --> 00:34:15,010 prices for the coming week, 551 00:34:15,010 --> 00:34:16,130 That will be ample remuneration, 552 00:34:16,130 --> 00:34:20,060 I'm afraid you don't understand, ow, 553 00:34:21,230 --> 00:34:25,100 Those stories that I told you about the,,, 554 00:34:25,100 --> 00:34:27,000 about the future they were,,, 555 00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:28,090 Exaggerations, 556 00:34:28,090 --> 00:34:30,210 You-- you've been so kind to me, 557 00:34:30,210 --> 00:34:32,140 I couldn't possibly ( wincing in pain ) 558 00:34:32,140 --> 00:34:34,180 - go on deceiving you, - Now, don't be so modest, 559 00:34:34,180 --> 00:34:36,100 Wait here while I get you something to eat, 560 00:34:36,100 --> 00:34:37,200 Since my retirement, 561 00:34:37,200 --> 00:34:40,020 I find it necessary to augment my income 562 00:34:40,020 --> 00:34:41,180 by judicious investment, 563 00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:43,050 So I may have a few stocks, 564 00:34:43,050 --> 00:34:44,180 The market opens any minute, 565 00:34:44,180 --> 00:34:46,220 But I'm trying to tell you, 566 00:34:46,220 --> 00:34:50,030 the horse winning and the election result 567 00:34:50,030 --> 00:34:52,190 is all a fantastic coincidence, 568 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:54,110 Please start with figures, please, 569 00:34:57,140 --> 00:35:00,220 Holt industry's up six and a half, 570 00:35:00,220 --> 00:35:03,140 Desnol Limited, down 571 00:35:03,140 --> 00:35:05,040 seventeen,,, 572 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,080 eight point up 12, 573 00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,040 I'm calling my broker right now, Don't go away, 574 00:35:12,140 --> 00:35:14,110 Deeking, 575 00:35:14,110 --> 00:35:16,060 Ow! 576 00:35:16,060 --> 00:35:17,200 What was it I read? 577 00:35:22,110 --> 00:35:25,100 He's flipped his lid, 578 00:35:25,100 --> 00:35:27,130 He's not allowed to practice medicine any more, 579 00:35:27,130 --> 00:35:29,090 ( thunder rumbling ) 580 00:35:29,090 --> 00:35:31,160 That's it, 581 00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:33,040 I better get out of here, 582 00:35:37,180 --> 00:35:39,030 ROGER: I really must go now, 583 00:35:39,030 --> 00:35:40,230 I have a pressing appointment in town, 584 00:35:40,230 --> 00:35:43,030 I thought you might but it's out of the question, 585 00:35:43,030 --> 00:35:45,060 But don't worry, you'll be very happy here, 586 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:46,200 While you were asleep, 587 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,080 I took the liberty of amputating your feet, 588 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:53,010 Now open your mouth and enjoy some of this delicious food, 589 00:35:53,010 --> 00:35:55,160 After which we listen to stock market openings on the radio, 590 00:35:57,120 --> 00:36:00,010 DEEKING: Open wide, Open wide, 591 00:36:01,100 --> 00:36:03,100 Open wide, 592 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:09,210 A small item for the petty gods amongst you, 593 00:36:09,210 --> 00:36:12,010 A little something to be found in the drawer 594 00:36:12,010 --> 00:36:14,160 alongside the old school ties, 595 00:36:14,160 --> 00:36:17,000 Picture if you will a very special school 596 00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:18,120 where the students don't matriculate 597 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,060 but rather are marooned, 598 00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:23,220 where the scholars are not enrolled but rather sentenced, 599 00:36:23,220 --> 00:36:26,100 The painting is called The Academy, 600 00:36:40,100 --> 00:36:41,210 For your left, right, 601 00:36:41,210 --> 00:36:43,160 For your left, right, hut, 602 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:44,180 For your left, right, 603 00:36:44,180 --> 00:36:46,130 Get your head up! 604 00:36:46,130 --> 00:36:47,210 Straighten up! 605 00:36:47,210 --> 00:36:50,020 Hut, for your left, right, hut, 606 00:36:50,020 --> 00:36:51,130 For your left, right, 607 00:36:51,130 --> 00:36:53,220 To the rear, halt! 608 00:36:53,220 --> 00:36:56,210 Pay attention, You hear me? 609 00:36:56,210 --> 00:36:58,180 Hut, for your left, right, 610 00:36:58,180 --> 00:37:00,070 To the rear, halt! 611 00:37:01,170 --> 00:37:04,120 Halt, 612 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:05,210 Wake up, wake up, 613 00:37:07,210 --> 00:37:09,210 ( shouting commands ) 614 00:37:54,010 --> 00:37:56,170 ( marching commands continue ) 615 00:38:11,070 --> 00:38:13,020 To the right flank, Hut, 616 00:38:13,020 --> 00:38:15,070 To the left flank, Hut, 617 00:38:15,070 --> 00:38:19,190 ( shouting orders ) 618 00:38:19,190 --> 00:38:21,050 OFFICER: Right, left, right, 619 00:38:21,050 --> 00:38:23,090 I said your left, your left! 620 00:38:23,090 --> 00:38:24,150 Left, right, 621 00:38:24,150 --> 00:38:26,210 ( distant marching commands ) 622 00:38:32,230 --> 00:38:34,190 Would you please sign our guest book, Sir, 623 00:38:34,190 --> 00:38:37,180 ( officer shouting distantly ) 624 00:38:37,180 --> 00:38:39,130 Thank you, 625 00:38:39,130 --> 00:38:41,010 - My name incidentally-- - I know sir, 626 00:38:41,010 --> 00:38:42,100 The director's been expecting you, 627 00:38:44,010 --> 00:38:45,160 Director's waiting to see you, 628 00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:47,020 You can follow me Mr, Holston, 629 00:38:49,140 --> 00:38:53,000 ( officer shouting distantly ) 630 00:38:56,040 --> 00:38:59,090 Ah, Mr, Holston, come in, 631 00:38:59,090 --> 00:39:01,140 Forgive me I was having a little bite, 632 00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:03,190 Won't you sit down? 633 00:39:03,190 --> 00:39:05,160 May I offer you something, a sandwich, a glass of milk? 634 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,010 No, no, thank you, 635 00:39:09,100 --> 00:39:11,160 Had no trouble finding us? 636 00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:15,040 - A little off the beaten track, - Yes, we like it that way, 637 00:39:17,210 --> 00:39:19,200 Your son, 638 00:39:19,200 --> 00:39:22,060 he's not with you? 639 00:39:22,060 --> 00:39:23,220 No, I gathered from your letter 640 00:39:23,220 --> 00:39:25,120 you preferred to talk to the parents by themselves, 641 00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,040 At least initially, 642 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:30,020 Yes, we found out that works out a bit better, 643 00:39:30,020 --> 00:39:31,220 The parents feel more at ease, 644 00:39:31,220 --> 00:39:33,210 They're able to talk more frankly, 645 00:39:33,210 --> 00:39:37,010 I have studied the boy's transcript 646 00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:39,030 and I've discussed it with the admissions committee, 647 00:39:39,030 --> 00:39:42,100 My son is really not a bad kid, 648 00:39:42,100 --> 00:39:43,100 I'm sorry? 649 00:39:45,050 --> 00:39:47,150 What I mean is, uh, 650 00:39:47,150 --> 00:39:50,220 well, he's gotten into some trouble along the way but 651 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,010 he's very bright, 652 00:39:52,010 --> 00:39:53,160 Well, uh, 653 00:39:53,160 --> 00:39:56,050 it seems he lacks motivation, 654 00:39:56,050 --> 00:39:59,060 and I'm afraid he's undisciplined, 655 00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:00,170 like a a lot of youngsters now a days, 656 00:40:03,100 --> 00:40:05,230 There's no, uh, Mrs, Holston, 657 00:40:07,160 --> 00:40:10,130 My wife died several years ago, 658 00:40:10,130 --> 00:40:13,060 Died? 659 00:40:13,060 --> 00:40:15,040 She was in an accident, 660 00:40:15,040 --> 00:40:16,140 A boating accident, 661 00:40:18,060 --> 00:40:20,180 How did you know that? 662 00:40:20,180 --> 00:40:22,210 We have to check very thoroughly, Mr, Holston, 663 00:40:22,210 --> 00:40:25,180 You see, all aspects of a boy's life 664 00:40:25,180 --> 00:40:28,040 are relevant to our decision whether to look favorably 665 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,200 or otherwise on an application, 666 00:40:31,120 --> 00:40:36,060 Now, as to the, uh, 667 00:40:36,060 --> 00:40:37,180 circumstances of the accident, 668 00:40:40,190 --> 00:40:43,020 Roger was only about ten years old at the time, 669 00:40:48,180 --> 00:40:49,160 Continue, 670 00:40:52,140 --> 00:40:54,230 He and his mother were 671 00:40:54,230 --> 00:40:57,220 in a row boat in Thousand Islands, 672 00:40:57,220 --> 00:41:02,040 And the boat capsized, 673 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:05,120 Roger was always a very powerful swimmer, 674 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:06,180 Uh-huh, 675 00:41:06,180 --> 00:41:09,230 How all together fortunate for him, 676 00:41:09,230 --> 00:41:11,180 And how tragic for your late wife, 677 00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:16,150 I know there were rumors at the time 678 00:41:16,150 --> 00:41:19,110 - but I assure you-- - Don't bother, Mr, Holston, 679 00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:23,010 As I say, we are interested in the boy's total background, 680 00:41:23,010 --> 00:41:24,220 but this is not a court of inquiry, 681 00:41:24,220 --> 00:41:27,080 The academy doesn't sit in any judgment on the boy, 682 00:41:27,080 --> 00:41:30,200 It is merely interested in behavioral difficulties 683 00:41:30,200 --> 00:41:32,120 and special emotional problems 684 00:41:32,120 --> 00:41:34,120 so that we can plan the curriculum properly, 685 00:41:36,140 --> 00:41:41,220 And, of course, discipline is the major item around here, 686 00:41:41,220 --> 00:41:44,040 Well, I'm sure you'd like to have a look around the school, 687 00:41:44,040 --> 00:41:46,060 Yes? 688 00:41:46,060 --> 00:41:49,000 Your, uh, your catalog mentioned a policy 689 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:51,120 of not having any home visits during the first year, 690 00:41:51,120 --> 00:41:54,050 Yes, we've found that home visits 691 00:41:54,050 --> 00:41:56,080 just don't fit into the picture 692 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:57,160 until the cadets become thoroughly oriented, 693 00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:59,060 to our way of doing things, 694 00:41:59,060 --> 00:42:03,140 And we say "a year" merely as a general guide, 695 00:42:03,140 --> 00:42:06,160 Sometimes it takes longer than that, 696 00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,230 Of course the parents are free 697 00:42:07,230 --> 00:42:09,150 to visit here at specified times, 698 00:42:09,150 --> 00:42:12,190 Actually, the cadets seem to prefer it that way, 699 00:42:12,190 --> 00:42:16,070 Yeah, Mr, Holston, you mentioned motivation before, 700 00:42:16,070 --> 00:42:19,060 Now that's what this academy is interested in, 701 00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:21,070 To motivate these boys to achieve success 702 00:42:21,070 --> 00:42:24,010 and becoming fully oriented members of this community, 703 00:42:24,010 --> 00:42:25,230 So you can see that home visits 704 00:42:25,230 --> 00:42:28,090 would cause a disruption to the process, 705 00:42:28,090 --> 00:42:30,020 Yes, Sir, I can see that, 706 00:42:30,020 --> 00:42:31,110 Now, shall we take a short tour? 707 00:42:31,110 --> 00:42:33,050 Classrooms, dormitories, and so forth, 708 00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:35,150 After you, 709 00:42:39,230 --> 00:42:41,140 Ten-hut, 710 00:42:44,090 --> 00:42:46,170 This is a class in calculus and trigonometry, sir, 711 00:42:46,170 --> 00:42:49,070 ( officer shouting distantly ) 712 00:42:49,070 --> 00:42:51,030 Feel free to question the cadets if you like, 713 00:42:58,180 --> 00:43:01,050 No, thank you, 714 00:43:01,050 --> 00:43:02,160 I'm not much of a math man, 715 00:43:02,160 --> 00:43:04,040 Carry on, Bradly, 716 00:43:05,180 --> 00:43:06,200 As you are, Gentlemen, 717 00:43:16,020 --> 00:43:18,180 That was, uh, those are big fellows in there, 718 00:43:18,180 --> 00:43:21,160 Your seniors, I suppose? 719 00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:25,210 We don't follow the usual class designations, Mr, Holston, 720 00:43:25,210 --> 00:43:27,130 Our purpose is to build men, 721 00:43:27,130 --> 00:43:29,160 You simply can't find a formula 722 00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,170 that will satisfy the requirements for every case, 723 00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:38,090 ( distant marching commands continue ) 724 00:43:43,110 --> 00:43:45,160 They're very efficient, 725 00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:47,230 When a boy knows drill, Mr, Holston, 726 00:43:47,230 --> 00:43:50,160 he knows something about life, 727 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,160 That's the way we handle these boys, with drill, 728 00:43:53,160 --> 00:43:55,070 Not just physical drill, 729 00:43:55,070 --> 00:43:57,170 drill on every level, 730 00:43:57,170 --> 00:43:59,030 We've been handed hopeless cases, 731 00:43:59,030 --> 00:44:01,130 absolutely incorrigibly boys, 732 00:44:01,130 --> 00:44:03,010 But in every instance, 733 00:44:03,010 --> 00:44:05,030 we've managed to find the right answer, 734 00:44:05,030 --> 00:44:07,220 And that answer is drill, 735 00:44:07,220 --> 00:44:09,220 Of course, in some cases it takes 736 00:44:09,220 --> 00:44:12,030 more time than in others, 737 00:44:13,200 --> 00:44:16,080 Oh, this is one of our dormitories here, 738 00:44:22,120 --> 00:44:23,170 Ten-hut! 739 00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:27,210 Perhaps you would like to chat with one of the boys? 740 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,130 - It's cadet Sloan, isn't it? - Yes, Sir, 741 00:44:33,130 --> 00:44:34,230 This is Mr, Holston, 742 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:47,120 Well, how do you find it here, Mr, Sloan? 743 00:44:47,120 --> 00:44:49,180 I like it very much, sir, 744 00:44:49,180 --> 00:44:51,200 Mr, HOLSTON: The food? Everything? 745 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:53,020 Mr, SLOAN: Everything is very good, sir, 746 00:44:55,050 --> 00:44:56,160 Mr, HOLSTON: I suppose you're planning 747 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,130 on some college or other? 748 00:44:58,130 --> 00:45:01,070 Mr, Sloan: My plans aren't too definite at present, sir, 749 00:45:04,080 --> 00:45:06,230 I can tell you're a hard worker on your books, Mr, Sloan, 750 00:45:06,230 --> 00:45:08,170 We get very busy, sir, 751 00:45:12,090 --> 00:45:16,090 Your parents must be proud to have an industrious son, 752 00:45:16,090 --> 00:45:18,140 My parents aren't living, sir, 753 00:45:18,140 --> 00:45:20,100 Oh, I'm sorry, 754 00:45:20,100 --> 00:45:23,010 That's quite all right, sir, It's been quite a while, 755 00:45:23,010 --> 00:45:26,000 MR, HOLSTON: Well, it's been nice talking to you, Mr, Sloan, 756 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:28,230 - Good luck, - Thank you, sir, 757 00:45:28,230 --> 00:45:30,010 As you were, gentlemen, 758 00:45:50,010 --> 00:45:51,200 Sloan? 759 00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:55,110 I seem to remember a Sloan in the papers, a news story, 760 00:45:55,110 --> 00:45:57,020 It's cadet Sloan, 761 00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:59,060 Though he came from an exceptionally fine family, 762 00:45:59,060 --> 00:46:02,010 he had a record of arrest before he was 15, 763 00:46:02,010 --> 00:46:03,150 An assault case 764 00:46:03,150 --> 00:46:06,060 - involving a young woman, - Yes, 765 00:46:06,060 --> 00:46:07,070 But that was years ago, 766 00:46:07,070 --> 00:46:09,000 If that's the same Sloan, 767 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,110 he'd have to be in his thirties, 768 00:46:10,110 --> 00:46:13,180 Mr, Holston, have you noticed our statue here? 769 00:46:17,110 --> 00:46:18,170 Yes, 770 00:46:21,030 --> 00:46:22,070 Quite a piece of sculpture, 771 00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:24,210 Yeah, we're very proud of that, 772 00:46:24,210 --> 00:46:26,060 Seems at bit, uh, 773 00:46:26,060 --> 00:46:27,200 unconventional though, doesn't it, 774 00:46:27,200 --> 00:46:29,110 Oh? unconventional? 775 00:46:29,110 --> 00:46:31,050 Facing toward the academy 776 00:46:31,050 --> 00:46:33,030 instead of the outside world, 777 00:46:33,030 --> 00:46:34,150 That bit of symbolism, 778 00:46:34,150 --> 00:46:36,030 Preparing the boy for becoming a man, 779 00:46:36,030 --> 00:46:38,160 Yes, most visitors notice that, 780 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:40,110 It does seem unusual at a glance, 781 00:46:40,110 --> 00:46:44,230 But you see for us the important thing for us is this academy, 782 00:46:44,230 --> 00:46:47,130 This is our world, 783 00:46:47,130 --> 00:46:49,200 All that a boy needs is to be found right here, 784 00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:53,080 And, for that reason, that statue symbolizes welcome, 785 00:46:53,080 --> 00:46:56,060 Not farewell, 786 00:46:56,060 --> 00:46:58,220 Yes, of course, 787 00:46:58,220 --> 00:47:01,060 Well, I guess the only thing that remains is, uh, 788 00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:02,220 whether you'll accept my son, 789 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:05,130 Well, I thought I made that quite clear, Mr, Holston, 790 00:47:05,130 --> 00:47:08,120 Indeed we'll accept him, With pleasure, 791 00:47:08,120 --> 00:47:12,090 When you see him again, you'll find great changes in the boy, 792 00:47:12,090 --> 00:47:14,010 I was planning on going abroad for, uh, 793 00:47:14,010 --> 00:47:16,030 some period of time, business, 794 00:47:16,030 --> 00:47:17,120 He's in good hands, 795 00:47:17,120 --> 00:47:20,090 ( officer shouting ) 796 00:47:20,090 --> 00:47:22,060 On your feet, get up, 797 00:47:22,060 --> 00:47:23,150 You want three more miles? 798 00:47:23,150 --> 00:47:25,020 Move, move! 799 00:47:25,020 --> 00:47:27,060 You'll do one full field pat next time, 800 00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:30,000 Move, hit it, hit it! 801 00:47:30,000 --> 00:47:32,040 Move! 802 00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:35,120 Move when I say move, move, move! 803 00:47:35,120 --> 00:47:38,140 That, uh, that discipline, 804 00:47:38,140 --> 00:47:41,190 The discipline is all together rigid, Mr, Holston, 805 00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:43,040 That's what makes men, 806 00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:44,190 Of course, we reserved the right 807 00:47:44,190 --> 00:47:47,120 to exercise whatever discipline we feel is necessary, 808 00:47:49,090 --> 00:47:52,090 It seems, uh, ludicrous I guess to ask it now 809 00:47:52,090 --> 00:47:55,100 instead of just checking the catalog before, 810 00:47:55,100 --> 00:47:58,230 but, uh, how long will my son stay here? 811 00:47:58,230 --> 00:48:00,050 How long? 812 00:48:00,050 --> 00:48:03,090 I assumed you understood that, 813 00:48:03,090 --> 00:48:04,180 Indefinitely, Mr, Holston, 814 00:48:09,070 --> 00:48:11,010 Most of the parents prefer it that way, 815 00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,030 Roger will be here tomorrow, 816 00:48:17,020 --> 00:48:18,100 We'll look forward to it, 817 00:48:41,180 --> 00:48:44,020 ( distant drill commands ) 818 00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:53,180 - Gate keeper? - Yes, sir? 819 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:57,140 Do you enjoy working here at the academy? 820 00:48:57,140 --> 00:48:59,060 - Working, sir? - Yes, 821 00:48:59,060 --> 00:49:01,070 I'm not employed here, sir, 822 00:49:01,070 --> 00:49:02,160 I'm a cadet, like the others, 823 00:49:04,040 --> 00:49:05,070 How long? 824 00:49:05,070 --> 00:49:07,090 I was 15 when I arrived, sir, 825 00:49:09,040 --> 00:49:10,180 I'll soon be 55, 826 00:49:24,200 --> 00:49:28,020 Did you find the school to your liking, Mr, Holston? 827 00:49:28,020 --> 00:49:29,190 - What? - The school, sir, 828 00:49:29,190 --> 00:49:32,050 Will Roger be attending? 829 00:49:32,050 --> 00:49:34,160 You'll drive him out here first thing in the morning, 830 00:49:34,160 --> 00:49:36,230 Yes, sir, 831 00:49:36,230 --> 00:49:38,150 He's a high spirited young man, sir, 832 00:49:38,150 --> 00:49:41,110 Military school will be a bit hard for him to take, 833 00:49:41,110 --> 00:49:44,080 My son's a rotter, George, You and I both know it, 834 00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:48,110 This is just he place for him, 835 00:50:02,110 --> 00:50:04,170 ( cadets marching ) 60462