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The end of the school
year means different things to different folks.
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Martin,
are you still in bed?
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For those with exams,
it's a time of tension,
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hard work and revision.
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Oh, feck it!
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A time for nerves
and dodgy stomachs.
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Fidelma?
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I'm shitting!
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Or indeed,
nonchalant failure. -
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You all set for Geography?
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And for parents, it's
the start of the long stretch. The Green Mile.
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Here's another one. We send
the young two strawberry picking in Wexford.
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That way we get rid of them
but they pay for themselves.
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You do know
I'm allergic to strawberries?
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- Oh!
- Oh, yeah!
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- Did you know that?
- No.
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Couple of weeks here,
he'd build up a tolerance pretty sharpish.
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But for Martin Moone,
this morning spelled the beginning
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of his last ever
week of primary school.
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The end of an era,
a hugely mediocre era.
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This is it, Sean Murphy.
Last ever Monday morning.
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A new dawn is rising,
when boy becomes man.
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Hey, aren't you allergic
to strawberries?
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- Oh, balls.
- Oh, come on.
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Here come the shits.
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* Dancing at the disco,
bumper to bumper
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* Wait a minute,
where's me jumper
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* Where's me jumper,
where's me jumper
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* Where's me jumper,
where's me jumper Oh, no *
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What was I saying
before all the puking?
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Uh, last week of school stuff.
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Right! No more
bloody blackboards.
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No more boring Mr Jackson.
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No more stupid maroon jumpers.
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You're out on your own.
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Like a jackal.
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Or a lost sock.
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Let's stick with jackal.
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But first, you've got to leave
your mark on this place.
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You've got to let
future generations know
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that Marty Moone
walked these halls.
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Oh, I'm going to blow this place
wide open.
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This week, I'm Martin Mayhem.
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What? I thought you
were Martin Martin.
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Last week, Horse.
What's the plan?
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I wrote Mr Jackson a card
and I'd like everyone to sign it.
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No, Padraic.
I'm talking about doing mad stuff.
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We've got to leave our mark.
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I know what'll
make them remember me.
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I'll knit them
all lovely scarves.
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Look it, we've three months.
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I say we just ditch the kids
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and spend
the summer making out under the bridge.
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No, I know your type.
You'll only drop the hand.
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Just not sure
I'm ready for that.
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I'll stay north
of the equator.
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Do either of you know
how to make a fertiliser bomb?
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Not well.
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I'd ask Sinead if I were you.
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Oh, yeah!
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Do you know what
I'd love to do?
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I'd love to go
back to that beach hut in Strandhill.
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- Do you remember?
- Yeah.
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Come on,
you drove us down there in that old Triumph you had,
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the one with
the fold-away seats.
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We snuck in there
with a bottle of brandy.
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I'm sorry,
I just remembered that wasn't you.
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- Unbelievable.
- Shh! Just leave me in it now,
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for a minute.
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Ow!
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- She didn't know?
- Of course she knows.
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But said she was studying.
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Threw a shoe at me.
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- Studying?
- Johnny McGoldrich.
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Hey, love.
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Is everything okay?
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Yeah. Why?
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Well, it's not
that I'm not pleased,
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but there's a rumour you're
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studying.
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Yeah, well, I'll never get to
Mosney if I don't come first in my class.
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What?
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The summer camp.
Where I'm going. If I come first in my class.
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Remember? The Girl
Guide Jamboree?
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Wow.
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This is really
expensive for somewhere that doesn't have toilets.
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Oh, but you poo in the wild,
like the original Girl Guides.
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And slaughter your own lunch.
And learn to make quilts.
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It's going to be amazing!
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And if we book soon, there's a
two-for-one deal so Trisha can come too.
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I'd literally rather be dead.
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Right.
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And...
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We said you could go?
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Yeah, Dad promised.
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When was this?
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About a year ago.
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We just can't afford it, love.
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But everyone's going!
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I'll tell you what, Sinead.
If you work hard next year
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and come first in your class,
then you can go. Okay?
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That's a safe one, right?
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They failed her last year
for spelling her own name wrong.
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Good.
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* And still is ours today
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* Thou thank we all our dog *
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It's God, not dog.
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Your rhythm was off.
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It's a drum machine,
I'm not sure it can be off.
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It sounded off.
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You all right, Delma?
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Yeah, just stressed about exams,
I suppose.
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Listen, would it
help if we just stopped for a while...
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- Yeah, that's probably...
- And had a quick shag in my car?
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Do you think it's
possible to swallow dynamite without exploding?
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I don't see why not.
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Hey, you know what
this week is really good for?
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Finding out about
the dynamite thingy?
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Well, yes,
but also, it's a great week
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to right any wrongs that have
been done unto you.
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Oh, I have been wronged.
All too often for my liking.
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What you need is
a revenge list.
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Revenge list. Yes!
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I'll put it on my list list.
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Good lad.
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Revenge list.
Yikes. Hope I'm not on it.
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Padraic.
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Hi, Alan, just wanted to
say bye, and good luck with future endeavours.
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Aw. Thanks, Martin.
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Oh, balls.
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Is that a hand buzzer?
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- Why would you do that to me?
- Oh, come on!
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1986? Ring any bells?
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You rang my bicycle bell
until it was broken.
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I don't think
that was me, Martin.
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Are you sure it
wasn't Alan Roche?
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Alan Roche. It was Alan Roche!
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Yeah, that makes more sense.
He's quite a cruel person.
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Yeah. I think
you fixed the bell. - That sounds more likely.
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God. Sorry about the whole
hand buzzer thing.
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That's okay.
You didn't actually do it. - That's true.
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Well, bye,
other Alan from my class.
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Bye.
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I've made a hug list,
and everyone's on it.
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Are we really going to
follow through with this?
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I mean, I make
a lot of empty promises.
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Me, too. I mean,
if I were to think about it,
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I'd say I lie to them
more than I tell them the truth.
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Way more.
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Dad, if I win a gold medal
at the Olympics,
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can I get Michael Jackson
to come for a sleepover?
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Yep, that's grand.
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Mam, if I become the new drummer
of the Happy Mondays,
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will you buy me a drum kit?
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No problem, pet.
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Dad, if I finish
all my vegetables, can I be the new Karate Kid?
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Sure thing.
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I just can't do it!
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Well, what are we going to do?
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Can we afford to
send Sinead to this Girl Guide Jamboree thing?
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I'm surprised
we can afford this brochure.
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You really
think she could come first in her class?
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Not if I can help it.
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Hey, Sinead.
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Hey, Mam. I'm just studying.
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You're studying.
You're studying. Good girl.
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I was just looking
for my, um...
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Brush.
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- Have you seen my brush?
- Is it in your room?
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Yeah.
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It's probably in my room.
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- Oh, I haven't read this one.
- It's Martin's.
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Martin's so annoying,
isn't he?
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Uh-huh.
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What do you think
of everyone else? - Mam, I'm trying to study.
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Sorry. Sorry.
It's all about the studying.
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Not a peep. Not a peep.
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Trisha smells weird, though,
doesn't she?
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Take hold of the
tipper loosely, like a pencil,
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and begin to
strike the drumstick.
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Gently but firmly,
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like a lady.
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- Mam!
- Right, that's outside.
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Hi, love!
Do you want to join us for a game?
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I'm studying!
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Do you think Martina
Naptravilova would be the woman she is today
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if she concerned
herself with biology?
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- What's going on there?
- There's trouble in paradise.
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First time
a Toyota Carina has been referred to as paradise.
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Shh!
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- Some shit is going down.
- How can you tell from here?
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I'm a woman, Liam,
I can decipher snippets.
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So we're trying to make one
child fail her exams and we're spying on another.
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I feel like
a pretty bad parent right now.
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Would you feel
like a bad parent quietly, please?
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Stop asking me
what's wrong, Dessie!
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For the last time,
everything's feckin' fine!
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Oh!
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Some shit is going down.
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And as
the senior Moones went about
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prying and lying
to their offspring,
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Martin and Padraic made
plans for their last ever day of primary school,
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each more daring and caring
than the last.
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Let's strangle
the school nurse.
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Let's turn all the globes
into snow globes.
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Let's use the toilet all day
and not flush it. And then blow it up!
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Let's steal all
the chalk and hide it.
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But then, in a twist,
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tell them where it is.
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Let's drown Mr
Jackson in a bath of sour milk from the canteen.
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Let's turn all
the chairs back-to-front,
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but sit back-to-front on them,
so we're facing the right way.
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Let's put
the chairs on the tables
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and then
the tables on the chairs, and then blow them up.
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Let's cover
the halls in daisy chains.
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Let's burn all the Capricorns.
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Let's release
gremlins everywhere.
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Let's shave naughty words
into our beards.
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We don't have beards.
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Let's grow beards!
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Yeah! Actually, we might not
have time for that.
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Seeing as it's now
our last day of school.
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They put up a sign!
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Idiots! This is it!
I got to get in there.
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This is it, buddy.
Time for some mayhem!
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I don't want to leave.
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Oh, balls.
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Mam, I thought you were
giving me a lift! I'll be late for my exam!
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Just a minute love,
I've nearly found my hairbrush.
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Oh. The War of the Roses, huh?
Funny how that all started.
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All because of
a wrong delivery on Valentine's Day.
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- What? That's...
- That's fact.
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Bit like the Cold War,
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which was basically just
a dispute over frozen peas.
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Be gone, begrudging gansey!
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Go on, Moone. Turf it in.
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Get down off my car.
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You've three years
left at this school.
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Eat fire, you itchy bastard!
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Actually, no.
It just doesn't seem right.
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I feel a bit silly.
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Yeah, I feel a bit silly, too.
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Did you just burn
all of your clothes?
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Yeah.
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What are you going to do now?
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00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,767
I should probably go home.
247
00:13:14,067 --> 00:13:15,967
Why are we going this way?
This is the wrong way.
248
00:13:16,067 --> 00:13:17,900
Is it? Oh, sorry, love.
249
00:13:17,933 --> 00:13:19,933
I thought we were going
to Martin's school.
250
00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:20,967
Stupid me.
251
00:13:26,067 --> 00:13:27,833
Mam, this is still
the wrong way!
252
00:13:27,867 --> 00:13:31,267
Right, sorry. Sinead's school.
Sinead's school.
253
00:13:32,700 --> 00:13:34,167
Sure you're only
10 minutes late.
254
00:13:36,533 --> 00:13:37,900
Best of luck, love!
255
00:13:37,933 --> 00:13:40,900
Sinead? Sinead!
Sinead! -
256
00:13:40,933 --> 00:13:42,867
Sinead! Sinead!
257
00:13:45,967 --> 00:13:47,067
What?
258
00:13:47,067 --> 00:13:48,233
Is this your brush?
259
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:50,300
No! It's yours!
260
00:13:50,333 --> 00:13:51,333
That's where it was!
261
00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:53,433
Bye, love!
262
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:55,800
Jesus Christ!
263
00:13:58,067 --> 00:13:59,233
That's very frustrating.
264
00:14:00,867 --> 00:14:03,067
I can't believe I'm leaving
this old place.
265
00:14:03,867 --> 00:14:05,700
Feels like losing a limb.
266
00:14:05,733 --> 00:14:09,367
- A limb? Which limb?
- The one in my heart.
267
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:12,100
Yeah, I don't think
there are limbs in your heart.
268
00:14:12,133 --> 00:14:15,433
There is today, old pal.
There is today.
269
00:14:15,467 --> 00:14:19,333
You stupid fools.
That isn't how you spell "graffiti!"
270
00:14:21,467 --> 00:14:22,467
Oh.
271
00:14:30,267 --> 00:14:33,733
- Jesus, Trish, are you smoking?
- Dessie's parked out there.
272
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,800
Oh, really?
273
00:14:37,100 --> 00:14:38,367
I didn't see him.
274
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,167
Just like you
didn't see me smoking.
275
00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:43,433
I thought I saw your class
in the exam hall,
276
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:44,967
don't you have
your Geography exam this morning?
277
00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:47,233
Seriously, Del, you need to do
something about your eyesight.
278
00:14:57,467 --> 00:14:58,467
Delma.
279
00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:00,933
Hi.
280
00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:03,167
Hey, Dessie.
What are you doing here?
281
00:15:03,900 --> 00:15:04,900
What are you doing here?
282
00:15:05,800 --> 00:15:06,967
It's my school.
283
00:15:10,067 --> 00:15:11,633
I thought you were going to
come over last night?
284
00:15:12,500 --> 00:15:13,567
Sorry, I forgot.
285
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,733
I played
The Flower Duet alone.
286
00:15:16,633 --> 00:15:18,533
Just me and my Casio.
287
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:19,800
At least you weren't
totally alone.
288
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,467
A keyboard's
not a lover, Delma.
289
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:23,467
It's just a good friend.
290
00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:29,233
What's happened to us, Del?
291
00:15:29,267 --> 00:15:34,667
A few weeks ago we were like
a pair of wild animals. Like stallions.
292
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:38,067
Now, we're like
a pair of sad animals.
293
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:40,333
Like sad stallions.
294
00:15:40,367 --> 00:15:43,067
Who don't talk to each other
or rub each other
295
00:15:43,100 --> 00:15:44,233
or nuzzle or anything.
296
00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:46,733
Look, let's go
for a drive, Dessie.
297
00:15:46,767 --> 00:15:49,600
No, I'm not going anywhere
till you tell me what's going on in this situ.
298
00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:52,600
- Dessie...
- Don't make me break up with you, Del, 'cause I will.
299
00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:55,667
I'm strong like that.
300
00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:57,867
Oh, come on.
301
00:16:04,067 --> 00:16:05,467
Bye-bye, blackboard.
302
00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,067
Bye-bye, chairs.
303
00:16:09,933 --> 00:16:13,400
- Bye-bye, broken projector.
- Moone!
304
00:16:13,433 --> 00:16:15,933
Give me a hand.
I'm trying to turn over Mr Jackson's car.
305
00:16:15,967 --> 00:16:18,767
Hi, Declan,
would you be the first to sign my yearbook?
306
00:16:19,233 --> 00:16:20,633
Your what?
307
00:16:20,667 --> 00:16:21,667
I made a yearbook.
308
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,533
"Nice queerbook, Moone!"
309
00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:33,200
Well, it is nice.
310
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:38,700
- How are you, sister?
- How are you?
311
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:42,567
I have a packed lunch here
for Sinead Moone.
312
00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:44,067
Oh, okay. I'll give it to her.
313
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:48,167
Actually, I'd prefer
to give it to her in person, if that's okay.
314
00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:50,633
Well, Sinead is in the middle
of an exam right now.
315
00:16:50,667 --> 00:16:52,633
That would be very disruptive.
316
00:16:53,900 --> 00:16:57,600
Sinead is a very quiet eater.
She's like a mouse.
317
00:16:57,633 --> 00:16:59,133
I'll give it to her
when she's finished.
318
00:17:01,467 --> 00:17:02,700
Wait. Is this...
319
00:17:04,067 --> 00:17:05,067
This feels empty.
320
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:14,333
- Trisha?
- Dad!
321
00:17:18,633 --> 00:17:21,267
Why aren't you in
your Geography exam?
322
00:17:21,300 --> 00:17:24,667
Just doing
the field assignment bit. - Yeah, me, too.
323
00:17:29,833 --> 00:17:31,767
Hey, look,
something's going on with Delma.
324
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,567
I think Dessie's
breaking up with her.
325
00:17:36,867 --> 00:17:38,100
That does look serious.
326
00:17:38,133 --> 00:17:40,233
Yeah. Very sad.
327
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,467
Sweet mercy. This is huge!
328
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:44,500
What should we do?
329
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:47,233
I gotta tell Debra.
330
00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:55,467
Bloody animals.
331
00:17:55,500 --> 00:17:56,500
Ah. There he is.
332
00:17:57,667 --> 00:18:02,200
"Mr Jackson, we've had
good times and bad times.
333
00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,967
"Messy mornings
and giddy afternoons." -
334
00:18:05,067 --> 00:18:09,167
"And here we are,
at the glorious midnight of our relationship."
335
00:18:09,200 --> 00:18:12,333
Jonner and Conner Bonner,
put back that drainpipe!
336
00:18:12,367 --> 00:18:14,067
- "As I move on..."
- Put it back!
337
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,800
That guttering is not a toy!
338
00:18:15,833 --> 00:18:19,167
"As I move on
to educational pastures new..."
339
00:18:19,200 --> 00:18:20,267
What?
340
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,800
"And you'll move on, too.
Don't think you won't.
341
00:18:22,833 --> 00:18:26,767
"But soon you'll
have another generation of loving students,
342
00:18:26,800 --> 00:18:29,867
"who will,
in time, become your family."
343
00:18:29,900 --> 00:18:33,467
Oh, thank you, Marcus.
We'll miss you too.
344
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:35,267
- Martin.
- Sorry?
345
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:38,067
Martin is my name.
346
00:18:38,067 --> 00:18:39,467
Has it always been Martin?
347
00:18:40,700 --> 00:18:43,067
It's just that,
I really feel that Marcus...
348
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:46,933
Shh. Worry not,
you silly old fool.
349
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:52,900
"School. We've had good times
and bad times.
350
00:18:52,933 --> 00:18:55,333
"Messy mornings
and giddy afternoons.
351
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:57,133
"And here we are..."
352
00:18:57,167 --> 00:19:00,567
We've done it, Martin!
We've taken over the asylum!
353
00:19:02,067 --> 00:19:03,833
Come on, Mayhem.
Let's get you home.
354
00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:06,933
Bye-bye, school.
355
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:15,133
So, we just support, support,
support, yeah?
356
00:19:15,167 --> 00:19:19,400
Debra. I told you gossip.
That happened.
357
00:19:19,433 --> 00:19:20,800
Poor Delma.
358
00:19:20,833 --> 00:19:23,967
I remember the first time I
got my heart broken. Colin Gormley.
359
00:19:24,067 --> 00:19:25,233
Gammy Gormley?
360
00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:28,100
That guy dodged a bullet.
361
00:19:28,133 --> 00:19:29,500
- Hey!
- Wait, didn't he...
362
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:32,233
Yeah, he got shot. IRA.
363
00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:35,267
Ah, right, well,
bad turn of phrase, I suppose.
364
00:19:35,300 --> 00:19:36,600
Shh! Here she comes.
365
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:41,867
- There's my favourite girl.
- Are you all right, sweetheart?
366
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:44,100
Yeah, I'm okay.
367
00:19:44,533 --> 00:19:45,533
Listen, love,
368
00:19:47,533 --> 00:19:48,533
we know about Dessie.
369
00:19:49,533 --> 00:19:51,367
And honestly,
we think it's good.
370
00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,067
- Really?
- Hell, yeah.
371
00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,833
I mean,
we'd never have said this to you before but Dessie
372
00:19:58,967 --> 00:20:00,800
- is a dick.
- Dad!
373
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,133
- He's a complete flute.
- Mam!
374
00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:05,033
He sings in the bloody choir,
for God's sake!
375
00:20:05,067 --> 00:20:07,500
And what's with
his dress sense? I get that he's a Holy Joe,
376
00:20:07,533 --> 00:20:10,833
but does he have to buy all
of his clothes from the St Vincent de Paul?
377
00:20:10,867 --> 00:20:13,567
Which is probably
why he smells of mothballs and death.
378
00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,433
- Wait...
- Seriously, love, you're better off without him.
379
00:20:16,467 --> 00:20:18,667
Look at him,
with his big Daniel O'Donnell head
380
00:20:18,700 --> 00:20:20,000
and his creepy little eyes.
381
00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:22,400
Dad! We're not breaking up.
We're pregnant.
382
00:20:23,533 --> 00:20:24,533
You're what?
383
00:20:25,867 --> 00:20:26,933
We're going to
have a little baby.
384
00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,767
And I think I failed my exams.
385
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,067
Aw!
386
00:20:42,100 --> 00:20:44,433
It just hit me
when I saw the sign, you know?
387
00:20:44,467 --> 00:20:45,533
Yeah. Yeah.
388
00:20:45,567 --> 00:20:47,500
The end of an era.
389
00:20:47,533 --> 00:20:48,733
That's right.
390
00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:53,067
No more lovely blackboards
and no more sweet Mr Jackson.
391
00:20:53,100 --> 00:20:55,667
- Oh!
- And you know how I feel about maroon.
392
00:20:55,700 --> 00:20:57,600
Oh, you think it
brings out your lips.
393
00:20:57,633 --> 00:20:58,900
It does, though.
394
00:20:58,933 --> 00:21:01,100
No doubt.
395
00:21:01,133 --> 00:21:04,633
It's going to be weird,
never again seeing that silly little school.
396
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:08,600
You mean that school?
397
00:21:10,733 --> 00:21:12,733
My God,
I'd already forgotten it was there.
398
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:16,267
Looks so small, doesn't it?
399
00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:20,400
Yep. You're
a big boy now, Marcus.
400
00:21:22,100 --> 00:21:24,767
Where do you
think you're going? Get back here!
401
00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:28,167
I'll fecking cut
your balls off, you fake Holy Joe!
402
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,967
Oh, Fidelma must have told them
about the baby.
403
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:39,733
Of course we have toilets!
Why wouldn't we have toilets?
404
00:21:39,767 --> 00:21:41,900
That is not what
the quilt was for, Sinead.
405
00:21:41,933 --> 00:21:44,300
- It wasn't me.
- Really? Who was it, then?
406
00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:45,367
It was Martina.
407
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:47,067
* Kumbaya
408
00:21:47,900 --> 00:21:51,567
* Kumbaya, my Lord, Kumbaya
409
00:21:52,533 --> 00:21:56,133
* Oh, Lord, Kumbaya
410
00:21:56,167 --> 00:21:58,833
* Banjo solo!
411
00:22:07,367 --> 00:22:09,167
* I love Girl Guides *
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