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- Previously, on "Midnight, Texas"...

- I feel your every emotion as if it were my own.

- There has to be a way to sever the connection.

- If I turn you into a vampire.

- What are you?

- I'm a demigod. A trickster, to be exact.

I get into human business.

Stir the pot, create some chaos.

- Fiji's pretty far gone. - I'm not giving up on her.

- Nice try.

- So sorry..

I'm so sorry.

- It's Theophilus.

The founder of the dark magic.

- Theophilus-- it's Patience's twin.

- If they catch you, Patience has everything

she needs to bring Theophilus back.

- It's my family, and I won't let anyone else die.

Manfred, no.

- Oh, God!

- Yea, though I walk through the valley

of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil,

for thou art with me.

Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort--

I'm free.

- My dear brother!

You've returned to me!

Oh.

Oh, hello.

Hello.

Oh, what is that dreadful smell?

- I'm sorry, my dear, but insurrection

will not be tolerated.

- Oh, who knew conquering a town

could be so exhausting.

- Mm-hmm - Could go for a shiatsu.

Shame Kai's not around.

You sure he's dead?

- I did a tracking spell.

Didn't pick up a pulse.

- Probably offed himself.

I should have known that coward would buckle

at the first sign of trouble.

Grape.

Go on.

Why must you always look so bloody miserable?

Oh, much better.

- You know, I don't understand

why you don't just kill the Midnighters.

They're only gonna be a thorn in your side.

Trust me. - Mm.

Because they'll be helpful for phase two.

- "Phase two"?

- You didn't think I was going to stop at Midnight, did you?

No, love.

Texas and this whole sad excuse

of a country is only just the beginning.

- So... world domination?

Yeah, something like that.

- But first, we're going to need

a witch army, and we're going to build it

using the unlikeliest of allies.

I didn't want to drug you.

You just gave me no choice.

Oh, demon ash.

Such a clever way to sedate an angel, don't you think?

Well, look at it on the bright side:

At least now you don't have to figure out what to do

with Chuy's remains.

- Oh, Joe.

You were such a good angel.

You served your god

for many millennia,

and now, the one time you need him most,

he is nowhere to be found.

If God really cared about His precious angels,

would He let this happen to you?

- If you pledge your loyalty to me,

I would never desert you.

I would love you unconditionally.

I can make all your pain

and suffering and guilt go away.

- Would you like that?

I take that as a "yes."

- Captives are to speak only when spoken to.

Do not attempt to escape.

Do not throw food at the guards.

- Witch genocide?

- Pretty much.

Patience said with all the light witches gone,

there'll be no one strong enough to stop her

and Theophilus from taking over the world.

- Do not damage or deface property,

and do not insult the Queen.

- First step to doing that is killing all the Delilahs?

- They're not killing us.

- Addie, you okay? - No.

They're carving out our butterflies

and taking our souls.

- Converting you to dark witches.

That's how they're building the witch army.

- We need to stop them. - Well, how?

They're everywhere and we're trapped in here.

- Not for long.

The guards at bath duty were more interested

in their edible arrangements.

All right, I'll sneak out,

make sure the coast is clear.

Don't die.

Joe.

Are you okay?

- You know, I don't have to torture you.

You could learn to listen.

Obey.

Make Midnight great again.

- You're going to pay for that.

Sister, stop.

- Don't torture her.

Just kill her, already.

You and Fiji both.

I broke the angel.

Surely I can break a mere mortal.

- Eye on the prize, my love.

Focus your energy on building the army.

Now that we're together, nothing can stop us.

- It's real bad.

- How bad is it?

- Nuclear.

Midnight's still chock full of witches,

twins got their powers back, and...

Joe's working for 'em.

- What are you talking about? - Looks like a spell.

He's some sort of dark angel.

Sorry, Manfred.

Plan didn't work.

- Creek died because of me.

This is my town. It's my family.

I won't let anyone else die.

- Wait, wait, wait.

There--there might be another way.

Please.

I should take it.

I-I'd have the power to cast a spell

that makes me look just like you, and that way,

if Patience-- if she catches me

trying to get to that painting...

she--she'll cut off my head instead.

- Yeah, I can't let you do that.

- No, wait-- no, you don't get it.

Only your body is strong enough

to survive the ritual, so if Patience--

if she attaches Theophilus' head to my body,

well, then, maybe, if we're lucky,

it'll be rejected and all those monster powers,

they'll just be wasted.

- Giving us a better shot at taking out Patience.

- Yeah, it's a-- it's a built-in safety net if our plan fails.

- How do you know it'll work?

- I don't, but it's worth a try.

- You know that means-- - No, I know.

And if I hadn't helped Patience collect all those vials,

none of this would be happening.

Manfred, I-I don't have a family.

I don't have anyone.

But you do, and you have an obligation

to stay alive for them.

So if anyone else should have to die, it should be me.

- I was wrong about you.

- Oh, I know.

I knew it was a Hail Mary.

There was always a chance that Kai's body would be

strong enough, but now we're worse off

than when we started and Kai died for nothing.

Not nothing.

He died a hero.

Where are you going? - Back to Midnight.

- No, hey, hey--that's suicide.

- My friends need me.

Thanks for taking me in.

- All right, so what's your plan once you get there?

- Figure out another way to free Delilah.

I mean, she stopped the twins once before,

but there's nothing she can do trapped inside that painting.

- I'm coming with.

- Thought you said it was suicide.

- Yeah, well, I wouldn't be alive

if it weren't for Joe.

I know he wants nothing to do with me right now

but I owe a debt to Midnight all the same.

- Come on.

- So...

I'm not here for sex?

- Nope.

Netflix and chill.

Even dark witches need their downtime.

Well, come on.

- Hi, Gary.

I'm here to see Rebecca.

She's not expecting me, but I thought...

- Feel good about what you did?

You happy being Patience's bitch?

- Shh.

"Gypsy" is on.

- Don't you feel any remorse...

for what you did?

Turning on your friends.

Destroying your town.

- I mean, guilt's a useless emotion.

Now, rub my calves.

- I'm sorry. - I'm sorry too.

- This isn't you, Feej.

This isn't the woman I used to know.

The woman who loved her friends like family.

The woman...

who would never turn her back on a good fight.

The woman...

who was willing to sacrifice her soul

to save my life.

And we can get there again.

Yeah?

But hey, hey. Hey.

You have to come back to me.

You're my soul mate.

You thought that would work?

Ooh, you're dumber than I thought.

Move.

Oh.

Mm. - See?

Conversion therapy does work.

Maybe we should take more cues from the church.

- Darling, what's the matter?

What the bloody hell?

- Oh, don't worry, my--my love.

The 21st century has something called

"dental hygiene."

Manfred's body was supposed to be the perfect vessel.

You didn't do the wrong binding spell, did you?

- Of course not, and I used your grimoire.

I'm sure it's nothing.

- It's all right. It's all right.

- My brother is sick.

Heal him. - No.

I want to see my wife.

- I'm the one making the demands.

You don't have a choice.

Give my brother your blood or I'll stake you

and take it myself.

- Only if I can see Olivia.

I need to know she's okay.

- Fine. If it'll shut you up.

You heal my brother and I'll give you two minutes

with your precious Olivia.

All right.

Open wide, my darling.

- Oh, rejoice.

My dear brother, you are healed.

- I did what you asked.

Now let me see my wife.

- Not only can you see her,

you can say good-bye.

- They're gonna burn me at the stake tonight.

- We've only got two minutes.

I'm gonna get you out of here.

- How?

There's witches everywhere. - I'll find a way.

- You don't get it.

It's over.

- Olivia, this isn't you.

You never give up without a fight.

- There's nothing left to fight for.

The town I love doesn't exist anymore.

And I would rather die...

than live in Patience, Texas.

- Don't say that.

We can take on anything.

Even this.

- I'm sorry, Lem.

I love you.

But you have to learn to admit when you've lost.

- Time's up.

- I love you. - I love you.

- God, that smells good.

Is that-- - Pepperoni.

Hey, Basil.

Hey. Hey. - Hey!

- What are you doing here? - Booboo, isn't it?

- Bobo. - Oh, right.

Because that makes more sense.

No, I'm here to see the show.

You know how I love me some drama.

Although I am disappointed.

I thought you Midnighters would put up more of a fight.

- Then help us out.

I mean, you could do something, can't you?

Shoot, you're a demigod.

I'm flattered, really,

but, uh, even I'm not powerful enough

to take on the incest twins.

- Oh.

Then tip the scales.

You help us,

oh, we will give you a show to remember.

Fiji lost her soul.

You help us get it back,

that should be a fair fight.

- I like the way you think,

but there's a fixed number of souls on Earth.

I mean, I can't go around creating new ones

out of thin air.

But I could steal one.

Soul for a soul.

It's just the way the cheese melts.

- Then you take mine. - Oh, that's cute.

Very "knight in shining...

Henley."

But I'm afraid that's not how it works.

I'd have to take one from someone...

you've never met.

Total stranger.

- Don't do it. - Who invited Gladys Kravitz?

- Do not negotiate with the pizza boy.

It's a trick. He's literally a trickster.

I'm serious, Bobo, if you make a deal with him,

one way or another, it's gonna come back to haunt you.

- Everyone, outside.

- You change your mind, order our Margherita pizza...

Extra basil.

- Followers. Friends.

Foes.

Tonight, you will witness what happens to those

who are not loyal to their new King and Queen.

- Not my queen. - Manfred?

How are you alive?

- You got the wrong body, bitch.

What is this?

Why can't we move?

Brick dust.

- Evil can't cross it.

- Go! Run! Go!

- We're gonna get y'all out of here.

Begone!

both: No!

- No! Theo, no, no, no!

Get the van.

Do something!

Damn it!

- Fiji, don't.

- Fiji, stop!

- Olivia, no!

- Lem, do something!

- You have to learn to admit when you've lost.

I'm not giving up.

There is a way out.

- Get in!

- Nice work.

How'd you get past Joe?

- Iron works on him now that he's dark.

Hurry up, let's go.

- If Manfred is alive, then whose body is this?

- Kai...

- Oh, my God.

Fiji was right.

Kai is dead, but by trying

to thwart me.

And now it might be too late to do the spell again!

- Not to worry, darling.

Maybe it doesn't matter whose body I have.

You said Kai was powerful.

I'm sure his body will do just fine.

Really, I'm feeling better already.

- Good.

Oh.

Oh...

- Theophilus isn't well. - How do you know?

- When Patience fed him my blood...

She didn't know we'd forge

a psychic connection.

I can tell he's weak and afraid.

- Then this is our chance to strike.

We've gotta get Delilah out

of the painting.

You'll never defeat her, you idiots!

That spell's too strong, you're never gonna break it!

- Is it working?

No.

Whatever spell is on this painting,

it's way too powerful.

I need help from another witch.

Me?

You want me to help you?

- Hello, I'd like to order a Margherita pizza.

Extra basil.

- Seriously?

- How's that for 30 minutes or less?

Peeky-boo.

Dumpster fire, hi.

What do we have here?

Oh, pointy.

- I'm ready to make a deal.

Steal Fiji a soul...

as long as it's someone we never met.

- Swear on my immortal life.

Yeah.

Pleasure doing business.

Bobo?

What just happened?

- You came back to me.

- I can't even look at you guys.

What I did...

What I put you through...

There aren't enough ways to say sorry.

- Feej, we get it.

No good deed...

You tried saving Bobo.

And you turned into a huge dick.

I've been there.

We all have.

And there'll be plenty of time for apologies, but right now,

what we need is your help, okay?

- Do you know the "Intus" incantation?

- I-I do.

- Then let's jailbreak us a witch.

- It's working.

It's working!

both:

Your stupid spell's not gonna work.

You had one shot and you blew it.

- Well, you're dead either way.

- You have got to be kidding me!

- Hello, Hypacia.

- Looks like things are finally coming to a head.

- Joe!

- Joe!

Joe, help me! Please!

Fiji, look out!

- No!

No!

- Trapped in a painting

with only possum to eat.

Being hunted day and night

for 800 years!

You put me

through literal hell!

You want to talk about hell?

Try smuggling a head in a cage

through TSA!

Give me my body!

- No!

I know you're in there, Joe!

No!

Go, all right?

This is between me and Joe.

- Jesus.

She's absorbing the powers.

- Seventy times seven beasts.

- O-- - M--

G.

- Delilah!

She's too strong.

- Delilah.

- Kai--Kai, if you're still in there,

now's the time to help.

I love you, Joe!

You have to believe that.

You know what it's like to have to kill someone

that you love. Don't you dare make me

have to do that to you.

- No, no, no.

No!

- Into the woods I cast thee

for all eternity.

Thank you.

- Be at peace, brother.

- Hi. - Look at them.

One day they're enslaved by dark witches

and the next they're digging in

to country fried steak like nothing happened.

- Amnesia spell.

You're welcome.

- Dinner is served.

- Oh.

First cartoon saloon, now home-cooking.

Thank you.

Manny. - Looks good.

- You're gonna own this town.

- Oh, well, that's the plan.

Thinking about calling it...

Bobo, Texas.

Way too soon.

- Is Delilah gonna be joining us?

- No, she left this morning.

She's got some butterflies to catch.

To Delilah.

- And to, um-- to all our friends

who don't have the luxury of being here.

- Yeah.

- Welcome to Midnight.

- Ready for bed?

- Not even close.

It's all so...

overwhelming.

Like, day is night,

night is day, and...

I could eat an entire cow.

- Alive.

- I know it's not easy, but...

I can show you a way to live peacefully

till you manage the hunger.

The blood lust.

- You know, I never thought

I would say this, but...

Eternity doesn't scare me anymore.

- So, um...

no regrets?

- For the first time in my life...

none.

- ♪ All the time

- Hey. Just checking in.

See how you're holding up.

You going somewhere?

- Yeah, um, there's something I gotta do.

I killed Addie.

When an angel kills an innocent,

it violates a cardinal rule of heaven.

- Look, you were under Patience's spell.

You didn't have a choice. - There's always a choice.

So now I have to go redeem myself

in the eyes of God.

- What--what do you have to do?

- I don't know.

It's not up to me.

While I'm gone, I need you to watch over Midnight.

I won't be around patrolling.

Joe, uh, I don't---

You can.

You saved this town twice now, Manfred.

You're its protector.

- Hi.

- What's that smile?

- We're expecting.

- You're kidding. - No.

- Oh, baby.

Oh, Feej.

This is the most magical thing that's ever happened to us.

And that's saying a lot. - Yeah, I know.

I can't believe it.

There's a little someone living inside of me.

I know we've never met him or her yet,

but I am already in love.

- I'm ready to make a deal.

Steal Fiji's soul...

as long as it's from someone we've never met.

Grandma?

Is--is this a dream?

I-I'm not imagining you again, am I?

- No.

This time, I'm real.

It was a bitch crossing over,

but I had to come warn you.

You're really in trouble now, Manny.