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[upbeat festive music]
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- Excuse me.
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I'm looking for the North Pole.
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Could you give me directions?
[cackles]
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- Not now.
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I've got a million
business things to do
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before the end of the year!
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And now they're done!
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It's Christmas, Rudolph.
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- Oh.
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I love this time of year!
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- Oh, me too.
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And I want to make
our first Christmas together
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the most special.
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- Do you want to help me
finish decorating the tavern?
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- Yes.
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This year, I get to put
the star on top of the tree
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because we got a short one.
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- And next year, we'll have an
authentic Mexican Christmas.
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- OK.
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Well, look at
the ho-ho-humbugs.
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All right, Rudolph,
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turn on that nose
so these Grinches can
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make their way through the fog.
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- I just got off the phone
with Knoxville Trust.
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They canceled their
Christmas party on us.
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- You can turn
the nose off now.
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- Where's the trust,
Knoxville Trust?
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Makes me wonder
how secure my $146 is.
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- So how bad is this?
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- Bad.
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We needed the money
to fund our health insurance.
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Daddy was always so proud that
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he took such good care
of y'all.
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- Well, I already bought
10 pounds of scallops
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for their appetizers,
and those babies ain't cheap.
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- How can you stand
to touch scallops?
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They're so slimy.
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It's like touching...scallops.
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- OK, come on, guys. Think.
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We got to find somebody
to come in here
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and throw a party to make up
for the one that canceled.
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- Um...
I know this guy Danny.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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We sit together
at the dog park.
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He has got the cutest little
Yorkie-poo named Tinkerbell.
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- Gabby, focus!
- Yeah.
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- But tell me about
Tinkerbell later.
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She sounds so cute.
- Me too.
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Me too, me too, me too,
me too, me too, me too.
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- Well, Danny, he's got his own
company, and he is super rich.
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Plus, he owes me.
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I saved Tinkerbell from
an overly amorous Rottweiler.
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I mean,
the visual was hilarious.
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[laughs]
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But the aftermath
would have been a disaster.
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- Do you think this will work?
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- OK. Come on, guys.
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We've got to have faith.
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Turn that nose back on.
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There you go. There you go.
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- Yeah, there's, um,
there's just one little thing.
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When Danny's here,
you all have to call me Bobbie.
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- Why would we do that?
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- Well, I told him
I owned the tavern.
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I said I was you.
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- I know.
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["Happy's Place" playing]
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- * Sometimes it feels
like a big ol' fight *
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* To get through the day *
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* And sleep on
through the night *
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* But here
you'll find a place *
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* That'll surely
lift your spirits *
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* You belong
at Happy's Place *
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- You know,
with your fair skin,
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you can really see the blood
rush to your face.
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Oh, it's hot.
[laughs]
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- Well, I can't see this
ending well.
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I'll be in the kitchen,
short Bobbie, tall Bobbie.
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- I'm trying hard
not to overreact
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'cause I don't want
to go to jail.
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Just tell me why.
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- It's really a long story.
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- Shorten it.
- OK. Um...
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I wanted Danny to think
I was interesting.
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And the only unique things
about me are,
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I own an original
Easy-Bake Oven,
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and I can dunk a basketball.
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- So why can't we just
tell Danny the truth?
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- You know, people say
they appreciate honesty,
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but most of them are lying.
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- Yeah.
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And what about all the people
at the dog park?
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I have a reputation to uphold.
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If I tell them I'm lying,
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they're gonna think
I'm a liar!
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- Why are you even
at the dog park?
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You don't own a dog.
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- It's not required.
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I checked.
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- OK, does anybody
have a better idea?
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OK, well,
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it looks like
we don't have a choice.
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This Christmas,
everybody's lying!
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- OK.
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- I'm sorry.
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I can't be a part of this.
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Lying is just a hole
that you dig that gets deeper.
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- OK. Ignore him.
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- Yeah.
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- You get your friend in here,
and you be the best me
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you can be.
- Yeah.
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- All right.
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- Can I borrow that sweater?
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- No.
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What the heck?
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- Oh, Bobbie!
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I thought you had the day off.
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- What the heck?
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- Do you like it?
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I figured I couldn't be
the only one lying.
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The office had to also.
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Yeah, I got more stuff
in my car.
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Oh, don't touch anything.
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- [laughing]
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Yeah.
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- Nice mustache.
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- Wish I could say
the same about yours.
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- Oh, I know who you are.
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The red hair,
the impish sense of humor
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that covers the bottomless
need for attention.
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Bobbie's description
was spot on.
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Nice to meet you, Gabby.
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- Gabby?
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- Oh, Danny!
- Bobbie!
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- Danny?
- Gabby!
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Yes.
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This is Danny, the guy
I was telling you about,
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even though I don't have
to tell you anything,
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Gabby, because I'm the boss.
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- Well, now, careful, Bobbie.
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The key to being a good boss
is to project authority
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without coming off
as a villain.
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I say that only
to defuse the tension
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when I tell you that
Gabby defaced your photo.
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- Ah!
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- I think I improved it.
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- Gabby.
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Gabby, look at me.
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Gabby!
- Oh.
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- Now, you're not gonna joke
your way out of this.
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I'm worried about you.
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Do you need counseling?
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- Every day, I have to do this.
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Gabby.
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Gabby!
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Do you need counseling?
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- I think it's painfully
obvious that yes,
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Gabby definitely needs
counseling.
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.
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- What, uh--
what's going on in there?
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- Well, not only
Gabby is Bobbie,
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but now Bobbie is Gabby too.
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[laughs]
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- Oh, no.
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Dishonesty grows.
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- Which is terrible,
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so why are you smiling?
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- Hey, I smile 'cause
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my parents spent a fortune
on braces.
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- Hey, Danny.
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Let me introduce you
to the gang.
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- Well, hopefully,
they're better behaved
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than this little
firecracker here.
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Red hot!
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- She's my "project."
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And this darling
little ornament
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is my sister, Isabella,
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who, as you know,
is from France.
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- This is fun.
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- Bonjour!
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- Bonjour.
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Bobbie has told me
so much about you.
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Knoxville really must feel
different than Paris, huh?
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Less French people,
more french fries.
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- Ah! [laughs]
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- Eh, Bobbie?
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- Oh, I'm sorry.
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I thought you said
she spoke English.
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- I do.
- Are you leaving?
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- Oh, no.
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Not "adieu."
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I do!
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- Good lord.
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- And everyone else
is super nice.
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They are just their normal,
boring selves.
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This is--
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- I'm Emmett,
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the chef.
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all: What?
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- Yes. I love to cook scallops,
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complain, and wear
tough-guy bandanas.
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- Hey, Emmett.
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There's an emergency
in the kitchen.
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- No, there's not.
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- Get!
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- OK.
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- So since that was
Emmett, this is--
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- I'm out.
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- Out?
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That's a fun name.
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- OK.
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This has been a hoot,
but I think it's time
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that I show Danny
around the tavern
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so he can decide to have
his Christmas party here.
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- Gabby, I was gonna
show Danny around.
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- This is like when
you Americans visit France.
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Argue! Argue!
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Argue!
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- Well, actually,
I-I'd love a tour
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from the wildcard in red--
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sounds dangerous.
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- Ah, it won't be dangerous.
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But later,
tonight after you leave,
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that's when it's gonna
get dangerous.
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Here we go.
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Hey, Emmett.
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You have a visitor.
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- Oh, but I don't think
chefs are allowed
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visitors in the kitchen
based on what Congress said.
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- So this is the kitchen,
so on with the tour.
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- Well, hang on, Gabby.
I want to ask Emmett here
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about the appetizers
for the party.
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What do you suggest?
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- Pretzels.
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They're a classic choice--
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clean, simple, non-slimy.
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- Yeah,
what about those scallops
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you mentioned earlier?
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- I regret a lot of things
I mentioned earlier.
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- I bet you do.
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Our bacon-wrapped scallops
are so good,
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it'll make you want
to slap your mama.
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- Sounds good to me.
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Make me a couple to try?
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- You mean pick them up
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and throw him in a pan
after I pick them up?
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- Well, I don't think they're
gonna do it on their own.
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See? I'm funny too.
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- [laughs]
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- So are you gonna let me
taste them or not?
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- Mm-hmm.
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Yum.
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[groans]
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Cooking is my passion.
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- Well, this is exciting.
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- For a lot of reasons.
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- We're gonna get to see
culinary magic.
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- Oh, you sure are.
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- Hey!
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Out is back.
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- Every time
I watch him do this,
264
00:11:26,286 --> 00:11:28,254
it still amazes me
265
00:11:28,288 --> 00:11:31,091
what a half a stick of butter--
266
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:34,194
a half a stick of butter,
267
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:37,330
some garlic powder,
268
00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:39,199
two tablespoons of lemon juice,
269
00:11:39,232 --> 00:11:42,535
a little salt and pepper,
just a pinch of chopped parsley
270
00:11:42,569 --> 00:11:46,940
can do over medium heat.
271
00:11:46,973 --> 00:11:49,843
- Ooh, I can't wait till
he gets to the bacon.
272
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,491
- Absolutely incredible.
273
00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,494
[cheering]
274
00:12:07,527 --> 00:12:08,995
- OK.
275
00:12:09,029 --> 00:12:12,132
I think you've seen
everything, so ta-da!
276
00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:14,100
Trust me, your employees
are gonna love it.
277
00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,302
- So should we
make it official?
278
00:12:16,336 --> 00:12:17,570
- I'll go get the contract.
279
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:19,406
- Well, here's where we stand.
- Uh-huh.
280
00:12:19,439 --> 00:12:21,574
- The layout of the place
is perfect,
281
00:12:21,608 --> 00:12:23,043
and the food is delicious.
282
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:24,911
- Thank you.
283
00:12:24,944 --> 00:12:28,248
On behalf of Emmett.
284
00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:30,817
- All that's left
is to check out the vibe.
285
00:12:30,850 --> 00:12:32,452
- The vibe?
- Exactly.
286
00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,554
And the best way
to get a feel for that
287
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,856
is for me to hang out
with you guys all night.
288
00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:39,926
- [laughs] OK!
289
00:12:39,959 --> 00:12:43,329
- I guess I was a little
premature on my ta-da!
290
00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:48,968
.
291
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:49,936
- So then I said,
I don't need to have a big dog
292
00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:53,540
to show the world
how manly I am.
293
00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:56,276
That's why
I drive a Cybertruck.
294
00:12:56,309 --> 00:12:57,210
[laughter]
295
00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,880
No, but seriously,
I drive a Cybertruck.
296
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,382
It's pretty cool.
297
00:13:02,415 --> 00:13:06,052
- Oh, gosh,
you are just so fascinating.
298
00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,855
You know, I could
talk to you all night.
299
00:13:08,888 --> 00:13:11,991
- Right, except we've kept him
here longer than we intended.
300
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,860
- Right.
- Oui.
301
00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:15,428
He should probably
get back to his life.
302
00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,064
Ah, our loss.
303
00:13:18,098 --> 00:13:20,867
- Yeah, I probably should.
304
00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:23,536
But I won't
305
00:13:23,570 --> 00:13:25,472
because
I'm having too much fun.
306
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:26,906
I'll have another, please.
307
00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:27,640
Just gonna make some room.
308
00:13:27,674 --> 00:13:29,609
- [laughs]
309
00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,916
Would you stop
flirting with him?
310
00:13:36,950 --> 00:13:38,651
The longer he stays
around here,
311
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,320
the longer I have to be Gabby.
312
00:13:40,353 --> 00:13:43,056
And I don't like it!
313
00:13:43,089 --> 00:13:44,457
- I wasn't flirting.
314
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,326
- Oh, please.
315
00:13:46,359 --> 00:13:48,061
Gosh, you're so exciting.
316
00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:49,362
I could, like,
talk to you all night.
317
00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:50,397
[giggles]
318
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,165
[smooching]
319
00:13:52,198 --> 00:13:54,134
- I was trying to charm him
320
00:13:54,167 --> 00:13:55,935
so he would have
his party here.
321
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:58,271
Mama needs her dental!
322
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,073
- And that would have
been a lot easier
323
00:14:00,106 --> 00:14:01,374
if you hadn't said
I'm from France.
324
00:14:01,408 --> 00:14:02,575
- Yeah.
325
00:14:02,609 --> 00:14:04,978
- Well,
Austin is no longer cool.
326
00:14:05,011 --> 00:14:06,613
I told him you were
from a foreign country
327
00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,682
so you would seem exotic.
328
00:14:08,715 --> 00:14:11,484
- I'm Mexican!
329
00:14:11,518 --> 00:14:15,088
- But you're not from there.
330
00:14:15,121 --> 00:14:16,956
- That guy still here?
331
00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:18,158
- What do you care, Takoda?
332
00:14:18,191 --> 00:14:20,160
You're not the one pretending.
333
00:14:20,193 --> 00:14:23,229
- I'm pretending to be someone
who can handle this.
334
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,098
- OK, see?
That's another thing.
335
00:14:25,131 --> 00:14:27,100
You've put Takoda
in a terrible position.
336
00:14:27,133 --> 00:14:29,302
- OK, you're the one
who said we had to lie.
337
00:14:29,336 --> 00:14:30,403
- And it doesn't matter
where I'm from.
338
00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:31,371
I am Mexican. OK?
- Hello.
339
00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,273
- Hi, Danny!
340
00:14:35,008 --> 00:14:36,476
- Everything all right?
- Great.
341
00:14:36,509 --> 00:14:37,644
- Fine.
- Oui, oui!
342
00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:38,945
- Just did.
343
00:14:38,978 --> 00:14:42,382
[laughter]
344
00:14:42,415 --> 00:14:43,516
I don't know.
345
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,318
It feels like you guys
are hiding something from me.
346
00:14:45,352 --> 00:14:46,986
- Oh, wow. No.
347
00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,988
Uh-uh. No.
348
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:52,392
Don't believe everything
you read in the stall.
349
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:55,261
- Yeah, but I'm sensing
some friction.
350
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,597
If I may,
I'd like to try an exercise
351
00:14:57,630 --> 00:15:01,501
that my company uses to improve
boss-employee relations.
352
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,103
OK, Bobbie.
353
00:15:03,136 --> 00:15:04,971
Bobbie. Bobbie?
354
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:06,473
- Yes.
355
00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:09,142
- I want you to pretend
to be the bartender,
356
00:15:09,175 --> 00:15:11,311
and Gabby will pretend
to be the boss.
357
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,413
- [laughs]
358
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,082
Studies do show
that role-swapping
359
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,085
helps at reducing tensions.
360
00:15:19,119 --> 00:15:20,720
- OK, let's start.
361
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:22,522
Gabby, you're the boss,
so you go first.
362
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:25,358
What would you like to say
to your employees?
363
00:15:25,392 --> 00:15:27,027
- Oh. Well--
- Don't think.
364
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:28,528
Just speak.
- OK.
365
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:29,729
OK.
366
00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,698
I've never been
the boss before,
367
00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:37,437
so I guess I would say...
368
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:38,638
I'm working all the time,
369
00:15:38,672 --> 00:15:41,107
and I can't get
everything done.
370
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,176
It's Christmastime,
and I'd really like
371
00:15:43,209 --> 00:15:45,178
to be out celebrating
like everybody else,
372
00:15:45,211 --> 00:15:49,315
but I can't 'cause I have
this huge responsibility.
373
00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:54,454
Like, if I don't take care
of all this stuff...
374
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:57,557
I'm afraid that y'all's lives
would fall apart.
375
00:15:59,225 --> 00:16:02,529
And it would kill me
if something happened to y'all
376
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,464
because I had failed.
377
00:16:08,101 --> 00:16:09,736
- How'd she do?
378
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:13,473
- She'd make
a really good boss.
379
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:14,507
- Now you go.
380
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:21,348
- I know that I'm just
a bartender and that I can be
381
00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,717
a little much
and that I do things
382
00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:25,452
that even though
I'm trying to help
383
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:29,089
wind up making your life
a lot harder--a lot.
384
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,491
And I hate that,
385
00:16:31,524 --> 00:16:34,828
because I don't feel
like your employee.
386
00:16:34,861 --> 00:16:37,697
I feel like your family.
387
00:16:37,731 --> 00:16:40,367
You make me feel like family.
388
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,102
- My turn!
389
00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:47,474
When I was a kid,
it was just my mom and me.
390
00:16:47,507 --> 00:16:50,543
And I thought
that was all I needed.
391
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,645
But now I have a sister
392
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,180
and a Gabby
393
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:59,119
and an Emmett
and a Takoda and a Steve.
394
00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:00,620
You guys could have
rejected me,
395
00:17:00,653 --> 00:17:05,492
but instead,
you've made me feel so special.
396
00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,660
You know, this might be our
first Christmas together,
397
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:11,164
but you can never top the gift
you've already given me.
398
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,198
- Oh, sweetheart.
399
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,466
- Isabella, I love you.
400
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,268
- Oh.
401
00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:18,705
- That's beautiful,
just beautiful.
402
00:17:18,738 --> 00:17:20,573
What happened to your accent?
403
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:26,479
- I was imagining
I was in America.
404
00:17:26,513 --> 00:17:27,480
- Crushed it.
405
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:28,548
- Yeah.
406
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:29,616
Yeah.
407
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,151
- So did that help?
408
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:33,219
- It did. It really did.
409
00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,488
Well, we don't want
to rush you, Danny,
410
00:17:35,522 --> 00:17:37,257
but I'm sure
Bobbie would like to know
411
00:17:37,290 --> 00:17:38,825
your decision about the party.
412
00:17:38,858 --> 00:17:39,893
- Yeah.
413
00:17:39,926 --> 00:17:41,695
Well,
414
00:17:41,728 --> 00:17:44,297
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to
415
00:17:44,330 --> 00:17:46,566
spend some money
'cause the answer's yes!
416
00:17:46,599 --> 00:17:47,567
- Yes!
417
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,469
- Oh, yes, yes, yes.
418
00:17:49,502 --> 00:17:50,637
- Is it a yes?
419
00:17:50,670 --> 00:17:52,505
- Yes!
- It's a yes.
420
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:54,307
- Hot damn.
421
00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,543
I bet the scallops you made
were the clincher.
422
00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,679
- Well, I couldn't have done it
without some help from Mr. Out.
423
00:17:59,713 --> 00:18:02,215
- Out's my first name.
424
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:04,918
- Did he say yes?
425
00:18:04,951 --> 00:18:06,052
- He said yes.
426
00:18:06,086 --> 00:18:09,189
Yes, Danny's gonna have
his Christmas party with us.
427
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:10,857
- Oh. Congratulations.
428
00:18:10,890 --> 00:18:12,292
- Well, hang on.
429
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:13,626
You're Takoda, right?
430
00:18:13,660 --> 00:18:15,895
- I am.
431
00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:17,831
- You don't seem
too happy about this.
432
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:18,865
- Oh, no.
433
00:18:18,898 --> 00:18:20,500
Of course he's happy!
434
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:24,371
You just can't tell
from his attitude or his face.
435
00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,507
- He's--he's just stressed.
436
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,775
- Is she right?
437
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:30,577
Is this a stressful place
to work?
438
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,179
- No, not usually.
439
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:35,215
- So what's different about it
this time?
440
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:36,516
What am I missing?
441
00:18:44,357 --> 00:18:44,524
.
442
00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:45,058
[upbeat festive music]
443
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:50,797
- Hello?
444
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:54,234
Why did everybody get
so weird all of a sudden?
445
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:57,203
Look, I don't know
if I can throw a party here
446
00:18:57,237 --> 00:18:59,305
unless everybody stops lying
447
00:18:59,339 --> 00:19:01,207
and tells me
who they actually are!
448
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:03,677
- Uh... What?
449
00:19:03,710 --> 00:19:05,245
You knew we were lying?
450
00:19:05,278 --> 00:19:06,646
- Of course!
451
00:19:06,680 --> 00:19:08,748
I mean, you may be
a great restaurant staff,
452
00:19:08,782 --> 00:19:11,518
but you are terrible actors.
453
00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:14,754
- To be fair, Bobbie is a very
difficult character to play.
454
00:19:14,788 --> 00:19:16,790
I just--
455
00:19:16,823 --> 00:19:18,358
- So how long have you known?
456
00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:20,727
- Well, I've known Gabby
for about three months,
457
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:23,863
so I'd say about three months.
458
00:19:23,897 --> 00:19:25,432
Don't let the mustache
fool you.
459
00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:27,400
I'm actually pretty smart.
460
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:29,969
- OK, so let me officially
introduce myself.
461
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:32,272
I'm Bobbie,
the owner of the tavern.
462
00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,808
And this is Gabby,
our crazy bartender.
463
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,943
- And I'm Mexican,
464
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:38,645
but I'm not from there.
465
00:19:40,347 --> 00:19:42,615
- Wait, so you've known
for three months,
466
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,318
and you just came here tonight
to mess with us?
467
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:46,920
- If I knew this was a prank,
468
00:19:46,953 --> 00:19:50,690
I would have been
lying my ass off.
469
00:19:50,724 --> 00:19:51,858
- No, I wasn't pranking.
470
00:19:51,891 --> 00:19:54,661
I came here thinking I was
gonna hang for a half hour,
471
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,863
have a beer, and see
what tricks old dog-less
472
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:58,698
had up her sleeve.
473
00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:01,434
But then you people
kept running with it.
474
00:20:01,468 --> 00:20:03,436
I mean, who knew
it would go on this long?
475
00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,738
- It didn't go on that long.
476
00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:06,506
- I had to reschedule
two meetings.
477
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:07,907
- OK.
478
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:09,476
- OK, but just to be clear,
479
00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:11,311
you are having
a party here, right?
480
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,846
With a lot of people?
481
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,481
- Absolutely.
- Ah, yes!
482
00:20:14,514 --> 00:20:15,515
- Whoo!
483
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,350
- Honestly, when I got here,
484
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,352
I had no intention
of saying yes,
485
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,920
but there's something
about you guys.
486
00:20:20,954 --> 00:20:23,456
It's like you cause
each other all this trouble,
487
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,558
but you still have
each other's backs.
488
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,993
- It's because we're a family.
489
00:20:27,027 --> 00:20:28,595
- Yeah.
490
00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,564
Totally crazy,
491
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,299
but family.
492
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:36,469
You remind me of these people
I knew in Houston 20 years ago.
493
00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:44,344
Anyway, clearly,
this means a lot to you guys.
494
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:45,612
And what kind of Grinch
would I be
495
00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:46,946
if I didn't help out
at Christmas?
496
00:20:46,980 --> 00:20:48,348
- Thank you very much.
497
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,016
You have no idea
what this means.
498
00:20:50,050 --> 00:20:51,451
- Merry Christmas, Bobbie.
499
00:20:51,484 --> 00:20:52,886
- Merry Christmas, Danny.
500
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:54,020
- Merry Christmas!
501
00:20:54,054 --> 00:20:55,422
- Merry Christmas, honey.
502
00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:57,791
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.
503
00:20:57,824 --> 00:21:00,060
- Does anyone else
feel like singing?
504
00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:01,461
How about you, red?
505
00:21:01,494 --> 00:21:03,063
What do you want to sing?
506
00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,903
all: * Rudolph
the red-nosed reindeer *
507
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,004
- * Reindeer *
508
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:14,374
all: * Had a very shiny nose *
509
00:21:14,407 --> 00:21:16,976
* And if you ever saw him *
510
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,445
- * Saw him *
511
00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,979
all: * You would even say
it glows *
512
00:21:20,013 --> 00:21:21,514
* Like a light bulb *
513
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,950
* All of the other reindeer *
514
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,552
- * Reindeer *
515
00:21:25,585 --> 00:21:27,120
all: * Used to laugh
and call him names *
516
00:21:27,153 --> 00:21:28,688
- * Red thunder *
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