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Oh, would you relax?
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I'm sure Hillary's caught
Al Gore doing the same thing.
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- Just let me finish the fantasy.
- Go ahead.
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Miss Babcock, you're fired.
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Because?
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I'm in love with Miss Fine.
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I just love playing this game.
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Where is he, anyway?
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At some boring business dinner?
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Well, if you must know, and I know
you must, he's gone to a party.
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- Get out of here.
- That's what I told him.
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Well, you know what this means, don't you?
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Yes. That he's finally
letting go of the past
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and rejoining the world of the living.
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No. That his Jacuzzi tub is free.
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No, no, no. Forget it, Miss Fine.
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There's a problem with that tub.
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- Oh?
- What? It's taken.
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Oh. No, you don't.
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Oops. I locked the door.
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And would you look how filthy this key is.
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I better go wash it in the Jacuzzi.
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Na-na-na-na-na.
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Too many doors in this
house. It's like Laugh-In.
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Aren't you gonna get it?
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I can let a phone ring. Can you?
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It might be that fabulous man
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you were telling your mother about.
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No. He wouldn't call.
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- Why not?
- I made him up.
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It could be Visa increasing your limit.
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- Hello.
- Sucker.
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Oh, it's you, Mr. Sheffield.
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Well, where are you?
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Oh, he sounds like he's
had too much to drink.
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All right. Stay where you are.
I'm gonna come and get you.
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- I'll get my coat.
- Don't bother.
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Goodbye, Miss Fine.
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Well, hello, Miss Fine.
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Someone's 100 proof. Don't light a match.
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Why so shocked?
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Your father never came home inebriated?
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No. We're Jewish.
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He came home gaseous.
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Never lit a match then, either.
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♪ If you want my body
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♪ And you think I'm sexy
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♪ Come on sugar tell me so
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Okay, Mr. Sheffield, calm down.
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That's not even attractive
from Rod Stewart any more.
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No!
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Good morning, everyone!
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Dad, are you sick?
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No, no, no. I'm feeling fine, Margaret.
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That's Gracie.
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Oh, when did we have her?
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Never mind when we had her.
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When can we start making another one?
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Miss Fine, leave Mr. Sheffield alone.
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He's in a very vulnerable state.
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Niles, isn't that my watch?
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Oh, yes, sir, and thank you. I love it.
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Well, I hope last night
was worth this morning.
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You know, you really
shouldn't drink like that.
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Miss Fine, you're a beautiful woman.
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Do you find me attractive?
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On the other hand, a little
booze is good for the heart.
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Not one woman spoke to me at that
party last night the whole evening.
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As a matter of fact, they all
avoided me like the plague.
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Well, maybe it's because of that.
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I beg your pardon?
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Your wedding ring.
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You know, believe it or not,
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some women find it a turnoff.
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Conjures up images of a beautiful house,
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three children, a nanny
with a 20-inch waist.
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You know, Miss Fine, you
might think this foolish,
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but wearing this ring helps
me to remember my wife.
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Oh, you're never gonna forget her.
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Just look at Maggie's smile
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or Gracie's eyes or Brighton's...
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Did your wife take any trips?
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Let me ask you something.
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When you fill out your taxes,
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what do you put in marital status?
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- "S" or "M?"
- "S."
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All right. So you told
Uncle Sam you're single.
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Maybe it's time you told yourself.
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But I want to be an "M" again.
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Yeah, well, I want to be an "M," too.
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But first you gotta get out there
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and make an "S" out of yourself.
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Try this, sir. It's my
father's hangover remedy.
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Oh, thank you, Niles.
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Oh, Niles,
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it's far too early in the morning
for anything this repulsive.
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Hello, hello.
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Mr. Sheffield wants you to go
home and come back in an hour.
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- It isn't working.
- So sorry.
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Forgot the hair of the dog.
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Maxwell, look at this.
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Andrew Lloyd Webber's made the
New York Times crossword puzzle.
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What? Why can't I be in
the bloody crossword puzzle?
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I've produced more plays than he has.
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Yeah, and your plays are better than his
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'cause you can always get tickets for yours
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and his are sold out for months.
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What?
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Maxwell, what have I been
telling you for the past 10 years?
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"Send that chorus boy to my room"?
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No. Get yourself...
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No!
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Get yourself a publicist.
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I know just the person. Sydney Mercer.
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He's an old coot, but he is
the best PR man in the business.
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No, C.C. Forget it.
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Self-promotion is so tacky.
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No. Not if you do it right.
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Get the guy that's handling
Hugh Grant's hooker.
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She's coming across very classy.
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Fran, what you doing?
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Oh, Weight Watchers is very strict.
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They only allow you one cookie.
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Hi. I'm Sydney Mercer.
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Miss Babcock is expecting me.
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Oh, no, she's not.
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I'm gonna go tell Miss Babcock.
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Oh, no, no, no. Butler's job. Butler's job.
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Come on in.
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Are you Mrs. Sheffield?
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Oh, no, I'm not his wife.
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I just live with him, run
his life, and raise his kids.
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I'm Fran, the nanny. Come on in.
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Niles... Niles, what is so damn important?
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And may I present Sydney Mercer.
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I know Sydney Mercer.
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He's a fat, old, womanizing geezer.
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He's my father.
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And funny.
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Oh, love that guy.
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Miss Mercer, right this way.
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Mr. Sheffield's sorry he's kept you.
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We're all sorry he's kept you.
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Max, you are a publicist's dream.
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You are devastatingly handsome, sexy,
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and incredibly debonair.
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Wait. She hasn't even seen
him do his Rod Stewart yet.
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Your only problem is that you
have kept yourself a secret.
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Yes, yes, I'm a secret.
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I was just telling everyone
what a secret I was, right?
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He's such a secret.
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Oh, yeah, he's a secret, all right.
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Oh, Max, we are gonna
have so much fun together.
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Just put yourself in my hands.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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Before Maxwell puts anything in your hands,
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he must discuss this with his partner.
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We make all our important
decisions together.
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You're hired.
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Maxwell, I want a man.
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The last one deflated
when she nibbled his ear.
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And to think this morning
I was so recalcitrant.
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Eggs always do that to him.
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Miss Fine, why are you here?
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I don't know. Everyone
was walking this way.
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Oh, look, Sydney got Mr. Sheffield
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on the cover of People magazine.
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Yeah. The worst dressed list.
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Meanwhile, only the hippest and
trendiest people end up on that list.
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They got Marsha Clark on the
best dressed. Case closed.
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Oh. Meanwhile, I think he looks gorgeous.
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But who's that cheap floozy
squeezing into the picture behind him?
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Oh! I'm in People magazine.
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Listen to this. Liz Smith.
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"Broadway producer, Maxwell Sheffield
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has hired the young, vivacious
Sydney Mercer to promote him."
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Promote, my ass.
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All right. But we'll
need a two-page spread.
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Hello, people.
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Anyone catch me on Ricki Lake?
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Yes. And you looked gorgeous.
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Oh, that Bea Arthur was
making such eyes for you.
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Whoa. If it isn't the lost
Baldwin brother, Pappy.
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You know, darling, I think we
should celebrate our success.
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How's this sound to you?
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The Rainbow Room.
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Dinner, dancing.
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Free tonight?
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As a bird.
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Oh, so I can take care of the kids.
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Darling, there is no one I
would rather have dinner with.
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See you at 8:00?
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Oh, did you see how many
holes he has in his jeans?
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12. 12.
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Well, I talked him out
of the leather pants.
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Then I spent the next hour getting
him out of the leather pants.
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Took you an hour to get a
pair of pants off of a man?
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Next time, try wearing a little
Chanel No. 5 and a tube top.
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Miss Fine, this is serious.
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Our little boy is noticing girls.
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Oh, please, he's not ready to
take the plunge with Sydney.
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The man is a scared, timid little puppy.
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Well, night all. And don't wait up.
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Well, wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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There's something different about you.
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You took off your wedding ring.
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My bloody hand's in my pocket.
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How could you possibly know that?
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Oh, I could spot a man without
a wedding ring a mile away.
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Oh, there's one. There's one.
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There's another one.
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What the hell am I doing in here?
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Well, Niles, what do you
think of the new look, huh?
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Oh, it's fantastic, sir.
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Yes. I'd take all those
Brooks Brothers suits
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and just give them away.
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Good idea. Get rid of
them for me, would you?
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Yes. I'll make all the
alterations... arrangements.
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Well, Miss Fine, you were right.
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I think I really was hiding behind my ring.
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Truth is, I was terrified of getting hurt.
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But now, thanks to you, I
think I've really met the one.
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Well, the guy's in love.
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I couldn't be happier for him.
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Think it'll last?
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Miss Fine, you're not
concerned about your position?
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Niles, you dog.
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No. In the household, Miss Fine.
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Oh, what have I got to be worried about?
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That he'll bring home a wife
who'll take care of the kids,
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feed them lunch, send them off to school?
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I don't do that.
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Well, I better go upstairs and
clean out a few of his drawers.
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Niles, she's not moving in yet.
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I know. I need some shirts
to go with my new suits.
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I'll get it. I'll get it.
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Oh.
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Hello, Fran. Is Maxwell ready?
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Well, what are you doing here?
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He just left to go to the Rainbow Room.
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Oh, no. I thought I was
supposed to meet him here.
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Oh, you better hurry up,
because if he eats too late,
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he gets terrible indigestion.
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But if that happens,
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don't let him take anything
but two Mylanta gelcaps.
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Oh, wait. I'll give you some.
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And I just want to wish you
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all the happiness in the world.
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You will be needing a nanny, won't you?
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What are we talking about?
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00:15:11,694 --> 00:15:14,162
Well, $500 a week plus dental.
254
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:17,865
Fran, you are way off.
255
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:20,135
Okay. $350 and a Waterpik.
256
00:15:24,540 --> 00:15:26,474
No. I mean Maxwell.
257
00:15:26,541 --> 00:15:29,010
I'm not interested in him that way.
258
00:15:29,078 --> 00:15:32,246
Well, what's the matter?
He's not good enough for you?
259
00:15:32,314 --> 00:15:34,215
It's his gender.
260
00:15:34,283 --> 00:15:37,118
Oh, believe me, I accidentally
saw him in the shower,
261
00:15:37,186 --> 00:15:39,620
and there's nothing wrong with his gender.
262
00:15:44,126 --> 00:15:46,661
Fran, I'm gay.
263
00:15:48,997 --> 00:15:51,332
You're gay?
264
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,435
Oh, thank God.
265
00:16:03,812 --> 00:16:05,113
Uh.
266
00:16:07,816 --> 00:16:11,419
Uh, I'm letting go and you're not. Why?
267
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,456
Aren't you gay, too?
268
00:16:15,524 --> 00:16:17,525
Me? No.
269
00:16:17,592 --> 00:16:20,294
I just assumed. You're over 30.
270
00:16:20,363 --> 00:16:22,029
You've never been married.
271
00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:23,765
There's no man in your life.
272
00:16:23,866 --> 00:16:26,868
Oh, honey, I'm not gay. I'm just pathetic.
273
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,377
Too bad. I would have asked you out.
274
00:16:36,445 --> 00:16:38,647
Oh, great. A gorgeous professional
275
00:16:38,714 --> 00:16:40,848
finally asks me out and it's a woman.
276
00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:44,185
You're not Jewish, are you?
277
00:16:45,654 --> 00:16:47,088
Sorry.
278
00:16:47,155 --> 00:16:49,858
Oh, too bad. We were this
close to making my mother happy.
279
00:16:54,229 --> 00:16:56,431
I feel like this whole thing is my fault.
280
00:16:56,499 --> 00:16:58,833
Oh, don't blame yourself.
281
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:01,169
But how could you do this to him?
282
00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:04,439
Couldn't you see he was falling for you?
283
00:17:04,507 --> 00:17:06,774
You're not enjoying this, are you?
284
00:17:11,347 --> 00:17:13,514
Fran, how was I to know?
285
00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:15,683
We just had business lunches.
286
00:17:15,751 --> 00:17:17,852
I talked, he listened.
287
00:17:17,919 --> 00:17:20,788
Does that mean he wants
to have sex with me?
288
00:17:20,856 --> 00:17:22,490
Yes.
289
00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:25,326
That's why they listen.
290
00:17:25,394 --> 00:17:27,195
That's why they buy you dinner.
291
00:17:27,263 --> 00:17:30,464
That's why they tell you they like
your voice, it's not too nasal.
292
00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:31,632
Oh.
293
00:17:33,869 --> 00:17:36,804
Fran, I really want to
keep Max as a client.
294
00:17:36,872 --> 00:17:38,239
How can I make this up to him?
295
00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:40,274
Oh, I don't know.
296
00:17:40,342 --> 00:17:44,846
The poor man's sitting alone in a
restaurant, his heart on his sleeve,
297
00:17:44,913 --> 00:17:48,716
vulnerable, ready to make
a commitment to a woman...
298
00:17:52,220 --> 00:17:55,422
Taxi! Taxi! Taxi!
299
00:17:57,626 --> 00:18:00,462
Wait. Hold the elevator. Hold the elevator.
300
00:18:02,531 --> 00:18:05,633
Miss Fine, what on
Earth are you doing here?
301
00:18:05,701 --> 00:18:08,436
Um, my eye doctor's in this building.
302
00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:12,340
And you're dressed like that?
303
00:18:12,408 --> 00:18:16,610
Oh, would you look at what I put on!
304
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,180
Well, thank God he could
take me on Saturday night.
305
00:18:21,650 --> 00:18:23,718
Mr. Sheffield, what do you think of
306
00:18:23,786 --> 00:18:27,488
when a woman is in her 30s,
gorgeous, and never been married?
307
00:18:27,556 --> 00:18:30,325
Oh, don't worry, Miss
Fine. You'll meet someone.
308
00:18:30,392 --> 00:18:32,059
Not me. I was talking about...
309
00:18:32,128 --> 00:18:33,728
Oh, you think I'm gorgeous?
310
00:18:35,297 --> 00:18:36,730
What's your point?
311
00:18:36,798 --> 00:18:39,434
Never mind. How long have
you thought I was gorgeous?
312
00:18:39,501 --> 00:18:41,970
Miss Fine, I have a date with Sydney.
313
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:44,672
Oh, no, you don't. She's
gay. Let's focus on me.
314
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:45,807
What?
315
00:18:47,276 --> 00:18:48,742
What did you say?
316
00:18:48,810 --> 00:18:50,512
I said let's focus on me.
317
00:18:50,579 --> 00:18:51,912
Miss Fine!
318
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:55,750
Oh, no. The elevator's stuck!
319
00:18:55,817 --> 00:18:57,118
Just keep calm. Keep calm.
320
00:18:57,186 --> 00:19:00,087
- I think we're stuck!
- It's gonna be okay, Miss Fine.
321
00:19:00,156 --> 00:19:01,856
What are you doing?
322
00:19:03,659 --> 00:19:07,295
I'm looking for the emergency phone.
323
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,130
That's not it.
324
00:19:16,004 --> 00:19:18,573
Oh, well, then I'd better
stop talking into it.
325
00:19:22,945 --> 00:19:25,813
Oh, well, at least the lights came back on.
326
00:19:27,216 --> 00:19:29,884
I can't believe Sydney's gay.
327
00:19:29,952 --> 00:19:33,120
Oh, God, what an idiot I've made of myself.
328
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,957
Oh, wait a minute.
329
00:19:36,025 --> 00:19:37,825
What am I saying? She doesn't
know how I feel about her.
330
00:19:37,893 --> 00:19:40,228
Oh, well, don't be so sure.
331
00:19:40,296 --> 00:19:41,562
You know, women have a sixth sense...
332
00:19:41,630 --> 00:19:42,797
You told her?
333
00:19:42,864 --> 00:19:44,498
Oh, yeah.
334
00:19:44,566 --> 00:19:46,234
You know, Miss Fine, my one regret
335
00:19:46,302 --> 00:19:48,269
is that the cable on
this elevator might snap
336
00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:50,538
before I can get my
hands around your throat.
337
00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:52,907
That's your one regret?
338
00:19:52,975 --> 00:19:56,010
Not the revival of Fiddler
starring Lyle Waggoner?
339
00:19:56,078 --> 00:19:57,412
Miss Fine!
340
00:20:04,019 --> 00:20:06,654
Would you just calm down? Relax.
341
00:20:06,721 --> 00:20:10,058
Let's just sit down and take it easy.
342
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:13,494
Eventually, someone will
come and get us out of here.
343
00:20:16,398 --> 00:20:18,098
Oh, what a waste.
344
00:20:18,166 --> 00:20:21,168
You know, upstairs I have an
intimate table for two waiting,
345
00:20:21,270 --> 00:20:26,340
a violinist, champagne
chilling on ice, cracked crab.
346
00:20:26,408 --> 00:20:29,610
All right, give me a
boost. We're making a break.
347
00:20:29,678 --> 00:20:31,779
- Let me take this off.
- Jacket.
348
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:42,156
It's only one floor away.
349
00:20:42,224 --> 00:20:46,127
Oh, it's right over there
where that rat just went.
350
00:20:46,195 --> 00:20:47,595
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
351
00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:48,863
There's a rat. There's a rat.
352
00:20:48,931 --> 00:20:50,264
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
353
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,832
Miss... Miss... Miss Fine, it's all right.
354
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,801
Just calm down, Miss Fine.
355
00:20:53,868 --> 00:20:56,837
Just remember he's more afraid
of you than you are of him.
356
00:20:56,905 --> 00:20:58,472
Oh, I don't think so.
357
00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:00,641
Right now he's looking at my hair thinking,
358
00:21:00,709 --> 00:21:03,477
"Is that a one-bedroom or a two?"
359
00:21:05,447 --> 00:21:07,415
Pull me down. Pull me down. Pull me down.
360
00:21:07,482 --> 00:21:11,151
Oh, good news and bad news, Miss Fine.
361
00:21:11,219 --> 00:21:13,153
The bad news is you're stuck.
362
00:21:13,322 --> 00:21:16,925
Oh, well, what's the good news?
363
00:21:16,992 --> 00:21:20,327
You've got your money's
worth on that Thigh Master.
364
00:21:23,966 --> 00:21:27,268
Help!
365
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:29,069
Oh, my God.
366
00:21:29,137 --> 00:21:30,471
What? Another rat?
367
00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:34,742
Worse. There's a echo in here.
368
00:21:34,810 --> 00:21:37,878
I just heard my own voice.
369
00:21:41,550 --> 00:21:47,655
Oh, the band's beginning to play.
370
00:21:47,722 --> 00:21:52,292
Oh. How I love this song.
371
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,495
Want to dance?
372
00:21:54,562 --> 00:21:56,130
No, Miss Fine.
373
00:21:56,197 --> 00:21:59,934
If you, if you don't mind,
I'd rather sit this one out.
374
00:22:00,002 --> 00:22:02,269
Maybe I should sit out the next five years,
375
00:22:02,337 --> 00:22:04,605
then I wouldn't have
to feel this way again.
376
00:22:04,673 --> 00:22:09,210
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, don't
be so hard on yourself.
377
00:22:09,278 --> 00:22:13,547
Take it from me, you're a real catch.
378
00:22:15,150 --> 00:22:18,319
When the right woman comes along,
379
00:22:18,386 --> 00:22:22,056
believe me, you'll know it.
380
00:22:24,093 --> 00:22:26,293
Thank you, Miss Fine.
381
00:22:26,361 --> 00:22:28,896
But I'm afraid I wouldn't
know the right woman for me
382
00:22:28,964 --> 00:22:30,832
if she fell out of the sky.
383
00:22:40,766 --> 00:22:50,766
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