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Come on Ong.

Do it for Dad's apartment.

WATTANA APARTMENT

I had this place built just for you Ong.

And all I ask from you

is to take good care of it.

Yes Sir. I will take good care of this building.

You're selling the place?

I'm just using it as collateral.

That's no different. If you can't pay up,

they'll just seize it.

No matter what,

I'll make sure the building remains ours.

NOTICE OF SEIZURE

You got any work for me?

The kind that can help me get my apartment back.

Help me sell the house then. I'll pay you a 500K baht commission.

You mean the house that

you bought to flip, but it turned out to be haunted?

THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED

Come on Ong.

Come on.

TWO-STORY HOME FOR SALE

15,000,000 BAHT

HOME FOR SALE

Welcome Sir.

What makes it special,

is the classic design we gave the house.

Once you get home, you can really feel the coziness inside.

We also used earth tones for its paint colors, giving it

a warm, cozy vibe.

True. It really is as pretty as you said.

The air downstairs is nice too.

Are you alright Sir?

-Wait, Sir! -Get lost!

Sir!

-What are your thoughts? Did you like it? -Yes.

Nice and shady, isn't it Sir?

Huh?

Sir!

Ghost! There's a ghost!

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Muai!

You keep staring at her. She's all scared now.

What's your name?

My name is Huai.

-Huh? Huai? -That's right, Huai.

She fell off a mountain. Her memory is gone.

I came across her on a lottery draw date, so I call her Huai.

So anyway,

please take care of her.

You came all the way from the north

because of this?

Yeah.

And she's quite pretty too. What a shame she has lost her memory.

You can leave her here with me,

but I can't afford that much of a salary.

That's okay.

I'd love to work in exchange for just food and shelter.

Yeah.

I really have no one to rely on.

Well, that does work in my favor.

May I use the restroom please?

You've been standing there squirming

'cos you need to pee?

-Go ahead. It's back this way. -Go.

-I owe you one. -Go ahead.

Go.

-B-Back here? -Yeah.

-Tha-- -Back here.

That way. Just head straight.

Why not just go to the police?

Before she passed out, she told me

someone is trying to kill her.

-Kill her? -Right.

Are you bringing me a fugitive?

Hey! That can't be Muai.

She seems pretty trustworthy.

Look, just think of it as one big charity. Yeah?

Just wait till she remembers,

then we'll go to the police and look for her family.

Excuse me. The restroom is inside there, right?

Kid. You can see me, can't you?

You can hear me too, right?

I know

that you can see me.

Please,

leave me alone. I'm scared.

Kid, can you do me a favor?

My child just ordered a casket from this place,

but I like the pattern of that other one better.

Just forget it, buddy.

You can't sell a haunted house.

If you want to sell the house, there's only one way.

Who, me?

Who else would I be talking to?

You're here alone. Of course I'm talking to you.

The house is haunted big time.

The ghost will kill any intruders.

If you want my help,

I can perform an exorcism on the spirits in that house.

I assure you, in three days

it will be sold.

Don't doubt it till you see it.

SHAMAN PU

-Hong. -Hm?

The plane ticket is so cheap!

-Let me see. -Here!

Shall we take a family trip to Paris?

Oh right! Hold on.

They're releasing a new purse collection.

-A whole family trip though. -Yeah.

Calm down. You'll freak Ong out.

He's jobless you know. Can he really come with us?

-So compelling though. -It is pretty good.

-The price sure is great. -True!

It's so cheap!

True.

You want a bag?

Which one?

Hello?

You're buying the house?

HOME FOR SALE

The next client…

Female. Petite and fair-skinned.

Came from abroad.

Right! Female of mixed race, fair-skinned.

The house is really pretty!

It so happens I'm investing in a business in Thailand,

so I'm looking for a place to film.

Film you say?

Yes. I just happened to sign a contract

to film a series in Thailand.

She works in entertainment?

Great!

Entertainment…

SHAMAN PU

He's incredibly accurate!

How is it Ms. Nabi? Do you like it?

It's so pretty.

Please, come inside.

Yes?

Oh no!

Oh no! What should I do?!

What is it?

I can sense

some sort of energy in this house.

It's a strange feeling.

May I

consult a spiritual counselor first?

Then I'll get back to you later.

Goodbye.

Please calm down. Ms. Nabi! Ms. Nabi!

Ms. Nab--

Why did you get scared?

If you hear something,

don't mention it.

Yes, Shaman Pu.

If someone calls you,

don't respond.

Yes, Shaman Pu.

-Ong! -Yes?

Oh. Don't respond.

Alright.

Now keep your eyes focused straight ahead.

No matter what happens,

don't turn anywhere.

Okay.

Shaman! The door!

Get out!

How's that?

The wind!

Storm!

Why did the door get heavier?

It's probably broken. Never mind.

I'll use this then.

Get out!

Who said that?

Get out!

Get out!

Get out!

Why is there a man speaking?

There are actual dogs too?!

Get out now!

Toop-Hom!

Why did you come? You'll ruin our plan!

-G-Ghost… -Shaman Pu!

What is this?

Oh!

Who are you?!

-Ugh! You! -Oh! Ms. Nabi!

How did you get here?

You two know each other?

No we don't. Who are you?! Tell me!

-Brother! -What?!

Let's get out for real.

For real!

This house has ghosts for real!

Hold on.

You're working together to scam me?

Then you both--

Get out!

What was that?

All of you, get out!

All of you, get out of my house!

A ghost!

Help!

-Help! -Ms. Nabi!

Help! What?

The ghost is pulling on my shirt!

Help!

-Help! -Hey you! Don't go! The house is haunted.

Hey you! Hey!

Help!

I can't breathe.

I can't breathe!

The ghost is pulling on my shirt. Quick!

-Thank you! -It's not a ghost. Your shirt got caught.

Stupid little nail!

You wouldn't want to go in there.

There are ghosts for real. For real!

Quick. Don't go.

Come on. Quick. Come with me.

Come with me!

Oh, snap!

Are you with them?

Kid, you can see me, right?

Can you do me a favor?

I really can't help anyone at this point.

Ever since I started seeing you all,

I've had trouble sleeping.

Who is she talking to?

Or is it…

Then why don't you stop and listen for a bit

to hear what kind of help they need?

I'll make merit for your sake. Just rest in peace, okay?

Hold on.

Hold on!

You…

can talk to ghosts?

Can you do me a favor? Please?

Hold on!

I just want to sell this house, but it has ghosts in it.

Could you please tell them to leave?

I can't help you. You should find someone else.

Hold on!

You…

What's the matter? Get up!

Those two faked being a shaman and took all my money.

Selling this house is my only way out.

Please help me. I beg you.

Then I'll promise to help you with whatever you need.

Please help me.

A ghost!

Toop-Hom! It's just you? I thought you were a ghost!

Let go! I can't breathe!

You coward!

Running away like a dog! You didn't even bother to help me!

You said yourself it was a real ghost.

What could I have done then?

Alright!

I'm sorry! You happy now?

If we can't fool this one,

then just forget it. We'll go find another one.

But Chang,

it's still bugging me.

What now?

Just now, when I got stuck at the house,

the woman who helped me…

her face is really familiar!

How did it go?

He will let you sell the house.

-Really? -But with a condition.

What condition?

They are Ake's ashes.

On the day I moved, I forgot to check

to make sure I would bring him with me.

But how did you know

that I hadn't brought his ashes back with me?

You might not believe this,

but there is this woman

who helped me talk to Ake's ghost.

On the day you moved, the movers knocked over the urn by accident,

so his ashes remained there at the house.

Oh! I found it!

He didn't let you sell the house because he was afraid he wouldn't

get to go back to his wife and kids,

since they had moved to another province.

Then why didn't his ghost just follow his family there?

Because…

he couldn't really leave the area.

And is he here now?

I don't know,

and I don't know what the condition was.

That's why I wanted you to come and pick his ashes up yourself.

Long time no see. Are you all doing fine?

Everyone's doing fine. Don't you worry.

We will miss you always.

Can you see him too?

No,

but I can feel him.

WATTANA APARTMENT

TENG TOONCHAROENWATTANA OCT, 22, 1964 - OCT, 15, 2020

Please thank the woman who helped talk to his ghost for me.

Of course.

CHEQUE 500,000

It's like your dad is smiling.

He's probably proud. I think this was the very first job you've pulled off.

Maybe I was born to do this…

To do what normal people can't.

A realtor for haunted houses.

Speaking of that woman,

can she really talk to ghosts?

You!

You…

What favor are you asking this time?

Thank you for helping me see my wife again, Kid.

Tip! Watch out!

Tip!

Tip…

What?

Toop-Hom, look.

Chang,

that's the woman I told you about. Ring any bells?

She's so familiar, as if

we've been together at an event or something.

Or maybe we're just overthinking things.

Women these days all look similar.

Where's the stuff?

-Lt. Tip! -Lt. Tip!

We're screwed!

MUAI'S CASKETS

Well, well.

You like giving alms, don't you?

Oh, I…

I'm doing it in the name of someone else.

I see.

How lovely. So well-behaved and devout.

That's great. Your deceased relatives would be blessed.

I should go offer a libation now.

Right.

-You! -You!

How did you get here?

Have you been following me?

I remember the back of your T-shirt saying Muai's Caskets.

MUAI'S CASKETS

You work here?

Your commission.

Take it.

You talked to Ake's ghost for me.

Without you, I'd still be…

trying to sell it in vain.

And I came here today

because I want to start a business with you.

A real estate agency selling only haunted houses.

Here's my number.

I'll wait for your call.

Gotta go now.

So you can communicate with ghosts!

But when did you start seeing them?

As soon as I came to.

But I really can't remember anything.

Until…

Can you do me a favor?

Thank you for helping me see my wife again, Kid.

Tip?

Yes. Tip is my name.

Yesterday, after I helped the man talk to the ghost,

suddenly I could remember my name.

Then it means that as you keep helping ghosts…

you'll gradually remember?

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Back then, why was she hunting us to the point

where we had to run away and hide?

And if we can remember her,

why can't she remember us? Think about it.

I think she's lost her memory.

What are you two doing?

Why did you come here?

To buy caskets of course! Let me measure.

-Here, how wide is it? -My chest is 48 inches.

And your belly--

Hey! I'm not dead yet!

Come back here when I'm dead, yeah? We should get going.

-Goodbye. -Right.

Hold on!

Do you think you can get away just like that after scamming someone?

Think I can't remember you two? Huh?

Y-You can remember us?

The phony shaman gang with the house sale scam, right?

What a relief.

Then we're going!

Where are you taking us?!

You reap what you sow. Come!

Chang!

Please forgive me.

I did it because

he told me to!

You got any work for me?

The kind that can help me get my apartment back.

Help me sell the house.

If you can sell it,

I'll pay you a 500K baht commission.

Five hundred thousand?

Wait a second. You mean the house that

you bought to flip, but it turned out to be haunted?

-Yeah. -Then no!

You know I'm scared of ghosts.

You want your dad's apartment back, don't you?

Fine. I'll do it.

Come on Ong. Do it for Dad's apartment.

We will lead that idiot to believe we've expelled the ghosts.

Then we'll ask for a little fee

when he can sell the house.

THIS HOUSE IS HAUNTED

I'm sorry.

As for the money, we don't have any to pay you back.

That's okay. You don't need to.

I already got money from selling the house.

Hey you!

I brought these two for you to deal with them.

Are you not going to at all?

It's fine. They're probably in trouble too,

otherwise they wouldn't have to scam people like this.

-May I be excused? -Yes, yes.

Toop-Hom.

You heard that? They must be plotting something.

Not only has Lt. Tip gone loopy,

now she has amnesia and she's seeing ghosts.

We'll settle here

and have her help us find Kai's ring!

You're so smart!

I accept. I'll work with you.

-My name is Ong. -I'm Tip.

-Hey! -Hey!

You're making a big move. Your company can't just have two people.

You need lots of people so your company seems prestigious.

Don't tell me you're letting them onto the team!

I didn't invite them!

Sorry I deceived you.

But I had to do it because…

Because…

is falling ill from kidney disease.

Quit it with all this drama!

Who on earth would believe you?

Please allow me to let them join.

Wait. You actually buy that?

Up to you then. Go ahead.

Brother!

Boss,

thank you so much!

I promise never to let you down Boss.

What did you just call me?

-Our boss, our handsome boss. -Our boss, our handsome boss.

Our super kind boss.

Come here Boss.

We can do it Boss.

To own a business, you need an office.

And Tip happens to be working with me,

so just rent my building, yeah?

Otherwise, I won't let her work with you.

Okay then. Thank you so much.

Right. Here's the key.

Thank you.

Thank you. You've brought me both live and dead clients.

There are two rooms upstairs. The master bedroom has AC and its own bathroom.

But what should we name the company?

Down.

-Down. Up, up! -Up?

Up a bit more.

-Up more? -Down.

-Down? -Up.

-Up? -Up. Up a bit more.

Is it up or down?!

Make up your mind!

Okay. Okay, there.

-Got it yet? -Got it?

We got it Toop-Hom.

Finally, we've officially got ourselves a company.

WATTANA APARTMENT

Dad!

Why are you in here? Get out!

Dad! I'm sorry.

You caused the apartment I gave you

to be seized.

You drove me to suicide.

Now you must pay!

Dad!

Dad…

I'm sorry Dad!

I promise I'll buy the apartment you bought for me back.

I'm sorry Dad.

Ong, can someone like you really afford to do so?

You only need to remember the incantations to expel me,

and you can't even do that!

I'm already dead.

Do you want me to die of a broken heart again?

Fine then.

I'm taking you with me to death.

Dad, I'm sorry! Don't!

Dad, don't!

For crying out loud!

Is it that hard to find a cleaning lady?

What's the matter?

Kanti, who was renting a house from me,

he suddenly had a heart attack at home.

So I've been looking for a cleaner, but they all ran.

But… you can see ghosts, can't you?

Would you talk to him for me?

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Subtitle translation by: Ramil Natnitiwitaya