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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf who's your friend when things get rough? ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf can't do a little, ♪

♪ 'cause he can't do enough. ♪

♪ Once upon a summertime, just a dream from yesterday. ♪

♪ A boy and his magic golden flute heard a boat ♪

♪ from off the bay. ♪

♪ Come and play with me Jimmy, come and play with me ♪

♪ And I will take you on a trip far across the sea. ♪

♪ But the boat belonged to a kooky ole witch ♪

♪ who had in mind the flute to snitch. ♪

♪ From her Vroom Broom in the sky ♪

♪ She watched her plans materialize. ♪

♪ She waved her wand, the beautiful boat was gone. ♪

♪ The skies grew dark, the sea grew rough, ♪

♪ And the boat sailed on, and on, and on, ♪

♪ And on, and on, and on. ♪

♪ But Pufnstuf was watching too ♪

♪ And knew exactly what to do. ♪

♪ He saw the witch's bold attack ♪

♪ and as the boy was fighting back ♪

♪ He called his rescue racer crew as often they'd rehearse ♪

♪ And off to save the boy they flew. ♪

♪ But who would get there first? ♪

♪ But now the boy had washed ashore ♪

♪ Puf arrived to save the day. ♪

♪ Which made the witch so mad and sore ♪

♪ She shook her fist and screamed away. ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf who's your friend when things get rough? ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough. ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf he's your friend when things get rough. ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough. ♪

- That's right. Yes, I'd like to order two boxes of candy.

Hold it a minute, Pop Lolly.

Hi Jimmy. Where are you going?

- Just going for a walk. Will you watch him for me?

- Jimmy, I'll go with you.

- Golly. What's wrong with him, Freddy?

- I think he's kind of homesick, especially today.

You see, it's his birthday.

- His birthday? Jumpin' jellybeans,

why didn't he say somethin'? Excuse me a minute, Freddy.

Pop Lolly, you still there? Good.

Say, did you know it's Jimmy's birthday?

His birthday? Golly, why don't we give him a party?

- Wilikers, that's a nifty idea.

We can make it a surprise party.

- That'd be great.

- Marvelous. And I'll supply all the goodies.

- Terrific. Wait a minute, Pop Lolly,

how much is it gonna cost me?

Don't worry, I'll give you my special mayor's discount rate.

Now, let's see, I'll serve gum drops,

and licorice, and peppermint sticks,

and red pepper candy

- Hey, how's the phone tap going?

- Seymour, you little creep, wake up the witch, quick.

Have I got news for her.

- Okay, number two will do.

Hey, Chiefy, get up.

Get up.

- What is it? What, what, what?

- I'll tell you. I'll tell you.

Ugly Orson's listening in on the telephone calls.

- A wire tap? - Good.

What an evil way to start the day.

I love it. I love, I love it.

- Hey. Chiefy, wait, stop.

Why should I? I'm the boss around here.

Ow, that bent my beak.

Oh, come here Seymour dear.

Don't be afraid I won't hurt you.

What is it, Chiefy?

- Take that you spooky spider,

next time warn me before I smash my snoot.

- Boy, She is a mean rotten lady.

But I kinda like her.

- What's going on you bird brain?

Who are you listening to? Gimme that.

- Ooh,You almost pulled my head off.

- You'd look better that way. Now shut up while I eavesdrop.

- You're always grabbing things, always grabbing.

- There's no one on here.

- They must have hung up.

I heard Pufnstuf say he's giving

a surprise party for Jimmy's birthday.

- A Surprise party for Jimmy's birthday, eh?

Well, we'll make it a real surprise.

We'll all go to the party.

- But my evil Empress, we can't go to his party.

- Why not?

- We don't have time to get a gift.

- A gift? You fricassee freak. I'm not going bring a gift.

I'm going to take one.

This is my one big chance to swipe the golden flute.

Now wait here until I check security.

- I sure hope this nice walk will cheer you up, Jimmy.

Yeah

- Gee fellas, I'm sorry. It's just that, well,

you know it's my birthday today.

And well, you know being away from my-

- Your birthday? Gosh Jimmy, I'm sure sorry, I didn't know.

- Oh, that's okay Pufnstuf,

no one else knows on Living Island either.

- It's just as well.

You're probably too grown up for birthday parties anyway.

Oh my Jimmy, we are coming

to a very secret part of the forest

as Mayor, I'm afraid I'll have to blindfold you.

You too, Freddy.

- Blindfold. I don't understand. Why?

- Sorry, Jimmy. It's government property.

It's too secret to even tell you.

Okay, there we are. Now, no peeking now, Jimmy.

Happy Birthday! Surprise!

- But, I thought no one knew it was my birthday.

Who told you? Freddy, was it you?

- Don't blame me, I just told Pufnstuf.

- Pufnstuf, you arranged it all.

- Well, I just made a few phone calls.

Oh, hey!

- Sorry Freddy, did we squash you?

- Anybody wanna buy a tall thin flute?

- That Freddy's a riot.

- Congratulations, Jimmy. Happy birthday.

- Isn't it wonderful. I just love surprise parties.

- Please, hold it, please.

I know you all wanna show Jimmy how much you like him,

but as mayor I would like to say a few words.

- Sorry Mayor, but it's party time, not a speech time.

Come on everybody. Let's wing it out. Wing it.

♪ A bottle of cheer drops. A basket of blue skies. ♪

♪ A box of new mornings on which you can play. ♪

♪ Yes, this is the day you should always remember, ♪

♪ For this is the day we give wishes away. ♪

♪ I didn't know you knew it 'fore, I tried to keep it hid. ♪

♪ You really shouldn't have done it, ♪

♪ but I'm awfully glad you did. ♪

♪ As I recall the other years and all they had in store ♪

♪ I've never gotten anything so really great before as ♪

♪ A Bucket of sunshine, a barrel of rainbows, ♪

♪ a bushel of good luck, I just want to say, ♪

♪ That this is a day that we'll always remember ♪

♪ This wonderful day we gave wishes away. ♪

♪ This wonderful day we gave wishes away. ♪

♪ This wonderful day we gave wishes away. ♪

♪ This wonderful day we gave wishes away. ♪

♪ This wonderful day we gave wishes away. ♪

- I don't know how to thank you all.

Goodies For everybody.

- All right, those goody two shoes

have enjoyed themselves long enough. Time to go to work

Yeah, work.

- Shut up and listen.

Now, we came here to steal the golden flute. Right?

- Right.

- And we can't go in there in these duds, right?

Right.

What are you, some kind of an echo?

- Oh goody, goody, we get to wear a disguise again.

What is it going to be, oh miracle workers?

- Squash and cabbage, turnips and peas,

make three lemons out of us please.

- The Three Lemons, goody!

Dances and songs to please the throngs.

- This is gonna be a gas.

- What's that?

- Take a smell.

- That's, that's, that is a gas

- Right you are my pretty, laughing gas.

I can promise you one thing.

This party's gonna be a lot of laughs.

- Rage on Green Man.

How about a cat laying down some jive on you?

- Yeah, groovy?

- Solid, Jack.

- Who are you?

- We're the three lemons.

You mean to say you never heard any of our records?

Man, are you from squaresville?

- Yeah, cool it baby

- Man, are you out of it?

- Well, it's a party and everyone's welcome.

Attention, Everyone. We have some entertainment for you.

The three lemons. Here they are.

- Terrific!

- You got it baby. Stand back while I blow some cool on you.

A one, a two, a three.

♪ Ice ♪

♪ Cold ♪

♪ Lemon ♪

♪ Ice cold lemonade ♪

- Hey, it worked Chiefy.

- What do we do now?

- First, we get out of these dumb outfits.

Now, watch how simple this is.

You won't mind if I take Freddy for a while, will you?

- Take him as long as you want, you old hag.

- I'd love to go with you.

This is the easiest snack I ever made.

- Say, this is a million laughs.

- Yeah, this sure is a fun crowd.

Come on, Seymour, let's go.

Orson, here's my horn, there's an

extra supply of laughing gas in it.

- What shall I do with it, my queen of evil?

- If anyone wakes up, give them the shot.

- I'm off to the toot with my flute.

Come on, Freddy dear. Bye, Everybody.

- Leave it to me, Chiefy.

- Freddy went off the witch, isn't it funny?

Funny? It's hysterical.

Oh, oh, oh my. Oh.

- I'd better give Dr. Blinky another shot of gas.

Let's see. Oh, here's the button.

- Hmm. That's funny, nothing happened.

Don't tell me I'm out of gas.

- Oh good, it works for a moment I thought-

holy dumb dumb, I gassed myself.

Oh boy. This is a riot.

When the witch finds out She'll kill me.

- Heaven to Betsy,

that laughing gas knocked everyone out cold.

My goodness, I better get out

my special magic get 'em up horn.

Oh, let's see now.

Oh, here it is.

Let's see if I remember.

In order for my magic, get 'em up horn to work.

Place it in my mouth and shout the following magic words.

Get up, everybody. Get up. Feel up.

What? Where are we?

- It worked. It worked.

Everybody up. Everybody up.

- What? What happened?

- Gosh, that witch sure hit us with a spell.

Are you all right Jimmy?

I'm okay, but where's Freddy?

Freddy?

Freddy?

Jimmy, I'm afraid the witch got him.

- Me and my darn birthday.

Well, let's not stand here. Let's go after him.

- Wait just a darn minute, Jimmy. Let's think first.

We've got to have a plan do you hear?

- Goodness gracious, look what I found.

Get up there, you.

- Oh my.

- The witch's stooge, Orson.

Look at him, he's covered with red spots.

- What, red spots? He fell into a dish of candy.

Candy?

- Candy?

Why, you're right. It is candy

My diagnosis would've been measles.

- Who cares?

We're gonna get into the witch's castle and rescue Freddy.

- Measles? Measles. That's it.

If it could fool us, it could fool the witch.

- My goodness.

- Alarm clock. Come here right away, please.

- What is it, Mayor?

- I want you to run to the witch's castle right now

and spread the word that there's an epidemic.

- But, Orson's only got candy spots.

- You know it and I know it but the witch doesn't know it.

On your way.

- Okay, mayor, here I go. Epidemic, epidemic.

Run for your lives epidemic.

By the way what's the name of the epidemic?

- Call it red-spot-itis. Spread the word.

- Redspotitis? Good, I like that.

- Epidemic. Redspotitis. Danger, danger. Redspotitis.

- I still don't understand.

How is that gonna help us get in the witch's castle?

- Besides being mayor, I also happen to be head

of the Department of Health.

- Alarm. Alarm. Redspotitis. Redspotitis.

Alarm. Alarm. Redspotitis. Alarm. Alarm. Alarm.

- All right my little tooty pooty.

How you like your little cagey wagey?

- You don't scare me.

- Scare you? I don't want to scare you.

I want to make you happy. Just the two of us together.

Come on my little golden flute,

Sing a little song for me.

- I'll never sing for you. Never.

- You won't eh? All right. I'll starve you till you do.

By the way, what do flutes eat anyway?

- Oh, Witchiepoo, Witchiepoo. You'll never believe happened.

- What happened?

- Well, you see I was-

- Are those red spots on your face.

- Red spots. Where? Where? Where?

- You goofy goose. You look like you got the measles.

Do you look a sight.

- Measles? I'm too old for measles.

- Hear ye, hear ye, big epidemic, redspotitis. Danger.

Hear ye, redspotitis, looks a lot like measles,

but it's much worse.

Anyone, with redspotitis is

quarantined by order of Mayor Pufnstuf.

Epidemic. Epidemic. Redspotitis. Alarm. Alarm. Alarm.

Alarm. Alarm.

- Ooh, did you hear that? Redspotitis? Just like measles?

Only worse. Help me. Help me.

- Don't you touch me. You're sick.

You've got redspotitis. Stay away.

- Goodness. What's that?

Danger. Redspotitis.

Epidemic. Epidemic.

Danger. Epidemic.

Make way for the Mayor's disaster team.

Redspotitis. Danger

- Redspotitis? I'm getting out of here.

- Me too. We've got to shake loose.

- I'm shaking, I'm shaking.

- Save me. Help me.

- The castle is falling, the castle is falling.

- Do something, Witchiepoo, do something.

- You're contagious, get away from me, you sicky.

- The castle's falling, let me out of here.

- Help, Witchiepoo.

- Get off of me. Get off of me you're sick.

- Epidemic. Redspotitis.

- Make way for the mayor's disaster team.

- Get him out, he's sick.

- I'm the epidemic doctor. Oh, you look terrible.

Oh quick, quick, into bed.

- Hold it there, you quack. There's nothing wrong with me.

- No talking, please, this is very serious.

- Doctor. Ooh, doctor. Nevermind her.

I'm the sick one. Help me. Help me.

- Heavens. Look at those spots.

- It's redspotitis. Doctor, quick!

- What is it? What is it?

Oh, this is the worst case I've ever seen.

Stretcher bearers, stretcher bearers!

Where are the-, Oh, there you are.

Take this poor bird to the ambulance.

Hurry. He's pretty far gone.

- Doctor, Doctor, will I be all right? Will I live?

- You call this living? Out, out.

- What's going on here, exactly, doctor?

There's nothing wrong with me.

- Hold. Hold it there just a darn minute.

Ms. Witch, you are quarantined by order of the mayor.

That's me. And by the head of the Board of Health.

That's me too.

- Thank goodness you're here.

- Play along with this Freddy, act sick.

- Right? Jimmy? Oh!

- Doctor, we have another redspotitis case. A very bad one.

- Oh. Oh.

- Oh my goodness. Very sick, very sick.

Stretcher bearers, stretcher bearers.

Take him out quick. He's got advanced spotitis.

Look at him. He's so sick.

The spots made holes in his little body.

- Oh

Hurry, hurry.

- Get me outta here. I'm sick.

- Wait, what about me?

- Stop, bring back my flute. Stop you flute grabbers.

- Goodness gracious, you've got 110.

That's a lot of temperature. You are liable to explode.

You're blowing up.

Too bad, good luck.

- We've got to get out of here. Heave.

- Ho.

- Heave.

- Ho.

- This is all your fault you polka dotted pigeon.

You and those stupid red spots.

Your spots come off.

It's candy. Candy.

We've been tricked.

- Oh. Oh. I'm saved. I'm saved.

It's only candy. I'm going to be all right. Hooray. Hooray.

- We're saved. Saved. Oh goody, goody, gumdrops.

- Hurry up everybody. Hurry.

- Hey, look at Kling. He's playing a redspotitis joke on us.

- Kling and Clang, wipe that candy off your face.

You're not fooling anybody.

- Hold it, hold it. Oh, goodness gracious.

That's not candy.

This time it's really redspotitis.

♪ A bucket of sunshine, a barrel of rainbows ♪

♪ A bushel of good luck, I just want to say ♪

♪ That this is the day that we'll always remember ♪

♪ This wonderful day we gave wishes away. ♪

♪ This wonderful day we gave wishes away. ♪

♪ This wonderful day we gave wishes away. ♪

♪ This wonderful day we gave wishes away. ♪

♪ This wonderful day we gave wishes away. ♪

♪ I got, you got, everybody you got, someone who cares ♪

♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf, ♪

♪ where you go when things get rough. ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, well he can't do a little ♪

♪ 'cause he can't do enough. ♪

- See you next week.

I sure hope so.