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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ Once upon a summertime ♪

♪ Just a dream from yesterday ♪

♪ A boy and his magic golden flute ♪

♪ Heard a boat from off the bay ♪

♪ Come and play with me, Jimmy ♪

♪ Come and play with me ♪

♪ And I will take you on a trip far across the sea ♪

♪ But the boat belonged to a kooky old witch ♪

♪ Who had in mind the flute to snitch ♪

♪ From her Vroom Broom in the sky ♪

♪ She watched her plans materialize ♪

♪ She waved her wand ♪

♪ The beautiful boat was gone ♪

♪ The skies grew dark ♪

♪ The sea grew rough ♪

♪ And the boat sailed on and on and on and on and on and on ♪

♪ But Pufnstuf was watching too ♪

♪ And knew exactly what to do ♪

♪ He saw the witch's bold attack ♪

♪ And as the boy was fighting back ♪

♪ He called his rescue racer crew ♪

♪ As often they'd rehearsed ♪

♪ And off to save the boy they flew ♪

♪ But who would get there first? ♪

♪ But now the boy had washed ashore ♪

♪ Puf arrived to save the day ♪

♪ Which made the witch so mad and sore ♪

♪ She shook her fist and screamed away ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

- Jimmy, Jimmy, hurry, I got a telegram.

- Boy, this sure beats the stairs.

What's all the excitement about Pufnstuf?

- I'll tell him, I'll tell him.

Pufnstuf's sister is a movie star.

She's coming to Living Island.

They're gonna make a movie here, a real movie.

- Well, you heard old motor mouth.

That's it.

- Terrific! I've never seen a movie being made.

- Hey, Jimmy, maybe we can even be in it.

- Gosh, do you think we could, Pufnstuf?

- Well, I don't know for sure.

- I guess Cling and Clang wanna be in a movie, too.

They'd make a couple of great musketeers.

- I bet there's a part for me in the picture.

To be or not to be.

- Will you all stop?

Right now, we've got to arrange a big reception.

- I'll spread the word.

Farewell, parting is such sweet sorrow.

- Gosh, Pufnstuf, this is exciting.

I can't wait to meet your sister.

- Oh, you'll like her, she's a real doll.

Come on, Jimmy,

if we're gonna give her a welcome home party,

we've got work to do.

- Greetings, Shirley, how's my little sister?

- Just fine, Puffy, good to see you!

- You hear that, Shirley?

They love you, they love you!

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to welcome

the first lady of motion pictures,

and my very own sister,

let's hear it for Miss Shirley Pufnstuf.

Yay!

- Thank you, thank you, thank you,

and again, thank you.

I would not be what I am today,

a famous, rich, and a big, marvelous, wonderful,

gigantic movie star if it wasn't for this man,

my producer,

Akim Toadenoff.

Yay! Yay, yay!

- Thank you, my little furry friends.

She may be the First Lady, but I am boss of First Lady.

- And now I'd like to sing one of my songs.

Yay!

- Atta girl, Shirley! That's my little sister.

♪ I'm so happy to be here ♪

♪ And I just wanted to say ♪

♪ To all you beautiful people ♪

♪ You've made this a beautiful day ♪

♪ Just seeing your beautiful faces ♪

♪ Has been such a beautiful thrill ♪

♪ I'd like to do a beautiful dance ♪

♪ In fact, I think I will ♪

♪ Oh, aren't I marvelous ♪

♪ Oh, there's no one like me ♪

♪ So though we may be far apart ♪

♪ It's true, oo, oo ♪

♪ I'd like to hear and now announce ♪

♪ That down deep where it really counts ♪

♪ That beautiful me loves beautiful you ♪

♪ Come on Jimmy, join me ♪

♪ Oh, magnificent together ♪

♪ So though we may be far apart, it's true, oo, oo ♪

♪ We'd like to hear and now announce ♪

♪ That down deep where it really counts ♪

♪ That beautiful me loves beautiful you ♪

- Gosh almighty, little sister,

you sure do dance up a storm. Golly!

And you, Jimmy, you sure surprised me.

- It was excellent, brilliant, stupendous.

Also good.

- Thank you, sir.

- How would you like to be in the picture with Shirley?

I will make you a big star, who is this boy?

- This is my friend, Jimmy.

- Toadenoff the Great, shakes your hand,

lucky you.

- Yes sir, I am.

And this is my friend, Freddy.

- How do you do, sir?

Can I be in your picture, too?

- A talking flute? You can be in picture too.

The great Toadenoff loves you all.

- Hey, we're going to be in pictures!

- Wonderful. - Watch me.

- Looks like everyone on Living Island

wants to be in a movie.

- I'll bet when the witch hears about it,

she'll wanna be in it too.

Jimmy, that's it.

- What's it?

- We'll make sure the witch gets in the movie.

While the witch is here, I'll keep her busy.

Then you sneak into the castle and grab her Vroom Broom

And then zoom, home you go.

- Movie time, movie time.

Stars, extras, and stand-ins wanted for moving picture,

Come one, come all.

You don't have to go far to be a star.

Movie time, movie time, movie time,

movie time, movie time.

- I was born to be a movie star.

Seymour, make me beautiful.

- Ooh, Witchiepoo, you think there's enough time?

- How do you like that timing, my feathered friend?

- Hey, Witchiepoo,

how do you expect me to reach you?

With a ladder?

- Well, lower the chair you silly spider.

Lower the chair, and quick!

- Right, Witchiepoo.

- Hurry, I'm going to be a star.

Stop! Help!

Get me outta here!

Stop this!

Stop it! Will you stop?

- Now, that's funny, Witchiepoo.

You ought to do that comedy routine for the movie.

- You want a comedy routine?

I'll give you a comedy routine.

It looks like I'll have to make myself beautiful.

Alkazam, Alkazar, make me a gorgeous movie star.

- I'm going to wait until Mother's Day

and sock it to her!

- Cut, print, you were great. Wonderful!

That scene was magnificent, stupendous, fantastic.

- You were great in that last scene, Jimmy.

- Thanks. Any sign of the witch yet?

- She'll be here, you can bet on that.

- That's what I'm afraid of.

- She doesn't know it, but it's all arranged.

She's going to be Shirley's stand-in.

- What's a stand-in?

- She gets pushed around pretty good

while the star takes it easy.

It's a rough job, and take it from me,

it's going to be even rougher on her.

I'm really gonna sock it to her.

- Mr. Mayor, Mr. Mayor, alarm, alarm.

She's coming, she's coming, the witch is coming.

She really is coming, the witch is coming,

she's coming, she's coming.

- Oh, Jimmy, I'm scared, hide me.

- It's all right Freddy,

I won't let anything happen to you.

- Better take off, Jimmy.

- There she is.

- Pardon me, miss, but this is a closed set.

- I beg your pardon?

My name is Lola Lalapalooza, I'm your new star.

- Oh, wonderful, you're just in time.

We need you right away.

- Of course you do, you dear boy.

- Gosh, please ma'am, wait here, we'll call you.

- Quiet on the set!

Ready everyone, all right, let's go for the take.

Lights, camera,

action!

- Here I am, night after night, alone,

always alone. Waiting for him to come back.

Waiting, waiting.

Oh, please let him come back, please.

- Cut! Print it!

- Cut, print it.

- You are just marvelous, my little apple strudel.

Adorable, beautiful, sensational.

- But was I good?

- Good? No. Great? Yes.

You were inspirational, a lesson to the world.

Sit down my little blinsky,

while I get ready for a new shot.

Stand-in!

- That's you, miss.

- Are you sure this is how

you get to be a big movie star?

- It sure is, this is your big chance,

don't goof it up!

Stand in!

Stand in!

Makeup!

Makeup!

- Coming, coming. Makeup.

Ready on the set!

Ready on the set!

- Were you watching Jimmy? I really socked it to her.

- I see how you're keeping the witch busy.

Should I go to the castle and get the Vroom Broom now?

- No, not yet, I'll tell you when.

- Come, my darling little lamb chop.

We will make your close-up now.

- Did you say close-up?

That's all kid, beat it!

All right, quiet on the set.

- Quiet on the set.

- Forgive me, Toady,

but those lights hurt my eyes.

- Stand-in,

I'll fix it right away, my little blintz.

- That's all kid, beat it.

Makeup!

- Makeup.

- The script, let me see the script.

I have to change a scene, let me see here.

- Makeup.

- Go, Jimmy, now!

Take her cape and this makeup kit and hurry.

I'll keep her busy.

- Gosh, Pufnstuf, I guess this is goodbye.

- No time for goodbyes, Jimmy, I'll write to you.

Hurry now.

- At least when I capture the witch's broom,

it'll make life easier for all of you.

- Don't you worry about us,

you take good care of yourself.

Goodbye Freddy, take care of Jimmy.

- I sure will, thanks for everything, Puf.

- Bye-bye, boys.

- He is putting on the witch's nose.

Dear me, who would want a face like that?

- Look like old squaw me leave behind.

She was so ug-ug-ugly.

- Jimmy, you look so much like the witch,

I'm getting frightened.

- Nothing to worry about Freddy,

it's still me under here.

- Here, sit down my fluffy little angel cake,

rest while I get ready for next shot.

Stand-in! - Stand-in!

- No, no, not again.

I'm the star, not a stand-in! Stop that, let me go.

- Makeup! - Makeup!

- Makeup.

- Freddy, we're coming to the witch's evil trees.

You better be real quiet.

- All right, Jimmy. But be careful.

- Hi there, Miss Witch.

- How dare you speak to me without permission.

I have a good mind to turn you into a telephone pole.

- Please Miss Witch, not a telephone pole,

anything but that.

I couldn't stand all that buzzing in my ears.

- Oh, well let's just watch that, Buster.

- Witchiepoo, do you have a sore throat?

Your voice sure sounds funny.

- Oh, yeah, well see how funny this is.

- Ow!

- That's just for openers.

How would you all like termites in your trunk?

Get me mad and I really zap you.

- Ooh, ooh, ooh, I think that I shall never see

a witch that acts as nutty as she.

What's the matter, Chief? You got problems?

- Outta my way, all of you.

Or I'll turn you into cream of mushroom soup.

- Okay, okay, take it easy, boss.

We just thought you needed help.

- I don't need your help,

well don't just stand there.

Go poison somebody.

- Make up!

- Now just a second, where am I going to?

- Makeup.

- Five o'clock. Time to quit, it's five o'clock.

- That's it for today. It's a wrap, everybody.

I, Toadenoff the Great, say to you all, good night.

- Good night, Toadie.

- My cape, it's missing!

And my wand, someone's stolen my magic wand!

Where is it?

I tell you,

there's a bigger thief on this island than I am.

Drat, drat, and more drat.

- Hi there, you were just marvelous in that last scene.

Can I have your autograph?

- Don't butter me up, you jolly green dumb-dumb.

- Jolly green dumb-dumb, why, you're the witch.

- You better believe!

Someone stole my cape and my wand,

and I bet it was your friend Jimmy.

Outta my way.

- Just a minute, Miss Witch.

There's something I'd like to talk to you about.

- And while we're talking,

Jimmy is probably stealing my jet broom to escape.

Oh, I'm onto you, you lumpy lizard.

Outta my way!

Do you realize you're attacking a woman?

- A woman? I never think of you as a woman,

I think of you as a witch.

- That's my occupation.

But underneath it all, I'm still a woman.

- Gee whiz, you're right, miss Witch,

sorry about that.

You see, I was taught never to fight with a woman.

- Of course you were, my sweet boy.

- Let's be friends and make up.

- Make up!

Fool around with me, will 'ya?

- Hang on Freddy, here we go.

- Castle, castle, above the ground,

who's the most beautiful witch around?

- I dunno who you are,

but after that hag that just went in,

you're gorgeous.

- Well, thank you. Finally.

What hag? Where? Where?

It was that brat, Jimmy.

Why did you let him in, you boob?

Take that, you dummy.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

- Come on, come on, hurry, hurry.

We have to rescue Jimmy from the castle

before the witch gets there.

All aboard.

- Give me a good smile, Shirley,

my little puffnick.

I am going to film the big chase for the movie. Smile.

- Hurry, hurry, hurry.

- Jimmy, did you find the Vroom Broom yet?

- No, Freddy, I wonder where she keeps it.

- Hi, Witchiepoo.

- Shut up until you're spoken to, dummy.

- Where's my double bended wand?

Where is it?

Oh, here's my little beauty.

Overhead spirit, underground elf,

turn me back to my evil self.

Where's Seymour?

- Coming Witchiepoo.

- Here we are, Chiefy.

- Jimmy is in the castle disguised as me

and he's trying to steal my Vroom Broom.

After him, after him, after him!

- Right, Chiefy, let's split.

- Shirley, my strudel.

Smile, you're on Toadenoff's camera!

- Freddy, I found the Vroom Broom!

How am I gonna get this thing started?

Well, no.

- Hurry Jimmy, let's get it started.

- That isn't it.

The witch!

- I've got you now, my young bucko.

- Stand back, I'll let you have it!

- Oh yeah, steal my face, will ya?

- Careful or I'll zap you.

- What am I wasting my time for? Take that!

And that!

- You missed Witchiepoo!

- Give it to him, Witchiepoo. - Give it to him, Witchiepoo.

- You asked for it!

- You're rooting for the wrong witch, dummies.

Get him, grab him, don't let him get away!

Take that!

They're getting away, stop them, stop!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Fire, fire!

Oh, my beautiful Vroom Broom!

Fire, fire.

hit the vroom broom.

- It's burning, help.

- Hurry, Jimmy, hurry, come on.

- Vroom Broom is wrecked.

- Who cares!

The main thing is, you and Freddy are safe.

Let's get out of here.

- Stop, wait, Jimmy, go back.

- What for?

- I need more action, more action, take two!

- Wait a minute, Toadenoff.

Oh no, you don't, Jimmy, come on.

We have to get out of here.

- Wait, this is the finish of my picture.

I need somebody in it.

- How about me, I'm ready for my closeup.

- Come back, don't go! Wait for me.

- I broke my Vroom Broom.

♪ You got someone who loves you ♪

♪ You got someone who cares ♪

♪ You got someone who picks you up ♪

♪ If ever you need a repair ♪

♪ You got someone who'll take the time ♪

♪ To listen to your prayers ♪

♪ I got, you got, everybody do got someone who cares ♪

♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Where'd you go when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ You can't do a little 'cause you can't do enough ♪

♪ Whoa, I've got, you got, everybody do got ♪

♪ Someone who cares by the name of ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Where'd you go when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Well, you can't do a little 'cause you can't do enough ♪

- See you next week.

- Keep those cards and letters coming.