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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ Who's your friend
when things get rough ♪
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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ Can't do a little 'cause
he can't do enough ♪
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♪ Once upon a summertime ♪
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♪ Just a dream from yesterday ♪
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♪ A boy and his
magic golden flute ♪
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♪ Heard a boat
from off the bay ♪
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♪ Come and play with me, Jimmy ♪
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♪ Come and play with me ♪
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♪ And I will take you on a
trip far across the sea ♪
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♪ But the boat belonged
to a kooky old witch ♪
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♪ Who had in mind
the flute to snitch ♪
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♪ From her Vroom
Broom in the sky ♪
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♪ She watched her
plans materialize ♪
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♪ She waved her wand ♪
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♪ The beautiful boat was gone ♪
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♪ The skies grew dark ♪
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♪ The sea grew rough ♪
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♪ And the boat sailed on and on
and on and on and on and on ♪
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♪ But Pufnstuf
was watching too ♪
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♪ And knew exactly what to do ♪
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♪ He saw the witch's
bold attack ♪
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♪ And as the boy
was fighting back ♪
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♪ He called his
rescue racer crew ♪
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♪ As often they'd rehearsed ♪
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♪ And off to save
the boy they flew ♪
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♪ But who would
get there first? ♪
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♪ But now the boy
had washed ashore ♪
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♪ Puf arrived to save the day ♪
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♪ Which made the witch
so mad and sore ♪
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♪ She shook her fist
and screamed away ♪
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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ Who's your friend
when things get rough ♪
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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ Can't do a little 'cause
he can't do enough ♪
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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ Who's your friend
when things get rough ♪
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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ Can't do a little 'cause
he can't do enough ♪
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- Jimmy, Jimmy, hurry,
I got a telegram.
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- Boy, this sure
beats the stairs.
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What's all the excitement
about Pufnstuf?
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- I'll tell him, I'll tell him.
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Pufnstuf's sister
is a movie star.
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She's coming to Living Island.
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They're gonna make a
movie here, a real movie.
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- Well, you heard
old motor mouth.
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That's it.
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- Terrific! I've never
seen a movie being made.
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- Hey, Jimmy, maybe
we can even be in it.
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- Gosh, do you think
we could, Pufnstuf?
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- Well, I don't know for sure.
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- I guess Cling and Clang
wanna be in a movie, too.
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They'd make a couple
of great musketeers.
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- I bet there's a part
for me in the picture.
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To be or not to be.
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- Will you all stop?
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Right now, we've got to
arrange a big reception.
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- I'll spread the word.
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Farewell, parting is
such sweet sorrow.
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- Gosh, Pufnstuf,
this is exciting.
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I can't wait to
meet your sister.
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- Oh, you'll like her,
she's a real doll.
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Come on, Jimmy,
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if we're gonna give her
a welcome home party,
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we've got work to do.
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- Greetings, Shirley,
how's my little sister?
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- Just fine, Puffy,
good to see you!
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- You hear that, Shirley?
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They love you, they love you!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I would like to welcome
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the first lady of
motion pictures,
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and my very own sister,
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let's hear it for
Miss Shirley Pufnstuf.
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Yay!
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- Thank you, thank
you, thank you,
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and again, thank you.
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I would not be what I am today,
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a famous, rich, and a
big, marvelous, wonderful,
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gigantic movie star if
it wasn't for this man,
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my producer,
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Akim Toadenoff.
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Yay! Yay, yay!
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- Thank you, my
little furry friends.
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She may be the First Lady,
but I am boss of First Lady.
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- And now I'd like to
sing one of my songs.
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Yay!
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- Atta girl, Shirley!
That's my little sister.
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♪ I'm so happy to be here ♪
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♪ And I just wanted to say ♪
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♪ To all you beautiful people ♪
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♪ You've made this
a beautiful day ♪
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♪ Just seeing your
beautiful faces ♪
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♪ Has been such a
beautiful thrill ♪
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♪ I'd like to do a
beautiful dance ♪
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♪ In fact, I think I will ♪
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♪ Oh, aren't I marvelous ♪
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♪ Oh, there's no one like me ♪
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♪ So though we
may be far apart ♪
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♪ It's true, oo, oo ♪
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♪ I'd like to hear
and now announce ♪
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♪ That down deep where
it really counts ♪
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♪ That beautiful me
loves beautiful you ♪
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♪ Come on Jimmy, join me ♪
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♪ Oh, magnificent together ♪
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♪ So though we may be far
apart, it's true, oo, oo ♪
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♪ We'd like to hear
and now announce ♪
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♪ That down deep where
it really counts ♪
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♪ That beautiful me
loves beautiful you ♪
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- Gosh almighty, little sister,
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you sure do dance
up a storm. Golly!
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And you, Jimmy, you
sure surprised me.
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- It was excellent,
brilliant, stupendous.
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Also good.
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- Thank you, sir.
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- How would you like to be
in the picture with Shirley?
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I will make you a big
star, who is this boy?
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- This is my friend, Jimmy.
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- Toadenoff the Great,
shakes your hand,
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lucky you.
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- Yes sir, I am.
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And this is my friend, Freddy.
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- How do you do, sir?
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Can I be in your picture, too?
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- A talking flute? You
can be in picture too.
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The great Toadenoff
loves you all.
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- Hey, we're going
to be in pictures!
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- Wonderful.
- Watch me.
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- Looks like everyone
on Living Island
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wants to be in a movie.
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- I'll bet when the
witch hears about it,
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she'll wanna be in it too.
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Jimmy, that's it.
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- What's it?
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- We'll make sure the
witch gets in the movie.
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While the witch is here,
I'll keep her busy.
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Then you sneak into the castle
and grab her Vroom Broom
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And then zoom, home you go.
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- Movie time, movie time.
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Stars, extras, and stand-ins
wanted for moving picture,
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Come one, come all.
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You don't have to
go far to be a star.
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Movie time, movie
time, movie time,
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movie time, movie time.
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- I was born to be a movie star.
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Seymour, make me beautiful.
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- Ooh, Witchiepoo, you
think there's enough time?
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- How do you like that
timing, my feathered friend?
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- Hey, Witchiepoo,
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how do you expect
me to reach you?
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With a ladder?
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- Well, lower the
chair you silly spider.
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Lower the chair, and quick!
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- Right, Witchiepoo.
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- Hurry, I'm going to be a star.
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Stop! Help!
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Get me outta here!
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Stop this!
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Stop it! Will you stop?
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- Now, that's funny, Witchiepoo.
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You ought to do that comedy
routine for the movie.
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- You want a comedy routine?
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I'll give you a comedy routine.
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It looks like I'll have
to make myself beautiful.
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Alkazam, Alkazar, make
me a gorgeous movie star.
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- I'm going to wait
until Mother's Day
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and sock it to her!
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- Cut, print, you
were great. Wonderful!
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That scene was magnificent,
stupendous, fantastic.
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- You were great in
that last scene, Jimmy.
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- Thanks. Any sign
of the witch yet?
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- She'll be here,
you can bet on that.
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- That's what I'm afraid of.
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- She doesn't know it,
but it's all arranged.
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She's going to be
Shirley's stand-in.
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- What's a stand-in?
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- She gets pushed
around pretty good
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while the star takes it easy.
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It's a rough job,
and take it from me,
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it's going to be
even rougher on her.
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I'm really gonna sock it to her.
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- Mr. Mayor, Mr.
Mayor, alarm, alarm.
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She's coming, she's coming,
the witch is coming.
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She really is coming,
the witch is coming,
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she's coming, she's coming.
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- Oh, Jimmy, I'm
scared, hide me.
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- It's all right Freddy,
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I won't let anything
happen to you.
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- Better take off, Jimmy.
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- There she is.
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- Pardon me, miss, but
this is a closed set.
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- I beg your pardon?
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My name is Lola Lalapalooza,
I'm your new star.
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- Oh, wonderful,
you're just in time.
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We need you right away.
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- Of course you
do, you dear boy.
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- Gosh, please ma'am,
wait here, we'll call you.
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- Quiet on the set!
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Ready everyone, all right,
let's go for the take.
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Lights, camera,
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action!
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- Here I am, night
after night, alone,
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always alone. Waiting
for him to come back.
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Waiting, waiting.
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Oh, please let him
come back, please.
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- Cut! Print it!
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- Cut, print it.
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- You are just marvelous,
my little apple strudel.
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Adorable, beautiful,
sensational.
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- But was I good?
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- Good? No. Great? Yes.
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You were inspirational,
a lesson to the world.
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Sit down my little blinsky,
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while I get ready
for a new shot.
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Stand-in!
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- That's you, miss.
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- Are you sure this is how
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you get to be a big movie star?
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- It sure is, this
is your big chance,
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don't goof it up!
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Stand in!
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Stand in!
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Makeup!
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Makeup!
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- Coming, coming. Makeup.
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Ready on the set!
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Ready on the set!
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- Were you watching Jimmy?
I really socked it to her.
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- I see how you're
keeping the witch busy.
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Should I go to the castle
and get the Vroom Broom now?
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- No, not yet,
I'll tell you when.
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- Come, my darling
little lamb chop.
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We will make your close-up now.
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- Did you say close-up?
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That's all kid, beat it!
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All right, quiet on the set.
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- Quiet on the set.
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- Forgive me, Toady,
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but those lights hurt my eyes.
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- Stand-in,
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I'll fix it right
away, my little blintz.
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- That's all kid, beat it.
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Makeup!
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- Makeup.
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- The script, let
me see the script.
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I have to change a
scene, let me see here.
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- Makeup.
249
00:12:02,033 --> 00:12:03,300
- Go, Jimmy, now!
250
00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:05,433
Take her cape and this
makeup kit and hurry.
251
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,100
I'll keep her busy.
252
00:12:07,100 --> 00:12:09,433
- Gosh, Pufnstuf, I
guess this is goodbye.
253
00:12:09,433 --> 00:12:12,000
- No time for goodbyes,
Jimmy, I'll write to you.
254
00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,833
Hurry now.
255
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,366
- At least when I capture
the witch's broom,
256
00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:18,466
it'll make life
easier for all of you.
257
00:12:18,466 --> 00:12:19,766
- Don't you worry about us,
258
00:12:19,766 --> 00:12:21,400
you take good care of yourself.
259
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,100
Goodbye Freddy,
take care of Jimmy.
260
00:12:24,100 --> 00:12:26,400
- I sure will, thanks
for everything, Puf.
261
00:12:26,400 --> 00:12:27,733
- Bye-bye, boys.
262
00:12:30,566 --> 00:12:33,166
- He is putting on
the witch's nose.
263
00:12:33,166 --> 00:12:37,066
Dear me, who would
want a face like that?
264
00:12:37,066 --> 00:12:39,833
- Look like old squaw
me leave behind.
265
00:12:39,833 --> 00:12:41,666
She was so ug-ug-ugly.
266
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:47,366
- Jimmy, you look so
much like the witch,
267
00:12:47,366 --> 00:12:48,933
I'm getting frightened.
268
00:12:48,933 --> 00:12:50,866
- Nothing to worry about Freddy,
269
00:12:50,866 --> 00:12:52,666
it's still me under here.
270
00:12:55,533 --> 00:12:58,600
- Here, sit down my
fluffy little angel cake,
271
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,766
rest while I get
ready for next shot.
272
00:13:00,766 --> 00:13:02,133
Stand-in!
- Stand-in!
273
00:13:02,133 --> 00:13:04,000
- No, no, not again.
274
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,700
I'm the star, not a stand-in!
Stop that, let me go.
275
00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:09,200
- Makeup!
- Makeup!
276
00:13:10,133 --> 00:13:11,100
- Makeup.
277
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,666
- Freddy, we're coming to
the witch's evil trees.
278
00:13:31,666 --> 00:13:33,533
You better be real quiet.
279
00:13:33,533 --> 00:13:36,466
- All right, Jimmy.
But be careful.
280
00:13:42,866 --> 00:13:44,100
- Hi there, Miss Witch.
281
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,600
- How dare you speak to
me without permission.
282
00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,433
I have a good mind to turn
you into a telephone pole.
283
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:51,933
- Please Miss Witch,
not a telephone pole,
284
00:13:51,933 --> 00:13:53,400
anything but that.
285
00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:56,500
I couldn't stand all
that buzzing in my ears.
286
00:13:56,500 --> 00:13:59,233
- Oh, well let's just
watch that, Buster.
287
00:13:59,233 --> 00:14:01,700
- Witchiepoo, do you
have a sore throat?
288
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,766
Your voice sure sounds funny.
289
00:14:03,766 --> 00:14:06,533
- Oh, yeah, well see
how funny this is.
290
00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:07,366
- Ow!
291
00:14:09,066 --> 00:14:10,600
- That's just for openers.
292
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:13,566
How would you all like
termites in your trunk?
293
00:14:13,566 --> 00:14:16,700
Get me mad and I really zap you.
294
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:20,333
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, I think
that I shall never see
295
00:14:20,333 --> 00:14:23,833
a witch that acts
as nutty as she.
296
00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,900
What's the matter,
Chief? You got problems?
297
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:33,133
- Outta my way, all of you.
298
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:36,600
Or I'll turn you into
cream of mushroom soup.
299
00:14:38,066 --> 00:14:40,466
- Okay, okay, take
it easy, boss.
300
00:14:40,466 --> 00:14:42,333
We just thought you needed help.
301
00:14:42,333 --> 00:14:44,966
- I don't need your help,
302
00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:46,333
well don't just stand there.
303
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:47,766
Go poison somebody.
304
00:14:52,033 --> 00:14:53,300
- Make up!
305
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:55,400
- Now just a second,
where am I going to?
306
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,666
- Makeup.
307
00:14:56,666 --> 00:14:59,033
- Five o'clock. Time to
quit, it's five o'clock.
308
00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:02,733
- That's it for today.
It's a wrap, everybody.
309
00:15:02,733 --> 00:15:06,366
I, Toadenoff the Great,
say to you all, good night.
310
00:15:06,366 --> 00:15:07,966
- Good night, Toadie.
311
00:15:07,966 --> 00:15:10,000
- My cape, it's missing!
312
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,600
And my wand, someone's
stolen my magic wand!
313
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,900
Where is it?
314
00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:16,366
I tell you,
315
00:15:16,366 --> 00:15:17,800
there's a bigger thief
on this island than I am.
316
00:15:17,800 --> 00:15:19,700
Drat, drat, and more drat.
317
00:15:19,700 --> 00:15:23,033
- Hi there, you were just
marvelous in that last scene.
318
00:15:23,033 --> 00:15:24,766
Can I have your autograph?
319
00:15:24,766 --> 00:15:27,266
- Don't butter me up, you
jolly green dumb-dumb.
320
00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:31,066
- Jolly green dumb-dumb,
why, you're the witch.
321
00:15:31,066 --> 00:15:32,566
- You better believe!
322
00:15:32,566 --> 00:15:35,000
Someone stole my
cape and my wand,
323
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,866
and I bet it was
your friend Jimmy.
324
00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:37,933
Outta my way.
325
00:15:38,866 --> 00:15:40,333
- Just a minute, Miss Witch.
326
00:15:40,333 --> 00:15:42,066
There's something I'd
like to talk to you about.
327
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,600
- And while we're talking,
328
00:15:43,600 --> 00:15:46,566
Jimmy is probably stealing
my jet broom to escape.
329
00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:49,500
Oh, I'm onto you,
you lumpy lizard.
330
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,566
Outta my way!
331
00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,533
Do you realize you're
attacking a woman?
332
00:15:55,533 --> 00:15:58,500
- A woman? I never
think of you as a woman,
333
00:15:58,500 --> 00:16:00,566
I think of you as a witch.
334
00:16:00,566 --> 00:16:01,766
- That's my occupation.
335
00:16:01,766 --> 00:16:05,600
But underneath it all,
I'm still a woman.
336
00:16:05,600 --> 00:16:07,966
- Gee whiz, you're
right, miss Witch,
337
00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:09,400
sorry about that.
338
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:11,433
You see, I was taught never
to fight with a woman.
339
00:16:11,433 --> 00:16:15,166
- Of course you
were, my sweet boy.
340
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,600
- Let's be friends and make up.
341
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,433
- Make up!
342
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,200
Fool around with me, will 'ya?
343
00:16:34,566 --> 00:16:37,133
- Hang on Freddy, here we go.
344
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:47,566
- Castle, castle,
above the ground,
345
00:16:47,566 --> 00:16:51,133
who's the most
beautiful witch around?
346
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:52,800
- I dunno who you are,
347
00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,766
but after that hag
that just went in,
348
00:16:54,766 --> 00:16:56,833
you're gorgeous.
349
00:16:56,833 --> 00:16:59,100
- Well, thank you. Finally.
350
00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,033
What hag? Where? Where?
351
00:17:03,033 --> 00:17:04,400
It was that brat, Jimmy.
352
00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:07,500
Why did you let
him in, you boob?
353
00:17:07,500 --> 00:17:08,733
Take that, you dummy.
354
00:17:08,733 --> 00:17:10,366
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
355
00:17:11,833 --> 00:17:14,033
- Come on, come
on, hurry, hurry.
356
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,633
We have to rescue
Jimmy from the castle
357
00:17:16,633 --> 00:17:18,766
before the witch gets there.
358
00:17:18,766 --> 00:17:20,100
All aboard.
359
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:22,066
- Give me a good smile, Shirley,
360
00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:23,566
my little puffnick.
361
00:17:23,566 --> 00:17:27,100
I am going to film the big
chase for the movie. Smile.
362
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:28,833
- Hurry, hurry, hurry.
363
00:17:33,633 --> 00:17:35,933
- Jimmy, did you find
the Vroom Broom yet?
364
00:17:35,933 --> 00:17:38,200
- No, Freddy, I wonder
where she keeps it.
365
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,600
- Hi, Witchiepoo.
366
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:41,600
- Shut up until you're
spoken to, dummy.
367
00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:46,300
- Where's my double bended wand?
368
00:17:46,300 --> 00:17:47,500
Where is it?
369
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,833
Oh, here's my little beauty.
370
00:17:51,800 --> 00:17:53,700
Overhead spirit,
underground elf,
371
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:55,600
turn me back to my evil self.
372
00:17:57,466 --> 00:17:59,066
Where's Seymour?
373
00:17:59,066 --> 00:18:00,133
- Coming Witchiepoo.
374
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:01,500
- Here we are, Chiefy.
375
00:18:01,500 --> 00:18:03,466
- Jimmy is in the
castle disguised as me
376
00:18:03,466 --> 00:18:05,100
and he's trying to
steal my Vroom Broom.
377
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:07,100
After him, after him, after him!
378
00:18:07,100 --> 00:18:09,433
- Right, Chiefy, let's split.
379
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,800
- Shirley, my strudel.
380
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:34,800
Smile, you're on
Toadenoff's camera!
381
00:18:36,233 --> 00:18:39,100
- Freddy, I found
the Vroom Broom!
382
00:18:39,100 --> 00:18:41,833
How am I gonna get
this thing started?
383
00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:42,666
Well, no.
384
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:47,166
- Hurry Jimmy, let's
get it started.
385
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,500
- That isn't it.
386
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,666
The witch!
387
00:18:51,666 --> 00:18:55,066
- I've got you now,
my young bucko.
388
00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:56,300
- Stand back, I'll
let you have it!
389
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,066
- Oh yeah, steal
my face, will ya?
390
00:18:59,066 --> 00:19:00,533
- Careful or I'll zap you.
391
00:19:00,533 --> 00:19:02,500
- What am I wasting my
time for? Take that!
392
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:06,233
And that!
393
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,033
- You missed Witchiepoo!
394
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:10,833
- Give it to him, Witchiepoo.
- Give it to him, Witchiepoo.
395
00:19:10,833 --> 00:19:12,100
- You asked for it!
396
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:16,300
- You're rooting for the
wrong witch, dummies.
397
00:19:16,300 --> 00:19:20,033
Get him, grab him,
don't let him get away!
398
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:20,866
Take that!
399
00:19:22,700 --> 00:19:25,366
They're getting away,
stop them, stop!
400
00:19:25,366 --> 00:19:28,633
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Fire, fire!
401
00:19:28,633 --> 00:19:30,400
Oh, my beautiful Vroom Broom!
402
00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:32,800
Fire, fire.
403
00:19:35,133 --> 00:19:36,400
hit the vroom broom.
404
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:37,833
- It's burning, help.
405
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:40,966
- Hurry, Jimmy, hurry, come on.
406
00:19:40,966 --> 00:19:42,466
- Vroom Broom is wrecked.
407
00:19:42,466 --> 00:19:43,700
- Who cares!
408
00:19:43,700 --> 00:19:44,933
The main thing is, you
and Freddy are safe.
409
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:46,266
Let's get out of here.
410
00:19:46,266 --> 00:19:48,766
- Stop, wait, Jimmy, go back.
411
00:19:48,766 --> 00:19:50,033
- What for?
412
00:19:50,033 --> 00:19:53,466
- I need more action,
more action, take two!
413
00:19:54,700 --> 00:19:56,133
- Wait a minute, Toadenoff.
414
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:58,066
Oh no, you don't,
Jimmy, come on.
415
00:19:58,066 --> 00:19:59,466
We have to get out of here.
416
00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,500
- Wait, this is the
finish of my picture.
417
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:03,233
I need somebody in it.
418
00:20:03,233 --> 00:20:07,233
- How about me, I'm
ready for my closeup.
419
00:20:07,233 --> 00:20:09,466
- Come back, don't
go! Wait for me.
420
00:20:16,433 --> 00:20:18,500
- I broke my Vroom Broom.
421
00:20:27,766 --> 00:20:30,166
♪ You got someone
who loves you ♪
422
00:20:30,166 --> 00:20:32,533
♪ You got someone who cares ♪
423
00:20:32,533 --> 00:20:35,433
♪ You got someone
who picks you up ♪
424
00:20:35,433 --> 00:20:37,566
♪ If ever you need a repair ♪
425
00:20:37,566 --> 00:20:40,633
♪ You got someone
who'll take the time ♪
426
00:20:40,633 --> 00:20:43,100
♪ To listen to your prayers ♪
427
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:47,433
♪ I got, you got, everybody
do got someone who cares ♪
428
00:20:47,433 --> 00:20:50,800
♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
429
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,666
♪ Where'd you go when
things get rough ♪
430
00:20:53,666 --> 00:20:55,766
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
431
00:20:55,766 --> 00:21:00,733
♪ You can't do a little
'cause you can't do enough ♪
432
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,533
♪ Whoa, I've got, you
got, everybody do got ♪
433
00:21:09,533 --> 00:21:12,400
♪ Someone who cares
by the name of ♪
434
00:21:12,400 --> 00:21:14,600
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
435
00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,433
♪ Where'd you go when
things get rough ♪
436
00:21:17,433 --> 00:21:19,166
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
437
00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:21,800
♪ Well, you can't do a little
'cause you can't do enough ♪
438
00:21:22,966 --> 00:21:24,200
- See you next week.
439
00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,433
- Keep those cards
and letters coming.
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