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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ Once upon a summertime, just a dream from yesterday ♪

♪ A boy and his magic golden flute ♪

♪ Heard a boat from off the bay ♪

♪ Come and play with me, Jimmy come and play with me ♪

♪ And I will take you on a trip far across the sea ♪

♪ But the boat belonged to a kooky old witch ♪

♪ Who had in mind the flute to snitch ♪

♪ From her Vroom Broom in the sky ♪

♪ She watched her plans materialize ♪

♪ She waved her wand, the beautiful boat was gone ♪

♪ The skies grew dark, the sea grew rough ♪

♪ And the boat sailed on and on and on and on and on and on ♪

♪ But Pufnstuf was watching too ♪

♪ And knew exactly what to do ♪

♪ He saw the witch's boat attack ♪

♪ And as the boy was fighting back ♪

♪ He called his rescue racer crew as often they'd rehearsed ♪

♪ And off to save the boy they flew ♪

But who would get there first?

♪ But now the boy had washed ashore ♪

♪ Puff arrived to save the day ♪

♪ Which made the witch so mad and sore ♪

♪ She shook her fist and screamed away ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, can't do a little cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

Make candy, not war.

Make candy, not war.

Make candy, not war.

Make candy, not war.

Out with dentists.

Candy see, work no.

Make candy, not war.

- Hi Jimmy, see?

The beast's in trouble at the candy shop.

- Make candy, not war?

Say, that's a great idea.

- Yeah, but down with dentists?

Why that's downright revolutionary.

- Mr. Mayor, you must do something.

These pickets wanna steel my candy.

- I'll talk to 'em.

Hold it you, ants, this is your mayor speaking.

- Hi Mayor, when did you get back in town?

- Tell it like it is, Mayor.

- We just wanna do our own thing.

- And what is your own thing?

- Nothin', we wanna do nothin'.

- No, no, if you do nothin', you get nothin'.

If you want candy, you must work for it.

No one gets anything without working for it.

Understand?

- Oh, I don't know. - What do you think?

- I don't know, I don't know, I really don't know.

I don't know.

- Come on, Witch's proclamation, witch's proclamation.

- Why, now what?

Don't worry, Freddy,

maybe it has nothing to do with us.

- Just the mention of her name

sends shivers up my spine, whoa!

- Well stop ringing and read it already!

- Hear ye, hear ye,

let it be known to all residents of Living Island

that Jimmy and his golden flute are wanted by the witch,

or else.

Or else?

Or else!

Jimmy, I'm scared.

- We can't wait any longer, Jimmy,

we must get you and Freddy off this island immediately.

- I wonder why the witch was mad at us.

We didn't even do anything.

- Oh it's not you she wants, Jimmy, it's me.

Oh why couldn't I have been just a plain,

ordinary, wooden flute like all the others?

- I'm afraid Freddy is right, the witch wants him.

- I won't give up Freddy, not even if it means my life.

If I gave myself up,

would the witch let Jimmy go?

- No chance, Freddy, you're my pal

and we've gotta find a way off this island, the two of us.

- No more talk, action is what's called for.

We must get to Dr. Blinky's and see if he can help us.

Hurry, Jimmy, hurry.

- Wait a minute, wait a minute!

Wait a minute!

- They're going to Dr. Blinky's, as if he can help them.

They are doomed, doomed.

Look, there's Freddy Flute in the boy's pocket.

See how he glitters and sparkles?

I must have him.

- Oh, how are you going to get him, oh Queen of Darkness?

- With my magic wand, of course, you peculiar pigeon.

Now we're going to see the real magic around here.

- Please, be careful how you wave that wand around.

- Well, I'm all warmed up, here goes a practice try.

Hey, I think I'll make that table float.

Watch, Orson.

Hm, can't understand what went wrong.

I've just got to call in a wand repair man.

- Oh, oh, my head, it feels like it's going to pop.

Oh, why me?

Oh why does everything happen to me?

- Hey Witchiepoo look,

the flute is climbing out of the boy's pocket!

- Hey, let me see!

He is climbing out of Jimmy's pocket.

How delicious.

Now I know I'll get him.

Oh joy!

- I just gotta get myself up to the witch to save Jimmy,

I just gotta, I just gotta.

- He's entering my forest!

I've got him, I've got him, I've got the golden flute!

- Oh, stop it, please, all my dances are taken.

Stop it, you're making me lose my feathers.

- Who cares, I'll find you new ones.

Come on, Seymour, let's swing it.

He's mine, all mine!

♪ How lucky I am, how lucky I am ♪

♪ To have someone like you ♪

♪ Someone I know is gonna be my friend ♪

♪ From the beginning right to the end ♪

♪ How lucky, lucky, lucky I am ♪

♪ In this whole world of people ♪

♪ Who can't get along with people ♪

♪ I picked myself a people and what have I got ♪

♪ A jackpot ♪

♪ How lucky I am, how lucky I am ♪

♪ No matter what we do ♪

♪ When we're together, all far or far ♪

♪ Always together inside the heart ♪

♪ Oh yes, I quite agree ♪

♪ There's no one luckier than you and me ♪

♪ And Freddy makes three ♪

- He's gone, Freddy's gone!

- Oh fudge, maybe he fell out of your pocket.

- If he did, he would've called me.

Freddy!

Freddy!

- Let's go back and look for him, hurry, quick.

- Excuse me Mr. Tree, have you seen Freddy?

Have you seen Freddy?

Excuse me, ma'am, have you seen Freddy?

- Well look whose here, a worm with holes in it.

- I'm not a worm, I'm a flute!

- Okay, so you're a wormy flute.

- Who ever heard of a talking flute?

It's a trick. What do you think, Horace?

- I think that I shall never see

a tree that is as mean as me.

- You're a nut.

- Of course, I'm a nut tree.

Oh, I've got the little dickens now.

Calling all evil trees, calling all evil trees, come in.

This is your gorgeous leader.

- Evil trees to gorgeous leader, we read you.

What is your command?

- I want that flute, grab him.

Oh no no, let me go, oh!

- Nice work, Elroy.

- Mission accomplished, oh gorgeous leader.

- Well done, trees.

Take two squirrels out of petty cash.

Now bring him to the castle.

That is all. - Roger.

- Witchiepoo- - Over and out.

- We've searched everywhere, just everywhere.

- But there's no sign of Freddy.

- Who?

- Freddy, Freddy Flute.

- Who? - Freddy!

- I know that, I'm an owl, that's the way owls think.

I'm sorry, Jimmy, but I'm afraid there's only one answer,

the witch has got him.

- Well what are we gonna do?

- Think, Dr. Blinky, think.

I'm thinking, I'm thinking.

- Shh, let's have a little less noise, we're thinking too.

- Say Doc, why don't you use that crazy thing you built?

- You mean my wheelie bird?

- Right, why don't you use it like they do in Charlie Book?

- Waxy means my story, called "The Trojan Horse," page 37.

- Hey, I remember that story,

all the good guys hid in a wooden horse.

- Correct, and when the wooden horse got inside the castle,

they all came out and captured the enemy.

Nice going, staff, thanks everybody!

You're welcome, Dr. Blinky.

- Let's go, hurry, hurry!

- I've gotta come over and read you some night.

- Any time, Mayor.

- Is that the whirlybird? - In person.

Come on, I'll show you what it looks like.

It's the most fabulous invention you ever saw.

Wait 'til you see how it works.

- Cling and Clang, what are you doin' in there?

Come out this instant.

- It's all right, I let them play in there.

- I sure hope they didn't break anything.

- Oh no, they're nice boys.

Say, they can go along and help with the peddling.

- Good idea, we need all the help we can get

once we get inside the witch's castle.

- We've gotta rescue Freddy.

You boys wanna rescue Freddy?

Do you wanna volunteer?

You do? Good, they just volunteered.

- Let's go, Pufnstuf, thanks a lot, Dr. Blinky.

- Goodbye, bon voyage, and happy witch hunting.

Good luck, oh!

All set, start peddling.

All right, go birdy, charge!

- Oh, oh no no, oh no.

- We're off!

- Just watch where you're going.

Remember, you don't have a bird driving license.

- Bye!

Oh what a wonderful sneeze.

Thanks for helping.

For that, I owe you one house call.

- Hey fellas, look at that.

- What is it?

- It's a bird on wheels.

- It's a wheelie bird. What do you think?

- I think that I shall never see

a wheelie bird as pretty as me.

- Oh shut up.

My word, what a beautiful bird, oh.

- What do we do now?

- I don't know, just sit and wait, I guess.

- Orson's coming.

- Shh, maybe we can get him to lead us into the castle.

And you two be quiet, and I mean quiet.

- Hi there, Sugar, my you're a pretty vulture.

Oh oh oh.

- Oh boy, he's getting friendly, what do we do?

- Shh, we'll have to go along with him.

Say, gorgeous, I've got a great idea.

Would you like to come into the castle

and see my dominoes?

Oh you little devil,

or would you prefer a hot game of tiddlywinks?

Oh, I'm with you, how about a little kissypoo?

Oh.

Oh.

- Oh goodness, you delectable creature.

Oh, I love you, you are mine forever.

- You're good, he's falling in love with us.

- That's his problem.

If we're gonna save Freddy, we've gotta get into the castle.

- Come on, let's go inside where it's cozy and warm.

Oh.

- What, he's taking us into the witch's castle.

- Oh, isn't she scrumptious?

- We're in.

- Now, how do we get rid of our boyfriend?

- I've got an idea.

- Well here we are, my dumpling.

How about another little kissypoo?

Oh!

What a kisser, what a kisser!

Oh, oh,

Shh!

Shh!

You go to the left, I'll go to the right.

Cling and Clang, you go straight ahead.

We must find Freddy.

Scatter.

- Now boys, boys, stop that.

Cut it out, be brave. Courage, courage, let's go.

Come on.

Why, what happened?

Where am I?

Oh my goodness, oh, oh my darling, my angel, speak to me!

Say something, oh my love,

my love, I've kissed her to death.

Oh.

Oh, you're gorgeous, beautiful!

Look, diamond freckles.

And you're mine, all mine.

- Now that you've got me, will you let Jimmy go home?

- No, why should I?

I didn't become a witch by being Charlie Nice Guy.

- Look, Chiefy, look, strangers in the castle,

strangers in the castle!

- It's the boy, trying to rescue the flute!

But they're fooling with the wrong witch.

Guards, guards!

Oh no, why did he do it?

- Lock the drawbridge, lock the doors!

Seymour, go get them and bring them back here.

I've got them all, I've hit the jackpot!

- I gotcha! Hey, come back!

- They'll never get you back, never.

Just to make sure, I'm going to hypnotize you.

- No, I won't let you, I won't let you!

- Sleep!

Now repeat after me, shout "Jimmy."

- Jimmy.

- Where's Pufnstuf?

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy!

- Freddy's in there.

We'll have to go inside without Puff.

When I say three, we'll break the door down.

One,

two,

three. - Hold it.

Wait a minute, I didn't do anything to you fellas.

Help me, Jimmy, help me!

- You're just another one of the witch's tricks.

Let's go, boys.

No, no, no!

- Freddy?

Freddy?

- Is this what you're looking for?

- Freddy, what are you doing to him?

- Stop, know my wrath, know my rage,

you are now trapped in a cage!

I've got you, now you're in my power, all of you.

Oh, this has got to make me witch of the year.

Let us out!

What did we ever do to you? Let us out, please.

- Witch, what happened?

I'm gone for 10 minutes and you rent out my cage.

You silly sparrow,

I not only have the flute but I captured the boy too.

- Imagine, fooling around with love.

- Hold it, hold it, I'll take care of you later,

you cockamamie Casanova.

Where is your fair weathered friend, Pufnstuf, eh?

He can't help you now.

Orson, Seymour, take them to the dungeon!

- No, please wait, Miss Witch.

- How dare you call me by my first name!

How dare you, take them away!

What happened, my wand?

It's gone!

- Oh no it isn't, Witchiepoo, it's right up here.

- You can't do this to me!

My magic is gone without my wand.

I'll report you to the witch's union!

That's my wand give it back.

- Stop, I order you to stop!

- Don't point that thing at me, it's loaded!

- Nice work, Pufnstuf.

- Come on out, Jimmy, I've got it covered.

- Puff, she's escaping with Freddy!

- Stop, stop!

Okay, you're asking for it.

Look at what you did, you moron,

you split me in two.

Would you like to try for four?

- You all right, Freddy? - What, where am I?

What happened?

- Well tell you later.

Let's go, Cling and Clang, hurry.

Look at me, look at me,

what am I supposed to do?

I've got an idea, just pull yourself together.

I'm two witches,

that means you've got twice as much trouble.

- Yeah, twice as much trouble.

I'll get him, I'll get him.

- Come on, boys, hurry, let's get outta here, hurry!

♪ How lucky I am, how lucky I am, no matter what we do ♪

♪ When we're together, all far or far ♪

♪ Always together inside your heart ♪

♪ Oh yes, I quite agree ♪

♪ There's no one luckier than you and me ♪

♪ And Freddy makes three ♪

♪ I've got, you've got, everybody's got ♪

♪ Someone who cares, by the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Where do you go when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf, well he can't do a little ♪

♪ 'Cause he can't do enough ♪

- See you next week!

I sure hope so.