Original subtitles

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ Once upon a summertime ♪

♪ Just a dream from yesterday ♪

♪ A boy and his magic golden flute ♪

♪ Heard a boat from off the bay ♪

♪ Come and play with me, Jimmy ♪

♪ Come and play with me ♪

♪ And I will take you on a trip far across the sea ♪

♪ But the boat belonged to a kooky old witch ♪

♪ Who had in mind the flute to snitch ♪

♪ From her Vroom Broom in the sky ♪

♪ She watched her plans materialize ♪

♪ She waved her wand ♪

♪ The beautiful boat was gone ♪

♪ The skies grew dark, the sea grew rough ♪

♪ And the boat sailed on and on and on and on and on and on ♪

♪ But Pufnstuff was watching too ♪

♪ And knew exactly what to do ♪

♪ He saw the witch's bold attack ♪

♪ And as the boy was fighting back ♪

♪ He called his rescue racer crew ♪

♪ As often they'd rehearsed ♪

♪ And off to save the boy they flew ♪

♪ But who would get there first ♪

♪ But now the boy had washed ashore ♪

♪ Puf arrived to save the day ♪

♪ Which made the witch so mad and sore ♪

♪ She shook her fist and screamed away ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ Do do do do do ♪

♪ Do do do do do ♪

Oops! Goodness gracious, Jimmy.

I almost stepped on you.

Jimmy, come on, get up.

This is no time to sleep. Come on.

- Oh, my head.

- Jimmy, what's the matter?

Are you all right?

- Hi, who are you?

- Huh? I'm your friend, Horace.

Don't you remember me, Jimmy?

- No. Who's Jimmy?

You are Jimmy.

- Is that my name?

- Oh, gosh. You don't remember your own name.

And you don't remember me?

Oh, boy. Something's wrong.

Help! Help!

Someone help!

- What's the matter? What's wrong?

- Help, Mayor Pufnstuf. Am I glad to see you.

Jimmy can't remember anything.

- Easy, Horace. Take it easy.

Hi, Jimmy. We were looking for you.

- Who are you?

- See, I told ya. I told ya.

- You know who I am, Jimmy. I'm your friend, Pufnstuf.

- Who?

- Pufnstuf. And this here is your pal, Freddy.

- Who's Freddy?

- Jimmy, stop playing games.

I'm Freddy.

- Surly you remember Cling and Clang.

- Who?

That does it.

Jimmy, we're taking you to see Dr. Blinky.

- Who?

- Who? I'm the owl.

I'm supposed to say who, not you.

Oh, my gracious.

Here it is. A lumpity bump.

And what a lumpity bump.

Look, Pufnstuf, see? Right here.

- Ow! That hurts!

- Please don't hurt him, Dr. Blinky.

- Excuse me a minute, Jimmy.

Uh, uh, Pufnstuf, I'm afraid it's not very good news.

He's got amnesia.

Or as we doctors call it, forgetitis.

Forgetitis? What's that?

- Well, you see, um. Oh my, I forgot.

Oh, no, no. I remember.

Forgetitis is when a person gets a bomp on the bean.

But don't worry, I've got just the thing.

A new invention I've been working on.

A magic spray that restores the memory.

- Say, what's going on anyway?

- Jimmy, please, Dr. Blinky's gonna try and help you.

- That's right.

- What are you gonna do with that?

- I'm just going to give you a little whiff

of this magic spray.

It'll make you forget all about your forgetitis.

And when you forget all about what you forgot

that will make you remember.

- What did you say?

- That's doctor stuff.

Now, Pufnstuf, try and remind Jimmy

of some very special event.

If he remembers, we've got it made.

- Right. Let's see.

Oo, I know! His birthday party.

Everyone remembers their birthday parties.

Jimmy, remember your birthday party?

All the fun we had?

Think, Jimmy. Think.

- Oh, please, Jimmy, think.

- Think birthday party, Jimmy.

Close your eyes. Take a deep breath and think.

Hey!

♪ A bottle of cheer drops, a basket of blue skies ♪

♪ A box of new mornings on which you can play ♪

♪ Yes, this is the day you should always remember ♪

♪ For this is the day we give wishes away ♪

♪ I didn't know you knew it for I tried to keep it hid ♪

♪ You really shouldn't have done it ♪

♪ But I'm awfully glad you did ♪

♪ As I recall the other years and all they had in store ♪

♪ I've never gotten anything so really great before ♪

♪ As a bucket of sunshine, a barrel of rainbows ♪

♪ A bushel of good luck, I just want to say ♪

♪ That this is a day that we'll always remember ♪

♪ This wonderful day we give wishes away ♪

♪ This wonderful day we give wishes away ♪

♪ This wonderful day we give wishes away ♪

♪ This wonderful day we give wishes away ♪

♪ This wonderful day we give wishes away ♪

- Jimmy? Jimmy, speak to us, say something.

- Who are all of you?

- Oh! - What are you doing to me?

Why do you keep calling me Jimmy?

- Jumping butter beans, Dr. Blinky. It didn't work.

He still doesn't remember.

- I'm getting out of here.

- Oh, no, no. Wait a minute, Jimmy, please.

I just have to give you a stronger dose.

- Jimmy, please. Dr. Blinky is trying to help you.

- Pufnstuf, tell him to think about something special.

If we can get him to remember just one thing,

he'll be cured.

- Jimmy, remember the time you disguised yourself

as a beggar to sneak the candle into the witch's castle?

Do you remember? Huh?

- Close your eyes and think beggar.

Think, Jimmy, think.

- You're a beggar. A beggar.

- Alms for the poor beggar.

Alms! Alms for the poor and retched.

- Say there, you beggar.

What are you doing around here?

- Please, sir. Charity for starving a man.

- We don't give charity around here.

Scrap. Get lost.

- Go!

- Wait, kind-feathered sir.

How would you like to buy my candle, my only possession,

for a few buttons or crust of bread?

- I'm going to get that candle as a present for the witch.

Maybe that'll get her off our backs.

- But we don't have any buttons.

- We don't need any, dummy.

Watch, now see here, my ragged fellow.

♪ I said to myself, the moment I saw your face, sir ♪

♪ There's somebody generous and kind ♪

♪ The sort who can make this world a lovely place, sir ♪

♪ A gent who's educated and refine ♪

♪ I never have had the knack to be successful ♪

♪ My mother said I was just a bit of a dance ♪

♪ But I got the feeling ♪

♪ Everything's gonna turn out right for once ♪

♪ The moment that I saw your face ♪

♪ That truly spectacular ♪

♪ Reminds me a bit of Dracula ♪

♪ Really adorable ♪

♪ You've gotta to admit it's horrible ♪

♪ Spectacle, delectable, more than intellectual ♪

♪ Dynamite, remarkable face ♪

- Terrific. - ]

- Do you remember me now, Jimmy?

I'm Pufnstuf.

- And I'm Freddy.

- And Cling and Clang. Do you remember?

- Oh, goodness gracious.

I better go mix up another batch. A real strong one.

Come on, Cling and Clang.

I need you to hold the bottles.

Puf, you'll have to mix while I pour. Hurry!

- We'll be right back, Jimmy.

Coming, Dr. Blinky, coming.

Where are you going, Jimmy?

Dr. Blinky hasn't finished.

- Well, I'm finished.

I've had enough. I'm leaving.

I've gotta find out who I'm.

- Jimmy, wait, wait. Come back.

- Dr. Blinky, Pufnstuf, come quickly.

- Jimmy's running away. Help, help!

Help! Pufnstuf, Dr. Blinky, Jimmy just walked out.

- Walked out?

Where did he go?

- He didn't say. It was all very spooky.

- Oh, my goodness.

He shouldn't be wandering around in the forest

without a memory.

The witch will get him for sure.

- Welleckers! You stay here, Freddy.

Come on, Cling and Clang.

We've got to find Jimmy before the witch does. Let's go!

¦

- Look! Over there.

It's the boy. Jimmy.

- Let's grab him and bring him to the witch.

- Right. Maybe she'll give us a reward.

- Shh, quiet. Here he comes.

- Got ya!

- Hey, what are you doing?

Cut that out!

- We've got you. And this time you won't escape.

- Let me go! Who are you?

- Who are we? You must be kidding.

- You're coming with us.

We're taking you right to the witch.

- The witch? What's a witch?

What's a witch?

She's a lovely lady who lives in a castle

with a lot of magic tricks to show you.

- Yes, she's a barrel of laughs.

I could use a few laughs.

- Well, wait till you meet her.

She'll have you in stitches.

- Yeah. You'll die laughing.

- Come on, sonny.

Come on.

- Jimmy! Jimmy, where are you, Jimmy?

It's no use, boys. We've looked everywhere.

The witch must have him.

Come on, let's go to the castle. Hurry!

♪ Lullaby, dear Witchiepoo ♪

♪ Close your eyes and go boo-boo ♪

- Boo-boo? That's bye-bye.

- But bye-bye doesn't rhythm with Witchiepoo.

Boo-boo does.

- You cuckoo Caruso's.

Who can take a beauty nap with you two around.

Now, shut up! I wanna go to sleep!

I told you, be quite!

- But we didn't make a sound.

- Who let you in?

What are trees doing here?

You're supposed to be guarding my forest.

Now get back to work before I turn you into toothpicks.

- But, Witchiepoo, wait!

We brought you a present. Look.

- Jimmy! You captured Jimmy!

Goryoskee, This is my lucky day!

- Hey, the trees were right.

You sure are a fun person.

I suppose you're the witch.

You suppose?

He supposes I'm the witch.

That's rich.

- Excuse me, your leadership.

- Are you overgrown splinters still here?

- Well, we thought you might have a reward for us.

- Oh, did you now?

A reward. Well, you shall have it.

How's this for a reward?

Now, get back to your forest

before I zap y'all into sawdust and sweep you out the door.

And don't drop any leaves on the way out.

- Boy, this sure is a big castle.

- Oh, wait till you see the downstairs. It's enormous.

You might say it's like a dungeon.

- Oh, Witchiepoo,

what wonderful, evil, rotten, scary things

are we going to do to him?

- First order of business is frisk him.

He always carries that golden flute around with him.

Search him good.

- Cut that out! I don't have any flute.

What are you talking about?

- He's clean.

- I suppose you're going to tell me

you never carry Freddy Flute with you.

- No, I don't.

I only just met him back in some goofy doctor's place

with some green dragon they call Muffin Stuffins.

I can't remember his name.

Can't remember my name.

I can't remember you.

I can't remember anything.

- Say, are you putting me on?

- Do you mind if I sit down? - No.

- Everything's so hazy.

The doctor said I have forgetitis.

- Forgetitis?

- I hope it ain't catching.

- Forgetitis, aye?

Well, we'll soon find out if you are faking or not

with this!

Now you say you don't remember me.

- That's right. I've never met you before.

- And you don't remember

when I turned you into a mechanical boy?

- A mechanical boy? What's that?

- I'll show you.

Evil spirits, mean and tyrannical.

Make Jimmy remember when he was mechanical.

- Jimmy, what happened to you?

Why are you walking that way?

♪ I am a mechanical boy ♪

♪ Like a mechanical toy ♪

♪ I follow directions, whatever I'm told ♪

♪ I never get hot and I never get cold ♪

♪ I never have lived so I never go old ♪

♪ That's because I'm a mechanical boy ♪

♪ I'm a mechanical boy ♪

♪ Like a mechanical toy ♪

♪ I do what I'm ordered and never ask why ♪

♪ I never can laugh and I never can cry ♪

♪ I never have lived so I never shall die ♪

♪ That's because I'm a, 'cause I'm a ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a, 'cause I'm a ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm a mechanical boy ♪

- Well, my little stranger, now do you remember me?

- Sorry, ma'am, but I don't.

I don't remember anything.

- You don't, aye?

Well, I guess I'll just have to try a stronger zap.

I'll make you remember.

Now you've just got to remember

that time I sang in your show.

- Sang? In my show?

What are you talking about?

- Okay, see if this will jolt you.

Earth, snow, slime and grime.

Think way back. It's showtime!

♪ Oranges, smoranges. Who said ♪

♪ Oranges, smoranges. Who said ♪

♪ Oranges, smoranges. Who said ♪

♪ There ain't no rhythm for oranges ♪

♪ Oranges, poranges. There's another one ♪

♪ Oranges, poranges. There's another one ♪

♪ Oranges, poranges. There's another one ♪

♪ Another rhyme for oranges ♪

♪ People keep on saying that the one word that's a gem ♪

♪ It's orange 'cause it's got no rhyme ♪

♪ But we got news for them, ain't they never heard of ♪

♪ Oranges, smoranges. Who said ♪

♪ Oranges, smoranges. Who said ♪

♪ Oranges, smoranges. Who said ♪

♪ There ain't no rhyme for oranges ♪

♪ Ain't they never heard of oranges, poranges ♪

♪ Smoranges, coranges ♪

♪ A kumquat ♪

- Well, boy? Well?

- I think...

I think...

- Yes, go on! Think!

- I think I'd like something to eat.

Have you got any milk and cookies?

Milk and cookies? Oo!

Orson and Seymour, just don't stand there.

Bring him some milk cookies and hurry.

Think, Jimmy. Try and remember.

I want to know everything.

Where you've got the flute hidden,

all of Pufnstuf's secrets,

everything!

Think!

- Hurry, boys. Hurry.

- Shh.

- We're in luck!

The witch's rear door is open.

Come on, we're gonna sneak in.

And if Jimmy's in there,

we'll have to figure some way to rescue him.

- Boy, these cookies are good. You're a nice lady.

- Of course I am, dear boy.

Now should we try and remember once again?

I'll just give you another little zap and-

- Stop everything!

- Yikes! It's the good guys!

- Hold it!

Halt, stop, desist, and just a darn minute.

As mayor of this island,

I order you to release all prisoners immediately.

And that means Jimmy.

Have you flipped your beanies?

This is my castle and I'm the law here.

And this is my little enforcer.

- Run, Jimmy, run! We'll take care of the witch.

- All right. You've asked for it!

And I'm gonna-

My wand! Jimmy, get my wand!

- Jimmy, grab the wand.

- Jimmy, grab the wand!

Give it to me, Jimmy!

- Jimmy, zap her! Zap her!

Hurry, believe me, I'm your friend.

- Give me the wand. I'm your friend.

Didn't I give you milk and cookies?

- You sure did, ma'am.

Why did you break in here?

Why don't you leave this nice lady alone?

- That's telling him, sonny.

Now give me the wand.

- Jimmy, she's the evil witch. Zap her!

- Don't listen to him. Listen to me.

Don't point that wand at me! Point it at him!

- That's it, Jimmy. Zap her!

- You've got no right scaring this nice lady.

- That's right, Jimmy. Zap him.

Say, "Bee's knees. I order you to freeze."

- No, Jimmy, don't!

- Bee's knees. I order you to-

Oh, my!

- Pufnstuf, what are we doing in a witch's castle?

- Jimmy, you're all right!

That bump on the head brought your memory back.

Quick, let's get outta here.

- Let's go, Cling and Clang.

- Stop! They're getting away.

After them. Orson, get my wand.

My wand. Hurry, you stupid bird!

Hurry!

Quick, Orson! Quick.

Zap them! Zap them!

- Bee's knees.

I order you to freeze.

Oops! Sorry about that, Witchiepoo.

- Witchiepoo? Who's Witchiepoo?

- Oh, no! Not her now!

- Who are you, you weird bird?

Have we met?

- Don't you remember? It's me, Orson.

- What's an Orson?

♪ You got someone who loves you ♪

♪ You got someone who cares ♪

♪ You got someone who'll fix you up ♪

♪ If ever you need repair ♪

♪ You got someone who'll take the time ♪

♪ To look unto your prayers ♪

♪ I got, you got, everybody do got someone who cares ♪

♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Where ya go when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ He can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ Woo! I got, you got, everybody do got someone who cares ♪

♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Where ya go when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ He can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

- See you next week!

- Keep those cards and letters coming.