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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ He's your friend when things get tough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

- Witch raid.

Witch raid.

Take cover everyone.

Oh my goodness, oh, oh.

Jimmy, Mayor, come in quick,

a witch is on a rampage, hurry.

- Look out.

- The witch has gone crazy.

- Run Jimmy, run.

- Hurry, inside everyone, hurry.

- Well, that was a close call.

- She almost zapped us all.

- Why do you think I'm wearing this witch raid helmet?

She's been zapping everything in sight.

- What's gotten into her lately?

She's been meaner than ever.

- She sure has,

and we've got to do something about it.

Dr. Blinky, is that new

anti-witch potion of yours ready yet?

- I've been working on it,

it's just about done.

- Anti-witch potion?

Terrific, how does it work?

- Oh it's fantastic.

It's so powerful all you have to do

is spray it on her with this,

and immediately she'll love everyone.

- The witch will love everyone?

- Wow, it sure must be powerful.

- Oh, oh, oh it is.

It's a super duper love potion.

If you can get close enough to spray the witch with it,

she'll stop being mean.

She'll become a regular sweet little pussy cat.

- The witch a sweet little pussy cat?

- Ow, my tooth is killing me.

Hurry up you idiots,

and it better work or I'll boil you in oil.

- Ooh, have no fear Witchiepoo,

tying a string to your tooth

and a door knob always works.

- Well hurry, I can't stand this toothache.

Ow, it's killing me.

Pull it out.

- Okay, this is it.

Ready on the door, Orson?

- You better be.

- Ready.

One, two, three.

Slam.

- Ow, my tooth.

It's still there.

Oh, double bewitched you pulled out the door

instead of my tooth.

- Poor sicky Witchiepoo.

- Never mind poor Witchiepoo,

we've got to get her to a doctor,

or her toothache will be the end of us all.

- But you know how she and Dr. Blinky hate each other.

- Well, I'll just call him up

and make an appointment,

I won't tell him who it's for.

- Suppose he refuses?

- He can't refuse, a doctor must help the sick.

Calling Dr. Blinky, calling Dr. Blinky.

Yoo hoo, come in feathered medicine person.

Calling Dr. Blinky, calling Dr. Blinky.

- Coming, coming.

Hello, Dr. Blinky's medical help from toes and pinkies.

- Doctor, we need a tooth pulled,

it's an emergency.

- Who's the patient?

- There's no time for that,

we're coming right over.

- Okay, okay, come on over.

Sorry, but I've got an emergency case

coming right over,

you boys will have to finish

pouring the love potion outside.

- Right, doc, let's go Jimmy.

- Carefully kiddies,

it's our only hope against the witch,

and I don't have time to whip up another batch.

- Oh boy, we better get her to Dr. Blinky's fast.

- It's not that easy,

we've still got one problem,

Dr. Blinky will recognize her.

- Well, change her into something.

- But I'm not the witch.

- Use her wand.

- Why not?

There's a first time for everything.

- Witchiepoo.

Oh, Witchiepoo,

your worries are over.

What?

- Lend me your wand,

then your toothache will go bye bye.

- My wand?

Take it, take anything,

only do something for my tooth.

- Wait a minute, what are you gonna change her into?

- I don't know, I, uh...

- How about a nice little girl spider?

That would be nice.

- Nice for you.

How about just a regular little girl?

The doctor can't refuse a little girl.

- You're the witch.

- Here we go, one magic spell coming up.

Evil spirits, give it a whirl,

change the witch into a curly haired girl.

Ooh it worked, it worked,

I can't believe it.

- Wow, you're a regular witch.

Look at me, I'm a little adorable girl.

But my tooth is killing me.

- Quick, do something your witchiness.

- All right, slave.

Slimy serpents evil and slinky,

send the witch to Dr. Blinky.

- Careful with the potion there,

don't spill a drop, we need it all for the witch.

Oh my goodness, you startled me.

Oh, say little girl,

how did you get in that chair?

Sorry but you'll have to leave,

I'm expecting a patient.

- I am the patient,

and my little, little toothy woothy is really killing me.

- Oh goodness me, I can't refuse a little girl.

All right, open your mouth.

- You wouldn't hurt a little curly haired girl,

would you, Docky Poogy?

- Oh precious, no, you won't feel a thing.

Just relax and leave it all to old Docky Poogy.

Easy does it now little girl.

Easy, easy now.

There we go.

I got it, I got it.

That's the biggest tooth from a little girl I've ever seen.

- You hurt me, you hurt me, you nasty man.

Just for that I'm gonna zap you.

- Zap me?

You don't sound like a little girl,

you sound like the witch.

- Sound like?

I am the witch.

Now I'm going to get you you fat quack.

Help , the witch.

Come back here.

Come back here.

- The witch is in there.

- We're gonna have to try out this love potion right now,

let's go.

- I order you to stop.

What am I fooling around for?

All right you dummies,

this is it.

Demons, devils, creepy worms-

- Stop that, Miss Witch.

- Well, now I've got the whole gang,

I'm going to destroy you.

- Quick, spray her.

- I'm gonna pulverize you.

I'm gonna...

♪ I'm just a bundle of sunshine ♪

♪ Waiting to shine down on you ♪

- It works, the love potion works.

- Hooray.

- It's a miracle. ♪ Be sure to take my number ♪

♪ And to give me a buzz ♪

♪ If ever you're feeling down ♪

♪ 'cause I'm just a bundle of sunshine ♪

♪ And I'm busting to spread it around ♪

- I love you

and you

and you

and you and you.

- By golly I'm a genius, a genius.

- Mayor Pufnstuf, you naughty boy,

how come you never visit me at my castle?

I insist you come tonight,

and bring your adorable friends.

- Well gosh, gee, I don't know what to say.

- Now, Puffypoo, I insist.

I won't take no for an answer.

And you come too, Jimmy dear,

and bring your little friend, he's so cute.

- I'm busy tonight.

- It's up to Puff.

- Oh, I'm sure Puffypoo won't mind,

you great big, beautiful...

Say, what are you anyway?

See you later.

Bye now.

Love you, love, love, love you.

- I saw it, but I don't believe it.

- Gosh, Dr. Blinky, your love potion is terrific.

- Oh, it certainly is.

Imagine the witch inviting all of you

to her castle, goodness.

- Say, I just had a great idea.

Jimmy, this would be a perfect chance

for you to grab the vroom broom

and escape off the island.

- I never thought about that.

Doc, how long do you think the witch will stay loveable?

- I don't know,

but if you took that along

you could give her a squirt every time she needed it.

- How about that, Freddie,

I have a feeling we're finally gonna go home.

- Dr. Blinky, do you really think

she'll lend us her vroom broom?

- As long as that love potion lasts,

she'll be so goodhearted and adorable

she'll lend you the cape off her back.

- I'm so goodhearted and adorable,

I'll gladly lend you the cape off my back.

- What about the vroom broom?

- Oh, I'll even lend you my vroom broom,

anything for my dear friend.

- Ooh, you captured them,

great work Witchiepoo.

- What are you gonna do, boil them in oil?

- My dear boys, whatever are you talking about?

These lovely people are my guests.

- Your guests?

I don't get it.

Excuse me, my love.

Orson, my angel,

Seymour, my treasure,

my I impose upon you?

- Me?

Are you talking to me?

- And me?

- Of course my little doves.

Now, dear hearts, if it won't put you out,

would you mind getting the vroom broom ready

for a little ride?

Oh, thank you my little loves.

Take this fruit just in case you get hungry while you work.

- Ooh, thank you.

You sure have changed, chiefy.

- Yeah, thanks a heap.

- Orson and Seymour are such darlings.

Well, make yourselves comfy my children.

- Golly, Miss Witch,

I never knew you were so full of love.

- I am rather adorable, aren't I?

- Oh, those little dickens wanna play games.

- Maybe we could help your people

get the vroom broom ready.

- Oh, never, you're my guests,

just make yourselves comfy,

and I'll go see how they're doing.

Be right back, my lovelies.

- Gosh, I sure hope that love potion lasts.

- Me too, I'm scared.

- Jimmy, better be ready to use that extra supply we have,

just in case.

Good boy.

- Boy, that witch sure has turned into a living doll.

- Hey, this is the life, eh, Orson old pal?

- Where are you my little bunnies?

Come out,

and hippity hop over to your sweet, dear

little old witch.

- Here we are my good nice sweet gentle lady of loveliness.

- Oh, are you enjoying your snick snacks, my darling?

- Oh, this apple is delicious my queen.

- I'm so glad you could have a little yummy

before you fix the vroom broom

my adorable little, adorable little,

adorable little, adorable little,

adorable little, adorable little creeps.

You miserable gold rats, stealing my fruit,

and eating on the job.

How dare you.

- But, Witchiepoo, you gave it to us.

- And I'll give it to you again.

Take this.

- Ooh, you bent my beak.

- And that's just the beginning.

that goes for you too.

Now on your toes 'cause I may need you

after I destroy our guests upstairs.

- What happened to her?

- I don't get it.

- I think she flipped her lid.

- Oh, I'll clobber them,

where are they?

- Willickers, sounds like the love potion wore off.

- She sounds terrible.

- Jimmy, do something, hurry.

- I have to try

and give her another blast of the love potion.

Let's get back to where we were, quick.

- Okay, I'll give you the signal.

- A-ha, there you are you goodie tushes,

how dare you invade my castle?

- I'm going to throw you into my dungeon.

- Now, Jimmy, spray, spray.

- I'm going to...

♪ I'm just a bundle of sunshine ♪

♪ Waiting to shine down on you ♪

I love you, I love you, I love you.

- We love you too, darling Witchiepoo.

- You're about the darlingest witch I ever did meet,

lending Jimmy your own vroom broom.

- Heavens to betsy, I almost forgot,

the vroom broom is ready,

if you are my darling.

- Jumping jellybeans, we sure are ready.

- I couldn't be readier.

- Oh, you know, Jimmy dear,

I'm gonna love just watching you fly off

into the wild blue yonder.

That's the slogan of us vroom broom pilots.

Shall I lead the way, sunshine?

- Here, Puf, hold this,

and be careful, there isn't much left.

- I know, I'll only use it for an emergency.

Let's go.

- There you are my little dumpling.

Come and help my dear friends, Jimmy and Freddie,

into the vroom broom.

- Are you sure that's what you want?

- Of course I'm sure.

These are my dear friends,

and I hope they will think of me

as their dear friend.

- Oh, indeed we do, oh indeed.

- Oh, indeed we do, we do.

We're your fun chums, remember?

Can I get on now?

- Of course you may.

Switch on.

- Ready for blast off.

Switch on.

Hang on, Freddie.

- Bye Jimmy, bye Freddie.

- Count down.

Don't anybody be afraid, cover your ears.

One, two, three, blast off.

- Bye Jimmy, bye.

Wow, there he goes.

Have a good trip Jimmy.

Look at the little angel go.

- Well, thank you for your hospitality,

but we have to go now.

- Why, Pufnstuf, aren't you going to wait

until Jimmy comes back from his ride?

- Oh, uh, well I'll be back,

I just have to get home

and put these two young ones to bed.

See you later,

and thanks again.

- Bye bye sugars.

Bye bye Puffypoo.

Ooh what a beautiful sight,

my vroom broom and dear Jimmy riding it.

- May I say, my witchiness,

it's so groovy seeing you this way.

- Yeah, so full of love and everything.

- Dear Jimmy riding it.

Dear Jimmy.

Dear, Jimmy.

riding on my vroom broom.

The crook stole my vroom broom.

- Uh-oh, here we go again.

- You nincompoop, you let him steal my vroom broom.

What have you got for brains, chicken liver?

Quick, upstairs.

- Go Jimmy, go.

Wow wee, look at him up there.

Attaboy, Jimmy, go, go.

- Look at him go, the little broom grabber.

Ooh, I'll soon put a stop to that.

Stand back.

Bibbidi bobbidi, end it all,

make my very own vroom broom fall.

I got him, I got him.

- Ooh, he's crashing.

- Witchiepoo did it again.

- I know, Cling and Clang, he's gonna crash.

Poor Jimmy's fallen into the witch's forest.

- Freddie, are you all right?

- I, I think so.

- We've got to save him from the witch.

Good trees, good trees, save Jimmy.

- Calling all evil trees, this is your gorgeous leader,

Jimmy has crashed in the forest.

Capture him, I repeat capture him.

That is all.

- Roger, Witchiepoo, over and out.

- Good trees, save Jimmy, save Jimmy.

- Jimmy's in trouble.

- Let's go.

Charge.

- I'm charging.

Let's get out of here.

There he is, get him.

Grab him.

- Hold onto him, hold him.

- Look out.

- I got him.

- Look, look, here come those goodie goodie trees.

Let go, you big.

- Put him down.

We're coming, Jimmy, baby, we'll save you man.

- Here, take that.

Oh dear me.

- Well, look at that, what am I gonna do?

The love potion, of course.

Stop fighting everybody.

Peace, love, love.

Lots of love.

Stop fighting now.

- Groovy baby, let's go.

- Love, love everybody.

- I think it would be divine, my sweet.

Shall we waltz?

- You saved the day.

- Come on, quick, let's get out of here

before the love potion wears off.

- Sorry, but I must finish this dance before we leave.

- You said it sugar.

- Look at my evil trees dancing, dancing.

They're supposed to be fighting.

Ooh, I'll tell 'em a thing or two.

Oh, oh, my tooth, I busted my tooth.

- Oh no, this is where I came in,

we better get a doctor, quick.

- For her?

- No, for us, she'll clobber us.

- My tooth.

- Let's get out of here. - This is all your fault.

♪ You've got someone who loves you ♪

♪ You've got someone who cares ♪

♪ You've got someone who picks you up ♪

♪ If ever you need a repair ♪

♪ You've got someone who will take the time ♪

♪ To listen to your prayers ♪

♪ I've got, you got everybody do got ♪

♪ Someone who cares ♪

♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Where you go when things get rough ♪

♪ H. R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ I've got, you've got everybody do got ♪

♪ Someone who cares ♪

♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Where you go when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Well you can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

- See you next week.

- Keep those cards and letters coming.