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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

- Hurry, hurry.

Grandfather told me to bring ya

to the clock shop right away.

- Did he say what for?

- I bet it has something to do with the time machine.

- That's it!

Hurry, hurry.

Here they are, Grandfather Clock.

I brought 'em, I brought 'em.

Good work,.

Hello boy, Pufnstuf.

Hi, Grandfather.

- Alarm Clock tells us you have something special

in mind for Jimmy and Freddy.

- Right.

I fixed up the time machine to take him back home.

- Home?

- Golly, that's great.

How you gonna do it?

- This time machine can make time go forward or backward.

So I'm setting it for the day

before Jimmy came to Living Island.

All they have to do is get in and blast off,

and presto, they're back home.

- Wow, we're gonna go home!

Freddy, we're going home!

- Alright boys, into the time machine.

Please hurry.

- But Pufnstuf, I haven't had time

to say goodbye to where we were.

- I'll say goodbyes for you.

Quick Jimmy, before the witch finds out.

Into the machine.

- Goodbye, Pufnstuf.

I'll never forget you.

Bye Cling, bye Clang.

And don't get into any more trouble.

- All right, in you go, boy.

- I'm scared.

- Nothing to be scared of.

Just take a deep breath,

and you'll be home in no time at all.

- Goodbye Jimmy, goodbye Freddy.

Have a good trip.

- Now back everybody.

All systems are go.

Blast off!

- You bore me.

Bore me!

B-o-r-e, bore me.

Bore, bore, bore.

♪ Who would think to see this face ♪

♪ That I'm the loneliest witch in town ♪

♪ Who would think such charm and grace ♪

♪ Could be the loneliest witch in town ♪

♪ I can't figure out what's the matter with men ♪

♪ My phone hasn't rung since 1910 ♪

♪ Not even a wrong number ♪

♪ Every now and then ♪

♪ I'm the loneliest witch in town ♪

♪ I'm so mad ♪

♪ That I could cry ♪

♪ I'm the loneliest witch in town ♪

♪ I'm so blue, they call me sky ♪

♪ I'm loneliest witch in town ♪

♪ I've got a bunch of kisses that are good as gold ♪

♪ I'd like to try one out ♪

♪ Before they start to mold ♪

♪ Instead of catching men, I just cold ♪

♪ I'm lonely ♪

♪ Lonely ♪

♪ I'm so all a-lonely ♪

♪ I'm the lonesome-ist witch in this here ♪

♪ Town ♪

- Look at her, we gotta do something to cheer her up.

- Yeah, let's see what's cooking on the image machine.

Oh my goodness.

Look at that!

Hey Witchiepoo, here's some excitement for you.

They've got Jimmy in the time machine at the clock shop.

- I couldn't care less.

But just to keep my hand in,

I'll try out my new super dapple-dappled dipsy doodle wand.

Ooh, that sounds like fun.

Yeah, fun.

- Stand back, I think I'll zap that time machine.

Lizard's tail and serpent scale,

cause that time machine to fail.

- Great Caesar's ghost, Witchiepoo,

that sure was a powerful zap.

Ho-hum.

Another day, another zap.

- What happened?

The machine made us old, Jimmy!

- Who's Jimmy?

And who are you?

- I'm Freddy.

I'm going to get me some fresh air.

Smells like somebody burnt the hot milk.

Wonder who they are.

Oh well, whoever they are,

they sure picked a funny place to take a nap.

Jimmy, wait!

Don't leave me.

Come back.

Help, Pufnstuf!

Wake up, wake up everybody!

Look at me!

I've turned into an old flute!

You've gotta help me, help!

- Oh.

Oh my.

Oh.

What happened?

- Help, help!

The time machine exploded.

- Look at him.

He's got white hair.

Freddy, jumping jellyfish, what happened to you?

And where's Jimmy?

- The time machine blew up.

It turned Jimmy and me into old men.

- Good heavens, I wonder what went wrong.

- Where did Jimmy go?

- He walked out, and he didn't even remember me.

- Oh my, here, here's the trouble.

Instead of going backwards, the machine went ahead 60 years.

- 60 plus 12.

Golly, that makes Jimmy 72 years old.

- She sure went blowy.

- You better start fixing it fast.

Poor 72 year old Jimmy, lost in the woods.

We've got to find him before the witch does.

You stay here, Freddy.

Come on Cling and Clang, let's go.

- Hey there Witchiepoo, you got a match?

- Yeah.

My life and your cigar.

They're both rotten.

What a life.

No wonder I'm bored and unhappy.

Look who I've got to talk to.

Mushrooms, spiders, vultures.

Oh my, oh my, oh.

- It can't be!

It must be a mirage!

No, it's true.

It's a man!

An honest to goodness live man!

At least I think he's alive.

He is, he moved!

At last, my prince has come.

- Hello there, girly.

What's wrong, ya got a bee in your bustle?

- And he talks too!

Oh, this is too much.

My cup will run-eth over.

Hi, good looking.

- Wish I could say the same.

Is that your nose, or you eating a banana?

- And with a sense of humor too.

How much can one woman ask for?

By the way, my dear prince,

what's a real fun fella like you doing

in the forest like this anyway?

- Don't rightly know.

I'm a stranger here myself.

- A stranger, eh?

Well, welcome stranger.

How'dya like to come up to my place

for a little din-din, and um,

quickie-poo?

- Well, if it's all the same to you,

I'd rather have some hot milk and cookies.

- "Hot milk and cookies."

Oh, you're a riot.

You and I are gonna have a lot of laughs together.

Oh, sorry about that, Prince.

My castle awaits.

- Jimmy!

Jimmy!

- What's up, Mayor?

- We're looking for Jimmy.

Did you see him?

- No, but I saw an old fella with a white beard go

through here a while back.

- Willickers, that must be Jimmy.

He's turned into an old man of 72.

- You call that old?

I'm 590 myself.

Give or take a

century or two.

- Come on Cling and Clang, we have to hurry.

Bye, Old Tree.

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

72.

When I was 72, my parents called me a tree-nager.

- I don't know what she sees in him.

- Let's throw the old geezer out.

- Right, save her the trouble.

You touch one little white hair on his head,

and I'll clobber you.

But we were doing it

for your own good.

- You're just jealous.

I know what's good for me.

And there he is, my dream prince, and he's mine.

All mine.

Now we're gonna have a nice cozy little chat.

Did you enjoy your little nap, handsome?

You know something?

I'd even give up being a witch for you.

I'll be just a plain housewife.

Cleaning, and cooking, and scrubbing,

and all that fun stuff.

And you can be the man of the house.

And you know what to prove it?

I would even marry you.

I said we could get married!

Can you marry me?

- Mm.

- He will!

You heard it, you heard it!

He's going to marry me!

I'm gonna become a bride!

Listen to me world!

I'm getting married.

Me, the witch that was is going to become Mrs,

say, what'd you say your name was?

Prince Charming?

Okay, then I'll be Mrs. Charming.

Ring the bells, beat the drums, and let the good times roll.

- Jimmy.

Jimmy.

Excuse me Society Tree, but have you seen Jimmy?

- Frightfully sorry Mr. Mayor,

but I've been so busy getting ready for the wedding,

I really hadn't noticed anyone.

- Excuse me, what wedding?

- Say, you are out of touch, aren't you?

Why the witch's wedding, of course.

- The witch is getting married?

That's odd.

- Not as odd as the old man she's married.

- Wait a minute.

What old man?

- Oh, some old codger who was just wandering by.

If you ask me, Mayor-

- Jimmy!

That old man must be Jimmy.

Excuse me, we have to run.

Come on, Cling and Clang.

We have to get into the castle and save Jimmy

before the witch marries him.

Oh, this is terrible awful,

to the castle, come on.

- And now to get on my wedding gown.

- Hey, I appreciate your spiffing me up like this, kitties,

but what's it all for?

- Oh, you're going to a wedding.

- A wedding?

I love weddings.

Music, dancing, lots of hot milk and cookies.

But say boys,

who's getting hitched?

You are.

- Me?

No kidding.

Oh.

Who am I marrying?

Orson, help me with my wedding dress!

- Does that answer your question?

Orson, Seymour, I ,

stop,

don't look, pretty-witty.

It's bad luck to see you bride before the ceremony.

Close your eyes.

- They're closed.

- Come on you two, help me.

See you in a jiffy, princey-wincey.

- Guards?

Oh guards?

Guards?

Oh guards?

Come a little closer fellas.

Come on.

Come on.

Hi there.

Now, as mayor of Living Island,

I bring official greetings to the witch on her wedding,

and a gift of two magnificent pies.

Your suspicious, eh?

Well here,

would you like to see them for your self?

Cling and Clang, show 'em the pies.

Good boys, you did that easy as pie.

Come on, let's go into the castle.

Shh, quiet boys.

Jimmy.

Jimmy, wake up.

It's Pufnstuf, your friend.

- I don't have any friends.

I'm a lonesome old man.

That's why I'm getting married.

- Jimmy, you don't know what you're doing.

That's the witch you're marrying.

- At my age, sonny, you can't be particular.

I'm 72, ya know.

I know, I know.

I'm H.R. Pufnstuf, the mayor.

Don't you remember me, Jimmy?

- Jimmy?

My name is Charming.

Prince Charming.

- Look, don't you remember Cling and Clang?

- Cling and Clang?

Say, that rings a bell.

I seem to remember them way back when I was a kid.

- That's it, Jimmy, come on.

You can remember.

Think!

- It's hard to think when you're old

as I am.

- Jimmy listen, you're not 72 years old.

You're a little boy, you're only 12.

- 12?

How can I be 12?

I'm supposed to marry that old turkey in there.

- Come on Jimmy, we have to get you out of here.

Hurry before the witch gets back.

- Wait a minute.

Wait a minute.

She promised me hot milk and cookies.

- We'll get you all you could eat, but you've got to hurry.

Come on!

- I'm so beautiful, so divine, so gorgeous.

How come I can't get a younger man?

Oh well, who cares?

Beggars can't be choosy.

Orson, my veil.

- What a bride, she sure is gorgeous.

- Gorgeous isn't the word for it.

She's stunning,

absolutely stunning.

- You got it on backwards, you pin-head!

There.

How does that look?

Another seven years bad luck.

Oh, but who cares?

Let's go see if my prince charming is ready.

Make way for the bride.

Oh prince.

Oh princey.

Oh princey, I'm here.

Your beautiful bride is here.

- Witchiepoo, he's gone.

Your prince is gone.

- What, what?

Can't be.

Maybe he slipped off the seat, and fell under the chair.

Look, look.

Prince, prince, come out wherever you're are.

Here, prince.

- Good heavens, I don't believe it.

- Here fella, come out my little old love puppy.

Look Witchiepoo, look!

There they are.

Pufnstuf is dragging him through the forest.

- Lemme see!

You're right.

They're stealing my prince!

My bride-groom, my love bug.

Quick, after them!

My lover, my lover!

- Hurry Grandfather, the witch is after him.

- I've got the machine fixed.

Let's get him in.

Hurry, hurry.

- You've got to get it back to being 12 years old.

- Well, I'll try.

- Hello, old pal.

Boy, am I glad to see you.

- Say, you must be Freddy.

I remember you, you old flute.

Hurry.

No time for that now, in you go.

- Is this where you keep the hot milk and cookies?

That'll all come later.

Now have a seat and relax.

Lots of luck, fellas.

Okay Grandfather, it's all yours.

Start the time machine anytime.

- Well, here we go.

I hope it works.

Switch on,

contact, blast off!

My prince, my prince!

- Oh, make it work.

Please make it work.

- It's working, but I don't know how it'll come out.

- Terrific Grandfather, the machine worked, you did it.

Hi, Jimmy.

Ooh-wee, that time machine was terrific.

Hi Jimmy, hi Freddy, good to see you.

- Hi Pufnstuf.

What happened?

I feel as though I've had a crazy dream.

- It was crazy all right.

You'll never believe what,

alarm, alarm!

The witch is coming, the witch is coming!

- The witch?!

- Quick everybody, hide.

Hide, everybody, hurry.

- Hold it!

Hold it, all you prince grabbers!

Tell me where he is

or I'll blast you!

Now, where's my old man?

What have you done with him?

- I'm the only old man here.

- You're not the one, you old fogey.

What have you done with my prince?

You're hiding him.

- There's no prince here.

- You be quiet, you little runt.

You look like,

nah, it couldn't be.

- There's no old man here.

So why don't you just leave us alone?

- Don't give me orders, you bumpy alligator.

You're trying to hide him.

Is this where you've got him stashed?

Quick, close it,

quick quick!

Quick, lock her up!

- Turn on the machine!

Quick, Grandfather!

- Right, but I don't know what'll happen.

- Gosh, which way will the time machine work?

Forward or backward?

- I don't know, I didn't have time to test it.

- Something better happen,

or she'll come out and destroy us all.

- The machine's opening.

- Here she comes,

get ready to run.

Look, the machine went backwards in time.

- I want my mommy!

I wanta my mommy!

♪ You got someone who loves you ♪

♪ You got someone who cares ♪

♪ You got someone who picks you up ♪

♪ Whenever you need a repair ♪

♪ You got someone who'll take the time ♪

♪ To listen to your prayers ♪

♪ I've got, you've got, everybody do got ♪

♪ Someone who cares by the name of ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Where you go when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ He can't do a little, 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ Woo, I got, you got, everybody do got ♪

♪ Someone who cares by the name of ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Where'd you go when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Well he can't do a little, 'cause he can't do enough ♪

- See you next week!

- Keep those cards and letters coming.