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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ Who's your friend
when things get rough ♪
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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ Can't do a little 'cause
you can't do enough ♪
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♪ Once upon a summertime
just a dream from yesterday ♪
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♪ A boy and his
magic golden flute ♪
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♪ Heard a boat
from off the bay ♪
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♪ Come and play with me
Jimmy come and play with me ♪
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♪ And I will take you on a
trip far across the sea ♪
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♪ But the boat belonged
to a kooky old witch ♪
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♪ Who had in mind
the flute to snitch ♪
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♪ From her Vroom
Broom in the sky ♪
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♪ She watched her
plans materialize ♪
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♪ She waved her wand ♪
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♪ The beautiful boat was gone ♪
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♪ The skies grew dark
the sea grew rough ♪
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♪ And the boat sailed
on and on and on ♪
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♪ And on and on and on ♪
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♪ But Pufnstuf
was watching too ♪
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♪ And knew exactly what to do ♪
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♪ He saw the witch's
bold attack ♪
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♪ And as the boy
was fighting back ♪
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♪ He called his rescue racer
crew as often they rehearsed ♪
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♪ And off to save
the boy they flew ♪
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♪ But who would
get there first ♪
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♪ But now the boy
had washed ashore ♪
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♪ Puf arrived to save the day ♪
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♪ Which made the witch
so mad and sore ♪
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♪ She shook her fist
and screamed away ♪
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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ Who's your friend
when things get rough ♪
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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ Can't do a little 'cause
you can't do enough ♪
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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ He's your friend
when things get rough ♪
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♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
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♪ Can't do a little 'cause
he can't do enough ♪
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- I have a funny feeling you're
trying to tell me something
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my polka dotted friend.
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- I've practicing chewing.
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Just in case I ever
get anything to eat.
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- If you wanna eat like a horse,
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go out and work like
a horse. Get a job.
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- I'm too weak to work.
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I need food, food.
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- Hold it, here comes
a couple of live ones.
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Here munch on these
you sagging nag.
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- Oh yummy, carrots. My
favorite snick snack.
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- Well, if it isn't my old
friend, Mayor Pufnstuf,
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bright-eyed, bushy-tailed,
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and loaded with
gold buttons I hope.
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How's young Jimmy
and Freddy Flute?
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- Hi, Ludicrous.
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- We're fine, thank you.
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- What are you gonna try and
sell us this time, Ludicrous?
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- I tell you what
my fine friend,
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I've got a red hot
special today right here.
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Would you like to buy
a stereo sea shell
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that brings you continuous
and glorious music of the sea,
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merely by holding
it to your ear?
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Here, take a listen my boy.
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- Excuse me for
a second, Freddy.
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- Hold it, Ludicrous, who
are you trying to hoodwink?
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That was you humming.
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You better give him back his
seashell, Jimmy, and let's go.
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- Thanks for the concert.
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I'm coming Pufnstuf,
let me get Freddy.
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What's
your hurry, amigos,
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I've got something
else even more amazing.
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- Pufnstuf, Freddy's
gone. He's disappeared.
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- Gone? What do you mean,
gone? Where could he go?
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- I put him down on the counter.
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- Where's Freddy? Horsey,
did you see where he went?
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- No, I didn't see anything,
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I was too busy
eating my carrots.
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- What's that whistle?
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- What whistle?
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- That whistle, it
came from inside him.
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He swallowed Freddy.
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Hello down there. Freddy,
are you all right?
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Help, Jimmy,
get me out of here!
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- Jumping jellybeans,
he did swallow Freddy.
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- You stupid nag, you
ate up a customer.
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I didn't see him on the counter,
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honest I didn't.
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- Hold still please.
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Freddy, are you okay?
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I'm okay
but get me out of here,
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I'm surrounded by carrots.
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- Okay, Horsey, now give him
back. Cough, come on, cough.
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Come on, you can cough
harder than that, come on.
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I'm trying.
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I'm trying.
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- Come on Pufnstuf, help me.
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- Excuse us, Horsey but
we've got to get Freddy out.
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Come on Horsey, cough, cough.
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- Hang on, Freddy, we'll
think of something.
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Hurry please!
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- Yeah, hurry,
get him out of me.
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- It's no use.
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There's only one thing to do,
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we've got to take
him to Dr. Blinky's.
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- Dr. Blinky's,
that's a great idea.
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- No, no, you'll never get
me to go to that duck doctor.
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- What's a duck doctor?
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- A quack.
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I'm getting out of here!
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- No, wait, Horsey stop!
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- He's running away with Freddy.
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- Stop! Come back!
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- As mayor, I order you to
halt. Halt Horsey, halt!
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- Kinda hope they
don't catch him.
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A whistling horse,
should make a fortune.
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I could star in a
musical western.
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- Hurry, Witchiepoo,
it's Freddy Flute,
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the Polka-dotted Horse
swallowed your golden flute.
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- Ah-ha, there's that nitwit nag
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and he's approaching
my evil trees.
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I'll fix that.
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Calling all evil trees,
calling all evil trees,
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do you read me?
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- You're coming in
loud and clear, Chiefy.
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- Good, now here this, Polka
dot Horse is coming through.
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He swallowed Freddy Flute.
Grab him. I repeat grab him.
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Hold him for me, over and out.
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- Roger.
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- Witchiepoo.
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- Over and out.
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- That lame horse
will soon be mine
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and so will that gorgeous flute.
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I'll scare it right out of him
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with my new super
duper magic wand.
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Darn, I've just got to
call in a wand repairman.
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Quick, Seymour, get the smelling
salts for our punchy friend
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and let me know when
that horse arrives.
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I'm off to get prettied up.
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- Okay, boys, you heard Witchie.
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We've got to grab that nag.
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- I think that I shall never see
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a horse that can escape a tree.
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- Stop with that dumb
poetry, will you?
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We've got work to do.
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- Shh, I think I
hear him coming.
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- Freeze, trees.
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- Well, well, if it
isn't our old friend
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the polka-dotted horse.
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- Aye, spotty, want to
rub your back against me?
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No, thank you.
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I'll just be on my way.
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- What's your hurry? Say,
that's a cute sounding whistle.
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How do you do that?
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Well, anyone can do
it.
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See, it's easy.
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- It sounded to me that
you swallowed a whistle
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or maybe a flute.
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- Grab him boys!
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- No, no, stop! Stop!
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- Look Puf, they got Horsey.
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- Let him go. Get your
branches off that horse.
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- Let me go!
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- Ow, my bark.
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- Stop. Cut that out.
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- Tie 'em Puf, get
something to tie 'em.
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Let go of me.
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- Take that you big oaf.
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- I think that I shall never see
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a coward run as fast as me.
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Hurry, Jimmy. Get going.
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- Quick, Horsey, this way.
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- You ought to be ashamed of
yourself, you rotten trees.
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You guys had enough
or do you want another
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bust in your bark?
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- We quit, you win.
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- My roots are killing me.
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- Never mind your roots, he
made a hose out of my nose.
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- Are you all right?
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- I'm fine. I hope Freddy
wasn't too shaken up.
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- I better find out. Freddy,
you still okay down there?
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I'm okay, but what
was all that bouncing around?
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- We were getting away
from the evil trees.
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But, don't worry, we're
going to go to Dr. Blinky's
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and get you out right now.
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- Hold on there.
Did I hear you say
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you're taking me to
that quack doctor?
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- Well, if you don't want
to go, that's all right.
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Oh, good. That's a
relief.
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- Fine, then we'll
just leave you here
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for the witch and her
trees to grab you.
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- Oh no! Oh, not that. I'll go.
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Wait for me.
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- Witchieness, come quick!
The evil trees blew it.
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- How could they blow it?
It was such a simple snatch.
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I'll turn those wooden
weirdos into tooth picks
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Look at those buttinskis,
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they're taking that nitwit
nag to Dr. Blinky's.
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I've got to think
of something, fast.
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- Like what, Chiefy?
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- Questions,
questions, questions.
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It's always questions.
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When are you going to start
coming up with some answers?
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- Greetings, Mayor Pufnstuf.
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- Good to see you
Pufy, what's new?
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- Sorry, fellas. But
this isn't a social call.
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It's an emergency.
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- Emergency?
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- Dr. Blinky, you've
got to do something.
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The horse swallowed Freddy.
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- Oh, oh, oh my. Well,
how did he do that?
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Swallowed Freddy? Oh, that's
terrible. Bring him in.
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Bring him in. How
did he do that?
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- He thought he was a carrot.
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You've got to do
something, please.
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- Heavens, yes. I better
check his eyesight.
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Say, "Ah".
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- No, no doctor. Freddy's
inside him. He's in his stomach.
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- You've got to get him out.
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Yes out.
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- Good heavens, he
really is down there.
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Now, hold still. Open your
mouth and say, "Neigh".
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- Neigh.
- Neigh.
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- Oh my goodness, he's got an
advanced case of flute-itis
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if I've ever seen one.
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- Don't worry, Freddy. Dr.
Blinky will get you out.
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Tell him
to hurry, please.
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- Let's get him over to
the operating table, quick.
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- No, no, please
don't. I'm scared.
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- Now, come on Horsey,
do as the doctor says.
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No. No, I won't. You can't
make me.
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Watch my head. Whoops.
Careful, careful.
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Don't pinch my tail. Watch
it. Oh. Oh. Watch it.
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- We're watching it,
we're watching it.
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- Careful we don't jiggle Freddy
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- Oh, why did I do it?
I'll never swallow another
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flute
as long as I live.
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- Shh, quiet.
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- How's Freddy
doing? Is he okay?
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- Oh, he's fine. Just whistling
to keep up his courage.
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- What are you going to do now?
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How are you going to get
him out? Tell us. Tell us.
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- I wish I knew. This is my
first flute removal case.
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Oh, I'm getting out of here.
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- Let the doc help you
horse and by tomorrow,
243
00:11:45,633 --> 00:11:47,266
you'll be as healthy as I am.
244
00:11:48,733 --> 00:11:50,633
That's what I'm afraid of.
245
00:11:52,133 --> 00:11:55,133
- Doc, there's a case like
this in me on page 68.
246
00:11:55,133 --> 00:11:59,133
They didn't operate, they
scared it out of him.
247
00:11:59,133 --> 00:12:01,900
- If that's no good,
let me give him a little
248
00:12:01,900 --> 00:12:05,200
ha ha and tickle it out of him.
249
00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:07,833
- No, no, Doc. I've
really got a great idea
250
00:12:07,833 --> 00:12:10,566
how to get Freddy out, see.
251
00:12:10,566 --> 00:12:12,366
- Quiet, I'm the doctor here.
252
00:12:12,366 --> 00:12:14,800
I'm the one that went to
medical school, not you.
253
00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:16,900
Now, "quiet", I said. Quiet.
254
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,166
- Ah, Doc.
255
00:12:18,166 --> 00:12:19,666
- Quiet, or leave.
256
00:12:19,666 --> 00:12:22,533
- Good idea. I'm
leaving. Goodbye.
257
00:12:24,066 --> 00:12:26,333
- No, no, get back your sick.
258
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:29,400
Oh my, oh.
259
00:12:29,400 --> 00:12:32,600
- Help, help, help,
let me go, let me go.
260
00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:36,633
Watch it, watch it.
Let me, let go of me.
261
00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:39,500
- Witchiepoo, are you
just going to stand there?
262
00:12:39,500 --> 00:12:40,766
- That's right.
263
00:12:40,766 --> 00:12:42,933
Dr. Blinky will get the
flute out of that horse.
264
00:12:42,933 --> 00:12:44,800
Just like I figured he would.
265
00:12:44,800 --> 00:12:46,633
He'll do all the work for me and
266
00:12:46,633 --> 00:12:49,400
save the wear and
tear on my wand.
267
00:12:49,400 --> 00:12:50,900
- How you gonna make
the grab, Chiefy?
268
00:12:50,900 --> 00:12:54,233
- Easy, I'll grab the flute
and leave them holding the nag.
269
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,766
Get it? Holding the
bag, holding the nag?
270
00:13:07,100 --> 00:13:09,433
- Let's see. No, that's not it.
271
00:13:09,433 --> 00:13:11,866
Oh, oh, no that's not it.
272
00:13:11,866 --> 00:13:15,066
Oh, here it, nope,
that's not it.
273
00:13:15,066 --> 00:13:16,300
- Hurry, Doc.
274
00:13:16,300 --> 00:13:18,300
- What are you looking for?
275
00:13:18,300 --> 00:13:19,933
- What else? A flute remover.
276
00:13:19,933 --> 00:13:21,566
I must have one here someplace.
277
00:13:22,800 --> 00:13:26,033
No, please. Let me go.
278
00:13:26,033 --> 00:13:27,933
- Hey, Doc, listen to me.
279
00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:31,900
I tell ya I know how to
get the flute out, see.
280
00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:34,233
- If I told you once, I
told you a hundred times.
281
00:13:34,233 --> 00:13:35,566
Silence, please silence.
282
00:13:35,566 --> 00:13:38,666
I must
have absolute silence.
283
00:13:38,666 --> 00:13:40,533
Oh, I don't want
to say anything,
284
00:13:40,533 --> 00:13:45,200
but this horse suddenly
grew a long, hairy tongue.
285
00:13:45,200 --> 00:13:47,600
- That's not his tongue, Doc.
286
00:13:47,600 --> 00:13:49,600
Oh, for goodness
sake
287
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,733
I must get my glasses fixed.
288
00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,633
- Now, behave yourself, Horsey.
289
00:13:54,633 --> 00:13:56,166
- Hold him still you guys.
290
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:58,666
- We're trying. Now, please,
you've got to get Freddy out.
291
00:13:58,666 --> 00:14:01,400
- Well, I'm trying to.
Oops, I dropped my-
292
00:14:01,400 --> 00:14:04,633
Let's see now. I have
just what I need here.
293
00:14:04,633 --> 00:14:07,200
This will do it, this will.
294
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:10,266
Now, let's see. Open
your mouth wide.
295
00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:16,366
Oh, goodness, me. Amazing,
a horse with two tails.
296
00:14:17,866 --> 00:14:21,500
- No, Doc. He moved again.
Now hold still, Horsey.
297
00:14:22,866 --> 00:14:27,100
Mercy, mercy,
emergency. Help, Doctor.
298
00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,633
- What's that?
299
00:14:28,633 --> 00:14:31,966
- Mercy, mercy, help
Doctor, help. Help.
300
00:14:33,366 --> 00:14:35,566
- Help. Is there
a doctor in there?
301
00:14:35,566 --> 00:14:37,500
- We need a doctor.
302
00:14:38,966 --> 00:14:40,466
- If we're going to get
inside and grab that flute,
303
00:14:40,466 --> 00:14:42,033
you're going to need to
be a lot sicker than that.
304
00:14:42,033 --> 00:14:42,866
- Oh
305
00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:44,666
- Mercy, help, help.
306
00:14:44,666 --> 00:14:47,233
Oh, I'm
sick.
307
00:14:47,233 --> 00:14:49,133
- Hark, the cry of mercy.
308
00:14:49,133 --> 00:14:52,600
I am a doctor, I
must go, immediately.
309
00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,433
- Wait, what about Freddy?
310
00:14:54,433 --> 00:14:56,800
- Doc, you've got to
get Freddy out of Horse.
311
00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:01,033
- I'll be back in an instant.
You heard, it's an emergency.
312
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:04,766
Let him go. I can wait a year or two.
313
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:08,533
Help. Is there
a doctor in the house?
314
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:09,933
- Coming, coming.
315
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,433
- What a day. Busy, busy, busy.
316
00:15:17,933 --> 00:15:21,800
- Oh, this is terrible,
awful, frightful.
317
00:15:21,800 --> 00:15:23,733
I must do something right away.
318
00:15:25,733 --> 00:15:29,900
- You poor dear. You must
have some terrible disease
319
00:15:29,900 --> 00:15:31,200
to look that bad.
320
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,800
- I'm not the one who's
sick, you dope. He is.
321
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,400
The poor, little, sweet,
angel on the stretcher.
322
00:15:38,400 --> 00:15:41,500
- Oh, well, you
could have fooled me.
323
00:15:42,666 --> 00:15:45,233
Just a minute here,
you're the witch.
324
00:15:45,233 --> 00:15:46,866
- Of course I'm the witch.
325
00:15:46,866 --> 00:15:51,866
But, this is a truce, and I've
come on an errand of mercy.
326
00:15:52,733 --> 00:15:54,566
Please, Doctor, the patient.
327
00:15:56,300 --> 00:15:58,733
- Oh, the poor fellow.
328
00:15:58,733 --> 00:16:02,100
My goodness, he looks
worse than you do.
329
00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,766
He must really be sick.
330
00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:07,266
Cut it out. Hey, cut it out.
331
00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:10,166
Let me out.
Let me out, will you.
332
00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:13,300
- Not until we get
Freddy out of you.
333
00:16:13,300 --> 00:16:15,800
Freddy, the doctor
will be right back.
334
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:18,233
Tell him to hurry.
335
00:16:18,233 --> 00:16:20,466
- Pufnstuf, what're
we going to do?
336
00:16:20,466 --> 00:16:24,733
- If someone will just listen
to me, I know what to do, see.
337
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:27,033
- Okay, Fireplace,
what's your idea.
338
00:16:27,033 --> 00:16:28,133
- Smoke.
339
00:16:28,133 --> 00:16:29,133
- Smoke?
340
00:16:29,133 --> 00:16:30,366
- Smoke?
341
00:16:30,366 --> 00:16:33,533
- Sure, I'll puff my
cigar real hard, see.
342
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:36,200
Fill up the place
with smoke, see.
343
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,533
And the horse will
cough up Freddy, see.
344
00:16:38,533 --> 00:16:40,066
- Gosh, you think it'll work?
345
00:16:40,066 --> 00:16:41,366
- Watch me. Here I go.
346
00:16:45,066 --> 00:16:46,933
No, stop that.
347
00:16:46,933 --> 00:16:49,466
- Fireplace, cut that out.
348
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:50,600
We can't breath.
349
00:16:53,366 --> 00:16:56,033
- Please Doctor, don't you
think we should take him inside?
350
00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:58,500
Come, we'll carry him.
351
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:01,666
- We better not move him.
I better take his pulse.
352
00:17:03,900 --> 00:17:07,400
- Right, one, two,
three, four, five, six.
353
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:11,966
I hope he's not suffering
from dish pan hands,
354
00:17:11,966 --> 00:17:13,600
or we're really in trouble.
355
00:17:15,366 --> 00:17:16,533
Let's see now.
356
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:18,266
120.
357
00:17:19,666 --> 00:17:23,133
18.
358
00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:26,766
28.
359
00:17:26,766 --> 00:17:28,366
140.
360
00:17:28,366 --> 00:17:30,700
11 and a half.
361
00:17:30,700 --> 00:17:32,266
83.
362
00:17:32,266 --> 00:17:34,533
Minus one.
363
00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:36,000
- That's mine.
364
00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,100
Come on Doctor, let's get
this sicky inside your house.
365
00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,533
Move, Orson.
366
00:17:40,533 --> 00:17:42,433
- Yes, my Queen.
367
00:17:42,433 --> 00:17:45,866
- I told you he's
too sick to be moved.
368
00:17:45,866 --> 00:17:48,000
I'll take care of him out here.
369
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:51,133
Now you did it. I'll have to
take his pulse all over again.
370
00:17:51,133 --> 00:17:53,500
I may have to operate
immediately, too.
371
00:17:58,100 --> 00:17:59,166
- I need air.
372
00:18:01,566 --> 00:18:04,433
- Hey, Fireplace,
inhale, inhale.
373
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:06,966
- My pages are being barbecued.
374
00:18:06,966 --> 00:18:10,333
- It doesn't bother me. In
one ear and out my mouth.
375
00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:15,900
- Fireplace, we're choking.
Turn off that smoke.
376
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:18,200
- Horsey, you better
get out of here.
377
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:20,533
Freddy must be choking. Hurry!
378
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:21,700
Hurry, hurry!
379
00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,866
Air. Air.
380
00:18:25,866 --> 00:18:27,166
Freddy!
381
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:33,500
I got him. I got the golden
tooty flutey.
382
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:36,533
Oh, I know I had some great
magic, but this is ridiculous.
383
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:40,766
- What's going on here?
384
00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:42,200
Jimmy, help!
385
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,033
- It's the witch and
she's got Freddy.
386
00:18:45,033 --> 00:18:46,700
- Hand him over, madame.
387
00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:50,933
- Like heck I will. Stand back,
all of you or I'll zap you.
388
00:18:50,933 --> 00:18:54,900
Orson, Seymour, our fun is
done. Let's scoopa da boop.
389
00:18:54,900 --> 00:18:57,533
- Hey, wait a minute,
you're supposed to be sick.
390
00:18:57,533 --> 00:19:01,333
- I was, but you're such a
great doctor, I'm all better.
391
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:02,500
Thanks a heap.
392
00:19:05,033 --> 00:19:08,033
- Watch out Witchie, the house.
393
00:19:08,033 --> 00:19:13,033
- Oh no, it's going to sneeze.
Stop! I order you to stop.
394
00:19:13,766 --> 00:19:14,866
- Hit the ground.
395
00:19:14,866 --> 00:19:16,133
- Hurry, hurry.
396
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:27,933
- Let's get out of here.
397
00:19:27,933 --> 00:19:31,600
- Stupid house, can't you cover
your door when you sneeze?
398
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:45,500
- I saw those red bloomers.
399
00:19:45,500 --> 00:19:47,733
- Thank goodness your
house is allergic to smoke.
400
00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:50,866
Now, where's Freddy? I
didn't see where he landed.
401
00:19:50,866 --> 00:19:52,233
- I didn't see him either.
402
00:19:52,233 --> 00:19:53,700
- Neither did I.
403
00:19:53,700 --> 00:19:55,500
- Then what happened to him?
404
00:19:55,500 --> 00:19:58,200
Last I saw he went flying
out of the witch's hand.
405
00:19:58,200 --> 00:20:00,600
Puf, have you seen him?
406
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,266
No, I didn't
407
00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:07,300
Jimmy, I can't figure where
he went.
408
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:09,200
I haven't seen him any place.
409
00:20:09,200 --> 00:20:11,800
- Oh, no. Here we go again.
410
00:20:12,733 --> 00:20:14,666
- Back to the operating table.
411
00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:16,633
No, no please
412
00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:19,766
Oh, not that. Oh,
no. Oh, please no.
413
00:20:19,766 --> 00:20:21,233
- Relax.
414
00:20:21,233 --> 00:20:24,600
- Oh, my goodness. Oh no.
Oh no. Oh, I'm scared.
415
00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,600
♪ You got someone
who loves you ♪
416
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,133
♪ You got someone who cares ♪
417
00:20:31,133 --> 00:20:36,066
♪ You got someone who'll fix you
up if ever you need repairs ♪
418
00:20:36,066 --> 00:20:39,066
♪ You got someone
who'll take the time ♪
419
00:20:39,066 --> 00:20:41,833
♪ to listen to your prayers ♪
420
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:45,800
♪ I got you got everybody
you got someone who cares ♪
421
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:49,433
♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
422
00:20:49,433 --> 00:20:52,000
♪ Where you go when
things get rough ♪
423
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:55,066
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf he
can't do a little ♪
424
00:20:55,066 --> 00:20:56,766
♪ 'cause he can't do enough ♪
425
00:21:05,666 --> 00:21:09,633
♪ I got you got everybody
you got someone who cares ♪
426
00:21:09,633 --> 00:21:13,233
♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪
427
00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:15,800
♪ Where you go when
things get rough ♪
428
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,900
♪ H.R. Pufnstuf he
can't do a little ♪
429
00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:20,833
♪ 'cause he can't do enough ♪
430
00:21:20,833 --> 00:21:22,566
♪ See you next week. ♪
431
00:21:22,566 --> 00:21:24,266
♪ I sure hope so. ♪
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