Original subtitles

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ Once upon a summertime, just a dream from yesterday ♪

♪ A boy and his magic golden flute ♪

♪ Heard a boat from off the bay ♪

♪ Come and play with me, Jimmy ♪

♪ Come and play with me ♪

♪ And I will take you on a trip far across the sea ♪

♪ But the boat belonged to a kooky old witch ♪

♪ Who had in mind the flute to snitch ♪

♪ From her Vroom Broom in the sky ♪

♪ She watched her plans materialize ♪

♪ She waved her wand ♪

♪ The beautiful boat was gone ♪

♪ The skies grew dark, the sea grew rough ♪

♪ And the boat sailed on and on and on and on and on ♪

♪ But Pufnstuff was watching too ♪

♪ And knew exactly what to do ♪

♪ He saw the witch's bold attack ♪

♪ And as the boy was fighting back ♪

♪ He called his rescue racer crew as often they'd rehearsed ♪

♪ And off to save the boy they flew ♪

♪ But who would get there first ♪

♪ But now the boy had washed ashore ♪

♪ Puf arrived to save the day ♪

♪ Which made the witch so mad and sore ♪

♪ She shook her fist and screamed away ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Who's your friend when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuff ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

- Attention!

All right, everyone.

Dance class is ready to begin.

I want to teach you a new dance

called the moonwalk, like so.

Here we go.

- I like it.

- Ready?

One and two.

♪ Moonwalk, moonwalk ♪

♪ Twice as catchy as a case of measles ♪

♪ Moonwalk ♪

♪ Twice as slippery as a pair of weasels ♪

♪ Moonwalk ♪

♪ Take your time until you learn to walk it ♪

♪ Then we're gonna have a blast and rock it ♪

♪ Moonwalk, moonwalk ♪

♪ Leave the world behind and take a powder, moonwalk ♪

♪ But take along a bowl of mama's chowder, moonwalk ♪

♪ It takes a while before you get in orbit ♪

♪ You're in heaven when you're doing your bit ♪

♪ Moonwalk, moonwalk ♪

- Moonwalk, moonwalk.

Oh, Sea of Tranquility.

- Hey, what's with you?

You look like you got fleas in your feathers.

- For your information, this is called the moonwalk,

just like they're doing in the image machine.

- Let me see, let me see.

Say, they're really going to town.

Wow-ee!

- Ooh, may I have this dance?

- Let's cut the talk and get to the moonwalk.

- What are you two looney birds doing?

Stop that dancing.

Stop it, I say.

- Gee, Witchiepoo.

You never let us have any fun.

If they can dance, why can't we?

- They, they?

Who's they?

Look at those twinkle-toed misfits.

- Ain't it catchy? - Catchy my eye.

It's a trick.

They're happy about something, something I don't know about,

and I'm going to find out.

- Where are you going, my slinky sorceress?

- I'm going to change their tune

with a little surprise.

- Ooh, tell me, tell me.

I love surprises.

- Me too, me too.

Tell us, tell us.

- Stick around and watch, you little weirdos.

Stick around and watch.

- May I have this dance?

- Why not?

Moonwalk, moonwalk, scooby-dubby-do.

Moonwalk.

- Oh boy, Judy, that was terrific.

Wasn't it, Puf?

- Puf is the word for it.

Ooh-wee, air, give me air!

- Oh, there, there, Pa.

I'd better get you home and wind you up, honey.

- Did y'all have a good time?

Huh, folks? - Yeah, groovy, baby!

- Stop, Cling and Clang.

You've had your fun.

Now how about going back to the cave

and finishing your chores?

Go along now, hurry.

Cling and Clang, stop that horsing around this minute.

- Heavens, look at that cake!

- Where did you fellas get it?

- You found it in the forest?

No one was there, so you brought it home.

I just don't understand you two.

You know the cake didn't just grow in the forest.

- That's right.

It must belong to someone.

- Of course the cake belongs to someone.

It belongs to me.

- It's a witch.

- Run Jimmy, run.

- Hold it right there.

Make one more move and I'll blast you all into cupcakes.

So, Pufnstuf, you thought I could never

get near your cave, eh?

Well, never underestimate the power of a witch.

- Now see here, madam.

- Oh, shut up, you jolly green dumb dumb.

This little cutie is who I'm really after.

- Give him back, you old hag.

- Freeze, freeze, I say!

Drat and double drat.

This isn't my freeze wand.

It's my disappearing wand.

- Quick, Pufnstuf, let's get her!

She's getting away with Freddy.

- Come back here, you old frump.

Where are you?

Come back.

Oh, I'm afraid it's no use, Jimmy.

They're gone.

- Poor Freddy.

I bet she took him back to her castle.

- What are we gonna do?

- Let's not panic.

We have to find a way to rescue Freddy,

and we'd better get all the help we can.

- I heard that, and here I am, ready to help.

- Gosh, the North Wind.

Thanks for the offer.

- How can you help us?

- I don't know.

You name it and I'll frost it.

- Frost it, like a cake.

North Wind, you just hit on a great idea.

We'll call upon you real soon.

- Any time.

I'll be ready.

Brr, bye.

Well my golden boy, you have enough jewels

in your little body to make me a pair of lovely earrings.

- Earrings?

No, no, please don't do that to me, Miss Witch.

- Why not?

Then I'll have you with me all the time,

and you can sing in my ears.

It'll be like having my own jewel stereo set.

- Ooh, how do you like that?

Someone's giving a birthday party, and we weren't invited.

- Yeah, weren't invited.

What have we got, hairy goonies or something?

- I've been meaning to tell you.

- What party?

Whose birthday?

- I wish I knew, but there's a big birthday cake

right in the middle of the forest.

- Cake, cake?

What cake?

The cake, my cake.

How dare they?

They're using my own gimmick on me.

How stupid do they think I am?

- Very.

- Very what?

- Very stupid.

- Who are you calling stupid?

Ooh!

I didn't call you stupid, oh noble queen.

I said I think they think you're very stupid.

- You're not supposed to think, noodle nose.

I do the thinking around here, and you know what I think?

I think Jimmy and Pufnstuf are inside that cake.

That's what I think, I think.

- Witchie, you sure are a big thinker.

- That's enough, buster.

Here, hold little big mouth for me,

and I'll be back in a flash.

I know you're in there, Jimmy and Pufnstuf.

It'll be a cold day in Witchieville

when you can fool me.

Come out or I'll chop you up into cookie crumbs.

One, two.

- Hello down there, Miss Witch.

- What do you want, nosy wind?

- Here's some cold air to cool all your hot air.

- My goodness, look at her.

My oh my, oh my, oh my.

- Puf, your plan worked perfectly.

You sure put the witch on ice.

Thanks, North Wind.

- Thanks. - Thanks a million, friend.

- My pleasure, Mayor.

Any time.

Bye.

- She said it would be a cold day

when we fooled her.

- Oh, just look at her.

She's frozen solid.

- I've seen popsicles in my day,

but this is the first time I've ever seen a witchsicle.

Come on, let's take her to the cave.

- Yeah, we can keep her prisoner

'til we rescue Freddy from the castle.

- Grab hold, everyone.

Cling and Clang, you grab her feet.

- Come on, boys.

- It's okay, Cling and Clang.

I'll carry her feet.

You run on ahead to the cave and keep the door open.

Boy, that ice witch is sure making it cold in here.

- Ooh, I get the shivers just looking at her.

Cling and Clang, get out some blankets

to keep yourselves warm.

You'll have to guard her while we go to the castle.

- Sure hope that ice doesn't melt.

- We'd better rescue Freddy before it does,

so come on, we'd better hurry.

- Come on, let's go.

- Ooh, they've captured the witch.

I cannot believe it.

She's never been captured before,

and they've got her on ice.

- Good, she'll last longer that way.

- That's no way to talk about our leader.

Let's go.

Here's our chance to rescue her.

Let's go. - Why?

What'd you do that for?

- Because you're a hairy little bug,

and now I know why the witch hits me.

- Why? - Because it feels so good.

Ooh!

- I guess I'm number two.

I'll have to try harder.

- Stupid Bat, we're going to rescue the witch.

Go to the witch's room and guard Freddy Flute.

- Duh, I don't have to take orders from you

if I don't wanna.

- Do what I tell you.

I'm the boss when the witch is away, understand?

I'm the boss and you're nothing.

- Duh, big deal.

That makes you boss over nothing.

- Ooh, hitting dumb dumbs is such fun.

I love it, love it.

- I'd better watch it.

He's drunk with power.

- Yoo-hoo.

Hi down there, sugar dumplings.

It's little old me, the South Wind.

Y'all look so cold,

I thought I'd cook you up a little old mess of warm air.

It's no trouble, sugars.

I'm gonna warm you up real good.

Bye, boys.

Now that everything is nice and warm, I'll be going.

Bye, y'all.

- My goodness, they acted like they just saw a witch.

Now to get those creeps who gave me that cold foot.

- Charge!

- Surrender! - Seymour,

cut it out, you dumbbells.

The nose, watch out for the nose.

- Sorry, Chiefy. - 1,000 apologies.

- What's the matter with you two coconuts?

If you bent my little pug nose, I'll kill you!

- Thanks, Chiefy.

It's as beautiful as ever.

- It was just an accident, oh evil queen.

We came to rescue you.

We're your friends.

- With friends like you two, who needs enemies?

Hold, hold everything.

Who's guarding my golden flute?

- The Stupid Bat.

- Stupid Bat?

You nincompoops, you dingalings.

Now Pufnstuf and Jimmy can sneak past that ding-dong bat

and grab their golden flute.

- How do you know that?

- Because I'm a witch and I know everything.

Now we've got to run all the way back to the castle.

- Why don't you use your wand and flash us back there?

- Because it's still frozen, see?

- Ooh, ooh, I get your point, Witchiepoo.

- Come on, you bubble heads.

- Golly, we're gonna have a mess of trouble

trying to get past those armed guards.

- I've got an idea.

Suppose I jump the guards and you can sneak around the back,

and during all the excitement, get into the castle.

- I have a better idea.

It's time those guards learn the moonwalk.

- Moonwalk? - Judy, wait!

- Hold it, Jimmy.

Let's see what she's going to do.

♪ Moonwalk ♪

♪ Hottest thing to ever hit this planet, moonwalk ♪

♪ Not a dance that you can take for granted, moonwalk ♪

♪ As you're tiptoeing through the rubble ♪

♪ Don't forget to always wear your bubble ♪

♪ Moonwalk, moonwalk ♪

- Right this way.

- She's got them out of the way.

Come on, quick.

Let's go, hurry.

Hurry Jimmy, come on, hurry.

- Come on, hurry!

- Oh, I'm so bushed I can't go another step.

- Yeah, bushed.

- There he is.

- Freddy! - Pufnstuf, Jimmy.

Boy, am I glad to see you.

- We ought to put that old crow in a cage

and see how she'd like it.

Are you all right, little buddy?

- Fine now, Jimmy.

It sure is great seeing you and Pufnstuf again.

- Say, you two better stop exchanging howdys

and get a move on.

The dangerous part is getting out of here.

- Look, the image machine.

- Golly gee, the witch's TV.

- Uh oh, look, Puf.

The witch is coming.

- Judy's still out in front.

She'll be trapped.

- Wait, look at all these buttons.

One of them must pull in the drawbridge.

- Good thinking.

That way, the witch won't be able to get at Judy.

That's not it.

Darn it, that's not it, either.

Darn it.

- What's going on here?

This is my castle, not a dance hall.

Stop that dancing up there.

Stop it, I say.

- Help, oh, Pufnstuf, Jimmy, help!

- We've got to do something.

Judy's in trouble.

The witch is coming right at her.

- I found it, I found the drawbridge button.

- I've got you now, my little dancing darling.

Hold it, you idiot castle.

Charge!

- It worked!

The witch fell in the moat.

Hooray!

- Quick, let's get out of here.

Oops, almost forgot.

Better put the drawbridge back.

Hurry Jimmy, run!

- Come on, Judy.

- Let's run for it.

Let's get out of here, hurry.

Hurry gang, hurry!

- You haven't heard the end of this, you goody two-shoes.

I'll get you yet.

I'll report you to the witch's union.

You don't fight fair.

Well, what have you got to say for yourself?

Get lost, you little squirt.

Wherever you go, critics.

Why me?

Why is it always me?

♪ You got someone who loves you ♪

♪ You got someone who cares ♪

♪ You got someone who picks you up ♪

♪ If ever you need repair ♪

♪ You got someone who'll take the time ♪

♪ To listen to your prayers ♪

♪ I've got, you've got, everybody you got ♪

♪ Someone who cares by the name of ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Where'd you go when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

♪ I got, you got, everybody you got someone who cares ♪

♪ By the name of H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Where'd you go when things get rough ♪

♪ H.R. Pufnstuf ♪

♪ Can't do a little 'cause he can't do enough ♪

- See you next week.

- Keep those cards and letters coming.